Non Veg Jokes

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Nov
9
2013

C O N D O M S


'C O N D O M S'
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Imagine If All The Top Brand's Start Selling Condoms, They Won't Even Have To Change Their Tag Line..
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'Pepsodent' Condom:
Raat Bhar Dishum Dishum.. ??
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'Colgate' Condom:
Ye Hai Hamara Suraksha Chakra.. ??
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'Nokia' Condom:
Connecting People..
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'MRF' Condom:
Extra Rubber Extra Mileage.. ??
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'Moov' Condom:
Ah Se Aha Tak..??
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'Mirinda' Condom:
Zor Ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage.. ??
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'Godrej' Hair Dye Condom:
Kato Kholo Aur Lagao.. ??
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'Sprite' Condom:
Bujaye Only Pyaas Baki All Bakwas.. ??
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'Tata Sky' Condom:
Isko Laga Dala Toh Life Jhingalala.. ??
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The Best One..
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'M-Seal' Condom:
Ek Tapakti Boond Aap Ki Kismat Badal Sakti Hai...!!! ???????

Submitted By : Ram Bhogale
Place : Nashik
101 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   71 Votes


Dec
4
2012

Ghar ke bahar ladka ladki se romantic batein karte


Ghar ke bahar ladka ladki se romantic batein karte hue: "Jaanu ab andar chalein? Kab tak hum teeno aise hi khade rahenge?

Submitted By : aarti
Place : mumbai
54 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes


Jun
9
2013

Shaadi Se Teen Din Pehle BABU Raand Ko


Shaadi Se Teen Din Pehle BABU Raand Ko
Ch#dne Gaya.. Raand Ne Uske #nd Ko Kaat
Liya..
BABU Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Dressing
Karwa Li..
Suhagraat Ko Wife Boli: Lo Ji Pesh Hain
Ikdam Fresh Unused Pussy..
BABU: Tu Fresh Di Gal Kardi Aee.. Edekh Aaj
Tak Packing Vi Nahin Kholi..!

Submitted By : Tarnish
Place : Patiala
27 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Jul
27
2013

ladka apne gf ke sath fone par


ladka apne gf ke sath fone par

Boy: ?kal milogi na ..

Girl:?haan...

Boy : ?kiss karne dogi ?
Girl : ?haan ...

Boy : ?dabane dogi ?

Girl :? haan...

Boy : ?choosne dogi?

Girl : ?Haan baba,
kal milte hai. bye

15 mins baad fir se fone par

Boy :? nahi yeh sab galat hai ...



Girl : ?muth market aaya na hatami?

Submitted By : lafanga
Place : rajkot
200 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   98 Votes


Dec
26
2012

Teacher class me sawal puchh rhi


Teacher class me sawal puchh rhi
thi....
Teacher : Ek dal par 5 Chidiya baithi
ho aur
Tumne unme se 1 ko pathhar mar
k gira dia To kitni Chidiya bachegi.?
Pappu: Koi nahi, Sab ud jayengi
Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachegi
Par tumhari soch mujhe Pasand aayi
.
Pappu: Mam Mera b 1 Sawal he
3 Ladkiya Ice Cream kha rahi he.
1st Chaat k , 2nd Kat k , Aur 3rd
Choosh k
to inmese Konsi Shadi shuda he?
.
Teacher(Sharma ke) : jo Choosh rahi
he
.
Pappu: Ji nahi Jiske Gale me
Mangalsutra he
Par apki Soch b mujhe Pasand
aayi... :D :P

Submitted By : Ramkishor Tak
Place : Jaipur rajasthan
51 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Aug
29
2013

gaali in style


bharra me chur tera maa ka boor
.
.
und sund tera maa ka lund
.
.
mulla shaab ghum k gaand maraye jhoom k
.
.
mulla shaab gate me aadha laura pet me

Submitted By : Vishal singh
Place : kolkata
10 Likes
80 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


May
30
2015

bank manager-yr bahut dino ke baad tere sath


bank manager-yr bahut dino ke baad tere sath hotal me khana kha raha hu,brna dimag kharab raheta hai sala

dost-ha yr, tu bahut chidchida sa raheta hai ghar pr bhabhi ji bta rahi thi

bank manager-are kya karu yr office ka gussa ghar pr nikalta hai sala

dost-are aisa kya hota hai office me

bank manager-are bahi sale berojgaar,pad likh kar kuch aate nhi hai fir interview me kahete hai hame pass kardo,in bhosdibalo ko lagta hai ki ham inhe jaan puch kar nikaal rahe hai,jabki aata jata khaak nahi hai salo ko

bank manager ki bate piche betha ek admi sun raha tha,bo kursi se utha or bank manager se bola

admi-kya bola tu bhosdike

bank manager-kon h bhai tu

admi-bhen ke lode meri chood ye bta berojgaar insaan nahi hota,uske ander kya jaan nahi hoti,kya use jine ka hak nahi hai is dunia me madarchod

bank manager-bhosdike tu hai kon

admi-madarchod,din rt ek karke mahenat karte hai ladke ab unka yaad kia hua nahi fasta to isme unki galti hai bhenchod

bank manager ka dost-are yrr isse galti ho gayi chodiye ap jane digiye

admi-sala bus nokri lag gayi to har admi nikamma najar aata hai inhe

or ye kahekar admi hotal se bahar chala jata hai

bank manager-kon tha bhenchod ye sala

dost-are yrr frustated berojgaar tha or kon tha


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
9 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Aug
10
2013

Son - Aaj mujhe class me Diya ne thappad mara


Son - Aaj mujhe class me Diya ne thappad mara.
DAD - Par kyu?
Son - Diya ki skirt uski GAAND me fassi hue thi, mere sath wale ladke ne uski skirt khich di.
Dad - Ye to usne boht bura kiya, par tujhe kyu mara?
Son - Mujhe pata tha k usne bura kiya hai, isliye maine Wapis ungli se Skirt Gaand me ghusa di

Submitted By : dilip patel
Place : mumbia
63 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   61 Votes