Non Veg Jokes

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Mar
31
2012

Santa: "Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga."


Santa: "Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga."


Banta : "Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?"


Santa : “Ghanta, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
453 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   68 Votes


Jun
14
2013

ek shrabi rat ko ja raha tha


ek shrabi rat ko ja raha tha
dusra admi use bola kaha ja rhe ho
shrabi shrab se hone vali hani ka latchur sun ne ja raha hu
dusra admi etni rat ko kon tuje latchur dega
shrabi ghar per mri ptni ka

Submitted By : gxgovind
Place : sirsa
10 Likes
40 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes


Jan
27
2013

Ek aurat Train me bache ko apna dudh pilate hue ba


Ek aurat Train me bache ko apna dudh pilate hue bar bar bol rhi thi ki,jaldi pilo varna baju vale uncle ko pila dungi,
Sardar: o jaldi decide kar tere chakar me 5 station age aa chuka huuuuuuuu !!!!!!

Submitted By : sanjeet
Place : dahiwadi
52 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Aug
1
2013

Ladis ke saath kaun kaisa harami pan karta hai


Ladis ke saath kaun kaisa harami pan karta hai :

Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu.?

Dhobi: madem Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho, Mai Abhi Aata Hu.:->

Xerox Wala: Madam Aage Pichhe dono Taraf Se Karu, Ya Sirf 1 Side Se...B-)

Fruit wala : medam kele ka size to dekho dil khush ho jayega.:-/

Bank wala: medam so so ke du chalega.?:-O

Aoto wala: medam aagese nahi jayega, pichese lu.?;->

Paper wala : medam kal me niche se dal ke gaya tha,:->

doctor: din me 3 bar dhoodh ke sath lena,

shopkeeper: medam blows me hum ne aap ka rakha ab peticout me aap ko hamara rakhna padega

T.V repair wala:medam pura kholke karna padega

Submitted By : sunny
Place : surat
42 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes


Nov
9
2012

Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha?


Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha?
Agar Duniya 20 Minutes Mein Khatam Hone Wali Ho Toh Tum Sabse Pehle Kya Karna Chahoge??
Pati: Simple Si Baat Hai Sex Karna Chahunga.
Patni: Fir Baaki Ke 19 Minutes Kya Karoge??

Submitted By : Manoj Dixit
Place : Mainpuri
83 Likes
144 Dislikes
Rating :   140 Votes


Mar
5
2015

srj kits hai


srj kits hai.



WO aapke sapno me aayi aur aapko swapndosh ho gya.



dhyaan do
gaurfarmaiyega
WO aapke sapne me aayi aur aapko swapndosh ho gya.


unki bhi izzat Bach gayi aur aapko bhi santosh ho gya..

Submitted By : dharmendra tripathi
Place : KUNDA
8 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jun
25
2013

America Ki Kaamyabi Ka Raaz


America Ki Kaamyabi Ka Raaz:

Wo Kaam Ko Dimag Me
Aur
Lawde Ko CHUT Me Rakhte Hai,
Aur
Hum CHUT Ko Dimag Me
Aur
Kaam Ko Lawde pe Rakhte Hai..!.

Submitted By : sunny
Place : surat
46 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes


Nov
9
2013

2 men in a wedding function


2 men in a wedding function:
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1st:" Lo..!! kuch din phle hi godi me
kheli thi or aaj iski shadi hai
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2nd:" Aap dulhan k baap ho.. ??
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1st:" Nahi, dulhan ka BOSS... :D

Submitted By : Vishal
Place : New delhi
44 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   57 Votes