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Sep
24
2011
I need not your needles they are needless to me...


I need not your needles, they"re needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, "twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.

Submitted By : Amita
Place : Ratlam, Madhya Pradesh
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
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Jan
22
2015

Wafa Na Kar Pau To Naraz Mat Hona


Wafa Na Kar Pau To Naraz Mat Hona
Dilse Utar Jau To Naraz Mat Hona
Pyar Mera Saccha Hai Ek Din Dikhaunga
Maut Mohlat Na De To Naraz Mat Hona

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
4
2015
Azeem hain woh bhai jo apni behn soch kr


Azeem hain woh bhai jo apni behn soch kr
Kisi ldke ko aakh utha kr nhi dekhte hai....

N.A.

Submitted By : abdul noor
Place : delhi
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jun
17
2012
PLATFORM se ladki ne utar kar ladke se pucha...


PLATFORM se ladki ne utar kar ladke se pucha ki konsa station he???

Ladka: Apna number dogi to bataunga...

Ladki: oh..ho...mumbai aa gaya....

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
127 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Nov
15
2014
Samunder Bhar Syllabus Hain Nadi Bhar Padh Pate


Samunder Bhar Syllabus Hain, Nadi Bhar Padh Pate Hain, Balti Bhar Yaad Reheta Hain, Mug Bhar Likh Pate Hain, Chullu Bhar Number Aate Hain, Aur Usimein Doob Kar Mar Jaate Hain

Submitted By : unnati
Place : gandhinagar
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
11
2015
Dil ye mera Tumse Pyar karna0 chahta hain


Dil ye mera Tumse Pyar karna0 chahta hain
Apni Mohabbat ka izhaar karna chahta hai
Dekha hain jab se Tumhe aye mere Sanam
Sirf tumhara hi Dedaar karne ko dil chahta hai...

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jun
24
2013

Sonia Gandhi in KBC


Sonia Gandhi in KBC..

Amitabh-Soniaji, ab aakhri saval 5 Crore ke liye.

Who is the CM of Gujarat?

Your Options:
LALOO PRASAD
VILASRAO Desmukh
ARJUN SINGH
NARENDRA MODI.

Soniaji-Its Narendra Modi.

Amitabh-Lock kar doon, 5 crore ka savaal hai?

Soniaji-If you really lock him in Gujarat, I will give you 500 crores..

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
26 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jun
10
2015

Main Phool Hun Meri Khushbu Tum Ho


Main Phool Hun Meri Khushbu Tum Ho,

Main Dil Hoon Meri Dharkan Tum Ho…!!

Main Jaan Hoon Meri Rooh Tum Ho,

Main Jism Hoon Meri Zindagi Tum Ho…!!

Main Aks Hoon Meri Haqiqat Tum Ho,

Main Saya Hun Meri Surat Tum Ho…!!!

Main Lab Hoon Meri Baat Tum Ho,

Main Tab Hu Mukmal Jab Mere Sath Tum Ho..!!

GoodLuck?001

Submitted By : GoodLuck?001
Place : New delhi
207 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   140 Votes