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Aug
13
2014

Ek aadmi ke paas do tote the ek muslim aur ek


Ek aadmi ke paas do tote the... ek muslim aur ek hindu... Dono hi badi ibadat mein lage rahte the... Hindu tota apni pooja paath mein magan.... aur Muslim tota sajde se sir hi nahi uthata tha...

Yeh dekh kar un ke Malik ne socha ki bachchon ke khelne ke liye ek aur tota laya jaye.... aur is baar tota nahi toti lenge kyunki agar tota huwa toh kahin woh bhi ibadat mein na lag jaye...

Jaise hi Toti pinjare mein aayi... Hindu tote ne chilla kar kaha, "Khan saheb uth jao apni duwa kubool ho gayi hai."

Submitted By : aarav singh
Place : new delhi
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Aug
13
2014

A man got a call from unknown number


A man got a call from unknown number.
Girl:"Hi, r u single.. ??
Man:"Yes, but who r u.. ??
Ans:"Your wife..
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
Girl:"R u married.. ??
Man:"Yes, but who R u.. ??
Girl:"Your girlfriend, U cheat..
Man:"Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
Ans:"Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.

Submitted By : keyur
Place : rajkot
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Aug
13
2014

Santa Maine Apki Dukan Se


Santa: Maine Apki Dukan Se,
Murgi Dana Kharida Tha
Dukandar: To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli
Santa: Mahina Ho Gaya Muje Khet Me Boye,
Ab Tak Murgi Nahi Ugi.

Submitted By : Venus Idariya
Place : palanpur
11 Likes
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Aug
13
2014

3 Sardar Picnic Par Gaye Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya


3 Sardar Picnic Par Gaye Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhul Gaye,

Decide Kiya Ke Sab Se Chota Sardar Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye,

Chota Sardar:- Main Is Shart Par Jaunga Ki Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge...
Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai,
1 Din Guzar Gaya Sardar Nhi Aaya,
2 Din Guzr Gaye
2no Ne Socha Ke Ab Samose Kha Lene Chahiye,
Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya...
Chota Sardar Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola...
Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga...

Submitted By : Venus Idariya
Place : palanpur
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Aug
11
2014

In Metro-


In Metro-

He - Hey!
Are You Single ?

She- Ummm,
Yes !

He- Toh Ladkiyo Wale Dabbe Me Jaya
Kar Na Behan,
Yaha Kyo Seat Rok Ke Baithi Hai.

Submitted By : SAMIR
Place : AHMEDABAD
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Aug
11
2014

Ek Baar ek Baap apne


Ek Baar ek Baap apne
Bete se Milne City jaata hai.
Waha uske
Bete ke Saath ek Beautiful Ladki bhi
Rehti hai !
Teeno Dinner ki Table pe Bait Jaate
hai......
DAD: Beta Ye Ladki kaun hai ?
BETA : Ye Meri Room mate hai Dad,........
Mere Saath he Rehti hai.
Mujhe pata hai Aap kya Sonch rahe
Honge.....
But HumDono ke Beech koi
Physical Relationship Nahi hai...
Hum
dono ke Rooms Alag hai,
Hum log alag
alag He Sote hai,
We're just Good
Friends !
DAD : Acha beta!!
Dusre din uska Dad Wapis chala jaata
hai..
AFTER A WEEK.....
LADKI : Hey ! Last Sunday Tumhare
papa ne jis Plate me Dinner Kiya, wo
plate Gayab hai , Mujhe Shak hai
Tumhare papa ne Chori ki hogi !
LADKA : What Rubbish ! Shut up !
LADKI : Ek Baar puch toh lo, kya Galti
hai !
LADKA : Ok !
Ladka apne Dad ko Email Bhejta hai..
It says...
"Dear Dad,
Mai yeh nahi keh Raha hu ki aapne Plate
chori ki...
Mai Yeh bhi Nahi Keh Raha hoon ki
Aapne Plate Chori Nahi Ki...
Agar Galti se plate le Gaye ho, please
wapis kardena, Wo uss Ladki ka Lucky
plate hai !
- Your Son !
After few hours he got a Reply from his
Dad !
"Dear Son,
Mai ye Nahi keh Raha hoon ki Teri
Roommate Tere Sath Soti hai...
Mai ye bhi Nahi keh Raha hoon ki wo
Tere Sath Nahi Soti hai...
Agar Iss Pure week me atleast Ek baar
wo Apne Room me, Apni Bed pe so jati,
To uske Takiye ke Neeche he plate
Miljaati jo Maine Chupaya tha
-Tera Baap .
Baap Baap Hota Hai:D
B+

Submitted By : PeS
Place : Jaipur
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Aug
10
2014

Bill pilled up a stool at his favorite bar and


Bill pilled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, "My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!" "What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired. "Last week," Bill explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman and the post office guy came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, `My old man's home! My old man's home!'"

Submitted By : vaibhav
Place : bhuyachiwadi
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Aug
13
2014

A First Class Magistrate FCM is going thru a


A First Class Magistrate (FCM) is going thru' a forest one evening when his car breaks down. He looks around and finds a lone house. He knocks the door which is opened by a stunning woman.

FCM: Can I spend the night at your place?

Woman: Well. I live alone.

FCM: I'm an honourable man, a FCM.

Woman: I got only one bed.

FCM: No problem. I'm an honourable man, a FCM.

Woman: I go to bed naked.

FCM: No problem. I'm an honourable man, a FCM.

Woman: Be my guest, FCM.

Next morning while leaving, FCM finds the woman busy with her poultry.

FCM: Good birds you got there.

Woman: Yeah.

FCM: How many cocks and how many hens?

Woman: Two hundred hens, one cock.

FCM: But I can see over a dozen cocks around.

Woman: Only one cock over there. The others are first class magistrates.

Submitted By : aarav singh
Place : new delhi
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