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Jul
9
2015
Aisi Konsi Jagha hai Jaha Mard or Auraat dono k


" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai Jaha Mard or Auraat dono k baal "CRUELY" Hotye hain "


Kiya ??

Socho ??

Ek chance or lo ?

You dirty mind ...


ans: AFRICA

Submitted By : Maher Sadaqat
Place : dao kay
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jun
13
2015
The weather is behaving like some Indian Women


The weather is behaving like some Indian Women.
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Hot
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But refusing to get Wet!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
20 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Jan
30
2015

i like a adult tamil sms need k


i like a adult tamil sms need k

Submitted By : sathish
Place : trichy
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
23
2015

Beta Kya Kaam Karte Ho


Beta Kya Kaam Karte Ho?

"Ji Samaj Seva Karta Hoon."

Matlab?

"Gire Huve Ko Uthata Hoon,
Bichade Huye Ko Milata Hoon"

Woh Kaise?

"Br@ Banata Hoon."

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
19 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jan
31
2015

Most boys dnt like touch screen mobile


Most boys dnt like touch screen mobile
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u know why??
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jinhe dabane ki aadat ho.
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unhe bas touch karne mein kaha maza aataa h...

Submitted By : jay kathiriya
Place : surat
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jan
28
2015

Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab


Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab..
Tang aa kar madam ne deprtmnt ko
phon kiya aur kaha,
3 din se ladkiya mombati se kaam
chala rahi hai,
Aaj to Admi bhej do

Submitted By : parveen
Place : gurgaon
16 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jan
28
2015

Jinke paas hai


Jinke paas hai…
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai…
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
BOLO KYA?
Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH

Submitted By : parveen
Place : gurgaon
13 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jan
28
2015

Pushing pushing but not gusing


Pushing pushing but not gusing,
Pushing pushing bt not gusing,
When chusing then gusing.
Guess What?
U dirty mind,
im talking abt sui mein dhaga.

Submitted By : parveen
Place : gurgaon
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes