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Oct
4
2014
What is the difference between wife saali


What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
7 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
4
2014

Whats the diff between Dava Daru


What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
4
2014
Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza


Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi?

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
4
2014

Wife came home with a goat


Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
4 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
4
2014
The Best most easy and Effective way to


The Best & most easy and Effective way to remember ur wife’s birthday
is
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2 forget it once.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Sep
13
2014
1 Shohar Roz Apni Marhum Biwi k Ghar Phone


1 Shohar Roz Apni Marhum Biwi k Ghar Phone
karta....
.
SAAS:
Kitni Bar Kaha Wo
Mar Gai Hai
Mar gai hai

Bar Bar Phone Q Karte Ho?

SHOHAR:
Kuchh nahi Ammi bas
Sun Kar Acha Lagta Hai....isliye
:-P:-P:-P:-P

Submitted By : Zshan
Place : Hyderabad
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Sep
13
2014
Wife Suniye mujhe aap ka mobile phone dena zara


Wife : Suniye.. mujhe aap ka mobile phone dena zara .. !
Husband : deta hoon.. ruko jaaneman !!
Husband jaldi jaldi me mobile phone me ..
Delete videos....
Delete pictures ...
Delete music ...
Delete private folder ..
Delete number ...
Delete SMS ...
Delete outgoing calls ..
Delete incoming calls ...
Delete mms ....
Delete whatsapp ...
Delete bbm ...
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FORMAT Memory card !!!
achha ye to batao... karogi kya tum...??
Wife : mujhe time dekhana tha.. kitne baje hai abhi...
Husband : time ??!!!
puchh bhi to sakti thi... Gawaar aurat ... !!!

Submitted By : Zshan
Place : Hyderabad
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Sep
10
2014
WIFE - Tumne shaadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya ke


WIFE - Tumne shaadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya ke tumhari raani naam ki ek our wife bhi hai....??

HUSBAND - Bataya to tha tume rani ki tarah rakhunga??

Submitted By : ishan
Place : delhi
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes