Non Veg Jokes

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Jun
25
2014

Pappu Ne FM Radio Station Call ki Hello Ji ye


Pappu Ne "FM Radio Station" Call ki : Hello.. Ji ye 98.9 FM Radio Station Hai ?
RJ: Ji Haan
Pappu: Meri awaaz Pura Shehar Sun Raha Hai ?
R.J: Haan ji Haan. Bilkul :|
Pappu: Yani Ghar Mein Jo Meri Behan Radio Sunn Rahi Hai.. Wo Bhi Sun Rahi Hogi?
R.J (Ghusse me) : Haan be Haaan
Pappu: Hello Pinki! Agar Meri Aawaz Sun Rahi Hai.. Toh Jaldi Se Motor Chala de.
Main Upar Chhat Par.. Toilet Mein Baitha Hun aur Paani Khatam Ho Gaya Hai aur Tera Phone Switch Off aa Rha Hai......

Submitted By : aarav singh
Place : new delhi
56 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Jun
25
2014

Dost Tera Naam Main Kya Rakhu


Dost Tera Naam Main Kya Rakhu;
Sapna Rakhu Toh Andhura Rahega;
Dil Rakhu Toh Kahin Tut Na Jaye;
Fir Socha Ke:
Lauda Rakhu - Jarurat Padegi Tab
Khada Toh Rahega!

Submitted By : Deep
Place : Jalandhar
32 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   41 Votes


Jun
23
2014

Harbhajan Singh having sex With Bipasha Basu


Harbhajan Singh having sex With Bipasha Basu..

(Harbhajan keeps his penis on right thigh of bipasha)

Bipasha : Paji bhosde me dalo

Harbhajan : Ruk bhen ki lodi abhi dekh off spin hoyega .... ???

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
57 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   62 Votes


Jun
22
2014

Madam English me kamar ko waist kyu kehte hai


Madam: English me kamar ko waist kyu kehte hai..??
Brilliant Santa: Kaam ki chiz to uske upar aur neeche hoti h..?
Beech me kamar to waste hi hoti hai na..

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
34 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   57 Votes


Jun
19
2014

Sasur bahu


Saas balcony mein kapde sukha rahi thi.... Tabhi sasur-ye kale kale kapde kiske hain? Saas-ye bahu ki panty aur bra hain. Sasur-acha acha,inhe pehne bahu ko kabhi nahi dekha ,isliye puch raha tha

Submitted By : Kartik Kumar
Place : Bhubaneswar
50 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   75 Votes


Jun
19
2014

Awesome line said by Friends to his heart broken


Awesome line said by Friends to his heart broken friend...

"Chod yaar,
Bina bra k ball nahi sambhal sakati..

wo tera dil kaise sambhalegi...!!."???

Submitted By : sam
Place : mumbai
29 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes


Jun
18
2014

Arey football world cup se yaad aaya


Arey football world cup se yaad aaya








































Ayesha takia kaha hai aajkal

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
31 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   59 Votes


Jun
18
2014

Saasbahu sasur


Ek baar saas balcony mein kapde sukha rahi thi. Sasur-ye kali kali kapde kiske hain. Saas-ye bahu ki panty aur bra hain. Sasur-accha accha,inhe bahu ko pehne hue kabhi nahi dekha na,isliye puch raha tha........

Submitted By : Kartik Kumar
Place : Bhubaneswar
20 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes