Non Veg Jokes

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Jul
20
2014

Yaara Teri Yaari Pe



Yaara Teri Yaari Pe
Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
WaCgh Wah!
Pahle Sunn To Le Bhosdi Ke!
Yaara Teri Yaari Pe
Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Lekin Sabne Teri Gaand Maari, Kya Mera Koi Haq Nahi Tha !!

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Submitted By : Sandy
Place : New Delhi
18 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Jul
17
2014

Boy- U R wearing Red Bra


Boy- U R wearing Red Bra ?

Girl - How do u know?

Boy-Thanx 2 RAJNIKANT Eyecare!


Girl-U r not wearing underwear

Boy - Hey U too RAJNIKANT eyecare!

Girl - Chain laav aai Zavadya.

Tuza RAJNIKANT baher alaay.?

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
18 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   43 Votes


Jul
15
2014

Kadak joke


Kadak joke

Santa : Aaj TV pe sunny leone uske 38 inchs ke BOOBS dikhane Wali hai

Banta (udaas): sala par mai nahi dekh paunga

Santa ? KYU ?

Banta ? Mera TV bhenchod

sirf 21 inch ka hai ?

Submitted By : Aditya Barnwal
Place : mumbai
72 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   90 Votes


Jul
14
2014

She Jo sex ke liye paise dene pade


She: Jo sex ke liye paise dene pade
Wo sex nahi hawas hai hawas!
Samjhe?
He: Aapki Shaadi Ho gayi?
She: Haan! Toh?
He: Free me hui?

Submitted By : sumit
Place : sonipat
18 Likes
33 Dislikes
Rating :   51 Votes


Jul
14
2014

SOLID BEZATTI


SOLID BEZATTI
??Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho, Fir b theek se khana banana nahi aata???


??Wife: Tum bhi to Blue film dekhte rehte ho....
Maine kabhi complain ki???
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Submitted By : prem
Place : surat
31 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


Jul
10
2014

ladka Docter se Dr me apni Biwi ko chodta hu to


ladka Docter se: Dr. me apni Biwi ko chodta hu to andar jake lund teda ho jata hai...

Dr. ko yakin nahi hota to wo ladka apni Biwi ko clinic me lekar Dr. ke samne chodta he

Kuch din bad kisi shadi me Dr. apne dosto ke sath khada us ladke ka mazak uda raha hota he ki is bewkuf ne apni Biwi ko mere samne choda

Dusri tarf ladka apne dosto ke sath khada Dr. ko dekh k hasta hai or kehta he

"Yar raand laya tha,Jagah nai mili to iske clinic me jakar chod aya."
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Submitted By : tyagimess
Place : delhi
66 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   92 Votes


Jul
8
2014

During british rule in India


During british rule in India....................


British : hey u Bangali, what is ur favourite plant?

Bangali : Sunflower..

British : Sunflower.. !!
I wipe my ass with it. Hahahahahaha...

British : hey u gujrati.. What is ur favourite
Plant?

Gujrati : rose ..

British : rose !!!
I wipe my ass with it. Hahahahahahaha...

British : hey u marathi.. What is ur favourite plant.

Marathi : Cactus..

British: cactus !! (Silent).


Marathi : aai chya gavat aata ghas na ass..
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Submitted By : Macc
Place : Thane
36 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   41 Votes


Jul
7
2014

Lutero ne ladki ke zevar loot liye


Lutero ne ladki ke zevar loot liye..

Log bole: Shukar karo ki izzat nhi luti..

Ladki chillai:
Tumhari maa ka bhosda..

Izzat bech-bech k hi to zevar liye the.

Submitted By : Sanju Verma
Place : Ambikapur
40 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes