Non Veg Jokes

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Dec
29
2013

Teacher - Sania Mirza kaun hai


Teacher - Sania Mirza kaun hai?

Me - Tennis player

Teacher - Very good. Aur Sunny Leone?

Me- T ki jagah P laga do.

*slaps*
*suspended for a year*

Submitted By : tanuj
Place : ghaziabad
236 Likes
43 Dislikes
Rating :   424 Votes


Oct
13
2012

1935 me gandhi ji ne Mumbai me kaha tha


1935 me gandhi ji ne Mumbai me kaha tha

"dusro ko khush karna hi sabse badi seva hai"
"bus fir kya tha"

2 mahine baad vahan,

GRANT ROAD khul gaya.;)

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
43 Likes
76 Dislikes
Rating :   102 Votes


Mar
8
2012

Chudai Ke Baad...Ladkion ke response


Chudai Ke Baad...Ladkion ke response:

1> Raand: Paise.?

2> Girlfriend: Jaldi Kapde De..

3> Padosan: Fhir Kab Aayoge..

4> Wife: Ab 2-4 Din Kuch Mat Bolna..

5> Kamwali: Ab Toh Pagar Bada Dijiye..!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1432 Likes
267 Dislikes
Rating :   781 Votes


Sep
28
2013

Tameez Sikhau Ya Sex Karna


Santa Ko Pappu Ke Master Ne Bulaya Aur Gusse Se Bola.
Sir: “Aap Apne Bete Ko Tamij Sikhao”
Santa: “Kyu Kya Ho Gaya?”
Sir: “Admission Form Mein Sex Wale Column Mein Isne Likha – Nahi Karta, Par Kabhi Kabhi Muth Maar Leta Hu”
Santa: “Master Ji, Par Ab Main Cofuse Ho Ki Isko Tameez Sikhau Ya Sex Karna

Submitted By : Gena Ram Choudhary
Place : Jodhpur Now in Delhi
95 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   89 Votes


Jun
30
2013

Gujju Baap Beta sui ja nahi to bhoot aavshe


Gujju Baap: Beta sui ja nahi to bhoot aavshe..!!
Gujju's Hot wife: Bus tamare to chodvani utaval che,, Chokra ni bhale ne gaand fati jaye..!'

Submitted By : milan gamex
Place : surat
8 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Sep
3
2013

Santa washed his underwear


Santa washed his underwear
& hung it to dry near neighbour?s panty
& put a note on it:
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.
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Bhabhi !!
Plz remind me to remove my underwear
when U remove UR panty.

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
55 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   63 Votes


Sep
1
2013

Adult version of LUNGI DANCE


Adult version of LUNGI DANCE:::
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.
Loude ko thoda round ghumake
Anna jaisa condom lagake
Lode pe thoda vasline lagake
Chudd jao saare mood banake
All the sunny fanzz
The randii
Dont miss d chance
The randii
Randi dance Randi dance Randi dance Randi dance
Randi bazar me aaya mai to
Muzko thokega kon or kaiko
Mera lund din me gaand marega
Kisi bhi randi se ni darega
Jisko jo bhi krna he krlo
Yaha he mera khada pakad lo
Ghar pe jaake google ughadlo
Mere lundd ko wikipedia pe dekhh lo
Building me jb ye gaana bajega
On d bed aana padega
Lode ko uthana padega
Gaand marke dikhana padega
Randi dance Randi dance Randi dance Randi dance
:-) ;-)

Submitted By : Parth
Place : Ahmedabad
52 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   80 Votes


Sep
11
2013

BOY I want us to be in a relationship


BOY : I want us to be in a relationship.

GIRL : Its okay but under one condition.

BOY : Which one ?

GIRL : No sex, bcoz am preserving it for my future husband.

BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition.

GIRL : Which one ?

BOY : No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife!!!

GIRL : Lo tum toh serious ho gaye.. Arre I was kidding jaanu
:-);-)

Submitted By : Parth
Place : Ahmedabad
64 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   58 Votes