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Jul
12
2014
Sometimes opportunity knocks at the door


Sometimes opportunity knocks at the door
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Other times
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Knock on the door
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Spoils an opportunity

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
26 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Jun
30
2014

Santa Kaam wali shanti ko bulao


Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao!
Wife: Kyu?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai ki,
raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana!

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
32 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes


Jun
30
2014

If boys vomit then parents says


If boys vomit then parents says
kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says
kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits
boys are always kaminey...

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
30 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Jun
30
2014
When Michael Jackson died all day his songs were


When Michael Jackson died, all day his songs were shown on tv...

When Paul Walker died, all day his films were shown on the tv...

Waiting when Sunny
Leone will die ????

Submitted By : riahabh
Place : delhi
20 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jun
30
2014
The most difficult golf course in the world is


The most difficult golf course in the world is
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?Women Hole?
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Any style U play
As many shots U try
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As much perfection U have
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U can never get your balls in

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
24 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Jun
30
2014

Smile is the 2nd best thing


Smile is the 2nd best thing
You do with ur lips.
Of course
You know the first one
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It?s keeping ur mouth shut.
But
I like the way You think

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
24 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Jun
22
2014
jab 90 saal ka budda sex kar rha ho to ise aap


jab 90 saal ka budda sex kar rha ho to ise aap kiya kahenge..
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chamtkar

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
16 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
22
2014

Pool Table is a cool table


Pool Table is a cool table
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It teaches us
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How to play with balls
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Concentrate on many holes
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By
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Using only one stick!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
30 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes