Non Veg Jokes

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Mar
3
2014

A Refrigerator Can Change A Liquid To Solid


A Refrigerator Can Change A Liquid To Solid.
A Stove Can Change A Liquid To Gas.
But
Only A Girl Can Change A Liquid To Baby

Submitted By : HARISH
Place : pehowa
76 Likes
43 Dislikes
Rating :   157 Votes


Jan
18
2014

Dr-Aj hospital me ek bahut azeeb dead body ayi


Dr:-Aj hospital me ek bahut azeeb dead body ayi.
Biwi:-Kaisi azeeb thi?
Dr:-Uska lund 14 inch ka tha.
Biwi:-HeyRam!!Rana Ganj k Thakur SAHAB To nahi mar gaye?


Teacher: bacho batao ZIMMEDAARI kya hoti hai.
ladka: mam agar aapke blouse ke 3 me se do button toot jaye to saari ZIMMEDAARI aapke teesre button pe aa jati hai.

Submitted By : Deepak
Place : Noida
63 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   136 Votes


Nov
1
2013

What is similarty b/w girl and wire


(teacher to student)-what is similarty b/w girl and wire. Faadu jawaab student-dono nangi ho to jaan nikaal deti he.

Submitted By : royalfriendzzz
Place : nepanagar
80 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   108 Votes


Oct
14
2013

REPORTER TO GIRL


REPORTER TO GIRL:
jb tumhara rape hua to tumhe kaisa mehsus hua.
GIRL:
laddoo chahe zabardasti khilaya jaye lgta to meetha hi hai.

Submitted By : Aadil Mohammad
Place : cg
27 Likes
52 Dislikes
Rating :   70 Votes


May
15
2012

Why is SANIA MIRZA jealous of SAINA NEHWAL?


Why is SANIA MIRZA jealous of SAINA NEHWAL?
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Any guesses?
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No!
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Take dis:
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Because.
MIRZA gets 2play with BALLS,
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Whereas..
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NEHWAL gets the COCK :p

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
128 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes


Sep
28
2013

Billi Doodh Pee Gayi


Preeto Apne Pati Santa Se Subha Uth Ke Kahti Hai
Preeto: “Suno Ji, Aaj Phir Billi Doodh Pee Gayi”
Santa: “Maine Tujhe Kitni Baar Kaha Hai Ki Apne Blouse Ke Button Band Karke Soya Kar“

Submitted By : Gena Ram Choudhary
Place : Jodhpur Now in Delhi
36 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   61 Votes


Aug
1
2013

Pakistan cricketers who dont know


Pakistan cricketers who dont know
English,
prepare answers, after match for media
asking...
One day after a match with Shoaib
malik...
Media :"So Malik,thats fantastic, your
wife sania is
pregnant."
Malik:"Ya all credit goes to my team.
Everyone worked hard for it, specially
Afridi. It was a tight situation when
he went in. His performance was really
fantastic with Hafeez in the middle.
Also the crowd gathered to watch his
work, our coach also have enjoyed it,
they work hard
day & night all credit goes to
my coach & my teammates &
special thanks to sania who supported
me 4 this job "
Media speechless..
? ? ?

Submitted By : AtuL Gharat
Place : Navi Mumbai
73 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   48 Votes


Feb
10
2014

Mobile kya hai


Mobile kya hai?
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Answr dhund rhe ho kya?

Ye hath me kya lauda pakda huwa hai?
Kaise kaise gandu dost hai yaar

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
149 Likes
158 Dislikes
Rating :   362 Votes