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Apr
13
2014

Please read this


Please read this

Mujhe mummy k hath se banaye hue pizza se garib ke ghar ki khichdi zyada achhi lagti hai..
-Rahul Gandhi


Arre ghade Teri Maa Agar nahi hoti toh Garib bhi Pizza Khata..
-Narendra modi

Abki baar Modi Sarkar

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
79 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   53 Votes


Mar
29
2014

Jindagi behaal hai


Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai...

Submitted By : gaurav chaudhary
Place : faridabad
2 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Mar
28
2014

Mujhe apne dil m mt rakhna


Mujhe apne dil m mt rakhna,

Agar Rakhna hai to, mujhe apne 'Dimag' m rakhna,
Qki
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Rahne ki jagah jitni khali ho,
Rahne m utna hi maza ata hai...:-):-)

Submitted By : Raj
Place : kolkata
3 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
27
2014

Main Bhejta Hu Kitne La-Jawaab SMS


Main Bhejta Hu Kitne La-Jawaab SMS

Hote Hain Har Baar Kuchh Khaas SMS

Koi Dum Nahi Hai Tumhare In SMSs Mein

Kahan Se Laate Ho Itne Bak-waas SMS

Submitted By : Aditya Mourya
Place : New Delhi
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
26
2014

Abey O burai k rasgulle


Abey O burai k rasgulle
Pap Ki barfi
Bewafaayi k laddu
Badmashi k chocolate
matlabi chuski
jhooth k kalakand
TU KITNA "SWEET" HAI RE !!

Submitted By : Logan
Place : Chandigarh
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Feb
23
2014

Dil chahta hai aap ki dosti me dub jau


Dil chahta hai aap ki dosti me dub jau,

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Oye MUJHE Bahar NIKALO,
Me Toh MAZAK Kar Raha tha :D

Submitted By : ashish
Place : kanpur
6 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Feb
18
2014

God decided it was time to end the


God decided it was time to end the
world, so he called together those whom
he considered the three most influential
people in the world. President of USA
Barrack Obama, Chinese President Xi
Jinping, and Prime Minister of India
Manmohan Singh.
"The world will end," God told them.
"You must go and tell the people."
Obama, made a live statement on TV,
"I've good news and BAD news." he said.
"The good news is that we have been
right, there is a God. The bad news is
that he is ending the world."
The second person, Xi Jinping sent out a
worldwide message, "I've bad news and
WORSE news," he said. "The bad news is
that we have been wrong all along -
there is a God. The worse news is that
he is ending the world."
Third person, Manmohan Singh
immediately calls up Sonia Gandhi and
says, "I've good news and BETTER news.
The good news is that God thinks I'm
one of the three most influential people
in the world. The better news is that we
do not have to worry about how to stop
Modi or Kejriwal from becoming PM.

Submitted By : vineet pandey
Place : jaipur
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
10
2014

rose is red


rose is red
sky is blue
i have five fingers in my hand
the middle finger is for you ;-)

Submitted By : sunil sj
Place : pithoragarh
14 Likes
45 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes