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Jun
27
2015

Dirty Dirty


Bangali patient: Shoab potla-potla totti aata hai. Khaane ko maan nahi hota hai..
DR- Yeh lo dawaai, mota-mota totti aayega, chaaku se kaat-kaat ke khaana...

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
13
2015

gaand mein dum hai to neche dekh


gaand mein dum hai to neche dekh











ab apni gaand se pencil uta ke dikha

Submitted By : prince
Place : delhi
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jun
4
2015

Adultt stuff


नारी नारी मत कर पगले,
नारी है दुःख का सार !
खुश भी हुई तो क्या देगी,
सिर्फ मल मूत्र का द्वार.

-संत मादरचोद-

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
20 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
1
2015
One Gujrati ben sees a pregnant Christian woman


One Gujrati ben sees a pregnant Christian woman
and
thinks her stomach has a swelling.

She asks: "Su Thayu, Pet Par Suzo Chadyo?"

Christian Female: "Sujo Nahi, D'Suzo Chadyo''

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


May
22
2015

ek ladka ka nam gyani hota h


ek ladka ka nam gyani hota h
gyani ka chodna ka man karta h
appni wifi ko
wife kahti mujha dard hota h
gyani khata agar terko dard ho to tu mera nam layio
wifi kahti thik h
jab vo aapni wife par chadta h to uski wife kahti h gya ni vo samajta h gya nahi vo aur badh data h phir dobara kahti h gya ni gyani kahta tera gya nahi mera rha nahi

Submitted By : yash
Place : sonipat
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
14
2015

Baba bhosdi bale ke duara-


Baba bhosdi bale ke duara-

Kabhi kabhi sochta hu ki aj ka insaan kitna alag sochta hai

Ek bar mene aise hi kuch logo se puch lia ki btao bhayio school se hame kis tarha ki help milti hai

Koi bola ki school se gyan milta hai

Koi bola acche sanskar milte hai

Koi bola safalta me help milti hai

Sabne isi tarha ke jabab die magar ek mahanubhab ka jabab sukar to hosh hi ud gaye


Mahanubhab bol rahe the ki

"School mujhe chudai me help karta hai"

Jab mahanubhab ne ye jabab dia to hamne(baba bhosdibale ne) ye logic lagaya ki ho sakta hai ki isne apne jamane me koi londia patai hogi ghar pr moka na ban paya hoga to school me kaam daal dia hoga

Fir bhi hamne us mahanubhab se puch hi lia ki school chudai me kese help kr sakta h

Is bar jab mahanubhab ne jabab dia to gand hi faat gayi baba bhosdi bale ki

Jabab tha











"Jab mere do bacche school chale jate hai to me apni patni ko jamkar chod pata hu "

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
22
2015
ek bar ek ladka or ladki apas me sex karte h


ek bar ek ladka or ladki apas me sex karte h

char panch bar ladka chut le leta h

uske baad ladki mana karne lagti h

tab ladka gana gate hue bolta h

"are abhi to loda garam hua h"

(tha same thing of "are abhi to party suru hui h)

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
10 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Mar
16
2015

Gand ka Galat Istimal


Bhagwan ne Gand di Hagne ke liye Tumne isika hi Danda bna liya......

Submitted By : Mohit khurcha
Place : saharanpur
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes