Non Veg Jokes

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May
1
2015

Jab ek ladki ladke se class me 1 pen mangti hai


Jab ek ladki ladke se class me 1 pen mangti hai toh

Ladka : konsi du?... blue,blck,red,green??


Aur jab dost mange tab...


Ladka : lavda le mera madrchod................gand marane ata hai college mein???

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


May
1
2015

Teacher What comes before K


Teacher : What comes before "K"?
Student : "Bhosdi.."
Teacher : "Get out...."

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


May
1
2015

Uncle aur sunao padhai kaisi chal rahi


Uncle: aur sunao padhai kaisi chal rahi?
Me: chai loge?
Uncle: nahi par padhai?
Me: coffee loge?
Uncle: beta padhayi batao
Me: muh me loge?

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
1
2015

Rixa ma bethi 1 Chokri Rixa dheere chalavo maru


Rixa ma bethi 1 Chokri: Rixa dheere chalavo maru duudh uchle che

Rixawalo: Bra nathi perti shu?

Chokri: Dabba ma duudh chhe louda,, bolvama sabhyata raakh bhosdina..


Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
1
2015

Frustrated resignation letter


Frustrated resignation letter:

Dear sir,
Maa ka bosda is naukri ki.. target poora karte karte gaand fat jaati hai aur salary aisi ki izzat se kisi ka lauda bhi nahi choos sakte.
Lund pe maarta hu aisi naukri. Apni gaand me daal lo.
Aapka
Sharma
Sales executive

Boss ka reply

Sharma
Behen ke laude
Ab tak tu mera lavda sehlaate nahi thakta tha aur aaj gaand dikha raha hai.
Madarchod agar muft me lauda choosna tha to apne baap ka choosta yahan kya apni amma chudane aya tha?
Do kaudi ki sales nahi krta aur chut sunny leone ki chahiye.
Chal behen ke lode dafa ho yahan se aur palat kar mat aana varna teri gand me agli sales meeting karwa doonga.
Bhaag bhosdike gandiye.

Gaand maraaa
Tera boss

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Apr
29
2015

Kuch to bt jarur hogi unme


Kuch to bt jarur hogi unme


Dosto


Warna















U hi kisi ko dekh ke ye lund khada nahi hota

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
27
2015

Ek bar ek ladke ne pahele bialogy se inter kia


Ek bar ek ladke ne pahele bialogy se inter kia or baha naye naye dost banaye un pr pesa kharch kie

Uske baad math se inter kia or naye naye dost banaye or un pr pesa kharch kie

Or fir usne mbbs kia baha naye naye dost banaye or un pr pese kharch kie

Or uske baad b.tech or har branch ke ladko ke sath dosti ki or khoob pese kharch kie

Or fir usne apna business start kia or settle ho gaya

Ek bar us ladke ko 3 idiat ka amirkhan mil gaya,bato bato me usne amirkhan ko apni history bta di

Amir khan-abe sale, jab tujhe buisness hi karna tha to b.tech or mbbs kahe ko kia,or uper se dosto pe itne pese bhi luta die sale, hamesa bahi karna chahiye jo hamara dil kahe

Ladka-bakk bhosdike, tu nahi samjhega,chal me samjhata hu

Aj mere har profession me itne dost h ki mera har kaam minto me hota h

Bimar hota hu to mere itne doctor dost hai ki ek mahine me har din alag alag dost se ilaaj karaoo to bhi har dost se mil nahi paooga

Agar railway ka koi kaam padta h to mere engineer dost kaam aate h

Agar koi lafda ho jata h to mere police dost kaam aate h

Agar jammen ka koi lafda fasta h to mere lekhpaal dost kaam aate h

Or bank me koi problem aati hai to bank ke dost kaam aate h

Sara kaam ghar bethe hota h bhosdike

Amir khan-saale firki le raha h ka hamri,tune to sirf mbbs or engineering ki h,fir sale tere dost lekhpal,police or bank bale kese ho gaye

Ladka-abe bhosdike,enginnering karke har koi engineer ban jata h kya


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
26
2015

Breast Size


Breast Size!

An HR guy got married to another HR girl. On the first night of their honey moon, on seeing his wife nude for the first time, he was furious: Tumne mujh se dhoka kiya!! You have cheated me!

The astounded but smart bride asks: Kaise? Kya dhokha diya hai maine?

The HR man shouts: Your Boobs are so small.... I definitely remember noticing their size, when I met you at the engagement... they appeared to be much bigger...

The bride replied,
"Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the CTC Package...
but this is what you get IN HAND...

Submitted By : Shivam
Place : mathura
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes