Non Veg Jokes

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Jul
18
2012

Agar Pepsodent Wale Condom Banaane Lage To


Agar Pepsodent Wale Condom Banaane Lage To Kya Hoga…??

Hona Kya Hai...
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Raat Bar Dishum-Dishum !!!!!!!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
76 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   54 Votes


Jul
10
2014

ladka Docter se Dr me apni Biwi ko chodta hu to


ladka Docter se: Dr. me apni Biwi ko chodta hu to andar jake lund teda ho jata hai...

Dr. ko yakin nahi hota to wo ladka apni Biwi ko clinic me lekar Dr. ke samne chodta he

Kuch din bad kisi shadi me Dr. apne dosto ke sath khada us ladke ka mazak uda raha hota he ki is bewkuf ne apni Biwi ko mere samne choda

Dusri tarf ladka apne dosto ke sath khada Dr. ko dekh k hasta hai or kehta he

"Yar raand laya tha,Jagah nai mili to iske clinic me jakar chod aya."
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Submitted By : tyagimess
Place : delhi
84 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   94 Votes


Aug
30
2013

Teacher asks Girl


Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can?t answer this question
I feel shy?!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high....

Submitted By : Nirmal
Place : Kolkata
64 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes


Mar
8
2012

Santa doctor ke paas


Ek Din Santa Subh-Subh Rote Hoye Doctor Ke Pass Pahucha.

Santa - Doctor Saab, Maine Raat Ek Gasti Ke Sath Sex Kiya Tha.

Doctor - Achcha! to Fir?

Santa - Ab Mujhe Peshab Nahi Aa Raha...

Doctor Ne Checkup kiya aur Bola -

Doctor - Saale Bhosdi Ke....

....Peshab Karne Se Pehle Condom To Utar Leta..

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
223 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes


Aug
24
2013

Santa apni wife ko - aj dogi


Santa apni wife ko - aj dogi
wife - Han dungi rat ko
Santa rat ko pure mod me apni wife ke pas gya to usne mulli day dyi

sabbi

Submitted By : sabbi punia
Place : rajpura
3 Likes
27 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Mar
6
2013

Aurat apny Breast ko zor zor se


Aurat apny Breast ko zor zor se
hilany laggi Phir apny Bachy ko Dood
pilany lagi
Husband: Yeh kia ker rahi
thi?
BV: Sharma k! G wo Milkshake
Bana rahi thi

Submitted By : jaspreet
Place : Mukerian
34 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


Apr
19
2012

Ek Ladki Jo Bahut Tharki Thi,


Ek Ladki Jo Bahut Tharki Thi, Usne Apne Samne Wale Flat Mein Ek Chote Se Bache Ko Toffe Ka Lalach Deke Apne Pass Bulaya

Toffe Deke Usne Bache Ko Kaha: “Apni Luli Nikalo”

Bacha: “Ok”

Ladki: “Ye Kya Teri Luli To Pakdi Hi Nahi Jati”

Bacha Muskurate Hue: “Don Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai“

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
186 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   48 Votes


Jun
27
2013

Ekdum kadak -


Ekdum kadak!! -

Girl:- mei hu ladki jheel ki,
chut meri steel ki,
chod sake na hathi ghode,
tu kya chodega maa ke loude...

Boy:-naam hai mera pappan pillo,
lund ka weight chappan kilo,
jamin par maru toh kuva khod jaye...
tu to kya teri ma bhi chud jaye..?

Submitted By : rooni
Place : ahmedabad
27 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes