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May
20
2015

Marathi joke


Marathi joke

जे लोक बोलतात बीना पाण्याची होळी.
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आणि बीना फटाक्याची दिवाळी साजरी केली पाहिजे.
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अशा लोकांना बीना भोकाची बायको झवायला दिली पाहिजे...


Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
25
2015

Ladki-suno raste me meri gadi kharaab ho gayi


Ladki-suno, raste me meri gadi kharaab ho gayi hai,or rt bhi kafi ho chuki hai plz meri gadi thik karba do

Boy-thik hai magar uske baad tume bhi mera ek kaam karna hoga

Girl-(chok kr)- me tumare sab kaam kr dungi bus bo nahi kar sakti

Boy-chinta mt karo me besa ladka nahi hu

Ladki-tab to thik hai me tumara sab kaam karne ko tyar hu

Ladki gadi thik hone ke baad

Ladki-btao tume kya chahiye

Ladka-tumari chut

Ladki-magar tumne to kaha tha ki tum aise ladke nahi ho

Ladka-tumne shayad thik se suna nahi mene kaha tha

"me besa ladka nahi hu"


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
10 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
24
2012

Chota kid apni pant kholkr Gf se...


Chota kid apni pant kholkr Gf se-tere pas h kya aisa wala?

Ldki-apni skirt kholi aur muskurte hue kaha Maa ne kaha h aisa wala h to waisa wala boht milega :D $!

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
385 Likes
68 Dislikes
Rating :   275 Votes


May
20
2014

Johnnies father took him to class his first day


Johnnie's father took him to class his first day of school. Johnnie's dad pulled the teacher aside and told her, Johnnie has a bad gambling problem so don't make a bet with him you can't win.

The teacher agreed. When the teacher was passing out the text books Johnny said, teach I'll make a bet with you,she replied ok what?
Johnny said I'll bet you fifty dollars I can tell you what color panties you have on.

She agreed and told him after the last bell he was to stay in the room and then he could guess.

while Johnny and the class were at recess the teacher took her panties off and put them in her purse.

When school was out Johnny stayed in the classroom and the teacher locked the door and said okay Johnny what color are they?

He replied yellow. so the teacher raised her dress and said no your wrong, I'm not wearing any. Johnny asked her to walk him out to his dads car and he would get her money.

so as Johnny passed his dad going to the car the teacher told his dad that Johnny finally got beat.
He said what do you mean she said Johnny bet me fifty dollars he could tell me what color panties I had on so I took them off.

The father replied that son of a bitch he bet me a hundred dollars he could see your pussy before the end of the Day.=)) X_X.

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
47 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


Nov
23
2013

teacher- ladke or ladki me kya frk h


teacher- ladke or ladki me kya frk h...
stdent- ladki ek saal me ek hi br ma bn skti h...bt
ladka ek saal me kitne b bacho ka papa bn skta ...

Submitted By : Deep
Place : Jalandhar
88 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   114 Votes


Jul
26
2013

Lady Teacher Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai


Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai?
Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai,
Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.

Submitted By : harish
Place : delhi
22 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


May
1
2013

New Joke - Jawan Sir mujhe chhutti chahiye


New Joke - Jawan: Sir, mujhe chhutti chahiye.

Major: Kya kaam hain?

Jawan: Biwi ki yaad aa rahi hain.

Major: Saaf kaho na, s** karna hain! Jaao, samne wali plywood me jo hole hain, waha apna kaam karlo.
Jawan ne aisa kiya, bahot maza aya.

Major: Ab batao, chhutti par jana hain?

Jawan: Nahi sir, bas, kaam ho gaya.

Major: Shabash! Ab plywood ke pechhe se dusre jawan ko nikalo aur tum jhuk kar Murga ban jaao. kuch aur jawan chhutti mang rahe hain.....

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
112 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   110 Votes


Jan
21
2016

mere ek dost ne kaha ki photo bhej raha hu mutth


mere ek dost ne kaha ki photo bhej raha hu mutth mar le

me bola

kya marbayege mutth ye photo hamse

mutth marne ka hunar ham jante h

hamko jarurat nhi in photo ki

apni ankh ko band karke lund ko khada karne ka hunar ham jante h

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
9 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes