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Sep
20
2014

Before Operation patient saw flower garland


Before Operation patient saw "flower garland " (mala)...near operation table.



He Asks Doctor why this MALA here?


Doctor replies today is my first operation.


Successful ho gaya to "mujhe" ..... nahi to "tujhe"

Submitted By : ishan
Place : delhi
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Rating :   1 Votes


Sep
18
2014

Banta-Us bandar ne tujhe chaanta kyu mara


Banta-Us bandar ne tujhe chaanta kyu mara?

Santa-Yaar mai to uske laal his se pe sunscreen laga raha tha,pata nahi thappad kyu mar dia.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
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Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
19
2014

A girl standing reading snow white told her


A girl standing reading snow white told her friends- If a girl kisses a frog then the frog will become a prince.

The next girl said-Why should we? Does any boy have tried to kiss a lizard to make her his princess.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
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Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
18
2014

KISAAN KA LADKA GOOGLE PAR SEARCH KARTA HAI-


KISAAN KA LADKA GOOGLE PAR SEARCH KARTA HAI-

HOW TO IMPRESS A GIRL IF WEAK IN ENGLISH



GOOGLE KA ANSWER-

BAAWLE SUDHAR JAA, KHETI KAR LE. KHET BIK JAAYENGE, INKE CHAKKAR MEIN

Submitted By : karan aswani
Place : beawar
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Rating :   1 Votes


Sep
18
2014

Raat ke bara baj rahe the tare chamak rahe teh


Raat ke bara baj rahe the tare chamak rahe teh kutee bhok rahe the choor darewaja leekar paisa choori kar raha tha ek pagal police station Gaya aur bola ke raat ke 12 Baj rahe the tare bhook rahe teh kute chamak rahe the choor darwaja thode ke le Gaya police bola illegal andar Dalo iseey

Submitted By : sahil
Place : mira road
6 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
17
2014

Wife Honey What are you looking for


Wife: Honey... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for over an hour.

Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.

Submitted By : Rishabh Rockzz(+16476673776)
Place : Brampton, Canada
8 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Sep
17
2014

jk


अगर आप घर में अकेले बैठे बोर होते रहते है तो घर में jk
wall putti लगवाए ...
"दीवारे बोल उठेंगी " .
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फिर खूब बतियाना 

Submitted By : sunny
Place : kanpur
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Sep
16
2014

ek larka pani me naha raha tha tabi ek larki


ek larka pani me naha raha tha .tabi ek larki boil snake hai to larka goal snake nahi hai .who mera lund hai ..

Submitted By : ajit roy
Place : ranchi
3 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes