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Sep
29
2014

ek bar 1 officer transfer hokar naya office join


ek bar 1 officer transfer hokar naya office join karta hai aur WO apne Naye office me saare employees ko instruction deta hai ki jaisi bhi cheez ho kitna bhi urgent kyu na ho kabhi office mein chillane ki awaaz na aaye hamesha office mein politely baat karna
ek din office mein ek business meeting chal rahi this tabhi achanak peon zor zor chill at a hai bachao bachao..

officer gusse mein jaata hai kya hua Maine mama kiya that chillana mat

Saheb Mere ek leg se ek ghilheri andar ghus gayi
officer tu sehan nahi karpaya
peon sahib Maine sehan kiye lekin mere dusre leg se ek dusri ghilheri andar ghus gayi

officer tu ye sehan nahi karpaya
PEOn sahib Maine kiya
officer phir tu kya sehan nahi karpaya

peon un dono gilheriyon ne APAs mein Jo baat kari main WO sehan nahi karpaya
officer kya baat kahi?

peon sahib pehli ghilheri dusri se keh rahi this ki Ek AKROOTH abhi khayenge ek ghar lejayenge

Submitted By : nitin
Place : jhansi
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Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
29
2014

Khatarnak insult


Khatarnak insult..
Wife to Husband-
main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj??
Abhi beauty parlour se aayi hu..
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Husband- toh??
Band tha kya ??

Submitted By : R
Place : Pratapgarh , Rajasthan
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Rating :   1 Votes


Sep
29
2014

Dear friends


Dear friends,
For 2nd Oct I'm collecting Gandhiji's Photos.
I need ur help.

Ghar mein jitne bhi 50/100/500/1000 ke notes hai,sab muje dedo.

I JUST LOVE BAPU

RAHUL MANOJ VR

Submitted By : Rahul Manoj V.R
Place : bangalore
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Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
28
2014

One day a jatt boy proposed a girl named fishbut


One day a jatt boy proposed a girl named fish,but she rejected why????
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because if she married that guy,her name will be fish gill.
hahahahahahahahahahahahah

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
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Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
28
2014

I am browsing Kannada SMS - Love SMS Funny SMS


I am browsing [Kannada SMS - Love SMS, Funny SMS, Friendship SMS, SMS Joke and SMS in Kannada: Hudugaru devdas agthare yaake....]. Have a look at it! http://kannada159.blogspot.in/2013/05/hudugaru-devdas-agthare-yaake.html?m=1

Submitted By : uday kulal
Place : udupi
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Rating :   1 Votes


Sep
27
2014

Jis tarah se bacche ki sehat ke liye


Jis tarah se bacche ki sehat ke liye
zaroori hai bacche ki MAA KA DOODH....

Ussi tarah se bacche ke baap ki sehat ke liye
zaroori hai bacche ki MAA KI ....
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KHUSHI,

Kamino jitni tezi se neeche scroll kiya hai

Utni hi tezi se apni soch badal lo !! ?????????

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
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Rating :   1 Votes


Sep
27
2014

Bill Gates has decided not to invest further on


Bill Gates has decided not to invest further on computers after receiving a letter?? from Mr. Banta.

To,
Bill Gates,
Microsoft,
U.S.A.

From: Banta

Date: 1 April 2014

Subject: Problems with my new computer...??

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home & we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.


1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.
We request you to check this.??

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system?
I find only 're-cycle',
but I own a scooter.????

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working.
My wife lost the door key & we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace.
Please rectify this problem.????

4. My child learned?? 'Microsoft word' & now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence',
so when you will provide that?????

5. I bought computer,
CPU, mouse & keyboard,but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when will you provide me the remaining items???

6. It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.??

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home.??

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'.
When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? ??

9. You provide 'My Network Places'.
For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'.
B
Last one Mr. Bill Gates

P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS ?"??????

Regards,

Banta ..??????

Submitted By : ravindra
Place : pune
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Rating :   1 Votes


Sep
26
2014

Teacher - Naare ko english mein kya kehte hai


Teacher - Naareनाड़े ko english mein kya kehte hai...???
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Santa - P.H.D

Submitted By : Ronny
Place : Ahmedabad
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