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Sep
23
2014

- I love you


बॉय - I love you
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गर्ल - तुम पागल हो क्या .....

मैं शादी शुदा हूँ...

मेरा पति है,

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एक boyfriend भी है ऑफिस मे,

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मेरा ex - boyfriend मेरे पड़ोस मे
रहता है ,

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कल ही मेरे boss ने प्रपोज किया है

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मै उन्हे मना नही कर सकती...

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वैसे भी मेरा एक school friend के साथ सीरियस मैटर है.....
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बॉय - (काफ़ी देर देखने के बाद )
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देख ले कहीं अड्जस्ट होता हो तो......

Submitted By : rohan
Place : thane
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Sep
23
2014

Jitna niche ja sako utna jana


Jitna niche ja sako utna jana
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hahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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.niche jao ek joke hei jise sunke aap pagal ho jaaoge....
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jao yaar
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bola to sahi jitna ja sako utna jao ....
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.samaj me nahi aaya......


pk.....hahahaha
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Submitted By : Yesh Men St central
Place : gujarat
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Sep
23
2014

MUST READ


MUST READ..
One morning at a doctor's office a
patient arrives complaining of
serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and
asks him
-"OK, what happened to your
back?"
The patient replies " I work for a
local night club.This morning I
got home to my apartment early
and
heard a noise in my bedroom.
On entering I knew someone had
been with my wife and the
balcony door was open.
I rushed out the balcony door and
did not find anyone. As I looked
down from the
balcony I saw a man running out
and he was dressing himself very
fast.
I grabbed the fridge and threw it
at him,
That’s how I strained my back."
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The 2nd patient arrives looking as
if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said "My previous
patient looked bad, but you look
terrible. What
the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been
unemployed for a while now.
Today was the first day at my new
job. I forgot to
set my alarm and was running
late.
I was running out of the building,
getting dressed at the same time,
and you
won't believe it a fridge fallen on
me."
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The 3rd patient arrives : He looks
even worse than the other two
Patients do..!!
The doctor is shocked. Again asks,
"What the
hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge and
some one
threw it from the 3rd floor"

Submitted By : Laughter for you
Place : New Delhi
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Sep
23
2014

HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK


HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
Boy: Marry me
Girl: Do u have a house?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u have a BMW car?
Boy: No
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but
Girl: No but. u have nothing.. How can i marry u.?? Leave
please!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa,
3 property lands,
3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW?
How can I get the salary when actually Im the BOSS!!

Submitted By : Laughter for you
Place : New Delhi
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Sep
23
2014

Classic one


Classic one!
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr.
Patel.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA
may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Mr. Patel says to himself,'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to
lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Mr. Patel says to himself 'I never managed anybody by myself but I
have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he
stays..........
Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may
leave.
500 people leave the room.
Mr. Patel says to himself,'I left school at 15 but what have I got
to lose?' So he stays in the room..
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave.
498 people leave the room.
Mr.Patel says to himself,'I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat
but what do I have to lose?'
So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone
else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo- Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
Calmly, Mr. Patel turns to the other candidate and says, :
`Kem chho ?
... The other candidate answers 'ekdam majaa maa' !! xD

Submitted By : Laughter for you
Place : New Delhi
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Sep
21
2014

Lund ke bharose jiya nahi karte


Lund ke bharose jiya nahi karte,

Chut ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,

Kuch dost bhosdike aise bhi hote hai

Jinki gand me ungli na karo toh wo yaad kiya bhi nahi karte..
To mere pagal lawdo
Sunooooo

arz kiya hai...


aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag.
wah...wah...


aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag.
wah...wah...


Mai gand marne aa raha hu, jahan bhagna hai bhaag.

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Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
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Sep
22
2014

ek ladki ek ladke se bahaut zyada pyar karti thi


ek ladki ek ladke se bahaut zyada pyar karti thi. par uski kisi aur se shadi karne wali thi, uski arrange marriage hone wali thi. shadi ka din aa gaya, baraat aane ka intezar tha,par baraat aayi nahi. pata hai kyu??
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sadke itni kharaab thi,ki koi aa bhi nahi paya,jab sacha ho aapka pyaar toh sath hai aapke modi sarkar.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
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Sep
22
2014

What the break up


What the break up

ladka-yeh le rocket.

ladki-kyu?

ladka-tujhe taare chahiye the na. is pe chhad ke ja mar.


ladki ne uska mooh kheench ke uske sar ke baal shave kar diye aur boli.


ladki-mujhe chand bhi chahiye tha.


girl rocked boy shocked

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
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