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Jul
31
2016
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world


You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Jul
28
2016

Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko


*. . .Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
"I LOVE U" Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen





1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
12 Likes
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Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
28
2016
Gabar Are o samba ye koun log hain jo m ka jawab


Gabar= Are o samba, ye koun log hain jo $m$ ka jawab nehi deta..
Samba= Sardar ye wo khatarnak log hai jo Miss Call karne k bad v balance check karte hain..

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
12 Likes
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Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
28
2016

Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai


Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai,
Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi .
Buri Na Lage To Samjho..
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Kya Bolu
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Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai :P :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
13 Likes
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Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Ultimate insult-


Ultimate insult-
Teacher to student: jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake wo gadha hota h?
Student:Sir, kya Matlab me samjha nahi? :p :)

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
13 Likes
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Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Tell Me Ur


Tell Me Ur
-Date Of Birth,
-Place Of Birth,
-Time Of Birth,
Fast..
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Pata To Chale Ke UparWala Mazak Ke Mood Me kab Tha. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Meri Baat Gaur Se Suno


Meri Baat Gaur Se Suno
.Zindgi me kabhi bhi ..
Dettol Se Mat Nahana
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Dettol Kitaanuo Ko Maar Deta Hai.
Or Hum Apko Khona Nahi
Chahte.!.! :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
13 Likes
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Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
27
2016

High Class Insult


High Class Insult . . .
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise
Ghass Ugi hai.
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch
raha hu ke mere saamne Bhais kyun
khadi hai .. :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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