Non Veg Jokes

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Dec
6
2012

Ek din sehwag apni biwi ke saath sex kar raha hota


Ek din sehwag apni biwi ke saath sex kar raha hota he

sehwag:aaj pitch bahut gilli he mai jaldi out ho jaunga

biwi: aapko bhi bas out ki padi rahti he kal to dhoni is pitch pe shatak maar ke gaya tha

Submitted By : Fucking bhadshah
Place : Delhi
53 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   47 Votes


Jul
29
2013

Chatri repairwala ladki se


Chatri repairwala ladki se:
Uper ka kapda nikalna padega
aur niche danda dalna padega.
Ladki: Jo karna hhi wo karo,
Lekin pani ander nahi girna chahiye.

Submitted By : harish
Place : delhi
17 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Sep
14
2013

Girls status on facebook - I M SAD


Girls status on facebook - "I M SAD"
Comments :
1. Haww! Kya hua?
2. Hey, everything ok? Should i call?
3. Hey, don't be sad. Tell me what happened?
4. Everythings gonna be ok baby, chill..
Guys. status on facebook - "I M SAD"
Comments:
1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar madarchod.
2. Kya hua bhosdike?
3. Bhenchod Dukhi atma.
4. Zindagi barbad hai teri chutiye..
5. Muh me lele mera, theek ho jayega

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
172 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   122 Votes


May
16
2015

Boy


Boy: पापा मैं सनी लियोन से शादी करूँगा.

Hilarious Reply by Dad: बेटा, दोस्तों और रिश्तेदारों में उठने बैठने वाली बहु चाहिए...


उनका उठाने वाली नहीं !!!



Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
20 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jul
11
2013

This one is hilarious


This one is hilarious...
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Msg from Salman khan

Insaan ko Jannat mein rehna chahiye,
Mannat mein toh chutiye bhi rehte hai..! ??

Submitted By : milan gamex
Place : surat
38 Likes
54 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Aug
3
2015

Santa banta jokes


Santa banta jokes

one DAy Santa ne kha ki uski wife Mr gyi
to banta ne kha ki ye to hona hi tha ..Chinese maal chlta hi kitna hau

Submitted By : harshit
Place : Rishikesh
9 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
6
2013

Girl aj sex karoge


Girl: aj sex karoge?

Boy: nahi

Girl: why?
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Boy: Condom nahi hai.
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Girl: Tera to roz ka drama hai bc..
lamination q nhi karwa leta hai..

Submitted By : R
Place : Pratapgarh , Rajasthan
21 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Sep
30
2015

Q What did one saggy boob say tothe other saggy


Q: What did one saggy boob say tothe other saggy boob?

A: "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

Submitted By : Raja Faizan Janjua
Place : Sarai Alamgir
7 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes