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Jun
11
2014

Teacher Aaj Pehli Baar


Teacher: "Aaj Pehli Baar
Tum Class Me Baat Kar Rahi Ho.
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Hamesha Tum Nazre Jhukake Meri Baate
Sunti Thi Kya Ho Gya Hai Tumhe.?
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Pinky:" Sir Ji Net Pack Khatm Ho Gya Hain.

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
15 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jun
4
2014

Girl Hey do i know you


Girl : Hey do i know you ?
Boy : Of course no !!!
Girl : Then why the hell did
you send me a request???????????
(le faadu answer)
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Boy : Well facebook suggests
me again and again to add you...
I dont want
to "HURT" Facebook..

Submitted By : vinay
Place : nagpur
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


May
27
2014
Ladkiyaan Ab Bhi Bhav Nahi De Rahi Hai Kahaan


Ladkiyaan Ab Bhi Bhav Nahi De Rahi Hai.. Kahaan Hai Acche Din?
??????

Submitted By : Anu
Place : Allahabad
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


May
27
2014

Channel Names At My Home-


Channel Names At My Home-

Gadar
Jethalal
CID
Anandi
IPL
Sooryavansham
Border
Modi Waala Channel
????????

Submitted By : Anu
Place : Allahabad
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


May
17
2014

Apne INDIA Ka Kuchh


Apne INDIA Ka Kuchh
Nahi Ho Sakta..!!
Kyuki Yahan..
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Buddhe Desh Chala Rahe
Hai,
Aur Jawaan Facebook..!!

Submitted By : ved
Place : karauli
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
13
2014

Height Of Nonsense


Height Of Nonsense.
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Girl : Mera Facebook Pe
Account Ban Sakta Hai Kya ???
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Boy : Haa Yaar Ban Sakta Hai.
Tumhara Kya Kisi Ka Bhi Ban Sakta
Hai.
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Girl : To Main Apne, Account Me
Paisa Jama Kara Sakti Hu.?
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[Guy Give A Surprise Look]
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Girl : Kya Hua..???
Lagta Hai Tumko Bhi Zyada,
Knowledge Nahi Hai Is Baare Me:o:o
B+

Submitted By : PeS
Place : Jaipur
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
10
2014
Why Boys get Blocked on facebookBoy Whats your


Why Boys get Blocked on facebook:..Boy: What's your Name ??Girl: Palak and you ?Boy: Paneer !!!*BLOCKED!!!*..Girl: What's Up ?Boy: Uttar Pradesh.*BLOCKED!!!*..Girl : tu Soya hai...??Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hun..!*Gets Blocked Instantly*..Girl : see ya !Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai !*BLOCKED!!!*..Girl: Have a Good Day.Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more.*BLOCKED!!!*..Boy- Thank youGirl-My PleasureBoy- My Bajaj Pulsar*Reported as spam**Blocked Forever*..And the best one After fight:Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahin !Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho ? Ya Holi ?*BLOCKED!!!

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
11 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


May
7
2014

Facebook Ki Leela


Facebook Ki Leela....

Facebook Ki Leela Sab Par Padi Bhaari Hai,
71 Saal Ki Burhiya Bhi Yahan Kunwaari Hai..
Chacha Ki Bhi Kismat Badal Jaati Hai,
18 Saal Ki Chaachi Yahan Mil Jaati Hai..
Ladke Yahan Ladkiyan Ban Jaate Hain,
Nakali Id Se Aatank Machaate Hain..
Kuchh Toh Itne Paagal Ho Jaate Hain,
Din Raat "Add Me" .."Add Me" Chillaate Hain.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes