Non Veg Jokes

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Mar
25
2016

2 aadmi beedi pee rhay the


ek baar pappu gandhi choot mar rha tha


kuch der karne par usse kuch nhi hua to use gussa aa gya
usne choot pe jor se laat mari to uska juta(shoes)
ander rh gya

usne andar sar(head) dalkr dekha to dekha ki do aadmi ander bidi pi rhe the usne unse pucha bhai mera joota dekha




unhone kaha




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bhai tujhe jute ki pdi hai ham do saal se apna truck dhondh rhe hain.....:P

Submitted By : shubham
Place : greater noida
10 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Mar
24
2016

Pappu Mom Aap Blouse Mein PaiseKyun Rakhti Ho


Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein PaiseKyun Rakhti Ho?”

Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale”

Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“

Submitted By : Shubham
Place : Delhi
16 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Mar
24
2016

Girl condoms DenaShopkeepermasti main kis liye


Girl: condoms Dena..Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-eGirl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi, taki tere jaisa dusra CHUTIYA paida na kare....

Submitted By : Shubham
Place : Delhi
15 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Mar
6
2016

A hot girl removes her jeans tells to her


A hot girl removes her jeans tells to her boyfriend, MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WIFE The boy also removes his jeans says ., . WASH BOTH THE JEANS...

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
12 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Feb
26
2016

1 Hijade ne galti se Viagra khali


1 Hijade ne galti se Viagra khali,
Thodi der baad hichki ke saath Goli bahar aa gayi aur uspe likha tha,
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Hardware not found. =))

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
16 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Feb
26
2016

Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko


Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli: “Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi”
Ladka: “Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge“

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
25 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Feb
25
2016

Once again our PAPPU wins English Quiz contest


Once again our PAPPU wins English Quiz contest,
By his Terrific Reply..
Question:" Whats the Opposite of
'BARCELONA'...? ?
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PAPPU:" ANDAR SE DO NA'.. :p :O :D :D

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
13 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Feb
20
2016

Santa Ne Bijli Office Phone Kara Aur Jaldi Se


Santa Ne Bijli Office Phone Kara Aur Jaldi Se Bola.
“Jaldi Se Model Town Ki Light Kaat Do”

Bijli Wala Hairani Se: “Kyu Sir?”

Santa: “Wo Yaar Mere Dimag Mein Ek Nayi Mast Wali Gaali Aayi Hai, Wo Tumko Deni Hai“

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes