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Police Hume Aapke Ghar Ki


Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki H
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui H

Submitted By : Sumeet
Place : Nanded

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दिल्ली सरकार के मुख्यमंत्री और दुनिया के सबसे ईमानदार व्यक्ति श्री केजरीवाल जी ने घोषणा की है कि भीड़ से बचने के लिए 1 जनवरी से स्कूल व्यवस्था में परिवर्तन

अब 1 दिन शिक्षक स्कूल जायेंगे
और
दुसरे दिन छात्र



Submitted By : Sumeet
Place : Nanded

Patni ko ek naukri mili dusre sahar me usne waha


Patni ko ek naukri mili dusre sahar me usne waha pahuch kar pati ko SMS bheja
Galti se vo SMS kisi or ko pahuch gaya
Jis admi ko pahucha ko apni patni ko dafana kar aa raha tha aur vo SMS padhkar behosh ho gaya
SMS kuch asa tha
Me yaha aaraam se pahuch gayi ho yaha internet ki suvidha bhi hai airtel 4G bhi kam kar raha hai 2-3 dino me me aap ko bhi yaha bula lengi

Submitted By : Akansh
Place : rajgarh

Teacher Student se What does your father do


Teacher Student se : What does your father do?

Student : Vahi jo Mummy bolti h...

Submitted By : Prince and Dhiraj
Place : New Delhi

Pati patni ko lekar mall me movie dekhne gaya


Pati patni ko lekar mall me movie dekhne gaya
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. Ab kya movie bhi nahi dekh sakta haad ho gayi
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Submitted By : Akansh
Place : rajgarh

Download link


Download link: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=redchilli.apps.bangla_message_corner

Submitted By : salwarhossain
Place : itahar

Jaldi se bolo Tezi se bolo


Jaldi se bolo. Tezi se bolo
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HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW!


Aray main ne jaldi bolney ko kaha ta
kutay (dog) ki tarah bonkney (barking) ko nahi kaha ta.

Submitted By : Saad Ullah
Place : Bannu

While walking through a courthouse a kid enters


While walking through a courthouse, a kid enters an empty courtroom.

He sees a fine leather briefcase (the kind the lawyers carry) sitting on the table, picks it up and exits through the back door of the courtroom into the judge's chambers.

And who should be sitting there; the judge.

Judge: Hey kid, are you familiar with the liquor store across the street from the courthouse?

Kid: (nods).

Judge: Good, I want you to go across the street and steal me a bottle of booze.

The kid runs across the street, enters the liquor store, and when the proprietor is not looking, slips a fifth into the briefcase and brings it back to the judge.

The judge immediately opens the bottle and swigs half of it.

Judge: Hey kid, I need you to run another errand. There's a contractor, Slapdash Construction, next to the liquor store. Go to them and tell them that the judge sent you. They'll give you a brown paper bag. Bring it back to me.

The kid runs to Slapdash Construction, tells them that the judge sent him, receives a brown paper bag filled with fifties and hundreds, puts it into the briefcase and takes it to the judge.

Judge: Kid, you did great. Now unzip my fly.

The kid unzips the judge's fly.

Judge: Now suck my dick!

Kid: Hey wait a minute mister. I'm not a real attorney; I just found this briefcase in the courtroom!

Submitted By : aarav singh
Place : new delhi