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Jul
28
2016
Husband aur wife ghumne gaye Raste me ek gadha


Husband aur wife ghumne gaye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha raha tha, wife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha raha hai Namaste karo,
husband- Namaste Sasur ji :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
12 Likes
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Jul
27
2016

HEIGHT OF ATTITUDE


HEIGHT OF ATTITUDE:
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A cockroach's last words to a man
who is about to kill him:
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"Go ahead & kill me, u coward! U r
jealous of
me bcoz ur wife is afraid of me & NOT OF YOU"... :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Jul
27
2016
Husband Kaisi ho Jaanu tum mujhe miss kar rahi


Husband : "Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon ?"
Wife : "Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?
Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah. ." ??
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Husband : Silent....thinking ... (Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!) :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
14 Likes
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Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
27
2016

WIFE-


WIFE:-
Janu kaash aap msg hote,
main apko save karti,
jab chahe padhti.
HUSBAND:-
Kanjus hi rahogi,
save hi karogi,
apni kisi saheli ko forward nahi karogi... :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
13 Likes
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Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
27
2016

A man got a call from unknown


A man got a call from unknown
number..
Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Ans: Your wife..
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.
Another call from unknown number..
Girl: R u married?
Man: Yes, but who R u?
Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat..
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my
wife..
Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas
ghar aaja !!!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Jul
27
2016
Husband To wife - Wow Darling The House


Husband To wife - "Wow Darling.., The House
is So clean..!!! Was the Whatsapp Server down
today...???"
Wife : No
Husband : (surprised !!!)
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Wife : I lost my phone charger, had to put
things in place to look for it...

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Jul
27
2016
Wife aur husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne


Wife aur husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne kaha-..
Ae Husn ki Mallika !
5 Rupay de de...
Andha hoon......
Husband ne wife ki taraf dekha aur bola :
"De de....
Wakai andha ha..! :D :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Jul
27
2016

Husband wife me ladaai hoyi


Husband wife me ladaai hoyi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husband Raat ko phone pe:-
Khane me kya hai” ??
Wife:- Zeher. 3:)
Husband:- Main der se aaunga,
tum kha kar so jana..!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
14 Likes
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Rating :   5 Votes