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Jul
28
2016

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यमराज:-- बोलो प्राणी तुम कहां जाना चाहते हो स्वर्ग में या नर्क में ??
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पृथ्वी से मेरा मोबाइल मँगवा दो, मै कंही भी रह लूगाँ .. :

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
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Jul
28
2016

A boy was walking in rain


A boy was walking in rain.
A gal came: Why didn’t you share umbrella?
Boy: no its Ok sister & walked away.
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Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi.. Ladki khaas nahi thi!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
18 Likes
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Rating :   9 Votes


Jul
28
2016
Q Whats the difference between Mothers


Q : What's the difference between Mother's & Girlfriend's tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother's tears "EFFECT Our HEART"
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Girlfriend's tears "EFFECT Our POCKET"....xD :P

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
22 Likes
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Rating :   12 Votes


Jul
28
2016

Interviewr what is


Interviewr : what is
difference between
landline and cellfon????
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Pappu ;)
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Pappu : landline me
number ungliyon se dail krna
parta hy aur
cellfon
pe anguthe se ('',)
bhuhahahahahahaha :D :D :D.

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Question-kya ek wife apne husband ko lakhpati


Question-kya ek wife apne husband ko lakhpati
bna sakti hai ? 8|
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Smart Answer- yes, par husband crorepati hona chahiye!! :v

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Girlfriend Aur Police Main Kya


Girlfriend Aur Police Main Kya
Baat Common
Hain..???
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Socho..!
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Aur..socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kar Chod
Dete Hain..!!! :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
15 Likes
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Rating :   8 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Papa- Beta tum shaadi kab karoge


Papa- Beta tum shaadi kab karoge??
Beta- Main to shaadi diwali pe karunga!
Papa- Wo kyun??
Beta- Kya pata diwali offer me 1 ke sath 1 free mil jaaye..?!?!? :0

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
17 Likes
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Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Makanmalik kirayedaar se bola-


Makanmalik kirayedaar se bola-
Beta,,, poore saal toh itni saari behene aati rahi teri,
aur kal rakhi k din koi b nhi aai ?

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
17 Likes
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Rating :   11 Votes