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Sep
6
2014
2 Ladkiya bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi


2 Ladkiya bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi.....

Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho? Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye...

Bas fir kya.... Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi....:)
Via http://goo.gl/ZejB10

Submitted By : sadakat ali
Place : Hyderabad
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Aug
27
2014
Teacher - Beta parle-G ke packet par jo green


!!Teacher!! :- Beta, parle-G ke packet par jo green dot bana rehta hai.... us dot ka meaning kya hota hai..????

!!Student!! :- Teacher g, iska meaning ye hai ki...parle-G "Online" baithe hain...!!!!

(BAN$AL)

Submitted By : Gaurav bansal
Place : Dholpur city
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
20
2014

Dedicated to engineers


Dedicated to engineers
Apne Project ke bojh tale dabaa ja raha hai,

Wo dekho ek engineer chala ja raha hai ...

Zindagi se hara hua hai, Par schedule se haar nahi manta,

Din par din ek excel sheet banata ja raha hai,

Wo dekho ek engineer chala ja raha hai...

PC pe hazaar windows khuli hain,

Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti,

Sunday nahata nahi, week days ko naha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek engineer chala ja raha hai...

Kitabon me gulab rakhne wala , Outlook mein red flag lagaa raha hai,

Dil ki zameen se armaano ki vidayi ho gayi, Din bhar mails ke jawaab de raha he

Maze lena ho iske to poochh lo,

"Salary Increment" ki party kab de rahe ho,

Hansi udana ho to pooch lo,

"On site" kab ja rahe ho?

Wo dekho Foreign se laute friends ki chocolates kha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek engineer chala ja raha hai...

Kharche bad rahe hain, Baal kam ho rahe hain,

Salary ki date ati nahi,

Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain,

Lo phir se bus chhoot gayi, Auto se aa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek engineer chala ja raha hai...

Pizza gale se nahi utarta,

To "Coke" ke sahare nigal liya jata hai,

Mess se aaya lunch dekh muh banata hai,

Maa ke haath ka khana use roz yaad aata hai,

"Evening Snacks" me aaya samosa kha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek engineer chala ja raha hai...

Aapne ab tak li hongi bahut si chutikiyan,

ek engineer ke jivan ka sach batati ye aakhri kuch panktiyan,

Hazaron ki tankhwah wala, Company ki karodon ki jeb bharta hai,

ek engineer wahi ban sakta hai, Jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai,

Hum log jee jee ke marte hain , Zindagi hai kuch aisi,

Ek fauj ki naukri, doosri ek Engineer ki ,Dono ek jaisi,

Is kavita ka har shabd mere dil ki gehrayi se aa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek engineer chala ja raha hai...

Submitted By : ajay sharma
Place : bhopal
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jun
19
2014
Bina bataye FB ki maintenence karne walon


Bina bataye FB ki maintenence karne walon
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Fb Users Maaf nahi karenge

Submitted By : Prashant Mankotia
Place : Solan
37 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Jun
18
2014
woh ishq toh karta hai par izhaar nahi karta


woh ishq toh karta hai par izhaar nahi karta..
woh ishq toh karta hai par izhaar nahi karta...
iss kadar khafa hai woh chahane wala ......
post toh karta hai par TAG nahi karta

Submitted By : Prashant Mankotia
Place : Solan
47 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Jun
16
2014

The most popular line on


The most popular line on
Facebook these days..
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Send me request dear, I am blocked. ....

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
11
2014

Teacher Aaj Pehli Baar


Teacher: "Aaj Pehli Baar
Tum Class Me Baat Kar Rahi Ho.
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Hamesha Tum Nazre Jhukake Meri Baate
Sunti Thi Kya Ho Gya Hai Tumhe.?
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Pinky:" Sir Ji Net Pack Khatm Ho Gya Hain.

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
17 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
4
2014

Girl Hey do i know you


Girl : Hey do i know you ?
Boy : Of course no !!!
Girl : Then why the hell did
you send me a request???????????
(le faadu answer)
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Boy : Well facebook suggests
me again and again to add you...
I dont want
to "HURT" Facebook..

Submitted By : vinay
Place : nagpur
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes