Non Veg Jokes

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Mar
25
2013

Ladkiyo k Nipple k aaspas small dots kyo hote he


Ladkiyo k Nipple k aaspas small dots kyo hote he?

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ye andhe bhaiyo k liye bhagvan ne

brail lipi me likha he

"KRIPYA YAHA CHUSEY"! *. =)) =)) =)) =))

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Varanasi
32 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Oct
24
2013

Pappu Mom Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho


Pappu: Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?
Mom: Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale
Pappu: Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai

Submitted By : Nikhil 8696431431
Place : Alwar
64 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   70 Votes


Jun
17
2013

Sardar ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li


Sardar ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li..
Dost ne pucha to bataya. Yaara dil khush ho jata hai jab ladkiyan aakar kehti hain "aage piche dono side karna

Submitted By : Kartik
Place : Rajkot
14 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Sep
14
2014

Tailor pooja ka Maap lete hue


Tailor pooja ka Maap lete hue:
Koi boyfriend hai ?
pooja: Haan, Q ?
Tailor:
Usse bolna thode din left side ke boobs pe zyada dhyaan de,
Fitting sahi baithegi.

Submitted By : karann
Place : mumbai
14 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Oct
11
2013

din main sota hai


din main sota hai
raat ko jagta hai
din main leta rehta hai
raat ko khara rehta hai

,its choukidar

Submitted By : vimal raj
Place : bharuch
28 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


Sep
20
2012

Suhag Rat me Nayi Biwi


Suhag Rat me Nayi Biwi ki soch....

-Agar wo upar upar se hi karega to Anjan hoga.
-Agar wo andar karega to Jankar hoga.
-Agar wo 2sri bar bhi karega to Jawan hoga.
-Agar 3 bar karega to Tufan hoga.
-Agar 4thi bar bhi krega to Nuksan Hoga
Aur
-Agar pichhe se karega to Pathan hoga.

Submitted By : Abhishek Shaw
Place : Howrah
74 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


Sep
23
2014

pappu- gajodhar bhai suna hain raat main char4


pappu:- gajodhar bhai suna hain raat main char(4) gunde ne apki kanpati pe gun rakh k kaha ki
goli maru
ya gand










aaj apko jinda dekh kar bahut khusi ho raha hain
aapne sahi faisla liya....

Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
41 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Jan
28
2015

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बेचारी इंडियन भाभी -
धोबी - भाभी जी, कपड़ेय
निकाल कर रक्खो,
मैं थोड़ी देर में आता हु .....
पेपर वाला - भाभी जी,
काल आप सो रही थी,
बिना डिस्टर्ब किये
नीचेय से डाल दिया था.....
फ्रूट वाला - भाभी जी,
केले का साइज़ तो देखो,
जी खुश हो जायेगा....
इन बॅंक - भाभी जी,
सो सो के दू, चलेगा क्या..?
Xerox वाला - भाभी जी,
आगे-पीछे दोनो साइड से
करना है, या एक साइड से..?
ऑटो वाला - भाभी जी,
अंदर छोड़ दू या
बाहर ही छोड़ दू .....
Finally innocent लिफ्ट मॅन - भाभी जी,
कोनसा दबाउ.....

Submitted By : parveen
Place : gurgaon
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes