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Feb
22
2015
ek bar ek ladka or ladki apas me sex karte h


ek bar ek ladka or ladki apas me sex karte h

char panch bar ladka chut le leta h

uske baad ladki mana karne lagti h

tab ladka gana gate hue bolta h

"are abhi to loda garam hua h"

(tha same thing of "are abhi to party suru hui h)

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
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Mar
16
2015

Gand ka Galat Istimal


Bhagwan ne Gand di Hagne ke liye Tumne isika hi Danda bna liya......

Submitted By : Mohit khurcha
Place : saharanpur
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Jan
31
2015

Us ne kaha or dabaomaine dabaya


Us ne kaha or dabao....maine dabaya...
Us ne kaha or dabao....maine or dabaya...
Us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao.
...maine phir dabaya...
Us ne kaha pant bhi nikal do phir dabao.
...maine phir dabaya...
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Dekha ho gya na suit case band!

Submitted By : jay kathiriya
Place : surat
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Jan
9
2015

Cream ke advt mein face dikhaya


Cream ke advt mein face dikhaya.
Soap ke advt mein Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo ke advt mein Baal Dikhaye.
Par whisper ke advt main kuchh nahi dikhaya.
Jaago grahak jaago!

Submitted By : Mohit Savani
Place : Rajkot
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Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
2
2014

chut bhi bahi h


chut bhi bahi h
gand bhi bahi h magar
pata nahi kyo lund me ab bo bt nahi h

mosam bhi bahi hai
sardi bhi bahi magar pata nahi kyo lund me ab bo bt nahi h

song

loda hame kis mod pe le ayaaaaaaaaaa a

koi ye btaye ab kya hogaaaaaaaaaaaaa a

loda hame kis mod pe le ayaaaaaaaaaaaa a

bttia bhuja do brna chut marni pad jayeeeegi

gand na dikho brna faadni pad jayegi

ooooo

loda hame kis mod pe le ayaaaaaaaaa a

koi ye btaye ab kya hogaaaaaaaaa

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
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Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
2
2014

santa-yr banta ek bt pucho


santa-yr banta ek bt pucho

banta-puch yr

santa-yr log kahete h ki bo mutth letrin me jakar marte hai,kya ye bt sahi h

banta-jhooth bolte hai bhosdike

santa-accha fir kese marte h

banta-tu kese marta h

santa-yr sach bolu, tu fir chidega to nahi mujhse

banta-are bta na yr

santa-yr me to bed pe let kar marta hu

banta-accha or jb nikalta h fir kya karta h

santa-fir kya jitna bhi nikalta hai bo jhato me girta h fir me use hath se jhato me ragadta hu thodi der bad sab pahele jesa ho jata h

banta-bese sahi btao to me bhi yahi karta hu

santa-fir log ye kyo kahete h ki bo letrin me jakar marte h

banta-are yr ye kaam hi aisa h jo bilkul reality nahi btaya ja sakta

jadatar logo ka prosseger yahi hota h,or bhut se log to rajai od kar bhi marte h

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
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Rating :   2 Votes


Dec
2
2014
santa-yr banta mujhe teri gand pasand h yr


santa-yr banta mujhe teri gand pasand h yr

banta-or mujhe teri

santa-chal yr to tu meri lele or me teri le lu

banta-chal to pahele tu de

santa-nahi pahele tu de

banta-nahi pahele tu

santa-accha chal toss kar lete h

banta-chal thik h

santa-yes me jit gaya

banta-chal to lele pahele tu meri,magar bd me de dio

santa-are le lio yr,chal ab jaldi khol

banta-ah ah ah ah ah

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
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Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
13
2014
Maa Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Doctor Ke Pass Gayi


Maa Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli

Maa: ?Dr Saab, Kunwari Beti Ka Ab@rtion Karwana Hai.?

Doctor: ?Gunah Ke Kaam Kyun Karti Ho??

Maa: ?Doctor Sahab, Mene Ise Samjhaya Tha Gunah Se Behtar Hai Cxndom Use Kiya Karo?
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2 months ago
By: Kuwar Abhishek In: Non Veg SMS
Chudai Ke Baad Call girl Customer Se Boli: ?Tumari Bansuri To Bahut Hi Choti Hai?

Customer: ?Mujhe Thodi Pata Tha Ke, Stadium Mein Bajaani Padegi?
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2 months ago
By: Robin King In: Non Veg SMS
Pati Patni S*x Kar Rahe Thhe, Pati Ko Kaafi Josh Chada Hua Thha,

Patni: ?Zara Dheere Karo Kyu Rajhdhani Express Chala Rahe Ho?

Itne Mein Unka Beta Bed Se Nichhe Gir Gaya Aur Bola

?Jo Marji Chalao Par Passangers Ko To Niche Mat Girao?
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2 months ago
By: admin In: Non Veg SMS
Ek Pagal Nanga Bazar Mein Ghoom Raha Tha

Uska L*nd Bahut Bada Tha,

Ek Aurat Ne Dekha To Boli

Hamara Desh Tarakki Kaise Karega

Saare Kaam Ke Admi To Pagal Hai?..
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3 months ago
By: admin In: Non Veg SMS
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Submitted By : Gopal kumar
Place : allahabad uttar pradesh
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