Non Veg Jokes

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Dec
21
2013

A lawyer came home after having sex in his car


A lawyer came home after having sex in his car.

Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.

The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv been screwing ur secretary.

Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch u hv just destroyed d only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. U can now forget abt diamond necklace u were asking for,

Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair d torn pieces & lawyer walked away wid a smile...

Moral: Start studying LAW

Submitted By : Morningstar
Place : Noida
107 Likes
50 Dislikes
Rating :   300 Votes


Dec
21
2013

A Nun went to a Gynaecologist


A Nun went to a Gynaecologist..

Dr: "Problem?"
Nun: "Something, is terribly wrong; I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica, in my vagina."

Doctor checked and said:
"Those aren't
Postage Stamps, dear - They're the Stickers, pasted on the Bananas: 'imported from Costa Rica'.....". ??

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
59 Likes
62 Dislikes
Rating :   186 Votes


Dec
12
2013

Amazing Similarity bitween Love n Food


Amazing Similarity bitween.. Love n Food !!
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if Cross d limts.. The result is Vomiting..samaj aya toh thk varna pogo dekho !!

Submitted By : Mohit
Place : Varanasi
143 Likes
92 Dislikes
Rating :   246 Votes


Dec
1
2013

After exam


After exam
boy-kay paper hota, gotya kapalata gelya
Girl- Means...?
Boy-means paper khup awaghad hota g..
Girl- hmm.
Mazya pan gotya kapalat gelya.
;) :D??????????

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : INDIA
32 Likes
146 Dislikes
Rating :   101 Votes


Dec
4
2013

Ek Sethh ne Gujju Salesman Rakha


Ek Sethh ne Gujju Salesman Rakha..
Sales 4 Guna ho gaya...

Sethh ek din gujju se milne Shop pe aaya..
Wo Grahak ko Fishing Rod ?? bech raha tha.. Sethh khada hokar dekhne laga..

Grahak ne 800rs. me Fishing Rod kharid li..

Gujju Salesman bola Itne mahnge Joote pahankar Fishing karoge.? Sports shoes le lijiye.. Grahak ne Shoes 600 me le liya....

Gujju bola- Dhoop lagegi ek Topi bhi le lijiye...Usne le liya..

Gujju bola- Fishing karte hue bhook bhi lagegi, to kuchh khane ko le lijiye...
Usne Chips, Biscuits le liya ..

Gujju bola- Fish rahkhne ke liye Ek basket bhi le lijiye..

Usne le liya..Iss tarah uska bil 8000 bana..

Sethh bahot khush hokar bola,
Tum ek achhe salesman ho... Wo kewal fishing rod lene aaya tha aur tumne itna samaan bech diya...

Gujju Salesman:- Seth ji, wo to biwi ke liye "WHISPER" lene aaya tha..
Maine bola... 4 din kya karoge??

Jao jakar Machhli Pakdo..!! ?

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
206 Likes
74 Dislikes
Rating :   394 Votes


Dec
3
2013

Khapri Teachr


Class me ek techr padha rhi thi
Uska ballauz ka ek botton khula tha
Usse madam k ek side ka nipple dikhre the.
Ye dekh do ladke hasne lagae..
Teachr to boyzz: hass kyu rhe ho..
Chup hojao..
Chup ho jao ni to dono ko bahar nikal dung,

Submitted By : royalfriendzzz
Place : nepanagar
190 Likes
42 Dislikes
Rating :   387 Votes


Dec
2
2013

ghr ki bell bji


ghr ki bell bji..
ldki ki aawaj aai kon h...

mam sab doodh wala pese lene aaya hu...

ladki bad me aah aah aah aah na abhi bijli wale ka chuka rhi hu...

Submitted By : Ash soni
Place : Bhilwara
122 Likes
47 Dislikes
Rating :   296 Votes


Dec
2
2013

dr- u r pregnent


dr- u r pregnent..
ladki- mene kbhi kisi mard se sex nhi kiya...


dr- to apke pet me bhi insan ki aulad nhi...kele or mooli k podhe h...

Submitted By : Ash soni
Place : Bhilwara
61 Likes
61 Dislikes
Rating :   191 Votes