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Oct
29
2014

51000


नई दुल्हन को दुल्हे ने मुहं दिखाई के 51000 रुपये दिए!

दुल्हन इतने सारे रुपये देख कर बोली; क्या पूरा खानदान प्यार करेगा?

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
5 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
9
2014

Pati - darling kya tum mere


Pati :- darling kya tum mere
sath zym jana pasand karogi ?
.
Patni :- tum kehna kya chahte
ho mai moti hogayi ?
.
Pati :- ok , pasand nahi to mat
chalo.
.
Patni :- kehna kya chahte ho
mai lezy hu .
.
Pati :- uff gussa kuy ho rahi ho
janu
.
Patni :- tumhara matlb hai ki
mai hamesa jhagarti hu
.
Pati :- maine aisa to nahi bola
babu
.

Patni :- achcha to mai jhuti hu
.
Pati :- ok. Baba mat chalo,
Mai akela chale jata hu
.
Patni :- ruko ruko, akele kuy jana chahte ho ? Chaker kya hai

Submitted By : ishan
Place : delhi
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
4
2014
What is the difference between wife saali


What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
20 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Oct
4
2014

Whats the diff between Dava Daru


What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Oct
4
2014
Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza


Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi?

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Oct
4
2014

Wife came home with a goat


Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Oct
4
2014
The Best most easy and Effective way to


The Best & most easy and Effective way to remember ur wife’s birthday
is
.
.
.
.
2 forget it once.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
22 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Sep
13
2014
1 Shohar Roz Apni Marhum Biwi k Ghar Phone


1 Shohar Roz Apni Marhum Biwi k Ghar Phone
karta....
.
SAAS:
Kitni Bar Kaha Wo
Mar Gai Hai
Mar gai hai

Bar Bar Phone Q Karte Ho?

SHOHAR:
Kuchh nahi Ammi bas
Sun Kar Acha Lagta Hai....isliye
:-P:-P:-P:-P

Submitted By : Zshan
Place : Hyderabad
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes