Non Veg Jokes

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Jul
3
2013

Ek bar 1 lady politician


Ek bar 1 lady politician

speech de rahi thi Meri ek

tang delhi me doosri tang

punjab me rehti hai.

Sun ke ek

aadmi bola Haryana walon ki to ma chud gai din me pach che bar barish hoti hogi. ???????

Submitted By : lafanga
Place : rajkot
50 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   47 Votes


Nov
3
2013

Taliban


Taliban:-agar tum islam kabul nhi karoge to tumhara gala kaat denge. Santa:-ye achi bakarchodi he bhenchode kabul na karo to gala katega or kabul karo to bulli.

Submitted By : royalfriendzzz
Place : nepanagar
78 Likes
104 Dislikes
Rating :   136 Votes


Jul
18
2012

Ek Ladki Ka Dusri Baar Balaatkaar


Ek Ladki Ka Dusri Baar Balaatkaar Ho Gaya Rote Hue Usne Apni Maa Ko Bataya

Maa Boli: “Betu Maine Tujse Kaha Bhi Tha Ke Aage Se Dhyaan Rakhna”

Beti Boli: “Maa Maine Aage Se Pura Dhyaan Rakha… Par Kya Karoo Usne Meri Piche Se Gaand Maar Li“

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
57 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   57 Votes


Jun
3
2014

Husband to Wife humara baby yahi se bahar aayega


Husband to Wife: "humara baby yahi se bahar aayega, hai na? Wife Muskurate hue Haan lekin tum jhanko mat, abhi Nazar nahi aayega, bohut chota chhed hai." Husband: "Yaar fir bhi dekhne de na", husband ne chhed mae se Jhanka par kuch Nazar nahi aaya. Thodi der Baad School ki ghanti bajti hai Munna Bahar aata Hai aur husband wife Munne ko le kar Ghar chale jate hai. Moral- Chhed darwaze mei tha. Lekin aapki Soch ko 21 Topon ki Salami...... ?????????????????????

Submitted By : rahul
Place : chandigarh
68 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   73 Votes


Jun
28
2013

beta apne dadi ko chodte huye uske papa dekhte hai


beta apne dadi ko chodte huye uske papa dekhte hai...

papa:- madarchod meri maa ko chodne ko sharam nahi aai.

beta:- aap mere maa ko roz chodte hai to apko sharam ati hai.

Submitted By : uday
Place : kharghar
10 Likes
56 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Aug
1
2012

Four Girls took lift in a Car full of Engineers...


Four Girls took lift in a Car full of Engineers...

Since no place available, they sat on each Boys' lap...

After 5 minuts...

Girl1: Are you an Electronics & Communication Engineer..?
Boy1: How do you know..?
Girl1: Your Tower is communicating with my Unreachable Area...
Girl2: Are you an IT Engineer.. ?
Boy2: How do you know..?
Girl2: Your Pendrive is trying to connect with my USB Drive...
Girl3: Are you a Mechanical Engineer..?
Boy3: How do you know..?
Girl3: UR Piston is trying to move into my Cylinder..
Girl4: Are U a Civil Engineer..?
Boy4: How do U know..?
Girl4: UR Dam has Broken and Flooded my village........ .........

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
116 Likes
28 Dislikes
Rating :   42 Votes


Jul
21
2013

POLICE Jail me kaise aana hua


POLICE: Jail me kaise aana hua?
SANTA: Media wali ladki ki wajah se,
POLICE: Wo kaise?
SANTA: Uski T-shirt pe likha tha
PRESS
Maine daba Diya....

Submitted By : Deepak
Place : Noida
31 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Jul
2
2012

New Couple Kept having sex 24x7


New Couple Kept having sex 24x7. They Became weak but didn't Stop.

They Consulted a Doctor.

Doc Said: Have Sex only on those days which hav 'R' in it.

ie,ThuRsday,fRiday or SatuRday.

Couple Agreed

On Monday Husband Asks his Wife Darling Wats the Day Today?

Wife gives a Naughty smile & says

"somvaaR";)

MORAL : If there is a will then there is a way. . .ROFL :P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
222 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes