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Jul
16
2014
Ek Baar Ek Shikari Bhalu Ka Shikar Karne Ki


Ek Baar Ek Shikari Bhalu Ka Shikar Karne Ki Sochta Hai.
Apni Banduk Aur Baki Saman Ko Leke Jungle Pahunch Jata Hai.
Kafi Der Batkane Ke Bad Use Ek Bhalu Nazar Ata Hai,
Par Kambakth Bhaalu Bahut Chalak Hota Hai Wo Ek Taraf Jhaadiya Hila Ke Dusri Taraf Chala Jaata Hai,
Jab Shikari Un Jhaadiyo Mein Shoot Karne Waala Hota Hai Wo Bhaalu Piche Se Aata Hai Uski Gaand Maar Ke Chala Jaata Hai,
Shikari Rota Pitta Ghar Aata Hai, Par Agle Din Fir Uska Shikar Karne Pahunch Jata Hai.
Agle Din Bhi Bhaalu Phir Se Jhaadiya Hila Ke Dusri Taraf Chala Jaata Hai,
Jab Tak Shikari Un Jhaadiyo Mein Shoot Karne Waala Hota Hai Bhaalu Fir Piche Se Aata Hai Uski Gaand Maar Ke Chala Jaata Hai,
Ultimately Wo Sochta Hai Kal Main Toap Launga Or Jungle Mein Aag Laga Dunga,
Next Day Wo Toap Lata Hai, Jungle Mein Aag Lag Jaati Hai Aur Shikari Apni Pent Khol Ke Niche Baith Jaata Hai,
Bhaalu Aata Hai Or Kheech Ke Uski Gaand Pe Laat Maarta Hai, Aur Kehta Hai,
Bhalu: ?Bhosdike Yahaan Jungle Mein Aag Lagi Hai Or Tujhe Gaand Marwane Ki Padi Hai??

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
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Jul
16
2014
Ek Baar Sher Ke Man Mein Sex Karne Ki Aa Gayi To


Ek Baar Sher Ke Man Mein Sex Karne Ki Aa Gayi To Wo Bander Ko Bola.
Sher: ?Aaja Gaand Maarna Khelte Hai?
Bander: ?Pehle Main Marunga?
Sher Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: ?Theek Hai?
Bander Ne Ek Ghante Tak Sher Ki Tasalli Se Maari Aur Maarne Ke Baad Bhaag Gaya.
Sher Ko Bada Gussa Aya Aur Vo Bhi Uske Piche Bhaag Liya.
Dhundte Dhundte Sher Ek Gaanv Mein Pahucha.
Wahaa Ek Aadmi Nahane Ki Taiyari Mein Apne Kapde Aur Newspaper Table Par Rakh Kar Nahane Chala Gaya.
Bander Ne Dekha Aur Uske Kapde Pahne Aur Newspaper Padne Ka Natak Karte Hue Table Par Beth Gaya.
Itne Mein Sher Bhaga-Bhaga Aaya Aur Bahar Bethe Bander Se Puchha.
Sher: ?Aapne Kisi Bander Ko Jate Hue Dekha Hai??
Bander: ?Wahi Bander Na, Jisne Aapki Gaand Mari Hai??
Sher Ke To Tote Udd Gaye Aur Hairani Se Bola: ?Ji, Par Aap Ko Kaise Pata Chala?
Bander: ?Akhbar Mein Headline Hai ? Bander Ne Sher Ki Maar Li.?

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
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Jul
16
2014
Ek baar akbar birbal aur akbar ki begum bagiche


Ek baar akbar , birbal aur akbar ki begum bagiche mein ghoomne jaate hai ghoomte ghoomte woh ek ped ke niche aate hai .
akbar : " birbal , humko begum ke saath kuch waqt bitana hai to tum ped ke upar jaakar bait jao"
toh birbal jaakar ped ke upar bait jaata hai. thode samay ke baat.
birbal : " jahapana main upar se sab dekh raha hoon aap mere samane rani ko chod nahi sakte"
akbar : "yeah tum kya keh rahe ho main kaha rani ko chod raha hoon"
birbal : "nahi jhoot mat boliye aap khud yaha aakar dekhiye shaayad yeh jaaduyi ped hai "
asliyat main akbar nichr kuch bhi nahi karta rahta hai phir bhi woh ped ke upar jaata hai . doosre taraf se birbal niche aakar begum ka gaand marta hai .
akbar : "arey! birbal tum sahi kehte ho ye jaduyi ped hai yaha se aisa lagta hai ki koi rani ka chod raha hai "

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
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Jul
16
2014

Survey me aadmiyo se puchha gya


Survey me aadmiyo se puchha gya..
ki aap sex k baad kiya karte h
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10%- so jate h
7%- fruits khate h
8% - smoke karte h
75%- ne kha k ...
hum apne ghar chle jate hain..

Submitted By : Ravinder Kumar
Place : Panipat
9 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
16
2014
Pati Ko Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thhi Aur Bechaini Se


Pati Ko Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thhi Aur Bechaini Se Karvate Badal Raha Tha.

Akhir Raha Na Gaya To Biwi Se Bola.

Pati: ?Janu, Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai, Thoda Sa S3x Ho Jaye??

Biwi Khud Kisi Baat Pe Pareshan Thi, Ye Sun Kar Bhadak Kar Boli.

Biwi: ?Kyu M@dharch#d, Meri Ch##t Mein Kya Neend Ki Goliya Bhari Hai Jo Tujhe Neend Aa Jayegi??

Submitted By : Ravinder Kumar
Place : Panipat
20 Likes
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Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
16
2014
Ek Mota Bijli Wala Apni Biwi Ke Sath S3x Kar


Ek Mota Bijli Wala Apni Biwi Ke Sath S3x Kar Raha Tha.

Par Uski Patni Khush Nahi Dikh Rahi Thhi, Kuch Der Ye Dekhne Ke Baad Usne Pucha.

Mistri: ?Bolo Priye Tumhe Kya Ghum Hai??

Patni: ?Swami Ji, Load Jyada Aur Voltage Kam Hai?

Submitted By : Ravinder Kumar
Place : Panipat
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Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
16
2014
Universal thoughts before picking phone when


Universal thoughts before picking phone when boss calls :

?Ab kya maa chud gayi iski ?
?Gaand le rakhi hai isne ?
?Ab kiski gaand mari gayi ?
?Kal se le rakhi hai isne ?
?Iss bc ko ghar par koi kaam nahi hai kya ?
?Jab bhi daaru piyo is bc ka phone aana hi hai ?
?Issey chutti ke din bhi mrwani hoti h?

After picking phone :
"Haanji sir" !!

Submitted By : Ravinder Kumar
Place : Panipat
21 Likes
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Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
16
2014
BC aaj kal ki laundiya break up hone k baad fb


BC aaj kal ki laundiya break up hone k baad fb par full too chat karti h phir ek aadh bandey ko jiss se chat kar k maza aaye ussey add kar leti h uss se apne relation k Jo k toot gaya uska Randi rona suna k ussey pakaati h
Phir kehti h k tu hi mera best friend h
Banda bhi khush ho jata h k koi to friend bani ladki
But phir uss gandwi ladki ko jb phir dobara naya loda milta h to wo phir apni aukaat dikha k apne fb friend jisne kabhi uske bure time par uska saath diya tha ussey ignore kar k naye lode ko muh me le leti h

Ye kasam se aaj ki reality hai..

Submitted By : Ravinder Kumar
Place : Panipat
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Rating :   5 Votes