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Mar
6
2017

Nightfall is nothing


'Nightfall' is nothing
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But
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A
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Dream - Cum - True!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
6
2017
Just how deep is the Average Vagina actually


Just how deep is the Average Vagina actually?
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Deep enough for a man
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To Lose his House,
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His Car,
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His Business,
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&
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Half of all his Savings

&

Assets !

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
6
2017

In the meantime


In the meantime,

Wives have found a new slogan,

Instead of

"I have a Headache"

They are saying...
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"No Surgical Strike Tonight!"

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
6
2017

A girl in half a second


A girl, in half a second

Will look at

Your watch,

Your shoes,

Your ring fingers

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Make a decision...
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While
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At
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Her
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"BOOBS"

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
10
2017

Call girl sex karoge


Call girl : sex karoge ?
Sardar: biwi ki tarah karne dogi dear?
Call girl: aap tho bahut romantic aadmi lagte ho?
Tum apni biwi ko kaise karte hon?
Sardar: FOKAT MAIN !!

Submitted By : krishiv
Place : ahmedabad
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
18
2017

Difference between Girls and Boys


Difference between Girls and Boys
Girl 1 - I had sxx !
G2 - omg honey you okay naa :'*
G3- With protection naa ?
G4 - In mind * I know you're a Bitxh*
Boy1 - I had sxx
B2- Behncho akele akele kar lia mujey bulyaa bhi nae
B3- Bhai mard ban gyaa aaj
B4- Bhai starting kaise ki kuch tips do ?
B5- Wo sab to theek hai par ye btao tumne uski li ya
usne tumhari
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Submitted By : karan
Place : lucknow
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
18
2016
palat ke dekh le jaalim tamanna hum bhi rakhte


palat ke dekh le jaalim tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai
aga tu husn rakbti hai jawani hum bhj rakhte hai
agar tu seb rakhti hai to kela hum bhi rakhte hai

Submitted By : md wajid ali
Place : Mahsu
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
8
2016

Lyrics of


Lyrics of

"Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band, Deedar Unka Hota Hai"


Might have been written


While


Masturbating!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
30 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes