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Dec
1
2011

How much pot could a pot roast


How much pot, could a pot roast roast,
if a pot roast could roast pot.

Submitted By : Harinder
Place : Dohad, Gujarat
15 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
19
2015
loneliness doesnt kill you it makes you strong


loneliness doesn't kill you, it makes you strong

Submitted By : Aaqil
Place : kurnool
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
15
2015

When words fails Eyes works


When words fails, Eyes works.
When eyes fails, heart works.
When heart fails...
To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!....

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
19
2015
Psychology says You dont really need someone to


Psychology says: You don’t really need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely.

Submitted By : Sanket
Place : surat
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
2
2012

Raksha Bandhan


Bahen chahe sirf pyar dular,
Nahi mangti bade uphaar,
Rishta bane rahe sadiyon tak,
Mile bhai ko khushiyan hazaar,

Happy Raksha Bandhan

Submitted By : reian jain
Place : dimapur
16 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Feb
22
2016

Funny sms


चाणक्य ने कहा था......
आपको एक ही दुश्मन से बार बार नहीं लड़ना चाहिए,
वरना आप अपने तमाम युद्ध कौशल उसे सिखा देंगे!
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पति पत्नी के संबंधो में भी यही होता है दोनों योद्धा
एक दुसरे के वारो से इतना परिचित होते हैं कि
युद्ध चलता रहता है हल कुछ नहीं निकलता !!!!!

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
21 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Aug
19
2014
Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss karte


Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss karte
hai,
Arey miss karna hai to machcharo ko miss karo,
Jo apne jaan per khel kar tumko KISS karte hai

Submitted By : Rahul Manoj V.R
Place : bangalore
13 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
20
2011

They are my eyes


Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,
Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,
u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..

Submitted By : Mohinder
Place : Warangal, Andhra Pradesh
65 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes