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Apr
16
2014

Wife raat ko bed pe sokar boli


Wife raat ko bed pe sokar boli,
Aeji aaj kuch aisa karo ki
pasina aa jaye.

santa utha
aur















Fan band karke so gaya ?

I NEVER SEND DIRTY JOKES !!! ??

Submitted By : Anonymous
Place : India
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Apr
6
2014

Forget humans


Forget humans
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Even when two batteries are in 69 position
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They generate current!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
22 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Apr
4
2014

English Na Aane Ka Nuksaan


~English Na Aane Ka Nuksaan~

Boyfriend: Darling, r u free tonight ?

Girlfriend: Haramkhor
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Free ke Bacche
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Aaj se Pehle
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Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse ?

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
24 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   50 Votes


Feb
16
2014

In Bangalore mirror page


In Bangalore mirror page....
Girl: I'm 19 & I'm pregnent how do I tell my parents?
Amazing reply: if you can open your legs then why not your mouth....

Submitted By : chetansingh
Place : mysore
74 Likes
38 Dislikes
Rating :   185 Votes


Jan
28
2014

mujhe rang de-mujhe rang de


mujhe rang de-mujhe rang de
mujhe rang de rang de mujhe rang de - 2

ye gaana gane par ladki ki maa ne usse
patak-2 ke maara,
Kyo?
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ladki totlee thi.

Submitted By : nand kishor
Place : Kanpur
56 Likes
27 Dislikes
Rating :   214 Votes


Dec
21
2013
What Will Be Name Of The Chinese Girl Who Has



What Will Be Name Of The Chinese Girl Who Has
Lost Her Virginity? Guess..?..? Any Idea..? It's
Simple. Chu Dee Hui

Submitted By : ONLY4U
Place : Nashik
83 Likes
46 Dislikes
Rating :   282 Votes


Dec
12
2013
College girl at fee counter sir pehle meri lelo


College girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo
SIR: Thora ruko aram se longa
Girl: Jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere periodstart ho jain gay

Submitted By : sunil joshi
Place : pithoragarh
124 Likes
52 Dislikes
Rating :   326 Votes


Dec
12
2013

When I Was a KID


When I Was a KID ~

PUSSY Meant a CAT

SEX Meant GENDER

BITCH Was a FEMALE DOG

DICK Was a NAME of a cartoon film,

BANG Was a SOUND

RUBBER Was Nothin But an ERASER

ASS Was An ANIMAL

SCREW was Just a Fixing TOOL

HEAD Meant a Part of BODY

BALLS Meant a Round TOY,or FOOTBALL

NUTS Meant DRYFRUITS

& then .

When I met you all, my friends, .

meri poore Education ki maa behen ho gayi ..

Submitted By : Imran Chhipa
Place : Ahmedabad
76 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   181 Votes