Non Veg Jokes

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Jun
25
2014

Pappu Ne FM Radio Station Call ki Hello Ji ye


Pappu Ne "FM Radio Station" Call ki : Hello.. Ji ye 98.9 FM Radio Station Hai ?
RJ: Ji Haan
Pappu: Meri awaaz Pura Shehar Sun Raha Hai ?
R.J: Haan ji Haan. Bilkul :|
Pappu: Yani Ghar Mein Jo Meri Behan Radio Sunn Rahi Hai.. Wo Bhi Sun Rahi Hogi?
R.J (Ghusse me) : Haan be Haaan
Pappu: Hello Pinki! Agar Meri Aawaz Sun Rahi Hai.. Toh Jaldi Se Motor Chala de.
Main Upar Chhat Par.. Toilet Mein Baitha Hun aur Paani Khatam Ho Gaya Hai aur Tera Phone Switch Off aa Rha Hai......

Submitted By : aarav singh
Place : new delhi
48 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   51 Votes


May
15
2012

Why is SANIA MIRZA jealous of SAINA NEHWAL?


Why is SANIA MIRZA jealous of SAINA NEHWAL?
.
Any guesses?
.
No!
.
Take dis:
.
Because.
MIRZA gets 2play with BALLS,
.
Whereas..
.
NEHWAL gets the COCK :p

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
128 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes


Jan
5
2013

Ek Baar Akbar Ne Birbal Ko


Ek Baar Akbar Ne Birbal Ko
Aadesh Diya
Akbar: ?Ek Aisa Aadmi
Dhundh Ke Lao Jo Mere
Saath Isharo Mein Baat
Kar Sake, Main Us Se
Kuch Sawaal Puchunga?
Birbal: ?Ji, Maaharaj?
Akbar: ?Agar Usne Galat
Jawab Diya To Uski
Gardan Kaat Di Jayegi,
Sahi Jawab Diya To Ek
Mahal, Aur Ek Laakh
Rupaye Dunga, Aisa
Aadmi Nai Dhund Sake
To Tumhari Gardan
Kaat Dunga.?
Ab Birbal Ki Fat Gayi, Kahan
Se Laaye Aisa Aadmi Dhund
Ke, 10 Din Baad Ek Bakri
Charane Wala Mil Gaya Naam
Tha Chanki.
Birbal Ne Use Lalach Dekar
Kaha: ?Vese Bhi Teri
Zindagi Mein Aisa Kuch
Nahi Hai, Parivar
Paalna Bhi Mushkil Ho
Raha Hai?
Chanki: ?Bilkul Hajoor?
Birbal: ?Main Tujhe
10,000 Rupaye Dunga,
Tu Bas Raja Ke Samne
Chal Pad Aur Isharo
Mein Baat Kar?
Chanki: ?Agar Main Jawab
Na De Paaya To??
Birbal: ?Jo Hoga Dekha
Jayega, Tu Mar Bhi
Gaya To Kam Se Kam
Tere Ghar Wale Mere
Diye Rupayo Se Aram
Se Zindagi To Kaat
Lenge?
Chanki Ko Baat Samajh Mein
Aa Gayi Aur Pahunch Gaya
Darbar Mein
Akbar Ne Use 1 Ungali
Dikhayi, Chanki Ne Usko 2
Dikha Di
Akbar Ne Isharo Se Pucha:
?Kyu??
Chanki Ne Ek Ungli Asmaan Ki
Taraf Kari Aur Fir Badshaah
Ki Taraf Kar Di
Akbar Muskuraya Aur Usne
Apne Haath Ko Hawa Mein
Hilaya Aur Pucha: ?Kyu??
Chanki Ne Apni Pant Niche Ki
Aur Lund Pakad Ke Raja Ke
Samne Hila Diya,
Birbal Ki Ye Dekh Ke Gaand
Fat Gayi Par Raja Bahut
Khush Hua Aur Chanki Ko
Inaam Deke Vida Kiya
Uske Jane Ke Baad Birbal Ne
Hairan Hokar Akbar Se
Puchha
Birbal: ?Hajoor Ye Kya
Chal Raha Tha?
Akbar Ne Muskurate Hue
Kaha: ?Maine Use 1 Ungli
Dikha Ke Pucha, Kya
Bhagwan Ek Hai? Wo
Bola 2 Hain, Ek Upar Or
Ek Niche Aap.?
Birbal: ?Ohh, Fir Kya
Pucha Tha Aapne??
Akbar: ?Maine Puchha
Tha, Ye Population Kyo
Badh Rahi Hai, Usne
Lund Dikha Ke Bola Ki
Iski Wajah Se.?
Birbal Ke To Ye Sun Ke Hosh
Ud Gaye Ki Us Se Bhi
Akalmand Koi Hai Is Duniya
Mein, Usne Socha Ki Milna
Chahiye Chanki Se, To Ja
Pahuncha Chanki Ke Ghar.
Birbal: ?Tumhe Samajh Kaise
Aaya Ke Raja Puchna Kya
Chahta Hai??
Chanki Muskurate Hue Bola:
?Lo Ismein Kya Mushkil
Hai, Raja Bola 1 Bakri
Dega, Maine Bola 2
Lelo, Upar Wale Ne
Bahut De Rakhi Hain.?
Birbal Hairan Hote Hue: ?Aur
Dusri Baar??
Chanki: ?Fir Akbar Ne
Pucha Tha Sab Bakri
Dega?
Maine Bola Loda
Lele Mera?:-D;-)

Submitted By : Harshit
Place : Jaipur
51 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Aug
30
2013

Aaj Sunny Leone ka Birthday hai-


Aaj Sunny Leone ka Birthday hai.:-
Yeh message 9 logon ko bhejoge to khwaab main Sunny Leone aake aapse sex karegi.......
Ek ladke ne jhoot samajh ke DELETE kar diya to khwaab me Sunny Deol aake uski gaand maar gaya!
Aage aap ki marzi.. Leni hai ki deni hai!!:)

Submitted By : anand parmar
Place : ahmedabad
40 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   63 Votes


Jun
17
2013

Bhai logo


Bhai logo,

Apni grlfrnd ko ye dil fek shayri sunaiye or khush kar dijye

Arz hai



"Pani k bina tu tatti dho nahi sakti
or
Mere siva tu kisi ki ho nahi sakti"?

Submitted By : Kartik
Place : Rajkot
19 Likes
46 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Jul
6
2013

Aalam yeh hai k Barish ab thamni chahiye


Aalam yeh hai k Barish ab thamni chahiye.

kale badalo se nayi roshni ab nikalni chahiye.

sirf shayari karna mere zindagi ka maksad nahi yaro,

2 din se balcony me latak rahi underwear bhi toh sukhni chahiye..?????

Submitted By : sunny
Place : surat
7 Likes
37 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes


Jul
4
2013

365 nights of a indian wife


365 nights of a indian wife...
60 nites periods.
55 nites headache.
50 nites I am tired.
45 nites I am angry.
40 nites I have to get up early.
35 nites its too late now.
30 nites I am not well.
25 nites the kids are awake.
20 nites will do it tomorrow.
Now guess wots left -

Girl Friends

Submitted By : Abbas Dhorajiwala
Place : Mumbai
16 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Dec
6
2012

Dear Google Please stop behaving like my wife Will


Dear Google, Please stop behaving like my wife. Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing and suggesting!!

Submitted By : Andrea
Place : Waterloo
24 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes