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May
21
2015
Ways To Make Your Husband Love You More


Ways To Make Your Husband Love You More


1. Discover his favorite pet name and call him by that.
2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.
3. Do not challenge him when he is hurt.
4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology and explain why you behave
that way that annoyed him.
5. Be quick to say ” I am sorry dear”. Whenever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness and kiss him when he does.
6. Speak good of him before his friends and siblings.
7. Honour his mother.
8. Insist that he buys gift to his parents and so be sure that he will do same for your parents
9. Surprise him with his favorite dish especially when he has no enough money at hand
10. Do not allow maid to serve him food when you are at home, because you may lose him to them.
11. Give him warm reception with an embrace when he returns, collect his luggage and help UnCloth him.
12. Smile when u looks at him and give him occasional perks when you are out socially.
13. Praise him before your children.
14. Wash his back while he is in the tub or shower.
15. Put love note in his lunch or purse.
16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.
17. Dial his number and on hearing “hello” just tell him I love you
18. If he is a public figure or politician, gently wake him at
the early hours of the morning and romance him to the point of demand.
He will not be enticed by any other woman that day.
19. Tell him how lucky you are to have him as your husband.
20. Give him a hug for no reason.
21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life. Implement this law that every morning your family will wake up n pray.
It brings unit. Value your husband because you may not have the second chance to love him. Pray to God to protect him.
If you practice all these, your husband will be afraid to cheat
on you, even if he does his mind will not be at rest.
If your husband is already cheating on you, begin to practice these and u will win him back

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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May
16
2015
Some Things Women Want Their Husbands To Know


Some Things Women Want Their Husbands To Know

Some Things Women Want Their Husbands To Know

Apr 10, 20151
There are times when women really wish that their husbands could understand what is going on in their minds. Agreed, that understanding women is not easy, but putting an effort to know them is always appreciated. Women love it when men understand them. So, read on to know what every woman wishes her man knew about her.

1. Remembering the special days

Guys, there is no harm in remembering the special days and giving a special treatment to your lady love. They will simply love it, if you go an extra mile to make them feel special. Birthdays, anniversaries, or any other important date might not be a big deal for you but for women it definitely is.

2.
Tag along for shopping

It is a universal truth that women love to shop. No matter what the occasion is, shopping brings true happiness to a woman. And, what adds to this happiness is when her husband accompanies her. So, instead of avoiding your wife during her shopping spree, accompany her and help her. She is surely going to give you some ‘brownie’ points once you two are back home after shopping.

3. Friends matter

If your wife can gel well with your buddies, so why can’t you? For women, their friends are like a second family. Their opinion matters the most to them. So, respect her friends or at least try to be nice to them.

4. Be honest and don’t lie

No matter how many affairs you have had or how many misdeeds you have done in the past, just spill out all in front of your girl. They can tolerate and ignore anything but lie. Lying makes them feel that you do not trust them enough to tell the truth.

5. Be emotionally available

Women want their husbands to be their emotional anchor, someone they can count on when they are wrecked emotionally. So, don’t behave like you do not care about her and that she is going to be fine by herself. Listen, understand and be on her side, just the way she does when you are in trouble.

6. Be fair and square

Rules should be applicable to all and sundry. If you do not want your girl to talk to someone or do not want them to hang out with someone in particular, then apply the same rule on yourself too. An unbiased attitude is the key to a happy relationship

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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May
14
2015

Wife-


Wife:- सुनो ये "हेप्पीनेस" की स्पेलींग क्या है???? . .

Husband:- U.N.M.A.R.R.I.E.D


Submitted By : hunter
Place : delhi
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May
13
2015

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पत्नी ~ क्या कोई ऐसा तरीका है जिससे होटल के स्टाफ को न पता लगे कि हमारी नई - नई शादी हुई है।

पति ~ हाँ है, यह दोनों सूटकेस तुम उठाओ।


Submitted By : hunter
Place : delhi
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Apr
23
2015
Husband Wife Watching An Ipl Match Together


Husband Wife Watching An Ipl Match Together: :)))
After 5 Minutes:
Wife: Is This Bret Lee?
Husband: No, This Is Chris Gayle,
Bret Lee Is A Bowler.
Wife: Okay, Oh Look, Another Wicket.
Husband: No,
This Is Just A Replay Of The Last One.
Wife: Hmm,
Looks Like India Is Going To Win This One.
Husband: It's Bangalore Vs Mumbai.
Wife: How Many Runs They Need To Win Now?
Husband: 72 Runs In 36 Balls.
Wife: Eh!
That's Easy, Just 2 Runs In 1 Ball.
Husband: *Turns Off The Tv*
Wife: *Turns It On Again And
Starts Watching Sarswati Chand
Husband: Who Is Sarswati Chand Here?
Wife: Don't You Dare To Disturb Me. :)

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
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Jan
13
2015
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On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever." She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture." He beams and asks, "Why?" She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
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Apr
23
2015

Wife Had Your Lunch


"Wife : Had Your Lunch.?
Husband : Had Your Lunch.?

Wife : I Am Asking You
Husband : I Am Asking You

Wife : You Copying Me.?
Husband : You Copying Me?

Wife : Lets Go For Shopping
Husband :Yes!! I Had My Lunch!"

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
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Apr
22
2015

husband-Apni Shaadi Nu 5 Saal ho Gaye


husband:-"Apni Shaadi Nu 5 Saal ho Gaye,
Tenu Pyar da sabse zyada maza kis din aaya?"

wife Sharmate huye:-"Tussi us din Ludhiyana gaye hoye Si ji. . . .

Submitted By : Sushil Pathak
Place : Delhi/NCR
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