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Jul
16
2014

Solid Insult


Solid Insult??????????


Ek Bachcha Park mein Bench pe betha tha aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.

Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada meetha khane wale
jaldi mar jate hai.

Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi ki age 106 Saal
thi.

Aunty : Wo meetha kam khati hongi.

Boy : Nahi...!!! Wo apne Kaam se Kaam rakhti thi....!!!
Dont laugh alone pass it on .....
ROCKING GENERATION...

Submitted By : SAM2013
Place : MUMBAI
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
16
2014

After fight


After fight:
Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahin!! ??

Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? EID ho? Ya Holi? ??????????????

*BLOCKED!!!??????

Submitted By : vishal
Place : Ahmedabad
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
16
2014

Boy- Thank you


Boy- Thank you??
Girl- My Pleasure??
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar ????????????

*Blocked Forever*

Submitted By : vishal
Place : Ahmedabad
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
16
2014

Girl Have a Good Day


Girl: Have a Good Day.??
Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G .????????

*BLOCKED turant!!!*

Submitted By : vishal
Place : Ahmedabad
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
16
2014

Boy Whats your Name


Boy: What's your Name ?? ??
Girl: Palak and you??
Boy: Paneer !!!??????

*BLOCKED!!!*

Submitted By : vishal
Place : Ahmedabad
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
15
2014

agar baap ka aulaad hai toh nic


agar baap ka aulaad hai toh nic
he dekh
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agar maa ka aulaad hai toh upar dekh

Submitted By : Mithun mondol
Place : kumarikata
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
15
2014

Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho


Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho

Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega

Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.

Sory fr aap mat samjhna kyunki aap to karte ho

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
15
2014

Mere sms k charche hone lage


Mere sms k charche hone lage,
Log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib hai aap jo apko mila,
Jise na mile wo mobile patak k rone lage hai.

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes