Non Veg Jokes

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Jul
17
2013

ONE WORD CAN CHANGE THE WHOLE MEANING


ONE WORD CAN CHANGE THE WHOLE MEANING :

* Don KO pakad na mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai...

* Don KA pakad na mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai...
??

Submitted By : lafanga
Place : rajkot
519 Likes
31 Dislikes
Rating :   227 Votes


Jul
4
2013

pati raat ko patni se bola


pati raat ko patni se bola:
good night....

patni boli:
aese kese good night;
pehle karo band light;
phir karo land tight;
karo meri chut se fight;
aur girao apna birla white.....

Submitted By : prem
Place : surat
58 Likes
31 Dislikes
Rating :   54 Votes


May
7
2014

Court Mein Lund Apna Kasoor PuchtaHaiJudge Sahab


Court Mein Lund Apna Kasoor PuchtaHaiJudge Sahab Jab Mein Paida Hua ToMera Badi Berehmi Se Gala Kaat DiyaGayaThoda Bada Hua To Hathon Se Mera Gala Dabaya GayaShadi Ke Baad To Mere Saath Bada BuraHua Mujhe Kaali Gufa Mein DhakelaGayaJudge Sahab Aakhir Mera Kasoor KyaTha?? Judge: ?Bhonsdi Ke, Tu Akarta BahutTha?

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
39 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   103 Votes


Oct
23
2013

Ladkiya nai sudhregi


Ladkiya nai sudhregi...
.
.
Boy:"Darling Humhare Pyaar Ke Baare
Me Kisi Ko Kuch Mat batana
.
.
..
.
Girl:"Teri Behan Ko To Zarur Bataungi
.
Kamini Kehti Thi Koi Kutta Hi Hoga Jo
Tum Se Pyaar Karega..

Submitted By : sumit
Place : Gwl
156 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   169 Votes


Aug
13
2013

Positive Orgasm O yes oh yess yess


Positive Orgasm: O yes, oh yess, yess!

Negative Orgasm: O no, oh noo, noo!

Spiritual oragasm: Oh God, oh God, I'm comin...

Classical Indian orgasm: Nahi.. Nahii.. Nahiiinn!!!

Rock 'n' Roll Orgasm: Oh baby oh yeah, oh baby.

Heavy Metal Orgasm: Yaa Come on Honey... F**k me hard... Yeahh Babby... come on...

Grand Maratha Orgasm: Aai Ga. aayi aaayi... Aaayiii gaa!!

Parsi Orgasm: Oh mummy mummy mummy!!!

Gujju Orgasm: Oh Bhagwan... mari gai... mari gai... aaahh!

South Indian Orgasm: Aaiiyo... Aaiiyo... Aaiyayyo!

Punjabi Orgasm: Chal utar ja hun, mainu hor vi kamm HAIN!

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
23 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes


Aug
3
2013

Ah


Ah..
Aah..
Aaah..
Uyi..uyii..uyiii..
Yes...aaaaa.h.. o yeah
,,, (',")
(';')___ //\ \
_/_/ < )~/_ )_
Dekha hum to SMS se hi
G*and mar lete h.

Submitted By : Osama Niyaz
Place : Howrah
24 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   41 Votes


Aug
26
2013

Mulla on Suhagraat


Mulla on Suhagraat..
Bahut mazaa aaya begum, Badi hifazat se Chut ko sambhal rakha hai Aapne.
Begum- Aap ki khatir puri zindagi Gand marwa ke kaam chalaya hai.
????????

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
33 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes


Oct
6
2012

Pehle Honeymoon Aur Dusre Honeymoon...


Pehle Honeymoon
Aur
Dusre Honeymoon mein kya Farq hai?

Pehle Honeymoon mein Biwi bolti hai,
"OH MY GOD,
HOW BIG IT IS"!
.
Dusre mein ye baat
Pati bolta hai.!

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
75 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   66 Votes