Non Veg Jokes

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Jan
1
2015

Girls hostel ka guard roz daru pine ke baad gali


Girls hostel ka guard roz daru pine ke baad gali bakta tha Mera nam jivanlal,
kiski chut me kitne baal
Ek ladki sunkar boli: meri chut me itne baal ki phas jayega jivanlal.
3 dino tak sunne ke baad..
Jivanlal: goli chalegi thaaye se,
chut phategi baye se,
jal jayenge sare baal,
bach niklega jivanlal

nrc

Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
19 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
24
2013

ek baar lalu ko phone aata hai


ek baar lalu ko phone aata hai.
-hello,lalu ji aapki biwi ki gaand hai.
lalu-kon hai sasura. phone kaat deta hai.
fir call karta hai,lalu ji aapki biwi ka gaand hai.fir call kaat deta hai.aise he 5-6 baar call kar k sirf bolna hai lalu ji aapki biwi ka gaand h. lalu gussa mai ,fir call aata hai-lalu ji aapki biwi ka gaand hai, lalu -ha hai mader chod.caller-to aap bihar ki gaand kahe maar rahe ho....----hahaha

Submitted By : nikesh
Place : jamshedpur
26 Likes
40 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Nov
14
2013

PappuKi Ek Ladki Se Kafi Time Se


PappuKi Ek Ladki Se Kafi Time Se
Setting Chal Rahi Thi,
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Bahut Manane Ke Baad Vo Sex Ke Liye
Razi Hui.
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Pappu Ne Sham Ko Use Apne Ghar
Bulaya Aur Bola.
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Pappu: ?Chal Aaj Ambulance-Ambul
ance Khelte Hai
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?Ladki: ?Arey Ye Kaisi Game Hai?
Maine To Iska Naam Tak Nahi Suna
Aaj Tak
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?Pappu Muskurate Hue:
?Arey Badi Simple Hai, Main Apna
Tumhare Mein Dalunga,
Jab Tumhe Dard Ho
Aur Tum Mujhe Rokna Chaho
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Toh
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Bolna Red Light
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?Ladki Kuch Soch Ke Boli: ?Theek Hai
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?Pappu Ne Jaise Hi Apna Uske Ander
Dal Ke 2-3 Dakke Diye Toh
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Uski Dard Ke Maare Fatt Gayi
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Aur Chillane
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Lagi Red Light Ahhh?..
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Red Light Ufff?..
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Red Light Ohh?..
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Red Light "Haaye Mar Gayi?.
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Arey Ruko To Sahi??
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Pappu Shaitani Hasi Hanste Hue
Bola:
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?Arey behan ki lodi,
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Ambulance Bhi Kabhi Red Light Pe
Rukti Hai?..!!

Submitted By : Vishal
Place : New delhi
162 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   123 Votes


Aug
30
2013

class me padhate hue medam k blouse k 2


class me padhate hue medam k blouse k 2
button khul gaye,
ye dekh kar 2 ladke hasne lage,
is par madam boli-
"chup hote ho ya nikalu bahar 2no ko".

Submitted By : SD
Place : Jdp
41 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes


Nov
10
2013

wat will u call 2 bengalis having sex


wat will u call 2 bengalis having sex?.
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sensex

Submitted By : The boss
Place : New Delhi
22 Likes
88 Dislikes
Rating :   69 Votes


Oct
20
2013

Pta Nhi Log Meri itni Respect kyu Krte h


Pta Nhi Log Meri itni Respect kyu Krte h,
Mai Jb Unhe Msg Krti hun To Wo Apna Sir Niche Juka kr Mera Msg Padhte h,
Bilkul Tumhari tarah. "UFF MY CRAZY Fans "

Submitted By : Apro
Place : kolkata
26 Likes
123 Dislikes
Rating :   79 Votes


Apr
16
2014

Govt Jiske 5 bache hai usey ghar degi


Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai usey ghar degi.
Sardar k 3 the,usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b
mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke bad
sardar wife se - apne 3 kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gaye...

Submitted By : ajay sharma
Place : bhopal
63 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Feb
20
2014

NON-VAG JOKES KE BAP


NON-VAG JOKES KE BAP

Boy: Chalo day night match khelte hai.
Girl: Nahi, 3 din ke bad.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Pitch abhi gili hai, tum chaho to
wollyboll khel sakte.
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Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!
CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND &
BIWI ?
Sari Class chup ho gayi
itne mein Pappu bola:
Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid,unlimetd
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Lover: Darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi
pahenti?
Lady: Mere husband ko maine
VACHAN de rakha hai kiy..
usske alawa kisi ke bhi samne Chaddi
nahi utaarungi.
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1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote hui boli
?Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha?
Santa ne Hosla diya
?Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE
tab dekh lena?.
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Banta: Ek white colour ka condom
dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar
gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

ha ha ha

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
180 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   505 Votes