Non Veg Jokes

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Feb
6
2015

Boyfriend Hi baby My Shona Baby My Darling


Boyfriend: Hi baby... My Shona Baby.... My Darling....

Girlfriend: Kiska ghar khaali hai ab? 


Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Feb
6
2015

Shehii darling


She:"hii darling"

He:"hii honey"

She: "kuch puchna tha"

He: "haan puchna baby"

She:"14th ko kaha jana hai"

He: "kis khushi me"

She: " भूल गया क्या लवडे"
He : "what?

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Feb
6
2015

Boy to a girl on Facebook


Boy to a girl on Facebook

Boy:- Hi

Girl:- I have a boyfriend

Boy:- हाय बोल्लो हाय फ़क्त........
चड्डी काढून बोचा दाखवायला नाही सांगितला.......



Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Feb
5
2015

i love u


i love u
i love u
i love u
i love u
i love u
i love u.
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oohh shitt main ta sms kidre hor krna c

Submitted By : Manjit
Place : punjab
7 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Feb
2
2015

When Bollywood stars Rajesh Khanna Jagjit Singh


When Bollywood stars Rajesh Khanna, Jagjit Singh and Dev Anand died... news channels played their videos as a sign of tribute to them.I just wonder what will happen when Sunny Leone dies.

Submitted By : abid khan
Place : maharashtra
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
28
2015

ek baar santa ka pramotion inspector se dsp mein


ek baar santa ka pramotion inspector se dsp mein ho gaya...aur ussi din uski wife behosh ho gayi.
Socho,usne ye baat usse kaise batai ho gi???
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Santa: wife se, ab tumhe dsp ke saath sona padega

Submitted By : parveen
Place : gurgaon
10 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
28
2015

Dhobi police se Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti


Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo!

Submitted By : parveen
Place : gurgaon
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
28
2015

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बेचारी इंडियन भाभी -
धोबी - भाभी जी, कपड़ेय
निकाल कर रक्खो,
मैं थोड़ी देर में आता हु .....
पेपर वाला - भाभी जी,
काल आप सो रही थी,
बिना डिस्टर्ब किये
नीचेय से डाल दिया था.....
फ्रूट वाला - भाभी जी,
केले का साइज़ तो देखो,
जी खुश हो जायेगा....
इन बॅंक - भाभी जी,
सो सो के दू, चलेगा क्या..?
Xerox वाला - भाभी जी,
आगे-पीछे दोनो साइड से
करना है, या एक साइड से..?
ऑटो वाला - भाभी जी,
अंदर छोड़ दू या
बाहर ही छोड़ दू .....
Finally innocent लिफ्ट मॅन - भाभी जी,
कोनसा दबाउ.....

Submitted By : parveen
Place : gurgaon
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes