Non Veg Jokes

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Dec
12
2013

Amazing Similarity bitween Love n Food


Amazing Similarity bitween.. Love n Food !!
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if Cross d limts.. The result is Vomiting..samaj aya toh thk varna pogo dekho !!

Submitted By : Mohit
Place : Varanasi
141 Likes
79 Dislikes
Rating :   245 Votes


Oct
22
2013

What is tension


What is tension ?.............
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1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi...
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Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi...
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aap use hospital le gaye....
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Doctor bola :'Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale
he'..
Lo ho gayi tension........ ....
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Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu,
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Ladki boli yahi iska baap he.
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Aur tension!....... .
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Police aayi aur apka medical check up hua.......
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Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi
sakte....
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Saala aurr tension!...
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Aapne Thank god kaha aur bahar aa gaye....
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Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacche he wo kiske he ?
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REAL TENSION.... by @UC Browser

Submitted By : m.d
Place : gujrat
115 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   86 Votes


Mar
19
2013

Aasiq ka Janaja kabar me pada hai


Aasiq ka Janaja kabar me pada hai,
Aasiq ka Janaja kabar me pada hai,
Bhosdi wale ki haadiya gal gayi,
Lekin Lund abhi tak kahda hai.

Submitted By : manish sharma
Place : new delhi
86 Likes
50 Dislikes
Rating :   103 Votes


Jul
18
2013

Lady uncle zara mere Bachhe ko datiye


Lady: uncle zara mere Bachhe ko datiye,

masti kar raha hai..

sardar: Oye Benchod,

Teri Maa Chod dunga,

masti mat kar!

Lady: Rehne do uncle,

masti karne do.

Submitted By : hajira
Place : mysore
24 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes


Jul
26
2013

Ek aurat saheli se Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha


Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

Submitted By : harish
Place : delhi
18 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Nov
8
2013

Ek scientist BRA banana chahta tha


Ek scientist BRA banana chahta tha,
jisme bhagte huye girls ke boobs na hile,
Aur bhigne par nipple na dikhe.
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BHAI log tension mat lo, Maar diya madarchod ko...?

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : INDIA
146 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   70 Votes


May
12
2013

Bus Stop Pe Boy Girl Se Bola-


Bus Stop Pe Boy Girl Se Bola-
Sandal Toh Bahut Achi Pehni Hai.
Girl- Utar Kar Dikhaoon Kya?
Boy- Lo...
Isse Zyada Acchi Toh tumne
T-shirt Pehni Hai..!

Submitted By : gunmaster
Place : gujarat
61 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   57 Votes


Jul
8
2013

1st girl mera kal fast tha


1st girl: mera kal fast tha.
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2nd girl: "lucky girl",
Mera wala toh hamesha hi slow rehta hai..

Ohh teri yeh to nonveg ho gaya.

Submitted By : Pradeep
Place : Thane
16 Likes
39 Dislikes
Rating :   51 Votes