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Aug
26
2015

Girl Main tumse bht pyaar krti hu


Girl : Main tumse bht pyaar krti hu

Boy : Pyaar toh main bhi tumse krta hu.
Girl : Sirf pyaar se zindgi nhi chalti. ..


Boy: Ha, Pta hai...
Kmaayi bhi jaruri hai.!

Girl: Arey nhi pagle ,
Chudaayi bhi aani chahiye,
Nhi toh pyaar tum krte reh jaoge ,
Koi aur chod ke nikl jayega !.

.MORAl.Khud hi smjh lena.

Submitted By : Sawan
Place : indore
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
26
2015
Ek Bar 3 Ladkiya Taangein Main Ja Rahi Thi


Ek Bar 3 Ladkiya Taangein Main Ja Rahi Thi
Ek Ladki Ne Tange Wale Se Pucha, Joki Ek Budha Thha
Ladki: “Baba Bada Lund Jyada Maza Deta Hai Ki Chota?”
Tangey Wale Ne Koi Jawab Na Diya, Ladki Ne Fir Yahi Puchha
Esa Usne 3 4 Baar Kiya, Bar Bar Puchne Par Budha Tang Aakar Bola
Budha: “Bada Lund Jyada Maja Deta Hai”
Tabhi Unmein Se Ek Ladki Has Kar Dusre Se Boli
Ladki: “Dekha Main Na Kahti Thi Ki, Baba Gand Marwate Hain“

Submitted By : Sawan
Place : indore
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
26
2015
Ek Baar Teen Dost Jungle Mein Ja Rahe The To


Ek Baar Teen Dost Jungle Mein Ja Rahe The To Unko Junglee Logon Ne Pakad Liya
Pakad Ke Vo Unko Apne Sardar Ke Paas Le Gaye.
Sardaar Ne Unko Kaha: “Jake Jungle Se Koi Bhi Fal (Fruit) Leke Aao”
Pahla Dost Ek Apple Le Ke Aaya. Sardar Ne Use Kaha: “Isko Apni Gaand Mein Ghusao, Koi Bhi Awaj Nikali To Maare Jaoge.”
Usne Jaisi Hi Apple Gaand Mein Gusaya To Dard Ke Maare Cheekh Nikal Gayi Aur Sardar Ne Usko Mar Diya
Dusra Dost Ek Angoor Le Ke Aaya Tha Sardar Ne Usko Bhi Maar Diya.
Swarg Me Pahla Dost Dusre Se Puchata Hai: “Yaar, Tu To Itna Chota Fal Leke Aaya Thha To Fir Chilaya Kyu?”
Dost Ne Jawab Diya: “Arey Mein Chilaya Nahi Thha, Vo Apna Teesra Dost Tarbooj Leke Aa Raha Thha To Main Apni Hasi Nahi Rok Paya“.

Submitted By : Sawan
Place : indore
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
21
2015

Adult Stuff


बेवजह रंडिया बदनाम है ग़ालिब,







पैसो के लिए यहाँ सबको मरवानी पड़ती है


Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
17 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Aug
14
2015

Adult Stuff


झाँट बराबर झोपड़ी और नब्बे रोशनदान
अपने हैप्पी बर्थडे पे माँ चुदाए पाकिस्तान

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
17 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Aug
8
2015

Adult Stuff


मिंटू ने इंडियन लड़की को नीग्रो आदमी के साथ आते देखा...

मिंटू: हम मर गए हैं क्या?

लड़की: जहां तक तुम्हारी लुल्ली जाती है,वहां तक तो अगले जीभ फेर लेते हैं...

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Aug
6
2015

Adult Stuff



Maggi ban हुई थी तो लड़को ने लड़कियों का बड़ा मजाक उड़ाया था कि अब क्या cook करोगी

लग गई बद्दुआ,
हो गई Porn Ban

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
6
2015

Adult Stuff


Porn sites banned
Forget about Make in India. Now we can't even Shake in India.


Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes