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Jan
28
2015

Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab


Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab..
Tang aa kar madam ne deprtmnt ko
phon kiya aur kaha,
3 din se ladkiya mombati se kaam
chala rahi hai,
Aaj to Admi bhej do

Submitted By : parveen
Place : gurgaon
17 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jan
28
2015

Jinke paas hai


Jinke paas hai…
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai…
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
BOLO KYA?
Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH

Submitted By : parveen
Place : gurgaon
14 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jan
28
2015

Pushing pushing but not gusing


Pushing pushing but not gusing,
Pushing pushing bt not gusing,
When chusing then gusing.
Guess What?
U dirty mind,
im talking abt sui mein dhaga.

Submitted By : parveen
Place : gurgaon
15 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jan
13
2015
The best ever English to hindi dictionary By


The best ever English to hindi dictionary By DArshan ?

xcuse me= sun chutiye;

stupid= abe gandu;

get out= Nikal bhosdike;

I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye;

I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;

Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;

Would u like to have this= lega laudu;

Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;

He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;

I'm sorry = maa chuda;

Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;

I 4give u! = muh mei le le;

No = ghanta;

Too small= jhaant barabar;

Too big= gaandfaadu;

Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;

We rock= maa chod di;

And finally the best one:

Dost= laude......:D :D :D

Submitted By : Darshan Parikh
Place : M.p,India
17 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Dec
26
2014

If you have a problem with me


If you have a problem with me,
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please write it nicely on a piece of paper,

carefully fold it up,.
.
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and shove it up your a$$.

Submitted By : kagain boy
Place : siliguri
12 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Nov
14
2014
The science of staring at womens bbs and


The science of staring at women's b**bs and guessing their size is known as
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..
...
....
Stastis tits!

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Nov
13
2014
Ek Ladki Jo Bahut Tharki Thi Usne Apne Samne



Ek Ladki Jo Bahut Tharki Thi, Usne Apne Samne Wale Flat Mein Ek Chote Se Bache Ko Toffe Ka Lalach Deke Apne Pass Bulaya

Toffe Deke Usne Bache Ko Kaha: “Apni Luli Nikalo”

Bacha: “Ok”

Ladki: “Ye Kya Teri Luli To Pakdi Hi Nahi Jati”

Bacha Muskurate Hue: “Don Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai“:

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
13
2014

Daalne Lga main chikhne lagi wo



Daalne Lga main, chikhne lagi wo..

Hua dard itna k sehnaa saki wo..

Taqlif hui itni, Boli bahar nikalo.

Khuda ke waaste Dusra "kangan" dalo..

waise aapne jo samjha wo bhi thik tha.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes