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Jun
27
2015

girl hi how do you do


girl : "hi! how do you do?"

boy : "vahi purana style...tango ko kandho par aur fir gacha-gach, gacha -gach,gacha-gach..."

girl : "teri maa ki chut bosdike! main puch rahi thi kaisa hai?"

boy : "waisa hi hai...lumba aur kala !"

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
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Jun
26
2015

Boy - birthday par mujhe Chut chahiye


Boy - birthday par mujhe Chut chahiye
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girl - hamesha gandi chiz hi magte ho kuch our mago
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Boy - iphone 6
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girl - Achha thik h pr ghodi nhi banugi

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Submitted By : Morningstar
Place : Noida
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Apr
21
2015

Moral Alag Hai


Moral Alag Hai..

At the age 24, he was a bus conductor.
-Rajnikanth.

He didn’t even completed his university education.
-Bill Gates.

The one who served in hotels.
-Oberoi.

In childhood he stiched shoes.
-Abraham Lincoln.

He worked in a Petrol pump.
-Dhiru Ambani.

Who failed in 10th standard.
-Sachin Tendulkar.

Education drop out and initially a key-board player.
-A.R.Rahman.

Try things you love to do.. Studies doesn’t matter..
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Moral: “Bas ye hi Baate to Hume Padhaayi Karne Se Rokti Hai. :D

Submitted By : patel manan
Place : alighad
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Apr
21
2015

ek kaka hata te temni wife sathe mandir ma


ek kaka hata te temni wife sathe mandir ma jata hata tyare ek polyo neche. padyo kaka e kidhu niche padeli vastu na levya

pachi ek vakhat kaki bike uper thi niche padya tyare kaka e kidhu niche padeli vastu na levya

Submitted By : patel manan
Place : alighad
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Apr
21
2015

Do bachhe jangal me potti kar rahe the Tab ek


Do bachhe jangal me potti kar rahe the... . . Tab ek sher aata h Ist boy chottu !!!!! Tu dar to nahi raha 2nd boy -- nahi yaar !!! Mai nahi darta hu 1st boy-- to fir apni dho na meri kyo dho raha hai

Submitted By : patel manan
Place : alighad
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Mar
18
2015

evi Nakkami vastu kai 6 je Vagar Kaam ni tamara


evi Nakkami vastu kai 6, je Vagar Kaam ni tamara Lund sathe jodayeli hoy chhe..?
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Tu POTE, bhosdina.!!.


Submitted By : Parth
Place : Ahmedabad
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Jun
27
2015

God ne Imran hasmi se pu6a agle janam me kya


God ne Imran hasmi se pu6a agle janam me kya banna pasand karoge?

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Imran hasmi= rawan.

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God=wo Q?

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Imran_hasmi=1 mu se kiss kar kar ke thak gaya hu..

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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Jun
27
2015

papu ne ek ladki ko ek kamal ful diya to ladki


papu ne ek ladki ko ek kamal ful diya to ladki ne papu ko ek jor ka thappad Mara
papu bola- me to bjp ka prachar kar raha hun....
Ladki bola- Me bhi to kangres ki prachar kar raha hun....

Submitted By : niraj kumar sahu
Place : laumunda
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