Non Veg Jokes

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Nov
24
2013

Original Hindi Names


Original Hindi Names :

Whisper-Yoni Ka Rumal

Condom-Ling Ka Moja

I-Pill-Virya Vinashk Vati

Viagra- Ling Ki Bijli

BRA-Stan rakshak tambu.

Submitted By : Apro
Place : kolkata
109 Likes
42 Dislikes
Rating :   198 Votes


Nov
24
2013

ZARURI SUCHNA


ZARURI SUCHNA:
Agar zyada MUTH maarne ki wajah se LUND Tedha ho gya hai To,
.
.
.
Darne ki zarurat nahi,
kyoki
Chut hi to CHODNI hai,
konsa SNOOKER khelna he.
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Lady Train m widout Ticket thi,
T T n pakda,
Toilet me Le ja k uske sath Sex kiya.
Lady Wapis aa kar boli,
He Bhagwan,
Agar CHUT na hoti to
IZZAT chali jati.
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Ladki: "Jaanu, aaj mujhe itna chodo itna chodo ki meri choot ke cheethde uda do."

Ladka: "Maa ki Lodi, ye mera Lund hai. Koi
PARMAANU B0MB nahi."----------------

Pandit pehli bar randi ke paas gaya aur NABHI me lund dalne laga, to randi chilai- Madarchod do DUKAANE sambhalti nahi hai , ab tu teesri BRANCH aur kholega..

Submitted By : Codey Akash
Place : New Delhi Near Maharaja agersen College
128 Likes
33 Dislikes
Rating :   253 Votes


Nov
24
2013

Student - Teacher main baap kaise banunga


Student :- Teacher main baap kaise banunga..???

Teacher :- Ek pari aasman se aayegi or tumhari wife ko baby de degi....?

Student :- Toh mujhe leni kis ki hai, Wife ki ya Pari ki...???;)

Submitted By : Codey Akash
Place : New Delhi Near Maharaja agersen College
96 Likes
31 Dislikes
Rating :   146 Votes


Nov
24
2013

India Is The Only Place Where


India Is The Only Place Where

Anyone Driving Fast Than You Is

?Saala Bose D Ka?.

Anyone Driving Slow Then You Is

?Saala Chutiya?

And Anyone Driving Parallel To You Is

?Benchod Baap Se Race Laga Raha Hai?

Submitted By : Codey Akash
Place : New Delhi Near Maharaja agersen College
68 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   87 Votes


Nov
24
2013

Suhag raat ko Santa bivi se Jaanu


Suhag raat ko Santa bivi se: "Jaanu
Honeymoon pe kaha'n jana hai..??

Biwi Sharmaate hue: "Jithe Tussi le chalo, mein ta DENI hai...
Aithe v...
Te Othe v...?

Submitted By : Codey Akash
Place : New Delhi Near Maharaja agersen College
43 Likes
42 Dislikes
Rating :   117 Votes


Nov
24
2013

Ladkiyaan Chaar Cheezon Ki Deewaani Hoti Hai


Ladkiyaan Chaar Cheezon Ki Deewaani Hoti Hai:



1. Make-Up
2. Mobile Phone
3. Shopping
4. ?????




Neeche Dekho,



















































Bhosdi Ke Yahaan Nahi, Apne Neeche Dekh :D

Submitted By : Codey Akash
Place : New Delhi Near Maharaja agersen College
108 Likes
59 Dislikes
Rating :   146 Votes


Nov
23
2013

teacher- ladke or ladki me kya frk h


teacher- ladke or ladki me kya frk h...
stdent- ladki ek saal me ek hi br ma bn skti h...bt
ladka ek saal me kitne b bacho ka papa bn skta ...

Submitted By : Deep
Place : Jalandhar
85 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   110 Votes


Nov
22
2013

Honey singh adult rap


Honey singh adult rap
Pehli baat toh yeh jo tu fak fak kar chudti hai
Mana yeh saari teri vasna di galti hai
Ruk toh ja tu hai kaun
Yeh toh bata tu kya hai leone.
Kaha se aayi hai kaha marwayegi
Pagal ladki tu mujhe aids karwayegi

Bus yeh kar bhosde na dikha
Yeh sab main bahut chod chuka
Tujh jaisi toh chud jaati hai
Gaand apni phat jaati hai

Main hu balatkari. Kudiya
Loda se mere paar.nahi koi paata
Chodta hu main aise. Jaise
Sunny leone ko bhi hosh nahi aataaa......

Submitted By : Tushar
Place : Meerut
54 Likes
59 Dislikes
Rating :   132 Votes