Non Veg Jokes

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Sep
25
2013

Ek Ladka GUTTER Me Gir Gaya


Ek Ladka GUTTER Me Gir Gaya..
Tabi 1 Ladki Ki Awaaz Aayi.
SURF EXCEL HE NA "DAAG ACHE HE"
Boy:-Teri Maa ki Chut
DAAG ITNE HI ACHE HE TO NICHE
Whisper Q Lagati He.
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BHAKT-'Baba Chut or Chutiye me kya antar hai?
BABA-'Jo aadmi ko pagal kar de use chut kehte hai,
Aur Jo chut ke piche pagal ho jaye use Chutiye.
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2 Nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya.
Bahar aake 1 boli:Chal ab kapde pehan le, koi pehchan nahi payega..
Qki kisi bhi kamine ne shakal to dekhi nahi hogi..
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A Journalist to Osho:
Do U know wat all men & women r Doing in your Ashram?
Osho:Mere ko kya?
Journalist:lekin ye to Apka Ashram Hai.
Osho:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya!

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Lady- Doctor, mere pati ka nasbandi kardo..
Dr.- kyun.?
Lady- kya karu, Mujhe 5 wa mahina chal raha hai,
Ghar me meri behen ka choutha mahina,
Kamwali ka teesra mahina.
Hamari bhais ka doosra, Kal hamari kutiya ne bhi ulti ki,
Dr- Tumara pati kaha hai.?
Lady- Woh dekho, Hass Hass Ke SMS padh raha hai.!
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Girl to Swami- Mujhe Bhavishya dekhna sikhao?
Swami- Kapde utaro aur Ghodi ban jao.
Girl- Tum mujhe chodne wale ho?
Swami- Dekha, Dikhne laga na bhavishya.
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Adhyatmic Sex:
SUKH or SANTOSH ke bich me kya faraq hai?
"Jivan me apni pasand se thokne ko mile,
to wo hai SUKH..
Or
Jo mile.. Use thokna pade
Wo hai SANTOSH.
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Police:Tumne apne BF ko Q mara?
Girl:Haramkhor ne bed pe giraya, Bra utari, phir underware utari, phir tang uthai, CONDOM pehna Or fir harami bola APRIL FOOL.
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Pareshan biwi, ek raat uthkar JAN GAN MAN gane lagi.
Pati- Ye kya kar rahi ho?
Biwi- Ek aakhri koshish kar rahi hoon, iss par to pura Bharat khada ho jata hai.!

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Jinke ankhon me asoo aur hoto pe hasi hogi,
Jinke ankhon me asoo aur hoto pe hasi hogi,

Wah wah

to samajh lena uski GOTI Zip me fasi hogi..
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Salesman:Sir, main us retailer ke paas nahi jaunga, 15-20 baar gaya par maal nahi leta.
Boss:Q be, agar BV bacha nahi degi to kya chodna chhod dega????????????????
Call girl ke birthday par saheli ne sms kiya:
har adami tere nange badan pe barse,
tere jevan mein aaye itne customer,
ke tu pura sal bra-panty pehnne ko tarse.
?? Nazar jub tum se milti hai main
khud ko bhool jata hoon,?
?? Bas ek dharkan dharakti hai,
main khud ko bhool jata hon,?
?? Tumhain milne se pehle main
bohut sajta sanwarta hon,?
Magar jub tum sanwarti ho main
khud ko bhool jata hon,?
?? Main aksar kitabon pe tera hi
naam likhta hon,?
?? Magar kuch tum jo likhti ho main
khud ko bhool jata hon,?
?? Main aksar yehi kehta hon, main
tum say pyar karta hon,?
?? Magar jub tum yeh kehti ho
main duniya bhool jata hu...??

Submitted By : Star
Place : Nashik
63 Likes
36 Dislikes
Rating :   107 Votes


Nov
1
2013

Baba Saxidas Ke 2013 Ke Uttam


Baba Saxidas Ke 2013 Ke Uttam
Quotes
1. Insaan Ka Lund Aur Sarkari Kaam
Hamesha Latakta Rehta Hai
2. Chut Aur Doodh Ke Fatne Par
Hamesha Aurat Chillati Hai
3. Nai Dulhan aur Nai Gadi Kisi Dost
Ko Do To Thok Ke Hi Deta Hai
4. Nayi Chut Or Bhoot Kismat Walo
Ko Hi Dikhte Hai
5. Sex Or Tax Aadmi Ko Pagal Bana
Dete Hai

Submitted By : Ashutosh
Place : Kabnoor
93 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   96 Votes


Sep
28
2013

Billi Doodh Pee Gayi


Preeto Apne Pati Santa Se Subha Uth Ke Kahti Hai
Preeto: “Suno Ji, Aaj Phir Billi Doodh Pee Gayi”
Santa: “Maine Tujhe Kitni Baar Kaha Hai Ki Apne Blouse Ke Button Band Karke Soya Kar“

Submitted By : Gena Ram Choudhary
Place : Jodhpur Now in Delhi
37 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   61 Votes


Nov
3
2013

Taliban


Taliban:-agar tum islam kabul nhi karoge to tumhara gala kaat denge. Santa:-ye achi bakarchodi he bhenchode kabul na karo to gala katega or kabul karo to bulli.

Submitted By : royalfriendzzz
Place : nepanagar
83 Likes
109 Dislikes
Rating :   138 Votes


Mar
31
2013

A Computer Teacher asks the Student


A Computer Teacher asks the Student....

Sir: What is the Computer Mouse? Male or Female??

Student: Its a Female because it uses a pad under it?!!!

Submitted By : gagan chaudhary
Place : delhi
33 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


May
23
2015

American boy Mom Im dark even though u r white


American boy: Mom I'm dark even though u r white, why?

Mom: Listen son, Considering all mistakes n crazy things i had done in my youth, forget about you are Dark, just thank god that u dont bark..!!


Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
6
2013

Height Of Extra Kameena BacchaP


Height Of Extra Kameena Baccha:P
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Baap- 15 Saal k Bete ka School bag
Check kar Raha tha.
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1 Condom Mila.
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Baap- Sharm Nahi Aati Is UMAR
Mebag Me ye Rakhta hai?
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Beta- To kya is Umar Me Baap Ban
Jau. =D

Submitted By : Osama Niyaz
Place : Howrah
36 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Jul
2
2012

Agar tumne mujhe dhoond liya to Hum "Sex" karenge.


Girlfriend to Boyfriend: "Agar tumne mujhe dhoond liya to Hum "Sex" karenge." 

B;;)yfriend: "Agar nahi dhoond saka toh???" :s

Girlfriend: "Aisa mat kaho please...Main Darwaaze ke piche Chupungi!!!" >=)
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Moral - HORNY Ko Kaun Taal Sakta Hai. ;) :p

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
126 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes