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Oct
30
2014

Do we know actual full form of some words


Do we know actual full form of some words???
News paper =
North East West South past and present events report.
Chess =
Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.
Cold =
Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.
Joke =
Joy of Kids Entertainment.
Aim =
Ambition in Mind.
Date =
Day and Time Evolution.
Eat =
Energy and Taste.
Tea =
Taste and Energy Admitted.
Pen =
Power Enriched in Nib.
Smile =
Sweet Memories in Lips Expression.
Bye =
Be with you Every time.

Submitted By : Ananda
Place : Saudi Arabia
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
30
2014

Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends


Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends!"
But..
"Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life !!"One of my true friend is 'U'

Submitted By : Shubham Goel
Place : meerut
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
30
2014

Ileana DCruz mera purse chori ho Gaya Alia Bhatt


Ileana D'Cruz :mera purse chori ho Gaya. Alia Bhatt: cash tha purse mee. Katrina kaif: phone tha kya. Deepika Padukone: credit card tha . Ileana D'Cruz: nahi usme Abhi ka number aur autograph tha.....

Submitted By : Karan
Place : Jamanagar
9 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
29
2014

A Couple Fighting On Phone


A Couple Fighting On Phone
Girl: I Know U Dont Love Me Now
You Love Somebody Else
Boy: I Also Know Dat U Dont Love Me
Girl: I'm Breaking Up With You
Go To The.. Person Whom You Love
(Girl Cuts The Phone, And Boy
Call Her Again And At The Same
Time Girl Call Hers)
(The Number You Have Dial Is Busy)
(Girl Calling Him Boy Picks Her Call)
Girl: Who Is The Bitch You Were Calling?
Boy: Tears It Was You
Girl: A www...
Boy: I Love You Sweetheart
Girl: Speechless
By:-Ranjeet

Submitted By : Ranjeet kumar
Place : Dhanbad
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
29
2014

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya


Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shaadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shaadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! Time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D

Submitted By : devesh
Place : deoghar
10 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Oct
29
2014

Teacher Dog


Teacher: Dog?
Student- Bow Bow!
Teacher: Cat?
Student: Meowwwwww!
Teacher- Lion?
Student: Aah Aah Aah Aaah!!
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Teacher: I said LION, Not ‘Leone’..! :P

Submitted By : devesh
Place : deoghar
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
29
2014

A good lecture should be like a Girls mini skirt


A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt.

Long enough to cover the subject & short enough to create interest.

Submitted By : devesh
Place : deoghar
6 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
24
2014

log kahete hai ki randio ke dard nahi hota


log kahete hai ki randio ke dard nahi hota

magar hamne to chupkar unhe rote dekha hai

logo ne kaha ki bo dard se nahi royi hongi

magar hamne to unhe bhosde pr malham lagate dekha hai

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
15 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes