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Jul
20
2014
Pati ke marne ke baad patni ne akhbaar mein add


Pati ke marne ke baad patni ne akhbaar mein add diya..

Antim sanskaar mein jo bhi aaye uske liye dhanyavaad.

from:
Kajal,
Age 26,
Gora rang,
36 24 36,
Bachche nahi hai :D

Submitted By : suresh sontakke
Place : nanded
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
17
2014
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan


A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan "tuunnnnnnnn.."

HUSBAND: What was that for?

WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket with the name JULIE on it.

HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last week & JULIE was the name of my HORSE.

WIFE: Sorry!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan AGAIN! "tuunnnnnnn.."

HUSBAND: why did u hit me again?

WIFE: Teri Ghodi ne phone kiya hai...?

Submitted By : ishan
Place : new york
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
14
2014
Its so easy for a man to understand a wife


It`s so easy for a man to understand a wife
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When
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She is not `His Own '

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
13
2014

Whos Guilty


Who's Guilty.?
Husband And Wife Are Sleeping
Wife Dreaming And She Suddenly Shouts.
"Quick, My Husband Is Back.
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Husband Gets Up In Lightening
Speed And Jumps Out Of The Window.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
11
2014
Husband k Bday pe Wife ne pucha- Kya gift du


Husband k B'day pe Wife ne pucha- Kya gift du?


Husband-Tum mujhe pyar karo, izzat karo aur mera kehna mano. Ye kafi hai.


Wife- Nhi main to gift hi dungi

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jul
9
2014
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola


Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
2
2014

Husband- Agar mujhe lottery lagi toh


Husband- Agar mujhe lottery lagi toh
tum kya
karogi...?
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Wife- Aadhe paise le kar Hamesha
keliye mayke
chali jaungi...
Main bhi khush aur aap bhi khush..
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Husband- 20 Rs. ki lagi hai... ye le 10
aur nikal...

Submitted By : malay
Place : mumbai
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jun
25
2014

SCHOOL ME ADMISSION KE LIYE


SCHOOL ME ADMISSION KE LIYE
INTERVIEW

TEACHER : BETA AAPKE PAPA KYA KARTE
HAI.?


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CUTE ANS
BOY : JO MUMMY BOLTI HAI..!!

Submitted By : malay
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes