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Dec
26
2014

If you have a problem with me


If you have a problem with me,
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please write it nicely on a piece of paper,

carefully fold it up,.
.
.
and shove it up your a$$.

Submitted By : kagain boy
Place : siliguri
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
14
2014
The science of staring at womens bbs and


The science of staring at women's b**bs and guessing their size is known as
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..
...
....
Stastis tits!

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
13
2014
Ek Ladki Jo Bahut Tharki Thi Usne Apne Samne



Ek Ladki Jo Bahut Tharki Thi, Usne Apne Samne Wale Flat Mein Ek Chote Se Bache Ko Toffe Ka Lalach Deke Apne Pass Bulaya

Toffe Deke Usne Bache Ko Kaha: “Apni Luli Nikalo”

Bacha: “Ok”

Ladki: “Ye Kya Teri Luli To Pakdi Hi Nahi Jati”

Bacha Muskurate Hue: “Don Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai“:

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
13
2014

Daalne Lga main chikhne lagi wo



Daalne Lga main, chikhne lagi wo..

Hua dard itna k sehnaa saki wo..

Taqlif hui itni, Boli bahar nikalo.

Khuda ke waaste Dusra "kangan" dalo..

waise aapne jo samjha wo bhi thik tha.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
13
2014
If a girl has 1000 likes and 500 comments on a


If a girl has 1000 likes and 500 comments on a picture, what's missing?
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Obviously, her clothes!

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Nov
13
2014
Smile is the 2nd best thing You do with ur lips


Smile is the 2nd best thing You do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one…
It’s keeping ur mouth shut.
But I like the way You think!

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
29
2014
EXAM Aur SX ke baad ladkiyaan kaisa mehsoos


EXAM Aur S*X ke baad ladkiyaan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!

1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kaash thoda TIME aur mil jaata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya. ;)

Submitted By : devesh
Place : deoghar
12 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Sep
21
2014

Old Couple went to Dubai


Old Couple went to Dubai...

Man Got into romantic Mood & said

"Dear pehle room pe chale ya Burj Khalifa pe ?

Wife:"ROOM hi chalo ,

Burj Khalifa to kal bhi KHADA Rahega"


Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
18 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes