Non Veg Jokes

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May
12
2013

Wo Maza Na KISS Me


Wo Maza Na KISS Me,

NaSEX Me,

NaPoOri Duniya Ke Randion Me,

Na HASI Me,

Na KUBER ke Khazane Me.,

Jo Maza Hai Subah Uthkar Gotiyo Ko Khujane mai hai....?
Good Morning.....

Submitted By : gunmaster
Place : gujarat
33 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Sep
1
2013

R15


Husband askd wife jannu aaj de do sone ki chen bana kar dunga wife-nhi husband-filim dikhaonga wife-nhi itteme beta papa meri lelo r15 diladena plz.

Submitted By : Waseem khan
Place : New delhi
8 Likes
55 Dislikes
Rating :   69 Votes


Jul
7
2013

Husband to Wife Munna yahi se bahar aayega hai na


Husband to Wife: "Munna yahi se bahar aayega, hai na?
Wife Muskuratehue Haan lekin tum jhanko mat, abhi Nazar nahi aayega, bohut chota hole hai."
Husband: "Yaar fir bhi dekhne de na", husband ne hole mae se Jhanka par kuch Nazar nahi aaya.
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Thodi der Baad School ki ghanti bajti hai Munna Baher aata Hai aur husband wife Munne ko le kar Ghar chale jate hai.

Moral- hole Gate Mein bhi hota hai. Lekin aapki Soch ko 21 Topo ki Salami=))????...

Submitted By : rooni
Place : ahmedabad
43 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes


Aug
28
2013

Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position


Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position . . .
Wife: I have fever . . .
Husband : I know that,
So i have powdered my penis with Crocin
Now u decide, u want to take it orally or as AN injection . . . !!!?

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Saala aaj tak samajh ni aaya
Ek poora din Shoes aur Socks pehno to pair gore ho jaate
.. par sala janam se chaddi pehni lekin,
USTAAD kaale ke kaale..????

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Questions: ?Why Do Men Wear Underwear??
Answer: ?As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time?

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Message - Nursery Rhyme in 2020:
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To have lots of sex n thrill
Jack fucked Jill and Broke her seal,
And Jill came down Shouting
i-pill i-pill

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Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping .
She Removes Her Top, More Claps..
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Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps ..
& P@nty, Total Silence????.
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Moral : You Cant Clap With 1Hand??

Submitted By : vipul
Place : vadodara
29 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Feb
28
2014

Ultimate one


Ultimate one !!!
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Santa to Dad: I have the biggest Penis in class. Is it because I am Punjabi?

Dad: Behenchod ! It's because you are 18 & still in 5th class ???

Submitted By : Neel
Place : Silvassa
87 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   132 Votes


Jan
25
2013

Height of friendship


Height of friendship..
1 frnd-mera ek kaam karega???
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2nd frnd-lauda lele saale... ;-)

Submitted By : saurav
Place : LUDHIANA
15 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Jun
12
2013

POGO joke


POGO joke ..................
Ek samay do bahut gareeb doston
ne,
bhagwan SHIV ki aaradhna ki...
Prabhu prasanna hue aur dono ko
3-3 andey diye
aur kaha ek anda phod ke jo
mangoge milega..
Dono ne wada kiya 15 saal baad phir
yahin milengey...
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15 saal baad dono phir mile..
Ek bahut ameer ban gaya tha per
doosra pehle ki tarah gareeb
Ameer ne poocha abey tu waise ka
waisa hi...kyun?
Gareeb arey pehle tu hi bata de..
Ameer arey yaar ek anda phod kar
rupya paisa maanga. doosra phod
kar ghar, gaadi maangi. teesra phod
kar factory maang li..
Par tune kya kiya...

Gareeb ne kaha: kya bataoon isi
pahadi se utar raha tha,
ek thokar lagi anda gir gaya...
muh se nikal gaya L**DE LAG GAYE..
mere poore badan pe l**de ug
aaye...

dekhne mein bahut hi kharab lagne
laga to
maine doosra anda phoda..... aur
kaha
SAARE L**DE GAYAB HO JAYEN.

mera apna khud ka bhi jata raha..
majboori mein teesra anda phoda
kar, apna khud ka L**da mangna
pada

Submitted By : Rishabh Rockzz(+16476673776)
Place : Patiala
56 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   42 Votes


Jun
6
2013

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi


Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi
Ladkewale: "ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagaar hai
- aur 15000 ooper se kamata hai."
ladkiwale :"ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai
- aur 50000 niche se kamati hai."

Submitted By : ankur
Place : belgaum
46 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes