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Sep
25
2014

Wife Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai meri


Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari yameri beauty.

Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
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Sep
25
2014

TeacherBade ho kar tum kya karoge


Teacher:Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
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Sep
25
2014

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch


Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.

Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?

Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke ?Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!?

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
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Sep
25
2014

Boy MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI


Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..?

Girl: Kya..?

Boy: Acchi film hai na..?

Girl: Kutte ke bacche..!

Boy: What..?

Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!!

Moral ? Jaise ko Taisa

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
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Sep
25
2014

Santa Aur Banta Ne


Santa Aur Banta Ne
Samandar Ke Kinare
Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha
"Doobtey Ko Bachane
Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam"
Santa: Main Jump Lagata
Hun Tum Muje Bachana
Is Tarha 500 Milenge
Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge.
.
Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne
Jump Laga Di.
Banta Khamoshi Se
Dekhta Raha
Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke
Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi
Aata Tum Mje Bachate
Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke
Neeche Nahi Padha,
Neeche Likha Tha
"Laash Nikalne Wale
Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
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Rating :   4 Votes


Sep
25
2014

Police Hume Aapke Ghar Ki


Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
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Sep
25
2014

4 friends meet 30 years after


4 friends meet 30 years after
school....

One goes to take food while
the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became.

No. 1 says his son studied
economics, became a banker and is so rich he gave his best friend a ferrari.

No. 2 said his son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich he gave his best friend a jet.

No. 3 said his son became an engineer, started his own
development company, became so rich he build his best friend a castle.

No 4. came back with a plate full of food and asked what the buzz is about.

They told him they were talking about how successful their sons became and asked him about his son.

He said his son is gay and he works in a Gay Bar.

The other 3 said he must be very disappointed with his son for not becoming successful.

" Oh no !! " said the father, he is doing good.

" Last week on his birthday
he got a ferrari, a jet and a castle from 3 of his
boyfriends..." .

All the 3 fathers fainted ....

This particular joke won
an award for the Best Joke in a competition held in Britain.

Submitted By : ishan
Place : delhi
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Sep
25
2014

Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jayega


Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jayega..
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1.Roll no
2.Exam
3.Date
4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaoge kya?
Anything 4 u

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
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