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Apr
19
2015

6 3


गब्बर: 6 गोली और आदमी 3 बहुत नाइंसाफी है!
सांभा: सरदार चूतिया मत बनाओ! कोई नाइंसाफी
नहीं है 3 आदमियों की 6 ही गोलिया होती है!

Submitted By : max110283
Place : rewari
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Apr
16
2015

Ek ladki thi randi khane ki


Ek ladki thi randi khane ki
Chat pe aake,najre tika ke bo mujhko dekha karti thi

Chori chori chupke chupke or randio ko bhi chat pr laya karti thi

Kuch kahena tha shayad usko,jane kisse darti thi

Jab bhi milti thi bo mujhko,bas yahi pucha karti thi

Ye 8inch ka louda kesa hota h, ye 8inch ka louda kesa hota h

Or bus me yahi jabab deta tha

Chuut ko teri faad de
Bhosde se khoon nikal de
Kese kahu me o yara
8 inch ka louda aisa hota hai

Too ruru to ru toru



Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
7 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
16
2015
Kisi ne kaha ki ye dunia maderchod hoti h


Kisi ne kaha ki ye dunia maderchod hoti h


To hamne bhi haskar kahe dia dosto

Ki ye dunia nahi is dunia me rahene bale log maderchod hote hai

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
15
2015

Ek bar ek btech ka student IAS bana


Ek bar ek b.tech ka student IAS bana

Uske ghar media bale pahuche interview ke lie,unone usse pucha ki ap IAS bane iske piche kya reason h

IAS-mene chut maari thi

IAS ke is jabab se kuch media bale bhadak gaye or unme ek tharki media bala turant bol pada bo kese

IAS-iske piche ek lambi kahani h

Ye un dino ki bt h jb me b.tech first year ka student tha,bo din bhi kya din the,bo hostle ka jeevan,bo class bunk karke volleyball ka khelna,bo mesh me khane ke piche ladna

IAS apna interview de hi raha tha tabhi ek reporter bola

Sir ap bo chut ka bta rahe the

IAS-aa raha hu,aa raha hu,bahi pe aa raha hu

Ha,to me kya kahe raha tha

Ha

Bo din bhi kya din the,first sem to jarur hamare bech ka muskil se kata magar second sem ki suruat mano hamari ayasio ki suruat thi,bo hamara der rt tk biyar ki party manana,bo hamara der rt tk taas ke patte khelna

Tabhi IAS ko rokkar ek reporter

Sir ap bo chut ka btane bale the

IAS-are aa raha hu yr,mera aisa hi hai question koi bhi ho magar ans ki suruat b.tech ki life se hi hoti hai

Tabhi IAS aage bolna shuru karta hai

Tabhi baha bethe reportaro mese piche bethe reporter khusrphusar karne lage

Ist reporter-yr kis bhosdibale ne ise IAS bana dia

2nd reporter-are baha bhi interview me isne yahi kia hoga yr

Third reporter-aisa karo nikal lo yaha se brna ye hamari gand marke hi chodega

Reporters-sir sir

Thik h sir bhut khusi hui apse milkar

IAS-are mere jabab kaha pura hua h abhi

Reporters-hame jabab mil gaya sir

IAS-kamaal h jab me IAS ka interview de raha tha tb bhi mera jabab pura hue bina hi unhe mera jabab mil gaya tha



Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
7 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
12
2015

Killer one


Killer one.

Once a Boy donated blood to his girlfriend.

After Breakup - "Mera khoon mujhe waapis karde saali"

Girl throws her whisper on his face - "Le kutte, aaj se tera monthly EMI Shuru"

Submitted By : Sushil Pathak
Place : Delhi/NCR
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Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
6
2015
Sochiye agar aisa hota ki har insan bina kapdo


Sochiye agar aisa hota ki har insan bina kapdo ke raheta to kya hota

1-ladke class karne jate to ladkio ke pass beth kar class ka maja uthane ko milta

2-piture hall me maja lene ko milta

3-bas or train ka safar aasani se kat jata

4-sex sambandhi samasya dur ho jati

5-jannat mano jamin pr utar aati

Agar ap uper likhi panch bato ko sahi maan rahe hai to aapki soch bhut choti hai

Sach to ye hai agar aisa ho jata to

1- chut ki okat do kodi ki ho jati

2-pyar vyar ka logo ke dimag se bhut uter jata

3-blue flim kise kahete hai koi jaan nahi pata

4-rape kya hota hai logo ko btana padta

5-randikhana kya hota h koi jaan nahi pata

Or sabse badi baat
















Facebook pr aadhe se jada ladke ladki banne se bach jate



Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
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Mar
27
2015

sad adult song


@@@sad adult song@@@

Me to chut maraogi
Sawan ayaaaaa hai

Me to angle banaogi
Sawan ayaaaaa hai

Chut marake mujhe gand bhi marani hai

Gand marake mujhe mu me bhi dalbana hai

Itna pyar lode pe paheli bar ayaaaaa haiii

Me to chut maraogi sawan aya hai

Me to angle banaogi sawan aya hai

Kyu ek pal bhi lode ke bina raha jaye na

Kyu koi loda,meri chut me samaye na

Aa ja na tu mere pass
Dungi itni chut tujhe
Kitni rt gujari hai
Tere lode ke intjar me

Kese batao jajbaat ye mere
Mene khud ki chut se jada
Tere lund ko chaha haiii

Me to chut maraogi sawan aya hai
Me to angle banaogi sawan aya hai

Tere lode ko apne dudo me chipana hai

Dudo me chipakar use hoto pe lagana hai

Itna pyar lode pe paheli br ayaa hai



Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
8 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Mar
27
2015

niche surprise hai


niche surprise hai


















or niche






































Khali hai bhosdi ke





















chutiye

Submitted By : rohit
Place : inder puri
7 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes