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Nov
26
2014
jaat kya ukhaar raha hai chal subah


jaat kya ukhaar raha hai chal subah ho gayi uth

Submitted By : YO YO SUHEL KHAN
Place : Gonda
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
22
2014

phodi phodi a ty lann lann


phodi phodi a ty lann lann






lann lain aian wein thaly

Submitted By : safian shekh
Place : adult
7 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
11
2014

khuda ne jism diya hai khodne ke liye


khuda ne jism diya hai khodne ke liye
waha waha tera bap bolega bhodike
khuda ne jism diya hai khudne ke liye
aur sasur ne beti diya ha chodne ke liye

Submitted By : shankar
Place : jind
22 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Sep
24
2014

land hila kar dekh


land hila kar dekh
maza ayega
zindigi ka
ladki pata kar to
dekh maza ayega
har khushi ka

Submitted By : shabbu Alfa
Place : najibabad
12 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Sep
10
2014
TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in



TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
33 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes


Aug
18
2014

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सबसे पवित्र चीज है पुरुष का लिंग

ये बहूत विनम्र है ,
हमेशा झुका रहता है

ये दयालु है,
लडकियों की गोद भरता है

ये असली गुरु है,
जो अपने दो चेलों का साथ नही छोडता

इसमें सादगी है,
ये छोटी सी गुफा में रात गुजारता है

ये आदरणीय है,
नारी को देख के खड़ा हो जाता है

ये कोमल है,
चाहे कितना भी मोड़ो मरोड़ो इसमें से अमृत ही निकलता है, जिससे सृष्टि चलती है

आप लिंग धारी है तो मेसैज आगे भेजे

Submitted By : Govind
Place : Barabanki
76 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   63 Votes


Aug
11
2014

chut mare chutiya chut ko kre badnam


chut mare chutiya chut ko kre badnam
chut to wo dhrmsaala h..
jhan lund devta kre vishram..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
29 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Jun
24
2014

josh bhare lund ko thukaraya nhi karte


josh bhare lund ko thukaraya nhi karte..
yun gaand dikha k jaya nhi karte..
kiya huaa mera ghar mahal nhi..
kiya jhopdi me log chudwaya nhi karte..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
39 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   87 Votes