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May
22
2015

Boy- i like u


Boy- i like u..
Girl- hahahaha
Boy- i am serious
Girl- i like u too but as a friend
Boy- but i really like u.. i love u..
Girl- i love u too but as a friend..
Boy- ??????????
Girl- ??????????
Boy- i fuck u..????
Girl- ????????
Boy- bol na lavdi i fuck u too but as a friend.. bol bhosadiki..!??

Submitted By : Mit
Place : Mumbai
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


May
19
2015

Beti - Main maa ban ne wali hu


Beti - Main maa ban ne wali hu.
Maa-kamini, Kaha jaake chudva k aayi he?
Kiska lund muh me leke aayi he?
Kis ki lassi chut me bharwa k aayi he?
Padhne ki umar me kaha gand marva kaayi he?
Bol warna chut me cement dal k pack kar dungi...
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Beti(rote hue)- School k natak Me "MAA" ban ne wali hu... ????


Submitted By : Satyam
Place : Etawah
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


May
16
2015
Ek ladka bahut mahenat karke ek exam nikalata


Ek ladka bahut mahenat karke ek exam nikalata hai,or thode dino baad interview ke lie call aa jaati hai

Ladke ne interview ke lie jee tod mahenat ki, interview se related sare question tyar kie,din raat ek kr dia

Aakhir bo ghadi aa hi gayi jis din interview tha

Interviewer-kya naam h tumara

Ladka-raaghav kumar singh

Interviewer-5 sec ke ander btao tumare pure naam me kitne vowel hai

Ladka- (mann me)-bhen ke lode


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
11 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
19
2015

6 3


गब्बर: 6 गोली और आदमी 3 बहुत नाइंसाफी है!
सांभा: सरदार चूतिया मत बनाओ! कोई नाइंसाफी
नहीं है 3 आदमियों की 6 ही गोलिया होती है!

Submitted By : max110283
Place : rewari
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Apr
16
2015

Ek ladki thi randi khane ki


Ek ladki thi randi khane ki
Chat pe aake,najre tika ke bo mujhko dekha karti thi

Chori chori chupke chupke or randio ko bhi chat pr laya karti thi

Kuch kahena tha shayad usko,jane kisse darti thi

Jab bhi milti thi bo mujhko,bas yahi pucha karti thi

Ye 8inch ka louda kesa hota h, ye 8inch ka louda kesa hota h

Or bus me yahi jabab deta tha

Chuut ko teri faad de
Bhosde se khoon nikal de
Kese kahu me o yara
8 inch ka louda aisa hota hai

Too ruru to ru toru



Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
7 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
16
2015
Kisi ne kaha ki ye dunia maderchod hoti h


Kisi ne kaha ki ye dunia maderchod hoti h


To hamne bhi haskar kahe dia dosto

Ki ye dunia nahi is dunia me rahene bale log maderchod hote hai

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
10 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
15
2015

Ek bar ek btech ka student IAS bana


Ek bar ek b.tech ka student IAS bana

Uske ghar media bale pahuche interview ke lie,unone usse pucha ki ap IAS bane iske piche kya reason h

IAS-mene chut maari thi

IAS ke is jabab se kuch media bale bhadak gaye or unme ek tharki media bala turant bol pada bo kese

IAS-iske piche ek lambi kahani h

Ye un dino ki bt h jb me b.tech first year ka student tha,bo din bhi kya din the,bo hostle ka jeevan,bo class bunk karke volleyball ka khelna,bo mesh me khane ke piche ladna

IAS apna interview de hi raha tha tabhi ek reporter bola

Sir ap bo chut ka bta rahe the

IAS-aa raha hu,aa raha hu,bahi pe aa raha hu

Ha,to me kya kahe raha tha

Ha

Bo din bhi kya din the,first sem to jarur hamare bech ka muskil se kata magar second sem ki suruat mano hamari ayasio ki suruat thi,bo hamara der rt tk biyar ki party manana,bo hamara der rt tk taas ke patte khelna

Tabhi IAS ko rokkar ek reporter

Sir ap bo chut ka btane bale the

IAS-are aa raha hu yr,mera aisa hi hai question koi bhi ho magar ans ki suruat b.tech ki life se hi hoti hai

Tabhi IAS aage bolna shuru karta hai

Tabhi baha bethe reportaro mese piche bethe reporter khusrphusar karne lage

Ist reporter-yr kis bhosdibale ne ise IAS bana dia

2nd reporter-are baha bhi interview me isne yahi kia hoga yr

Third reporter-aisa karo nikal lo yaha se brna ye hamari gand marke hi chodega

Reporters-sir sir

Thik h sir bhut khusi hui apse milkar

IAS-are mere jabab kaha pura hua h abhi

Reporters-hame jabab mil gaya sir

IAS-kamaal h jab me IAS ka interview de raha tha tb bhi mera jabab pura hue bina hi unhe mera jabab mil gaya tha



Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
8 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
12
2015

Killer one


Killer one.

Once a Boy donated blood to his girlfriend.

After Breakup - "Mera khoon mujhe waapis karde saali"

Girl throws her whisper on his face - "Le kutte, aaj se tera monthly EMI Shuru"

Submitted By : Sushil Pathak
Place : Delhi/NCR
39 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes