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Jun
13
2015
The weather is behaving like some Indian Women


The weather is behaving like some Indian Women.
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Hot
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But refusing to get Wet!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jan
30
2015

i like a adult tamil sms need k


i like a adult tamil sms need k

Submitted By : sathish
Place : trichy
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
23
2015

Beta Kya Kaam Karte Ho


Beta Kya Kaam Karte Ho?

"Ji Samaj Seva Karta Hoon."

Matlab?

"Gire Huve Ko Uthata Hoon,
Bichade Huye Ko Milata Hoon"

Woh Kaise?

"Br@ Banata Hoon."

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
17 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
31
2015

Most boys dnt like touch screen mobile


Most boys dnt like touch screen mobile
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u know why??
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jinhe dabane ki aadat ho.
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unhe bas touch karne mein kaha maza aataa h...

Submitted By : jay kathiriya
Place : surat
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
28
2015

Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab


Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab..
Tang aa kar madam ne deprtmnt ko
phon kiya aur kaha,
3 din se ladkiya mombati se kaam
chala rahi hai,
Aaj to Admi bhej do

Submitted By : parveen
Place : gurgaon
15 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jan
28
2015

Jinke paas hai


Jinke paas hai…
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai…
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
BOLO KYA?
Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH

Submitted By : parveen
Place : gurgaon
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jan
28
2015

Pushing pushing but not gusing


Pushing pushing but not gusing,
Pushing pushing bt not gusing,
When chusing then gusing.
Guess What?
U dirty mind,
im talking abt sui mein dhaga.

Submitted By : parveen
Place : gurgaon
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
13
2015
The best ever English to hindi dictionary By


The best ever English to hindi dictionary By DArshan ?

xcuse me= sun chutiye;

stupid= abe gandu;

get out= Nikal bhosdike;

I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye;

I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;

Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;

Would u like to have this= lega laudu;

Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;

He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;

I'm sorry = maa chuda;

Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;

I 4give u! = muh mei le le;

No = ghanta;

Too small= jhaant barabar;

Too big= gaandfaadu;

Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;

We rock= maa chod di;

And finally the best one:

Dost= laude......:D :D :D

Submitted By : Darshan Parikh
Place : M.p,India
13 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes