Non Veg Jokes

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Mar
4
2012

Pappu offered Girl for sex


Pappu offered Girl for sex


Ladki:- Tum itny chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthaao ge?


Papu:- Meri Jaan, Main Maanta hu ki chuha Bori utha nhi skta, Lekin phaad to skta hai.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
273 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes


Aug
28
2013

Boy texts his gf kal date pe tum mujhe kiss do gi


Boy texts his gf: kal date pe tum mujhe kiss do gi?

Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya toh?

Boy: koi nahi dekhega.. bharosa rakho mujh per

Girl: Ok de dungi

Boy: Boobs choosne dogi?

Girl: ok choos lena

After 20 mints

boy texts: yeh sab galat hai... main tumhe touch bhi nahi karna chahta.......

Girl:

mujhe pata hai tune muth maar li hai kutte :p>=)

Submitted By : SAMIR
Place : AHMEDABAD
36 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   49 Votes


Aug
24
2013

Ek Dukhi Boss ki Kahani


Ek Dukhi Boss ? ki Kahani:
Kal mera Birthday ? tha
Meri BiVi Bachcho ne mujhe wish nhi
kia ?
Mai office gaya kisi ne wish nhi kia,?
Mai apne cabin mei gaya Meri
Secretary ? Romantic style mei boli
"Happy Birthday" sweet Boss.
Mujhe boht achcha lga
Phir usne mujhe apne Flat Pr bulaya
aur kaha ki aaj mai apko boht khush
karne wali hun?
She said:
Mai 2 minutes me Bedroom se aati hun
tb tk aap excitment ki tyari kr le?
Kuch deir baad wo 1 boht bade Cake
ke sath bahar aayi
Us ke peche meri BV ??, Bachche ??, maa ?
baap ? aur pura staff ????tha
.
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.
Aur mai us Behn Chod
ke intezar me Sofay per Nanga Leta
condom chada rha tha . .....?????????????

Submitted By : vipul
Place : vadodara
54 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Dec
16
2012

3 idiots....


3 idiots....
Teacher: What Is A Condom??
Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain

Teacher: Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?
Aamir: Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu!
Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai?

Teacher: Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai,
Condom Ki Definition Bolo??
Aamir: Sir! Condom Is Anything Which
Reduces Population?

Teacher: Will U Plz Elaborate??
Aamir: Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare! Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai,
Condom Hai Na?
Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak,
Condom Hai Sir.
Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai?
8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak,
Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai?
1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out,
In-Out, In-Out?

Teacher: Arre? Defination Kya Hai?
Aamir: Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir?

Teacher: Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?
subah se shyam tak masti, , In-Out,
In-Out?! Idiot? :P :P :P

Submitted By : Ramkishor Tak
Place : Jaipur rajasthan
27 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Jun
17
2014

Q main karu yeh dua k


Q main karu yeh dua k
tujhe meri umar lag jaye....??

Ho skta hai aaj aakhri din ho mera..
Aur tere laude lag jayein
??

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
29 Likes
58 Dislikes
Rating :   90 Votes


Jul
17
2013

Cylinder ki lambi line dekh kar


Cylinder ki lambi line dekh kar

pappu gusse me bola: " abhi

bhenchod PM ke pichwade pe laat

mar ke aata hu."

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.

.

Kuch der baad wo wapas line me lag

gaya.

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.

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Dosto ne poocha: " maar aaya

laat ?? " .

.

.

Pappu: waha isse bhi lambi line lagi

hai. :p

Submitted By : lafanga
Place : rajkot
395 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   213 Votes


Jul
21
2013

santatera birthday kab he


santa:tera birthday kab he?
banta:next week.why?
santa :tuje ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne he.teri wife ko tere shath sex karte dekh dekh ke bor ho gya hu.
banta:tera birthday kab he?
santa:next month why?
banta:tuje doorbeen gift karni he,taki tu dekh sake ki wife kishki he
banta rock santa behos

Submitted By : lafanga
Place : rajkot
131 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   93 Votes


Jun
17
2013

Customer-Ye underwear kitne ka hai


Customer-Ye underwear kitne ka hai?

Dukandar-50Rs ka

Customer-Iski koi warnty?

Dukndar:6 flor se niche gir jao, Gaand phat jayegi, magar chaddi nahi! :>:|

Submitted By : Kartik
Place : Rajkot
35 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes