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May
22
2015

ek ladka ka nam gyani hota h


ek ladka ka nam gyani hota h
gyani ka chodna ka man karta h
appni wifi ko
wife kahti mujha dard hota h
gyani khata agar terko dard ho to tu mera nam layio
wifi kahti thik h
jab vo aapni wife par chadta h to uski wife kahti h gya ni vo samajta h gya nahi vo aur badh data h phir dobara kahti h gya ni gyani kahta tera gya nahi mera rha nahi

Submitted By : yash
Place : sonipat
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
14
2015

Baba bhosdi bale ke duara-


Baba bhosdi bale ke duara-

Kabhi kabhi sochta hu ki aj ka insaan kitna alag sochta hai

Ek bar mene aise hi kuch logo se puch lia ki btao bhayio school se hame kis tarha ki help milti hai

Koi bola ki school se gyan milta hai

Koi bola acche sanskar milte hai

Koi bola safalta me help milti hai

Sabne isi tarha ke jabab die magar ek mahanubhab ka jabab sukar to hosh hi ud gaye


Mahanubhab bol rahe the ki

"School mujhe chudai me help karta hai"

Jab mahanubhab ne ye jabab dia to hamne(baba bhosdibale ne) ye logic lagaya ki ho sakta hai ki isne apne jamane me koi londia patai hogi ghar pr moka na ban paya hoga to school me kaam daal dia hoga

Fir bhi hamne us mahanubhab se puch hi lia ki school chudai me kese help kr sakta h

Is bar jab mahanubhab ne jabab dia to gand hi faat gayi baba bhosdi bale ki

Jabab tha











"Jab mere do bacche school chale jate hai to me apni patni ko jamkar chod pata hu "

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
22
2015
ek bar ek ladka or ladki apas me sex karte h


ek bar ek ladka or ladki apas me sex karte h

char panch bar ladka chut le leta h

uske baad ladki mana karne lagti h

tab ladka gana gate hue bolta h

"are abhi to loda garam hua h"

(tha same thing of "are abhi to party suru hui h)

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Mar
16
2015

Gand ka Galat Istimal


Bhagwan ne Gand di Hagne ke liye Tumne isika hi Danda bna liya......

Submitted By : Mohit khurcha
Place : saharanpur
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
31
2015

Us ne kaha or dabaomaine dabaya


Us ne kaha or dabao....maine dabaya...
Us ne kaha or dabao....maine or dabaya...
Us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao.
...maine phir dabaya...
Us ne kaha pant bhi nikal do phir dabao.
...maine phir dabaya...
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Dekha ho gya na suit case band!

Submitted By : jay kathiriya
Place : surat
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
9
2015

Cream ke advt mein face dikhaya


Cream ke advt mein face dikhaya.
Soap ke advt mein Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo ke advt mein Baal Dikhaye.
Par whisper ke advt main kuchh nahi dikhaya.
Jaago grahak jaago!

Submitted By : Mohit Savani
Place : Rajkot
7 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
2
2014

chut bhi bahi h


chut bhi bahi h
gand bhi bahi h magar
pata nahi kyo lund me ab bo bt nahi h

mosam bhi bahi hai
sardi bhi bahi magar pata nahi kyo lund me ab bo bt nahi h

song

loda hame kis mod pe le ayaaaaaaaaaa a

koi ye btaye ab kya hogaaaaaaaaaaaaa a

loda hame kis mod pe le ayaaaaaaaaaaaa a

bttia bhuja do brna chut marni pad jayeeeegi

gand na dikho brna faadni pad jayegi

ooooo

loda hame kis mod pe le ayaaaaaaaaa a

koi ye btaye ab kya hogaaaaaaaaa

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
2
2014

santa-yr banta ek bt pucho


santa-yr banta ek bt pucho

banta-puch yr

santa-yr log kahete h ki bo mutth letrin me jakar marte hai,kya ye bt sahi h

banta-jhooth bolte hai bhosdike

santa-accha fir kese marte h

banta-tu kese marta h

santa-yr sach bolu, tu fir chidega to nahi mujhse

banta-are bta na yr

santa-yr me to bed pe let kar marta hu

banta-accha or jb nikalta h fir kya karta h

santa-fir kya jitna bhi nikalta hai bo jhato me girta h fir me use hath se jhato me ragadta hu thodi der bad sab pahele jesa ho jata h

banta-bese sahi btao to me bhi yahi karta hu

santa-fir log ye kyo kahete h ki bo letrin me jakar marte h

banta-are yr ye kaam hi aisa h jo bilkul reality nahi btaya ja sakta

jadatar logo ka prosseger yahi hota h,or bhut se log to rajai od kar bhi marte h

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
9 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes