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Oct
1
2011

Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha


Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Rahe, Chahe Aasmaan mein Rahe, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...



Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...

Submitted By : Pradeep
Place : Hardoi, Uttar Pradesh
5840 Likes
1346 Dislikes
Rating :   859 Votes


Mar
10
2012

1 larka Larki se puchta hai


1 larka Larki se puchta hai : Bachay kese hote hain?

Larki: Chup..!!!

Larka: Batao Na plz:p

Larki: Nahi pata! ab dobara mat poochna ..!!

Larka: Aray bewaqoof itna bhi nahi pata . . .

Bachay Shararti hote ain.

Moral :-
bandiya hamesha bando ko galat hi samjhti hain.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
2989 Likes
347 Dislikes
Rating :   358 Votes


Oct
26
2011

Boy: Janeman is dil mei


Boy: Janeman is dil mei aaja.

Girl: Sandal nikalu kya?

Boy: Pagli, ye mera dil hai,
koi mandir nahi,
aise hi aaja.

Submitted By : Amar
Place : Jammu, J&K
2526 Likes
232 Dislikes
Rating :   267 Votes


Sep
5
2011

timing 8am to 1pm


Boy : What Is Ur Name?

Girl : Q Bataon, Me Tumhein Nahi Janti.

Boy: Na Batao Me Konsa Tumhen Apni New HONDA Car Main Bitha K 5 Star Resturant Le Jane Wala Tha.

Girl:
Jasmin, B.Com Final Year, Punjab College
College Timing 8am To 1pm,
Friday Timing 8 To 12pm
Sunday Off
Aati Papa K Sath Hun
Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hon.

Submitted By : Sanjay
Place : Jind, Haryana
3008 Likes
302 Dislikes
Rating :   333 Votes


Nov
14
2012

Maha fadu joke :-P:-P :-D:-D


Maha fadu joke :-P:-P :-D:-D
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Santa in Lift..
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Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me
ayi,
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or
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SANTA ko akad k boli
Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..:)
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2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen
perfume"Rs.7000 .. :)
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achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell
aayi
dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda
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Or
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SANTA
ko dekhne Lagi... :@
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SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 RupeyKilo..... :)
Santa Madhosh \m/
ladkia Behosh.

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
507 Likes
206 Dislikes
Rating :   507 Votes


Nov
2
2011

Ye kamzori hai


Boy:
Chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun me,
bethe bethe yuhi kho jata hun me,
kya yahi pyar h?


Girl: Nhi ye kamzori hai, "glucon-D pia karo!"

Submitted By : Mukesh
Place : Chittoor, Andhra Pradesh
1812 Likes
170 Dislikes
Rating :   177 Votes


Mar
17
2012

Are O SAMBHA Mere Kitne SMS mile...


Are O SAMBHA Mere Kitne SMS mile...

Srdar Bahut se...

Aur tumne Kitne Bheje?...

1Bhi nhi...

Dhikkar hai...

Ab tak bahut SMS kha Liye...

Le ek aur kha...

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
3412 Likes
1433 Dislikes
Rating :   644 Votes


Jan
30
2012

teri maa ki


Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki

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JAAN hay tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)

Submitted By : Arvind
Place : Gulbarga, Karnataka
1672 Likes
142 Dislikes
Rating :   199 Votes