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Jul
30
2015

aik dafa aik japani aik hindu r aik pakistani


aik dafa aik japani aik hindu r aik pakistani kashti mein ja rahe the.raste mein jin agaya us ne kaha:
mein jin
hoon .japani bola mein kaise yqeen kron jin ne kaha:tum koi cheez pani mein phenko mein dhoond laon ga
japani ne ghari phenki wo jin lay aya
hindu ne apna rumal phenka wo jin wo bhi le aya
pakistani ne phoosi mari r bola ye dhoond kr dekha.:-)

Submitted By : ghoda
Place : pakistan
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Jul
29
2015

Everything about you is perfect your lips your


Everything about you is perfect ? your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You?re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar. kt..king

Submitted By : kt kartik
Place : jamshedpur
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Jul
29
2015

Ive written a poem for you Twinkle twinkle


I?ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.....kt king

Submitted By : kt kartik
Place : jamshedpur
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Jul
29
2015

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you Why I care


Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it?s simply because mental patient needs more care.kt king

Submitted By : kt kartik
Place : jamshedpur
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Jul
29
2015

Beggar Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai Man


Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai. Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai? Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai. Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali. Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!...kt king

Submitted By : kt kartik
Place : jamshedpur
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Jul
29
2015

Bhikhari Saab 1 rupaya de do Saheb Kal aana


Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain...kt king

Submitted By : kt kartik
Place : jamshedpur
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Jul
29
2015

Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se naazneenon


Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se, naazneenon se, dilnasheenon se, jaaasheenon se? par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameenon se? ...kt king...

Submitted By : kt kartik
Place : jamshedpur
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Jul
25
2015

Gabber


Gabber

Gabber:- are o samba...kitne aadmi the?

samba:- sardaar 3

Gabber:- to Mara kyu nahi.

Samba:- sardaar darr Gaye the..

Gabber:- to tum sub ab mar Gaye.

Samba:- sardaar plz muje maaf Karo ..me to Roz aapka muh me leta hu..

Gabber:- to ab gaand me bhi le le..

Submitted By : Anilpuri
Place : Gujarat
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