Non Veg Jokes

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Dec
3
2013

Khapri Teachr


Class me ek techr padha rhi thi
Uska ballauz ka ek botton khula tha
Usse madam k ek side ka nipple dikhre the.
Ye dekh do ladke hasne lagae..
Teachr to boyzz: hass kyu rhe ho..
Chup hojao..
Chup ho jao ni to dono ko bahar nikal dung,

Submitted By : royalfriendzzz
Place : nepanagar
190 Likes
42 Dislikes
Rating :   387 Votes


Aug
1
2012

Suhagrat Par Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Drate Hue..


Suhagrat Par Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Drate Hue..

Pati: “ Shadi Se Pahle Kitni Baar suhaGRaat maNAyi Hai?”

Patni: “ Ji Ek Baar Bhi Nahi ”

Pati: “ Juth Mat Bol, Mere Pas Ek Meter Hai Laga Ke Check Karu? ”

Patni: “ Ji, Ek Baar Galti Se hO gya Thha ”

Pati: “ Sach Sach Bata, Mere Pass Sach Ka Meter Hai, Lagau Kya? ”

Patni: “ Mujhe Maaf Kar Do, 10-15 Baar Karwaya”

Pati: “ Sab Sach Sach Bata De, Nahi To Meter Lagane Wala Hun”

Patni Gusse Mein Aakr: “ Aaja Bhonsdi Ke Laga Hi Le Tu Apna Meter,Jitni Baat Maine manAYi Hai Na Utne Tere Meter Mein Number bhi Nahi Honge “

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
486 Likes
73 Dislikes
Rating :   207 Votes


May
17
2013

Superb lesson in Hindi


Superb lesson in Hindi:

Teacher : Prasang sahit vyakhya karo - "Bheegay hoth tere, pyasa dil ye mera"
Student : Yeh line bollywod ke prasidh kavi Sant Shri Emran Hashmi ji ki rachna 'Murder' ki prasidh kavita "Bhige hoth tere" se li gayi hai.
Is kavita main kavi jab bhi devi Malika ko nirvastra nachte hue dekhtey hai to unka sabr toot jata hai aur woh kehte hain, hey devi jis tarha tumharey hothon ke andar ka jal tumhari pyas bhuja raha hai, usi tarha mai bhi usi jal se apni pyas bhujana chahta hu. In lines se humko kavi ke kamine evam ashlil hone ka ehsas hota hai.
Kavi ke bhaav saral evam spasht roop se tharqii hai.
Unhone bahut kathor bhavo ko badi saralta se apni rachna me dikhaya hai. ??.
Teacher fainted!!!!

Submitted By : Harsh
Place : Delhi
42 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   60 Votes


Sep
28
2012

kutte ko kaise pata chalta hai ke kutiya ka...


Wife : Suno ji, kutte ko kaise pata chalta hai ke kutiya ka mann kar
raha hai??
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Husband : soongh ke.
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Wife : Toh Behanch0d, tujhe jhukaam hai kya :D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
145 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   78 Votes


Oct
11
2012

If Maharashtra Times is called as MaTa,


If Maharashtra Times is called as MaTa,
then what shall we call Goa Times - GoTa?
Yahaan tak toh theek tha, socho Jharkhand Times....?:D

Submitted By : xavi11
Place : Mumbai
67 Likes
142 Dislikes
Rating :   103 Votes


Jul
6
2013

Aalam yeh hai k Barish ab thamni chahiye


Aalam yeh hai k Barish ab thamni chahiye.

kale badalo se nayi roshni ab nikalni chahiye.

sirf shayari karna mere zindagi ka maksad nahi yaro,

2 din se balcony me latak rahi underwear bhi toh sukhni chahiye..?????

Submitted By : sunny
Place : surat
7 Likes
35 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes


Jul
11
2013

Theater me naripradhan film chal rahi thi


Theater me naripradhan film chal rahi thi..

Ek ladki bade josh me aake boli " Dekha..?

Aaj ki Naari kya nahi kar sakti..?"

Tabhi ek sardar khade hoke bola

"Deewar pe peshab "

Submitted By : lafanga
Place : rajkot
272 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   74 Votes


Jun
12
2013

Doctor to Old Man


Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..
Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.?!
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyankis kaam ki,

Submitted By : scream
Place : Ahmedabad
21 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes