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Aug
19
2014

teacherteri shikayat aayi hai ki tu gaali bahut


teacher:teri shikayat aayi hai ki tu gaali bahut bahut deta hai.

pappu:ghanta! bhenchod! maine kis chutiye ko gaali di? pta nhi kis madarchod ne apki gaand me ungli ki hai sir! wo bhen ka lawda agar samne aa jaye to uski maa chod dunga. sir apka vidhyarthi gaand marwa lega pr kisi bhen ke lawde ko gaali nhi dega.
apko jarur kisi harami ne chutiya banaya hai aur aap us bhadwe ki baato me aa gye.

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
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Aug
22
2014

What PAN we cant eat


What PAN we can't eat
WhichSTAN we can't go
in which GATE we can't go????
SAY SAY IF U NO


Submitted By : isha
Place : ahmedabad
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Aug
19
2014

Gf-ye kya


Gf-ye kya?
condom kaha hai?

Bf-srprize, aaj bina condom ke hi krenge,

Gf-madrchod, agr 9mhine baad main srprize dungi to lawde jaisi shakal mat banana'"?


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Girl frnd: Tumne mere Boobs Chus-Chus ke bade kar diye

Boy frnd: Pagli Aisa hota to mera lund Gutne tak pahuch gaya hota aur Muje Condom ki jagah Cycle ki Tube lagani padti.??....

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? BOLDEST PROPOSAL:

Ladka Ladki ke Baap Se:
"Mai Aapki Beti ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hu..!!

Baap: "Kyu ??

Ladka: "Kyunki ab Mera Haath thak Chuka Hai...

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Son : Mummy aap papa ke upar baith kar jump Q karti ho?

Mom : Unke pet ki hawa nikalti hoon.

Son : Kya fayda, kaamwali aunty papa ki pant utarkar muh lagakar phir se bhar deti hai... ??

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Pota- Dadaji ye condom kya hota hai?

Dadaji- Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.

Pota- Main Janta tha Buddhe, Tujhe pata hota to aaj PROPERTY ke 14 tukde nahi hote..

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Santa Kamwali ko ched raha tha.

Kamwali: Battamizi mat kar, MOR bana dungi.

Santa: Murga banate suna tha. Mor kaise banate hai.

Kamwali: Gand me ulti zadu daal ke.

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A lady lost her Panties in the park.

She made her Dog smell her Pussy and to go and search for it.

The Confused Dog came back with Dozens of Used Condoms!

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Question: Why Do Girls Put On Weight After sex?

Ans: Bcoz every banana has 108 calories..

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1 ladki Bina sex kare srdar se paise leke bhag gai....

Srdar ne paper me add diya-

1 ladki 5'3, rang gora,
nam Rani. bhen ki lodi, jise mile chod do, payment ho chuki hai.

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Ek baar ek aadmi ke PENIS pe madhu-makkhi kaat gayi.
He goes to DR with his wife.

Wife sharmate hue,

"Sirf Dard ki Dawa Dena'
Sujan Rehne Dena

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Sindhi's Son: Papa mere dur ki nazar kharab ho gayi hai, naye SPECS banwa do... !

Sindhi : woh kya hai aasman mai?

Sindhi's son: Papa woh chand hai.

Sindhi: Isse dur kya bhenchod pariyo ki gaand dekhega???

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Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing?

Pappu: Fucking!

Teacher: Shame on you! How is that?

Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah!!!

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Sex krte time Wife> Dhire dhire Malgaadi Mat Chalao.Jor-Jor se Shatabdi Chlao.

Bachcha Palang se Gira or Bola> 'MAKA BHOSDA'Jo Marzi Ho Chalao Par Savari to mat girao.

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Aishwarya rai Bachchan has filed copy right case against Pepsi for using her bedroom lines "Oh Yes Abhi!"

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Madam 1day in class

A 4 apple

B 4 bat

C 4 cat
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L 4 lund
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Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.

Bache: koi bat nahi madam vapas muh me le lo!

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Submitted By : Govind singh
Place : Kanpur
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Aug
18
2014

Sex karne ke bad ladka- Darling kuch dino bad


Sex karne ke bad ladka- Darling kuch dino bad tumhe shayad vo hoga jise dunia bacha kehti hai,
Ladki- Tumhe shyad vo hoga jise dunia AIDS kehte hai.
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Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gyi.

Santa : Major Sahab Mai Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga !

Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai,
Paida Nahi Karne.:D:D
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70 Saal Ka Budha Doctor Se Milne Gaya Aur Pucha

Budha: ?Dr. Saab, Meri Umar Mein S*x Style Kya Hona Chahiye??

Dr: ?Dogy Style?

Budha Confuse Hoke: ?Aapka Matlab Piche Se??

Dr: ?Nahi, Sirf Soonghna Aur Chaatna?:D:D
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Ek Dost Apne Dusre Dost Ke Bete Ki Birthday Party Pe Gaya Aur Uss Se Puchha.

Dost: ?Yaar Tune Ape Bete Ka Naam Nirodh Kumar Kyu Rakha Hai??

Dusra Dost: ?Yaar Main Apni Wife Ke Sath S*x Kar Raha Tha, Cxndom Slipp Hoke Ander Chala Gaya, Aur Uski Wajah Se Ye Hua, Isliye?.:D:D
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Bhakt: ?Baba Lxnd Kaisa Hota Hai??

Baba: ?Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Lambha, Koi Chhota, Koi Bada, Koi Sakhat, Koi Mulayam.?

Bhakat: ?Baba Lagta Hai Aap Sari Zindgi G##nd Hi Marwate Rahe Ho?.:D:D
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Harami Baccha
12 year old Boy 2 Lady: Chalo Ch#dai Kartey Hain.

Lady: Tum Itney Cyhotey Ho,
Meri Jawaani Ka Bojh Kaise Uthaoge?

Boy: Jaanu! Chuha Bori Utha Nahi Sakta,
Magar Faad To Sakta Hai.:D:D
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Pathan Ki Biwi Kisi Gair Mard Se Chudai Karte Hue Boli.

Biwi: ?Tum 19ve Aadmi Ho Jis Se Main Thukwa Rahi Hoon

Premi: ?Kya Pathan Nahi Thokta??

Biwi: ?Nahi, Woh Sirf Usi Ki Thokta Hai Jo Mujhe Thokta Hai?..:D:D
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Ek Ladki Ka Birthday Tha.

Uske Boy Friend Ne Pucha: ?Bolo Tumhe Kya Gift Chahiye??

Ladki Apni Aankhon Mein Pyar Bhar Ke Boli: ?Janu, Koi Esi Cheez Do Jo Tum De Na Sako Aur Mein Le Na Saku?

Ladka Apni Pant Utar Ke Bola: ?Le Meri G##nd Mar Le?.:D:D
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Aadmi Apni Naukrani Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Thha

Naukrani Ko Sawad Aa Raha Tha Boli: ?Aur Karo?

Aadmi Bola: ?Recharge Khatam Ho Gaya?

Piche Se Aadmi Ka Chota Beta Apna Lund Nikalkar Bola

Beta: ?Daddy Chinta Na Karo, Abhi Vodafone Ka Chota Recharge Hai?.:D:D

Submitted By : Govind singh
Place : Kanpur
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Aug
21
2014

FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES


**FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES**

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds

8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings

12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

13. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lacklusters

14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.

15. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

Submitted By : sagar
Place : tenali
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Aug
20
2014

Abhijeet Daya tanki mai paani nhi h


Abhijeet: Daya tanki mai paani nhi h.
Daya : kya? tanki mai paani nhi h.
Abhijeet: Haan daya tanki mai paani nhi h.

Acp pradhyuman: "DAYA" Iska matlab tanki khaali h.:-P

Submitted By : Humera vhora
Place : .....
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Aug
19
2014

Jiye Huye Har Lamhe Ko Zindagi


Jiye Huye Har Lamhe Ko Zindagi
Kehte Hai,
Jo Dil Ko Sukoon De
Use Khushi Kehte Hai,
Jis Ke Hone
Ki Khushi Se Zindagi Mile Aise
Hi Rishte Ko Hum Dosti Kehte Hai!

Submitted By : yashu poonia
Place : hanumangarh
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Aug
19
2014

When God opened the door of heaven He saw me


When God opened the door of heaven, He saw me & asked what is ur wish for today. I said lord plz take care of the one reading this message.

Submitted By : ananya
Place : mumbai
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