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May
31
2012

Husband kills his unfaithful wife,


Husband kills his unfaithful wife,
while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping.

The weird thing was that d kid
didn't ask for his mom even 3 days after she went missing.

Father: Is there something u want to ask me?

Kid: I just wonder y mom is always
standing behind ur back ??

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
208 Likes
40 Dislikes
Rating :   111 Votes


Nov
19
2012

A ghost went 4 haircut


A ghost went 4 haircut
Barber: Baad me aao, busy hu!
Ghost said something & barber fainted
.
.

Sar rakh kar jaa raha hu, baad me le jaunga.

Submitted By : syed fazalullah hussaini
Place : gulbarga
128 Likes
29 Dislikes
Rating :   59 Votes


Jul
14
2013

Toofani raat


Toofani raat..

Girl: Come on dear get in 2 my umbrella..
Boy: "its ok sister thanx"
& runs away..

Moral: Moral woral kuch nhi..
Ladki ke pair ultey the..!!

Submitted By : parth
Place : ahmedabad
101 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes


Jun
20
2013

Husband killed his unfaithful


Husband killed his unfaithful

wife when his 5-years old son

was sleeping

The weird thing was that his son

dosent say anything about his

mother who is missing last 3

days

Father-do want to say anything

Son-i just wonder why mom is

always standing behind your

back

Dad-dont lie to me

Son-look at your back fast!!!!

Dad-no one is there

Son-Dad be carefull

Next day his son goes to wake

his father

child was stunned

his father was no more:(

Submitted By : Rohan jain;-)
Place : Delhi
79 Likes
92 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


Aug
20
2014

Son-Fatherdo you believe in ghosts


Son-Father,do you believe in ghosts

Father-No.There are no ghosts.

Son-But our maid said that there are ghosts

Father-Pack up your things.There is 'NO' maid in our house.

Submitted By : Steve
Place : Washington DC
60 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


May
12
2015

- Comedy jokes


टिप्पणियाँ - Comedy jokes
A Horror Story
एक आदमी अपनी कार से मुंबई
से
पुणे जा रहा था उसने
हाईवे छोड़ कर एक शॉर्टकट
रास्ता चूसे किया ताकि जल्दी
पहुंच जाये फिर वो
ड्राइव करने लगा और 9 K.M
ट्रेवल कर लिया ..
.
अचानक से उसके कार बंद
होगयी ..
अब वो फास गया .. वो कार से उतरा और उसने सोचाकी
किसी कार
से लिफ्ट ले लूंगा .. अचानक से तेज़
हवा चलने लगी और बारिश
शुरू
हो गयी .. फिर वो चलने लगा .. हवा और तेज़ हो गयी ..बारिश
और बढ़ गयी .. वो पूरा भीग गया ..कपने
लगा
ठण्ड से ..
बारिश इतनी तेज़ थी
की उसे दूर की चीजे दिखना
बंद हो गयी ..
.
तब अचानक से एक
आवाज़ सुनाई दी उसे ..
उसने
ध्यान
से सुना तो आवाज एक कार के आने
की
थी ..जैसे ही कार उसके पास आई वो आदमी झट से उसमे बैठ
गया
.
.
बिना कुछ पूछे फिर उस आदमी
ने चैन की सास ली ..और उसने सोचा
की लिफ्ट देने के लिए कार ड्राइवर को
थैंक्स
दे दू ..
जैसे ही वो आगे झुका
उसने जो देखा उसे देखते वो
चिल्लाया आआआआआ
.
.
.
उसने देखा की ड्राइवर सीट पे
कोई नहीं है ..
कार अपने आप चल
रही है ..
उसकी सांसे तेज़्ज़ हो गयी ..
आगे
उसने देखा की एक पेड़ आने
वाला है और कार उससे टकरा
जाएगी .. उसने डर के मरे आखे बंद
कर ली ..
फिर उसने देखा अचानक से दो
हाथ दरवाजे से आये और
स्टीयरिंग व्हील घुमा दिया ..
.
.
जब कोई टर्न आता दो हाथ आते
दीखते और व्हील घुमा देते ..
आदमी बहुत डर गया .. फिर
उसने एक रौशनी देखि .. वो ,
झट से कार से बहार निकला ..देखा उसने
की रौशनी ढाबे से आ रही है ..
.
वो भाग के ढाबे में घुस
गया ..
.
.
.
.
.
संता-बंता ढाबे में खड़े
चाय पीते हुए एक दुसरे से बोले :"यार ये वही ghochu
आदमी है ना जो हमारी कार में
बैठ गया था और चीख रहा
था जब हम कार को पीछे se dhaka laga rahe the

Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
47 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Nov
30
2014
mano agar tum raat ko 230 baje apne dost ke sath


mano agar tum raat ko 2:30 baje apne dost ke sath apne ghar ki cchat par baith kar baatein kar rahe ho aur tumhaare ghar par koi nhi hai aur lights bhi nhi aa rhi hai.
suddenly ghar mai rakhe phone ki ring bajti hai aur aap use uthane ke liye niche aate ho lekin apne dost ko wahi rukne ko kahte ho.
phone par usi dost ke parents ka phone aata hai aur WO aapko bataate hain ki us dost ki death 4 hours pahle ek accident mai ho gyi hai.
toh ye btao ki kya aap wapas cchat par jaoge ? yaa nhi ?

Submitted By : Harshit
Place : Agra
44 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Sep
9
2014

Short Horror Stories-


Short Horror Stories- ??
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?? Husband kills his wife while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping. The weird thing was that kid didn't ask for his mom even 3 days after she went missing.
Father:" Is there something that you want to ask me ? "
Kid : " I just wonder, why mom is always standing behind you.

?? I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.

?? The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open.

?? In all of the time that I've lived alone in this house, I swear to God I've closed more doors than I've opened.

?? A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up and started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room and said "I heard that, too."

?? My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house. She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.

?? I always thought my cat had a staring problem - she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.

?? There's nothing like the laughter of a baby. Unless it's 1 a.m. and you're home alone.

?? I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy, check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."

?? You get home, tired after a long day's work and ready for a relaxing night alone. You reach for the light switch, but another hand is already there.

?? There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone.

Submitted By : Shining Pearl
Place : India
31 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes