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Apr
15
2015

Rock-On Attitude Quote


Rock-On Attitude Quote:
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Do U Like Me As I Am?
Or Should I Pray GOD 2 Improve Ur
Taste..??!!
;-) :-):-)

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
12
2015

Ek Ladki nayi nayi English Sikh rahi thi


Ek Ladki nayi nayi English Sikh rahi thi
Ladki: jaanu .. please apple my new number.
Ladka: confused and ask.. what??
Ladki: mera number apple karlo na jaldi..
Ladka: are par apple to seb hota he.
Ladki: mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh
rahi hu k mera number phone me seb karlo.
Ladka behosh …
Coaching institute: IIN

Submitted By : Sushil Pathak
Place : Delhi/NCR
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
12
2015

Phone Baja


Phone Baja
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Husband: Agar Phone Mere Liye Ho
To Kehna Main Ghar Pe Nahi Hu.
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Wife: Woh Ghar Pe Hain..
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Husband: Mene Mana Kiya Tha Na,
Mana Kar Dena..
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Wife: Phone Aapka Nahi Mera Tha
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samajh gaye to thoko Like
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Submitted By : Disha
Place : mumbai
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
11
2015

Sir Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai


Sir – Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai. . . .?
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Pappu – Hathi.
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Sir – Nalayak,Tera Baap kya karta hai..?
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Papu – Chota Rajan ke Gang me shooter hai..
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Sir – Shabashhhh….
“Hathi” sahi jawab hai.

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
27 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
11
2015

Bhikari 1 Rupaye de Do


Bhikari – 1 Rupaye de Do
Girl – Sharam nahi aati itneSmart,
Khubsurat Handsome, Nojawaan
hoke Bheek Mangte ho
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Bhikari shocked & khush & face
pe badi si smile lake bolta hai -.
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Achha Darling Phir 1 Chumma hi
de do.

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
23 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
11
2015

Boy Jan-e-man


Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
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dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
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chappal tootnay tak pitega.

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
10
2015

Examinery r u under tension


Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today.

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
39 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
10
2015

Arz hai-roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai


Arz hai-roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..
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BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??
GaL : Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...
BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??
GaL : Sirf 88% ..
Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!
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Girl:"meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka marta hai..
Boy:"to tum koi accha sa tooth paste istimaal kyo nahi karti..??..
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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein bola: Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....

Submitted By : Praveen Lahaur
Place : Raipur
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes