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Aug
24
2014
Ek baar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha ke


Ek baar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha ke " main agar 4-5 din na dikhu to aapko accha lagega ? "


Husband ek dum se khush hone laga. Aur us se raha nahi gaya aur bol diya " han accha lagega "



Fir to wife,
Monday na dikhi,
Tuesday na dikhi,
Wednesday na dikhi,
Thursday ko bhi na dikhi,.

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finally...

Friday ko jab aankhon ki SUJAN kam hui fir thodi thodi dikhai dene lagi.

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : Pune
11 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Aug
23
2014

Wife What shall I make today


Wife: What shall I make today?
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Husband:Mood!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
9 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
23
2014
The only crush left in life after getting


The only crush left in life, after getting married is...
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'Candy Crush'!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
7 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
14
2014
Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti


Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta hai........






























Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki advertise bahut aati hai na

Submitted By : ishan
Place : delhi
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
10
2014
Aurton k Ek Group se poocha geya k kon kon apne


Aurton k Ek Group se poocha geya k kon kon apne HUSBAND se PYAR karti hain

Sub Ne Hath kharay kar diye.

in sab ko ek ek msg diya geya k apne apne HUSBAND ko send karen.

I LOVE YOU

To in k HUSBANDS k jawab kuch youn aye.

1: Tumhari tabiyat theek hai?

2: Ab keya ho geya ? phir se Car mar dee.

3: Excuse me

4: Sirf itna batao k kitne paise chahiye?

5: Nasha to nahi kar liya?

6: Ab kia kar dia tum ne? Main is baar maaf nahi karoon ga.

Aur sab se acha jawab ye tha.
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7: Kon Hain Aap?

Submitted By : Sohail Ahmad
Place : Rawalpindi, Pakistan
15 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
20
2014
Pati ke marne ke baad patni ne akhbaar mein add


Pati ke marne ke baad patni ne akhbaar mein add diya..

Antim sanskaar mein jo bhi aaye uske liye dhanyavaad.

from:
Kajal,
Age 26,
Gora rang,
36 24 36,
Bachche nahi hai :D

Submitted By : suresh sontakke
Place : nanded
7 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
17
2014
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan


A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan "tuunnnnnnnn.."

HUSBAND: What was that for?

WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket with the name JULIE on it.

HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last week & JULIE was the name of my HORSE.

WIFE: Sorry!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan AGAIN! "tuunnnnnnn.."

HUSBAND: why did u hit me again?

WIFE: Teri Ghodi ne phone kiya hai...?

Submitted By : ishan
Place : new york
9 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
14
2014
Its so easy for a man to understand a wife


It`s so easy for a man to understand a wife
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She is not `His Own '

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes