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Jul
17
2014
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan


A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan "tuunnnnnnnn.."

HUSBAND: What was that for?

WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket with the name JULIE on it.

HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last week & JULIE was the name of my HORSE.

WIFE: Sorry!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan AGAIN! "tuunnnnnnn.."

HUSBAND: why did u hit me again?

WIFE: Teri Ghodi ne phone kiya hai...?

Submitted By : ishan
Place : new york
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
14
2014
Its so easy for a man to understand a wife


It`s so easy for a man to understand a wife
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When
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She is not `His Own '

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
13
2014

Whos Guilty


Who's Guilty.?
Husband And Wife Are Sleeping
Wife Dreaming And She Suddenly Shouts.
"Quick, My Husband Is Back.
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Husband Gets Up In Lightening
Speed And Jumps Out Of The Window.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
11
2014
Husband k Bday pe Wife ne pucha- Kya gift du


Husband k B'day pe Wife ne pucha- Kya gift du?


Husband-Tum mujhe pyar karo, izzat karo aur mera kehna mano. Ye kafi hai.


Wife- Nhi main to gift hi dungi

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
9
2014
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola


Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
2
2014

Husband- Agar mujhe lottery lagi toh


Husband- Agar mujhe lottery lagi toh
tum kya
karogi...?
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Wife- Aadhe paise le kar Hamesha
keliye mayke
chali jaungi...
Main bhi khush aur aap bhi khush..
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Husband- 20 Rs. ki lagi hai... ye le 10
aur nikal...

Submitted By : malay
Place : mumbai
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jun
25
2014

SCHOOL ME ADMISSION KE LIYE


SCHOOL ME ADMISSION KE LIYE
INTERVIEW

TEACHER : BETA AAPKE PAPA KYA KARTE
HAI.?


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CUTE ANS
BOY : JO MUMMY BOLTI HAI..!!

Submitted By : malay
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jun
25
2014
Santa Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho


Santa: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye to usi doctor se shaadi kar lena...

Biwi: Aisa Q kehte ho ji?

Santa: To kya doctor ko maaf kar doon??

Submitted By : malay
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes