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Jun
14
2014
Teacher Jab me padhati hu to tum sir par tel kyu


Teacher: Jab me padhati hu to tum sir par tel kyu laga lete ho?
Student: Raat ko mummy papa se keh rahi thi agar andar nahi ghus raha hai to
"TEL" laga lo

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
29 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Jun
6
2014
A girl bunked the lecture and was moving around


A girl bunked the lecture and was moving around
in college.
Professor asked her, "Yeh kya? Period mein
Ghoomna?"
Girl: Yahi Soch to Badalni hai..!!

Submitted By : Ravi Shankar Saini
Place : Jaipur
21 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   53 Votes


May
2
2014
Ek train me Katrina without ticket travel kar


Ek train me Katrina without ticket travel kar rahi
thi..
Usne saree pehni thi.. T.C. Ne usse 100 rs fine
liye..
Aishwarya ne jeans pehni thi, usse 75 rs fine
liye..
Karina ne skirt pehni thi, usse 50 rs fine liye..
Par Sunny Leone se kuchh nai liya..
Why.. ??
Q ki?
Uske pas ticket tha?? Kaminoo
Soch badlo desh badlega?

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
101 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   269 Votes


Apr
26
2014

I Told her-


I Told her-
If U luv me, kal red pahan k aana.

Wo black pehan k aayi.
Mujhe bura laga.

Jab wo coffee uthaane jhuki
toh maine jaana, wo andar se pyar karti hai.????

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
51 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   145 Votes


Apr
19
2014

Newly Married woman returns from


Newly Married woman returns from
Honeymoon
Her friends:-"kahan -kahan ghum aai?"
She:-"Delhi, Agra, Jammu and Manali."
Her friends:-"Hmm kya kya dekha?"
She:-"bajaj, orpat, anchor, orient PSPO
ke
ceiling fans"

Submitted By : mohit sharma
Place : Gurgaon
29 Likes
55 Dislikes
Rating :   114 Votes


Apr
16
2014

Wife raat ko bed pe sokar boli


Wife raat ko bed pe sokar boli,
Aeji aaj kuch aisa karo ki
pasina aa jaye.

santa utha
aur















Fan band karke so gaya ?

I NEVER SEND DIRTY JOKES !!! ??

Submitted By : Anonymous
Place : India
69 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   109 Votes


Apr
6
2014

Forget humans


Forget humans
.
.
.
.
Even when two batteries are in 69 position
.
.
.
.
They generate current!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
58 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   158 Votes


Apr
4
2014

English Na Aane Ka Nuksaan


~English Na Aane Ka Nuksaan~

Boyfriend: Darling, r u free tonight ?

Girlfriend: Haramkhor
.
.
.
Free ke Bacche
.
.
.
Aaj se Pehle
.
.
.
Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse ?

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
80 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   140 Votes