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Mar
10
2014

Girl- mei hu ladki jheel ki


Girl:- mei hu ladki jheel ki,
chut meri steel ki,
chod sake na hathi ghode,
tu kya chodega maa ke loude...

Boy:-naam hai mera pappan pillo,
lund ka weight chappan kilo,
jamin par maru toh kuva khod jaye...
tu to kya teri ma bhi chud jaye..?

Submitted By : Amit
Place : Nashik
91 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   209 Votes


Mar
7
2014

Arz kiya hai


Arz kiya hai....

Sheesha fenka aasmaan mein...
rastey mein hi toot gyaa...

WAH WAH!

Sheesha fenka aasmaan mein...
rastey mein hi toot gyaa...

Teri Behen ka Sapna aayaa...
Kachche mein hi chhoot gyaa...

XD

Submitted By : Logan
Place : Chandigarh
25 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   74 Votes


Jan
24
2014

ek majbut shayari


ek majbut shayari..
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Dikhne me hai preety dekho kitni simple sadhi....
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dikhne me hai preety dekho kitni simple sadhi...
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chup ke se dekho apne chaddhi me hai paadi..PewPewPew

Submitted By : Himanshu
Place : Airoli
30 Likes
117 Dislikes
Rating :   218 Votes


Jan
19
2014

natak mat kar


Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;Wah Wah!Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;Ki Woh Khud Apni Kameez Utarkar Boli;Daba Le Kamine, Faltu Mein Natak Mat Kar !!!

Submitted By : manish
Place : mumbai
94 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   188 Votes


Jan
17
2014

arz kiya h


arz kiya h

josh Bhare Lund Ko Janeman Thukraya Nahi Karte,
Yun Chut Dikha Ke Aage Se Guzar Jaya Nahi Karte,
Kya Hua Agar Mera Ghar Ek Raja Ka Mahal Nahi,
To Kya Jhompdi Mein Log Chudvaya Nahi Karte..?

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : ratangarh
378 Likes
33 Dislikes
Rating :   387 Votes


Jan
17
2014

arz kiya h


arz kiya h

Jidhar Dekho Sabhi Choot Ke Deewane Baithe Hai,
Hajaaro Mar Gaye Par Lakho Aur Taiyar Baithe Hai,
Sale Ek Choot Ke Piche Sab Kuch Apna Luta Dete Hai,
Aur Duniya Ko Kahte Hai Ki Hum Berojgaar Bethe Hai.

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : ratangarh
327 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   334 Votes


Jan
16
2014

Roz Sapne Mein Aati Ho


Roz Sapne Mein Aati Ho,
Neende Hamari Udati Ho,
Chaddi Hamari Kaun Dhoyega Janeman,
Jo Roz Raat Ko Aakar Bhigati Ho.

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
103 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   156 Votes


Jan
7
2014
Swimming Pool Me Tairne Wale Ghas Nahi Dekha Karte


Swimming Pool Me Tairne Wale, Ghas Nahi Dekha Karte,
Sachhe Ashiq Karne Ke Pahle, Aas Paas Nahi Dekha Karte,
Jaldi Se Chod Ke Chale Jaate Hain, Chodne Wale,
Ladki Buri Hai Ya Jhakkas Ye Bakwas Nahi Dekha Karte

Submitted By : premdan
Place : orissa cuttack
42 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   172 Votes