Non Veg Jokes

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Mar
10
2012

Tum Honeymoon ke liye kahan, kahan Gayi thi


Ladki: Tum Honeymoon ke liye kahan, kahan Gayi thi?

Saheli: Shimla, Darjeeling, Ooty, Goa

Ladki: Kya, Kya Dekha?

Saheli: CEILING FAN...!!;-)

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
411 Likes
40 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


Mar
12
2013

Ek ladke ko police ne pakda


Ek ladke ko police ne pakda.
Police-License hai?
Ladka-No.
Police-Paise hai?
Ladka-No.
.
Police ne ladke ke underwear me haath daala aur do baal khich liye.

Ladka(ansu nikalte hue)-Aisa kyun kiya?:'(

Police-Taake tum yeh na keh sako ki, maine signal toda aur havaldar mera "jhaata" bhi nahi ukhad saka.

Submitted By : xavi11
Place : Mumbai
40 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   28 Votes


Aug
10
2013

Police to santa Tumne Bikhari Ko Q Mara


Police to santa: Tumne Bikhari Ko Q Mara?
Santa: Mene Ise Kitni Br Bola K Mai Aisa Wesa Admi Nhi Hu, Fir B Bolta Hai, Ek Bar De De Baba

Submitted By : Tejas Kumbhar
Place : Pune
25 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


Aug
27
2013

1st manTum Niche k Baal kaise Saaf karte ho


1st man:Tum Niche k Baal kaise Saaf karte ho?
2nd:Razor se aur tum?

1st:Jarurat hi nahi,Meri bivi Baatein hi aisi karti he ki Jhante Sulag jati hain!!?

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
35 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes


Sep
5
2013

chennai sexpress


"chennai sexpress"
??halaiwa
Loude ko thoda round ghumake
Anna ke jaisa condom lagake
Lode pe thoda vasline lagake
Chudd jao saare mood banake
All the randii fanz...
halaiwa
Dont miss d chance
halaiwa
Randi dance Randi dance Randi dance Randi dance
Randi bazar me aaya mai to
Muzko thokega kon or kiko
Mera lund din me gaand marega
Kisi bhi randi se ni darega
Jiski jo bhi krna he krlo
Yaha he mera khada pakad lo
Ghar pe jaake google ughadlo
Mere lundd ko wikipedia pe dekhh lo
Building me jb ye gaana bajega
In.d bed aana padega
Lode ko uthana padega
Gaand marke dikhana padega
Randi dance Randi dance
Randi dance Randi Dance
Randi dance Randi Dance
????????

omi

Submitted By : omi
Place : thane
170 Likes
55 Dislikes
Rating :   127 Votes


Oct
2
2012

Suhagrat me puri kosish k


Suhagrat me puri kosish k bawjud L@nd ghusa nhi pati-Tuje pehle kisine nhi Kiya?

BV-Teri ma ki ch#t,bh0sdike Jisne b KIYA Meri ch@ddi utar k KIYA...

Submitted By : UMESH
Place : Satara (Maharashtra)
122 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   99 Votes


Jul
2
2012

Santa ne ladki se jhagda karte karte...


Santa ne ladki se jhagda karte karte USKI CHUT me ungli kar di

Ladki- Madarchod teri ye himmat!

Santa-Tune hi to kaha tha NEECHE ungli karke bat kar..

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
262 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   79 Votes


Nov
8
2013

Some Basic Rules


Some Basic Rules
1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye
=KHABAR
2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye
=HAATH
3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye
=PAIR
4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye
=TAREEF
5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo
=Monthly Salary!

Submitted By : Shreedhar
Place : Mumbai
47 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   72 Votes