Non Veg Jokes

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Oct
6
2012

Beta...Mummy Ghr Pe H kya?


Rosy Aunty: Beta Mummy Ghr Pe H kya?

Bachha Sprite Pite Hue: Apko Papa Se Chudwna H Na.? Aa jao. Papa Ghar Pe H.

Sidhi baat. No Bawkas

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
140 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   106 Votes


Jun
30
2013

Girl 1 I am in love


Girl 1: ?I am in love

Girl 2:? who is he??

Girl 3: ??how does he look?

Girl 4: ??wat color?

Girl 5: ?how tall is he??

Girl 6:?? wat is he doing?

Girl 7: ??who r his frnds?

Girl 8: ??total wealth?

After full inspection

All Girls:? Be careful he might be a bad guy.

Girl1: ??OK.
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Same situation

Boy 1: ?I am in love



Boy 2:?choydu ?
Boy 3:?choydu ?
Boy 4:?choydu ?
Boy 5:?choydu ?
Boy 6:?choydu ?
Boy 7:?choydu ?
Boy 8:?choydu ?

Submitted By : milan gamex
Place : surat
6 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


Oct
9
2012

Biwi ne Kurti utari...


Biwi ne Kurti utari,Sexy nazar se Santa ki tarf dekte hue Salwar bhi utar ke boli- Pata hai na,kya karna hai???

Santa- Ghanta,main raat ko kapde nahi dhounga.

Submitted By : jaldeep purohit
Place : bhuj
147 Likes
50 Dislikes
Rating :   107 Votes


Jul
22
2013

Balam Pichkari Adult Mix Full Song----


Balam Pichkari (Adult Mix) Full Song----

Itna maja kyun aa raha hai...
Tune hawa me lund hilaya...
Duguna nasha kyun ho raha hai...
Bable pe tune hath ghumaya...
O Teri chikni yeh chut mujhko pyari ho gayi...
Lagta hai chodne Ki bimari ho gayi.
Toh
Balam pichhwadi Joh tune meri mari,
toh gand meri sooz ke gulabi ho gayi...
Jeans utaar ke Joh tune nikala lavda,
Toh chudwane Ki meri tayyari ho gayi...

Chaddhi pehen ke Joh,
Samne Tu aayi hai....
Yu Tu samjhe le aaj,
Teri chudai hai...
Mehanga padega yeh, chaska chudai ka..
Muth mar lene me,
Teri bhalai hai...
Khulli chut meri ab to chaalu ho gayi...
Meri gotti bhi saali paani paani ho gayi..

Toh
Balam pichhwadi Joh tune meri mari,
toh gand meri sooz ke gulabi ho gayi...
Jeans utaar ke Joh tune nikala lavda,
Toh chudwane Ki meri tayyari ho gayi...

Kyun no chudai ki, hotho pe gaali hai.
Jab Ki teri chutti ka, lund ye sipahi hai...
Kahe khada hai yun, Tera sipahi yeh.
Isko ghusane de Tu, andar malai hai...

Chuchiyan Teri ab to bhari ho gayi...
Chudne Kaabil Teri ab jawani ho gayi...
Toh
Balam pichhwadi Joh tune meri mari,
toh gand meri sooz ke gulabi ho gayi...
Jeans utaar ke Joh tune nikala lavda,
Toh chudwane Ki meri tayyari ho gayi...!!!!

Submitted By : xavi11
Place : Mumbai
48 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   42 Votes


Sep
22
2012

4 girls take lift in a car full of engineers.


4 girls take lift in a car full of engineers.

Since no place dey sit on boyes lap.
After 10 min
grl1-R u ECE engnr?
By-hw did u knw?
Grl1-ur tower is communicating with my unreachable area.

Grl2-r u computer engr?
By-hw dd u knw?
Grl2-ur pendrive is tring 2 connct with my USB drive.

Grl3-r u mechanicl engr?
By-hw dd u knw?
Grl3-ur piston is tring 2 move in my cylinder.

Grl4-r u civil engnr?
By-hw dd u knw?
Grl4-ur dam had broken n it flooded my village.

Submitted By : kamalesh
Place : rajahmundry
89 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   60 Votes


Nov
9
2012

Santa Apni Gaadi Se Kahi Ja Raha Tha


Santa Apni Gaadi Se Kahi Ja Raha Tha To Raste Mein Usne Dekha Ki Banta Sadak Ke Kinare Khada Zor Zor Se Ro Raha Hai.
Santa Ruka Aur Puchha: ?Kya Hua Banta??
Banta Ne Apni Accident Hui Gadi Ki Aur Ishara Kiya.
Santa: ?Koi Baat Nahi Aur Nayi Le Lenge?
Banta: ?Gadi Ke Andar Dekha, Santa?
Santa Dekhta Hai Ki Ek Bahut Sundar Ladki Gadi Mein Mari Padi Hai.
Santa: ?Koi Baat Nahi Ladkiyo Ki Kami Hai Aur Mil Jayengi?
Banta: ?Abe Bhonsdi Ke,

Submitted By : Manoj Dixit
Place : Mainpuri
102 Likes
899 Dislikes
Rating :   364 Votes


Jun
4
2013

SEXY DOHE-


SEXY DOHE-
1-
Kal Chode So Aaj Chod,
Aaj Chode So Ab,
Biwi To Chudti Rahegi
Saali Chodega Kab.
2-
Aisi Ladki Chodiye
Lund Ka Aapa Khoye
Auron Se Chudi Na Ho
Biwi Wo Hi Hoye.
3-
Bada Hua To Kya Hua
Tera Lund Hujur
Humne Bhi To Ladkiyon Se
Maze Liye Bharpur
4-
Karat-2 Chudai Se
Lund Hot Balwan
Chut Me Aawat Jaat Se
Lund Bana Mahan.
5-
Kunwari Kali Na Chodiye
Chud K Kare Ghamand
Chudi-Chudai Chodiye
Jo Lapak K Leve Lund.
6-
Chut Chodne Me Kya MaZa, Chut Me
Ganda Neer
Mard Hai To Mutth Maar
Kah Gya Das Kabir.
7-
Chodte-2 Subah Ho Gyi
Lund Me Pad Gye Chaale,
Chut Fat K Gufa Ho Gyi.
Wah Re Chodne Wale.

Submitted By : Ankit Aryan
Place : patna
68 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   138 Votes


Dec
8
2012

Q pichwada kya hota hey


Q. pichwada kya hota hey?
ans. peechey aaney waala waada.

Submitted By : godin
Place : delhi
8 Likes
45 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes