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Feb
14
2017
Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha


Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha
“See You in the evening!”
Santa gusse me: Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini!
Dhamki kisko deti hai?

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
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Feb
14
2017
Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar


Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar school aata hai.
Madam : Ghar jao aur moje badalkar aao.
Santa : Koi fayda nahi, waha bhi ek black aur ek white moja hi rakha hai.

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
11 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
10
2017

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha


Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha,
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
10 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
10
2017
Santa Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha


Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
10 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
10
2017
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar


Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
10 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Banta class mein madam maine abc yaad karli


Banta class mein – madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam -ok , to sunao..
Banta – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta – ok madam…. A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple……….. :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
21 Likes
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Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Doctor Apke Teen Daant Kese Toot Gaye


Doctor: “Apke Teen Daant Kese Toot Gaye?”
Santa: “Wife Ne Kadak Roti Banayi Thi”
Doctor: “To Khane Se Mana Kar Dete”
Santa: “Ji, Wahi To Kiya Tha“ :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
17 Likes
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Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Santa USA mein tha


Santa USA mein tha.
1 building mein aag lag gayi.
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Santa Fire Brigade se-Tum logo
ko Niche fenko main Catch karunga.
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Pehle 1 Ladka aaya phir ladki phir
aadmi phir aurat.
Santa ne sab ko pakad liya.
Phir
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1 negro(black person) aaya to
Santa ne chhod diya aur
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bola:
Abey salo jo jal gye hai wo to mat
fenko…!!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
17 Likes
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Rating :   9 Votes