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May
22
2013 SGGroup
S.G.Group,
Income Tax Officer Hans Raha
Tha...
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Clerk : Kya Hua ???
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Officer : Sunny Leon Ki File Hai...
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Clerk : To ???
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Officer : Kapde Pahenti Nahi Hai
Aur
Laundry
Bill 11 Lacs Bataya Hai...
Submitted By : S.G.Group,3
Place : Baramati
5 Likes 
1 Dislikes
Rating :
6 Votes
May
5
2013 Jab b dost achi baat kahenge GAALI zarun denge:
1. Beautiful girl ? Oye ma ki lodi kya maal hai.
2. Cricket mein ? Iski maa ka choda mara kya chakka mara hai.
3. Dost aaye to ? Aa gaya chutiyaa.
4. Ladki na pate to ? Bhen ki lodi r#ndi hai.
5. Exam pass hone par ? Bhosdi k tu tu pass ho gaya.
6. Ghar jana ho to ? Ghar jana hai nai to Baap G#nd maar dega.
7. Koi sidha sadha aadmi dikhe to ? Chodu hai l#da
8. Ye SMS padhne k baad ? bhench#d kya message bheja hai
Submitted By : ankush
Place : kanpur
10 Likes 5 Dislikes
Rating :
12 Votes
May
2
2013 3 Randi
3 Randi
1 Meri Yoni Itni Hot H K Press Karlo
2 Meri Itni Hot H K Chay Bana Lo
3 Meri Itni Hot H K
Meri Gaand Me Dalo Bhutta Aur
Aage Se Popkorn Nikalo....
Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
6 Likes 3 Dislikes
Rating :
8 Votes
Apr
23
2013 Chandi sarkhya sandasat sonyawani gu
Chandi sarkhya sandasat sonyawani gu.
Tuzi item geli hagayala awaj aala pu.
Are awaj aala pu ani baher aala gu.
Sms nantar vach hagrya aadhi tichi gand dhu.:-
Submitted By : Mayur Divate
Place : Nashik
1 Likes 9 Dislikes
Rating :
8 Votes
Apr
11
2013 Sholay Film Mein Se Kaata Gaya Ek Dialog
Sholay Film Mein Se Kaata Gaya Ek Dialog
Gabbar: ?Goli 6 Or Aadmi 3, Bahut Na Insaafi Hai Re?
Sambha: ?Ghanta Na Insaafi Hai, 3 Aadmio Ki 6 Goliya Hi To Hoti Hai Sardar Chutia Mat Banao?
Submitted By : Sanjeev Thakur
Place : Jammu
8 Likes 1 Dislikes
Rating :
10 Votes
Apr
9
2013 XXX movies r nominated 4 oscar award
XXX movies r nominated 4 oscar award.
1.reshma ki salwar ??me talwar ??
2.abla nari? ka babla bhari
3.pati fauj ?me,biwi mauj me
4.amar prem bistar par game..?
5.Ghar me saali to raat bhar diwali.??
6.Phat gayi panty? to chud gayi aunty!?
7.Randi ??ho gayi thandi.?
8.Zalim lauda?? lage hathoda.
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9.Peticot ??me visfot??
10.Paan? khaye muniya maa chudaye duniya
11.Aaya saawan ??jhumke,pakad mera ghumke !?
Submitted By : vaibhav gupta
Place : delhi
9 Likes 3 Dislikes
Rating :
2 Votes
Mar
7
2013 rakhi sawant najumi say
rakhi sawant najumi say:
Kya mery hath me dolat ki Lakeer hai?
Najumi:
dolat ki lakeer to hy mgr Hath me nhi, dono tangon k darmiyan hai.
Submitted By : DJ
Place : karachi,pakistan
3 Likes 5 Dislikes
Rating :
5 Votes
Feb
7
2013 Relationships Are Like Glass
Relationships Are Like Glass ...
Sometimes It's Better To Leave Them Broken
Than
Try To Hurt Yourself Putting It Back Together ...
Submitted By : Amar
Place : Chennai
8 Likes 2 Dislikes
Rating :
6 Votes