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Sep
20
2014

Ramu ki shadi hui


Ramu ki shadi hui.

Usne daddy se kaha ki kuch nahi pata suhagrat me
kya karna hai.

Daddy ne use 1 walkie talkie diya or kaha tu jab
bed pr hoga to mujhe call karna, mai tujhe
bataunga kya karna hai.


Ramu : dady mai ready hoon.
Dady: abi tu apne or apni biwi k kapde utaar
Ramu : utaar diya ab kya karoon?
Daddy: Abhi tu uske neeche woh cheez daalna jo
sirf tere aur mere paas hai uske pass nahi;)
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Chutiye ne Walkie talkie andar daal diya... 
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Submitted By : VIKAS
Place : NOIDA
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Sep
19
2014

The Changing Times


The Changing Times

1970-1985: Sunny means Gavaskar.
1985-2010: Sunny means Deol.
2010-2025: Sunny means Leone
Kaam teeno ka ek hi hai..
thukai.. bas tareeke alag alag hain!!?

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : INDIA
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Sep
19
2014

Doctor-is bar bhi


Doctor:-is bar bhi
Tumhari Wife ko Gas Problem hai wo Pregnant nahi hai.!

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Santa :- He Bhagwan..?

Tune Mujhe Lund diya hai ya CNG Pump ??

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : INDIA
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Sep
21
2014

santa ne banta k Kan me


santa ne banta k Kan me
aisa kea kahaa k banta sunte hi
gir gayaa

common boys fast answer

Submitted By : Sahir Rock
Place : Buldhana
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Sep
21
2014

Jeeto Ek baat batani hai par please mujhe maroge


Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par please mujhe maroge to nahi.
Santa: Haan bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu.
Santa: It?s a gud News. Ess baat par kyu tumhe maru.
Jeeto: Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
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Sep
21
2014

Santa to Autodriver Gurudware Jaoge


Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?
Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?
Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere
liye langar le aana!

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
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Sep
21
2014

Husband Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar




Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale
sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.
Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil gya

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
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Sep
21
2014

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante


Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
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