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Apr
28
2015
Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain


Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain
Prasad main Kambal bate ja rahe hain.
Kisi our ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected
BHIKARIYO KO bheja ja raha hain.

Submitted By : ilyas bhatt
Place : chadura..
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
18
2015
In india crime rating is increasing that if they


In india crime rating is increasing that if they will participate in gta,
they will get enough prices.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Mar
7
2015
Farting loud in public and feeling proud of it


Farting loud in public and feeling proud of it shows your foolishnes, i hope you will get rid of it.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
12 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Sep
14
2014

Hi Friends


Hi Friends,
Shifting to Australia With My family. My Australia Visa has come for 10 years and we will b leaving for Melbourne on 15th September. this No. will be switched off on 14th itself.

Note Down my New No +616423600786
I' ll Miss U all..but will be here with you on what's App







































raat aisa sapna aayaaa tha"
Aaj shayd england jau..

Submitted By : ishan
Place : delhi
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
17
2014

1 of d best


1 of d best...?

Sonia Gandhi with the Queen of England.

Sonia - "Your Majesty, now that I am also a Queen... any tips you can give to me to stay in power?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Sonia frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me
are intelligent?"

The Queen :"easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle.

"The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "David cameron , would you come in
here, please ?"

David Cameron walked into the room and said, "Yes, mam?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, David, your mother
and father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered, "That would be ME, mam."
" Very good ! Thank you , David !" said the Queen.

Then she turned to Sonia with a smile and said "See?".

Now its Sonia's turn to apply same logic.... ?

Sonia went back to India and called Manmohan Singh and asked...?

"Manmohanji, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Manmohan. "Let me get back to you on that one..."?

Manmohan went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give
him an answer...?

Finally, he ran into Narendra Modi and asked, "Narendrabhai, can you
answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"..?

Narendra Modi answered, "That's easy, it's me!"..?

Manmohan said, "Thanks!"

Then, he phoned Sonia. "Madam, I did some
thinking and I have the answer to that riddle.
It's Narendra Modi...

Sonia slapped him....?

and shouted..?
"No! You idiot! It's David Cameron!"

?...?....

Submitted By : rohit
Place : gwalior
14 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
1
2014

Jivan Me 3 Baat Kisi Ko


Jivan Me 3 Baat Kisi Ko
Nahi Batani.. ...







































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1)
2)
3)
Nahi Batani Matlab Nahi Batani...
Kisi Ko Bhi Nahi ????
?Aaj pagal day he?
Apki nazar me jo pagal he use ye sms bhejo,
mene to bhej deya he
Wapas muje bhej kr maha pagalo wali harkat mat ktrna ok ??????????
Paglo ki 4 nishaniya
1-RIGHT hand me mobile pakdna..
2-Anguthe se screen touch karna
3-Msg padh kar muskurana
4-Phir sochna kisko send karu ??????????
Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko
milta hai.
Wo 5 second ?baad Behosh ho
jaata hai..
(^_^)
00:01
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00:02
(+_+)
00:03
(?_?)
00:04
(*_*)
00:05
?Nahi huye??
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho
jate..?
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se
hosh aaya tha???, uff..!!???
?fwd to all ur pagal frnds???
apko aapke papa ki kasam aage padho
?
?I LOVE PAPA??
?
aapko papa ki kasam a SMS 10 logo ko bhejo
nai to ashubh Hoga
muje b fasaya gaya
(SoRRY PAPA K LIYE TO KARNA PADEGA)

Submitted By : varsh jain MR ATTITUDE
Place : mumbai
19 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
19
2014

Q In the year1970-


Q. In the year1970-
Engineer sahib kaa ghar konsa hai?

Answer:- Wo jo bada bangla hai, wahin rehte hain!

Q:In the year 2012- Excuse me, Yahan engineer kaa gharkonsa hai?

A:-
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Abe, kisi bhi ghar me ghus jaa. Ekk naa ekk to hoga. :D:D

Submitted By : govinda meher
Place : Rajnandgaon
7 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
26
2014

Bhakt Baba mein dukhi hu


Bhakt: Baba mein dukhi hu.
NIRMAL BABA: Aap ke pas SmsJokes4u ke sms aate hai.
Bhakt: Haanji
Baba: Reply karte ho
Bhakt: Nahi
Baba: Roj reply karo..
Kripa aani shuru ho jaygi.

Submitted By : raj soni 9716391245
Place : delhi
2 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes