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Feb
3
2016

What do you call a bee that comes from America


What do you call a bee that comes from America?

USB

No claps please!

Submitted By : Morningstar
Place : Noida
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Feb
2
2016

rhea mom does God go to the bathroom


rhea: mom does God go to the bathroom.
mom: no! why do u ask this.
rhea: cause I herd dad saying that
.oh god plz come out.......

Submitted By : deanne
Place : mumbai
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Feb
2
2016

Some people makes


Some people makes
''Porn Movies,
Some people makes
''Porn Videos''
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But Yo Yo Honey singh has maken a ''Porn Song'', don't believe me just watch
''Blue Eyes''.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
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Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
28
2016

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सेब- मैं इंसानों के दिल की तरह दिखता हूं

आम- मैं पेट की तरह दिखता हूं

अंगूर- मैं आखों की तरह दिखता हूं

केला- सालो मुझे इस तरह
के मजाक बिलकुल पसंद नहीं हैं।

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
8 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
26
2016

Banta- Some people says Sabra ka phhal meetha


Banta- Some people says "Sabra ka phhal meetha hota hai" what they mean in this sentence?

Santa- Something about constipation

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
8 Likes
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Rating :   4 Votes


Jan
26
2016

She- Jhooth bolne ki koshish mat karna Warna


She- Jhooth bolne ki koshish mat karna, Warna main pakad lungi
He- Phir to main roz galati karunga.
Is bahane to pakdegi tu
*Blocked*

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
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Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
26
2016

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डॉक्टर:-
जब तुम्हे पता था कि गाड़ी लड़की चला रही है तो,
रोड से थोडा दूर रहना था ना।
मरीज:-...
कोन सा रोड:-............
मै तो खेत में बिडी पी रहा था

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
21
2016

According to Newtons third law


According to Newton's third law,
Every action has equal but opposite reaction


But



In my case, I love a girl (it's a action) but she doesn't love me (no any opposite reaction)




Thus Newton's third law is wrong :D

Submitted By : hancylover
Place : Pokhara,Nepal
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