Non Veg Jokes

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Nov
7
2014

ladka bhagwan se


ladka bhagwan se

bhagwan main is 25inch ki lund ke saath zinda nahi rah sakta....ye bahut bada hain.....

bhagwan:-tum us jheel ke pass jao.. waha tumko ek mada(female) medak(frog) milegi, tum usse shaadi karne ke liye kahna .agar wo tumko mana kar degi tho tumhara lund 5 inch chota ho jayega....

ladka jheel ke pass gaya aur us medaki (frog) se pucha tum mujhse saadi karogi .usne mana kar diya uska lund 5inch chota ho gaya

ladka ne socha 20inch ka lund bhi bara hota hain
ek baar aur pucha tum mujhse saadi karogi..
medaki ne mana kar diya..

ladke ka lund 15 inch ka ho gaya..
usne socha ki 10 ka lund sabko pasand hota hain

usne ek aur bar poocha kya tum mujhse saadi karogi

medaki ne kaha:- Kitni baar mujhe batana padega nahi nahi nahi

15-10-5=0

khel khatam

laude lag gaye laude ke

Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
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Rating :   5 Votes


Nov
29
2014

Sexy Girl 2 Police Man Sir


Sexy Girl 2 Police Man: 'Sir,
Yesterday a Man Raped Me.. First
He Tore My Saree.
Then He Removd My Blouse & Bra.
Then He Pressd My b@@bs.
He Suckd My Nipples
Aftr that He Tore My Panty & then
Lickd My Pussy for 20 Minutes.
Finally He Put His Penis Inside My
Pussy and Enjoyed.
After 20 Minutes He Entered His
Penis Into My "Ass".
Finally He Spilled His "Sperm" On
My Breast Sir.

Police Man: matlab mein kya
karun ..... "F.I.R" Likhu ya Muth
Maru.... maa ki laudi wardat suna
rahi hai ya ek aur wardaat ke liye uksaa rahi hai

Submitted By : aman agarwal
Place : mangal pandey ngr
7 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
13
2014

Awesome Reply


Awesome Reply!!

(phone rings)

Unknown man : Hello!!

Girl : Yes?

Man : Mera land bohot bada hai choduga toh maza aayega.

Girl : Kya?

Man (chillate hue) : Mera land bohot bada hai.

Girl : Toh Bhosadike apne gand me dalke baith.

Aur agli baar phone kiya,
to ye no. jayega police stn,
fir udhar baithke karna masturbation!!

Man Shocks!! Girl Rocks!!

Submitted By : AnukulVanPersie
Place : Malad
8 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
13
2014

hamesa Santa chutiya nahi hota


hamesa Santa chutiya nahi hota
smart santa


Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha,
....Bhagwan Ki Toh
Sab Puja Karte Hain,
Kyu Na Mai
Ravan Ki Puja Karu.?
Ho sakta hai
wo free ho aur
meri wishes puri karde.
He prayed for 1 year...
After 1 year,
Raavan uske samne aaya...

Ravan: Vats mai tumse khush hua...
3 vardan maang lo...

Santa: Nahi mujhe 100 vardan chahiye.

Raavan: Vats mai kewal 3 de sakta hu..,lena hai toh le nahi toh mai chala.

Santa: (ek minute sochkar) aacha aapke hath mei jo gada hai vo danda ban jaye.

Raavan: Tauhastu, ab dusri wish bolo?

Santa: Is dande ko apni gaand mein daal lo, pura andar tak...

Raavan: (confused) Tathastu, aab jaldi se tisri mang Behan k lode bahut dard ho raha hai...

Santa: Smiles & says, bhosdi k,ab bol baki 97 wishes dega ya fir is dande ko andar hi 'Gada' banwa du..


maan gaya bhai


happy then like

Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
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Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
2
2014

Aasman mai ud rahi thi kutiya


Aasman mai ud rahi thi kutiya..
Wah Wah
Aasman me ud rahi thi kutiya..
Msg padh kar ban gaya na Chutiya.?
Kabhi udti hai kutiya..?
Saala chutiya ;-)

Submitted By : Rishu Kumar
Place : Jamalpur, Bihar, India
10 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
1
2014

Lamba hai pr its awsum pura padho


Lamba hai pr its awsum pura padho

Birbal aur Tansen me bada Competition raha karta
tha…

EK din gusse me aake Tansen kehta hai ki “Ab faisla
ho hi jaye ki kaun zyada bada Gandu hai???? main shart marta hoon ki main Jodha bai k boobs choos sakta hoon”
Birbal ki hans hans k Gand me dard ho gaya… Kehta hai ki “Agar toone aisa kar diya to agle din bhari sabha me mai nangaa aaunga”…
Bas fir hona kya tha lag gayi shart…
Tansen gaya bazaar, sapere k paas. kehta hai ki “Bhai, mujhe ek saanp chahiye, untrained aur bina zehar ka hona chahiye”.
Saanp khareed k Tansen usko ghar pe training dena shuru karta hai.
.
Ab baat aisi thi ki Akbar aur Jodha bai har subah apne bageeche me sair k liye nikalte the.
agle din subah Tansen bhi apne saanp k saath bageeche me ja pahuncha… aur jhadiyon me chhip gaya…
Jahaan panah aur begum ko aata dekh tansen ne saanp ko zameen pe chhod diya aur
ishara Jodha bai k Boobs ki taraf kar k bola…..
“BETA SAPPU dikha apna kamaal ja das le rani k Boobs ko….. Sappu phat se gaya Top pe aur ek second mein saali ko das leta hai nipple pe…..
Jodha chikhne lage” Akbar to paagal ho gaya…” Arre bachao koi bachao meri begum ko saap ne das liya koi Bachoooo”
Tabhi Tansen nikla jhadiyon se, bhaag k gaya aur bola “Jahan panah ek Upay hai mere paas rani sahebaan ko bachane ka.
Main agar zehar choos kar bahar nikal sakta hu
Akbar bola jo bhi karna ho jaldi kar but
meri begum ko bacha le… phir kya tha Tansen ne phat se Jodha bai ko pakda, uske kapde fade aur boobs bahar nikal kar chosnelaga….
aur poore k poore choos dale…( Aur idher -udher haath bhi maar liye harami ne)
Birbal ne ye baat suni to uski Gand se maano Rocket guzar gaya….
man hi man sochne laga Bhenchod kal to lut gayee izzat, bhare darbaar me nang dhadang jana padega….. Gand lag gayi… Usne khoob socha, baal khujlaye (upar k bhi neeche k bhi) lekin no idea… Gand jab khujayee to idea Lund ki tarah uchhal kar bahar aaya…
Agle din darbaar laga, Akbar ne sabke samne Tansen ki tareef ki aur kaha agar tansen me zehar choosne ki shakti nahi hoti to Jahan panah aaj randwe hote…. aur akele apne aap hilaa rahe hote….
Tansen on other hand cud not wait for Birbal to make an appearance… khushi k maare pagal ho raha tha ye soch kar ki jab Birbal bhare darbaar me nanga hokar aayega to Akbar ki Gand sharm se paani paani ho jayegi….YESSS….
wo birbal k Gand pe itne hunter maarenge ki Birbal ki 7 pushte muh se hagegi…. tabhi darbaar me hulchul machi… sabne dekha ki Birbal nanga hokar, apna lauda haath me pakde, daudta hua aa raha hai… Bas phir hona kya tha Akbar ki Gand gusse se LAAL ho gayi… bola “Birbal ye kya gustakhi hai???” teri himmat kaise hui aise nange aane ki??
Birbal bola “Haye Jahan panah mai mar gaya mujhe saap ne kaat liya …mere Lund pe..”
Akbar bola “Tansen ja choos Birbal ka Lund “

Submitted By : animesh
Place : kanpur
16 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
28
2014

NON-VEG JOKES ONLY - Ek Ladki Auto Showroom Me


NON-VEG JOKES ONLY!!!!! - Ek Ladki Auto Showroom Me Receptionist Ki Post Ke Liye Interview Dene Gayi.
Boss: Wo Kya Hai Jisme 4 Wheels Hote Hai?
Ladki: Car.
Boss: Galat, Toyota Car.
Boss: Wo Kya Hai Jisme 2 Wheels Hote Hai?
Girl: Motor Cycle.
Boss: Galat, Honda Motor Cycle.
Boss: Sorry, This Job Is Not For You.
Ladki (Jaate Jaate Gusse Me):
To Fir Aap Batao Sir, Woh Kya Hai Jiske Charo Taraf Baal Aur Beech Me Chhed Hota Hai ?
Boss (Confidently): Ch**t.
Ladki: Galat !!!
"Teri Maa Ki Ch**t"..

Submitted By : Codey Akash
Place : New Delhi Near Maharaja agersen College
46 Likes
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Rating :   24 Votes


Oct
19
2014

Boy 2 doctor-


Boy 2 doctor:-
Meri girlfriend pregnant hai. .
Par maine to protection li thi...
Doctor:-
Ek kahani suno
Ek shikari ek Gun ki jagah ek
umbrella le Gaya...
achanak Lion samne aaya toh usne
umbrella ka
handle khicha aur fire kiya...
Lion wahi mar Gaya...
Boy:-
Impossible...kisi aur ne goli mari
hogi...
Doctor :-
Ecaxtly ...!
Samajh aya

Submitted By : pankaj
Place : huderabad
35 Likes
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Rating :   18 Votes