Non Veg Jokes

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Dec
4
2013

Ek Sethh ne Gujju Salesman Rakha


Ek Sethh ne Gujju Salesman Rakha..
Sales 4 Guna ho gaya...

Sethh ek din gujju se milne Shop pe aaya..
Wo Grahak ko Fishing Rod ?? bech raha tha.. Sethh khada hokar dekhne laga..

Grahak ne 800rs. me Fishing Rod kharid li..

Gujju Salesman bola Itne mahnge Joote pahankar Fishing karoge.? Sports shoes le lijiye.. Grahak ne Shoes 600 me le liya....

Gujju bola- Dhoop lagegi ek Topi bhi le lijiye...Usne le liya..

Gujju bola- Fishing karte hue bhook bhi lagegi, to kuchh khane ko le lijiye...
Usne Chips, Biscuits le liya ..

Gujju bola- Fish rahkhne ke liye Ek basket bhi le lijiye..

Usne le liya..Iss tarah uska bil 8000 bana..

Sethh bahot khush hokar bola,
Tum ek achhe salesman ho... Wo kewal fishing rod lene aaya tha aur tumne itna samaan bech diya...

Gujju Salesman:- Seth ji, wo to biwi ke liye "WHISPER" lene aaya tha..
Maine bola... 4 din kya karoge??

Jao jakar Machhli Pakdo..!! ?

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
206 Likes
74 Dislikes
Rating :   394 Votes


Dec
3
2013

Khapri Teachr


Class me ek techr padha rhi thi
Uska ballauz ka ek botton khula tha
Usse madam k ek side ka nipple dikhre the.
Ye dekh do ladke hasne lagae..
Teachr to boyzz: hass kyu rhe ho..
Chup hojao..
Chup ho jao ni to dono ko bahar nikal dung,

Submitted By : royalfriendzzz
Place : nepanagar
190 Likes
42 Dislikes
Rating :   386 Votes


Dec
2
2013

ghr ki bell bji


ghr ki bell bji..
ldki ki aawaj aai kon h...

mam sab doodh wala pese lene aaya hu...

ladki bad me aah aah aah aah na abhi bijli wale ka chuka rhi hu...

Submitted By : Ash soni
Place : Bhilwara
122 Likes
47 Dislikes
Rating :   296 Votes


Dec
2
2013

dr- u r pregnent


dr- u r pregnent..
ladki- mene kbhi kisi mard se sex nhi kiya...


dr- to apke pet me bhi insan ki aulad nhi...kele or mooli k podhe h...

Submitted By : Ash soni
Place : Bhilwara
61 Likes
61 Dislikes
Rating :   189 Votes


Dec
2
2013

Very sexy story


Very sexy story

1 badshah apne sipahiyo ke sath ek
talab par nahane ke liye gaya waha
kuch ladkiya pehle se naha rahi thi
badshah ki sawari aate dekh wo sari
bahar aa gayi unme se ek ladki
badshah ko pasand aa gayi..!!
Badshah apne mahel wapas
aaya,lekin badshah ki nazro ke
samne bar bar usi ladki ki surat aa
rahi thi,uska mann kisi kaam me
nahi lag raha tha,raat hui sari raat
badshah usi ladki ke bare me sochta
raha,subah usne apne sipahiyo ko
hukm diya jao pata karo wo ladki
kaha rehti hai,sipahiyo ne pata
lagaya,
Uss ladki ka baap sunaar tha,
badshah ne sunaar ko darbar me
bulaya.
4 din guzarne k baad bhi sunar
badshah k darbar me nahi
aya,badshah ne dubara bulawa
bheja,is bar 8 din guzar gaye wo
nahi aaya,badshah ko gussa aa gaya
aur usne sunar ko giraftar karne k
liye Sipahi bheje.
Jab woh Sunar k ghar pahuche to
ghar ko Tala laga hua tha,
Badshah ne Sipahiyon ko Hukm diya
ki Sunaar ko dhundo.
Sipahiyo ne sunar ko har jagah
dhunda lekin wo unko kahi nhi mila.
Fir unhone ek tarkeeb nikali aur
ailaan kiya ke jo bhi sunaar ko
dhundne me madat karega use 1kg
sona diya jayega.ek hafta guzar
gaya,
Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.
Fir ailaan kiya gaya ki jo bhi sunaar
ko chupne me madat karega use
sooli pe chadaya jayega.aur ek hafta
guzar gaya,
Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.
Fir 1 mahina guzar gya fir bhi sunar
nhi mila
Fir raja ne ailaan kiya ki agar sunar
nhi mila toh woh pure rajya ko saja
dega fir bhi sunar nahi mila.
Aakhir mei raja ne aas paas ke kahi
rajyo ke raja o se madat maangi,
Unhone bhi sunar ko apne apne
rajya mei dhoonda fir sunar nhi
mila.
Badshah mayus ho gaya,ek din
badshah ne ek sapna dekha sapne
me usi taalab ko dekha aur sapne
me hi daud kar us taalab ke pas
gaya lekin waha bhi koi nahi
tha,udas hokar jab piche palta to ek
gyani baba nazar aaye unhone nadi
ko lag kar ek jhopde ki taraf ishara
kiya aur kaha tujhe jiski talash hai
wo wahi hai,badshah chaunk kar
nind se utha aur apne sipahiyo ko
lekar us talab ke pas gaya,waha wo
sapne wala jhopda use nazar
aaya,badshah khush ho gaya,aur jab
jhopde me ghusa to ek ladki aur aur
ek boodha aadmi nazar aaye,lekin
wo ladki badsurat thi aur uska baap
bhikhari tha.
Ab bhi sunar nahi mila,
Aakhir kar tang aakar badshah ne
apne sipahiyo ko Nakara karar diya
aur case CBI ko saunp diya,
Phir bhi SUNAR nahi MILA,
Aur aakhir Raja ka,uske siphaiyon
ka,dusre rajya walo ka aur CBI walo
ka Sunar ko dhundne me sara Waqt
aise barbad hua jaise Aap ka is
message ko padhne me hua...
jis ka koi matlab nahi.
Hasna mat, mere sath bhi aisa hua
tha..!!
kisi aur ko bhej ke badla le lo! ??
Sunar mil jae to bata dena ushki
ladki bahut khubsurat hai ..!!

Submitted By : ONLY4U
Place : Nashik
826 Likes
710 Dislikes
Rating :   670 Votes


Dec
2
2013

Shortest Joke


Shortest Joke :
Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.:)

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Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. ???????????

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.

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And now the latest & the best of all!!

Imagine, living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy himself!!....

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : INDIA
48 Likes
48 Dislikes
Rating :   147 Votes


Dec
1
2013

Thought of the day


Thought of the day
Smile to atleast 1 unknown person while walking
So that, he forgets his Problems
& starts thinking,''Yeh Bhosdeeka tha kaun ??''??

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : INDIA
92 Likes
37 Dislikes
Rating :   135 Votes


Nov
30
2013

Girls ki Upar ki Sab Cheez B se Shuru hoti hai


Girls ki Upar ki Sab Cheez 'B' se Shuru hoti hai.

Blouse
Bra
Bikini
B_ _bs

Aur

Niche ki 'P' se...

Peticot
Panty
Period
Pu_ _ y.
Is liye admi ko b.p ki bimari hoti hai??
jordar..
market mein naya hai.....
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Submitted By : Ankush
Place : Delhi
234 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   150 Votes