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Oct
6
2014

Pagalkhane Me Nurse Ek Patient Pagal Se


Pagalkhane Me Nurse Ek Patient (Pagal) Se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro.
Pagal: Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Kameez Bhi Utaro.
Pagal: Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Salwar Bhi Utaro?
Pagal- Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Bra Aur Panty Bhi.
Aur Dhyaan Rahe
Aainda Kabhi Mere Kapde Nahi Pehanna !
Aaj Fir Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topo Ki Salaami.

Submitted By : SAMIR
Place : AHMEDABAD
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Oct
6
2014

I Har baar main teri jheel si aankhon mein doob


I Har baar main teri jheel si aankhon mein doob
jaata hoon ... lekin is baar nahi, ruk main
swimming suit pehen ke aata hoon (aadi)

Submitted By : Aditya Rohilla
Place : delhi
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Oct
6
2014

GirlDoctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai


Girl:"Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai..
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Doctor:"KISS kitni baar karti ho.. ??
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Girl:"Saal mein 1 baar..
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Doctor:"Infecti on nahi ?ZANG? lag gaya hai...

Submitted By : Rahul Manoj V.R
Place : bangalore
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Oct
6
2014

1st Friend Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko Chahta Hu Usne


1st Friend:' Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki..
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2nd Friend:' Tumne Use Bataya K Tera Chacha Crorepati Hai ??
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1st Friend:' Haa mene bataya Tha..
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2nd Friend:' To Phir ??
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1st Friend:' Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.. :
Vipin Gujjar.......

Submitted By : Vipin Chauhan
Place : khandla
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Oct
5
2014

Tufaani baarish


Tufaani baarish

Aadhi raat

Ek aadmi pizza hut se pizza lene gaya

Pizza wala:- aap married ho??

Aadmi:- saale, aise tufaan me kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi. ??????

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Kya apki life bahot boring h?

agar haan

to type kijiye

I love U (space) (girlfriend ka naam)

aur

send kare apni biwi ko.

kasam se life me hungama mach jayega...
????????????????

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1 Sharabi Train Ki PATRI Par So Gaya,
1 Aadmi Bola Train Ayegi To Mar Jayega.
Sharabi-Saale Abhi AEROPLANE Upar Se Gaya, Kuch Nahi Hua To TRAIN Kya chij he;-)??????
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Difference between talent and god?s gift:

A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
-This is talent.

A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.
-This is god?s gift. ??????
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Bhikhari (Car mein bethi lady se): "Madam 10 Rs dedo..!" Lady ne paise de diye... . . Bhikhari jane laga tabi... . . Lady boli:- Baba Dua To Dete Jao..! . . . . Bhikhari:- BMW Mein To Baithi Hai Moti... Ab Kya... "Rocket Pe Baithegi..!!!" ??????????

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
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Oct
5
2014

ek ladki ke pas 3 bal hote hai vo ek salon me


ek ladki ke pas 3 bal hote hai vo ek salon me jati hai udhar vo hajam ko bolti hai ki
Hajam: Auntiji me aap ki kya madat kar sakta hu
Aunti: muje ek achi si hair style kar ke do
Hajam: 3 bal me !
Aunti: ha 3 bal me
Hajam: thik hai
hajam try karta hai lekin usme ek bal tut jata hai
Aunti: ye tumne kya kiya mera ek bal tod diya
Hajam: galti se ho gaya aunti
Aunti: thik hai abhi meri balo ki pooney kardo
hajam fir se try kar ta hai usme aur ek bal tut jata hai
Aunti: ye tumne kya kar diya
Hajam: sorry aunti
aunti abhi bolti hai ki chod do tumse kuch nahi hoga me apne bal khule hi rak lungi...

Submitted By : Janish Doshi
Place : Mumbai, Maharastra
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Oct
5
2014

Pappu Apne Dost Golu Ko Khush Ho Kar Bata Raha


Pappu Apne Dost Golu Ko Khush Ho Kar Bata Raha Thha. Pappu: ?Yaar Mere Dost Ne Chupke Se Mere Mobile Se Meri Girlfriend Ka Number Le Liya? Golu: ?Ohhhhhhhhh!!! Phir?? Pappu: ?Phir Kya, Bewkoof Kal Raat Se Apni hi Behan Ko Romantic Messages Bheje Ja Raha Hai.?:

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
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Oct
5
2014

Prabhu


Prabhu..
Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?
Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard
hota hai.
Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!
Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard
hota hai.
Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me!
Sab prabhu ki maya hai
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A Man praying in
Kumbh Mela...
Hey Prabhu, nyay karo...
...Hey Prabhu, nyay karo...
...Hamesha bhai-bhai bichhadte hai
kumbh main...
Kabhi pati-Patni per bhi try karo
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Wife : jaanu, kaash aap msg hote,
main aapko save karti, jab chahe
padhti.
husband : kanjoos kahinki.....
Save hi karke rakhegi YA, apni kisi
saheli ko bhi forward karegi
!!!
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Husband : Kaash main Ganpati
hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti,
mujhe laddu khilati, bada mazaa
aata.
Wife : Haan, kaash tum Ganpati
hote. roz tumko laddu khilati, har
saal visarjan karti, naye Ganpati
aate, bada maza aata ??!!!!o
Don't miss dis
Its awesome
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Train me ek Husband apni
beautiful wife se jhagda krte huye ..
Tujhse Shaadi karke pachta raha
hu , Dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke
aage daal du ..
Saamne wala passenger ..
Bhow , Bhow Bhow , Bhow .. !

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
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