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Apr
19
2014

Newly Married woman returns from


Newly Married woman returns from
Honeymoon
Her friends:-"kahan -kahan ghum aai?"
She:-"Delhi, Agra, Jammu and Manali."
Her friends:-"Hmm kya kya dekha?"
She:-"bajaj, orpat, anchor, orient PSPO
ke
ceiling fans"

Submitted By : mohit sharma
Place : Gurgaon
26 Likes
54 Dislikes
Rating :   114 Votes


Apr
16
2014

Wife raat ko bed pe sokar boli


Wife raat ko bed pe sokar boli,
Aeji aaj kuch aisa karo ki
pasina aa jaye.

santa utha
aur















Fan band karke so gaya ?

I NEVER SEND DIRTY JOKES !!! ??

Submitted By : Anonymous
Place : India
65 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   109 Votes


Apr
6
2014

Forget humans


Forget humans
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Even when two batteries are in 69 position
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They generate current!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
55 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   150 Votes


Apr
4
2014

English Na Aane Ka Nuksaan


~English Na Aane Ka Nuksaan~

Boyfriend: Darling, r u free tonight ?

Girlfriend: Haramkhor
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Free ke Bacche
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Aaj se Pehle
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Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse ?

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
73 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   137 Votes


Feb
16
2014

In Bangalore mirror page


In Bangalore mirror page....
Girl: I'm 19 & I'm pregnent how do I tell my parents?
Amazing reply: if you can open your legs then why not your mouth....

Submitted By : chetansingh
Place : mysore
105 Likes
49 Dislikes
Rating :   245 Votes


Jan
28
2014

mujhe rang de-mujhe rang de


mujhe rang de-mujhe rang de
mujhe rang de rang de mujhe rang de - 2

ye gaana gane par ladki ki maa ne usse
patak-2 ke maara,
Kyo?
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ladki totlee thi.

Submitted By : nand kishor
Place : Kanpur
86 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   328 Votes


Dec
21
2013
What Will Be Name Of The Chinese Girl Who Has



What Will Be Name Of The Chinese Girl Who Has
Lost Her Virginity? Guess..?..? Any Idea..? It's
Simple. Chu Dee Hui

Submitted By : ONLY4U
Place : Nashik
102 Likes
51 Dislikes
Rating :   305 Votes


Dec
12
2013
College girl at fee counter sir pehle meri lelo


College girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo
SIR: Thora ruko aram se longa
Girl: Jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere periodstart ho jain gay

Submitted By : sunil joshi
Place : pithoragarh
146 Likes
63 Dislikes
Rating :   351 Votes