Non Veg Jokes

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Feb
20
2014

NON-VAG JOKES KE BAP


NON-VAG JOKES KE BAP

Boy: Chalo day night match khelte hai.
Girl: Nahi, 3 din ke bad.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Pitch abhi gili hai, tum chaho to
wollyboll khel sakte.
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Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!
CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND &
BIWI ?
Sari Class chup ho gayi
itne mein Pappu bola:
Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid,unlimetd
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Lover: Darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi
pahenti?
Lady: Mere husband ko maine
VACHAN de rakha hai kiy..
usske alawa kisi ke bhi samne Chaddi
nahi utaarungi.
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1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote hui boli
?Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha?
Santa ne Hosla diya
?Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE
tab dekh lena?.
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Banta: Ek white colour ka condom
dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar
gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

ha ha ha

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
174 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   504 Votes


Feb
16
2014

GAND ke sath aksar ye ghatana ghat jati hai


GAND ke sath aksar ye ghatana ghat jati hai
Wah wah!
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GAND ke sath aksar ye ghatna ghat jati hai.
Musibat koso door hoti hai, BAHENCHOD. GAND Pahle Phat jati hai

Submitted By : deepak
Place : new delhi
137 Likes
31 Dislikes
Rating :   191 Votes


Feb
10
2014

Mobile kya hai


Mobile kya hai?
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Answr dhund rhe ho kya?

Ye hath me kya lauda pakda huwa hai?
Kaise kaise gandu dost hai yaar

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
149 Likes
155 Dislikes
Rating :   362 Votes


Feb
10
2014

Kavitri ki


Kavitri ki
Suhagrat k Baad
Uski Saheli ne Pucha-

Kaisi Rhi ?

Wo Boli-

Aaye The Wo Der se, Dil Jala Diya,

Pehle Kiye, Darwaza Band,

Fir Deepak Bujha Diya,

Pahle Dabane Lage Mamme Tatol kr,

Fir Khelne Lage Chaddi Khol kr,

Ek Jung Aesi Chhidi Palang pr,

Gole Wali Top Rakh di Surang par,

Mila Sirf 9 Minute ka Mja,

Ab Bhogni hai 9 Mahine ki Saja.

9 Mahine Baad Aisa Hoga Visfoat,

Jo Ban Jayega DESH ke Liye 1 Aur VOTE...

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
277 Likes
27 Dislikes
Rating :   325 Votes


Feb
10
2014

NON-VAG JOKES KA BAP


NON-VAG JOKES KA BAP
Jungle me ek shikari ko shikar ni mila to wo muth marne baith gya.
ek sher ne ye dekha to bhagte huye sare janwaro se bola jisko apni jaan pyari hain bhaag jao.
lomdi boli kya hua?
sher bola main ek se ek shikari dekhe pr aisa shikari nhi dekha jo itni chhoti gun ko 60-70 dafa load kr chuka ho
pta ni sala ktne fire krega..

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
195 Likes
41 Dislikes
Rating :   311 Votes


Feb
5
2014

NON-VEG SMS KA BAP


NON-VEG SMS KA BAP

Ek Kisaan 1 murga leke aaya. Us murge ne aate hi 150 murgiyo koj chod diya.

Ye dekh kar kishan bahut khush hua. Sham tak us murge ne sari batakho (duck)or Baki janwaro ko b chod diya,

ye dekhkar kishan kuch pareshan hua. Agle din jab subah hui to murga khet me mara pda tha

or upar giddh mandra rhe the. Use dekhkar Kishan bola, "mar gaya bhosdi k,

harkate b to teri aisi thi" tabhi murge ne ek aankh kholi or bola "chup madarchod ,
Acting kar raha hu bhenchod,
inme se ek ko niche to aane de ,
Fir dekh kaisi gaand marta hu @@@@@@@

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
187 Likes
38 Dislikes
Rating :   239 Votes


Feb
5
2014

Chacha Khatiya Kharid Ke Ghar Ja Raha Tha


Chacha Khatiya Kharid Ke Ghar Ja Raha Tha.

1 Dost: Kitne Ki Laye?

Chacha: 800/-

Dost: Marwa Aaye Gaand? 600 Mein To Yahin Mil Jati!

Thoda Aage 1 aur Dost: Kitne ki laye Khatiya?

Chacha: 600 ki.

Dost: Marwa aaye Gaand? 400 ki to yahin mil jati!

Thoda Aage teesra Dost: Kitne ki laye Khatiya?

Chacha: 400 ki.

Dost: Marwa aaye Gaand? 200 ki to yahin mil jati!

Thoda aage ek aur Dost: Kahan se aa rahe ho?

Chacha: Gaand marwa ke!

Dost: Achhaa..!!!!

Khatiya bhi khud ki le gaye the.. !

Submitted By : Vipul
Place : saharanpur
120 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   173 Votes


Jan
31
2014

Menhgai bhut hai


Boy friend to his girlfriend :
Jaaan kitni menhgayi ho gayi hai na,aaj kal chhoti chhoti cheeze kharidna b kitna mushkil hai.

Girl Friend : tu sudhrega nahi kamine,aaj phir meri gaand marega,condom nahi laya na..!!!

Submitted By : 202004sahil
Place : new delhi
85 Likes
73 Dislikes
Rating :   290 Votes