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Aug
15
2014

Four impossible things


Four impossible things

1 . Can't live without water

2 . can't live without food

3 . can't breath when the tongue is out side the mouth

4 . don't act as a dog keep your tongue inside

Submitted By : ashwinshibu.nasa@gmail.com
Place : Tamil Nadu
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
24
2014

LoHa LoHe Ko


LoHa LoHe Ko
Kaat'ta He

HiRa HiRe Ko
Kaat'ta He

AaP Ko Bhi
Ek DiN
KuTTa KaaTeGa
Qki..
KuTTa KiSi Ko B
KaaT SaKTa He

B PoSiTiVe YaaR...
akash deep

Submitted By : AKASH
Place : GREATER noida
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
20
2014

Teacher Tumhaare papa kya karte hai


Teacher: Tumhaare papa kya karte hai?

Golu: Sir wo roz GAALIYA khaate hai.

Teacher: Kya matlab?

Golu: Ji wo CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE hai. :P

Submitted By : suresh sontakke
Place : nanded
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
16
2014

Solid Insult


Solid Insult??????????


Ek Bachcha Park mein Bench pe betha tha aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.

Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada meetha khane wale
jaldi mar jate hai.

Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi ki age 106 Saal
thi.

Aunty : Wo meetha kam khati hongi.

Boy : Nahi...!!! Wo apne Kaam se Kaam rakhti thi....!!!
Dont laugh alone pass it on .....
ROCKING GENERATION...

Submitted By : SAM2013
Place : MUMBAI
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
16
2014

After fight


After fight:
Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahin!! ??

Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? EID ho? Ya Holi? ??????????????

*BLOCKED!!!??????

Submitted By : vishal
Place : Ahmedabad
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
16
2014

Boy- Thank you


Boy- Thank you??
Girl- My Pleasure??
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar ????????????

*Blocked Forever*

Submitted By : vishal
Place : Ahmedabad
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
16
2014

Girl Have a Good Day


Girl: Have a Good Day.??
Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G .????????

*BLOCKED turant!!!*

Submitted By : vishal
Place : Ahmedabad
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
16
2014

Boy Whats your Name


Boy: What's your Name ?? ??
Girl: Palak and you??
Boy: Paneer !!!??????

*BLOCKED!!!*

Submitted By : vishal
Place : Ahmedabad
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes