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Sep
13
2014
1 Shohar Roz Apni Marhum Biwi k Ghar Phone


1 Shohar Roz Apni Marhum Biwi k Ghar Phone
karta....
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SAAS:
Kitni Bar Kaha Wo
Mar Gai Hai
Mar gai hai

Bar Bar Phone Q Karte Ho?

SHOHAR:
Kuchh nahi Ammi bas
Sun Kar Acha Lagta Hai....isliye
:-P:-P:-P:-P

Submitted By : Zshan
Place : Hyderabad
6 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
13
2014
Wife Suniye mujhe aap ka mobile phone dena zara


Wife : Suniye.. mujhe aap ka mobile phone dena zara .. !
Husband : deta hoon.. ruko jaaneman !!
Husband jaldi jaldi me mobile phone me ..
Delete videos....
Delete pictures ...
Delete music ...
Delete private folder ..
Delete number ...
Delete SMS ...
Delete outgoing calls ..
Delete incoming calls ...
Delete mms ....
Delete whatsapp ...
Delete bbm ...
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FORMAT Memory card !!!
achha ye to batao... karogi kya tum...??
Wife : mujhe time dekhana tha.. kitne baje hai abhi...
Husband : time ??!!!
puchh bhi to sakti thi... Gawaar aurat ... !!!

Submitted By : Zshan
Place : Hyderabad
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Sep
10
2014
WIFE - Tumne shaadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya ke


WIFE - Tumne shaadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya ke tumhari raani naam ki ek our wife bhi hai....??

HUSBAND - Bataya to tha tume rani ki tarah rakhunga??

Submitted By : ishan
Place : delhi
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
6
2014
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बीवी :- सुनते हो, शक्कर खत्म हो गई है. दुकान से ले आओ.पति :- जानू पर तुम्हारा दुध इतना मीठा है फिर शक्कर क्यों ?बीवी :- नमक भी खत्म हो गया है सब्जी मे मूत दू क्या?

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
1
2014
Q Jet airways launched a scheme where a husband


Q✈ Jet airways launched a scheme where a husband can take his wife free on their business trip.

After big Success of the scheme.

Jet Airways sent letters to all wives asking about their experience?

99% wifes replied
What scheme??

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
24
2014
Ek baar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha ke


Ek baar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha ke " main agar 4-5 din na dikhu to aapko accha lagega ? "


Husband ek dum se khush hone laga. Aur us se raha nahi gaya aur bol diya " han accha lagega "



Fir to wife,
Monday na dikhi,
Tuesday na dikhi,
Wednesday na dikhi,
Thursday ko bhi na dikhi,.

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finally...

Friday ko jab aankhon ki SUJAN kam hui fir thodi thodi dikhai dene lagi.

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : Pune
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
23
2014

Wife What shall I make today


Wife: What shall I make today?
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Husband:Mood!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
9 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
23
2014
The only crush left in life after getting


The only crush left in life, after getting married is...
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'Candy Crush'!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes