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May
8
2013

two things define you


Two things define you:

- Your patience when you have nothing

- Your attitude when you have everything

Submitted By : Sejal Anand
Place : Ludhiana
4 Likes
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Rating :   4 Votes


Apr
29
2013

LOVE vs DAARU


LOVE v/s DAARU
LOVE-Pagal
DAARU-Mood Fresh
LUV-Nind Nhi
DARU-Mst Nind
LUV-Date K 2000/-
DARU-1Botel K 300/-
LUV-Sbki Suno
DARU-P K Sunao
FAISLA AAPKA..!:

Submitted By : rajesh
Place : india
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Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
28
2013

Read till end


Read till end !!!
OneDay..Death came to a Guy and said:

"Hey, today is your last day!"

Guy: "But i'm not ready!".

Death said: "Well today your name is the first on my list...".

Guy:"Okay,then why don't you take a seat and We will drink a COFFEE before we go?"

Death:"All right.. ".

The Guy gave Death some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it.
Death finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!!

The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!

When Death woke up he said to the Guy:"Because you have been so nice to me, now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.." !!! Moral:

Whatever is written in your Destiny ...
Will never change... no matter how much u try..??

So Shri Krishna Says:

"Tu karta woh hai
jo tu chahata hai,

Par hota woh hai
jo mai chahata hu!

Tu kar woh jo mai chahata hu....
Fir hoga woh jo tu chahta hai....Jsk
..^..
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Submitted By : nikhil prajapati
Place : surendranagar
1 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
24
2013

Plz read twice bt carefully


Plz read twice bt carefully=

Kadam ruk gaye jab pahunche hum bazaar me,

Bik rahe the rishte, khule aam vyapar me.

Kampte pucha, kya bhav hai Rishton ka?

Dukandar bola: Kaunsa loge?
Bete ka du, Ya Baap ka?
Bahen ka Ya bhai ka?
Kaunsa loge?
Insaniyat ka du, ya Pyar ka?
Dosti ka Ya Vishwas ka?
Babuji, kya Du..Bolo to sahi..
Chupchaap khade ho, mu kholo to sahi.

*Maine dar ke pucha:
'Maa' ka rishta?v
Dukandar Nam aakhon se bola:
Sansaar Issi rishte par to tika hai babu.
Maaf karna; Ye Rishta Bikne ko nahi.
Iska koi mol nahi laga payega,
Ye bik gaya..to sansaar ujjad jayega.
????

Submitted By : Najmuddin
Place : ujjain
5 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
23
2013

DIARY OF A BABY


DIARY OF A BABY
15Jun:- I get attached with uterus.

17Jun:- I m a tissue now.

30Jun:- Mom said 2 dad, 'u r going 2 be a father'

MOM-DAD R VRY HAPY

15Jul:- My food is wht my mum eats.

15Sep:- I cn feel my hrtbeat.

14Oct:- I hv little hands, legs, head n a stomach.

13Nov:- Today i ws in an ultrascan.

Wow! I m a girl.

14Nov:- I was DEAD!

My mom n dad killed me..

WHY?

Is it just becoz i was a girl?

Ppl luv 2 hv a MOTHER, A WIFE, N OF COURSE A GIRLFRIEND TOO THN WHY NOT A DAUGHTER?

IF u r A Human. . .

PASS IT TO EVERY INBOX.

Submitted By : Naresh Burdak
Place : Jaipur
4 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
23
2013

Inspirational


The Happiest People
Don't Have The Best
Of Everything, They
Just Make The Best
Of Everything.

Submitted By : Sejal Anand
Place : Ludhiana
4 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
20
2013

THOUGHT FOR A LIFETIME-


THOUGHT FOR A LIFETIME-

Udaasiyon ki wajah to bahut hai zindagi mein...
Par,

Bewajah khush rehne ka mazaa hi kuchh aur hai..
:) :)..keep smiling.
Gud mrng

Submitted By : pooja patil
Place : vadodara
5 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
16
2013

God says-


God says-

Kisi ko dukh dekr mujhse apne sukh ki kamna mt krna

Lekin

Agr tum kisi ko ek pl ka bhi sukh dete ho

To

Apne dukh ki chinta mt krna.

Submitted By : Sachin Mishra
Place : Lucknow
11 Likes
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Rating :   10 Votes


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