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Nov
8
2016

2016


क्रिकेटर सम्राट | नवंबर 2016 द्वारा दीवान पब्लिकेशन
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Submitted By : Amar
Place : Darbhanga
7 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
8
2016

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"" ब्रेकिंग न्यूज़ "":-
" पाकिस्तान के साथ युद्ध का पूरा ख़र्चा मैं अकेला भरने को तैयार हूँ,

लेकिन मुझे बाहर तो निकालो....

Submitted By : ajay sharma
Place : bhopal
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
3
2016
Thumbs up to pepsi for being such a Fanta-stic


Thumbs up to pepsi for being such a Fanta-stic company. That's the Sprite guys! Maaza aa gaya. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
25 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jul
29
2016

Hum kabhi padh na sake


Hum kabhi padh na sake
kyuki
PADHAI sirf do wajahse hoti he
1=shok se
2=dar se
faltu ke shok hm palte ni
or darte to hm kisi k baap se bhi nhi... :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
23 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jul
28
2016
Some IDIOTS say Behind every successful man


Some IDIOTS say "Behind every successful man there is a WOMAN....
But Nobody know the fact: "WOMAN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MAN".

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
21 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
28
2016
1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan


1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon karti ho hum india me rahte hai.

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
20 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Jindagi me jab aapko koi rasta dikhai na de


Jindagi me jab aapko koi rasta dikhai na de,
koi manzil dikhai na de,
koi apna dikhai na de,
tab mere saath aana.
.
.
Hum "EYE SPECIALIST" ke paas chalenge :D :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
21 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Wife- Aji Sunte Ho Ji


Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji?
.
Husband:- Kya?
.
Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti,
.
Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi.
.
Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya?
.
Wife:- Wo Apna Beta Laaya :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
19 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes