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Nov
11
2016
One day there was a Bengali girl she said to a


One day there was a Bengali girl she said to a boy "hot the boy thought that she is liking the boy then after sometime he come to now she was saying get a side

Submitted By : shweta
Place : India
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
18
2016

Lo Ji Aaj Phir Pathan Ne Kamal Kr Diya


Lo Ji Aaj Phir Pathan Ne Kamal Kr Diya,

Pathan Ne 30 Rupay Ki Lotteri Li,

Phir 1 Coror Ka Inaam Nikla,

Tax Kaat Kr 90 Lakh Milay,

Pathan: Hum Ko Poora Paisa Chahiye,

Warna Hamara 30 Rupay Wapis Kar Do...,

Submitted By : mathew
Place : rawalpindi
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
31
2016
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world


You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
16 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
28
2016

Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko


*. . .Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
"I LOVE U" Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen





1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jul
28
2016
Gabar Are o samba ye koun log hain jo m ka jawab


Gabar= Are o samba, ye koun log hain jo $m$ ka jawab nehi deta..
Samba= Sardar ye wo khatarnak log hai jo Miss Call karne k bad v balance check karte hain..

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
28
2016

Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai


Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai,
Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi .
Buri Na Lage To Samjho..
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Kya Bolu
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Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai :P :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
16 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Ultimate insult-


Ultimate insult-
Teacher to student: jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake wo gadha hota h?
Student:Sir, kya Matlab me samjha nahi? :p :)

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Tell Me Ur


Tell Me Ur
-Date Of Birth,
-Place Of Birth,
-Time Of Birth,
Fast..
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Pata To Chale Ke UparWala Mazak Ke Mood Me kab Tha. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes