Non Veg Jokes

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Oct
10
2013

Height of attempting unknown qns in an exam


Height of attempting unknown qns in an exam...
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Question: What is an Array..?
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Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend.

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"ARRAY BC idhar aa..."..

Submitted By : sasmita
Place : mumbai
28 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


Oct
10
2013

BOY I want to be in a relationship


BOY : I want to be in a relationship.

GIRL : Its okay but under one condition.

BOY : Which one ?

GIRL : No sex, bcoz am preserving it for my future husband.

BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition.

GIRL : Which one ?

BOY : No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife!!!

GIRL : Lo tum toh serious ho gaye.. Arre I was kidding jaanu

Boy: Can i Kiss u?

Girl: Condom laye ho?

Boy: kiss k liye condom?

Girl : sharif to aise ban rahe ho
jaise kissing k bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2014 ka Calender tangoge!!

Submitted By : tyagimess
Place : delhi
74 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   68 Votes


Oct
5
2013

Prem aani Kavita yaat kay farak ahe


Prem aani Kavita yaat kay farak ahe...?
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Jast vichar karu nko
Kavita la pucchi ahe ani Prem la lavda

Submitted By : pathik
Place : mumbai
18 Likes
51 Dislikes
Rating :   66 Votes


Oct
3
2013

Dunia ma sara Manso che bahu thoda


Dunia ma sara Manso che bahu thoda
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wah wah
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Dunia ma sara Manso che bahu thoda
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Wah wah
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Pan tu ema nathi aavto.
'LODA'.??

Submitted By : meet
Place : bhuj
10 Likes
38 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes


Oct
3
2013

Sexy Girl Goes 2 Doctor with mom


Sexy Girl Goes 2 Doctor with mom..
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Girl- Medical checkup karana hai.
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Dr- sare kapde utar ke parde ke piche let jao...
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Girl- mera nahi, mummy ka.
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Dr- Mata ji Jeebh dikhaiye...

Submitted By : sasmita
Place : mumbai
58 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   100 Votes


Oct
3
2013

Men need 100 talent to succeed in life


Men need 100% talent to succeed in life.....
Women need only 4%.
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Because the remaining 36+24+36 helps ?

Submitted By : meet
Place : bhuj
23 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   53 Votes


Oct
2
2013

Ek Mohabbat Hi Nahi Hoti Duniya Mein Dard Ki Wajah


Ek Mohabbat Hi Nahi Hoti Duniya Mein Dard Ki Wajah,
Zip Me Aaya Lauda Bhi Gaand
Phaad Deta Hai..

Submitted By : Narendra Singh Rathore
Place : Jodhpur
40 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   78 Votes


Oct
2
2013

Teacher In Class Mein


Teacher In Class Mein
Bacho Ko Bolti Hai
Teacher: ?Write A Sentence Ending With Hand. ?
Santa: ?My Penis In Ur Hand?
Teacher Santa Ko Chanta
Maarti Hai
Santa: ?Sorry Mam, Main Pen Aur Is Ke Bich Mein Space Dena Bhul Gaya Thha"

Submitted By : Narendra Singh Rathore
Place : Jodhpur
87 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   69 Votes