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Aug
12
2014

What is sex


What is sex?
As per"Kamasutra" SEX is..
Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur lover..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with Elder woman..
Job- if done with ur boss ..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business transaction- if done with a prostitute..
Social work- if done with ur neighbour..
Charity- if done with a widow..
&
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand.

Submitted By : Srini
Place : Hyd
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Aug
12
2014
A lady recognises her male gynaecologist at an


A lady recognises her male gynaecologist at an airport and greets him - How are you, Doctor? Did you recognise me? I am your patient.
Doctor: I am really sorry but I can't recognise my patients just from the face!?
- By SantaBanta.com

Submitted By : sanjive vaish
Place : haridwar
13 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
23
2014

1 Pinjrey Me 50 Bandaria Or


1 Pinjrey Me 50 Bandaria Or
1 Bandar Chhodae Gaye,
Or
Elaan Hua K Jo 1 Mint Me Bandar Ko
Pehchan Kar Pakad Le Ga Usey 10,000 Milenge
1st - Obama Gaya Puri Gaand Ka Jor Lagaya Par Fail Ho Gaya
2nd - George Bush Gaya Lekin Uski Bhi
G@@nd Fat Gayi Aur Nakam Rha
3rd - Manmohan Singh Gaya Or 10 Second Me Bandar Le Aaya
Sab Ne Hairani Bhari Nazron Se Poocha,
Aap Ne Kaise Pata Kiya?
M.m Singh: Main Pinjrey Mein Gaya Or Kaha Ki
"Vote Congres Ko Hi Dena To Sirf Ek Ne Kaha.
"Laud@ Le Le Mera"

Submitted By : Ravinder Kumar
Place : Panipat
15 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
21
2014

arz kiya hai


arz kiya hai.....
zindgi laudo ka pulinda hai..
chut aaj kal chunida hai..
kbi yaad kar liya kro is naziz ko bhi..
ye shkhs sirf aap ki gaand marne k liye zinda hai..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
12 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
21
2014
mujhe itni furst khan ki takdeer ka likha dekhu


mujhe itni furst khan ki takdeer ka likha dekhu....
bas logo ki gaand jalti dekhkar samjh jata hun ki..
meri takdeer bulnd hai..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
19
2014
Do Nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya bahar aa kar


Do Nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya bahar aa kar ek boli chal ab kapde pahen le koi pahchan nahi payega kyon ki kisi ne shakal toh dekhi nahi hogi.

Submitted By : shivam 8923373767
Place : Roorkee
13 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
19
2014
BOY Main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko


BOY: Main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna or chuna chahta hun, GIRL: Seedhi tarah se kyu nahi kehte ki undrwear or braizer utaar du.

Submitted By : shivam 8923373767
Place : Roorkee
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
19
2014
Mam Girls kya Pehen Sakti hai Student Saree Suit


Mam: Girls kya Pehen Sakti hai? Student: Saree, Suit, Jeans aur Skirt, Mam: Good, Ab Batao Girls kya Nahi Phen Sakti? Student Sharmate hue Bola: CONDOM

Submitted By : shivam 8923373767
Place : Roorkee
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes