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Aug
14
2014
Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti


Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta hai........






























Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki advertise bahut aati hai na

Submitted By : ishan
Place : delhi
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
10
2014
Aurton k Ek Group se poocha geya k kon kon apne


Aurton k Ek Group se poocha geya k kon kon apne HUSBAND se PYAR karti hain

Sub Ne Hath kharay kar diye.

in sab ko ek ek msg diya geya k apne apne HUSBAND ko send karen.

I LOVE YOU

To in k HUSBANDS k jawab kuch youn aye.

1: Tumhari tabiyat theek hai?

2: Ab keya ho geya ? phir se Car mar dee.

3: Excuse me

4: Sirf itna batao k kitne paise chahiye?

5: Nasha to nahi kar liya?

6: Ab kia kar dia tum ne? Main is baar maaf nahi karoon ga.

Aur sab se acha jawab ye tha.
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7: Kon Hain Aap?

Submitted By : Sohail Ahmad
Place : Rawalpindi, Pakistan
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
20
2014
Pati ke marne ke baad patni ne akhbaar mein add


Pati ke marne ke baad patni ne akhbaar mein add diya..

Antim sanskaar mein jo bhi aaye uske liye dhanyavaad.

from:
Kajal,
Age 26,
Gora rang,
36 24 36,
Bachche nahi hai :D

Submitted By : suresh sontakke
Place : nanded
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
17
2014
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan


A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan "tuunnnnnnnn.."

HUSBAND: What was that for?

WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket with the name JULIE on it.

HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last week & JULIE was the name of my HORSE.

WIFE: Sorry!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan AGAIN! "tuunnnnnnn.."

HUSBAND: why did u hit me again?

WIFE: Teri Ghodi ne phone kiya hai...?

Submitted By : ishan
Place : new york
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
14
2014
Its so easy for a man to understand a wife


It`s so easy for a man to understand a wife
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She is not `His Own '

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
13
2014

Whos Guilty


Who's Guilty.?
Husband And Wife Are Sleeping
Wife Dreaming And She Suddenly Shouts.
"Quick, My Husband Is Back.
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Husband Gets Up In Lightening
Speed And Jumps Out Of The Window.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
11
2014
Husband k Bday pe Wife ne pucha- Kya gift du


Husband k B'day pe Wife ne pucha- Kya gift du?


Husband-Tum mujhe pyar karo, izzat karo aur mera kehna mano. Ye kafi hai.


Wife- Nhi main to gift hi dungi

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jul
9
2014
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola


Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes