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Apr
26
2016

Wife Dear


Wife: Dear ,
this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling.

Its computer,
not a husband..



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Submitted By : Jadhav
Place : Beed
10 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
26
2016

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भगवन:- "बेटा....!कोई मन्नत मांगो...!!

भक्त :- "प्लीज .....! मुझे फिरसे अनमेरिड कर दीजिये...!!

भगवन :- "बेटा मन्नत मांगो ....! जन्नत नहीं..

Submitted By : Jadhav
Place : Beed
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
26
2016

Pepsi RANBIR


Pepsi के लिए "RANBIR"

Coke के लिए "AAMIR"

Mirinda के लिए "ASIN"

Fanta के लिए "GENELIA"

Slice के लिए "katrina"

Thums up के लिए "SALMAN"

"गन्ने के रस" के लिये Admin को चुना गया है..
ग्रुप में उल्लास का वातावरण है

Submitted By : Jadhav
Place : Beed
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
26
2016

Boy aur Girl dono haath me


Boy aur Girl dono haath me
Haath daale jaa rahr the..
.
.
Suddenly
Ek naughty boy aaya aur bola bhaiya
.
.
Kal wali didi hi sahi thi..

Submitted By : Jadhav
Place : Beed
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
25
2016

Boy I love you


Boy : I love you

Airtel 4G Girl : Ye Lo Tumhara Bachha

Boy : Ye To Cheating Hai

Airtel 4G Girl : Cheating Nahi Yaar 4G Hai,
Iss Se Fast Bachha Mile To Life Time Chodna Free

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
9 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
25
2016

Height of KUCH BHI


Height of 'KUCH BHI'
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Teacher: agar 1 aam ki ped par 10
kele lage hain ,
aur unme se 7 amrood tod liye to
kitne angoor bachenge?
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Student : sir 9 haathi .
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Teacher: waah tumhe kaise pata
chala?
.
. Student: sir kyunki mai lunch
me gobhi ki sabji laaya hoon....
.
.
Moral : roz brush karo warna petrol
mehnga ho jaaega..


Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
9 Likes
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Apr
25
2016

On flight


*On flight*
Girl-We want Gender equality in every aspect. Naari Shakti✊

*Suddenly plane Hijacked*
Girl-Ladies ko toh jaane do bhaiya please.


Submitted By : Sanket
Place : surat
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
25
2016

90 of iPhone selfies are taken in front of mirror


90% of iPhone selfies are taken in front of mirror.

Varna pata kaise chalega ki iphone se pic li hai

Submitted By : Sanket
Place : surat
8 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes