Non Veg Jokes

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Sep
3
2014

Kabhi medical mein Jake condom mangke toh Dekho


Kabhi medical mein Jake condom mangke toh Dekho.

Aaju baju wale Aise dekhte hai jaise unko hi chodne wale hai...

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Aug
21
2014

23 yr old girl got pregnant


23 yr old girl got pregnant.

Mother: (Angrily shouts) "Who was that pig? Call him".

30 min later, a Rolce Royce stops in front of their house.

A matured grey hair man in a very expensive suit steps out.

Man: "I am sorry for the problem. But I can't marry her. If a Girl is born,
I give 2 stores, a villa & 2 millions.

If a Boy is born, I'll give 2 factories & 5 millions.

But in case of Miscarriage, suggest what should I do?"

Mother: FUCK HER AGAIN!!

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
20 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Aug
20
2014

rand or vashya me kya antar h


rand or vashya me kya antar h ......



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.are chutiya tujhe paise de k chodna h. iit exam ni dena h antar s kya kam

Submitted By : SHPm
Place : champa
10 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Aug
19
2014

teacherteri shikayat aayi hai ki tu gaali bahut


teacher:teri shikayat aayi hai ki tu gaali bahut bahut deta hai.

pappu:ghanta! bhenchod! maine kis chutiye ko gaali di? pta nhi kis madarchod ne apki gaand me ungli ki hai sir! wo bhen ka lawda agar samne aa jaye to uski maa chod dunga. sir apka vidhyarthi gaand marwa lega pr kisi bhen ke lawde ko gaali nhi dega.
apko jarur kisi harami ne chutiya banaya hai aur aap us bhadwe ki baato me aa gye.

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
18 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Aug
17
2014

ek baar ek randi medical shop mein condom lene


ek baar ek randi medical shop mein condom lene jaati hai .toh vaha medical shop kaa owner(excitedly and masti me)puchta oh ji kyun chahiye toh ladki jabaab deti ha



ladki gusse mein bolti hai madharchaud tere baap ko gift karugi taki tere jaisa chutiye phir paida naa ho paye

Submitted By : Sanskar jai
Place : Bhopal
15 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Aug
13
2014

Boss was fucking a lady in his office Santa


Boss was fucking a lady in his office, Santa walked in.

Santa: Wah Sir, akele akele!!! Humara number kab?

Boss: Agar March ka target pura nahi hua bhosdike to agala number tera hi hai

Submitted By : aarav singh
Place : new delhi
26 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes


Aug
8
2014

Ek Kavita mere kaminey Dosto ke liye


Ek Kavita mere kaminey Dosto ke liye

Tu Dost hai mera,

Tujh pe Jaan waar dunga,

Magar zyada uchhlega to

teri Gaand maar dunga.!

Tu dikhta hai achcha

Tu likhta hai achcha

Tu padhta hai achcha

Tu ladhta hai achcha,

Tujh se jo Panga lega

Uski main Phaad dunga!!

Magar zyada uchlega to

teri Gaand mar dunga.!

Tu maang le Jaan,

Tu maang le Aan,

Ladki ka Number ho,

Ya Randi ki Gaand,

Tere liye sab tere darr pe utaar dunga

Magar zyada uchhlega to ..!

Hass mat Laude

Teri Gaand mar dunga !!!

Abe O zatu, Zabardast Sher Sun

Sher Bhi Tu,

Cheeta Bhi Tu

Land mera chus k pita bhi Tu,

ek aur sun gandu

Kutta B Tu,

Kamina B Tu-

Mere Jhatt K Baal ka Pasina bhi tu.,

Abe Ek aur sun madarjaat

Muh me tu choot me tu..

Mere lund se nikla muth hai tu..

sun re bhadve

Ek aur sun

Chameli bhi tu.,

Gulab bhi tu.,

Mere gand se nikla julab bhi tu..

aaya na maza

Dimag b tu.,

Khopdi b tu.,

Rando ki chudi hui bosdi hai tu..

Chal ek aur..

Coke b tu.,

Fanta b tu,

Mere niche latakta ghanta bhi tu..

sun o chutiye ek aur sun..

Lund b tu land se nikli moot ki dhar b tu,..

PAR MERA SABSE PYARA YAAR B Tu

Submitted By : manish
Place : mumbai
45 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   68 Votes


Jul
24
2014

Girl to doctor Meri Umar 17 saal hai aur meri


Girl to doctor: Meri Umar 17 saal hai aur meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai.. Mera rang bhi bohat gora hai.. mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?



Doctor: KUNDI ?? ?

Submitted By : dinesh
Place : jaipur
47 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   68 Votes