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Apr
18
2014

Monday Night


Monday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho ! Kyun?
Husband : Arre Aaj office mai foreign clients
k saath meeting thi to peeni padi
Tuesday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru peeke aaye ho !
Kyun?
Husband : Arre Aaj mere ek friend ki
engagement thi to Usne party di isliye
Wednesday Night:
Wife: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye..
Husband: Arre Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho
gaya...WO bahut udaas tha to Uska mood
fresh karne ke liye...
Thursday Night:
Wife: Aaj fir se...Ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
Husband: Breakup nahi....Aaj Office mai
work load bahut tha...bahut tension
thi....isliye
Friday Night:
Wife: Aaj kyun?
Husband : Arre jis friend ki engagement thi
na Tuesday ko, Aaj uski shaadi thi...to
khushi ke mauke pe to....samajh gayi na
Saturday Night:
Wife: hmmm...Ab?
Husband : Aaj purane school friends mil
gaye the to WO disco le gaye aur zabardasti
pila di...maine bahut mana bhi kiya par
maane nahi...
Sunday Night:
Wife (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya..
Husband : AAJ MERA MOOD THA :-P
B+

Submitted By : PeS
Place : Jaipur
8 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
17
2014

Best joke ever about Ladies driving


Best joke ever about Ladies driving:
Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha.
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Patient:
Kaun sa road?
Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha. ????
??????????



???? A man meets his friend who has started wearing ear rings.
He asks "Since when did u start wearing earrings?"
Friend: "ever since my wife found them in my car !!!????




?? Some women are sooo concerned about their husband's happiness. ......
that they hire detectives to find out who is responsible for it....
????????



The only 2 persons whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a.... TAILOR & PHOTOGRAPHER. baki to woh kisi ki bhi nahi sunti...??????




??mahila train se utri, ????????
usne Sardar se puchha yeh koun sa station hai?
Sardar hansa, zor se hansa, zor zor se hasa,
hanste hanste lot pot ho gaya, aur badi mushkil se sambhalte huye bola Pagli,
yeh Railway station hai...????????????????




Police asked the Thief: Why did u go to Steal 3 times in d Same Store?

The thief Replied:??Sir, I Stole 1 Dress for my wife & went to Change It Twice!
??Women u know??

Submitted By : shubh kuricch
Place : roorkee
7 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
14
2014
Pati Patni raat me bistar par khamoshi se lete


Pati Patni raat me bistar par khamoshi se lete hue the

Aapas me koi baat cheet nahin?

Patni ke mann ki chintaein

1. Yeh mujhse baat kyun nahin kar rahe
2. Kya ab main pehle jaisi khoobsurat nahin rahi
3. Kahin mera wajan to nahin badh gaya
4. Kahin mere chehre ki jhurriyo pe inka dhyaan to nahin gaya
5. Kahin inke jeewan me mere alawa koi aur to nahin
6. Kahin yeh meri roz ki kich-kich se tang to nahin aa gaye?



Aur pati ke mann ki chinta?



1. Aakhir Dhoni ne Yuvraj ko pehle bheja hi kyun!!

Submitted By : Aditya Mourya
Place : New Delhi
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
30
2014

Sum say whisky is risky


Sum say whisky is risky,
sum say whisky bina zindgi miss ki.
But I say -rum, beer ho ya whisky,
koi nahi hai "wife" se jayda risky,
ab ye mat puchhana "kisky"

Submitted By : Ravi
Place : ahmedabad
1 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
23
2014

The ideal husband is the one


The ideal husband is the one
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Who understands
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What his wife
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Did not say.

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
16 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Mar
22
2014

Pehle Din


Pehle Din:
Pati (phone par): Kahak ho?
Patni: Ghar mein hun darling.
Pati: Achcha agar Ghar mein ho to mixi chalao.
Patni mixi chalati hai..... grrrrr grrrrr grrrrr
grrrrrr...
Pati: Achcha theek hai.
Dusre Din
Pati: Kahan ho?
Patni: Ghar pe hi hun darling.
Pati: Achcha agar Ghar mein ho to mixi chalao.
Patni mixi chalati hai..... grrrrr grrrrr grrrrr
grrrrrr...
Pati: Acchha theek hai.
Teesre Din pati phone nahin karta aur ghar
pahuch jata hai...
Pati, naukrani se: Maalkin kahan hai?
Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der se kahi
gayi hai lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi
- Maim saab saath mein mixi kyun le gayi?

Submitted By : Rakshit Bhatt
Place : Delhi
2 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
22
2014

Wife to her husband Suno aate hue zara


Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara
kitchen se namak lete aana.
Husband (kitchen se): Yahan to koi Namak nahi
hai.
Wife: Mujhe pata tha, tum toh ho hi andhe,
kaamchor kahin ke. Ek kaam dhang se nahi kar
sakte, bas bahane banaate rehte ho, zindagi
mein kuch to kaam karo. Mujhe pehle se hi pata
tha ki tumhe nahin milega, isliye mein pehle hi
le aayi thi.

Submitted By : Rakshit Bhatt
Place : Delhi
5 Likes
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Rating :   4 Votes


Mar
22
2014

Stages of a Relationship


Stages of a Relationship:

1.Jaan

2.Jaanu

3.Jaanwar

4.Jaa Marr

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
19 Likes
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Rating :   18 Votes