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May
23
2013 Horror Films Mein Ladki Ko Ghar Mein Jab kuch
Ajeeb Sunai Deta Hai
To Wo Kehti Hai:" Kaun Hai Wahan..???
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Jaise ki Bhoot Bolega:" Haan Jaan Main kitchen
Mein Hun.....
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Pakode tal raha hu.. khaogi kya.. ??:-P
Submitted By : aaditya
Place : ahmedabad
1 Likes 
1 Dislikes
Rating :
3 Votes
May
20
2013 Boy Apni Girlfriend Se
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi,
Maa kasam..
Submitted By : manoj
Place : Delhi
4 Likes 1 Dislikes
Rating :
5 Votes
May
20
2013 Ab Rs50 K Recharge pe
Ab Rs50 K Recharge pe
Rs.9999 ka Talktime
80 yrs ki validity
All Calls 0.01Ps/Hr
5 lakh SMS Free
For more details visit:
www.Beta-tu-apna-alag-tower-laga-le.com
Submitted By : manoj
Place : Delhi
3 Likes 0 Dislikes
Rating :
3 Votes
May
20
2013 funny
Socho agar Doctor film banate to
Filmo ke naam kya hote-
kabhi khaasi kabhi jukham.,
kaho na bukhaar hai,
TB NO 1,
Hum blood de chuke sanam,
Rehna hai Ab Hospital me,
Bachna Ae marijo,
Dil to kamjor hai,
Ek hasina do kidni,
Ajab marijo ki gaja
Submitted By : anas
Place : karachi
3 Likes 0 Dislikes
Rating :
3 Votes
May
18
2013 Police-Tera dost kese mara
Police-Tera dost kese mara?
Snta(Rote Hue)- Ji mai nhi janta
Wo bola mere pet me chuhe daud Rhe h,
To mene Use Chuhe marne ki dwa pilai thi Bas .
Submitted By : manoj
Place : Delhi
5 Likes 2 Dislikes
Rating :
4 Votes
May
18
2013 Call summary-
Call summary:-
Boy to boy!
00:00:59
Boy to mom!
00:00:50
Boy to dad!
00:00:30
Boy to girl!
01:23:59
Girl to girl!
05:29:59
Wife to Husband:
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Not Responding?=)) =D
Submitted By : Aaditya
Place : Mumbai
4 Likes 3 Dislikes
Rating :
5 Votes
May
17
2013 Ganpati bappa moriya
Ganpati bappa moriya,
Desh mein ye kya horiya,
Neta hamara soriya,
Insaan zoron se roriya, aur masti mein hai Italian Goriya !!!
Submitted By : Najmuddin
Place : ujjain
2 Likes 2 Dislikes
Rating :
4 Votes
May
17
2013 EK
EK
Chudail ne 60 sal k shadi shuda couple se kaha Main tum dono ki ek ek wish
puri kr sakti hun.
Wife : Main apne husband k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hu.
us ne charkhi ghumai 2 tickts a gayi,
... Phir husband se poocha tum batao
kya chahte ho ?
Husband : Mujhe apne se 30 sal choti wife chaiye ..
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Chudail ne charkhi ghumai or husband
ko 90 sal ka kar diya :
Moral: Aadmi ko yad rakhna chahiye k
chudail b Aurat hi hoti hai.
Submitted By : Najmuddin
Place : ujjain
1 Likes 2 Dislikes
Rating :
3 Votes