Non Veg Jokes

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Mar
23
2014

surprise


Ladka-Ladki Hotel Ke Room Mein Jate Hai.
Jate Hi Ladka Apni Pant Utarata Hai Aur Ladki Dekhte Hi
Bolti Hai
Ladki: “Yeh Kya? Condom Kahan Hai? ”
Ladka: “ Surprise…. Aaj Bina Condom Ke Hi Karenge ”
Ladki: “Bahan Chod Agar Main 9 Mahine Baad
Surprise Doon To Fir Lund Jaisa Muh Mat Bana
Liyo“

Submitted By : Naughty Golu
Place : india
48 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   78 Votes


Mar
23
2014

dirty joke


Chodumal Khan Sahab Apni Girlfriend Ke Chhod Jane Ke
Bad Uski Yaad Mein Dube Rahte Thhe.
Aur Isi Baat Pe Ek Din Unhone Shayari Likh Di.
Zindagi Par Blue Filmo Ka Saaya Hai,
Choot Ka Sukh Humne Kaha Paya Hai,
Hum To Sust Rahte Hai Kisi Ki Yaad Mein.
Log Samjhte Hai Ki Aaj Fir Muth Mar Ke Aya Hai

Submitted By : Naughty Golu
Place : india
38 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   48 Votes


Mar
23
2014

Ek totla taxi wala 3 girl ko leke jaa raha tha


Ek totla taxi wala 3 girl ko leke jaa raha tha !!!
Police :- in girl's ko leke kaha jaa rahe ho ??
Totla :- chodne !!
Police :- kya bakwash kar rahe ho !!
Totla :- ek ko baag me chodna hai , ek ko ghar pe chodna hai ... Itne me ek girl boli kya bakwas kar rahe ho ?
Totla :- chup chap betho verna tujhe idher hi chod dunga !!

Submitted By : Aliasgar
Place : Palanpur
56 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   54 Votes


Mar
20
2014

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha


School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! -)

Submitted By : Aman Singhal
Place : Muzaffarnagar
45 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   83 Votes


Mar
19
2014

Love Marriage ka faida


Love Marriage ka faida..!!
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Shadi ki Raat Sharmaney me time
waste
Nahi hota..

Submitted By : sumit
Place : Gwl
158 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   147 Votes


Mar
16
2014

CONDOM ka full form batao


CONDOM ka full form batao?
1 Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya
C.Control
O.On
N.Natural
D.Drops
O.Of
M.Man?s Leakage.

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma 8904576450
Place : Samba ( Mandhera )
49 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   51 Votes


Mar
14
2014

Santa Ke Suhagrat Pe Light Nahin Thi


Santa Ke Suhagrat Pe Light Nahin Thi...!
NO.1 JOKE
Santa Naukar Se Bola:
Tu Lalten Pakad, Main SEX Karta Hoon..

Naukar Ne Lalten Pakdi Aur Santa
SEX Karne Laga..!

Santa Biwi Se: Maza Aaya.?

Biwi: Nahin..

Santa Ne Phir Koshish Ki Aur Phir
Biwi Se Pucha: Ab Maza Aaya.?

Biwi: Nahin..

Santa Naukar Ko Bola: Yeh Lalten Mujhe De,
Main Pakadta Hoon.. Tum SEX karo..

Naukar Shuru Huwa..!

Jab Kaam Khatam Huwa To Santa Ne
Biwi Se Pucha: Ab Maza aaya..??

Biwi Boli: Haan Bahut Maza Aaya..

Santa Naukar ko Thappad Mar Ke
Bola: Dekha Chutiye.... Aise Pakadte Hain Lalten.!

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
229 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   317 Votes


Mar
8
2014

Ldka ldki


Ldka & ldki

Dono Bister par so rahe the ..
To ladke ka rommnce krne ka man huaa
To ldka ..ldki se bola
Hmare ummidwar
ko aapke ilake me khada kar sakte hai..???
To ladki gusse se boli .
Nahi....
To ladka chup ho gya ..or
Use cntrol nahi hora tha ....to
? Hilake so gya...
...Thodi der Bad ladki ..ladke se boli ....Aapka ummidwar humare ilake me khada kr skte ho.........To ladka bola koi jarurat nhi h.......
Humre ummidwar ne congress? k sath gathbandhan kr liya h...
..????????

Submitted By : Ashutosh
Place : Kabnoor
115 Likes
27 Dislikes
Rating :   178 Votes