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Jan
30
2017

Wife - RAEES Dekhne chalein


Wife - RAEES Dekhne chalein ?
Husband - Main us KAABIL nahi

Wife- Toh KAABIL chalein
Husband- Main Utna RAEES nahi
..........
Baad mein ghar me bacchon ne DANGAL dekha

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
9 Likes
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Jan
30
2017

Teacher -Translate the sentence into English


Teacher -Translate the sentence into English..
‘वसंत ने मुझे मुक्का मारा'

Santa- 'वसन्तपंचमी'..!"

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
30
2017

10


सन्डे की सुबह 10 बजे तक अगर आपके घर वाले आपको सोने देते हैं तो....


या तो आपकी सैलरी अच्छी है,,

या फिर उनको आपसे कोई उम्मीद नहीं है।


Submitted By : Kunal
Place : Patiala
9 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
29
2017

Jaldi se bolo Tezi se bolo


Jaldi se bolo. Tezi se bolo
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HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW!


Aray main ne jaldi bolney ko kaha ta
kutay (dog) ki tarah bonkney (barking) ko nahi kaha ta.

Submitted By : Saad Ullah
Place : Bannu
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
19
2016

ek bar ekk ladka apni mammi se bola


ek bar ekk ladka apni mammi se bola







mammi muje meri train gufa me gusani h...






khy app apni pent kholo G..





nahi nahi ..

raat ko papa airoplane dalte h...

Submitted By : Tushar kapoor☺☺☺☺☺☺
Place : jaipur
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
19
2016

806AM 12162016 91 83820 74037


[8:06AM, 12/16/2016] ‪+91 83820 74037‬: बेहोश होते होते बचा दोस्तों

जब एक लड़की की स्कूटी के पीछे की लाइन पर मेरी नज़र पड़ी

जिस पर लिखा हुआ था

"विधायक के बेटे की गर्ल फ्रेंड "

Submitted By : shubhsm
Place : pratapgrah
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
4
2017

A BOY AND A GIRL WERE IN A HOUSE ALONE THE BOY


A BOY AND A GIRL WERE IN A HOUSE ALONE THE BOY WAS PLAYING HIS XBOX 1 AND THE GIRL WAS GETTING BOARD


BOY:WHAT HAPPEN BABES

GIRL:........

BOY TURNS OFF HIS XBOX 1

GIRL:WHY DID YOU TURN OFF THE XBOX

BOY:BECAUSE I GOT SOMETHING BETTER THAN THE XBOX

GIRL BLUSHES

BOY TURNS ON HIS PS4

Submitted By : Haroon
Place : Durban
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
21
2016

CHATING CHATING


CHATING CHATING
YES PAPA
GIRLFRIEND SETTING
NO PAPA
TELLING LIES
NO PAPA
OPEN YOUR WHATSAPP
HA HA HA....

Submitted By : Harsh
Place : Pimpri
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes