Non Veg Jokes

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Jul
17
2013

petrol ke dam sun kar sochta hu


petrol ke dam sun kar sochta hu

gadi ki tanki me vayagra ki goli

daldu sala speed ka kanta to khada

rahega :)

Submitted By : lafanga
Place : rajkot
262 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   229 Votes


May
24
2013

santa interview dene jata h


santa interview dene jata h
interviewer:wo kya h jo 4 wheels ka hota h
or travelling k kaam aata h..
santa:car.
interviewer:no , maruti car..
int.:wo kya hota h jo 2 wheels ka hota h or
riding k kam ata h..
santa:bike..
interviewer:no,hero honda bike.......u r nt
selected mr. santa.
santa: cn i ask 1 question ??
int. : yes..
santa: wo konsa hole h jiske hr taraf bal
hote h
int. : chut..
santa: nhi , teri maa ki chut...lolz

Hitsy

Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
73 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   64 Votes


Dec
16
2012

3 idiots....


3 idiots....
Teacher: What Is A Condom??
Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain

Teacher: Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?
Aamir: Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu!
Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai?

Teacher: Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai,
Condom Ki Definition Bolo??
Aamir: Sir! Condom Is Anything Which
Reduces Population?

Teacher: Will U Plz Elaborate??
Aamir: Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare! Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai,
Condom Hai Na?
Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak,
Condom Hai Sir.
Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai?
8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak,
Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai?
1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out,
In-Out, In-Out?

Teacher: Arre? Defination Kya Hai?
Aamir: Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir?

Teacher: Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?
subah se shyam tak masti, , In-Out,
In-Out?! Idiot? :P :P :P

Submitted By : Ramkishor Tak
Place : Jaipur rajasthan
27 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Jul
2
2012

Girl: Bunty MADARCHOD..!


Girl: Bunty MADARCHOD..!

Babaji: Aisa nhi bolte beti, aisa kyu bol rhe ho..?

Girl: Usne meri chummi li..

Babaji kissed & askd: Aise..?

Grl: Ji

Babaji: Ispe maadarchod nhi kehte

Grl:Usne bra uttar k mere bol chuse..

Baba suckd boobs & askd: Aise?

Grl: Ji

Baba:Ye b koi badi wajah nhi hai

Grl:Usne mujhe choda b.!

Babaji fuckd d grl & askd: Aise?

Grl: Haa

Baba: Ye b badi wajah nhi

Grl: Sex k baad usne mujhe bataya k use AIDS hai..!

Babaji: Bunty MADARCHOD...

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
960 Likes
92 Dislikes
Rating :   743 Votes


Jul
4
2013

wo aayi mere kabr par


wo aayi mere kabr par
diya jalane ke liye

gaur farmaiye

wo aayi mere kabr par
diya jalane ke liye.

madhar chod tel bhi le gayi
gand marwane ke liye.

Submitted By : ajit
Place : goa
16 Likes
33 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes


Mar
4
2012

Pappu offered Girl for sex


Pappu offered Girl for sex


Ladki:- Tum itny chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthaao ge?


Papu:- Meri Jaan, Main Maanta hu ki chuha Bori utha nhi skta, Lekin phaad to skta hai.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
260 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   48 Votes


Jun
19
2014

Sasur bahu


Saas balcony mein kapde sukha rahi thi.... Tabhi sasur-ye kale kale kapde kiske hain? Saas-ye bahu ki panty aur bra hain. Sasur-acha acha,inhe pehne bahu ko kabhi nahi dekha ,isliye puch raha tha

Submitted By : Kartik Kumar
Place : Bhubaneswar
40 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   65 Votes


Aug
23
2013

Arz kiya hai


Arz kiya hai...?
Teer ?kya chalati ho,
dhaar to talwar?? me hai,
Duppate? se kya chhupati ho,
Maal? to salwar ?me hai..
Palat kar dekh? janeman,?
Jigar ?me dum? hum bhi rakhte hai..
Bra? me do bum ????tum rakhti ho ,
to Chaddi??? me ek gun ?hum bhi rakhte hai..?
Kitni kathor vidambana hai kudrat ki.
Phoolon ?ka raja gulab?, Kaanto me rehta hai..!
Aur jeevan ka nirmata, Zhaato?? me rehta hai...:D??
Jaise phooli hui roti ??kabhi kachchi nahi hoti,
Waise hi bra pehni hui ladki ?kabhi bachchi?? nahi
hoti..
Aur
Jaise Magarmach?? ke aansoo? Kabhi sachche
nahin hote
Waise muh ??mein LUND? dene se bacche ??nahi
hote!!
Kisi buzurg? MaDaRcHoD ne sahi ?kaha hai

Ladki ?ko Lavde ?pe bithao
to tumse dil ??laga legi

Aur agar Ladki? ko dil ?me bithao
to woh? tumhare Lavde ?laga degi..
Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat,
Dil ?kehta hai mujhe laga mat,
Pyar?? kehta hai mujhe aazma mat,
Aur aaj-kal ki girlfriend? kehti hai,

Daal Chutiye ghabra? mat.??????

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
22 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes