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Nov
24
2014

Height of remembering by heart


Height of remembering by heart:

A policeman saw a Little Boy Crying..

Policeman: Wat's the Matter boy??
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Boy: "Matter is anything that occupies Space and has Mass"

Submitted By : anuj
Place : raigarh
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
24
2014

Pathaan ki Maa ki death ho gai


Pathaan ki Maa ki death ho gai,

Ek saal baad Pathan ka Baap America say wapis Aaya, Us ne poocha teri Maa kahan hai,
Pathaan bola:- Wo to Pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
Baap:- Ronay laga or bola Kuttay,
Kaminay
tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi,

Pathaan bola.
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Me ne socha surprise don ga...:)

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Nov
24
2014

Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mEin khamosh


Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mEin khamosh baithe they*
Gf ki soch :
1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha?
2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me soch raha hai?
3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai?
4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe hain?
5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun!
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Bf ki soch : BC Petrol
Kitna Mehanga Ho Gaya hai?

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
9 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
24
2014

Ladkewale


Ladkewale:
ladki ka naam kya hai?
Ladki ka baap:
hamri pyari tumhari pyayi sabki pyari 'Rampyari'
Or ladke ka kya naam hai?
Ladke ka baap: hamara guh tunhara guh sabka guh 'Jagguh'

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
23
2014

Height of facebook status update---


Height of facebook status update:---
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A man wrote,
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Suhagraat h ghunghat utha rha hu me,
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After a few minutes...
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80 likes and 1 cmment.
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BHAI ,update dete rehna hum online hi he..

Submitted By : Sanjeev
Place : sirsa
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
23
2014

Ek buddhi aurat mar gayi


Ek buddhi aurat mar gayi
uske panch bete the
pahla beta: bai thu ki gi mane pan sath Len jaati
asehi hi Pancho bhai ro pade
paare ti baasa boliya ke
dikra tha bai ke tavera gaadi Len gi hai
Jo thnon saathi Len pi jaati

Submitted By : Gopal
Place : Rajasthan Sirohi district village padeev
7 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
22
2014

pyar ek khatarnak la ilaj Bimari


"pyar" ek khatarnak la ilaj Bimari
hai jiska dawayi abhi tak hamare doctor o. ko nhi mila hai
jise ho chuka use Rab Jane jise nhi hua o hame bataye ki aap itne din tak pyar Se kaise Bach gaye.

Submitted By : pkboss007
Place : Rajanandgaon
8 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
22
2014

CUTE story


CUTE story..
KG boy - tu mujhse shadi
kalegi??
KG girl- nhi..
KG boy - kalle na..
KG girl - me ni talungi..
KG boy - kalle na plssss..
KG girl - mujhe ni kalni..
KG boy - tal na tujhe
eclairs khilaunga..
KG girl - Yehi to problem h tisi aul se dairymilk ki bat
ho dayi hai..
#moral- girls bachpan se smart hoti hai...

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
8 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes