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Sep
12
2014

This is unbeatable


This is unbeatable 
Before the King goes to war, he locks his wife (the beautiful Queen ), in the room & gives the key to his best friend & says : If I am not back within 4 days , open the room and she is yours....
He sits on his horse & hits the road. Half an hour later he notices a dust cloud & sound behind him. He stops & sees his friend riding very fast towards him.
"What's wrong ?" King asks.
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Out of breath, his friend answers, "It is the wrong Key...!! "


Submitted By : Srini
Place : Hyd
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
11
2014
Duniya me har insaan ke alag-alag naam hai pr


Duniya me har insaan ke alag-alag naam hai pr fir bhi jab bheed me hum aawaz dete hai 'abe oye chutiye'
to kasam se 20 me se 18 log jarur palat kr dekhte hai.

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
7 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
10
2014

Boy I Wanna Fuck U


Boy: I Wanna Fuck U...
Girl: Tameez Se Bt Karo..!!
Boy: Allah Talah K Fazalo Karam Se,
Khuda Ka Ye Nek Banda,
Mohtrma Ko Arzu-E-Fitrat Se,
Be-Itehan Chodna Chahta Hai..

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
9 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
10
2014

HUSBAND


HUSBAND:
Darling Tumhara
Kabhi Dil Nahi
Chahta Ke Tum
Mard Hoti,
:
WIFE:
Kyun Aaj Tumhara
Apni Gand Marvane
Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai Kya ?

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
10
2014

1 Ladka GUTER Me Gir Gaya


1 Ladka GUTER Me Gir Gaya.
Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaaz Aayi,
'SURF EXCEL HE NA "DAAG Achhye HAIN"..'
Boy-Teri Maa Ki.....
DAAG ITANE HI Achhey Hain TOH NICHEY WHISPER Q Lagaati Hai..??

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
10
2014

KAASH Asi GF Miley Jo Kahey -


"KAASH" Asi G.F. Miley Jo Kahey -
Udaas Kyon Rehte Ho Tanha SHAAM Ki Tarha.
Udaas Kyon Rehte Ho Tanha SHAAM Ki Tarah.
Aao Mere BOOBS Choos Lo Dashehri AAM Ki Tarha..

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
10
2014

Physics Sir Proposes Chemistry Mam-


Physics Sir Proposes Chemistry Mam-
SIR: D Time I Saw Ur CONICAL JARS & ROUND BOTTOM FLASK,
My PENDULUM Starts OSCILLATING Endlessly
& Its Length Bcums Double..!!
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Mam- Dont Just Talk, Shake D TEST TUBE Vigorously,
Make It HOT N Put It In My STAND.
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I Wnt WHITE PRECIPITATE With BRISK EFFERVESCE..

Nichey Hi Bori Bichha Lo.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
10
2014
Math Teacher1 Me 2 Daaley Toh Kya Hota Hai



Math Teacher..1 Me 2 Daaley Toh Kya Hota Hai?
Girl: Miss Ye To Aapka Hi Hausla Hai,
Humari To 1 Se Hi Jaan Nikal Jaati Hai..

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes