Non Veg Jokes

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Mar
8
2014

Ldka ldki


Ldka & ldki

Dono Bister par so rahe the ..
To ladke ka rommnce krne ka man huaa
To ldka ..ldki se bola
Hmare ummidwar
ko aapke ilake me khada kar sakte hai..???
To ladki gusse se boli .
Nahi....
To ladka chup ho gya ..or
Use cntrol nahi hora tha ....to
? Hilake so gya...
...Thodi der Bad ladki ..ladke se boli ....Aapka ummidwar humare ilake me khada kr skte ho.........To ladka bola koi jarurat nhi h.......
Humre ummidwar ne congress? k sath gathbandhan kr liya h...
..????????

Submitted By : Ashutosh
Place : Kabnoor
115 Likes
27 Dislikes
Rating :   178 Votes


Mar
3
2014

A Refrigerator Can Change A Liquid To Solid


A Refrigerator Can Change A Liquid To Solid.
A Stove Can Change A Liquid To Gas.
But
Only A Girl Can Change A Liquid To Baby

Submitted By : HARISH
Place : pehowa
75 Likes
43 Dislikes
Rating :   157 Votes


Mar
3
2014

SantaKe Ghar Ek Kuttiya Thi Aur Vo Pregnant Thi


SantaKe Ghar Ek Kuttiya Thi Aur Vo Pregnant Thi,
Santa Roj Bhagwan Se Prathna Karta Tha Ke: ?Hey Bhagwan Kutta Ya Kuttiya Hi Ho?
Banta Ne Ek Din Use Ye Kahte Suna To Badi Hairani Se Bola.
Banta: ?Abe Is mein Mangne Wali Kya Baat Hai? Kutta Ya Kutti Hi To Honge?
Santa Sharmate Hue: ?Nahi Yaar, Beech-Beech Mein Main Bhi Pange Le Liya Karta Tha

Submitted By : HARISH
Place : pehowa
64 Likes
40 Dislikes
Rating :   136 Votes


Feb
28
2014

Ultimate one


Ultimate one !!!
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Santa to Dad: I have the biggest Penis in class. Is it because I am Punjabi?

Dad: Behenchod ! It's because you are 18 & still in 5th class ???

Submitted By : Neel
Place : Silvassa
87 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   132 Votes


Feb
27
2014

9927060099


Once 2 Children were playing under blanket on a bed
1-do you know,I am a boy,What r u?
2-I don't know
(The first boy went under the blanket and checked something and said)
1-You r a girl
2-How?

CAN U TELL WHAT HE CHECKED

Submitted By : vijender kumar
Place : saharanpur
31 Likes
83 Dislikes
Rating :   114 Votes


Feb
24
2014

All time best


All time best?
Husband: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??

Wife: What. . .?? Where. . .??Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying I will kill you if u dont stop calling our children - defective Condoms.
??

Submitted By : Vishal
Place : New delhi
52 Likes
42 Dislikes
Rating :   140 Votes


Feb
20
2014

NON-VAG JOKES KE BAP


NON-VAG JOKES KE BAP

Boy: Chalo day night match khelte hai.
Girl: Nahi, 3 din ke bad.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Pitch abhi gili hai, tum chaho to
wollyboll khel sakte.
****

Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!
CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND &
BIWI ?
Sari Class chup ho gayi
itne mein Pappu bola:
Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid,unlimetd
****


Lover: Darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi
pahenti?
Lady: Mere husband ko maine
VACHAN de rakha hai kiy..
usske alawa kisi ke bhi samne Chaddi
nahi utaarungi.
****

1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote hui boli
?Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha?
Santa ne Hosla diya
?Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE
tab dekh lena?.
*****


Banta: Ek white colour ka condom
dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar
gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

ha ha ha

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
176 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   505 Votes


Feb
16
2014

GAND ke sath aksar ye ghatana ghat jati hai


GAND ke sath aksar ye ghatana ghat jati hai
Wah wah!
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GAND ke sath aksar ye ghatna ghat jati hai.
Musibat koso door hoti hai, BAHENCHOD. GAND Pahle Phat jati hai

Submitted By : deepak
Place : new delhi
138 Likes
31 Dislikes
Rating :   191 Votes