Non Veg Jokes

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Aug
20
2014

rand or vashya me kya antar h


rand or vashya me kya antar h ......



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.are chutiya tujhe paise de k chodna h. iit exam ni dena h antar s kya kam

Submitted By : SHPm
Place : champa
10 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Oct
13
2012

Mai teri baahon me aana chahti hu...


GAZAL-E-SEX

Mai teri baahon me aana chahti hu...
Apne honth tere honthon se milana chahti hu...

Apne gore tan se utaar k sab kapde,
Mai tere bistar ko sajana chahti hu..

Tuje apne bobo ka nazara Dikha k,
Unhe tere haathon se dabwana chahti hu...

Apni dono tangon ko thora sa khol k, Apni mast chut Dikhana chahti hu..

Meri chut ko sehlana tum apni zuban se, Aaj is ka lutf Bhi mai uthana chati hu..

muje tum bistar pe lejakar ragar dalo...
QyuKi aaj mai
Sirf chudwana chati hu...
chudwana chahti hu... chudwana chahti hu...
Wah wah wA*h

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
167 Likes
70 Dislikes
Rating :   132 Votes


Nov
9
2012

Boss Apne Room Ki Chair Pe Pasar Ke Betha Tha


Boss Apne Room Ki Chair Pe Pasar Ke Betha Tha Aur Uski Pant Ki Zip Khuli Thhi.
Secretary Kisi Kam Se Andar Aayi Aur Usne Uski Zip Khuli Dekhi Aur Boli
Secretary: ?Sir Aapka Garage Ka Gate Khula Hai?

Boss: ?Oh Achha!, Tumne Kuch Dekha To Nahi Na??
Secretary: ?Ji Dekha?
Boss: ?Kya??
Secretary: ?Ek Scooter 2 Pucture Tyres Ke Sath Khada Thha?

Submitted By : Manoj Dixit
Place : Mainpuri
146 Likes
121 Dislikes
Rating :   184 Votes


Sep
3
2013

Frustrated Rajnikant Dobara


Frustrated Rajnikant Dobara
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"Kuch to Rehem karo Madarchodo...!..
Ab Ye Kisne Likha Ki Rajni can fuck himself aur woh Khud Bacche paida kar sakta hai". ????

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
38 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   50 Votes


Jan
28
2013

Boobs ho bade bade


Boobs ho bade bade,
Bra me ho khade khade,
Bar bar choos kar,
Khoob inko tu masal,
Par daant se tu kaat mat,
Kaat mat,

Agneepath
Agneepath
Agneepath

Tu na thakega kabhi
Tu na rukega kabhi,
Roz 3 bar chodne ki,
Le Shapath
Le Shapath

Agneepath
Agneepath
Agneepath,

Choot to mahaan hai,
ispe sab kurbaan hai,
Sab k basate isme praan hain,
Bana kr is choot ko Bhagwaan b hairaan hai,
Apne Virya se kar de isko,

Lathpath
Lathpath

Agneepath
Agneepath
Agneepath..

Submitted By : xavi11
Place : Mumbai
40 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes


Jun
18
2014

Saasbahu sasur


Ek baar saas balcony mein kapde sukha rahi thi. Sasur-ye kali kali kapde kiske hain. Saas-ye bahu ki panty aur bra hain. Sasur-accha accha,inhe bahu ko pehne hue kabhi nahi dekha na,isliye puch raha tha........

Submitted By : Kartik Kumar
Place : Bhubaneswar
18 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Apr
18
2013

Santa to a girl - Whats ur name


Santa to a girl - Whats ur name?

Girl - Carmen

Santa - Ye kaisa naam hai?

Girl - Bcoz i like car & men, so i'm Carmen. What's ur name?

Santa - Pussyinder Singh Boobiya

Submitted By : Saifsyed
Place : Kalamboli
35 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes


Jun
22
2014

Madam English me kamar ko waist kyu kehte hai


Madam: English me kamar ko waist kyu kehte hai..??
Brilliant Santa: Kaam ki chiz to uske upar aur neeche hoti h..?
Beech me kamar to waste hi hoti hai na..

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
29 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   53 Votes