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Aug
22
2014
Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se puchhaSaari


Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se puchha...'Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti Hai?'
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Niche kya dekh rahe ho jawab do...









Aleena.B

Submitted By : Aleena.B
Place : Lahore
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Aug
22
2014

Hospital me vacancy nikli hai


Hospital me vacancy nikli hai

19000 Rs. salary hai

Bas SHAKAL dikha k mariz behosh karna he
Jaldi FORM bhardo Tumahara selection To pakka he.







Aleena.B

Submitted By : Aleena.B
Place : Lahore
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Aug
22
2014

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se


Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.





Aleena.B

Submitted By : Aleena.B
Place : Lahore
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Aug
22
2014

Sine me dil


Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap






Aleena.B

Submitted By : Aleena.B
Place : Lahore
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Aug
15
2014

Four impossible things


Four impossible things

1 . Can't live without water

2 . can't live without food

3 . can't breath when the tongue is out side the mouth

4 . don't act as a dog keep your tongue inside

Submitted By : ashwinshibu.nasa@gmail.com
Place : Tamil Nadu
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
24
2014

LoHa LoHe Ko


LoHa LoHe Ko
Kaat'ta He

HiRa HiRe Ko
Kaat'ta He

AaP Ko Bhi
Ek DiN
KuTTa KaaTeGa
Qki..
KuTTa KiSi Ko B
KaaT SaKTa He

B PoSiTiVe YaaR...
akash deep

Submitted By : AKASH
Place : GREATER noida
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
20
2014

Teacher Tumhaare papa kya karte hai


Teacher: Tumhaare papa kya karte hai?

Golu: Sir wo roz GAALIYA khaate hai.

Teacher: Kya matlab?

Golu: Ji wo CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE hai. :P

Submitted By : suresh sontakke
Place : nanded
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
16
2014

Solid Insult


Solid Insult??????????


Ek Bachcha Park mein Bench pe betha tha aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.

Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada meetha khane wale
jaldi mar jate hai.

Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi ki age 106 Saal
thi.

Aunty : Wo meetha kam khati hongi.

Boy : Nahi...!!! Wo apne Kaam se Kaam rakhti thi....!!!
Dont laugh alone pass it on .....
ROCKING GENERATION...

Submitted By : SAM2013
Place : MUMBAI
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes