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Jul
18
2014

2010- kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai


2010- kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai??
2013- kya aapke toothpaste mein namak or nimbu hai??
2016- kya aapke toothpaste mein namak, nimbu or chatmasala hai???
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2020- Colgate Dal fry special, Colgate butter masala, Colgate lemon tea flavor, Colgate mix veg, Spicy Colgate, Colgate butter flavor....
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2021- kya aapke muh mein dant hain??
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NAHI!!!
To le aaiye ready made Colgate teeth..???

Submitted By : Bhargav
Place : junagadh
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
18
2014

Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey sy


Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey sy:
Mari taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutar nikly ga.

Bacha:
Focus adjust kar
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use kar
Micro k sath
High Resolution me pic aani chahiay
Facebook pe upload karni hy
wrna paise nhi milen ge.
SALAA...
"kabutar nikale ga.."
Tere bap ne kbutar dala tha is me.. :-

Submitted By : stylish boy
Place : pakistan
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
17
2014

Ansu ne call lgai to aavaj aai is call k liye


Ansu ne call lgai to aavaj aai, is call k liye aapka balence pryapt nahin hai.
ansu ; koi Baat nahi meri jaan tumse baat ho jati hai.
bas itna hi kaafi hai.

Submitted By : Sun Mishra
Place : Balmau
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
17
2014

1 Pinjrey Me 50 Bandaria Or


1 Pinjrey Me 50 Bandaria Or
1 Bandar Chhodae Gaye,
Or
Elaan Hua K Jo 1 Mint Me Bandar Ko
Pehchan Kar Pakad Le Ga Usey 10,000 Milenge
1st - Obama Gaya Puri Gaand Ka Jor Lagaya Par Fail Ho Gaya
2nd - George Bush Gaya Lekin Uski Bhi
G@@nd Fat Gayi Aur Nakam Rha
3rd - Manmohan Singh Gaya Or 10 Second Me Bandar Le Aaya
Sab Ne Hairani Bhari Nazron Se Poocha,
Aap Ne Kaise Pata Kiya?
M.m Singh: Main Pinjrey Mein Gaya Or Kaha Ki
"Vote Congres Ko Hi Dena To Sirf Ek Ne Kaha.
"Laud@ Le Le Mera"
Amit Kumar Phojdar8006470218

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
8 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
17
2014

Dost Tm ek Aise


Dost Tm ek Aise
"DON" Ho
Jis K Pas dosti k Hr Lock Ki Chabi Hy
Is Liye Hum Aap ko
"DON" With "KEY"
Kehty Hen
Yani K
"DONKEY"
thanx mat bol pagal ye tera haq hy

Submitted By : stylish boy
Place : pakistan
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
17
2014

Mohabat ko had se gujar jane do


Mohabat ko had se gujar jane do,
wo samne aayenge hme bikhar jane do,
Abhi zinda hu me Ehsaas nahi unko,
A Dost, Ro-Ro kar pukarenge hme wo,
Mar to jane Do......Rocky

Submitted By : sunder
Place : Jaipur
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
16
2014

Murjhaye Hue Phool Achhe Nahi Lagte


Murjhaye Hue Phool Achhe Nahi Lagte..
Aap Lund Khujate Achhe Nahi Lagte..

Koi To Patalo Ladki Ab Meri Jaan..
Roz Bathroom Mein Hilaate Achhe Nahi Lagte !!

Submitted By : Akash Pushkar
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
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Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
17
2014

5 years old boy -


: 5 years old boy :-
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too..
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16 years Old Boy :-
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Sorry ! I Have No
Money...
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25 years Old Boy :- I Love u Mom.
Mom :- Kon hai ? Kahan rehti hai wo ?
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Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai

But the Best is

35 yr old man : mom I love you ..
Mom : beta pehle hi bola tha uss chudel se shadi mat kar na...
????. ???
And the best one...55 yr old man : mom i love you..... mom:beta mai koi bhi paper sign nahi karugi...????????.
[17:46, 06/04/2014] aman kdb: 5 years old boy :-
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too..
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16 years Old Boy :-
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Sorry ! I Have No
Money...
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25 years Old Boy :- I Love u Mom.
Mom :- Kon hai ? Kahan rehti hai wo ?
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Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai

But the Best is

35 yr old man : mom I love you ..
Mom : beta pehle hi bola tha uss chudel se shadi mat kar na...
????. ???
And the best one...55 yr old man : mom i love you..... mom:beta mai koi bhi paper sign nahi karugi...????????.

Submitted By : ashish boss
Place : ghaziabad
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes