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May
8
2013
SIR - CYCLE OR LADKI MAIN KYA DIFFRENCE HAI


SIR - CYCLE OR LADKI MAIN KYA DIFFRENCE HAI

STUDENT- SIR CYCLE PAR GAAND TIKA KAR TAANG HILANI PADTI HAIN AUR LADKI PAR TAANG TIKA KAR GAAND HILANI PADTI HAI.

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
10 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


May
8
2013
1 BACHCHE ki GAND me KANCHE ki GOLi FAS gayi


1 BACHCHE ki GAND me KANCHE ki GOLi FAS gayi.

DR.SANTA dekh kr boLa: maine aaj tk kafi GANDE dkhi h,

par ye pehle GAAND hai jo mujhe dekh rahi hai..

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


May
7
2013
Hakla Customer Amul Macho Underwear Lene Gaya


Hakla Customer Amul Macho Underwear Lene Gaya.


Dukandar asked - Kya Doon?


Customer - A..A.. Amul ki MA...

MAA... MAA CHO Do...!

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
21 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


May
7
2013

MAUN-VRAT ke din


MAUN-VRAT ke din
Wife ne Boobs hilake dikhaya
Husbd ne apna bahar nikal k dikhaya

Wife guse me-Mera matlb hai dudwala kab ayega

Hsbd:mera mtlab hai 1 Ghante me Ayega....

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
19 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


May
7
2013

Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Unse Puchha


Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Unse Puchha
Bhakt: ?Baba Ji, Ye Love Marrigae Ka Kya Fayda Hai??
Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bhakt Ko Ankh Marte Hue Bole
Baba Ji: ?Bacha Simple, Suhag Raat Wale Din Sharmane Mein Time Waste Nahi Hota?

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
4 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


May
7
2013
Ek Ladki Ne Apne Swimming Sikhane Wale Se Puchha


Ek Ladki Ne Apne Swimming Sikhane Wale Se Puchha.
Girl: ?Tum Mujhe Swimming Sikhate Waqt Mere Niche Ungli Kyo Dalte Ho??
Instructor: ?Wo Isliye Ki Agar Hole Mein Pani Chala Gaya To Tum Doob Jaogi?

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
5 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


May
7
2013

Ek Ladke Pe Ladki Ne Susu Kar Diya


Ek Ladke Pe Ladki Ne Susu Kar Diya
Ladka Shayar Ke Andaaz Mein Bola: ?Aye Chanchal Shok Haseena Ye Kaisi Nadani Hai?

Ladki: ?Arey Aap Jise Dekhne Ko Taraste Hai, Ye Usi Jheel Ka To Paani Hai"

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
7 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


May
7
2013

Kashti Toofan Mein Se Nikal Sakti Hain


Kashti Toofan Mein Se Nikal Sakti Hain,
Teri Kismat Kabhi Bhi Badal Sakti Hai,
Thand Rakh Mere Yaar, Channel Na Badal,
Sania Mirza Kisi Bhi Waqt Jhukk Sakti Hai..

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
6 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes