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Oct
22
2013

BHOSADIKE


"BHOSADIKE"

It may surprise you to know that the origin of the phrase "Bhosadike" is, in fact, an ancient Sanskrit greeting, "Bho sad ike?" meaning, "Sir, are you well?"

'Bho' is a term used for respectful greeting, similar to 'Aho!'.
Brahmins will know it since it is also used in the abhivadaye.

'Sad' is a prefix used for 'good things', as in sadguru, sadiccha etc.

'Ika' is a atmanepadi verb meaning 'to be'.

Other forms of this are:
- 'Ike ikaavahe ikaamahe'
- 'Ikase ikethe ikadhve'
- 'Ikate ikete ikante'

Hence "Bhosadike" was a popular form of greeting in ancient India, before the Mughals invaded India and prohibited it for some reason.

However some steadfast Indians continued to use this greeting. Therefore, to assassinate this greeting morally, the Mughals gave it profane and vulgar connotations, which unfortunately prevail even to this day.

It is time we revived our ancient Indian traditions heeding to the call of the purists to go back to our ancient way of life.

So say "BHOSADIKE" to all the people you meet and explain to them its true, pure meaning. This is the reason why I call people by this name.

Submitted By : nirav
Place : ahmedabad
26 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes


Oct
22
2013

Kuch log thodi der karte hain


Kuch log thodi der karte hain?.
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai?.
unka?
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Mobile Charge?!

Submitted By : sunny
Place : budaun u.p.
39 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes


Oct
17
2013

All girls are beautiful



All girls are beautiful,
After the lights are switched off!
- Shakespeare.
All boys are innocent,
Before the lights are off!
- Shakespeare's wife.

Submitted By : Thejas
Place : Banglore
39 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   74 Votes


Oct
16
2013
MARD aur AURAT Ka Rishta B SALA Ajeeb H


MARD aur AURAT Ka Rishta B SALA Ajeeb H.

Dur Raho To JUDAI.
Aur
paas raho to
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To Ladai
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Haa bhai!
Wo b hota hai jo tu soch raha hai....

Submitted By : k
Place : mumbai
25 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes


Oct
15
2013
Shaadi Me Photographer Banne Ka Aur Hi Maza hai


Shaadi Me Photographer Banne Ka Aur Hi Maza hai..!

Ladkiya:

- Meri Lo Na.

- Meri Akele Ki Lo.

- Ye Meri Frnd H Hum Dono Ki Saath Me Lo.

- Khare Khare Lena.

- Meri Aage Se Bhi Lo Aur Side Se Bhi Lo.

- Tum Ne Toh Meri Li Hi Nahi

- Tum Toh Bus Usi Ki Le Rahe Ho.

- Pehle Meri Lo phir Uski Lena.,,, :P(.....)

Submitted By : Vishal Agarwal
Place : New delhi
62 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   92 Votes


Oct
14
2013

Sperm


Ek baar saare deshon ke presidents main comptition hota hai.

jisme yeh dekha jata hai ki kiska sperm jada nikalta hai.
sabka 1,2 kilo nikalta hai
BUT
Obama ka sirf ek boondh hi nikalta hai
Sab puchte hain ki aisa kyun.
Obama says
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Sale white house kya tere baap ne paint kiya hai

Submitted By : Aditya Saxena
Place : lucknow
24 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes


Oct
8
2013

SALARY aur PERIOD


SALARY aur PERIOD
Ek jaise hote hain..

30 din me 1 baar aati hai
Aur
4-5 din me khatm ho jati hai..

Late aaye to tension
Aur
Agar na aaye to Samjho
WATT lag gayi....

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
64 Likes
37 Dislikes
Rating :   89 Votes


Oct
2
2013

MU or GU me kya relation he


'MU' or 'GU' me kya relation he?

Dirty mind.

Russia me MU ko "Life"

or Africa me GU ko "Khushi"

kehte he.

Hum Dua karte he ki Aapke

'MU' me Hamesha 'GU' rahe??gm..

Submitted By : Nihal Ansari
Place : Pratapgarh
46 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   69 Votes