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Sep
10
2014
TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in



TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Aug
18
2014

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सबसे पवित्र चीज है पुरुष का लिंग

ये बहूत विनम्र है ,
हमेशा झुका रहता है

ये दयालु है,
लडकियों की गोद भरता है

ये असली गुरु है,
जो अपने दो चेलों का साथ नही छोडता

इसमें सादगी है,
ये छोटी सी गुफा में रात गुजारता है

ये आदरणीय है,
नारी को देख के खड़ा हो जाता है

ये कोमल है,
चाहे कितना भी मोड़ो मरोड़ो इसमें से अमृत ही निकलता है, जिससे सृष्टि चलती है

आप लिंग धारी है तो मेसैज आगे भेजे

Submitted By : Govind
Place : Barabanki
35 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes


Aug
11
2014

chut mare chutiya chut ko kre badnam


chut mare chutiya chut ko kre badnam
chut to wo dhrmsaala h..
jhan lund devta kre vishram..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
21 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Jun
24
2014

josh bhare lund ko thukaraya nhi karte


josh bhare lund ko thukaraya nhi karte..
yun gaand dikha k jaya nhi karte..
kiya huaa mera ghar mahal nhi..
kiya jhopdi me log chudwaya nhi karte..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
32 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   65 Votes


Jun
23
2014

arz kiya h


arz kiya h...
gaand marwane se kisi ki mout nhi hoti "galib"
wah!!!!
wah!!!!
gaand marwane se kisi ki mout nhi hoti "galib"
sirf chlne ka andaz badl jata h..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
22 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Jun
23
2014

nipple se tapk rha pasina


nipple se tapk rha pasina...
nipple se tapk rha pasina..
bhigi hui gaand or lathpath seena..
ab tumhi btao "galib"
itni garmi me kaise thoke koi hasina..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
18 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Jun
21
2014
ladki k inkar karne par miya Galib ne 1 masoom c


ladki k inkar karne par miya Galib ne 1 masoom c Ghazl kuchh is tarah pesh ki h...
yun hum ko stane ki jrurt kiya thi....aur gaand meri jalane ki zrurat kiya thi...,
jo nahi tha ishq mujhse to keh diya hota...
apni maa chudwane ki zrurat kiya thi..
maloom tha agr ye khwab toot jayega..,
to nind mein aa k chut dikhane ki zrurat kiya thi...
maan bhi lun agr ye ek tarfa mohbbat thi....
to mujhe dekhkar BEHAN KI LODI
muskrane ki zrurat kiya thi...

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
26 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Jun
20
2014

tatti k sath paad aa gya


tatti k sath paad aa gya...
mootne k baad jhag aa gya..
girlfriend k sath tha..to uska baap aa gya..????
aaj pure din ki maa chud gyi..
or upr se..bhosdi k tu yaad aa gya

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
21 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes