Non Veg Jokes

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May
24
2015

Man surfing channels asks his wife Darling


Man surfing channels asks his wife: Darling, should i

watch cricket???

.

Wife: For god's sake watch porn, u already know

how to play cricket

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


May
26
2014

Centuries with the least number of


Centuries with the least number of
balls:
Azhar - 62
Sehwag - 60
Virat - 52
Jayasuriya - 48
Lara - 45
Boucher - 44
Afridi - 37
Gayle - 30
Dhritharashtra - 2
Nai samja to Pogo dekho

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
45 Likes
53 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


Jul
18
2013

Yamraaj Bacha Tu


Yamraaj: Bacha Tu
ne paap
aur punya dono kiya
hai.
Isi liye tujhe Swarg
mein
Narak milega!
..
Aadmi: Woh kaise?
.
.
Yamraaj: Roj raat, do
glass
daaru, aur ek apsara
milenge!
..
Aadmi: Ye to Swarg
hi Swarg
hain!
.
.
.
.
Yamraaj: Glass mein
"hole"
hoga, aur apsara
mein nahin...?

Submitted By : Pradeep
Place : Thane
32 Likes
59 Dislikes
Rating :   42 Votes


Jun
17
2013

Sardar ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li


Sardar ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li..
Dost ne pucha to bataya. Yaara dil khush ho jata hai jab ladkiyan aakar kehti hain "aage piche dono side karna

Submitted By : Kartik
Place : Rajkot
14 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Oct
22
2013

Wakeel Jab Mulzim Ne Tum Par


Wakeel: Jab Mulzim Ne Tum Par
Qaatilana Hamla Kiya,
Uss Waqt Tum Ne Kya Cheez Uthai Hui
Thi?
Aadmi: Uss Ki BIWI Ki Taange?

Submitted By : sumit
Place : Gwl
147 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   153 Votes


Oct
28
2013

Sabse bada Terrorist kaun


Sabse bada Terrorist kaun?
. AURAT
. Jo har Raat 1 TOWER ko gira deti ha.
Sabse bada Builder kaun ?
MARD
.
Jo agli Raat fir usi TOWER ko khda kr deta haI.

Submitted By : Nikhil 8696431431
Place : Alwar
57 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   62 Votes


May
5
2013

A Negro Wanted To Go To A Fancy Dress Party


A Negro ??Wanted To Go To A Fancy Dress Party.

He Told His Indian Wife To Get A Costume Wife Gets A Snowman Suit.

Negro: ?What The Fuck, You Bloody Indian Have You Seen A Black Snowman, Get Me Another One?

She Gets A Santa Suit.

Negro: ?What The Fuck, You Bloody Indian, Have You Ever Seen A Black Santa, Get Another Suit?

Wife, Gets Pissed And Brings A Bamboo Stick.

Negro??: ?What Am I To Do With This?

Wife: ?Gaand Mein Daal Aur Chocobar Banja, Bhonsdi ke!!!!!

Submitted By : J.MAHI
Place : mumbai
52 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Jan
18
2014

Rah Chalti Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Ladka Shayari


Rah Chalti Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Ladka Shayari
Ke Andaz Mein Bola: Kash Main Tumhare Hasen Honton
Ki Lip Stick Hota

Ladki Ne Huste Hue Jawab Diya: Shukar Karo Nahi Ho Warna Roz
Kisi K
lund Pe Lage Hotey.

Submitted By : Deepak
Place : Noida
123 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   206 Votes