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Jul
21
2014

arz kiya hai


arz kiya hai.....
zindgi laudo ka pulinda hai..
chut aaj kal chunida hai..
kbi yaad kar liya kro is naziz ko bhi..
ye shkhs sirf aap ki gaand marne k liye zinda hai..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
21
2014
mujhe itni furst khan ki takdeer ka likha dekhu


mujhe itni furst khan ki takdeer ka likha dekhu....
bas logo ki gaand jalti dekhkar samjh jata hun ki..
meri takdeer bulnd hai..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
19
2014
Do Nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya bahar aa kar


Do Nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya bahar aa kar ek boli chal ab kapde pahen le koi pahchan nahi payega kyon ki kisi ne shakal toh dekhi nahi hogi.

Submitted By : shivam 8923373767
Place : Roorkee
10 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
19
2014
BOY Main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko


BOY: Main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna or chuna chahta hun, GIRL: Seedhi tarah se kyu nahi kehte ki undrwear or braizer utaar du.

Submitted By : shivam 8923373767
Place : Roorkee
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
19
2014
Mam Girls kya Pehen Sakti hai Student Saree Suit


Mam: Girls kya Pehen Sakti hai? Student: Saree, Suit, Jeans aur Skirt, Mam: Good, Ab Batao Girls kya Nahi Phen Sakti? Student Sharmate hue Bola: CONDOM

Submitted By : shivam 8923373767
Place : Roorkee
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
18
2014

KAMASUTRA LESSONS


KAMASUTRA LESSONS:

1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high B P!

3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.

4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!

6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else.
When a lady is pregnant,

all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".

But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..



Prize winning message of the year-???.

Submitted By : ajay sharma
Place : bhopal
21 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
17
2014
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni


"Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..
Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki."

Submitted By : shivam 8923373767
Place : Roorkee
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
17
2014
3 Men talking about aids 1-Mein to condom ke


3 Men talking about aids, 1-Mein to condom ke bina karta nahi. 2-Mein to ungli me bhi condom pehenta hu. 3-Mein to bilkul risk nahi leta padosi se karwata hun.

Submitted By : shivam 8923373767
Place : Roorkee
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes