Non Veg Jokes

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Sep
19
2014

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राजस्थान में लोग बच्चे का नाम लव नहीं रखते।लोग नाम बिगाड़ देते हैं- बाबु को बाबुड़ा,
पप्पू-पप्पुड़ा, राजू-राजुड़ा.. कौन रखे लव नाम

Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Sep
16
2014

ek larka pani me naha raha tha tabi ek larki


ek larka pani me naha raha tha .tabi ek larki boil snake hai to larka goal snake nahi hai .who mera lund hai ..

Submitted By : ajit roy
Place : ranchi
5 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Sep
15
2014

Santa was looking at mobiles displayed in a shop


Santa was looking at mobiles displayed in a shop.

Salesman: Please come inside & choose.

Santa: Bhosadike tu bahar aa aur mera choos...!!!!

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
26 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Sep
14
2014

Tailor pooja ka Maap lete hue


Tailor pooja ka Maap lete hue:
Koi boyfriend hai ?
pooja: Haan, Q ?
Tailor:
Usse bolna thode din left side ke boobs pe zyada dhyaan de,
Fitting sahi baithegi.

Submitted By : karann
Place : mumbai
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Sep
12
2014

Sexy Girl 2 Police Man Sir


Sexy Girl 2 Police Man: 'Sir,
Yesterday a Man Raped Me.. First
He Tore My Saree.
Then He Removd My Blouse & Bra.
Then He Pressd My b@@bs.
He Suckd My Nipples
Aftr that He Tore My Panty & then
Lickd My Pussy for 20 Minutes.
Finally He Put His Penis Inside My
Pussy and Enjoyed.
After 20 Minutes He Entered His
Penis Into My "Ass".
Finally He Spilled His "Sperm" On
My Breast Sir.

Police Man: matlab mein kya
karun ..... "F.I.R" Likhu ya Muth
Maru.... maa ki laudi wardat suna
rahi hai ya ek aur wardaat ke liye uksaa rahi hai... .
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By :- (D.D) ????

Submitted By : Deepak Dubey
Place : New Delhi
30 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
8
2014

Sunny Leone in KBC


Sunny Leone in KBC !

Amitabh : Aap ke nipple ka colour kaunsa hai ?
A-Black
B-Dark Brown
C-Light Brown
D-Pink

Sunny Leone : I'll go for audience poll ! 
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1 aurat 2nd aurat se- kya tum sex karte waqt apne pati se baat karti ho?
She replied- agar unka phone aata hai to kar leti hun..
"aakhir pati hai wo mere..

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Lady Tcher - Bachho, batao Samosa aur kachori, me kya fark hai ?
Ek Saitan Baccha bola - Madam, Bra pehenogi to Samosa dikhega,
Nahi pehenogi to kachori....!!
new stock
U will love it


Santa ne 1st year ka exam diya aur usko jail ho gayi.
Kyun?
Paper mein sawaal tha ki:- Nehruji kab paida huve?
Santa ne jawaab likha:- Jab unki maa chudi.
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Sardar ne railway reservation form me Ling ke samne likha - 8 inch.
Lady clerk - ye kya hae? kato ise
Sardar: kitna?
Lady: pura
Sardar - Maa chudao, Bus se chala jaunga
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A journalist to Osho :
Do U know what all men & women R Doing in Ur Ashram?
Osho: Mere ko kya?
Journalist: Lekin ye to Aapka Ashram hai.
Osho:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya.
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A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office, "Am I looking young in this new outfit?"
Santa: Take this also off, you'll look like a new-born!
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Bhakt,Nirmal baba se bola - Baba har saal bachha paida ho jaata hai, kya karu?

Baba-Condom use karte Ho.

Bhakt- karta Hu.

Baba-Condom mohalle me baant do, kripa wahi se aa rahi hai.
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Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath karne ke baad...

Santa bola: "Ab tum 3 ghante mujhe dekh nahi paogi"

GF: "Kyun? Kahin ja rahe ho kya?"

Santa: "Nahi janu, Ab palat jao"..

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Husband apne sasural me biwi se: aaj sex ho jaye..


Biwi: Nahi hum papa ke ghar hai..


Hus:To kya mere BAAP ka ghar Randikhana hai jo roz taiyar ho jati hai...!
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BABA RAMDEV: beta apne se badi nari ko ma,barabar wali ko bahan or choti ko beti mana karo.

BHAKT:to baba ye lund aap hi rakh lo Jadi Buti kootne ke kam ayega
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Suhag raat mein.
BUILDER: Tere hoth Duplex jaise hain, figure Landscape Garden ki tarah hai.
WIFE: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun.
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Baba Sex ki Goli Bech Raha Tha
1 Goli Lega 1 Feet Lamba
2 Goli Lega 2 Feet Lamba
SARDAR
Baba 10 Goli Lu To?

BABA
madarchod Ladki Chodega Ya Borewell khodega

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Marwadi ki wife sex karte hue: Sunoji, Is condom se muze 15vi bar kar rahe ho,Ab bas bhi karo..
Marwadi: Bawri ho gai hai ke?
Iski expiry date march 2014 hai ! .....

Submitted By : ABy
Place : chk
23 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Sep
6
2014

3 stages of life


3 stages of life:
1) Janam
2) Ye kya chutiyapa hai bhenchod
3) Maut

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
14 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Sep
3
2014

Kabhi medical mein Jake condom mangke toh Dekho


Kabhi medical mein Jake condom mangke toh Dekho.

Aaju baju wale Aise dekhte hai jaise unko hi chodne wale hai...

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
20 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes