Non Veg Jokes

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Jun
6
2015

admi-are madam jara gand dhikhana apni


admi-are madam jara gand dhikhana apni


orat-haramjade,badmaas kamine teri himmat kese hui ye kahene ki

orat ne jab pass khade logo ko ye sab btaya to sab use maarne ko bhid pade


orat ke jaane ke baad kuch admi usse puchne lage

kyo be tune aisa kaha tha kya

admi-are yr kahe dia to kya galat kr dia mene,mujhe uski gand acchi lag rahi thi isilie bol diya

baha khade admi


maro bhenke lode ko


"tum log yahi samaj rahe the na ki jarur koi miss understanding hui hogi,bhai logo kuch log hote hi maderchod hai"


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
12 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jun
3
2015

teacher-rahul tum school kyo aate ho


teacher-rahul tum school kyo aate ho

rahul-gand marane

teacher-nalayak kya bol raha h

rahul-sir ap hi to bol rahe the

teacher-me kab bol raha tha maderchod

rahul-bhosdike us din tu or art bale sir bol nahi rahe the

ki







"are yr maje to bus yaha principal ke h baki ham sb to yaha gand marane aate h"



Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
30
2015

bank manager-yr bahut dino ke baad tere sath


bank manager-yr bahut dino ke baad tere sath hotal me khana kha raha hu,brna dimag kharab raheta hai sala

dost-ha yr, tu bahut chidchida sa raheta hai ghar pr bhabhi ji bta rahi thi

bank manager-are kya karu yr office ka gussa ghar pr nikalta hai sala

dost-are aisa kya hota hai office me

bank manager-are bahi sale berojgaar,pad likh kar kuch aate nhi hai fir interview me kahete hai hame pass kardo,in bhosdibalo ko lagta hai ki ham inhe jaan puch kar nikaal rahe hai,jabki aata jata khaak nahi hai salo ko

bank manager ki bate piche betha ek admi sun raha tha,bo kursi se utha or bank manager se bola

admi-kya bola tu bhosdike

bank manager-kon h bhai tu

admi-bhen ke lode meri chood ye bta berojgaar insaan nahi hota,uske ander kya jaan nahi hoti,kya use jine ka hak nahi hai is dunia me madarchod

bank manager-bhosdike tu hai kon

admi-madarchod,din rt ek karke mahenat karte hai ladke ab unka yaad kia hua nahi fasta to isme unki galti hai bhenchod

bank manager ka dost-are yrr isse galti ho gayi chodiye ap jane digiye

admi-sala bus nokri lag gayi to har admi nikamma najar aata hai inhe

or ye kahekar admi hotal se bahar chala jata hai

bank manager-kon tha bhenchod ye sala

dost-are yrr frustated berojgaar tha or kon tha


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
8 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


May
27
2015

girl-janu tume meri yad kab aati hai


girl-janu tume meri yad kab aati hai

boy-jab jab me sanse leta hu darling

girl-jaanu flimi dialogue nahi,sach sach btao

boy-tum bura to nahi manogi

girl-me aj tk kabhi tumari bt ka bura mani hu

boy-sure

girl-sure,ab btao na

boy-jab jab mera loda khada hota hai,mujhe tumari yaad aati hai

girl-"BLOCKED"

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


May
25
2015

Ladki-suno raste me meri gadi kharaab ho gayi


Ladki-suno, raste me meri gadi kharaab ho gayi hai,or rt bhi kafi ho chuki hai plz meri gadi thik karba do

Boy-thik hai magar uske baad tume bhi mera ek kaam karna hoga

Girl-(chok kr)- me tumare sab kaam kr dungi bus bo nahi kar sakti

Boy-chinta mt karo me besa ladka nahi hu

Ladki-tab to thik hai me tumara sab kaam karne ko tyar hu

Ladki gadi thik hone ke baad

Ladki-btao tume kya chahiye

Ladka-tumari chut

Ladki-magar tumne to kaha tha ki tum aise ladke nahi ho

Ladka-tumne shayad thik se suna nahi mene kaha tha

"me besa ladka nahi hu"


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


May
24
2015

Ladka college se bhagta hua aya or apne papa se


Ladka college se bhagta hua aya or apne papa se bola

Ladka-papa me baap banne bala hu

Father-kya kaha tune,

Father ne apni patni ki tarf dekha or bola

Dekh rahi ho tum,ye dunia bachi hai jine layak,saali aisi olaad

Father-bta kon hai bo ladki,koi rundi hai ya koi chinaal bta

Bolta kyo nhi nalayak ab

Ladka-papa puri bt to sun lia karo,

College me program hai usme mujhe baap ka role mila hai

Us program me me baap banne bala hu


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


May
22
2015

Santa ki nayi nayi shadi hui


Santa ki nayi nayi shadi hui

Or shuhag raat ki raat bo apni patni ki chut kholkar dekhne laga

Panch mintue ke baad uski patni boli

Patni-ab dekhte hi rahoge ya kuch karoge bhi

Santa-dekh lene do darling , me bhi to dekho ki do inch ke ched me aisa kya hota hai jo puri dunia iske lie tadapti raheti hai


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
21
2015

Alag alag states me ladke ladkiyo ko kaise


Alag alag states me ladke ladkiyo ko kaise dekhte hai...

For example:-

Mumbai : ' kya item hai yaar. '

Delhi : ' oye kya tota hai yaar. '

Punjab : ' oye kini soni kudi hai yaar. '

Gujarat :










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' bhenchod bobla to jo... '

Submitted By : Manthan Thakkar
Place : Deesa
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes