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Aug
7
2014

Bangkok special


Bangkok special..

1 baar 1 aadmi BANGKOK ja raha tha..
Uski wife ne.. naa chaahte huye bhi usse
jaane ki permission de di.

Jis din wo ghar se nikal raha tha..
jaate jaate usko wife ne bulaaya aur 12
condoms ka packet dekar boli..
Isse rakh lo mann ho gaya to.

Aadmi khush ho jata hai aur sochta hai..
?waah kya biwi mili hai..?

Achaanak uski wife awaaz de kar usko fir
bulati hai aur kehti hai:
?Ruko, usme se 2 mujhe de do.. kahi mera mann ho gaya to..?

BC Trip Cancelled..??

Submitted By : salman
Place : delhi
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Jul
14
2014
Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho


Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To

Chain kholo

haath andar dalo,

aur
bag se book nikal kar padho ....

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
13 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


Jul
14
2014

Wo kya he jo TV mute karke Dekho to


Wo kya he jo TV mute karke Dekho to
Bhi maza aata hai
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"Tom & Jerry" show . . . . .
. Waise aap jo soch rahe the wo bhi mast hai

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
12
2014
Sometimes opportunity knocks at the door


Sometimes opportunity knocks at the door
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Other times
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Knock on the door
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Spoils an opportunity

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
15 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Jun
30
2014

Santa Kaam wali shanti ko bulao


Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao!
Wife: Kyu?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai ki,
raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana!

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
16 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jun
30
2014

If boys vomit then parents says


If boys vomit then parents says
kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says
kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits
boys are always kaminey...

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jun
30
2014
When Michael Jackson died all day his songs were


When Michael Jackson died, all day his songs were shown on tv...

When Paul Walker died, all day his films were shown on the tv...

Waiting when Sunny
Leone will die ????

Submitted By : riahabh
Place : delhi
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
30
2014
The most difficult golf course in the world is


The most difficult golf course in the world is
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?Women Hole?
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Any style U play
As many shots U try
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As much perfection U have
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U can never get your balls in

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
15 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes