Non Veg Jokes

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Jul
8
2013

Ek Kavita mere gandu Dosto ke liye


Ek Kavita mere gandu Dosto ke liye...

Tu Dost hai mera,
Tujh pe Jaan waar dunga,

Magar zyada uchhlega to
teri Gaand maar dunga.!

Tu dikhta hai achcha
Tu likhta hai achcha
Tu padhta hai achcha
Tu ladhta hai achcha,

Tujh se jo Panga lega
Uski main Phaad dunga!!

Magar zyada uchlega to
teri Gaand mar dunga.!

Tu maang le Jaan,
Tu maang le Aan,
Ladki ka Number ho,
Ya Randi ki Gaand,
Tere liye sab tere darr pe utaar dunga...

Magar zyada uchhlega to .....!

Hass mat Laude
Teri Gaand mar dunga...!!

Submitted By : sunny
Place : surat
35 Likes
35 Dislikes
Rating :   42 Votes


Sep
11
2013

apni X gf k lie ek nazraana pesh krte hue


humne to ki wafa usne dil TODA MERA
humne to ki wafa usne dil TODA MERA
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usne pucha yaad aati ha humari? humne kaha LOWDA MERA

Submitted By : Vishal singh
Place : kolkata
35 Likes
28 Dislikes
Rating :   63 Votes


Mar
10
2015

bahh re merid life


bahh re merid life

boss ke dura buri tarha dant padne pr pati gusse me ghar aata h

wife-aa gaye janu, kesi lag rahi hu me

pati-bakchodi mt kar dimag kharab h abhi

wife-ye kiss tarha se bt kar rahe ho

pati-chup chap kapde utarne laga gusse me

wife-jabab kyo nahi dete,ye kiss tarike se bt ki tumne abhi(chillate hue)

pati-chup chap kapde uatr raha tha

wife-bolte kyo nahi tum ab jabab do(chillate hue)

pent utarte bakt achanak pati ke hath me belt aa gayi

pati-sataak sataak

wife-aa aa

pati-maderchood tab se samjha raha hu mt bol ,chup rahe chup rahe

ye nahi ki pati bahar se aya h to pani de,khane ko puche

aate hi dimag kharab kar dia

wife kuch der baad saman pack karke mayke jane lagi

husband-are janu suno to..............

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
12 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jun
17
2013

1 pandit ki taang jal gayi


1 pandit ki taang jal gayi.
Doctor ne Burnol aur viagra likh di, pandit bola Burnol to samajh aata hai par viagra kyon?
Dr: Usse Dhoti Unchi rahegi....

Submitted By : Kartik
Place : Rajkot
9 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Oct
2
2012

Ammi main ne school ki copy pr tail lagaya hy


Bacha:
Ammi main ne school ki copy pr tail lagaya hy

lekin phir b jaldi jaldi kaam nhi ho rha

Ammi :
Pagal ye tm se kis ne kaha?

Bacha :
Aap khud hi to raat ko abu se keh rahi thi k

agr Aap thora sa tail laga lein,
to kaam jaldi ho jaAega.

"Hor swao bachyan nu naal"

Submitted By : nabeel
Place : sialkot
54 Likes
52 Dislikes
Rating :   51 Votes


Mar
16
2013

Subah ka Bhula


Subah ka Bhula,

Agar Shaam ko Ghar Aa Jaye

Toh Usse Gujarati Mein kya Kahte hai?.?

Kem Bhosdina,

Savarno kya GAND MARAVATO HATO??

Submitted By : anand
Place : aburoad
16 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Jun
2
2014

english exam se kuch minutes phle


english exam se kuch minutes phle
sumit - pdha , chutie?
ajay- han yar sare formulas , sb definitions pd k aaya hu

sumit- sale kr di na gandu wali baat , mai mere fb status ki baat krra hu ; )

Submitted By : Mithun Sharma
Place : solan
16 Likes
27 Dislikes
Rating :   28 Votes


Mar
21
2015

1 jawan jung se 3 sal bad wpas aya ar khidki ke


1 jawan jung se 3 sal bad wpas aya ar khidki ke pas udas bet gaya.
Biwi ko sex ki ichha hui. Biwi dupata gira ke boli dkho hwa ne mera kya uda diya.Jawaan chup.Phir kurti nikali aur boli, dek hwa ne mera kya uda diya
Jawaan chup.Phir salwar utari aur boli dkho hwa ne mera kya uda diya
Jawan ko gusa aya wo pant utar kar bola : dekh bomb ne mera kya uda diya:-

Submitted By : sagheer
Place : gujarat
13 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes