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Jun
24
2014

josh bhare lund ko thukaraya nhi karte


josh bhare lund ko thukaraya nhi karte..
yun gaand dikha k jaya nhi karte..
kiya huaa mera ghar mahal nhi..
kiya jhopdi me log chudwaya nhi karte..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
18 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Jun
23
2014

arz kiya h


arz kiya h...
gaand marwane se kisi ki mout nhi hoti "galib"
wah!!!!
wah!!!!
gaand marwane se kisi ki mout nhi hoti "galib"
sirf chlne ka andaz badl jata h..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
19 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
23
2014

nipple se tapk rha pasina


nipple se tapk rha pasina...
nipple se tapk rha pasina..
bhigi hui gaand or lathpath seena..
ab tumhi btao "galib"
itni garmi me kaise thoke koi hasina..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jun
21
2014
ladki k inkar karne par miya Galib ne 1 masoom c


ladki k inkar karne par miya Galib ne 1 masoom c Ghazl kuchh is tarah pesh ki h...
yun hum ko stane ki jrurt kiya thi....aur gaand meri jalane ki zrurat kiya thi...,
jo nahi tha ishq mujhse to keh diya hota...
apni maa chudwane ki zrurat kiya thi..
maloom tha agr ye khwab toot jayega..,
to nind mein aa k chut dikhane ki zrurat kiya thi...
maan bhi lun agr ye ek tarfa mohbbat thi....
to mujhe dekhkar BEHAN KI LODI
muskrane ki zrurat kiya thi...

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
13 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jun
20
2014

tatti k sath paad aa gya


tatti k sath paad aa gya...
mootne k baad jhag aa gya..
girlfriend k sath tha..to uska baap aa gya..????
aaj pure din ki maa chud gyi..
or upr se..bhosdi k tu yaad aa gya

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jun
19
2014

agar sex marzi se ho to pap nhi hota


agar sex marzi se ho to pap nhi hota..
agar kuwari se ho to mawad khrab nhi hota..
condom lga lena mere bhai..
kiyon ki khde lund k dimak nhi hota..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
17 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Jun
19
2014

Braa ki mehak churai nhi jaati


Braa ki mehak churai nhi jaati,
panti ki jhalk chhupai nhi jati.
kitni b chhota ho girlfriend ka breast !!!!!
1 baar chus lo to bhulai nahi jaati...

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
20 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jun
16
2014
is anjaan shehar me pathar kaha se aakr laga


is anjaan shehar me pathar kaha se aakr laga mujhe..
....a dost .....
lagta hai in gairon k bheed me koi apna hi maa chuda rha h...

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
16 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes