Non Veg Jokes

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Jul
8
2013

Sex ne ame sambhog kahiye 6iye


Sex ne ame sambhog kahiye 6iye..

Wah wah..

Sex ne ame sambhog kahiye 6iye..

Wah wah

tamara thi na thay to kejo Subh Prasange Aame Order pan laiye 6iye..........goood nigghhtt.......

Submitted By : sunny
Place : surat
10 Likes
71 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


Dec
16
2012

3 idiots....


3 idiots....
Teacher: What Is A Condom??
Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain

Teacher: Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?
Aamir: Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu!
Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai?

Teacher: Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai,
Condom Ki Definition Bolo??
Aamir: Sir! Condom Is Anything Which
Reduces Population?

Teacher: Will U Plz Elaborate??
Aamir: Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare! Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai,
Condom Hai Na?
Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak,
Condom Hai Sir.
Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai?
8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak,
Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai?
1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out,
In-Out, In-Out?

Teacher: Arre? Defination Kya Hai?
Aamir: Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir?

Teacher: Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?
subah se shyam tak masti, , In-Out,
In-Out?! Idiot? :P :P :P

Submitted By : Ramkishor Tak
Place : Jaipur rajasthan
27 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


May
24
2015

A porn film director during shooting


A porn film director during shooting..

L I G H T S...

ROLL SOUND...


C A M E R A..

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झव....!!!



Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
16 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Aug
17
2013

Response aftr romance


Response aftr romance

1)Raand:Paise nikal

2)GrlFrnd:Maaza aa gaya

3)Padosan: Fir kab aoge

4)Wife: Ab 2-4 din kuch mat bolna

5)Kamwali: Ab to pagar bada do saab

Submitted By : SAMIR
Place : AHMEDABAD
46 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   59 Votes


Sep
11
2013

Student Miss Aap DoOdh peeti hain


Student: Miss Aap DoOdh peeti hain?........



Miss: Haan r0z peeti hun.Kyun?..........



Student herat se: Aap ka Munh p0hanch jata hai.?

Submitted By : ankit
Place : patna
76 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   92 Votes


Jul
19
2013

Interview in America


Interview in America
Manager-So where r u from?
Candidate-Sir, from India
Manager-Arey wah bhai, india mein kahaan se ho?
Candidate-Maharashtra, Sir
Manager-Baap re..kuthla re tu?
Candidate-Mumbai
Manager-Aaichi gaand, adhi saangaycha na laudya...
Candidate-Aai zhavli.. Ata Mala kaay mahit bhenchod..?
Manager- Chutya, Kela tula select, udya pasun ye Gand marwayla...

Submitted By : vikas
Place : mumbai
16 Likes
59 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Jun
3
2014

Sham Diyo Se Sajaye Bethe


Sham Diyo Se Sajaye Bethe
Hai,Khushbu Badan Pe Lagaye
Bethe Hai,Hamari Diwangi To Dekho
Yaro,Unko Rat Ko Aana Hai Aur
Hum Subah Se Hi Condom Lagaye
Baithe Hai.

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma 09018115097
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
25 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Sep
3
2013

AAJ KAL ASHARAM BABA KI KARTUTIEN


AAJ KAL ASHARAM BABA KI KARTUTIEN:

Din me Hari Om,
Rat me Cond Om.
Din me Agrbatti,
Rat me Zabrdsti.
Din me Puja or Arti,
Rat me Vidya or Bharti.
Din me Swaha,
Rat me Aahaa...... bhai log naya aya hai .

Submitted By : tyagimess
Place : delhi
92 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   71 Votes