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Oct
11
2014

khuda ne jism diya hai khodne ke liye


khuda ne jism diya hai khodne ke liye
waha waha tera bap bolega bhodike
khuda ne jism diya hai khudne ke liye
aur sasur ne beti diya ha chodne ke liye

Submitted By : shankar
Place : jind
21 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Sep
24
2014

land hila kar dekh


land hila kar dekh
maza ayega
zindigi ka
ladki pata kar to
dekh maza ayega
har khushi ka

Submitted By : shabbu Alfa
Place : najibabad
12 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Sep
10
2014
TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in



TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
33 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Aug
18
2014

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सबसे पवित्र चीज है पुरुष का लिंग

ये बहूत विनम्र है ,
हमेशा झुका रहता है

ये दयालु है,
लडकियों की गोद भरता है

ये असली गुरु है,
जो अपने दो चेलों का साथ नही छोडता

इसमें सादगी है,
ये छोटी सी गुफा में रात गुजारता है

ये आदरणीय है,
नारी को देख के खड़ा हो जाता है

ये कोमल है,
चाहे कितना भी मोड़ो मरोड़ो इसमें से अमृत ही निकलता है, जिससे सृष्टि चलती है

आप लिंग धारी है तो मेसैज आगे भेजे

Submitted By : Govind
Place : Barabanki
70 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   63 Votes


Aug
11
2014

chut mare chutiya chut ko kre badnam


chut mare chutiya chut ko kre badnam
chut to wo dhrmsaala h..
jhan lund devta kre vishram..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
28 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes


Jun
24
2014

josh bhare lund ko thukaraya nhi karte


josh bhare lund ko thukaraya nhi karte..
yun gaand dikha k jaya nhi karte..
kiya huaa mera ghar mahal nhi..
kiya jhopdi me log chudwaya nhi karte..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
38 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   86 Votes


Jun
23
2014

arz kiya h


arz kiya h...
gaand marwane se kisi ki mout nhi hoti "galib"
wah!!!!
wah!!!!
gaand marwane se kisi ki mout nhi hoti "galib"
sirf chlne ka andaz badl jata h..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
27 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Jun
23
2014

nipple se tapk rha pasina


nipple se tapk rha pasina...
nipple se tapk rha pasina..
bhigi hui gaand or lathpath seena..
ab tumhi btao "galib"
itni garmi me kaise thoke koi hasina..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
22 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes