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Jul
16
2014
Gabbar fucking Basanti At Night In A Dark Room


Gabbar fucking Basanti At Night In A Dark Room..
Gabbar: Ek Baat Sach Bata Basanti, Veeru Se Jyada Maza Aaya Ke Nahi..?

Basanti: Ek Baat Tu b Bata Gabbar , Tujhe Bhi Maza Aaya Kya...?

Gabbar: Zindgi Me Pehli Baar Itna Maza Aaya...

Basanti: Toh Kutte Light Jala Ke Dekh, Main Basanti Nahi MAUSI Hoon..!

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
25
2014
Sunny Leone Ragini MMS 2 mey main sab ko


Sunny Leone: "Ragini MMS 2 mey main sab ko
dara ke rakh dungi"
Pappu: "Darr to aapki pehle ki movies mey bhi
lagta tha, kahi peechhe se mummy papa na aa
jaayen"

Submitted By : shubham
Place : mumbai
34 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   62 Votes


Nov
2
2013

Radio Ka Antena 0r Larki Ki


Radio Ka Antena 0r Larki Ki
Tangein Jitni 0per Hon Gi
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Conecti0n Utna Hi Acha 0r Behtar Hoga
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Veena Malik Ka
F.M 105
Pe Jazbati Interview..

Submitted By : Tumrani
Place : kumb city
35 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   93 Votes


Oct
9
2013
Sex aur Chunaav donon mein sabse zaruri kya hai


Sex aur Chunaav donon mein sabse zaruri kya hai?...
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Ummeedwar ka khada hona! :P

Submitted By : Kamal Jat
Place : Dhar MP India
34 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


Oct
2
2013

Agar


Agar
yeh jawani he diwani film me,
Deepika padukone ki jagah....
sunny leone hoti to,
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Balam pichkari song ka maza hi kuchh aur hota!

Submitted By : dredefined
Place : vadodara
32 Likes
28 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes


Sep
28
2013

Jethalal spl


Jethalal spl


.Poonam ni raate hu chand joti ti.
Wah Wah...
Poonam ni raate hu chand joti ti.
Babita : Sorry jethaji tamaro phone aavyo tyare hu gaand
dhoti ti......

Resion card leva badha line ma 6e,
Resion card leva badha line ma 6e,
Jethalal says : Ayyer, whisper leto aay babita time ma
6e..!!

Pati kahe patni ne chadar lav odhavi 6
Wah Wah
pati kahe patni ne chadar lav odhavi 6
Jethalal kahe eni Mano Bhosdo aje gme e thy babita ne
chodvi 6

Gumda upr malam,malam upar makhi.
Wah Wah
Gumda upr malam,malam upar makhi
Jethalal:BAPUJI TAME PAN 1 SHOT MARI LYO,
BABITA UBHI CHE VAKI

Girls ma hamesha thay che fight
Wah wah..
Girls ma hamesha thay che fight
Wah wah..
Babita na bobla joy ne jethalal no thay che tight

Submitted By : dredefined
Place : vadodara
30 Likes
40 Dislikes
Rating :   61 Votes


Aug
29
2013

Balika Vadhuspecial


''Balika Vadhu''special

Anandi:
Dadi sa, suhagraat ke pehle niche ke baal katne padte hai kya ?

Dadisa:
Pata nai chori
Mhare to shadi ke 4 saal baad aaye the.

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
70 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   89 Votes


Aug
24
2013

3 Idiots - Part 2


3 Idiots - Part 2
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Teacher: "What Is A Condom?"

Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain.

Teacher: "Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?"

Aamir: "Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai"

Teacher: "Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Definition Bolo?"

Aamir: "Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population"

Teacher: "Will U Plz Elaborate?"

Aamir: "Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!" "Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na"
"Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom Hai Sir"
"Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai" "8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak, Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai" "1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out, In-Out, In-Out"

Teacher: "Arre. Defination Kya Hai?"

Aamir: "Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir"

Teacher: "Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?" "Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak! Idiot" "Anybody Else??"

Chattur: "Sir! , Condom Are Between Any Combination Of Body So Connected, That Their Relative Positions May Be
Seen In Kamasutra.."

Teacher: "Wah! Kya Baat Hai... - Sir mene bhi to wahi kaha...

Teacher - get out...!

After Some time, Amir khan returns back to class...!

Teacher: Ab kya hua.?

Amir khan: sir kuch bhool gya hun..

Teacher: kya..?

Amir khan: sir,6 inch long,coated with extra protection, in out in out,throw liquid wen directed,cud be covered with cap, spreads wen rubbed....

Teacher : wat d fuck u want??

Amir khan: pen sir....pen...!

Submitted By : Mahesh
Place : Mumbai
92 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   69 Votes