Non Veg Jokes

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Apr
26
2015

Six year old Kid looking at Moms ID card


Six year old Kid looking at Mom's ID card...
SEX - F
He laughs
Mom : Whats so funny ?
Kid : I can't believe you are so bad in Sex
You Failed in it!!

Husband Died Laughing

Submitted By : Shivam
Place : mathura
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
26
2015

Funniest msg of 2015


Funniest msg of 2015:

Why Bums are split vertically?

Coz if they were split horizontaly, they would clap when you run down the stairs!

Stop imagining!

Submitted By : Shivam
Place : mathura
15 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
24
2015

Sunny leone is casted in the sequel of hum aapke


Sunny leone is casted in the sequel of hum aapke hai kaun.. With family song..

Bhabi tum khushiyon ka khajana #Dick tana dick tana
a dick tana

Submitted By : krishhhh
Place : mumbai
10 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
23
2015

ek aalasi shayar


एक आलसी शायर ने अर्ज किया हें.......


समंदर किनारे बैठा हूँ,

कभी तो लहर आयेगी






























उसमें हग दूँगा,
गांड भी धुल जाएगी

Submitted By : kamlesh
Place : sonkachchh
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
22
2015

Ladka ladki sex kar rahe the Achanak ladki


Ladka & ladki sex kar rahe the. Achanak ladki
ka husband aa gaya.
Ladki ne ladke ko almari me chhupa dia but
uski gotiyaaa darwaze ke bahar reh gayi.
Husband:ye kya hai?
Wife: ye maine nayi bell lagwayi hai.
Husband ne hila kar dekha, koi aawaj ni aayi,
zor se hilaya phir bhi koi aawaj nahi ayi.
Phir usne zor se mukka mara to ladka almari
se bahar akar rote hue bola.
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Tingtong re madarchod Tingtong!!!...

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
31 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Apr
20
2015

Dr Giving Lecture


Dr. Giving Lecture.....!
Sex ke Time Condom use karne se Enjoyment me koi fark nahi padta..!!
Ek Girl: Polythene me Rasgulla daal ke Choos kar dekh, tab pata chalega, chutiya kahi ka!:

Submitted By : Sushil Pathak
Place : Delhi/NCR
37 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Apr
20
2015

Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend


Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath karne ke baad...

Santa bola: "Ab tum 3 ghante mujhe dekh nahi paogi"

GF: "Kyun? Kahin ja rahe ho kya?"

Santa: "Nahi janu, Ab palat jao"..

Submitted By : Sushil Pathak
Place : Delhi/NCR
39 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Apr
6
2015

Baba lundes ke dura


Baba lundes ke dura

Me or mera lund aksar tanhai me ye bate karte hai


























Ki aj kisko soch kar mutthi mari jaye...

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
13 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes