Non Veg Jokes

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Jun
30
2014

Ek bachha ghar main apne sar par condom pehane


Ek bachha ghar main apne sar par condom pehane ghoom raha tha

Baap: beta yeh sar pe kya pehan k ghoom rahe ho

Bachha: papa school main fancy dress compition hai.. Koi doctor bana hai.. Koi engineer bana hai... Koi teacher...

Aapka beta lauda bana hai...sabki maa chod dega!! ???

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
66 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   103 Votes


Jun
28
2014

Mechanical Engineers wife Delivered a baby


Mechanical Engineer's wife Delivered a baby..

Wife Sends SMS to Husband :
"Your New Vehicle is Launched."

Husband SMS's back :
"With Gear or Without Gear?" ??????????

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
24 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Jun
27
2014

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down


A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.

Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.

All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother.

"I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter.

The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out."

Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.

A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out."

"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog."
??????

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
23 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Jun
26
2014

Postman Knocked The Door


Postman? Knocked The Door.......

A Kid Came Wid Cigrete? In Mouth & . . Beer? In Hand.....

Postman: "Papa Hain...??"

Kid: "Abe lavde K baal , . . Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai, . . Baap Ghar Pe Hoga!!!" ......???

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
34 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   54 Votes


Jun
25
2014

Pappu Ne FM Radio Station Call ki Hello Ji ye


Pappu Ne "FM Radio Station" Call ki : Hello.. Ji ye 98.9 FM Radio Station Hai ?
RJ: Ji Haan
Pappu: Meri awaaz Pura Shehar Sun Raha Hai ?
R.J: Haan ji Haan. Bilkul :|
Pappu: Yani Ghar Mein Jo Meri Behan Radio Sunn Rahi Hai.. Wo Bhi Sun Rahi Hogi?
R.J (Ghusse me) : Haan be Haaan
Pappu: Hello Pinki! Agar Meri Aawaz Sun Rahi Hai.. Toh Jaldi Se Motor Chala de.
Main Upar Chhat Par.. Toilet Mein Baitha Hun aur Paani Khatam Ho Gaya Hai aur Tera Phone Switch Off aa Rha Hai......

Submitted By : aarav singh
Place : new delhi
34 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   43 Votes


Jun
25
2014

Dost Tera Naam Main Kya Rakhu


Dost Tera Naam Main Kya Rakhu;
Sapna Rakhu Toh Andhura Rahega;
Dil Rakhu Toh Kahin Tut Na Jaye;
Fir Socha Ke:
Lauda Rakhu - Jarurat Padegi Tab
Khada Toh Rahega!

Submitted By : Deep
Place : Jalandhar
23 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes


Jun
23
2014

Harbhajan Singh having sex With Bipasha Basu


Harbhajan Singh having sex With Bipasha Basu..

(Harbhajan keeps his penis on right thigh of bipasha)

Bipasha : Paji bhosde me dalo

Harbhajan : Ruk bhen ki lodi abhi dekh off spin hoyega .... ???

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
36 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   43 Votes


Jun
22
2014

Madam English me kamar ko waist kyu kehte hai


Madam: English me kamar ko waist kyu kehte hai..??
Brilliant Santa: Kaam ki chiz to uske upar aur neeche hoti h..?
Beech me kamar to waste hi hoti hai na..

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
25 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   48 Votes