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Sep
18
2014
Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain


Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain...

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
18
2014
Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai


Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai,
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain...

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
4
2014

Flowersbutterfly A beautiful scene


Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

Submitted By : Sumit
Place : Navi Mumbai
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Aug
22
2014
Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se puchhaSaari


Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se puchha...'Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti Hai?'
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Niche kya dekh rahe ho jawab do...









Aleena.B

Submitted By : Aleena.B
Place : Lahore
8 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Aug
22
2014

Hospital me vacancy nikli hai


Hospital me vacancy nikli hai

19000 Rs. salary hai

Bas SHAKAL dikha k mariz behosh karna he
Jaldi FORM bhardo Tumahara selection To pakka he.







Aleena.B

Submitted By : Aleena.B
Place : Lahore
7 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Aug
22
2014

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se


Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.





Aleena.B

Submitted By : Aleena.B
Place : Lahore
6 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Aug
22
2014

Sine me dil


Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap






Aleena.B

Submitted By : Aleena.B
Place : Lahore
7 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
15
2014

Four impossible things


Four impossible things

1 . Can't live without water

2 . can't live without food

3 . can't breath when the tongue is out side the mouth

4 . don't act as a dog keep your tongue inside

Submitted By : ashwinshibu.nasa@gmail.com
Place : Tamil Nadu
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes