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Jun
22
2014
jab 90 saal ka budda sex kar rha ho to ise aap


jab 90 saal ka budda sex kar rha ho to ise aap kiya kahenge..
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chamtkar

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
15 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
22
2014

Pool Table is a cool table


Pool Table is a cool table
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It teaches us
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How to play with balls
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&
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Concentrate on many holes
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By
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Using only one stick!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
23 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jun
14
2014
Difference between good girls and bad girls


Difference between good girls and bad girls
Good girls open few buttons in hot atmosphere,
But bad girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
52 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


Jun
14
2014

Men Sure Have Double Standards


Men Sure Have Double Standards:

Hate Cats
But Love PUSSY

Hate Donkeys
But Love ASS

Eat Chicken
But Saves His COCK

Hate Dogs
But Enjoy Their Style!!

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
34 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Jun
14
2014

A Man Was Lost On An Island


A Man Was Lost On An Island.
He Cut A Tree And Decided To Make A Boat.
Suddenly..
He Saw A Girl And He Used The Tree For Making Bed.

Moral: A HOLE CAN CHANGE YOUR GOAL.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
43 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes


Jun
14
2014
Couple Agreed That Whenever They Want To Have


Couple Agreed That Whenever They Want To Have Sex They Will Say-
"Let's Make A Phone Call"

1 Day The Man Sent His Son To Tel Mom While She Was Busy In Kitchen.
Son: Mom, Dad Is Asking U To Cm So He Can Make A Phone Call.
Mom: Go Tel Im Out Of Coverage Area.
Dad: Go Tel Ur Mom That If She Cant Cm I Will Make D Cal Elsewhere.
Mom: Go Tel Ur Dad If He Does That I Will Open A Call Center Here.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
38 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Jun
14
2014

Why do girls look beautiful


Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
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boys have good IMAGINATION

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
31 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Jun
14
2014

Teacher Why did you laugh


Teacher: Why did you laugh?

Boy: I saw 1 strip of your bra.
Teacher: Get out of the class for 1 week.

2nd boy laughed.
Teacher: Why did u laugh.?
Boy: I saw both strips.
Teacher: Get out for 1 month.

She bent down to take chalk.
Little Jhony started walking out.
Teacher: Jhony, why r u going out?
Jhony: What I just saw, I think my school days r over :)

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
48 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes