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Jul
27
2016

College Wali Masaledar Hoti Hai


College Wali Masaledar Hoti Hai…
Office Wali Fikki.
Ghar Wali Mein Taste Nahi Aata.
Hotel Wali Mast Hoti Hai.
Par Chai To Chai Hai. . . . .
Aap Kya Samjh Rahe The? :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Kya apki Girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai


Kya apki Girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai.....?
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Sulagta Jism.?
Nashili Ankhen.?
Kanp-kapate Honth.?
Tharthrata Badan.?
Agar hai..
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To Usko DENGUE hua hai... 0:

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
23 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko le ke ghumne jaata


Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko le ke ghumne jaata hai.
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aur bahut tez barish ho jati hai
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Socho bahut tez barish me kya hua hoga..???
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Socho..
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Socho..
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Nahi pata...
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Ladki ka makeup utar jata hai..
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Ladka darr k bhaag jata hai... !!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
19 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Girl - Daal do


Girl :- Daal do.
Boy - ruk ja Hawas ki pujaran pehle khana to khaa lene de
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Girl :- kamine main khane wali Daal hi maang rahi hoon :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
19 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Ladki Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon


Ladki: Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !
Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
4: Gajrela bana lena... Nahi to ..
5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
7: Achaar bana lena !!
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Kake jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne post kiya hai!!! :p :0

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jul
26
2016

Ladki Ki Lo Ya Aurat Ki


Ladki Ki Lo, Ya Aurat Ki…
Jawan Ki Lo, Ya Budhi Ki…
Jaha Jiski Mile Le Lo…
Kyu Ki…
Pata Nahi Kab Kis Ki “Dua Kaam Aa Jaye“ :) :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
20 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Mar
24
2016

Husband To Wife


Husband To Wife:
"Munna Yahi Se Bahar Aayega, Hai Na?
Wife Muskuratehue Haan Lekin Tum Jhanko Mat,
Abhi Nazar Nahi Aayega,
Bohut Chota Hole Hai."
Husband: "Yaar Fir Bhi Dekhne De Na",
Husband Ne Hole Mae Se
Jhanka Par Kuch Nazar Nahi Aaya.
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Thodi Der Baad School Ki Ghanti Bajti Hai
Munna Baher Aata Hai Aur
Husband Wife Munne Ko Le Kar Ghar Chale Jate Hai.
Moral- Hole Gate Mein Bhi Hota Hai.
Lekin Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topo Ki Salami.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
12 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jan
5
2016
If you cant beat them arrange to have them beaten


If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
20 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes