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Oct
16
2016

Who is Dhoni


Who is Dhoni ?

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A man who stands in the game
when 29 runs are required from
one ball and still the opposition
adjusts the field.

Submitted By : HamzaAshiq
Place : United Arab Emirates
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Jun
4
2015

Height of misunderstanding


Height of misunderstanding..

IPL T20 Flash News!!!

"All boys Performed well last night. I was fully satisfied..."

- Nita Ambani

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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Rating :   2 Votes


May
26
2015
Humour Kevin Pietersens open letter to Andrew


Humour: Kevin Pietersen's open letter to Andrew Strauss

Dear Straussy,

Hi, mate. I know that you are really upset with me and won’t like the fact that I addressed you like a pal. But I really don’t care. I never did. All I cared about was me because only I deserve my attention – the rest of you are much too inferior for that privilege.

The other day I smacked 355* runs in a first-class game and created news. Almost every sensible England fan wants me back in the team because of the pathetic condition it is in. With the Ashes up ahead, they can’t be blamed.

But you came out and made it clear that I won’t get called up to the team. Do you realize how it feels to hear something like that after hitting a rollicking innings like the one I smashed? Oops. No, you don’t. For that, you have to make 355* first, or even 300 for that matter – which you haven’t.

Look, I know you are unhappy that I am the best cricketer there is who is available to play for England. I know you are unhappy that I have more talent than you could ever possess. I know you are unhappy as well as jealous that I have more hair than you.

But you should leave aside these petty personal issues and do what is best for England – and that is to play me, because none of the players in the current batch can save England from getting embarrassed in the Ashes. I can.

Now you will tell me that most of the players will resign from the team if I was brought in – and that Alastair Cook has given an ultimatum that it’s either him or me. To that, I say: screw them. I alone am better than that average bunch of no-gooders.

The only time England ever won a tournament in cricket was the ICC World T20 in 2010. Remember who was awarded the player of the tournament? Nope, me neither. Oh, yes, I do. It was Kevin Pietersen – in other words, me.

So it is time for you to remember that and forget about the past and my Hulk-sized ego. With great players comes great ego – just ask Pele or Diego Maradona. People like us are so good at what we do that no matter how much the world praises us, it still doesn’t do justice to how good we actually are. And hence we feel it is necessary for us to behave in a way that separates us from the rest.

Most label it as egotistic narcissism. I say that it just is a constant reminder of how good we really are.

So start thinking about what is good for the England cricket team and select me for the upcoming Ashes. In the SMSes I sent my fellow South Africans, I called you a “doos”. I apologized several times for calling you that, but now it seems like you are actually one. Or, at least, behaving like one.

But you can change that by calling me up. You could do that and save England from an Ashes humiliation and make the fans forget about the disastrous World Cup, or you could choose to be a tight-a**e and hold a grudge like a bitter ex and let the fans lose all hope in cricket.

The choice is yours.

Regards,

Kevin Better-Than-All-Of-You Pietersen!!

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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Rating :   4 Votes


May
26
2015
Humour Kevin Pietersens open letter to Andrew


Humour: Kevin Pietersen's open letter to Andrew Strauss

Dear Straussy,

Hi, mate. I know that you are really upset with me and won’t like the fact that I addressed you like a pal. But I really don’t care. I never did. All I cared about was me because only I deserve my attention – the rest of you are much too inferior for that privilege.

The other day I smacked 355* runs in a first-class game and created news. Almost every sensible England fan wants me back in the team because of the pathetic condition it is in. With the Ashes up ahead, they can’t be blamed.

But you came out and made it clear that I won’t get called up to the team. Do you realize how it feels to hear something like that after hitting a rollicking innings like the one I smashed? Oops. No, you don’t. For that, you have to make 355* first, or even 300 for that matter – which you haven’t.

Look, I know you are unhappy that I am the best cricketer there is who is available to play for England. I know you are unhappy that I have more talent than you could ever possess. I know you are unhappy as well as jealous that I have more hair than you.

But you should leave aside these petty personal issues and do what is best for England – and that is to play me, because none of the players in the current batch can save England from getting embarrassed in the Ashes. I can.

Now you will tell me that most of the players will resign from the team if I was brought in – and that Alastair Cook has given an ultimatum that it’s either him or me. To that, I say: screw them. I alone am better than that average bunch of no-gooders.

The only time England ever won a tournament in cricket was the ICC World T20 in 2010. Remember who was awarded the player of the tournament? Nope, me neither. Oh, yes, I do. It was Kevin Pietersen – in other words, me.

So it is time for you to remember that and forget about the past and my Hulk-sized ego. With great players comes great ego – just ask Pele or Diego Maradona. People like us are so good at what we do that no matter how much the world praises us, it still doesn’t do justice to how good we actually are. And hence we feel it is necessary for us to behave in a way that separates us from the rest.

Most label it as egotistic narcissism. I say that it just is a constant reminder of how good we really are.

So start thinking about what is good for the England cricket team and select me for the upcoming Ashes. In the SMSes I sent my fellow South Africans, I called you a “doos”. I apologized several times for calling you that, but now it seems like you are actually one. Or, at least, behaving like one.

But you can change that by calling me up. You could do that and save England from an Ashes humiliation and make the fans forget about the disastrous World Cup, or you could choose to be a tight-a**e and hold a grudge like a bitter ex and let the fans lose all hope in cricket.

The choice is yours.

Regards,

Kevin Better-Than-All-Of-You Pietersen

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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Rating :   4 Votes


May
24
2015
Tis happened Live in yesterdays Ind vs Eng


Tis happened, Live in yesterdays Ind vs Eng cricket match in commentry box...

Nasser Hussain : Wen can i see India playing in a football world cup ? *giggles *

Harsha bhogle : Its better not to participate rather than getting knocked out in the first round..

Dada Ganguly : If India had played world cup football for 50 years then they would
have qualified for the finals at least once
unlike England..

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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Rating :   5 Votes


May
1
2015
Try to answer this if u are a real cricket buff


Try to answer this if u are a real cricket buff........... using minimum number of clues...!

Clue no: 1 - In a Historic match between India and England , he served as the captain of the team.....
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Clue no: 4 - He is the one who bowled the last ball of the
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Clue no: 5 - He was the one, who faced the last ball of the
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Still u didn't get it...... ooops.....
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Clue no: 6 - He took the last wicket of the innings......
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Clue no: 7 - He was named the man of the match in that particular game....
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Clue no: 8 - He won the match for his team by hitting a sixer off the
last ball........ Who is HE???
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It is..........

Aamir Khan in Lagaan


Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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Rating :   5 Votes


Mar
27
2015

india or australia match ke bad


india or australia match ke bad

Whatsapp chat

Dhoni-maderchod sari mahenat pe pani fir gaya

Dhavan-yr me to jab tk raha scor accha tha

Dhoni-bhenchod dimag kharab ho raha h,ladki ki sakal tk nahi dekhi thi mene world kup ke chakkar me

Kohli-its ok yr relex

Dhoni-maderchod tu to bt mt kr sale

Raina-are dhoni chod yr ab

Dhoni-kya chod aa,kya chod bhenchod tum sabne ma chuda li

Umesh yadav-yr mera to mu fod dia maderchodo ne

Dhoni-are ye in sab ki badolat hua h bhenchod,bhula nahi me sale kis tarike se has rahe the fielding karte bakt maderchod

Aswin-are ma chudaye ab chodo yr

Dhoni-dimag kharab h yr

Anuska-chill bro

Dhoni-is bhen ki lodi ko kisne add kia group me

Kohli-dhoni limit cross mt kr

Dhoni-ma chod dunga is maderchod ki,nikal ise group se

Kohli-yr isme iska kya kasoor hai

Dhavan-(kohli ke chat box me jakar)-abe abhi dhoni ka dimag kharab hai chod abhi nikal de

Kohli remove anuska

Kohli-left

Dhoni-bhut dimag kharab ho raha h yr,ye kya hogya,kash bo match mene sapne me khela hota

Rohit-chodo bhai ab

Dhoni-

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
9 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
20
2015

ICC WORLD CUP2015


ICC WORLD CUP2015

shrilanka qwatar final har ke bad lankai khiladi
bangla desh ke khiladion ke pas bar bar phone kar ke poochh rahe hai bhai tum arahe ho ki nahi ham tumhar airport pe tumhara intajar kar rahe hai
Bangla desh ke khiladi bole bhai ap tention mat lo ap jao ham pakistan ke sath arahe hai

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
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Rating :   19 Votes