Non Veg Jokes

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Jul
13
2013

Sex ne ame sambhog kahiye 6iye


Sex ne ame sambhog kahiye 6iye.
Wah wah
sex ne ame sambhog kahiye 6iye.
Wah wah
Tmara thi na thay to kejo.
Shubh prasange ame order pan laiye 6iye..:-D;-):-P

Submitted By : mois
Place : Vadodara
7 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Oct
6
2012

Beta...Mummy Ghr Pe H kya?


Rosy Aunty: Beta Mummy Ghr Pe H kya?

Bachha Sprite Pite Hue: Apko Papa Se Chudwna H Na.? Aa jao. Papa Ghar Pe H.

Sidhi baat. No Bawkas

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
147 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   107 Votes


Dec
29
2013

Teacher - Sania Mirza kaun hai


Teacher - Sania Mirza kaun hai?

Me - Tennis player

Teacher - Very good. Aur Sunny Leone?

Me- T ki jagah P laga do.

*slaps*
*suspended for a year*

Submitted By : tanuj
Place : ghaziabad
226 Likes
43 Dislikes
Rating :   420 Votes


Aug
24
2013

Ek Dukhi Boss ki Kahani


Ek Dukhi Boss ? ki Kahani:
Kal mera Birthday ? tha
Meri BiVi Bachcho ne mujhe wish nhi
kia ?
Mai office gaya kisi ne wish nhi kia,?
Mai apne cabin mei gaya Meri
Secretary ? Romantic style mei boli
"Happy Birthday" sweet Boss.
Mujhe boht achcha lga
Phir usne mujhe apne Flat Pr bulaya
aur kaha ki aaj mai apko boht khush
karne wali hun?
She said:
Mai 2 minutes me Bedroom se aati hun
tb tk aap excitment ki tyari kr le?
Kuch deir baad wo 1 boht bade Cake
ke sath bahar aayi
Us ke peche meri BV ??, Bachche ??, maa ?
baap ? aur pura staff ????tha
.
.
.
Aur mai us Behn Chod
ke intezar me Sofay per Nanga Leta
condom chada rha tha . .....?????????????

Submitted By : vipul
Place : vadodara
52 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Oct
24
2012

Chota kid apni pant kholkr Gf se...


Chota kid apni pant kholkr Gf se-tere pas h kya aisa wala?

Ldki-apni skirt kholi aur muskurte hue kaha Maa ne kaha h aisa wala h to waisa wala boht milega :D $!

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
370 Likes
66 Dislikes
Rating :   273 Votes


Dec
2
2013

Shortest Joke


Shortest Joke :
Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.:)

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Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. ???????????

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.

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And now the latest & the best of all!!

Imagine, living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy himself!!....

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : INDIA
48 Likes
50 Dislikes
Rating :   149 Votes


Aug
30
2013

On ADIS day


On ADIS day
teacher girl se- jab b s*x karo to c*nd*m
ka use jarur karna
grl-mem agar aapko polythin me
gulabjamun rakhkar chusaya jaye to kya
aapko test aaye ga.

Submitted By : SD
Place : Jdp
50 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


May
24
2014

14 15 rupees in


Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,

Madam: “Translate This Sentence In Hindi – Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees”

Munni Sharmate Hue: “Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye.



Submitted By : soni sahab
Place : haryana
47 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   54 Votes