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Jan
9
2015

Cream ke advt mein face dikhaya


Cream ke advt mein face dikhaya.
Soap ke advt mein Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo ke advt mein Baal Dikhaye.
Par whisper ke advt main kuchh nahi dikhaya.
Jaago grahak jaago!

Submitted By : Mohit Savani
Place : Rajkot
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Dec
2
2014

chut bhi bahi h


chut bhi bahi h
gand bhi bahi h magar
pata nahi kyo lund me ab bo bt nahi h

mosam bhi bahi hai
sardi bhi bahi magar pata nahi kyo lund me ab bo bt nahi h

song

loda hame kis mod pe le ayaaaaaaaaaa a

koi ye btaye ab kya hogaaaaaaaaaaaaa a

loda hame kis mod pe le ayaaaaaaaaaaaa a

bttia bhuja do brna chut marni pad jayeeeegi

gand na dikho brna faadni pad jayegi

ooooo

loda hame kis mod pe le ayaaaaaaaaa a

koi ye btaye ab kya hogaaaaaaaaa

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
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Dec
2
2014

santa-yr banta ek bt pucho


santa-yr banta ek bt pucho

banta-puch yr

santa-yr log kahete h ki bo mutth letrin me jakar marte hai,kya ye bt sahi h

banta-jhooth bolte hai bhosdike

santa-accha fir kese marte h

banta-tu kese marta h

santa-yr sach bolu, tu fir chidega to nahi mujhse

banta-are bta na yr

santa-yr me to bed pe let kar marta hu

banta-accha or jb nikalta h fir kya karta h

santa-fir kya jitna bhi nikalta hai bo jhato me girta h fir me use hath se jhato me ragadta hu thodi der bad sab pahele jesa ho jata h

banta-bese sahi btao to me bhi yahi karta hu

santa-fir log ye kyo kahete h ki bo letrin me jakar marte h

banta-are yr ye kaam hi aisa h jo bilkul reality nahi btaya ja sakta

jadatar logo ka prosseger yahi hota h,or bhut se log to rajai od kar bhi marte h

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
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Dec
2
2014
santa-yr banta mujhe teri gand pasand h yr


santa-yr banta mujhe teri gand pasand h yr

banta-or mujhe teri

santa-chal yr to tu meri lele or me teri le lu

banta-chal to pahele tu de

santa-nahi pahele tu de

banta-nahi pahele tu

santa-accha chal toss kar lete h

banta-chal thik h

santa-yes me jit gaya

banta-chal to lele pahele tu meri,magar bd me de dio

santa-are le lio yr,chal ab jaldi khol

banta-ah ah ah ah ah

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
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Nov
13
2014
Maa Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Doctor Ke Pass Gayi


Maa Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli

Maa: ?Dr Saab, Kunwari Beti Ka Ab@rtion Karwana Hai.?

Doctor: ?Gunah Ke Kaam Kyun Karti Ho??

Maa: ?Doctor Sahab, Mene Ise Samjhaya Tha Gunah Se Behtar Hai Cxndom Use Kiya Karo?
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2 months ago
By: Kuwar Abhishek In: Non Veg SMS
Chudai Ke Baad Call girl Customer Se Boli: ?Tumari Bansuri To Bahut Hi Choti Hai?

Customer: ?Mujhe Thodi Pata Tha Ke, Stadium Mein Bajaani Padegi?
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2 months ago
By: Robin King In: Non Veg SMS
Pati Patni S*x Kar Rahe Thhe, Pati Ko Kaafi Josh Chada Hua Thha,

Patni: ?Zara Dheere Karo Kyu Rajhdhani Express Chala Rahe Ho?

Itne Mein Unka Beta Bed Se Nichhe Gir Gaya Aur Bola

?Jo Marji Chalao Par Passangers Ko To Niche Mat Girao?
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2 months ago
By: admin In: Non Veg SMS
Ek Pagal Nanga Bazar Mein Ghoom Raha Tha

Uska L*nd Bahut Bada Tha,

Ek Aurat Ne Dekha To Boli

Hamara Desh Tarakki Kaise Karega

Saare Kaam Ke Admi To Pagal Hai?..
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3 months ago
By: admin In: Non Veg SMS
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Submitted By : Gopal kumar
Place : allahabad uttar pradesh
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Nov
2
2014
Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat KarWah Wah


Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;Wah Wah!
Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;Ki Woh Khud Apni Kameez Utarkar Boli;Daba Le Kamine, Faltu Mein Natak Mat Kar!


Dil Todne Ki Saja Nahi Milti;Dilu Tutne Ki Wajah Nahi Milti;Maal To Bahut Fass Jaate Hain, Mere Dost;Bas Unhey Thokne Ki Jagah Nahi Milti!


Unki Gali Se Guzre, To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;Unki Gali Se Guzre, To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;Uski Maa Bahar Aa Kar Boli:Gaand Faad Dungi Bhosdi Ke, Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya!


Nipple Se Tapak Raha Hai Pasina;Nipple Se Tapak Raha Hai Pasina;Bhigi Hui Gaand Aur Lathpath Seena;Aab Tumhi Batao Ghalib;Itni Garmi Mein Koi Kaise Thoke Hasina!


Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se Jo Boob Daba Diye;Zaara Gaur Farmaiye!Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se Jo Boob Daba Diye;Bhen Ki Lodi Ne Laat Maar Ke Hamaare GOTE Suja Diye!


Lund Ki Aawaz Ko Damdar Kehte Hain;Fati Choot Ko Bekaar Kehte Hain;Sirf Chodne Ka Nam Mohabbat Nahi Hota;Kissi Ki Yaadon Mein Mutth Marne Ko Bhi Pyaar Kehte Hain!


Unki Aankhon Mein Ansu Aur Chehre Par Hasi Hai;Wah Wah! Wah Wah!
Unki Aankhon Mein Ansu Aur Chehre Par Hasi Hai;Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Unki Lulli Zip Mein Fasi Hai!


Chand Dekhkar Sitare Bane;Aasman Dekhkar Badal Bane;Nadi Dekhkar Kinare Bane;Aapke Karname Dekhkar NIRODH Ke Karkhane Bane!


Aaj Uska Dil Phir Dukha Diya Humne;Apne Pyaar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Humne;Dekar Lalach Usse Kulfi Ka;Andhere Me Apna Ustaad Chusa Diya Humne!

Woh Hamaari Kabar Pe Chal Diye Moot Ke;Chalo Isi Bahane Darshan Ho Gaye Choot Ke;Hairless Thi Unki Chikni Choot;Lekin Ab Kya Fayda Jab Hum Ban Gaye Bhoot!

Tufaano Mein Chhatri Nahi Kholi Jaati;Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jaati;'Viagra' Khana Shuru Kar, Mere Dost;Kyunki Zubaan Aur Ungli Se Aurat Nahi Chodi Jaati!

Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;Wah Wah!Pahle Sunn To Le Bhosdi Ke!Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;Lekin Sabne Teri Gaand Maari, Kya Mera Koi Haq Nahi Tha!


Submitted By : amit Tiwari
Place : hyderabad
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Oct
31
2014
vo aaye hamare kabar peaur chal diye moot ke


vo aaye hamare kabar pe,aur chal diye moot ke.
vo aaye hamare kabar pe,aur chal diye moot ke,
shukra hai khuda kaa,isi bahane
darshan toh ho gaye choot ke...

Submitted By : amit dubey
Place : mumbai
6 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
29
2014
Bikini is a dress where 90 of the woman body is


Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman body is exposed, but men are very decent cuz they dont look at that 90% instead they just look only at the covered 10%. :O

Submitted By : devesh
Place : deoghar
12 Likes
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Rating :   4 Votes