Non Veg Jokes

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Jan
17
2015

Biggest chutiapa of PK


Biggest chutiapa of PK…
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Amir khan gets knowledge of
language from..
A prostitute and does not know what
condom is ..!!

Submitted By : Anurag
Place : Delhi
16 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jan
15
2015

C O N D O M S


C O N D O M S'
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Imagine If All The Top Brand's Start Selling Condoms, They Won't Even Have To Change Their Tag Line..
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'Pepsodent' Condom:
Raat Bhar Dishum Dishum..

Submitted By : humpty
Place : Gujarat
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
5
2015

Nice lines by a Broken Heart


Nice lines by a “Broken Heart”…..

“Few years back smoking
was injurious to health.
But in recent years trusting
is injurious to life”

Submitted By : prakash
Place : odisha
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
1
2015

Girls hostel ka guard roz daru pine ke baad gali


Girls hostel ka guard roz daru pine ke baad gali bakta tha Mera nam jivanlal,
kiski chut me kitne baal
Ek ladki sunkar boli: meri chut me itne baal ki phas jayega jivanlal.
3 dino tak sunne ke baad..
Jivanlal: goli chalegi thaaye se,
chut phategi baye se,
jal jayenge sare baal,
bach niklega jivanlal

nrc

Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
13 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Dec
31
2014

Sala Bachpan me pata hi nai tha Porn kya hota


Sala Bachpan me pata hi nai tha Porn kya hota
Bas Bhigi hui Ravina ko dekh ke dill khush ho jata tha.
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Ab to Columbas se jyada amerika hamne dekha he
Vo bhi Noghty vala..

Submitted By : Rahul
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
10
2014

SIX Ya SEX


SIX Ya SEX..
Utha k Maro to SIX..
Leta k Maro to SEX..
Bahar Gaya to SIX..
Ander Gaya to SEX..
Dono Haath Uper to SIX..
Dono Pair Uper to SEX..
Enjoy IPL with i-Pill..

Arz kiya hai...
Teer kya chalati ho,
dhaar to talwar

Submitted By : munu
Place : rourkela
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Dec
5
2014

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new


A husband and wife are trying to set up a new
password for their computer.
The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the
ground laughing because on the screen it says,
"Error.
Not long enough."

Submitted By : Rashmiranjan Ratha
Place : cuttack
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
27
2014

My favourite jokes - Watsapp chat


My favourite jokes - Watsapp chat??

Girl: hi kutte

Boy; wats happend?
Tu muze kutta Q bol rhi
Hai?

Girl: hum masti me zagda
Karte he,pyar se to
Daily bat krte h na.
Boy : k par masti me hi ha
Pagal??
Girl : k bewakhuf??
Boy : a budhdhu
Girl : a besharam
Boy : a madarchod ??
Girl : a chup kutte

Boy : a rand?
Girl : a bohat ho gaya
Boy : teri maa ka bhosda ?
Girl : ***block***

Submitted By : aman agarwal
Place : mangal pandey ngr
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes