Non Veg Jokes

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Sep
9
2013

Baap Beta tumhen kaisi BV chahiye


Baap: Beta tumhen kaisi BV chahiye ?

Beta: Papa jo raat ko Pari ki tarah aaye

or



subah chup chaap chali jaye.

Baap: Fudi deya !


O Pariyan nai....


Gashtiyan
hondiyan ne....

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
18 Likes
58 Dislikes
Rating :   63 Votes


Jun
27
2013

Read at your own risk


Read at your own risk..

Dardi- hu ubho rahi vaanko thai daabo pag ghutan maathi vaali sidho karu pachhi jamno pag vaali sidho karu tyare kamar ma dukhe chhe
Docter- pan tamari maa Chodaava aavu karo chho..
Dardi- to bhosdina mare jangiyo kevi ritey pahervo.

Submitted By : sunny
Place : surat
9 Likes
51 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Mar
10
2012

Doctor :- Jor se saans lo....aur jor se


Doctor :- Jor se saans lo....aur jor se....very gud....aur jor se....aur jor se.........

Achanak awaaz aati hai "KHATAAAK".

Doctor (khush hote hue):- haan ab bimari ka pata chala.....haddi fracture hai.......


LADY (gusse se laal hote hue) :- haddi fracture nahi haraamzade....BRA ka hook tut gaya....:-)

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
342 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Jul
25
2013

Nice Quote-


Nice Quote::-

"Education Without K.T. is Like a Man Without
Goti ....!!!"


Aapke niche 2 goti hai to aap purush hai,
Agar apke niche 4 goti hai to ye mat sochna aap mahapurush hai,
Samajhna Apki koi gand mar raha hai.

Submitted By : milan gamex
Place : surat
23 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Mar
8
2012

Ek Din Santa Ne Banta Se Pucha


Ek Din Santa Ne Banta Se Pucha :-

Santa - Ladki aur Bijli ki Taar Me Kya Farq Hota Hai?

Banta - Yaar Koi Jyada Farq Nahi Hota,
.
.
.
.
Agar Dono Nangi Ho To Jaan Nikal Deti Hain!!!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
381 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Oct
2
2013

Aayi


Aayi
Ek Baar Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi
Teacher Ne Us Se Pucha
Teacher: ?Tumhara Naam Kya Hai??
Ladki: Ji, Pinki?
Teacher: Aage Ya Piche Kuch Lagati Ho??
Ladki Sharmate Hue: Ji Aage Veet Cream Aur
Piche Sarson Ka Tel!

Submitted By : Mast ND
Place : Gzb.
55 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   73 Votes


Jan
6
2013

Bapu a potani chaddi utari Girl ne dekhadyo


Bapu a potani chaddi utari Girl ne dekhadyo.
Girl-aa shu chhe?
Bapu-nana bapu chhe
girle potani chaddi utari dekhadi
Bapu-aa shu chhe?
Girl-nana bapu no aashram..DK

Submitted By : Dilip Patel
Place : India
13 Likes
44 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Jun
25
2013

MULLA Tera Birthday kab hai


MULLA: Tera Birthday kab hai?
SARDAR: Next week, Why?
MULLA: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri Wife ko tere saath sex kerte hue dekh-dekh ke Bor ho gaya hu.
SARDAR: Tera Birthday kab hai?
MULLA: Next month, Why?
SARDAR: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni hai, Taki tu dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski hai.
Sometimes sardar also rocks!!!

Submitted By : sunny
Place : surat
32 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes