Non Veg Jokes

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Feb
2
2015

When Bollywood stars Rajesh Khanna Jagjit Singh


When Bollywood stars Rajesh Khanna, Jagjit Singh and Dev Anand died... news channels played their videos as a sign of tribute to them.I just wonder what will happen when Sunny Leone dies.

Submitted By : abid khan
Place : maharashtra
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
28
2015

ek baar santa ka pramotion inspector se dsp mein


ek baar santa ka pramotion inspector se dsp mein ho gaya...aur ussi din uski wife behosh ho gayi.
Socho,usne ye baat usse kaise batai ho gi???
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Santa: wife se, ab tumhe dsp ke saath sona padega

Submitted By : parveen
Place : gurgaon
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
28
2015

Dhobi police se Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti


Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo!

Submitted By : parveen
Place : gurgaon
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
28
2015

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बेचारी इंडियन भाभी -
धोबी - भाभी जी, कपड़ेय
निकाल कर रक्खो,
मैं थोड़ी देर में आता हु .....
पेपर वाला - भाभी जी,
काल आप सो रही थी,
बिना डिस्टर्ब किये
नीचेय से डाल दिया था.....
फ्रूट वाला - भाभी जी,
केले का साइज़ तो देखो,
जी खुश हो जायेगा....
इन बॅंक - भाभी जी,
सो सो के दू, चलेगा क्या..?
Xerox वाला - भाभी जी,
आगे-पीछे दोनो साइड से
करना है, या एक साइड से..?
ऑटो वाला - भाभी जी,
अंदर छोड़ दू या
बाहर ही छोड़ दू .....
Finally innocent लिफ्ट मॅन - भाभी जी,
कोनसा दबाउ.....

Submitted By : parveen
Place : gurgaon
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
25
2015

New Slogan by Idea Idea InternetIsme Aap


New Slogan by Idea − Idea Internet...Isme Aap Sabkuch Sikh Sakte ho..bas Sikhne Ki chaah Chahiye...
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Airtel..Vodafone..Docomo..Bsnl − " Haa BC...Hm log to sirf Porn Hi Dikhate He Lo

Submitted By : R
Place : Pratapgarh , Rajasthan
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jan
21
2015

Teri Girlfriend Kitni bhi Sharif Hogi


Teri Girlfriend Kitni bhi Sharif Hogi..

WaH WaH

Teri Girlfriend Kitni Bhi Sharif Hogi..

WaH WaH

Par Nahati To Nangi Hi Hogi?!!

Submitted By : Manthan Thakkar
Place : Deesa
11 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
17
2015

Biggest chutiapa of PK


Biggest chutiapa of PK…
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Amir khan gets knowledge of
language from..
A prostitute and does not know what
condom is ..!!

Submitted By : Anurag
Place : Delhi
16 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jan
15
2015

C O N D O M S


C O N D O M S'
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Imagine If All The Top Brand's Start Selling Condoms, They Won't Even Have To Change Their Tag Line..
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'Pepsodent' Condom:
Raat Bhar Dishum Dishum..

Submitted By : humpty
Place : Gujarat
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes