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Aug
24
2015

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पति--आज ऐसी चाय बनाओ कि पीते
ही तन बदन झूमने लगे और मन नाचने
लगे ।
पत्नि--हमारे यहाँ भैंस का दूध आता है
नागिन का नहीं..

Submitted By : Vaibhav Singhal
Place : Mzn
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Aug
1
2015

husband to wife


husband to wife:

jaaao dukan se purathay le aao

wife boli:

nhi meri tabyat kharanb hai
husband bola:

chalo aaj mera mood tha k hotel chaltay hain .

wife boli:

mein to mazaak kar rhi thi

husband bola:

mein bhi mazaak kar rha tha.

ab jao purathay le kar aao:-) :-) :-)

Submitted By : ghoda
Place : pakistan
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Jul
23
2015

aurat dr se - inki bimari thik kro


aurat (dr. se) - inki bimari thik kro,
ye raat me jor-jor se mera naam pukarte hai.!
dr.- aap toh bahut lucky ho !

aurat.- nahi,kal inki biwi mayke se lotne wali hai.

Submitted By : Sawan
Place : indore
12 Likes
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Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
2
2015

Police - Kaha Ja Rahe Ho


Police - Kaha Ja Rahe Ho ?
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Sharabi- Daru Pine Se Hone Wale Nuksaan Pe Pravachan Sunne !
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Police- Itni Rat Ko Kon Dega Pravachan ?
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Sharabi- Biwi..

Submitted By : Sawan
Place : indore
11 Likes
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Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
1
2015

Nicee stuff


FOR ALL LOVELY LADIES:

A man thanked God for giving
him a good wife.

He asked God,
"why did u make my wife so loving & caring?"

God replied: "so that u love her"

The man further asked:
"Why did u make her so beautiful and gorgeous

God replied: "so that u love her"

The man again asked:
"Why did u make her an amazing cook"

God replied: "so that u love her"

The man then angrily asked:
"But then why did u make her such a fool

God said: "so that she can love you too...!

All wives ROCK

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
16 Likes
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Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
29
2015

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बीवी पोछा लगा रही हो -
तो साला पैर बचाकर ऐसे निकलना पड़ता है
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जैसे नक्सलियों ने लैंडमाइन बिछा रखा हो और
गलती से बारूद फट न जाए।

Submitted By : Sawan
Place : indore
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Jun
27
2015
The Best most easy and Effective way to


The Best & most easy and Effective way to remember ur wife?s birthday
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2 forget it once.

Submitted By : niraj kumar sahu
Place : laumunda
8 Likes
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Jun
26
2015

Shaadi ke baad pati ne


Shaadi ke baad pati ne
pucha:Tumhare shadi se
pehle kitne boyfrnd the?
Wife ne 1 lifafa dia,
jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs
the
Pati : Ye kya? Wife : Mai jab bi
boyfriend banati thi to 1
chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi
Pati (Dane gin ke) Bus 7 ?
Aur ye 200 Rs
Kyun?
Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye the
jo samjha,, thoko likes.
baaki ..ko pta hoga kya krna h.;-)

Submitted By : Sawan
Place : indore
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