Non Veg Jokes

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Feb
5
2014

NON-VEG SMS KA BAP


NON-VEG SMS KA BAP

Ek Kisaan 1 murga leke aaya. Us murge ne aate hi 150 murgiyo koj chod diya.

Ye dekh kar kishan bahut khush hua. Sham tak us murge ne sari batakho (duck)or Baki janwaro ko b chod diya,

ye dekhkar kishan kuch pareshan hua. Agle din jab subah hui to murga khet me mara pda tha

or upar giddh mandra rhe the. Use dekhkar Kishan bola, "mar gaya bhosdi k,

harkate b to teri aisi thi" tabhi murge ne ek aankh kholi or bola "chup madarchod ,
Acting kar raha hu bhenchod,
inme se ek ko niche to aane de ,
Fir dekh kaisi gaand marta hu @@@@@@@

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
186 Likes
38 Dislikes
Rating :   239 Votes


Feb
5
2014

Chacha Khatiya Kharid Ke Ghar Ja Raha Tha


Chacha Khatiya Kharid Ke Ghar Ja Raha Tha.

1 Dost: Kitne Ki Laye?

Chacha: 800/-

Dost: Marwa Aaye Gaand? 600 Mein To Yahin Mil Jati!

Thoda Aage 1 aur Dost: Kitne ki laye Khatiya?

Chacha: 600 ki.

Dost: Marwa aaye Gaand? 400 ki to yahin mil jati!

Thoda Aage teesra Dost: Kitne ki laye Khatiya?

Chacha: 400 ki.

Dost: Marwa aaye Gaand? 200 ki to yahin mil jati!

Thoda aage ek aur Dost: Kahan se aa rahe ho?

Chacha: Gaand marwa ke!

Dost: Achhaa..!!!!

Khatiya bhi khud ki le gaye the.. !

Submitted By : Vipul
Place : saharanpur
120 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   173 Votes


Jan
31
2014

Menhgai bhut hai


Boy friend to his girlfriend :
Jaaan kitni menhgayi ho gayi hai na,aaj kal chhoti chhoti cheeze kharidna b kitna mushkil hai.

Girl Friend : tu sudhrega nahi kamine,aaj phir meri gaand marega,condom nahi laya na..!!!

Submitted By : 202004sahil
Place : new delhi
85 Likes
73 Dislikes
Rating :   288 Votes


Jan
30
2014

1 Hijde Ne 1 Ladki Set karLi


1 Hijde Ne 1 Ladki Set karLi,
During Sex

Ldki-Dalo Na

Hijda-Dal To Diya

Ldki-Ander To Nhi H

Hijda-kamaal h
Bahar B Nhi H
bhenchod gya kahan.

Submitted By : Vishal
Place : New delhi
96 Likes
35 Dislikes
Rating :   159 Votes


Jan
30
2014

Saare Whatsapp group members ko suchana


Saare Whatsapp group members ko suchana:
Kripaya kisi bhi joke ke peeche "Market me naya aaya hai jaldi fwd karo" ka tag laga ke Dimaag ka bhosda na kare. Hum Chutiye nahi baithe. Hum ko pata hai kaunsa joke naya hai kaunsa purana. Aage se apne aap ko gandu sabit na kare. Dhanyawaad.
Jaldi forward karo
Ye market mein naya aya hai ...

#WeltKaiser?

Submitted By : Samraat
Place : vadodara
46 Likes
72 Dislikes
Rating :   146 Votes


Jan
27
2014

The baap of all shayris


The baap of all shayris
All Non Veg. Funny Shayaris
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Roye Hum Iss Kadar
Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;
Wah Wah!
Roye Hum Iss Kadar
Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;
Ki Woh Khud Apni
Kameez Utarkar Boli;
Daba Le Kamine,
Faltu Mein Natak Mat Kar !!!
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Dil Todne Ki Saja Nahi Milti;
Dil Tutne Ki Wajah Nahi Milti;
Maal To Bahut
Fass Jaate Hain, Mere Dost;
Bas Unhey Thokne Ki Jagah Nahi Milti !!!
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Unki Gali Se Guzre,
To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Unki Gali Se Guzre,
To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Uski Maa Bahar Aa Kar Boli:
Gaand Faad Dungi Bhosdi Ke, Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya !!!
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Nipple Se Tapak
Raha Hai Pasina;
Nipple Se Tapak
Raha Hai Pasina;
Bhigi Hui Gaand
Aur Lathpath Seena;
Aab Tumhi Batao Ghalib;
Itni Garmi Mein Koi
Kaise Thoke Hasina !!!
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Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se
Jo Boob Daba Diye;
Zaara Gaur Farmaiye!
Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se
Jo Boob Daba Diye;
Bhen Ki Lodi Ne
Laat Maar Ke
Hamaare GOTE Suja Diye !!!
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Lund Ki Aawaz Ko
Damdar Kehte Hain;
Fati Choot Ko
Bekaar Kehte Hain;
Sirf Chodne Ka Nam
Mohabbat Nahi Hota;
Kissi Ki Yaadon Mein
Mutth Marne Ko Bhi
Pyaar Kehte Hain !!!

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Unki Aankhon Mein
Ansu Aur Chehre Par Hasi Hai;
Wah Wah! Wah Wah!
Unki Aankhon Mein
Ansu Aur Chehre Par Hasi Hai;
Aisa Lagta Hai Ki
Unki Lulli Zip Mein Fasi Hai !!!
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Chand Dekhkar Sitare Bane;
Aasman Dekhkar Badal Bane;
Nadi Dekhkar Kinare Bane;
Aapke Karname Dekhkar NIRODH Ke Karkhane Bane !!!
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Aaj Uska Dil Phir
Dukha Diya Humne;
Apne Pyaar Ka Karz
Chuka Diya Humne;
Dekar Lalach Usse Kulfi Ka;
Andhere Me Apna Ustaad Chusa Diya Humne !!!
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Woh Hamaari Kabar Pe
Chal Diye Moot Ke;
Chalo Isi Bahane
Darshan Ho Gaye Choot Ke;
Hairless Thi Unki Chikni Choot;
Lekin Ab Kya Fayda
Jab Hum Ban Gaye Bhoot !!!
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Tufaano Mein Chhatri
Nahi Kholi Jaati;
Bra Se Pehle
Panty Nahi Kholi Jaati;
'Viagra' Khana Shuru Kar,
Mere Dost;
Kyunki Zubaan Aur Ungli Se Aurat Nahi Chodi Jaati !!!
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Yaara Teri Yaari Pe
Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
WaCgh Wah!
Pahle Sunn To Le Bhosdi Ke!
Yaara Teri Yaari Pe
Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Lekin Sabne Teri Gaand Maari, Kya Mera Koi Haq Nahi Tha !!

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Submitted By : SD
Place : Jdp
79 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   202 Votes


Jan
24
2014

Suhagrat Par Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Drate Hue Kaha


Suhagrat Par Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Drate Hue Kaha

Pati: ?Shadi Se Pahle Kitni Baar Chudvaya Hai??

Patni: ?Ji Ek Baar Bhi Nahi?

Pati: ?Juth Mat Bol, Mere Pas Ek Meter Hai Laga Ke Check Karu??

Patni: ?Ji, Ek Baar Galti Se Chudva Liya Thha?

Pati: ?Sach Sach Bata, Mere Pass Sach Ka Meter Hai, Lagau Kya??

Patni: ?Mujhe Maaf Kar Do, 10-15 Baar Karwaya?

Pati: ?Sab Sach Sach Bata De, Nahi To Meter Lagane Wala Hun?

Patni Gusse Mein Aakar: ?Aaja Bhonsdi Ke Laga Hi Le Tu Apna Meter, Jitni Baar Mene Chudvaya Hai Na Utne Tere Meter Mein Number Nahi Honge?

Submitted By : Anna Gangwar
Place : Kanpur
130 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   205 Votes


Jan
24
2014

Teacher Ne Class Mein Question Pucha


Teacher Ne Class Mein Question Pucha

Teacher: ?Videsh Ke Bachhe Gore Aur Yahan Ke Kale Kyun Hote Hai?

Santa: ?Madam Ji, Kyun Ki Wahan Ponds Cream Laga Ke Chudayi Hoti Hai Aur Yahan Sarso Ke Tel Se?

Submitted By : Anna Gangwar
Place : Kanpur
72 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   165 Votes