Non Veg Jokes

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Sep
9
2013

Thought of the day


Thought of the day
Smile to atleast 1 unknown person while walking
So that,
He
forgets his
Problems
& starts
thinking,''Yeh Bhosdeeka kaun tha??''?

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
61 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


Jun
4
2015

Different things people see while selecting gf bf


Different things people see while selecting gf bf...

Age 12
Girl - pdta acha h yr

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
12 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Apr
1
2012

Ek choota Bacchha maa se


Ek choota Bacchha maa se : ...mom ye pregnant kya hota hai.?

Mom ne ghussy se dekha to wo samjha k ghussa ko pregnant kehte hain..;)

2nd day bacha school se aaty hue ek larki ke upar ghalti se gir gaya..

Larki ki maa chilla ker boli : yeh kya badtameezi hai.?

Baccha bola : gira tumhari beti k uper hun, pregnant tou q ho rahi hai...? :D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
306 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Jul
3
2014

Indian What did u say u dont know who Sachin


Indian: What did u say u dont know who Sachin Tendulkar is..????

Maria Sharapova: I really dont know who he is.. ??

Indian: Its a shame, everytime u have sex, u take his name.. ?? and you say u dont know him..??

Maria Sharapova: Oh God!!??

Indian: Exactly!! ??????

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
42 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   62 Votes


Sep
18
2013

Mere lund ko tere gand me panaah mil jaye


Mere lund ko tere gand me panaah mil jaye,

tera gand maru to gand tabah ho jaye,

raaz chhupane ke liye tu mujhse hi gand marwaye,

aur marwate -marwate fana ho jeye...!

Submitted By : Amit
Place : Patna
42 Likes
73 Dislikes
Rating :   100 Votes


May
23
2014

ek Ladki apni maa se - maa do ladko ne mujhe


ek Ladki apni maa se - maa do ladko ne mujhe 100 rs diye or kahi ki ek bar CD (ladder) par chad jao.

maa- beti vo Teri chaddi dekhna chate the...

beti- maa mujhe pata tha isliye me chaddi pahan ke hi ni gayi............

Submitted By : narender yadav
Place : rewari
30 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


Sep
9
2013

Teacher- Ramu ek saath kitni balti utha sakte ho


Teacher- Ramu ek saath kitni balti utha sakte ho???

Ramu- 2 balti, ek left hand me aur ek right hand me.?

Teacher - chutiye Ramu,main 3 balti utha sakta hu.?

Ramu- kaise??

Teacher-ek left hand se ,ek right hand se aur ek apne lode pe.?

Ramu sochta hai is gandmare teacher ka kuch karna padega ,vo bolta hai sir main ek saath5 balti utha sakta ho.?

Teacher - kaise??

Ramu- ek left hand se ,ek right hand se aur baki aapko apne lode pe baitha ke.?

Submitted By : rock
Place : rajkot
347 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   199 Votes


Oct
16
2012

Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt...


Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt wo apni bibi ko piche se karne laga

bibi-suniye ji aage se karte hai.

Santa-tumhe kaise pata.

Bibi-jab me colledge me thi mujhe gunde utha kar le gaye the unho ne aage se kiya tha.

Santa-sale ye gunde bahut confuse karte hai jab mujhe le gaye the piche se kiya tha.

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
324 Likes
40 Dislikes
Rating :   172 Votes