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Nov
14
2015
Wife- Suno aaj mujhe seene mein dard utha Hus-


Wife- Suno, aaj mujhe seene mein dard utha Hus- toh Doctor ko dikhaya? Wife- haan dikhaya Hus- kya bola ? Wife- bola... Wowwww.. !!!!

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
17
2015

Intelligent Husband


Intelligent Husband
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
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Husband - Where are you going ?
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Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
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Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife - Now where are you going ?
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Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
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Wife - And what about the kids ?
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Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
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Clothes unpacked.

Submitted By : Ramsha
Place : Navi Mumbai
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
10
2015

Pappu aadhi rat ko uthke apni moti


Pappu aadhi rat ko uthke apni moti
patni se bola.
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Tadap tadap ke marna theek hain ya ekdam
se mar jana..
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Patni- ek dm se mar jana theek rehta
hain..!!
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Pappu- To fir apni dusri TANG bhi
mere upar rakh de….
.Or khatm kr mera kissa…!!

Submitted By : Kunaal
Place : Suratgarh
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
7
2015

Aadmi


Aadmi:
Yaar ajeeb C preshani me phans gaya hon.

DOST:Wo kaisy?

Aadmi:Bv K makeup Ka khrcha brdasht nhi hota,
OR
Makeup na Kary
To
Bv brdasht nhi hoti.. :p

Submitted By : ladla
Place : Lahore
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
24
2015

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पति--आज ऐसी चाय बनाओ कि पीते
ही तन बदन झूमने लगे और मन नाचने
लगे ।
पत्नि--हमारे यहाँ भैंस का दूध आता है
नागिन का नहीं..

Submitted By : Vaibhav Singhal
Place : Mzn
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
1
2015

husband to wife


husband to wife:

jaaao dukan se purathay le aao

wife boli:

nhi meri tabyat kharanb hai
husband bola:

chalo aaj mera mood tha k hotel chaltay hain .

wife boli:

mein to mazaak kar rhi thi

husband bola:

mein bhi mazaak kar rha tha.

ab jao purathay le kar aao:-) :-) :-)

Submitted By : ghoda
Place : pakistan
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
23
2015

aurat dr se - inki bimari thik kro


aurat (dr. se) - inki bimari thik kro,
ye raat me jor-jor se mera naam pukarte hai.!
dr.- aap toh bahut lucky ho !

aurat.- nahi,kal inki biwi mayke se lotne wali hai.

Submitted By : Sawan
Place : indore
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
2
2015

Police - Kaha Ja Rahe Ho


Police - Kaha Ja Rahe Ho ?
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Sharabi- Daru Pine Se Hone Wale Nuksaan Pe Pravachan Sunne !
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Police- Itni Rat Ko Kon Dega Pravachan ?
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Sharabi- Biwi..

Submitted By : Sawan
Place : indore
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes