Non Veg Jokes

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Jan
30
2014

1 Hijde Ne 1 Ladki Set karLi


1 Hijde Ne 1 Ladki Set karLi,
During Sex

Ldki-Dalo Na

Hijda-Dal To Diya

Ldki-Ander To Nhi H

Hijda-kamaal h
Bahar B Nhi H
bhenchod gya kahan.

Submitted By : Vishal
Place : New delhi
95 Likes
35 Dislikes
Rating :   158 Votes


Jan
30
2014

Saare Whatsapp group members ko suchana


Saare Whatsapp group members ko suchana:
Kripaya kisi bhi joke ke peeche "Market me naya aaya hai jaldi fwd karo" ka tag laga ke Dimaag ka bhosda na kare. Hum Chutiye nahi baithe. Hum ko pata hai kaunsa joke naya hai kaunsa purana. Aage se apne aap ko gandu sabit na kare. Dhanyawaad.
Jaldi forward karo
Ye market mein naya aya hai ...

#WeltKaiser?

Submitted By : Samraat
Place : vadodara
46 Likes
70 Dislikes
Rating :   146 Votes


Jan
27
2014

The baap of all shayris


The baap of all shayris
All Non Veg. Funny Shayaris
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Roye Hum Iss Kadar
Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;
Wah Wah!
Roye Hum Iss Kadar
Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;
Ki Woh Khud Apni
Kameez Utarkar Boli;
Daba Le Kamine,
Faltu Mein Natak Mat Kar !!!
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Dil Todne Ki Saja Nahi Milti;
Dil Tutne Ki Wajah Nahi Milti;
Maal To Bahut
Fass Jaate Hain, Mere Dost;
Bas Unhey Thokne Ki Jagah Nahi Milti !!!
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Unki Gali Se Guzre,
To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Unki Gali Se Guzre,
To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Uski Maa Bahar Aa Kar Boli:
Gaand Faad Dungi Bhosdi Ke, Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya !!!
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Nipple Se Tapak
Raha Hai Pasina;
Nipple Se Tapak
Raha Hai Pasina;
Bhigi Hui Gaand
Aur Lathpath Seena;
Aab Tumhi Batao Ghalib;
Itni Garmi Mein Koi
Kaise Thoke Hasina !!!
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Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se
Jo Boob Daba Diye;
Zaara Gaur Farmaiye!
Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se
Jo Boob Daba Diye;
Bhen Ki Lodi Ne
Laat Maar Ke
Hamaare GOTE Suja Diye !!!
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Lund Ki Aawaz Ko
Damdar Kehte Hain;
Fati Choot Ko
Bekaar Kehte Hain;
Sirf Chodne Ka Nam
Mohabbat Nahi Hota;
Kissi Ki Yaadon Mein
Mutth Marne Ko Bhi
Pyaar Kehte Hain !!!

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Unki Aankhon Mein
Ansu Aur Chehre Par Hasi Hai;
Wah Wah! Wah Wah!
Unki Aankhon Mein
Ansu Aur Chehre Par Hasi Hai;
Aisa Lagta Hai Ki
Unki Lulli Zip Mein Fasi Hai !!!
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Chand Dekhkar Sitare Bane;
Aasman Dekhkar Badal Bane;
Nadi Dekhkar Kinare Bane;
Aapke Karname Dekhkar NIRODH Ke Karkhane Bane !!!
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Aaj Uska Dil Phir
Dukha Diya Humne;
Apne Pyaar Ka Karz
Chuka Diya Humne;
Dekar Lalach Usse Kulfi Ka;
Andhere Me Apna Ustaad Chusa Diya Humne !!!
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Woh Hamaari Kabar Pe
Chal Diye Moot Ke;
Chalo Isi Bahane
Darshan Ho Gaye Choot Ke;
Hairless Thi Unki Chikni Choot;
Lekin Ab Kya Fayda
Jab Hum Ban Gaye Bhoot !!!
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Tufaano Mein Chhatri
Nahi Kholi Jaati;
Bra Se Pehle
Panty Nahi Kholi Jaati;
'Viagra' Khana Shuru Kar,
Mere Dost;
Kyunki Zubaan Aur Ungli Se Aurat Nahi Chodi Jaati !!!
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Yaara Teri Yaari Pe
Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
WaCgh Wah!
Pahle Sunn To Le Bhosdi Ke!
Yaara Teri Yaari Pe
Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Lekin Sabne Teri Gaand Maari, Kya Mera Koi Haq Nahi Tha !!

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Submitted By : SD
Place : Jdp
79 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   202 Votes


Jan
24
2014

Suhagrat Par Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Drate Hue Kaha


Suhagrat Par Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Drate Hue Kaha

Pati: ?Shadi Se Pahle Kitni Baar Chudvaya Hai??

Patni: ?Ji Ek Baar Bhi Nahi?

Pati: ?Juth Mat Bol, Mere Pas Ek Meter Hai Laga Ke Check Karu??

Patni: ?Ji, Ek Baar Galti Se Chudva Liya Thha?

Pati: ?Sach Sach Bata, Mere Pass Sach Ka Meter Hai, Lagau Kya??

Patni: ?Mujhe Maaf Kar Do, 10-15 Baar Karwaya?

Pati: ?Sab Sach Sach Bata De, Nahi To Meter Lagane Wala Hun?

Patni Gusse Mein Aakar: ?Aaja Bhonsdi Ke Laga Hi Le Tu Apna Meter, Jitni Baar Mene Chudvaya Hai Na Utne Tere Meter Mein Number Nahi Honge?

Submitted By : Anna Gangwar
Place : Kanpur
129 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   205 Votes


Jan
24
2014

Teacher Ne Class Mein Question Pucha


Teacher Ne Class Mein Question Pucha

Teacher: ?Videsh Ke Bachhe Gore Aur Yahan Ke Kale Kyun Hote Hai?

Santa: ?Madam Ji, Kyun Ki Wahan Ponds Cream Laga Ke Chudayi Hoti Hai Aur Yahan Sarso Ke Tel Se?

Submitted By : Anna Gangwar
Place : Kanpur
71 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   165 Votes


Jan
24
2014

Ek Sachhi Gatna Delhi Ki


Ek Sachhi Gatna Delhi Ki,

Ek Gareeb Ladke Ko Raste Mein Jaate Hue Chirag Mila,

Usne Uthaya Aur Ragad Diya.. Zordar Dhamaka Hua

Khud Mar Gaya, Aas Paas Ke 9 Logo Ki Gaand Fatt Gayi Aur 15 Ke Lund Udd Gaye

Moral: ?Aladin Ka Zamana Gaya Bhonsdi Walo, Lawaris Cheezo Se Durr Raho ? Delhi Police?

Submitted By : Anna Gangwar
Place : Kanpur
57 Likes
27 Dislikes
Rating :   112 Votes


Jan
23
2014

Ek Kavita mere Madarchod Dosto ke liye


Ek Kavita mere Madarchod Dosto ke liye

Tu Dost hai mera,

Tujh pe Jaan waar dunga,

Magar zyada uchhlega to

teri Gaand maar dunga.!

Tu dikhta hai achcha

Tu likhta hai achcha

Tu padhta hai achcha

Tu ladhta hai achcha,

Tujh se jo Panga lega

Uski main Phaad dunga!!

Magar zyada uchlega to

teri Gaand mar dunga.!

Tu maang le Jaan,

Tu maang le Aan,

Ladki ka Number ho,

Ya Randi ki Gaand,

Tere liye sab tere darr pe utaar dunga

Magar zyada uchhlega to ..!

Hass mat Laude

Teri Gaand mar dunga !!!

Abe O zatu, Zabardast Sher Sun

Sher Bhi Tu,

Cheeta Bhi Tu

Land mera chus k pita bhi Tu,

ek aur sun gandu

Kutta B Tu,

Kamina B Tu-

Mere Jhatt K Baal ka Pasina bhi tu.,

Abe Ek aur sun madarjaat

Muh me tu choot me tu..

Mere lund se nikla muth hai tu..

sun re bhadve

Ek aur sun

Chameli bhi tu.,

Gulab bhi tu.,

Mere gand se nikla julab bhi tu..

aaya na maza

Dimag b tu.,

Khopdi b tu.,

Rando ki chudi hui bosdi hai tu..

Chal ek aur..

Coke b tu.,

Fanta b tu,

Mere niche latakta ghanta bhi tu..

sun o chutiye ek aur sun..

Lund b tu land se nikli moot ki dhar b tu,..

PAR MERA SABSE PYARA YAAR Bhi tu

Santa- Ye kya Chutiyagiri he?

Benchod,

islam NA mano to GALA katega

OR mano to LawDA..

Submitted By : sameer bhosle
Place : parbhani
54 Likes
90 Dislikes
Rating :   113 Votes


Jan
18
2014

Rah Chalti Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Ladka Shayari


Rah Chalti Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Ladka Shayari
Ke Andaz Mein Bola: Kash Main Tumhare Hasen Honton
Ki Lip Stick Hota

Ladki Ne Huste Hue Jawab Diya: Shukar Karo Nahi Ho Warna Roz
Kisi K
lund Pe Lage Hotey.

Submitted By : Deepak
Place : Noida
120 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   205 Votes