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Feb
10
2017

Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo


Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,
De k khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar kro uski saheli k samne itna ki
Uski saheli b aa k kahe JANU muje b pata lo

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
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Jan
31
2017

We have two options this elections to choose


We have two options this elections to choose from… A) Lotus … B) Loot-us

Nice lines seen on a banner in Bangalore.. I want my India to be MODIfied! Agar majburi ka naam Mahatma Gandhi hai to.. Majbuti ka naam Narendra Modi hai..

Modi for vision.. Rahul for division.. Kejriwal for Televisions!!

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
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Jan
27
2017

Ordinary people


Ordinary people:
I want to go to toilet.

Executives :
I want to use the wash room.

Gulzar sahab (poet):
Machalti hain pet mein kuch lehrein aisi,
Lagta hai inhe kisi kinare ki talaash hai.


Submitted By : Arpit Kaahyap
Place : ahmedabad
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Jan
30
2017

Wife - RAEES Dekhne chalein


Wife - RAEES Dekhne chalein ?
Husband - Main us KAABIL nahi

Wife- Toh KAABIL chalein
Husband- Main Utna RAEES nahi
..........
Baad mein ghar me bacchon ne DANGAL dekha

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
30
2017

Teacher -Translate the sentence into English


Teacher -Translate the sentence into English..
‘वसंत ने मुझे मुक्का मारा'

Santa- 'वसन्तपंचमी'..!"

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
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Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
30
2017

10


सन्डे की सुबह 10 बजे तक अगर आपके घर वाले आपको सोने देते हैं तो....


या तो आपकी सैलरी अच्छी है,,

या फिर उनको आपसे कोई उम्मीद नहीं है।


Submitted By : Kunal
Place : Patiala
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Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
29
2017

Jaldi se bolo Tezi se bolo


Jaldi se bolo. Tezi se bolo
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HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW!


Aray main ne jaldi bolney ko kaha ta
kutay (dog) ki tarah bonkney (barking) ko nahi kaha ta.

Submitted By : Saad Ullah
Place : Bannu
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Dec
19
2016

ek bar ekk ladka apni mammi se bola


ek bar ekk ladka apni mammi se bola







mammi muje meri train gufa me gusani h...






khy app apni pent kholo G..





nahi nahi ..

raat ko papa airoplane dalte h...

Submitted By : Tushar kapoor☺☺☺☺☺☺
Place : jaipur
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