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May
22
2016

A man knew about the affair of her wife with a


A man knew about the affair of her wife with a boy
He decided to kill himself and his wife
Apny kaan par pistol lagayi tu uski bewi hansny lagi tu wo bola
"Tu khush mat ho, agla number taira hai".

Submitted By : AttiQullaH
Place : peshawaar
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May
22
2016

Teacher Tum late kion aye ho


Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho? 
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas.

Submitted By : AttiQullaH
Place : peshawaar
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May
21
2016

Airhostess asked to LALU Sir are you vegeterIAN


Airhostess asked to LALU " Sir, are you vegeterIAN ya non-vegeterIAN?"
LALU answred "I 'm indIAN"
Airhostess said " No, sir! I mean Are u shakaHARI ya MangashaHARI?"
LALU " hatt pagli!! I 'm Bihari"

Submitted By : Tousif..8670840699
Place : Kolkata
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May
17
2016

love is waste of time song just be like this


love is waste of time song just be like this homework is waste of time..... ;-) ;-)

Submitted By : priya
Place : mumbai
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May
3
2016

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पत्नी - इतने पैसे शराब पर बरबाद करते हो बँद करो
पती- तुम पार्लर मे ३००० बिल देती हो उसका
पतनी - वो मै तुम्हें सुन्दर दिखूं इसलिए
पती - मै भी तो इसीलिए पीता हूं कि तुम मुझे सुंदर लगो.....

Submitted By : Jadhav
Place : Beed
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Aug
14
2015

This is why Gujaratis are adorable


This is why Gujarati's are adorable.

For rest of the world V/S For Gujarati's

Zero: Jheero
zoo: Jhoo
Tuition: toosan
Towel: Tooval
Station: Tason
Main: Man
Office: Hoffis
Program: Pogram
Risk: Riks
Special: Pecial
Friends: Friendo
Four: Phor
Fast: Phaas.. and in some cases Phaasam Phas!
Driver: Diver
Batsman: Best Man
Bicep: Bishep
Alarm: Alaraam
Shoes: Shooj

Send this to all Gujaratis and make them laugh and smile! :)

Submitted By : Sanket
Place : surat
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Aug
9
2015

Kaun kehta hai ki shayari sirf urdu may hoti hai


Kaun kehta hai ki shayari sirf urdu may hoti hai..
Arza kiya hai......

गुजराती शेर:-

नजर थी नजर मिले तो पूछे केम छे,
नजर झुके अने हंसे तो समजे प्रेम छे.

जो कमर झुके अने सैंडल उतारे तो
समजो के
....आ तो बेन छे.......

Submitted By : Prince
Place : Surat
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Apr
26
2016

Wife Dear


Wife: Dear ,
this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling.

Its computer,
not a husband..



......


Submitted By : Jadhav
Place : Beed
10 Likes
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