Non Veg Jokes

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Jul
26
2013

Japani couple SEXY baat kerte howe


Japani couple SEXY baat kerte howe:

Husband: Sutaki

Wife: Kowanini

Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako

Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi yoa
nakodinda tinkuji

Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim
kouji.

Logon ka shoq to dekho.
Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas SEX ka
word aaya or poora message parh dala


sudhar jao

Sudhar jao kameeno!!

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
24 Likes
41 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Sep
9
2013

santa banta


1 Seminar mein Question pucha gya:
CONDOM ka full form batao?
.
.
1 Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya
.
C.Control
O.On
N.Natural
D.Drops
O.Of
M.Man?s Leakage.

Submitted By : Rajeev Kumar
Place : Jabalpur
47 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


Nov
29
2012

Ek Minister Ki Biwi Bahut Hi


Ek Minister Ki Biwi Bahut Hi
Sunder Aur Sexy Thi.
Ek Din Minister Ka Najane Kya
Mood Bana Or Usne Patni Ko
Bulaya Aur Puchha.
Minister: ?Sach Sach Batao Tumne
Hamare Sath Kitni Baar Bewafayi
Ki Hai??
Patni Kuch Soch Ke Boli: ?Ji Sirf 3
Baar?
Minister Man Hi Man Mein Khush
Hua Ki Chalo Itni Sexy Hone Ke
Baad Bhi Sirf 3 Baar Hi Bewafayi
Ki, Fir Bhi Usne Pucha
Minister: ?Kab Kab?
Patni: ?Ek Bar Jab Aapke Dil Ka
Operation Hua Tha To Main
Shehar Ke Sabse Bade Dr. Ko
Manane Gayi Thhi?
Minister: ?Hmm?
Patni: ?Agli Bar Jab Aap Jail Mein
Band The Aur Rihayi Ke Koi
Chances Na The To Judge Ke Pass
Gayi thi?
Minister: ?Aur Teesri Bar?
Patni Sharmate Hue: ?Jab Aapko
Sarkar Banani Thi Aur Aapke Pas
76 MLAs Kam they;):O

Submitted By : Hemant Lalwani
Place : ajmer
41 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes


Nov
28
2012

Aaj Sunny Leone ka Birthday hai


Aaj Sunny Leone ka Birthday hai..
Ye msg 9 logo ko bhejoge to khwaab me sunny leon ake apse sex karegi.
Ek ladke ne jhooth samaj k delete kar diya..
to khwab me Sunny "Deol" ake gaand mar gaya!
Aage aap ki marzi..
Leni hai ya deni hai..

Submitted By : Anuj
Place : Hubli
70 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   28 Votes


Nov
17
2013

Santa CHOR ko pakad k Banta Iski GAAND maar


Santa (CHOR ko pakad k) Banta Iski GAAND maar
Banta-3 bar dala Ander nhi gya?
Santa-CHAKU La or Iski Gaand FAAD de.
CHOR (Ghabra k)
1 bar TEL Laga k try to karo.

Submitted By : sam
Place : mumbai
142 Likes
33 Dislikes
Rating :   194 Votes


Jun
17
2013

Math Teacher-


Math Teacher-
Ladikiyon,
Agar 1 me 2 Daale to Kya hota hai?
.
.
Girl-
Miss ye to Aap ka hi Hausala Hai..
.
Hamari to 1 se hi Jaan Nikal jaati hai...

Submitted By : Kartik
Place : Rajkot
45 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Mar
30
2014

Ladka Ab humare bich kuch nahi raha


Ladka: Ab humare bich kuch nahi raha
meri nishaniya mujhe wapas de do.

Ladki ne condom ki tokri de ke boli:
Le kutte, ismein se jo tera hai dhund le.

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : INDIA
90 Likes
31 Dislikes
Rating :   204 Votes


Aug
23
2013

Sexy DOHE


Sexy DOHE :

1.Kal chode so aaj chod,Aaj chode so ab,Biwi to chudti rahegi,Padosan chodega kab.

2.Aaisi ladki chodiye,Lund ka aapa khoye,Auron se chudi na ho,Biwi wo hi hoye.

3.Bada hua to kya hua,Tera lund hujur,Hamne bhi to ladkiyon se,Maze liye bharpur.

4.Karat karat chudai se,Lund hot balwan,Chut mein awat jaat se,Lund bane Mahan.

5.Kunwari kali na chodiye,Chud k kare ghamand,Chudi-chudai chodiye jo lapak k leve Lund.

6.Chut chodne me kya maja,Chut me ganda neer,Mard hai to mutthi mar keh gya sant kabir.

7.Chodte chodte subah ho gyi lund me pad gye chaale,Chut fat k gufa ho gyi,Wah re chodne wale

Submitted By : lafanga
Place : rajkot
32 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes