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Aug
1
2015

khudi ko karke buland aisa


khudi ko karke buland aisa




khudi ko karke buland aisa chada vo jese tese


kudha ne bande se khud pucha aabe.


aab utrega kese....

Submitted By : jitendra kumar
Place : palwal
8 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
30
2015

radio pr rashta gaan aa rha tha


radio pr rashta gaan aa rha. tha








gao ke khuch bande kehto me



potti krne gae hu te radio lekar



gao valo ne phucha aaj ko majha aa gaya ho gaya





jo babde potti karne gaye hud te. vo cheellakar bole






khakh maja aaya khade ho kar karne padi

Submitted By : jitendra kumar
Place : palwal
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
5
2015
jinki shakl dekhkar shisha bhi tut jaye


jinki shakl dekhkar shisha bhi tut jaye.
.
aajkl un saalo ki bhi do-do setting hai....!!

Submitted By : Sawan
Place : indore
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
4
2015

New song version


New song version

Ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga,

Dusri ladki ko dekha toh waisa laga,

Jab dono ke joote pade toh.....ek jaisa laga...

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
1
2015
ek kali afrikan ladki ko bhagwam ne pankh diye


ek kali afrikan ladki ko bhagwam ne pankh diye
toh
woh khushi se boli-WoW.,,
bhagwan kya ab main pari bn gyi hu.?
..
bhagwan .-nahi re pagli,tum ab chamgadad bn gyi ho..

Submitted By : Sawan
Place : indore
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
1
2015

Ek Bar Kejriwal Modi


Ek Bar Kejriwal, Modi,
Sonia aur Kareena Train se ja rahe the. Tabhi ek Gufa
( tunnel) Aayi aur Kissing aur thappad Ki aawaz aayi...
Jab train bahar aayi toh kejriwal ka Gaal Laal tha.... Sab ke Sab Chup ....... Sonia soch rahi thi Ke AAM ADMI paagal hote hai Kejriwal Ne Kareena
ko Kiss Kiya Hoga, aur
thapad khaya Hoga....
Kareena soch thi Ke Kejriwal ne Mujhe Kiss
Karne ke Liye galti se
Sonia Ko Kiss kar liya hoga aur thappad Khaya.... Kejriwal.:?
soch raha tha Ke Modi ne Kareena ko kiss kiya Lekin, Kareena ko kiss kiya Lekin, Kareena ne us se Mujhe Samajh kar
thappad Mara...... Modi soch raha tha ek bar fir gufa aaye aur Main fir se kiss ki aawaz Nikal kar fir se kejriwal ko thappad Maaru… “Abhi sale ne politics dekhi kaha Hai…


Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jun
9
2015

Ek baar ek sardar daru p raha thaa


Ek baar ek sardar daru p raha thaa
akhbaar aaya uski biwi bole pata hai daaru pene se logo ki mot ho gai
aap bhe band kar do
band ajj se


uski biwe khush


bole aap daru band kar rahai ho

sardaar bola


daru nahe paper band

Submitted By : Dhirendra Chaudhary
Place : vasant kunj
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jun
6
2015
I Look At People Sometimes And Think Really


I Look At People Sometimes And Think ….. Really?? That\'s The Sperm That Won :)

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
10 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes