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Apr
13
2014

Million Dollars Questions


Million Dollars Questions

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
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Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy
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New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
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Why is sex like shaving ? Well, because no matter how well you do it today tomorrow you'll have to do it again
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Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
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Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right? A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
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Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR .. it's SHOWTIME!!!

Submitted By : ajay sharma
Place : bhopal
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Apr
4
2014

Man 2 Wife Business is Going Down


Man 2 Wife : Business is Going Down
If U Learn To Cook
We Can Remove Bavarchi
Wife : ****
If U Learn To f***
We Can Remove Driver , Gardner & Watchman ...

Submitted By : ajay sharma
Place : bhopal
6 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Apr
2
2014

Zaruri Suchna


Zaruri Suchna:
Agar jyada muth maarne ki wajah se lund tedha ho gaya hai to
Darne ki jarurat nhi kyuoki Choot hi to chodni ahi Knosa SNOOKER khelna hai ?.

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
84 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   87 Votes


Apr
2
2014

Pappu on honeymoon nite


Pappu on honeymoon nite

Jaanu itna kyu ghabra rahi ho..?
Biwi: Mujhe sex ke baare me kuch bhi nahi pata..

Pappu: aree to isme sharmaane ki kya baat hai
(he points at his dick) - Isko kehte hai Qaidi.
(he points finger at her pussy)- isko kehte hai jail.

Jab qaidi jail me jaata hai aur baahar aata hai usse sex bolte hai..

Biwi: Itna aasan? To phir chaalu kare.

They have passionate sex and pappu rests...

Biwi nudges him again says: suno jail khuli hai aur qaidi bahar hai...

Pappu fir se Biwi k uper chadd jata hai... maaze se chodta hai...

10 min baad Biwi nudges him again n says : jail khuli hai aur qaidi baahar ghum raha hai...

Pappu thodi himmat jutata hai aur fir Biwi ko chodta hai,

Jaisi hi pappu leta...

Biwi ki talap fir se jaag gai aur boli : jail khuli hai aur qaidi bahar hai....

Frustrated pappu: To bhen-ki-lodi thodi baahar ki hawa bhi khaane de...UMAR QAID thodi mili hai..

Submitted By : salman
Place : delhi
8 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Apr
2
2014

3 FEELINGS


3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
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Stress is when wife is pregnant,
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tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
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panic is when both r pregnant.

Submitted By : ajay sharma
Place : bhopal
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Mar
30
2014

Acchanak wali Lottery -


Acchanak wali Lottery :-?



After Wife's delivery, Husband asked Nurse - How soon do U think we will be able to have Sex ??

Nurse: Meet me in 20 minutes..
???

Submitted By : Swapnil
Place : Mumbai
3 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Mar
23
2014

1 kuwari ldki ko baccha ho gaya


1 kuwari ldki ko baccha ho gaya.
B.f:kese hua ?
Ldki pyar se boli:Jis rat tumhe NiGHt FALL hua mera bluetooth on tha..!
Wlcme 2 3G technology..

Submitted By : aastik hamad
Place : indore
5 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Mar
23
2014

Ek dam fresh


Ek dam fresh.... ??

Ladki apne Boyfrnd se -
Maine 4 Boys se Sex kiya, to me Randi... Aur tumne 10 Ladkiyo ko kiya, to tum Jawan Mard...
Aisa kyo....?? Bolo....

Boy - Suno...

Jo 'Taala?' bahut Chabiyo? se khule,
wo kharab "Taala"?

...Lekin,

Jis "Chabi" se bahut sare Taale ? khule,
wo

"MASTER KEY"? kahlati hai...
?????
Golu- Tera baap doctor hai, fir bhi tu beemar
ho gaya..
Kitne sharam ki baat hai....

Molu- Bhenchod tera baap Condom bechta hai, fir
bhi tu paida hua na chutiye.....:???

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Girl-kal mai tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. tumne bandhwai q nahi..?

Classic ans?

boy-agar kal mai tere liye condom lau to kya tu thokne degi..????
baaaaat karti hai..

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?? Girl to Boyfriend:
Tum Boys Jab susu karte ho to Uske Baad Apna Woh Q Hilate ho?

BF: Hum Usko Ye Yaad Dilate H Ki- Jaag laude, Tere Jeevan Ka Uddesh Sirf Mutna Nahi Hai ?. ...
.?????

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Girl - Mom I am Pregnant.

Mom - Kya..... kaise ??

Girl - It was an Accident.

Mom - Accident kalmuhi.
sadak pe chalte chalte Lode Pe gir gayi thi kya.

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A boy was ?masturbating ?, suddenly
neighbourhood girl comes in & the boy doesnt
notice..

Girl :- shameless! wat r u doing?

Boy: 100 saal jiyegi tu.. 100 saal ??

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Santa -"Veg aur non-veg film kya hoti hai.

Banta -"Film dekhte waqt agar ankh me pani aaye to veg, underwear me pani aaye to non-veg."??..

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Ladkiya 4 Cheezo ki diwani hoti hai 1) Make up 2) Mobile 3) Shopping
4)
Niche dekh
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abe sale apne niche dekh ?'

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Wife:-Jaanu apne koi aisi gaali suni hai Jo dekhi bhi ho????
Husband:-hasne laga aur bola haan..
Wife:-kaun si??
Husband haste hue : teri behen ki chut..????????

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This is a classic!!

Ek lady ko uska bachaa bahut pareshan kar raha tha.

To usne ek thandi saans li aur boli:

"Kaash?.

Us Din main

Muh Me Le leti... ??

Submitted By : arjun
Place : karnal
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes