Non Veg Jokes

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Feb
6
2015

Boyfriend Hi baby My Shona Baby My Darling


Boyfriend: Hi baby... My Shona Baby.... My Darling....

Girlfriend: Kiska ghar khaali hai ab? 


Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
17 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jul
31
2013

India me 42 premi sex kyun nahi kar paate


India me 42 % premi sex kyun nahi kar paate??
1)Girlfriend nahi manti ??
2)Seriousness??
3)SexuaL disorder??
Nahi
Kamino ko ROOM hi nahi milta.

Submitted By : harish
Place : delhi
74 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Sep
29
2014

ek bar 1 officer transfer hokar naya office join


ek bar 1 officer transfer hokar naya office join karta hai aur WO apne Naye office me saare employees ko instruction deta hai ki jaisi bhi cheez ho kitna bhi urgent kyu na ho kabhi office mein chillane ki awaaz na aaye hamesha office mein politely baat karna
ek din office mein ek business meeting chal rahi this tabhi achanak peon zor zor chill at a hai bachao bachao..

officer gusse mein jaata hai kya hua Maine mama kiya that chillana mat

Saheb Mere ek leg se ek ghilheri andar ghus gayi
officer tu sehan nahi karpaya
peon sahib Maine sehan kiye lekin mere dusre leg se ek dusri ghilheri andar ghus gayi

officer tu ye sehan nahi karpaya
PEOn sahib Maine kiya
officer phir tu kya sehan nahi karpaya

peon un dono gilheriyon ne APAs mein Jo baat kari main WO sehan nahi karpaya
officer kya baat kahi?

peon sahib pehli ghilheri dusri se keh rahi this ki Ek AKROOTH abhi khayenge ek ghar lejayenge

Submitted By : nitin
Place : jhansi
26 Likes
31 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Oct
5
2012

Dulhe ki Baraat me LIGHT pakadne wali ek Aurat


Dulhe ki Baraat me LIGHT pakadne wali
ek Aurat
Dulhe k Paas jakar Uske kaan
me Dhire
se boli-
'"Mujhe pahchana"
80 Rs Me Mujhe Niptaye the.
20 rupaya baki he.

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
35 Likes
92 Dislikes
Rating :   70 Votes


Aug
19
2014

teacherteri shikayat aayi hai ki tu gaali bahut


teacher:teri shikayat aayi hai ki tu gaali bahut bahut deta hai.

pappu:ghanta! bhenchod! maine kis chutiye ko gaali di? pta nhi kis madarchod ne apki gaand me ungli ki hai sir! wo bhen ka lawda agar samne aa jaye to uski maa chod dunga. sir apka vidhyarthi gaand marwa lega pr kisi bhen ke lawde ko gaali nhi dega.
apko jarur kisi harami ne chutiya banaya hai aur aap us bhadwe ki baato me aa gye.

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
34 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


Jul
21
2013

Ek ladka kanche khelte hue gaali bak raha tha-


Ek ladka kanche khelte hue gaali bak raha tha-

?TERI MAA KI CHUT NISHANA GAYA CHOOK?

Ek Saadhu ne kaha beta gaali mat de warna bijli giregi aur tu bhasm ho jayega.

Ladke ne thodi der baad fir gaali di..

BIJLI giri aur..

SAADHU bhasm ho gaya.

Akashwani hui:

?TERI MAA KI CHUT NISHANA GAYA CHOOK

Submitted By : milan gamex
Place : surat
40 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Jul
12
2013

Ek raat ek ladke ne anjaan aunty ki help kardi


Ek raat ek ladke ne anjaan aunty ki help kardi.

Aunty- beta raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahi so jao bittu k room me.

Boy- nahi aunty main hall me hi so jaunga.

Agli subah ek bahut sunder ladki coffee ka cup leke aati hai.

Boy- aap kaun?

Girl-me bittu aur aap?

Boy-me gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha????????????

Submitted By : shakeel
Place : baroda
65 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   43 Votes


Jul
27
2013

Ek train me 3 ladkiyan safar kar


Ek train me 3 ladkiyan safar kar
rahi thi..
Next station se 3 ladke samne ki
seat par aakar
baithe..
.
.
Thodi der baad un logo ne aapas me baat cheet chalu ki Ladko ne ladkiyo se kaha pahlehum aapas me apna parichay dede..
.
.
Beech me baithi ladki jo jyada
hoshiyar thi usne
ladkiyo ka parichay kuch is tarah diya
"main to main hu, right wali meri
bahen hai, aur left wali meri maa"
.
.
Ladke samajh gaye ki beech wali
unka majaak uda rahi hai
.
.
Ladke bhi kam na the Beech wala
ladke ne ladko ka parichay kuch is
tarah diya
"main to main hu,
right wala B.C..
hain aur left wala M.C...

Submitted By : Sajjad Naik
Place : Mumbai
29 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes