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Apr
26
2014

I Told her-


I Told her-
If U luv me, kal red pahan k aana.

Wo black pehan k aayi.
Mujhe bura laga.

Jab wo coffee uthaane jhuki
toh maine jaana, wo andar se pyar karti hai.????

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
51 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   145 Votes


Apr
19
2014

Newly Married woman returns from


Newly Married woman returns from
Honeymoon
Her friends:-"kahan -kahan ghum aai?"
She:-"Delhi, Agra, Jammu and Manali."
Her friends:-"Hmm kya kya dekha?"
She:-"bajaj, orpat, anchor, orient PSPO
ke
ceiling fans"

Submitted By : mohit sharma
Place : Gurgaon
27 Likes
55 Dislikes
Rating :   114 Votes


Apr
16
2014

Wife raat ko bed pe sokar boli


Wife raat ko bed pe sokar boli,
Aeji aaj kuch aisa karo ki
pasina aa jaye.

santa utha
aur















Fan band karke so gaya ?

I NEVER SEND DIRTY JOKES !!! ??

Submitted By : Anonymous
Place : India
68 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   109 Votes


Apr
6
2014

Forget humans


Forget humans
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Even when two batteries are in 69 position
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They generate current!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
56 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   157 Votes


Apr
4
2014

English Na Aane Ka Nuksaan


~English Na Aane Ka Nuksaan~

Boyfriend: Darling, r u free tonight ?

Girlfriend: Haramkhor
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Free ke Bacche
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Aaj se Pehle
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Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse ?

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
76 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   139 Votes


Feb
16
2014

In Bangalore mirror page


In Bangalore mirror page....
Girl: I'm 19 & I'm pregnent how do I tell my parents?
Amazing reply: if you can open your legs then why not your mouth....

Submitted By : chetansingh
Place : mysore
105 Likes
49 Dislikes
Rating :   247 Votes


Jan
28
2014

mujhe rang de-mujhe rang de


mujhe rang de-mujhe rang de
mujhe rang de rang de mujhe rang de - 2

ye gaana gane par ladki ki maa ne usse
patak-2 ke maara,
Kyo?
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ladki totlee thi.

Submitted By : nand kishor
Place : Kanpur
87 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   329 Votes


Dec
21
2013
What Will Be Name Of The Chinese Girl Who Has



What Will Be Name Of The Chinese Girl Who Has
Lost Her Virginity? Guess..?..? Any Idea..? It's
Simple. Chu Dee Hui

Submitted By : ONLY4U
Place : Nashik
104 Likes
51 Dislikes
Rating :   306 Votes