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Oct
22
2014

ek bar ek master class me aakr bcho ko khta hai


ek bar ek master class me aakr bcho ko khta hai ki sab ek ek doha boliye, master- Monu tum bolo Monu- ut put raju ki maa ki patgi chut . Master- raju isne to tumaree maa ki chut paad di. Master- raju aab tum bolo. Raju - aand band monu and master ki maa ki patgi gand.

Submitted By : Nikhil narwal
Place : Gohana
10 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
26
2014

Wife Agar mei kho jaau to tum


Wife: Agar mei kho jaau to tum
kya karoge?
Husband: Mei akhbaar mei
advtmnt dunga.
Wife khush hote hue: Kya
likhoge?
Husband :
"JISKO MILE USKI"..

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
68 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Oct
26
2014

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu


GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO
SINGHAM........................

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
55 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   49 Votes


Oct
26
2014

Boy texts his GF


Boy texts his GF:
Jaan,I can’t live without you!
Will you marry me?
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*KILLING Reply*
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Girl:
Kon mar raha hai ab??
I lost all my contacts……

Submitted By : sushant
Place : AHMEDABAD
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
26
2014

When Mukesh Ambani does Lakshmi pooja


When Mukesh Ambani does Lakshmi pooja,

Lakshmiji says ...
भाई तू तो अब रहने दे...

Submitted By : sarthak shah
Place : pune
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Oct
26
2014

Bhakt - Baba Pyar karna Padta hai ya ho Jata Hai


Bhakt :- 'Baba' Pyar karna Padta hai ya ho Jata Hai ?

Baba :- 'Beta' Agar Ladki Khoobsurat ho aur Scooty pe ho... toh ho Jata Hai...

Agar Ladki Badsoorat ho aur Audi mein ho... toh karna padta hai...X_X

Submitted By : J.MAHI
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
25
2014

pappu mom aaj school me teacher puchh rhi thi ki


pappu: mom, aaj school me teacher puchh rhi thi ki mere kitne bhai-bhen hai to maine keh diya ki mai apne maa-baap ki ikloti santaan hu.
jeeto: to teacher ne kya kaha?
pappu: teacher ne haath jode aur kaha, "shukr hai bhagwan ka".

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
25
2014

3 Dost baith kar baat kar rahe the


3 Dost baith kar baat kar rahe the

1 bola:mere papa itne mote hai ki ghar mein hi nhi ghus pate hai

2 bola:mere papa itne mote hai ki galli mein hi nhi ghus pate hai

3 bola:ye to kuch bhi nhi hai mere papa to itne patle hai ki pipe mein se ghuste hai aur nal mein se nikalte hai

Submitted By : Masood
Place : Andheri
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes