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Feb
13
2017

Interview


*Interview*

Q: What do you work for: Money or Passion?
A: Passion.

Q: Great! You got the job. By the way, what is your Passion?
A: Money.

Submitted By : Sanket
Place : surat
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
10
2017

Ek sarder ne airhostess se kaha Aapki shakal


Ek sarder ne airhostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai”.
Airhostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara…
Sardar foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai..!!!

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Feb
10
2017

Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo


Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,
De k khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar kro uski saheli k samne itna ki
Uski saheli b aa k kahe JANU muje b pata lo

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jan
31
2017

We have two options this elections to choose


We have two options this elections to choose from… A) Lotus … B) Loot-us

Nice lines seen on a banner in Bangalore.. I want my India to be MODIfied! Agar majburi ka naam Mahatma Gandhi hai to.. Majbuti ka naam Narendra Modi hai..

Modi for vision.. Rahul for division.. Kejriwal for Televisions!!

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
15 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
27
2017

Ordinary people


Ordinary people:
I want to go to toilet.

Executives :
I want to use the wash room.

Gulzar sahab (poet):
Machalti hain pet mein kuch lehrein aisi,
Lagta hai inhe kisi kinare ki talaash hai.


Submitted By : Arpit Kaahyap
Place : ahmedabad
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
30
2017

Wife - RAEES Dekhne chalein


Wife - RAEES Dekhne chalein ?
Husband - Main us KAABIL nahi

Wife- Toh KAABIL chalein
Husband- Main Utna RAEES nahi
..........
Baad mein ghar me bacchon ne DANGAL dekha

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
12 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
30
2017

Teacher -Translate the sentence into English


Teacher -Translate the sentence into English..
‘वसंत ने मुझे मुक्का मारा'

Santa- 'वसन्तपंचमी'..!"

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
30
2017

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सन्डे की सुबह 10 बजे तक अगर आपके घर वाले आपको सोने देते हैं तो....


या तो आपकी सैलरी अच्छी है,,

या फिर उनको आपसे कोई उम्मीद नहीं है।


Submitted By : Kunal
Place : Patiala
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes