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May
25
2015

Girl chal yaar bye


Girl : chal yaar bye

Boy : Kyu

Girl : Battery Kam Hai

Boy : Charger Pe Plug In Karke
Chat Kar Phir

Girl : Nahi Re Yaar PaPa
Charger Papa Use Kar
Rahe Hai

Boy : Tere Papa Itne Raat Ko Kiss se Chat Kar rahe hai

Girl : Pata nahi ???

Boy : Ja Check Kar

Girl : Ok

Boy : (aftr 2 min) Chal Bye Battery Low...

Submitted By : NeOn
Place : Navi Mumbai
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Rating :   4 Votes


May
25
2015

desh ki mukhaya samasya


शीलाजीत,मूसली ओर जापानी तेल के विग्यापन से भरे अखबार को देखकर ऐसा महसूस होता कि.....








देश की मुख्य समस्या कश्मीर, गरीबी ओर "भ्रष्टाचार नहीं बल्कि " शिघ्रपतन", "पतला "छोटा",टेढा " ढिला" लंड हो

Submitted By : kamlesh
Place : sonkachchh
8 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


May
25
2015

Child dog sex dekh ke


Child (dog sex dekh ke):
"Papa ye kutta kya kar raha hai?"
.
Dad (thinking of the child's innocence says with a smile):
"Beta woh kutiya ko kuch samjha raha hai..."
.
Child (with a confuse look on his face):
"Araam se bhi samjha sakta hai, Gaand marne ki kya zarurat hai...!"

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
24
2015

Man surfing channels asks his wife Darling


Man surfing channels asks his wife: Darling, should i

watch cricket???

.

Wife: For god's sake watch porn, u already know

how to play cricket

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
24
2015

Diwali effect


Diwali effect:

Friend: bhai accident ho gaya hai jaldi aa shankar nagar pe

Friend 2: same to u and ur family.

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
24
2015

Santa Ek Din Apni Beti Ke Room Ki Safayi


Santa Ek Din Apni Beti Ke Room Ki Safayi

Kar Raha Thha h Usko Cigarette

Milli

Santa Thinks: "*Oh No, She Smokes?*"

Kuch Din Baad Fir Safayi Karte Hue

Whiskey Ki Bottle Milli

Santa Thinks: "*On No, She Drinks?*"

Kuch Din Baad Usko Bed Ke Niche Se

Condom Mila

Santa Hairan Ho Ke: "*Haye Mar Gaya,

Meri





Ladki Ko Lund Bhi Hai?*"

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
24
2015

Thought of the day


Thought of the day:

अगर आपके हिलाने में सच्चाई है

तो उसे हिचकी जरूर आएगी.

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
24
2015

There is a place near Pune called Bhosari and


There is a place near Pune called 'Bhosari' and the MLA is Vilas Laude. How bad is that....

This is a true story. Raza Murad went to campaign for Mr. Laude and said

'Bhosari walon, ek baar Laude ko apni Bhosari main aaney do. Tumhari Bhosari jagmaga uthegi'


Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes