Non Veg Jokes

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Nov
12
2013

Biwi Ho Toh Aisi


Biwi Ho Toh Aisi!

Wife: Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai ! Maine fridge mein beers and fresh fruit salad and bana ke rakha hai.

Room freshner side table par hai. Dotted condoms bed ke neeche hain.

Nahane ka soap, lime fragrance waala, aur new towel bhi nikaal ke rakh diya hai hai.

Main bachchon ko leker mummy ji ke yahan jaa rahi hoon, kal shaam tak aa jaungi. Program mein koi change ho toh inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi...!

Isko kahte hain - "Mungerilal ke haseen sapne...!!"

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
43 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   107 Votes


Nov
11
2013

3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the


?3 kaale dost ??????ek sath ja rahe the.?

Raste me ek pari milti hai,?
Pari- "ek-ek wish batao main poori karugi." ?
??1st.-"Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo." Pari ne kar dia. ?

??2nd- "mujhe bhi aisa kar do." Pari ne kar diya. ?


??3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola........????
" Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo......????

Moral- Har ek Friend kamina hota hai....

dedicated to all kamine friends..
??????????????

Submitted By : varsh jain MR'ATTITUDE
Place : mumbai
108 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   104 Votes


Nov
10
2013

Ladki apne Boyfrnd se -


Ladki apne Boyfrnd se -
Mene 4 Boys se Sex kiya, to me Randi... Aur tumne 10 Ladkiyo ko kiya, to tum Jawan Mard...
Aisa kyo....?? B0L0....

Boy - Suno...

Jo 'Taala?' bahut Chabiyo? se khule,
wo kharab "Taala"?

...Lekin,

Jis "Chabi" se bahut sare Taale ? khule,
wo

"MASTER KEY"? kahlati hai...
????

Submitted By : tyagimess
Place : delhi
99 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   101 Votes


Nov
10
2013

wat will u call 2 bengalis having sex


wat will u call 2 bengalis having sex?.
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sensex

Submitted By : The boss
Place : New Delhi
20 Likes
58 Dislikes
Rating :   68 Votes


Nov
10
2013

Khali jagah bharo


Khali jagah bharo

____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.

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tum to wanhi tak sochoge..

Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : INDIA
70 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   73 Votes


Nov
10
2013

Todays Relationships


Today?s Relationships:

You can touch each other,
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but
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not each others phones..!! :mrgreen:

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : INDIA
17 Likes
44 Dislikes
Rating :   65 Votes


Nov
10
2013

Collge wali Masale dar hoti h


Collge wali Masale dar hoti h


OfficeWali Fikki


GharWali me Taste nhi Ata



HotelWali to Mast Hoti H




Sudhro Kamino




may CHAi ki bat kr raha hu.

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : INDIA
48 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   101 Votes


Nov
9
2013

pakadu mechanic


santa apani bike repair karane mechanic ke dukan per jata he.

Santa:- mechanic meri bike ka puncher thik ker do...

mechanic:- bhai sahab iska puncher thik nahi hoga. iska tyer change kerna padhega.

Santa:- bhot sochne ke baat bola ek kaam karo aage wala tyer piche laga do..


mechanic:- gali dete hue teri maki chut "ghadi pe chadta kya"

Submitted By : royalfriendzzz
Place : nepanagar
21 Likes
130 Dislikes
Rating :   112 Votes