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Apr
26
2015
Rahul Gandhi kehte hai Congress koi party nahi


Rahul Gandhi kehte hai "Congress koi party nahi, ek Soch hai"



aur




Vidya Balan kehti hai "Jahan Soch hai, wahan Shouchalay hai"


Bahut confusion hai bhai!!


Submitted By : RockingDude
Place : Jaipur
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Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
23
2015
Kai Ladkiya Face Pe Itna Powder Lagati Hai Ki


Kai Ladkiya Face Pe Itna Powder Lagati Hai Ki.
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Aap Uspe Carrom Khel Sakte Ho.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
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Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
23
2015

Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ne


Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ne,
Rote Hue Ek Din Arz Kiya
Hamare To Sare Khawab Usi Din Choor-Choor Ho Gaye,
Hamare To Sare Khawab Usi Din Choor-Choor Ho Gaye,

Aye Doston,

Jab Wo Ghar Aayi To,
Mummy Boli: Jao Beta Didi Ke Liye Paani Le Aao.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
8 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
14
2015
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic


Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
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No?
Quickly check your driving license!

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Apr
14
2015
If you have an opinion about my life please


If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth!

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
10 Likes
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Rating :   4 Votes


Apr
14
2015
Keep talking someday youll say something


Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
10 Likes
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Rating :   4 Votes


Apr
14
2015
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but


Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
10 Likes
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Rating :   5 Votes


Apr
14
2015
Dont ask me stupid questions and I wont hurt


Don't ask me stupid questions and I won't hurt your stupid feelings!

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
11 Likes
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Rating :   4 Votes