Non Veg Jokes

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Jan
24
2014

Teacher Ne Class Mein Question Pucha


Teacher Ne Class Mein Question Pucha

Teacher: ?Videsh Ke Bachhe Gore Aur Yahan Ke Kale Kyun Hote Hai?

Santa: ?Madam Ji, Kyun Ki Wahan Ponds Cream Laga Ke Chudayi Hoti Hai Aur Yahan Sarso Ke Tel Se?

Submitted By : Anna Gangwar
Place : Kanpur
71 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   165 Votes


Jan
24
2014

Ek Sachhi Gatna Delhi Ki


Ek Sachhi Gatna Delhi Ki,

Ek Gareeb Ladke Ko Raste Mein Jaate Hue Chirag Mila,

Usne Uthaya Aur Ragad Diya.. Zordar Dhamaka Hua

Khud Mar Gaya, Aas Paas Ke 9 Logo Ki Gaand Fatt Gayi Aur 15 Ke Lund Udd Gaye

Moral: ?Aladin Ka Zamana Gaya Bhonsdi Walo, Lawaris Cheezo Se Durr Raho ? Delhi Police?

Submitted By : Anna Gangwar
Place : Kanpur
57 Likes
27 Dislikes
Rating :   112 Votes


Jan
23
2014

Ek Kavita mere Madarchod Dosto ke liye


Ek Kavita mere Madarchod Dosto ke liye

Tu Dost hai mera,

Tujh pe Jaan waar dunga,

Magar zyada uchhlega to

teri Gaand maar dunga.!

Tu dikhta hai achcha

Tu likhta hai achcha

Tu padhta hai achcha

Tu ladhta hai achcha,

Tujh se jo Panga lega

Uski main Phaad dunga!!

Magar zyada uchlega to

teri Gaand mar dunga.!

Tu maang le Jaan,

Tu maang le Aan,

Ladki ka Number ho,

Ya Randi ki Gaand,

Tere liye sab tere darr pe utaar dunga

Magar zyada uchhlega to ..!

Hass mat Laude

Teri Gaand mar dunga !!!

Abe O zatu, Zabardast Sher Sun

Sher Bhi Tu,

Cheeta Bhi Tu

Land mera chus k pita bhi Tu,

ek aur sun gandu

Kutta B Tu,

Kamina B Tu-

Mere Jhatt K Baal ka Pasina bhi tu.,

Abe Ek aur sun madarjaat

Muh me tu choot me tu..

Mere lund se nikla muth hai tu..

sun re bhadve

Ek aur sun

Chameli bhi tu.,

Gulab bhi tu.,

Mere gand se nikla julab bhi tu..

aaya na maza

Dimag b tu.,

Khopdi b tu.,

Rando ki chudi hui bosdi hai tu..

Chal ek aur..

Coke b tu.,

Fanta b tu,

Mere niche latakta ghanta bhi tu..

sun o chutiye ek aur sun..

Lund b tu land se nikli moot ki dhar b tu,..

PAR MERA SABSE PYARA YAAR Bhi tu

Santa- Ye kya Chutiyagiri he?

Benchod,

islam NA mano to GALA katega

OR mano to LawDA..

Submitted By : sameer bhosle
Place : parbhani
54 Likes
90 Dislikes
Rating :   113 Votes


Jan
18
2014

Rah Chalti Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Ladka Shayari


Rah Chalti Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Ladka Shayari
Ke Andaz Mein Bola: Kash Main Tumhare Hasen Honton
Ki Lip Stick Hota

Ladki Ne Huste Hue Jawab Diya: Shukar Karo Nahi Ho Warna Roz
Kisi K
lund Pe Lage Hotey.

Submitted By : Deepak
Place : Noida
120 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   205 Votes


Jan
18
2014

Dr-Aj hospital me ek bahut azeeb dead body ayi


Dr:-Aj hospital me ek bahut azeeb dead body ayi.
Biwi:-Kaisi azeeb thi?
Dr:-Uska lund 14 inch ka tha.
Biwi:-HeyRam!!Rana Ganj k Thakur SAHAB To nahi mar gaye?


Teacher: bacho batao ZIMMEDAARI kya hoti hai.
ladka: mam agar aapke blouse ke 3 me se do button toot jaye to saari ZIMMEDAARI aapke teesre button pe aa jati hai.

Submitted By : Deepak
Place : Noida
61 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   135 Votes


Jan
7
2014

Ek chorni pakdi gayi


Ek chorni pakdi gayi
Constable:apki statement leni hai andar
chalo n fucked her.
Head constable aur ASI ne bhi yehi kiya.
Sham ko ladki ko megistrate Ke pass le jaya
gaya.
Magistrate-tumhari statement leni hai, kuch
kehna chaahogi?
Chorni- sir aaj to STATEMENT sooj gayi hai,
kal le lena..
?????????

Submitted By : Nishar
Place : Delhi
102 Likes
68 Dislikes
Rating :   238 Votes


Dec
29
2013

Teacher - Sania Mirza kaun hai


Teacher - Sania Mirza kaun hai?

Me - Tennis player

Teacher - Very good. Aur Sunny Leone?

Me- T ki jagah P laga do.

*slaps*
*suspended for a year*

Submitted By : tanuj
Place : ghaziabad
225 Likes
43 Dislikes
Rating :   420 Votes


Dec
21
2013

A lawyer came home after having sex in his car


A lawyer came home after having sex in his car.

Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.

The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv been screwing ur secretary.

Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch u hv just destroyed d only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. U can now forget abt diamond necklace u were asking for,

Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair d torn pieces & lawyer walked away wid a smile...

Moral: Start studying LAW

Submitted By : Morningstar
Place : Noida
107 Likes
50 Dislikes
Rating :   300 Votes