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Mar
24
2016

Height Of Shock


Height Of Shock:

Malkin:
Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

Kamwali:
Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe
Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,

"HAVE A SAFE TRIP..
COME SOON HONEY..

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
23
2016

Wife Ye Aap Ki Shirt Per


Wife : Ye Aap Ki Shirt Per,
Lipstick Ka Nishan Kahan Se Aaya?
Husband : Mein Khud Paresaan Hu Nishan Dekhkar.
Maine Tu Uss Wakt Shirt Utari Hui Thi.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
20
2016

Police - Kaha Ja Rahe Ho


Police - Kaha Ja Rahe Ho ?
.
Sharabi- Daru Pine Se Hone Wale Nuksaan Pe Pravachan Sunne !
.
Police- Itni Rat Ko Kon Dega Pravachan ?
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Sharabi- Biwi..
:-P :-D

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
20
2016

Biwi Market Se Lauti


Biwi Market Se Lauti.
Pati: Mera Andaza Yeh Keh Raha Hai
Ki Iss Dibbe Mein Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai.
Patni: Arey Wah Mere Pati Parmeshwar,
Aap Ne Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Hai,
Isme Mere Naye Sandals Hain.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
20
2016
Husband Meri Shirt Ulti Karke Press Karna


Husband: Meri Shirt Ulti Karke Press Karna.
Wife: Ok.
After 10 Minutes.
Husband: Meri Shirt Press Ki?
Wife: Nahi.
Husband: Kyun?
Wife: Ulti Nahin Aa Rahi Hai.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
20
2016

Wife Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe


Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe,
Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?




Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai.
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"DHAKKAA !"

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
20
2016
Suhag Raat Ko Pati Ghar k Andar Aate Hi


Suhag Raat Ko Pati Ghar k Andar Aate Hi,
Patni Ne Aapna Blouse Utar Diya.
.
Yeh Dekh K Pati Bahut Heyran Ho Kar Poocha.
Arey,Yeh Kya Kar Rahi Ho?
.
Patni Ne Sarmate Huye Jawab Diya.
Meri Bhabi Mujhe Boli Thi K Pati Ghar Aate Hi,
Usey Doodh Jarur Peelana.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
20
2016

Pati Aaj Fhir Tumpe Pyaar Aaya Hai


Pati: Aaj Fhir Tumpe Pyaar Aaya Hai.
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Patni: HiLa Kar Sho Jaa,
Mujhe Bukhar Aaya Hai.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes