Non Veg Jokes

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Feb
15
2016

Santa China Ke Tour Pe Gaya Tha Waha Usne Ek


Santa China Ke Tour Pe Gaya Tha Waha Usne Ek X-Ray Chashma Liya.

Chashma Lagane Se Har Koi Nanga Nazar Aata Tha,

Santa Ghar Aaya To Preeto Ko Apne Ek Dost Ke Sath Apne Bed Pe Nanga Dekha,

Usne Foran Chashme Ko Utara, Phir Bhi Dono Nange Nazar Aaye,

Santa Gusse Se Chashma Fenkta Hua Bola: “Ye Hi Musibat Hai China Ke Saman Ki, Koi Garranty Nahi Hoti Jaldi Kharab Ho Jati Hai“

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
15 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jun
18
2013

SEX POEM


SEX POEM:

Chodte-Chodte
Subah ho Gyi,
LUND Me Par Gye Chale,
CHUT Fat k GUFA ho Gyi..

Wah Re CHODNE WAALE !

Submitted By : Rishabh Rockzz(+16476673776)
Place : Patiala
38 Likes
35 Dislikes
Rating :   43 Votes


Nov
11
2013

3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the


?3 kaale dost ??????ek sath ja rahe the.?

Raste me ek pari milti hai,?
Pari- "ek-ek wish batao main poori karugi." ?
??1st.-"Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo." Pari ne kar dia. ?

??2nd- "mujhe bhi aisa kar do." Pari ne kar diya. ?


??3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola........????
" Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo......????

Moral- Har ek Friend kamina hota hai....

dedicated to all kamine friends..
??????????????

Submitted By : varsh jain MR'ATTITUDE
Place : mumbai
153 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   111 Votes


Apr
3
2013

Girl Kiya tum mujhe apni famly se zyada chaty ho


Girl: Kiya tum mujhe apni famly se zyada chaty ho?
:
Boy: No
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Girl: Kiya?
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Boy: Jb main peda huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli.
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Jb bara hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakar kr chalna sikhaya
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Jb taklif hui to Behan roi
:
Jb zarurat pari to Bhai sath aya
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Girl: achaa Gandu
:
Jb lund khada hua to kon kaam ayaaaa.!
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Boy: mera dost jo abhi msg pad rha he...:-)
:
Hans mat send kar market main naya aya hay.lolzzzz....

Submitted By : manish sharma
Place : new delhi
68 Likes
51 Dislikes
Rating :   88 Votes


Nov
14
2013

Train mai Warning likhi thi


Train mai Warning likhi thi.....

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Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..

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Santa- Waah, bhenchod, toh jisne ticket li woh Chutiye???

Submitted By : sam
Place : mumbai
137 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   126 Votes


Dec
13
2014

hamesa Santa chutiya nahi hota


hamesa Santa chutiya nahi hota
smart santa


Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha,
....Bhagwan Ki Toh
Sab Puja Karte Hain,
Kyu Na Mai
Ravan Ki Puja Karu.?
Ho sakta hai
wo free ho aur
meri wishes puri karde.
He prayed for 1 year...
After 1 year,
Raavan uske samne aaya...

Ravan: Vats mai tumse khush hua...
3 vardan maang lo...

Santa: Nahi mujhe 100 vardan chahiye.

Raavan: Vats mai kewal 3 de sakta hu..,lena hai toh le nahi toh mai chala.

Santa: (ek minute sochkar) aacha aapke hath mei jo gada hai vo danda ban jaye.

Raavan: Tauhastu, ab dusri wish bolo?

Santa: Is dande ko apni gaand mein daal lo, pura andar tak...

Raavan: (confused) Tathastu, aab jaldi se tisri mang Behan k lode bahut dard ho raha hai...

Santa: Smiles & says, bhosdi k,ab bol baki 97 wishes dega ya fir is dande ko andar hi 'Gada' banwa du..


maan gaya bhai


happy then like

Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
49 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Mar
3
2014

A Refrigerator Can Change A Liquid To Solid


A Refrigerator Can Change A Liquid To Solid.
A Stove Can Change A Liquid To Gas.
But
Only A Girl Can Change A Liquid To Baby

Submitted By : HARISH
Place : pehowa
76 Likes
43 Dislikes
Rating :   158 Votes


Mar
4
2012

Pappu offered Girl for sex


Pappu offered Girl for sex


Ladki:- Tum itny chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthaao ge?


Papu:- Meri Jaan, Main Maanta hu ki chuha Bori utha nhi skta, Lekin phaad to skta hai.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
273 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes