Non Veg Jokes

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Mar
30
2014

1 The clitoris is a type of flower


1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
True or False

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

7. Semen is a term for sailors.
True or False

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
True or False

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
True or False

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
True or False

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
True or False

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
True or False

23. Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : INDIA
10 Likes
42 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes


Mar
25
2014

Babu-yr mujhe apni grfrnd ko gft daina h kya dun


Babu-yr mujhe apni grfrnd ko gft daina h kya dun.
RAJU-dimond ring de de.
BABU- na yr kuch aisa bata jo usne kbi na phna ho
RAJU-fir gents undrwear dede.


NIL..

Submitted By : Nilesh khandelwal
Place : sikar
31 Likes
28 Dislikes
Rating :   78 Votes


Mar
24
2014

A girl comes to late in shool


A girl comes to late in shool
Boys says: Chand taron ko neend aa rahi hain,teri ma ki chut tu ab aa rahi hain..
Girls says: Maa ki chut ka mat de wasta,kholti hun Bra chal kar le nasta.

Submitted By : sushil
Place : bhopal
44 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   95 Votes


Mar
23
2014

acc. to survey


According To A Survey By Chodumal khan saab:

Agar Kisi Larki Ki 19 Sal Ki Umar Mein Shadi Ho,
Aur Uske Ghar Wale Ka Lund 7.5 Inch Ho,
Aur Woh Haftey Mein 3 Bar Sex Kare Aur 1 Bar Mein 50
Gassey (In-Out) Maare,
To Us Larki Ne 35 Sal Ki Umar Tak 22 Kilometer Lun
Liya.
7.5 Inch x 50 Gassey x 3 Din x 4 Hafte x 12 Months x
16 Saal = 864000 Inch (22 Kms)

Submitted By : Naughty Golu
Place : india
20 Likes
28 Dislikes
Rating :   54 Votes


Mar
23
2014

wrong time rule


Kapil Naam Ka Ek Aadmi Fauj Mein Major Thha
Usko Log Kafi Smart Aur Intelligent Bola Karte Thhe
Ek Din Faujiyo Ki Ek Party Chal Rahi Thhi Usmein Ek
Ladki Aayi
Usne Kapil Se Pucha: “ Aap Log To Fauj Mein Rahte
Hai Desh Ki Seva Main Busy Rahte Hai, Aapne Last
Time Sex Kab Kiya Thha? ”
Kapil Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “1955 ”
Ladki Khush Hote Hue: “ Wow, Ye To Bahut Time Ho
Gaya, Kya Aap Abhi Mere Sath Sex Karna
Chahenge? ”
Kapil Ne Apni Watch Dekhi Aur Muskurate Hue Bola:
“Nahi Dear Abhi Nahi, Abhi To Sirf 2035 Hue Hai,
Thodi Der Baad Karenge “

Submitted By : Naughty Golu
Place : india
15 Likes
29 Dislikes
Rating :   95 Votes


Mar
23
2014

allah ki meharbani


"Kuch Logo Ki Adat Hoti Hai Ki Har Baat Bhagwan Ya
Allah Par Chhod Dete Hai. Ese Hi Ek Bande Ki Kahani."
Do Mulle Aapas Mein Padosi The, Ek Din Ek Ne Dusre Se
Puchha
Pahla Mulla: “Yaar, Tumhare 10 Bachhe Kaise? ”
Dusra Mulla: “ Kuch Nahi Sab Allah Ka Hath Hai ”
Pahla Mulla Uske Niche Dekh Kar Bola: “Abe Lungi
Theek Kar, Allah Ka Hath Dikh Raha Hai “

Submitted By : Naughty Golu
Place : india
14 Likes
80 Dislikes
Rating :   51 Votes


Mar
23
2014

surprise


Ladka-Ladki Hotel Ke Room Mein Jate Hai.
Jate Hi Ladka Apni Pant Utarata Hai Aur Ladki Dekhte Hi
Bolti Hai
Ladki: “Yeh Kya? Condom Kahan Hai? ”
Ladka: “ Surprise…. Aaj Bina Condom Ke Hi Karenge ”
Ladki: “Bahan Chod Agar Main 9 Mahine Baad
Surprise Doon To Fir Lund Jaisa Muh Mat Bana
Liyo“

Submitted By : Naughty Golu
Place : india
25 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   65 Votes


Mar
23
2014

dirty joke


Chodumal Khan Sahab Apni Girlfriend Ke Chhod Jane Ke
Bad Uski Yaad Mein Dube Rahte Thhe.
Aur Isi Baat Pe Ek Din Unhone Shayari Likh Di.
Zindagi Par Blue Filmo Ka Saaya Hai,
Choot Ka Sukh Humne Kaha Paya Hai,
Hum To Sust Rahte Hai Kisi Ki Yaad Mein.
Log Samjhte Hai Ki Aaj Fir Muth Mar Ke Aya Hai

Submitted By : Naughty Golu
Place : india
22 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes