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Jul
31
2016

Dad apne bete pappu ka result


Dad apne bete pappu ka result
lene school gaye.
Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der
se mera Pappu KHADA hai.
Madam: Period toh khatam hone
do :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
28
2016

You cant beat this-


You can't beat this-!
Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ???
Santa:Obviosly Moon..
Teacher: How
Santa: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na ! :-D :-D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Jul
28
2016

Teacher Asked Santa


Teacher Asked Santa :
Agr ped par 5 birds bethi ho,
aurtum 1 ko goli maar do to
kitni bach gyi?
Santa : Koi nahi, sab ud
jayengi.
Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachengi,
lekin tumhari soch mujhe
pasand aai.
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.
.
Santa : Madam mera bhi 1
sawal Hai.
3 ladies ice cream kha rahi
Hain.
1 chaat kar,
1 kat kar
aur
1 choos kar
batao konsi shadi shuda Hai?
Teacher sharmate hue:Jo
choos rahi Hai.
Santa : Nhi,jis k gale me
mangalsutra hai,
.
.
.
lekin
apki soch mujhe pasand
Aai.. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
14 Likes
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Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Ex girlfriend hi how r u doing these days


Ex girlfriend : hi how r u doing these days?
Boy : by hand
Blocked

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
18 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Shaadi Me Photographer Banne Ka Aur Hi Maza hai


Shaadi Me Photographer Banne Ka Aur Hi Maza hai..!
Ladkiya:
- Meri Lo Na.
- Meri Akele Ki Lo.
- Ye Meri Frnd H Hum Dono Ki Saath Me Lo.
- Khare Khare Lena.
- Meri Aage Se Bhi Lo Aur Side Se Bhi Lo.
- Tum Ne Toh Meri Li Hi Nahi
- Tum Toh Bus Usi Ki Le Rahe Ho.
- Pehle Meri Lo phir Uski Lena., :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Teacher - Chawanprash khaane se din bhar chusti


Teacher - 'Chawanprash khaane se din bhar chusti rehti hai.'
Student - Kaun?? :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Ramesh Interview kaisa hua


Ramesh: Interview kaisa hua?
Suresh: Thik hua yaar, par aakhir mein woh angrezi me kuchh bola...
"Show me your testimonials."
Ramesh: Toh Phir?
Suresh : Mujhe lagta hai ki main galat cheez dikha ke aaya hoon :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Jul
27
2016

santa School male hai ki


santa : School male hai ki
female....?
banta : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta
bhi hota hai aur periods bhi ....
BC very confusing ...!! :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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