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Apr
1
2015

14


पागल है वो लोग जो 14 फ़रवरी को प्रपोज़ करते है ।
मेरी मानो तो aaj प्रपोज़ करो
मान गई तो cool ...
वरना दीदी अप्रैल fool...

Submitted By : Arshi Verma
Place : Delhi
9 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Apr
1
2015

Kamwali ko 1din CONDOM mila


Kamwali ko 1din CONDOM mila,

Kamwali- Maalkin ye kya hai...?

Malkin: Tere gaon me CHUDAAI nahi hoti kya...?

Kamwali- Hoti to hai par itni jabardast nahi ki LAWDE ka chhilka hi nikal jaye..

Submitted By : Arshi Verma
Place : Delhi
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Mar
16
2015

Sher kahu sher kahu


Sher kahu sher kahu sher mujhe ata ni chut teri choti si mera usme jata ni....

Submitted By : Mohit khurcha
Place : saharanpur
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Feb
6
2015

aaj tu bhul hi chuki h mujhe


aaj tu bhul hi chuki h mujhe;

to itna yaad rakhna....bhenchod!

ye to pyar ka bhram tha vrna..itna chodta ki ghar tak bacche dete hue jaati!!!


-bhadka hua aashiq

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
31
2015
tir se kya marti ho dhar to talbar me hai


tir se kya marti ho dhar to talbar me hai
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Dupate se kyo chupati ho maal to salbar me hai

Submitted By : Rounak Agarwal
Place : Jhansi
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
20
2015

main hoon raani jheel ki


main hoon raani jheel ki
chut hai meri steel ki
na chaud paye koi hathi ghoda
tu kya chadega maa ka lauda.....

this is not for my readers ... i know u all are damn good fuckers....

Submitted By : sanskar jain
Place : bhopal
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Dec
28
2014
Vo soti rahi main karta raha intjat unake javab


Vo soti rahi main karta raha intjat unake javab ka
Abhi diya hi tha ki gira diya hatho se phool gulab ka
Kahti h ki bahut achcha lagta h jab jata h
kano me jabj aapka.

Submitted By : Abhishek yadav 7068394895
Place : Varansi
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
10
2014

16


एक 16 साल की लड़की ने भाभी से पूछा….


ये प्यार, इश्क, मोहब्बत, दीवानगी क्या होता है…???


भाभी ने गेहरी साँस ली ,

और कहा :
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कुछ नहीं रे…..


सब फ्री में ठोकने के बहाने है……!!!

Submitted By : L0ve HuRtSss...
Place : mumbai
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes