Featured Sms


Sms Categories



Funny Insults

Displaying 1-8 of 693 results.
May
19
2015
- - - -


प्रेमी -प्रेमिका ने जब एक दूसरे को विवाह का वचन दे दिया | प्रेमिका- परन्तु प्रिय , में एक बात मैं पहले साफ कर दूं -मुझे खाना पकाना नहीं आता | प्रेमी- कोई बात नहीं प्रिय , मैं भी पहले ही साफ किये देता हूं , मैं कवि हूं , मेरे घर में पकाने के लिए कुछ है ही नहीं |

Submitted By : Atifazmeri
Place : Chhindwada
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


May
15
2015

log kahate hai tum cigaret kyu pite ho


log kahate hai. tum cigaret kyu pite ho.
kya ye pyas bhujati hai. maine kaha nahi.
dil me kisi bewafa ki tasveer hai.
kambkat usko jalati hai..

Submitted By : Atifazmeri
Place : Chhindwada
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


May
13
2015

Once upon a time a small boy named


Once upon a time ..a small boy named
Hameed lived in a tiny Moroccan
village. All his classmates hated him
for his stupidity especially his
teacher who was always yelling at
him "you are driving me crazy
Hameed" ..one day his mother went
to check out how he is doing at
school and the teacher told her
honestly that her son is simply a
disaster, getting very low marks and
never had she seen such a dumb boy
in her whole career...the mother
could not accept such a feed back
and she took her son out from that
school. she even shifted to another
city ...
25 years later, that teacher got a
cardiac disorder and all the doctors
have advised her to go for an open
heart operation which only one
surgeon could perform..
left with no other choice she did it
and the surgery was successful
...when she opened her eyes ,she saw
a handsome doctor smiling to her,
being under anesthesia effect, she
wanted to thank him but could not
talk, in turn, he was staring at her
face which started turning blue, she
was raising her hand trying to tell
him some thing but in vain and
eventually died...
the doctor was shocked and was
trying to understand what just
happened, till he turned back and
saw our friend Hameed working as a
cleaner in that hospital who
unplugged the ventilator to connect
his vacuum cleaner......
If you were thinking that Hameed
became a doctor, its because you
have been watching too many hindi
movies or have been reading too
many motivational books...
Hameed gadha hi tha

Submitted By : Saubhagya
Place : Bhopal
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


May
9
2015
I Wish you Were As Smart As you Think you are


I Wish you Were As Smart As you Think you are

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


May
9
2015
I Taught You Everything You Know But Not


I Taught You Everything You Know But Not Everything I Know.

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


May
9
2015

Funny insult of boy by a girl


Funny insult of boy by a girl .
.
.
.
.
A boy to a girl:
bholi si suraat....,
aakhon mai masti....,
door khadi sharmaae...,
aaaehaaaye......
.
.
.
.
.
.
A girl to boy:
kali si surat......,
haato mai kitli.....,
door khada chillaaye......,
chaaaai chaaaaai......

Submitted By : Pearl
Place : malad
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
21
2015
zad ke piche kiss mat kro qki pyaar andha hota


zad ke piche kiss mat kro qki ............. pyaar andha hota hai...... ....par baju wala andha nhi hota

Submitted By : vinayak
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
17
2015

Admin 1


Admin(पेट्रोल पंपावर): 1 रू.चे पेट्रोल टाक रे..
कर्मचारी(आश्चर्याने): बापरे...एवढे पेट्रोल टाकून कुठे दौरा आहे साहेबांचा?
Admin: कुठे दौरा वगैरे नाही? मनात आलं कि असे पैसे उधळतो मी.



Submitted By : sagar
Place : pune
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes