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Jan
13
2015
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On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever." She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture." He beams and asks, "Why?" She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
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Apr
23
2015

Wife Had Your Lunch


"Wife : Had Your Lunch.?
Husband : Had Your Lunch.?

Wife : I Am Asking You
Husband : I Am Asking You

Wife : You Copying Me.?
Husband : You Copying Me?

Wife : Lets Go For Shopping
Husband :Yes!! I Had My Lunch!"

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
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Apr
22
2015

husband-Apni Shaadi Nu 5 Saal ho Gaye


husband:-"Apni Shaadi Nu 5 Saal ho Gaye,
Tenu Pyar da sabse zyada maza kis din aaya?"

wife Sharmate huye:-"Tussi us din Ludhiyana gaye hoye Si ji. . . .

Submitted By : Sushil Pathak
Place : Delhi/NCR
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Apr
15
2015
WIFE Darling why are you home this early wearing


WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?

HUSBAND: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work

WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened?

HUSBAND: There was a fire out break down the tunnel and everybody died!

WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping U alive. How did you make it out my dear?

HUSBAND: Darling, it was God`s work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet.

WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families, how are they going to survive now?

HUSBAND: My dear it’s a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10 million each.

WIFE: What? !!!! ten million what? So because of your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet and your refusal to die with your colleagues………make me miss that money?? I beg if you don’t like trouble , go back and die with your colleagues.
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Submitted By : gabby
Place : Cameroun
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Feb
26
2015

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पत्नी (पति से)- चलो मैं छुपती हूं तुम मुझे ढूंढना। अगर ढूंढ लिया तो हम शॉपिंग चलेंगे।
पति (पत्नी से)- अगर नही ढूंढा तो?
पत्नी- ऐसा मत कहो ना जानू मैं दरवाजे के पीछे ही छिपूंगी।

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
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Feb
22
2015
After marriage 99 of womens have same dialogue


After marriage 99% of womens have same dialogue in their tongue for their husbands


"kya karu mai is aadmi ka?"

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
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Feb
18
2015

Narad Says To All Ladies


Narad Says To All Ladies:
Beware Valentine Day Is Approaching.

If Ur Husband Sends You Romantic Messages,
Then Be Very Happy.....
But Think Who Is Sending Those Messages To Him...???
My Job Is Over...

Narayan Narayan...=d

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
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Jan
5
2015
PatniTare Dikhte Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum


Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte? Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga. Patni: Bolo Na Plz. Pati: Tera MUHH..

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
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