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Jun
5
2014

Appa Unakku Eappadi Ponnu


Appa: Unakku Eappadi Ponnu
Paarkka..?

Son: Nila Mathiri venumpa.....

Appa: Athu Enna Nila Mathiri..?

Son: Nila Night varum Morning Poidum athu maathiri....!

Submitted By : Prabaker
Place : Chennai
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Aug
13
2014

Types of Orgasms


Types of Orgasms
1. The Optimist: Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes...... !!!

2. The Pessimist: Oh No, Oh No, Oh No...... !!!

3. The Confused: Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No...... !!!

4. The Traveller: Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming...... !!!

5. The Religious: Oh God, Oh God...... !!!

6. The User: Ahh, More, More, More...... !!!

7. The Murderer / Mafia :Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you...... !!!

8. The Submariner:- Mmm...Ohhh...Deeper...Deeper... Go Deeper...... !!!

9. Classical Indian orgasm: Nahi... Nahiiii.. Naahiiiiinnnnn...... !!!

10. Rock 'n' Roll Orgasm: Oh baby oh yeah, oh baby...... !!!

11. Heavy Metal Orgasm: Yaa Come on Honey.... F**k me hard... Yeahh Babby !!..... come on...... !!!

12. Grand Maratha Orgasm: Aai Ga... aayi aaayi... Aaayiii gaa...... !!!

13. Parsi Orgasm: Oh mummy mummy mummy...... !!!

14. Gujju Orgasm: Oh Bhagwan... mari gai... mari gai... aaahh...... !!!

15. South Indian Orgasm: Aaiiyo... Aaiiyo... Aaiyayyooo...... !!!

16. Bong Orgasm: Oodi baba! Ooooddddiiiiiii baaaa baaaba...... !!!

17. Rajasthani Orgasm: O Thaari...... !!!

18. Punjabi Orgasm: Chal utar ja kaminey, mainu hor vi kaam HAIN !

Submitted By : aarav singh
Place : new delhi
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Aug
13
2014

Non-Veg tym Veg kripya door rahe


Non-Veg tym, Veg. kripya? door rahe.......
Cannot beat this one.

Ek ladki ki shadi papu se tay ho gayi. Lekin uska already dusre ladke se affair chal raha tha.

Boy: tujhe papu se shadi karni hai to kar le koi problem nahi hai. Bas ek baar mere se sax krwa le. Bohot kharcha ho gaya hai tujhe ghumaane me.

Ladki maan gayi aur sex ka din aur time decide ho gaya. Sex se just pehle ladke ko yaad aaya k condom to ghar pe hi bhool gaya. Usne ladki ko plastic ki theli laga k sex kr diya. Sex k baad pata chala k theli ladki ki vgina me hi reh gayi.

Finally ladki ki shadi hui. Suhagraat par jaise hi papu ne apna penis daala aur jhatkey marey to theli bahar aa gayi.
Ladki ki gaand fat k haath me aa gayi.
Fir bhi badi himmat kar ke wo boli: dekhte kya ho ji? tumhe nahi pata, pahli baar sex krte waqt aisi jhilli fat ke bahar aati hai.

Papu ne theli ko dekha aur fir ladki ki taraf dekha.

Ladki: mera vishwaas karo ji. Main sach keh rahi hu aisa hota hai? aap kya soch rahe ho???

Papu: wo sab to theek hai bhenchod?. Main ye soch raha hu????. is par

?AGARWAL SWEETS kyu likha hua hai??????
???

Submitted By : J.MAHI
Place : mumbai
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Aug
13
2014

Ek aadmi ke paas do tote the ek muslim aur ek


Ek aadmi ke paas do tote the... ek muslim aur ek hindu... Dono hi badi ibadat mein lage rahte the... Hindu tota apni pooja paath mein magan.... aur Muslim tota sajde se sir hi nahi uthata tha...

Yeh dekh kar un ke Malik ne socha ki bachchon ke khelne ke liye ek aur tota laya jaye.... aur is baar tota nahi toti lenge kyunki agar tota huwa toh kahin woh bhi ibadat mein na lag jaye...

Jaise hi Toti pinjare mein aayi... Hindu tote ne chilla kar kaha, "Khan saheb uth jao apni duwa kubool ho gayi hai."

Submitted By : aarav singh
Place : new delhi
11 Likes
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Aug
13
2014

A man got a call from unknown number


A man got a call from unknown number.
Girl:"Hi, r u single.. ??
Man:"Yes, but who r u.. ??
Ans:"Your wife..
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
Girl:"R u married.. ??
Man:"Yes, but who R u.. ??
Girl:"Your girlfriend, U cheat..
Man:"Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
Ans:"Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.

Submitted By : keyur
Place : rajkot
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Aug
13
2014

Santa Maine Apki Dukan Se


Santa: Maine Apki Dukan Se,
Murgi Dana Kharida Tha
Dukandar: To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli
Santa: Mahina Ho Gaya Muje Khet Me Boye,
Ab Tak Murgi Nahi Ugi.

Submitted By : Venus Idariya
Place : palanpur
13 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Aug
13
2014

3 Sardar Picnic Par Gaye Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya


3 Sardar Picnic Par Gaye Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhul Gaye,

Decide Kiya Ke Sab Se Chota Sardar Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye,

Chota Sardar:- Main Is Shart Par Jaunga Ki Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge...
Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai,
1 Din Guzar Gaya Sardar Nhi Aaya,
2 Din Guzr Gaye
2no Ne Socha Ke Ab Samose Kha Lene Chahiye,
Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya...
Chota Sardar Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola...
Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga...

Submitted By : Venus Idariya
Place : palanpur
16 Likes
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Aug
11
2014

In Metro-


In Metro-

He - Hey!
Are You Single ?

She- Ummm,
Yes !

He- Toh Ladkiyo Wale Dabbe Me Jaya
Kar Na Behan,
Yaha Kyo Seat Rok Ke Baithi Hai.

Submitted By : SAMIR
Place : AHMEDABAD
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