Non Veg Jokes

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Jun
16
2015

Ek br santa ke sapne me uska lund aya or usse


Ek br santa ke sapne me uska lund aya or usse puchne laga

Lund-yr kb tk tu hatho se mujhe masalta rahega,shadi kyo nhi kr leta

Santa-abhi padai chal rahi h

Lund-to kam se kam koi girlfriend bana le

Santa-bhartiye sanskriti mujhe is bt ki izazat nhi deti

Lund-to bhosdike mujhe apni hi gand me daal lia kr

Santa-gadia nhi hu me

Lund-to maderchod jab tu itna hi shareef h to roj subha shaam meri gand kyo marta h bhen ke lode


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
10 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jun
15
2015

Girl-Thoda uthao


Girl-Thoda uthao,
Ab thoda ghumao,
Ha ab thoda dhila karo,
Ab dono hatho se ched ko felao
Ab ander push karo

Dekha














Pad gaya na lund meri gand me


Har messge double meaning nahi hota mere dost


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
14 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jun
14
2015

joke


joke
एक अनपढ़ आदमी बेंक में खाता खुलवाने गया..

लड़की : sex..

आदमी : कर लेता हूँ..

लड़की : मेरा मतलब की आदमी या औरत ?

आदमी : जो मिल जाये, उसे पेल देता हूँ...

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
14
2015

Teacher What comes before K


Teacher: What comes before 'K'?
Student: Bhosdi !!!

***thrown out of class***

Student to his friend: Shayad "Chut maari" answer hoga...

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jun
6
2015

admi-are madam jara gand dhikhana apni


admi-are madam jara gand dhikhana apni


orat-haramjade,badmaas kamine teri himmat kese hui ye kahene ki

orat ne jab pass khade logo ko ye sab btaya to sab use maarne ko bhid pade


orat ke jaane ke baad kuch admi usse puchne lage

kyo be tune aisa kaha tha kya

admi-are yr kahe dia to kya galat kr dia mene,mujhe uski gand acchi lag rahi thi isilie bol diya

baha khade admi


maro bhenke lode ko


"tum log yahi samaj rahe the na ki jarur koi miss understanding hui hogi,bhai logo kuch log hote hi maderchod hai"


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
15 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jun
3
2015

teacher-rahul tum school kyo aate ho


teacher-rahul tum school kyo aate ho

rahul-gand marane

teacher-nalayak kya bol raha h

rahul-sir ap hi to bol rahe the

teacher-me kab bol raha tha maderchod

rahul-bhosdike us din tu or art bale sir bol nahi rahe the

ki







"are yr maje to bus yaha principal ke h baki ham sb to yaha gand marane aate h"



Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
30
2015

bank manager-yr bahut dino ke baad tere sath


bank manager-yr bahut dino ke baad tere sath hotal me khana kha raha hu,brna dimag kharab raheta hai sala

dost-ha yr, tu bahut chidchida sa raheta hai ghar pr bhabhi ji bta rahi thi

bank manager-are kya karu yr office ka gussa ghar pr nikalta hai sala

dost-are aisa kya hota hai office me

bank manager-are bahi sale berojgaar,pad likh kar kuch aate nhi hai fir interview me kahete hai hame pass kardo,in bhosdibalo ko lagta hai ki ham inhe jaan puch kar nikaal rahe hai,jabki aata jata khaak nahi hai salo ko

bank manager ki bate piche betha ek admi sun raha tha,bo kursi se utha or bank manager se bola

admi-kya bola tu bhosdike

bank manager-kon h bhai tu

admi-bhen ke lode meri chood ye bta berojgaar insaan nahi hota,uske ander kya jaan nahi hoti,kya use jine ka hak nahi hai is dunia me madarchod

bank manager-bhosdike tu hai kon

admi-madarchod,din rt ek karke mahenat karte hai ladke ab unka yaad kia hua nahi fasta to isme unki galti hai bhenchod

bank manager ka dost-are yrr isse galti ho gayi chodiye ap jane digiye

admi-sala bus nokri lag gayi to har admi nikamma najar aata hai inhe

or ye kahekar admi hotal se bahar chala jata hai

bank manager-kon tha bhenchod ye sala

dost-are yrr frustated berojgaar tha or kon tha


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
8 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
27
2015

girl-janu tume meri yad kab aati hai


girl-janu tume meri yad kab aati hai

boy-jab jab me sanse leta hu darling

girl-jaanu flimi dialogue nahi,sach sach btao

boy-tum bura to nahi manogi

girl-me aj tk kabhi tumari bt ka bura mani hu

boy-sure

girl-sure,ab btao na

boy-jab jab mera loda khada hota hai,mujhe tumari yaad aati hai

girl-"BLOCKED"

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes