Non Veg Jokes

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Feb
18
2012

Lady Teacher to Kallu


Lady Teacher to Kallu : Kisi 11 Fruits k Naam Batao?
Kallu :
2 Aapke Aam
2 Pooja Ke Amrood
2 Shanti Ke Tarbooz
2 Priya Ke Santre
2 Anchal Ke Nimboo

Aur

1 Mera Kela :)

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
527 Likes
55 Dislikes
Rating :   80 Votes


Jul
18
2012

AAJKAL KE BACCHE AUR UNKE DOUBTS


AAJKAL KE BACCHE AUR UNKE DOUBTS!!!!

Babli - Teacher Teacher! 'Bus' Male hai ya Female?

(Teacher thinks 'such a cute question'

Suddenly another kid (Bunty) replied-Teacher, Teacher It's Female.
Babli-Why?
Bunty-Kyoki Sab Log Uspe Chadte Hain, Idiot.

Teacher got tense with answer whereas
Babli In Doubt again-Agar Bus Female Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To Uske Bacche Kyo nahi hote ?

Teacher more tense...

Bunty again with answer-Kyoki Sab Us Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer.

Teacher sharm se pani pani.

But Babli still in doubt-Maana Sabhi Peeche Se Chadte Hain, par Driver Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte Hain. Phir Bachche Kyon Nahin Hote?

Teacher Ki Saanse band.

Bunty's final reply-Kyon Ki Woh Dono Topi Pehanke Chadte Hain.

Teacher Behosh! :P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
211 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   85 Votes


Feb
6
2015

Boyfriend Hi baby My Shona Baby My Darling


Boyfriend: Hi baby... My Shona Baby.... My Darling....

Girlfriend: Kiska ghar khaali hai ab? 


Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
19 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Mar
7
2012

Ek baccha muskurate huye paida hua


Ek baccha muskurate huye paida hua...

Nurse - kyu has rahe ho...??

Bache ne muthi kholi aur I-Pill ki goli nikal kar dikhai or bola..

"don ko maarna mushkil hi nai namumkin hai" :D :D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1532 Likes
164 Dislikes
Rating :   256 Votes


Nov
2
2012

ek baar ek ladka apne mohhalle mein


ek baar ek ladka apne mohhalle mein aayi ladki ko dekh k rone lagta hai
wo ladki uss ladke se puchti hai ki q ro rhe ho wo kehta hai ki mujhe aaj tak chut nhi mili
to wo ladki usse chut de deti hai chut lene k baad wo ladka hasne lagta hai toh ladki puchti hai ki q has rhe ho toh wo ladka kehta hai ki maine aise hi ro ro ke pura mohhala chhod diya..:-D:-D:-D

Submitted By : Teetu yadav
Place : New Delhi
127 Likes
53 Dislikes
Rating :   131 Votes


Oct
17
2013

Nipple se tapak raha pasina


Nipple se tapak raha pasina,
.
nipple se tapak raha pasina..
.
Bhigi hui gaand aur lathpath seena..
.
Ab tumhi batao "Ghalib"..
.
itni garmi me Koi kaise thoke hasina..!!??

??
Pati bola: Good nite,

patni : aise kaise good nite

Band karo light,

hathyar karo tight, lelo nipple ka bite,

karlo pussy se fight,

Aur gira do apna BIRLAWHITE!

Tab hogi good night

??
English teacher:
Aaj Sabko'My Best Friend' par 10 line likhni he,
thodi der baad 1 student ne Uthkar Puchha

Madam,'Bhosdike' ko English me kya Kehte hai....?

??
Girl :- Mujhe tumhare chutkule bahut pasand hai.!

Boy :- Mujhe bhi tumhare Chut aur Kule bahut pasand hai.!

Rishta vahi , Soch Nayi..!

??
Ek Neta Ji Hospital Ka Survey Karne Gaye
General Ward Mein Dekha Ek Mariz Muthh Maar Raha Tha.
Neta Ji Ne Hairan Hote Hue Doctor Se Puchha: ?Ye Kya Hai??
Doctor Ne Samjhaya: ?Is Ka sperm Bahut Tezi Se Banta Hai Hourly Nikalna Jaruri Hai.?
Neta Ji Agle Ward Mein Pahunche
Udhar Ek Nurse Mariz Ka Lund Choos Rahi Thi
Ye Dekh Ke Neta Fir Hairan Hue Aur Doctor Se Puchha: ?Ab Ye Kya Hai??
Doctor: ?Bimari Wahi Hai Par Ye Deluxe Ward Hai..????

Submitted By : Ankush
Place : Delhi
83 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   92 Votes


Aug
28
2013

Plane catches fire there are 2 parachutes


Plane catches fire & there are 2 parachutes.

Santa & Banta takes 1 each.

Santa: What about the air-hostess?

Banta: F*ck her!

Santa: (after a pause) ?Sach bol itna time hai kya?? :D Lol

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
20 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes


May
13
2015

Girl How Do You Do


Girl : How Do You Do ??

Boy: Wahi Apna Purana Style, Taango Ko Kandhe Pe Rakhke
Ghacha- Ghach
Ghacha- Ghach
Ghacha- Ghach
Ghacha- Ghach
Ghacha- Ghach


Girl: Bhosdike, Chhinal Ki Aulad , Mein Puch Rahi Thi Kaisa Hai?

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
22 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes