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Oct
29
2014

70 1 40 15


70 साल का एक बूढ़ा अपने डॉक्टर दोस्त से बोला, मैं आज भी सेक्स करने में 1 घंटा, 40 मिनट, 15 सेकंड लगाता हूँ।

डॉक्टर हैरान होकर बोला, वोह केसे?

बूढ़ा: 40 मिनट खड़ा करने में, 15 सेकंड धक्का मारने में और 1 घंटा सेक्स के बाद होश में आने के लिए।

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
10 Likes
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Rating :   4 Votes


Oct
24
2014

Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein


Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche
Jheel Ke Kinarey
Gehri Soch Mein Baithe
Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha.
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Stupid!
Hero Matt Bano
Sweater Pahan Le.
Thand Ho Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
24
2014
Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Mohabbat Mei Judaiii Na Mile


Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Mohabbat Mei Judaiii Na Mile
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Wah Wah
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Aur Jo Meri Post Like Na Kre Use
Thand Mei RAZAIIIII Na Mile:
Happy Winter.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
21
2014

he KD


he: कल पिक्चर चलोगी K/D ?

she: जे कोनसी पिक्चर है ?

he: Kill/Dill पगली, ill कैंसल होगा ना numerator denominator से

Submitted By : Codey Akash
Place : New Delhi Near Maharaja agersen College
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
13
2014

Zid apni na chhodi


Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya
kanjoss

Submitted By : sunny malik
Place : Islamabad
9 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
13
2014

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai


Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai...
mind jar lea to
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karty raho hamy koi farak nahi parta

Submitted By : sunny malik
Place : Islamabad
8 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
29
2014

SWEET fruits are nice to eat


SWEET fruits are nice to eat,
SWEET words are easy to say,
but SWEET people are really hard to find.
My GOODNESS, how the hell did you
manage to find me?!

Submitted By : Rishabh Rockzz(+16476673776)
Place : Brampton, Canada
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Sep
23
2014
baccha apni maa se mar khane k baadapne baap se


baccha apni maa se mar khane k baad,apne baap se puchta hai.


baccha- papa mummy itni khatarnak kyu hai?


baap- beta pehle mujhe bhi chand lagti thi,kya pata tha cfl ka maal niklegi.


samajhdar bande thoko likes.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
17 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes