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Apr
22
2014

A couple watching an IPL match on the TV


A couple ? watching an IPL ? match on the TV ? together. After five minutes:

Wife: Is that Bret Lee

Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.

Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies ?? like his brother.

Husband: ? He does not have an actor brother

Wife: What about Bruce Lee ?

Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian

Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.

Husband: No. It is called action replay.

Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.

Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta ?

Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter??.

Husband: ???He is not calling for a helicopter. It?s a free hit. ?

Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ? free? hit?

Wife: Now whom is he saying ?HI? to?

Husband: He is signalling a ?Bye?.

Wife: Why is he saying ?Bye?. Is the game over???????

Wife: How many runs to win?

Husband: 72 in 36 balls

Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball

Husband turns off the TV ???.

Wife turns it on and watches ?Balika Vadhu?
??????

Husband: Who is this Anandi?

Wife: Tumhari Maa...???
Don?t you dare disturb me..


Husband: ???

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
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Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
22
2014

True Love


?? True Love ??

Boy:
Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nai hai magar tumhe apni palko par bitha k ghumaunga,
usske jaisa bada ghar nai hai magar tumhe dil me rakhunga,
mere paas usske jitne paise b nai hai magar tumhe mazdoori kar k khilaunga,
aur kya chaiye tumhe..???
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Girl: Bas kar pagle ab rulayega kya..?? Chal apne uss dost ka number de.
? ??

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
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Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
22
2014

Boy-Roop tera ankho ko bha gaya tere Husn ka


Boy-Roop tera ankho ko bha gaya tere Husn ka nasha dil pe chagaya . Girl - teri tarif me kya kahu KAMEENE tere isi pyar k karanmera 30 ka BRA 36 tak aa gaya..

Submitted By : vinay Pal
Place : Uttar pradesh
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Rating :   7 Votes


Apr
22
2014

Ladka pahli bar Callgirl k pas gaya Nabhi me


Ladka pahli bar Callgirl k pas gaya, Nabhi me dalne laga. Callgirl:Bhosdike mere se 2 Dukan to sambal nahi rahi, Or tu TeesriBranch khol raha hai ? :)

Submitted By : vinay Pal
Place : Uttar pradesh
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Apr
22
2014

T20 IPL ki wajah se cricket bahut improve hua


??T20 & IPL ??ki wajah se cricket bahut improve hua hai .....hume bhi apna examination system improve karne ke liye yeh sare steps lene chahiye

1) har paper 1:30 hrs and 50 mrks ka ho .??

2) har 30 min k baad group discusion ke liye break ho ????

3) hume 1 free hit di jaaye jisme student apni marzi ka 1 sawal ka apni marzi ka jawab desake .????

4) pehle 20 mins power play jisme examiner hall se baahar rahe .????


5) har correct answer Pe teacher aakar dance kare????

Toh ab yeh mgs ko itna frwd karo ki apne yeh ye mgs education office tak pahunch jaye .I KNW U CN DO IT .?????? apni education ab apne haat mein hai .......dosto dnt neglect it ........chalo aawaj uthaoo?????????.

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
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Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
21
2014

Kejriwal to his wife batao sex mai sabse jyda


Kejriwal to his wife batao sex mai sabse jyda maza kab aata hai

Wife . Ji woh aap andar daal kr jab non stop khaaste ho.
????

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
8 Likes
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Rating :   5 Votes


Apr
21
2014

The Indian Farmer


The Indian Farmer

An Indian farmer walking through his field notices a foreigner drinking water from a pond, with his hand.

The Farmer shouts, "Woh paani mat peena. Usmein gayein, bhains or suwar nahate hain, potty karte hain, sussu karte hain! (which means, Don't drink that water, the cows, the buffaloes and the pigs shit and pee in it!)"

The man shouts back, "I'm a foreigner, I don't understand your bloody gibberish. Speak English, you bloody Indian idiot!"

The farmer shouts back in English, "Use two hands dude, you can drink more!"

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
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Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
21
2014

Santa USA mein tha


Santa USA mein tha.
1 building mein aag lag gayi.
Santa Fire Brigade se:- Tum logo ko Nechey feko main Catch karunga.

Pehle 1 Ladka aya
phir ladki
phir buddha
phir buddhi
Santa ne sab ko pakar liya.

Phir 1 negro aya to Santa ne chor diya aur bola:

Abey salo jo jal gye hain wo to mat fenko.!!????????

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
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Rating :   3 Votes