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Jun
14
2014
Couple Agreed That Whenever They Want To Have


Couple Agreed That Whenever They Want To Have Sex They Will Say-
"Let's Make A Phone Call"

1 Day The Man Sent His Son To Tel Mom While She Was Busy In Kitchen.
Son: Mom, Dad Is Asking U To Cm So He Can Make A Phone Call.
Mom: Go Tel Im Out Of Coverage Area.
Dad: Go Tel Ur Mom That If She Cant Cm I Will Make D Cal Elsewhere.
Mom: Go Tel Ur Dad If He Does That I Will Open A Call Center Here.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
37 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   28 Votes


Jun
14
2014

Why do girls look beautiful


Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
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.
.
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boys have good IMAGINATION

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
30 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Jun
14
2014

Teacher Why did you laugh


Teacher: Why did you laugh?

Boy: I saw 1 strip of your bra.
Teacher: Get out of the class for 1 week.

2nd boy laughed.
Teacher: Why did u laugh.?
Boy: I saw both strips.
Teacher: Get out for 1 month.

She bent down to take chalk.
Little Jhony started walking out.
Teacher: Jhony, why r u going out?
Jhony: What I just saw, I think my school days r over :)

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
46 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


Jun
14
2014

Santa apni Biwi se-


Santa apni Biwi se-
Aaj tumhari choti behan ko apne ghar me dekh ke bahut khushi ho rahi hai..

Biwi- Hanji, Aapki khushi pajame me se dikh rahi hai :D

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
26 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   28 Votes


Jun
14
2014

Ladki


Ladki
aadmi k
pass
gai
Aadmi
ne
dekha

pakda
pichhe se khola
our dal diya...
ladki
bahut
khush
thi,
pehli
baar
dalwa
rahi
thi
na

.

.

MOBILE me Sim card

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
34 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   48 Votes


Jun
14
2014
Ek khubsurat ladki jab sare kapde utar leti hai


Ek khubsurat ladki jab sare kapde utar leti hai to kya hota hai?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

Rassi khali ho jati hai.
aur wo kpde lekar andar chali jati hai.
Hamesha gandi soch!!

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
31 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Jun
14
2014
Santa ne underwear dho k padosan ki salwar k


Santa ne underwear dho k padosan ki salwar k pass sukhne dal di
Aur aawaz di-
Bhabhi jab tum salwar utaro mujhe awaz de dena.
Main bhi underwear utaar lunga.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
29 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Jun
14
2014
Teacher Jab me padhati hu to tum sir par tel kyu


Teacher: Jab me padhati hu to tum sir par tel kyu laga lete ho?
Student: Raat ko mummy papa se keh rahi thi agar andar nahi ghus raha hai to
"TEL" laga lo

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
34 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes