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Oct
28
2014

Girl Mom i am in love with a guy


Girl : Mom, i am in love with a guy..

Mom shocked : How old is the boy and what is he doing ?

Girl : Three months and kicking happily in my stomach.. :D

Submitted By : devesh
Place : deoghar
9 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
28
2014

Adult songs


@@@@Adult songs@@@@

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Kabhi kabhi mere lund se pani bahar aata hai
Kabhi kabhi mere lund se pani bahar aata hai
Mene doctor ko dikhaaaaaaya hai
Mene doctor ko dikhaaaaaya hai
Doctor ne kaha hai me thiiiiiik kar dunga
Doctor ne kaha hai me thiiiiiik kar dunga
Kabhi kabhi mere lund se pani bahar aata hai...
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Hye ruk hye ruk hye hye
Hye ruk hye ruk hye hye
De de ke jhatke meri gand me
De de ke jhatke meri gand me tu meri gand faad jaye jaye
Hye ruk hye ruk hye hye....
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FOR FRIENDS

London dekha,peris dekha or dekha japan
Sare desh me kahi nahi tha dusra hindustan,dusra hindustan,dusra hidustaaaaaaaan
Yaha pe ham apne friendo ko bhi kahete hai bhosdibala
Bhosdibalaaaaaaaaaaa
Ye mera india,batan mera india....
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Chaha hai chut ko chahuga har dam
Markar bhi chut se ye pyar na hoga kam
Chut saamne hoti hai use mar nahi pata hu
Apne lode ki majburi kisi ko bta nahi pata hu
Ye bhi koi jeena hai
Sirf mutthi maarna hai
Chaha hai chut ko chauga har dam....
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Lode ko chu lo tum
Mera loda khada kar do
Loda khada karke tum
Apni chaddi niche kar lo
Fir bo hi karo tum
Tume jo bhi lage pyara
Lode ko chukar tum
Mera loda khada kar do
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Chut samunder dil mera chut samunder aaaaaa
Aa dikha du tujhko lode ka manjar aaaaaaaa
Chut samunder dil mera chut samunder aaaaaaa.....
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Jb ek ladki sex se unsatisfy hoti hai tb

Lode ko apne me sidha uthakar
Gand ko teri me gol ghumakar maarunga meri jaan
Mt ho meri ja udas
Kal teri gand me loda dia tha
Fir tere mu me mutth mara tha
Teri gand fatne lagi thi magar mera loda jhada nahi tha
Mt ho meri ja udass..
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Meri ankhe pardersi
Kapdo ke piche dekhti
Jb tu aati hai ghar me
Jb bhi dekhta hu tujhko
Teri chut dikhti hai
Yara me kya karu
Teri chut dikhti hai
Yara me kya karu
Meri ankhe pardersi....
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Shayeri

Tujhko dekhege bhikhari to bhikh mangege
Tujhko dekhe bhikhari to bhikh mangege
Un maderchodo ko bhikh na dena
Un maderchodo ko bhikh na dena
Barna or bhikhario ko bhi tumare piche laga denege

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
28
2014
Admibade pyar se-baba me bhut paresan hu meri


Admi(bade pyar se)-baba me bhut paresan hu meri koi sarkari nokri nahi lagi or ab to meri age bhi puri hone bali hai kripya mujhe koi gyan de

Baba-beta agar ham kisi cheez ko dil se chahe to puri kayenat hame usse milane me lag jati hai or agar aisa na ho to samaj lo ki piture abhi baki hai

Admi agle din interview ke lie jata hai magar insult karke nikal dia jata hai

Admi(bade pyar se)-baba mujhe job nahi mili

Baba-beta tumari piture abhi baki hai

Admi dobara interview ke lie jata hai magar is bar bhi nahi select ho pata

Admi(bade pyar se)-baba me fir nikal dia gaya

Baba-beta tumari piture abhi baki hai

Admi bhut br interview ke lie bhut jagha jata hai magar kahi safal nahi ho pata

Admi(bade pyar se)-baba mujhe job kyo nahi mil pa rahi

Baba-beta tumari picture abhi baki hai

Admi(paresan hokar gusse me)-
Teri ma ka bhosda maderchod
Picture abhi baki hai,piture abhi baki hai ye kya drama laga rakha hai tune maderchod,me kya koi movie bana raha hu jo picture abhi baki hai bhosdike,yaha mera The End hone ko a gaya or teri piture nahi ghatam ho rahi bhenchod.

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
25
2014
bhakt baba chut aur chutiye me kya antar hai


bhakt: baba chut aur chutiye me kya antar hai?
baba: beta jo admi ko pagal kr de use chut kehte h aur jo chut ke pichhe pagal ho jaaye use chutiya kehte h.

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
21
2014

A porn film director during


A porn film director during
Shooting :
L I G H T S...
C A M E R A...
S O U N D...
"C H O D O Bhenchod"

Submitted By : shashi kant
Place : delhi
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
16
2014
dusro ki khushi me apni khushi dekne ka sabse


dusro ki khushi me apni khushi dekne ka sabse badiya example:
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BLUE FILM dekhna

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
7
2014

Thought


Thought:

Whenever in life you are loosing self control.
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Just think about Sunny Leone?s cameraman.

Submitted By : Sushil Pathak
Place : Delhi/NCR
17 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Sep
12
2014

This is unbeatable


This is unbeatable 
Before the King goes to war, he locks his wife (the beautiful Queen ), in the room & gives the key to his best friend & says : If I am not back within 4 days , open the room and she is yours....
He sits on his horse & hits the road. Half an hour later he notices a dust cloud & sound behind him. He stops & sees his friend riding very fast towards him.
"What's wrong ?" King asks.
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Out of breath, his friend answers, "It is the wrong Key...!! "


Submitted By : Srini
Place : Hyd
14 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes