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May
17
2014

Apne INDIA Ka Kuchh


Apne INDIA Ka Kuchh
Nahi Ho Sakta..!!
Kyuki Yahan..
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Buddhe Desh Chala Rahe
Hai,
Aur Jawaan Facebook..!!

Submitted By : ved
Place : karauli
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
13
2014

Height Of Nonsense


Height Of Nonsense.
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Girl : Mera Facebook Pe
Account Ban Sakta Hai Kya ???
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Boy : Haa Yaar Ban Sakta Hai.
Tumhara Kya Kisi Ka Bhi Ban Sakta
Hai.
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Girl : To Main Apne, Account Me
Paisa Jama Kara Sakti Hu.?
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[Guy Give A Surprise Look]
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Girl : Kya Hua..???
Lagta Hai Tumko Bhi Zyada,
Knowledge Nahi Hai Is Baare Me:o:o
B+

Submitted By : PeS
Place : Jaipur
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
10
2014
Why Boys get Blocked on facebookBoy Whats your


Why Boys get Blocked on facebook:..Boy: What's your Name ??Girl: Palak and you ?Boy: Paneer !!!*BLOCKED!!!*..Girl: What's Up ?Boy: Uttar Pradesh.*BLOCKED!!!*..Girl : tu Soya hai...??Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hun..!*Gets Blocked Instantly*..Girl : see ya !Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai !*BLOCKED!!!*..Girl: Have a Good Day.Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more.*BLOCKED!!!*..Boy- Thank youGirl-My PleasureBoy- My Bajaj Pulsar*Reported as spam**Blocked Forever*..And the best one After fight:Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahin !Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho ? Ya Holi ?*BLOCKED!!!

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


May
7
2014

Facebook Ki Leela


Facebook Ki Leela....

Facebook Ki Leela Sab Par Padi Bhaari Hai,
71 Saal Ki Burhiya Bhi Yahan Kunwaari Hai..
Chacha Ki Bhi Kismat Badal Jaati Hai,
18 Saal Ki Chaachi Yahan Mil Jaati Hai..
Ladke Yahan Ladkiyan Ban Jaate Hain,
Nakali Id Se Aatank Machaate Hain..
Kuchh Toh Itne Paagal Ho Jaate Hain,
Din Raat "Add Me" .."Add Me" Chillaate Hain.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Apr
2
2014

Aajkal ke ladko ka hausla


Aajkal ke ladko ka hausla
dekho, pados waali Pinky
set nahi hoti, Facebook pe
USA ki ladkiyo ko friend
request bhej rahe hain. :-D :-D

Submitted By : Deeraaz
Place : Lucknow
2 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Mar
17
2014
A girl was updating her FACEBOOK STATUS


A girl was updating her FACEBOOK STATUS
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Her boyfriend stoped her and asked to write "gober"
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Girl shocked and asked "why sud i write GOBER??"
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Boy replied with smile "because facebook is asking WHATS ON YOUR MIND?" :P

Submitted By : rinohinch tathis kagain
Place : west bengal
4 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
10
2014
facebook par 2 snake ek dusre chat kar rahe the


facebook par 2 snake ek dusre chat kar rahe the.


snake 1-fus..fus..fus...fus

snake 2-fus....fus...fus.fus....fus
sanke 1-fus...fus

sanke 2- fus.....fus..fus..fus....fus

sanke 1-fus...fus

sanke 2-bho bho bho

sanke 1- aa gya na sala apni okat pe mujhe pta h tune
farji acount bna rakha h.

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
52 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes


Feb
6
2014

Pana H Jo Mukam Wo Abhi Baki H


Pana H Jo Mukam Wo Abhi Baki H
Abhi To Aye H Jameen Pr Asman KI Udan Baki H

Abhi Suna H Logo ne sirf Mera Naam
abhi to is Naam Ki Pehchan Banana Baki H





# lalatendu......!!

Submitted By : Lalatendu Pradhan
Place : Jharsuguda
7 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes