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May
18
2013

Uski Ek Jhalak Ke Liye Tarapna


Uski Ek Jhalak Ke Liye Tarapna,
Har Ek Ada Pe Uski Fir Aahein Bharna,
Din Raat Bus Uske Khawabo Me Jagna..
Aye Dil,
Yeh Mohabbat Hai Jara Sambhal K Karna !!

Submitted By : simpi gupta
Place : Dehri on sone
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May
18
2013

SANTARasgulle hai


SANTA:Rasgulle hai?
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DUKANDAAR: Nahi
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SANTA:Dekh Lunga
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DUKANDAAR (Gusse Me): Kya dekh loge?
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SANTA:Dusri Dukaan Me Jakar Dekh Loonga!

Submitted By : simpi gupta
Place : Dehri on sone
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May
18
2013

Santa - Ped Pe Chada


Santa - Ped Pe Chada.
Banta - Yahan Q Aya Be ?
Santa - Apple Khane.
Banta - Yeh To Aam Ka Ped Hai
Santa - Saale Tu Hero Mat Ban,
Mai Apple Sath Laya Hu.

Submitted By : simpi gupta
Place : Dehri on sone
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May
18
2013
Khargosh k 12th me 75 aaye or Kachue k 40


Khargosh k 12th me 75% aaye or Kachue k 40%,

Fir B Kachue ka CoLLege me AdMission ho gya..

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Q?

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"Sports kota"

Submitted By : MKsmsMASTER
Place : Bhadra
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May
18
2013

Santa Gave A Secret Password For


Santa Gave A Secret Password For
E-Banking "Ram-sita-laxman
hanuman-jamwant-sughriv-bali
vibhishan-delhi-spiderman"

Banta- Yaar! Itna Lamba Password??

Santa- Kya Karoon?
Bank Wale Kehte Hai Ki Password Me
Minimum 8 Characters,
1 Capital Aur
Ek Special Character Zaroori Hai.

Submitted By : simpi gupta
Place : Dehri on sone
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May
18
2013

Banta Agar Aapko Grmi Lage To


Banta: Agar Aapko Grmi Lage To,
Ap Kya Krte Ho?
Santa: Cooler K Samne Baith Jata Hu
Banta: Phir Bhi Grmi Lage To?
Santa: To Cooler On Kar Leta Hu.

Submitted By : simpi gupta
Place : Dehri on sone
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May
18
2013

Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha


Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha.
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha,
Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho?
Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki,
"Sunday Is A Holi Day"

Submitted By : simpi gupta
Place : Dehri on sone
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May
18
2013

Santa Mai To Duvidha Me Fanss Gaya Hu


Santa : Mai To Duvidha Me Fanss Gaya Hu..

Banta: Wo Kaise?
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka
Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota,
Aur Makeup K Bina
Biwi Bardast Nhi Hoti!..:d =D =))

Submitted By : simpi gupta
Place : Dehri on sone
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