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Apr
21
2014

honey singh n badshah cool


Honey singh (honey singh)
Baadshah… choot.. vol 1
[chorus ]
Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon
Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon
Aja tere choot main maro
Tere sir se chudney ka bhoot utaroon
Choodney key baad tujhe jutey maroon
Tere mooh main apna lora dey key moot
maroon (yeah)
Kar doon teri fuddi kharab
Merey jesa koi nahin meree bhudi kharab
Terey baad tere dost
Bas yahi kaam kaaj mera
Kar doon ga khush tujhe
Luraa ley key naach mera
(honey singh & Baadshah)
Choda hoga tujh ko hazaroon ney
Mehngay mehngay kamroon mein
Lambi caroon mein
Bollywood key baray baray sitroon ney
Per merey lund jeesa dum naa bicharoon mein
Mein karoon din raat ek
Guzar merey saath ek raat …dekh
Terey jesey maine toree ek raat mein…
Aazma key dekh ley, hai dum kitna baat mein
Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon
Gora badaan teri patli kamar
Solaan(16), sitraan(17) saal ke umar
Rehti tip top… sunti hip hop
ley key chaloon tujh ko main CANDY SHOP
ch.. ch ..choos mera lodaa
aja choos mera lodaa
chaat merey tatte jaise aaloo ka pakoora
to hai choot ke rani
main hoon lodon ka raja
aja aja mere rani meri baasuri bajaja
thoda uuper thoda neechey
zara haat to bataa
dekh ne dey laal fudi zara jhat to hata
moon khool apna
mera naam to chilaa
baadshah,baadshah keh key GAAND to hilaa
honey singh
lun utey laya appan sanday da tail
chood chood ker doon mein fudi teri fail
putt putt mommey tere waday kardoon
kano sharmawey elay lun phar too
oey gaal kar to ……… Main tah bada paad doon
laa lei barian nu kundi booha bund kar to
merey lun da waar jewen chaley talwaar
aj cheer do mein teri patiala salwar
maar maar chupey tenu pai gaye si chaskey
hun mare chika jadoon payaa wich kas ke
aja lun teh to beja tera pose banawaan
aj nai kaal nai rooj banawaan
…..
Khoono Khoon Hoje kachi jive dul gayi dava
Chap chap marey kasey jatt sari sari raat
Oh mera naa honey singh rati batiyaan
bujhwaan
Nawi gadeyaan chalawaan naley fudiyaan
sujaawaan
Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon
Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon
Choooooooooot...

Submitted By : hansraj/hans/raj/honey
Place : jodhpur
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
21
2014

Ek Dukhi Boss ki Kahani


Ek Dukhi Boss ? ki Kahani:
Kal mera Birthday ? tha
Meri BiVi Bachcho ne mujhe wish nhi
kia ?
Mai office gaya kisi ne wish nhi kia,?
Mai apne cabin mei gaya Meri
Secretary ? Romantic style mei boli
"Happy Birthday" sweet Boss.
Mujhe boht achcha lga
Phir usne mujhe apne Flat Pr bulaya
aur kaha ki aaj mai apko boht khush
karne wali hun?
She said:
Mai 2 minutes me Bedroom se aati hun
tb tk aap excitment ki tyari kr le?
Kuch deir baad wo 1 boht bade Cake
ke sath bahar aayi
Us ke peche meri BV ??, Bachche ??, maa ?
baap ? aur pura staff ????tha
.
.
.
Aur mai us Behn ki laudi
ke intezar me Sofay per Nanga Leta
condom chada rha tha ...

Submitted By : r@hul
Place : gwalior
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Apr
13
2014

Million Dollars Questions


Million Dollars Questions

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
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Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy
.
New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
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Why is sex like shaving ? Well, because no matter how well you do it today tomorrow you'll have to do it again
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Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
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Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right? A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
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Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR .. it's SHOWTIME!!!

Submitted By : ajay sharma
Place : bhopal
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Apr
4
2014

Man 2 Wife Business is Going Down


Man 2 Wife : Business is Going Down
If U Learn To Cook
We Can Remove Bavarchi
Wife : ****
If U Learn To f***
We Can Remove Driver , Gardner & Watchman ...

Submitted By : ajay sharma
Place : bhopal
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Apr
2
2014

Zaruri Suchna


Zaruri Suchna:
Agar jyada muth maarne ki wajah se lund tedha ho gaya hai to
Darne ki jarurat nhi kyuoki Choot hi to chodni ahi Knosa SNOOKER khelna hai ?.

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
85 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   87 Votes


Apr
2
2014

Pappu on honeymoon nite


Pappu on honeymoon nite

Jaanu itna kyu ghabra rahi ho..?
Biwi: Mujhe sex ke baare me kuch bhi nahi pata..

Pappu: aree to isme sharmaane ki kya baat hai
(he points at his dick) - Isko kehte hai Qaidi.
(he points finger at her pussy)- isko kehte hai jail.

Jab qaidi jail me jaata hai aur baahar aata hai usse sex bolte hai..

Biwi: Itna aasan? To phir chaalu kare.

They have passionate sex and pappu rests...

Biwi nudges him again says: suno jail khuli hai aur qaidi bahar hai...

Pappu fir se Biwi k uper chadd jata hai... maaze se chodta hai...

10 min baad Biwi nudges him again n says : jail khuli hai aur qaidi baahar ghum raha hai...

Pappu thodi himmat jutata hai aur fir Biwi ko chodta hai,

Jaisi hi pappu leta...

Biwi ki talap fir se jaag gai aur boli : jail khuli hai aur qaidi bahar hai....

Frustrated pappu: To bhen-ki-lodi thodi baahar ki hawa bhi khaane de...UMAR QAID thodi mili hai..

Submitted By : salman
Place : delhi
10 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Apr
2
2014

3 FEELINGS


3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
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Stress is when wife is pregnant,
.
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
.
panic is when both r pregnant.

Submitted By : ajay sharma
Place : bhopal
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Mar
30
2014

Acchanak wali Lottery -


Acchanak wali Lottery :-?



After Wife's delivery, Husband asked Nurse - How soon do U think we will be able to have Sex ??

Nurse: Meet me in 20 minutes..
???

Submitted By : Swapnil
Place : Mumbai
5 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes