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May
24
2015

1mariz doctor k pass jakar bolo-


1mariz doctor k pass jakar bolo-
dr. sahb mujhe ajeeb bimari hai..mein jab bhi aaina dekhta hun to mera lund khda ho jata hai..

Doctor- bhosdi k ye bimari nhi hai...teri shakal hi chut jaisi hai..!!!!

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


May
24
2015

Teacher asks children what do you want to do in


Teacher asks children, what do you want to do in the future ?

Ram : I want to be a pilot
Vinod : I want to be a doctor
Deepa : I want to be a good mother
Akshay : I want to help Deepa. 

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
16 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


May
24
2015

Joke


Joke

Sunny Loene Badi Dukhi Si Hokar Apne Family Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli.
Sunny Loene: ?Doctor Saab, Aajkal Bahut Thak Jati Hun, Lagta Hai Khoon Kam Ho Gaya Hai?

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Pucha: ?Periods Ke Waqt Kitna Loss Hota Hai??

Sunny Loene Sochte Hue: ?Kam Se Kam 4-5 Lakh Rupaye Ka To Ho Hi Jata Hai?

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
20 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


May
24
2015

Funny joke


Funny joke

AaJ Ladkiya Mardo se Kam nahi,
Par Hame iska koi Gham nahi.

Mana k wo future me Aasman par Jayengi,
Magar raat ko to Hamare hi neeche aayengi

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
17 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


May
24
2015

True lines


True lines

Types of Orgasms

1. The Optimist: Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes...... !!!

2. The Pessimist: Oh No, Oh No, Oh No...... !!!

3. The Confused: Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No...... !!!

4. The Traveller: Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming...... !!!

5. The Religious: Oh God, Oh God...... !!!

6. The User: Ahh, More, More, More...... !!!

7. The Murderer / Mafia :Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you...... !!!

8. The Submariner:- Mmm...Ohhh...Deeper...Deeper... Go Deeper...... !!!

9. Classical Indian orgasm: Nahi... Nahiiii.. Naahiiiiinnnnn...... !!!

10. Rock 'n' Roll Orgasm: Oh baby oh yeah, oh baby...... !!!

11. Heavy Metal Orgasm: Yaa Come on Honey.... F**k me hard... Yeahh Babby !!..... come on...... !!!

12. Grand Maratha Orgasm: Aai Ga... aayi aaayi... Aaayiii gaa...... !!!

13. Parsi Orgasm: Oh mummy mummy mummy...... !!!

14. Gujju Orgasm: Oh Bhagwan... mari gai... mari gai... aaahh...... !!!

15. South Indian Orgasm: Aaiiyo... Aaiiyo... Aaiyayyooo...... !!!

16. Bong Orgasm: Oodi baba! Ooooddddiiiiiii baaaa baaaba...... !!!

17. Rajasthani Orgasm: O Thaari...... !!!

18. Punjabi Orgasm: Chal utar ja kaminey, mainu hor vi kaam HAIN !

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


May
24
2015

Hilarious joke


Hilarious joke

Ek Ladka Apni Patni Ko Lene Apni Sasural Gaya.

Ladki Ki Maan Ne Bistar Bichaya Aur Damad Ji Ko Boli: ?Baitho Damad Ji?

Damad: ?Meri Gand Mein Itne Baal Hai Ki Bistar Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi?

Saas Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Mein Bhadkati Hui Boli

Saas: ?Tu Apne Bade Bhai Ko Bhejna, Tab Main Apni Beti Bhejungi, Tu To Ganda Hai?

Do Din Baad Ladke Ka Bada Bhai Aaya To Maan Ne Sari Baat Bade Bhai Ko Batai.

Bade Bhai Ye Sun Ke Bola: ?Jhutha Hai Sala, Parson Hi Maine Uski Gand Mari Ek Bhi Baal Nahi Thha?

Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Socha Sale Dono Bhai Harami Hai Boli: ?Apne Baap Ko Bhejna, Tabhi Apni Ladki Bhejungi?

Baap Aaya Maan Ne Kalpate Hue Sari Baat Baap Ko Batai.

Baap Bola: ?Sale Dono Hi Nalayak Hai. Ek Baar Main Nadi Mein Naha Raha Tha Sala Mere Kapde Le Ke Bhag Gya?

Maa Boli: ?Hey Bhagvan, Aap Phir Ghar Kaise Aaye?

Baap Bola: ?Aise Kaise Aata, Kinare Pe Ek Gadha Khada Thha Uski Gand Mein Land Daal Ke Aaya?

Maa Ne Jaisi Hi Baap Ke Muh Se Ye Suna Sir Thaam Liya Aur Socha: ?Sala Pura Khandan Hi Kamina Hai, Main Abb Apni Ladki Nahi Bhejungi?

Kuch Din Beet Gaye, To Damad Ke Gaanv Mein Se Ek Aadmi Ladki Ki Maa Se Mila Aur Bola

Aadmi: ?Apne To Apni Ladki Nahi Bheji.?

Maa Gusse Se Boli: ?Kaisi Bhejti Un Kameeno Ke Ghar?

Aur Iske Baad Ussne Sari Baat Usko Bata Di

Gaanv Wale Aadmi Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola: ?Haan Sahi Kiya Aapne Vo Hai Hi Kamine?

Maa Boli: ?Kaise??

Aadmi Bola: ?Ek Baar Main Seedhi Maangne Inke Ghar Gaya, Saalo Ne Nahi Di Jabki Rakhi Thi Ghar Mein Hi?

Maa Ne Puncha: ?Seedhi Ka Kya Karte Bhaiya??

Aadmi Bola: ?Karta Kya Oont Ki Gand Marni Thi?

Maa Chilla Ke Boli: ?Hey Bhagwan Sala Ye Pura Gaanv Hi Harrami Hai

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
16 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


May
24
2015

Ek Banda Bus Mein Safar Kar Raha Thha Aur


Ek Banda Bus Mein Safar Kar Raha Thha Aur Ciggerete Pee Raha Thha.

Conducter Bola: ?No Smoking Ka Board Nahi Dikhta Kya??

Man Replied: Uske Side Mein
Always Wear Condom
Ka Bhi Board Laga Hai, Vo Bhi Laga Ke Bethoo?

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
16 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


May
24
2015

True fact


True fact

Kiss Karte Samaye Ladki Imagine Karti Hai Ki,
Ladka Soch Raha Hoga Ki Kitni Sunder Hai,
Kitne Soft Gaal Hai Mere,
Bilkul Galat?..
Ladka Pata Hai Kya Sochta Hai?
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?T-shirt (top) Me Kab Haath Daalu

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
20 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes