Non Veg Jokes

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Jul
18
2012

Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me


Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya.

Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, Wo behosh ho gaya.

Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya & jate hue shishe pe likh gai:


Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
346 Likes
48 Dislikes
Rating :   139 Votes


Mar
17
2012

Santa:-veg aur non-veg me kya hota hai?


Santa:-veg aur non-veg me kya hota hai?

Banta:- film dekhte waqt agar ankh me pani aaye to veg aur agar underwear me aaye to non-veg.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
505 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   88 Votes


Jul
31
2013

Apni Sali Ke Saath Sex Karne Ke Baad Jija Bola


Apni Sali Ke Saath Sex Karne Ke Baad Jija Bola
Jija: Tum Apni Didi Se Zyada Majaa Deti Ho

Saali Udaas Hote Hue: Dekhiye Na Jijaji, Fir Bhi Mere Pati Kahte Hai Tumhari Didi Jyada Maja Deti Hai

Submitted By : harish
Place : delhi
42 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   47 Votes


Mar
4
2012

Ek ladki doctor ke paas gai


Ek Ladki:- Doctor, Meri B(.)(.)BS bahut choti hain?


Doctor:- Roz aana hoga. CHUS CHUS ke bade kar dunga.


Ladki:- Theek hai. Apne Boy-Friend ko bhi le aaungi. Uski Lulli bhi Bhut choti hai.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
626 Likes
35 Dislikes
Rating :   90 Votes


Jul
27
2013

SASUR ne DAMAD se kaha


SASUR ne DAMAD se kaha

6 SAAL Me 6 BACHCHE,Ye kya hai?

DAMAD:

Maine aapse pahele hi kaha tha,

GARIB Jarur hu,

par

Aapki BETI ko kabhi

KHALI PET nahi RAKHUNGA

Submitted By : lafanga
Place : rajkot
216 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   203 Votes


Aug
13
2013

Punjabi Translator


Punjabi Translator

Ek Angrez Pind mai elaan kar raha tha aur Punjabi uska tranlator..

Angrez : Oh People.

Punjabi : O Fudi Deyo..

Angrez : It is Highly Announced....

Punjabi : Bund faad ailaan kita jaanda hai...

Angrez : That the case has been thoroughly investigated.

Punjabi : Case di bund da jor la ke chaanbeen kiti gayi hai....

Angrez : But found nothing....

Punjabi : Te labheya Lann vi nai...

Angrez : If anyone interfere.....

Punjabi : Te kisi ne bhen chudaan di koshish kiti....

Angrez : he will be elephantly punished.

Punjabi : Uh nu haathi da lann naal bann dita jaayega...

Angrez : Thats all

Punjabi : Aah si sara bhangg bhosra...??

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
16 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Dec
4
2012

Ghar ke bahar ladka ladki se romantic batein karte


Ghar ke bahar ladka ladki se romantic batein karte hue: "Jaanu ab andar chalein? Kab tak hum teeno aise hi khade rahenge?

Submitted By : aarti
Place : mumbai
46 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   28 Votes


Oct
22
2013

Ek ladki police station gayi aur officer


Ek ladki police station gayi aur officer
se boli: Ek admi ne uske sath rape kar
diya hai
.
Officer :- jab woh tumhare sath rape
kar raha tha to tumne usey roka kyon
nahi ?
.
Ladki :- kaise rokti inspector sahab
maine apne hatho mein mehandi lagayi
hui thi !
.
Officer kuch der sochne ke baad :
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Agli baar mehandi kab lagaogi"

Submitted By : sumit
Place : Gwl
68 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   79 Votes