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Oct
11
2013

IMPORTANT THINGS TO REMEMBER in LIfE


IMPORTANT THINGS TO REMEMBER in LIfE..

Saanp aur chut, jahaan bhi milen maar do.
Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hue hain, use suljhane ki koshish mat karna.
Samay aur chutiya, sab ka kat-ta hain.
Acchhi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo.
Paani aur lund, apna rasta khud doondh lete hain.
Biwi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas ayengi.
Doodh aur gaand, jab phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati.
Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain.
Choochiyaan aur jazbaat, jitne dabaao utne hee ubhar aate hain.
Jhaante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain.
tattey jitnaa bhi uchhal lein, rahenge hameshaa laude ke neeche hee!
Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mootegi to baith ke hi.
Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond undi mein hi girti hai.
Chut chahe jitni bhi chaudi ho jaye, marni Lund se hi padegi.
Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi mazaa ayega.
Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee joothi nahi hoti hain.
Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko chudne ke liye, taang uthani hi padti hai.
Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain.
Lohe par Hathoda aur Chut par Loda, tabhi maro jab garam ho.
Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side se bajaana chahiye.
Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur daaru mein ek peg, hamesha kum padte hain.
Chut saal mein do hi baar maro, ek jis din baarish ho aur doosre us din jab baarish na ho.
Lund aur Ghamand, dono ko kaabu mein rakhne mein hi bhalai hai.
Baagi aur mamme , jahan bhee mile , masal dene chahiye.
Samay se pahle aur Kismat se achhi chut, na kisi ko mili hai, na milegi.
Jab kismat mein likhe ho lode, to kahan se milenge pakode.
adami aur chuha hamesha chhed ki taraf bhagte hain
baasi choot aur purana akhbaar, jahan dikhe faad do!
hari jhandi aur randi ko dekte hi bhaag lo!
musibat aur lund kabhi bhi khade ho sakte hain!
Job aur gaand sabki kabhi na kabhi zaroor lagti hai.
Zaban aur lund dono me haddi nahi hoti
Nayee chute ka maza nau din tak hota hai!
Admi kitna bhi gora ho, lund baki badan se kala hi hota hai!
Dusre ki naukari aur dusre ki chokri hardam acchhi hi lagti hai!
Stree se aayu(age), purush se aay (income)aur sardar se kabhi time nahi puchhana chahiye!
Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant main karne chahiye.
Chut, Boot aur Rangroop ko jitna ragdoge utni hi chamak aayegi.
Chut, Chuchi aur Chilam jitni bhi pio kabhi Jhuthi nahin hoti.
Maango usi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se.
Jab bhi mile akeli, wo nahin to uski saheli,saheli nahin to apni Hatheli.....but have sex daily.
Kismat aur gaand kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi mar sakti hai.
Ladai aur chudai mein sab jaayaz hai.

Submitted By : vimal raj
Place : bharuch
67 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   82 Votes


Jul
26
2013

Japani couple SEXY baat kerte howe


Japani couple SEXY baat kerte howe:

Husband: Sutaki

Wife: Kowanini

Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako

Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi yoa
nakodinda tinkuji

Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim
kouji.

Logon ka shoq to dekho.
Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas SEX ka
word aaya or poora message parh dala


sudhar jao

Sudhar jao kameeno!!

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
24 Likes
43 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Apr
19
2012

Mallika sherawat ghode par baithi...


Mallika sherawat ghode par baithi.......
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ghode waala!!!!!!! madam lagta hai ghoda bahut kush hai........:)
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Mallika
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.GHODA HO YA LODA....MERI DO TAANGO KE BEECH JO BHI AATA HAI WOH KHUSH HI REHTA HAI...........

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
172 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Oct
27
2012

A man while making love to his maid...


A man while making love to his maid, exclaimed?

Pushpa you are sweeter than my wife?

The maid smiled and said...
I know...cos the driver always tells me so?

Submitted By : abhishek kumar
Place : Gulbarga, karnataka
40 Likes
50 Dislikes
Rating :   80 Votes


Sep
16
2014

ek larka pani me naha raha tha tabi ek larki


ek larka pani me naha raha tha .tabi ek larki boil snake hai to larka goal snake nahi hai .who mera lund hai ..

Submitted By : ajit roy
Place : ranchi
8 Likes
42 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Sep
23
2014

pappu- gajodhar bhai suna hain raat main char4


pappu:- gajodhar bhai suna hain raat main char(4) gunde ne apki kanpati pe gun rakh k kaha ki
goli maru
ya gand










aaj apko jinda dekh kar bahut khusi ho raha hain
aapne sahi faisla liya....

Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
47 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   28 Votes


Jun
7
2013

Lady chemist se - Do TARAH ki Goli DENA


Lady chemist se - Do TARAH ki Goli DENA

Ek To 2 MAHINE Tak Pregnancy Na Ho
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Ek 2 MAHINE Tak Lund Bilkul KHADA Na Ho.

Chemist- Aisa kyu..?

Lady- Bacho ki school ki Holidays hai 2 MAHINE Ke LIYE MAYAKE Ja rahi hu..
$M$

Submitted By : mng007
Place : Mumbai
39 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


May
25
2013

Ek Frustrated Employee apne Boss se


Ek Frustrated Employee apne Boss se:
Sir kya colgate aapke daant se kida nikal deta hai?
Boss Answer : Yes

To aap colgate apni gaand mein kyu nahi lagate

Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
65 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes