Non Veg Jokes

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May
19
2014

Skoda laura is an excellent car But people who


Skoda laura is an excellent car ??But people who have bought it are facing some very embarrasing moments.

For example.
Client to bank manager. "sirji ek laura finance
karana tha. laure pe interest kya chal raha hai.

After taking delivery.
Wife ne laura ki arti utari.
aur phir pura parivar laure pe baitH ke icecream khaane gaya.

Malkin. To driver- *Driver laura nikalo.

driver to malik- *sahab laura dho doon

And last but not not the least.....

Neighbours :-
Bete ki baraat to sharma ji ke laure pe
nikalunga. kyu sharmaji! Aapko koi takleef to
nahi hogi !!!!!????????????????????????????????????????Skoda Laura now available in Garlic Color.
To be called Laura Lassun

Submitted By : aman agarwal
Place : mangal pandey nagar
35 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes


May
19
2014

Raat Ke Andehere Mein Pati Patni Ke Bedroom


Raat Ke Andehere Mein Pati Patni Ke Bedroom
Mein Sune Gaye Dialogs
Patni: ?Jaanu Chotey Wale Surakh (Hole) Nahi,
Bade Wale Surakh Mein Dalo?
Pati: ?Andhera Itna Hai Yaar, Surakh Nazar Hi
Nahi Aa Raha.?
Patni: ?Esa Karom Surakh Par Apni Ungli Phero
Mehsoos Ho Jayega, Phir Ander Dal Dena?
Pati: ?Wah! Ungli Sey To Andhere Mein Bhi
Surakh Mill Gaya.?
Patni: ?Jan Ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal Do.?
Pati: ?Poora Andar Chala Gaya, Uuf ! Kitna
Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein Headphone Ki Pin
Mobile Mein Lagana?

Submitted By : aman agarwal
Place : mangal pandey nagar
25 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes


May
14
2014

Ladka Aur Ladki Jab First Meeting


Ladka Aur Ladki Jab First Meeting
Karte Hai Unki Soch Ek Dusre Ke
Liye Kya Hoti Hai.
Girl: ?Kitna Sidha-Sadha Aur Bhola
Ladka Hai?
Boy: ?Kitni Sexy Bandi Hai, Boobs To
Dekh Sali Ke?
Girl: ?Kitna Nice Behaviour Hai?
Boy: ?Gaand To Mast Hai Land
Khada Ho Gaya?
Girl: ?Dressing Style Bhi Zabardast
Hai?
Boy: ?Skirt Todi Aur Choti Hoti To
Lund Khade Khade Ander Dal Deta?
Girl: ?Agar Razi Ho Gaya To Isi Se
Shadi Karungi?
Boy: ?Bas Ek Bar Razi Ho Jaye, Chod
Chod Ke Tasalli Bitha Dunga

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma 8904576450
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
47 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   67 Votes


May
14
2014

70 Saal Ka Budha Doctor Se Milne


70 Saal Ka Budha Doctor Se Milne
Gaya Aur Pucha
Budha: ?Dr. Saab, Meri Umar Mein
Sex Style Kya Hona Chahiye??
Dr: ?Dogy Style?
Budha Confuse Hoke: ?Aapka
Matlab Piche Se??
Dr: ?Nahi, Sirf Soonghna Aur
Chaatna?

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma 8904576450
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
36 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   41 Votes


May
14
2014

Superb quote


Superb quote :
Celebrating anything without alcohol,
is like Watching a porn movie on a radio...!

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
73 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   78 Votes


May
13
2014

What is The Perfect Example of Both Good and Bad


What is The Perfect Example of Both Good and Bad Luck?
The Naughty Wind Blows The Girl's Skirt High (Good Luck)
But at The Same Time Dust Falls into the Boy's Eyes (Bad Luck)
????
Height of Disappointment:
Husband Enter in a Medical Store to Buy Condoms on Weekend and Receives SMS from Wife: Bring Whisper While Coming Home.
???
Men are Like Babies.
If You Want to Shut Them Up, Stick a Boob in their Mouth.
???
For Those who can't Afford Porn, it's Better to put Women's Tennis on TV, Close your Eyes and only Hear it
???
Most Interesting Line Written on the Front of T-Shirt of a Girl, . . . . . . .
Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above.
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Little Girl Climbed a Tree. Santa Saw, Called Her Down and Gave Her Rs.100 to Buy a Panty. (Girl told Mom)
Greedy Mom Climbed Next Day. Santa Called Her Down and Gave Rs.5 to Buy a Razor...!
???
Madam: Give 3 Advantages of Banana.
Boys- 1. Rich Calcium. 2. Reduces Cholesterol. 3. No Risk of Cancer.
Girls- 1. No Risk of Pregnancy. 2. No HIV. 3. No Need of Partner!
??????
Vicky Donor Special!
Teacher:Why Sperm Donation is More Expensive Than Blood Donation ..?
Sardar: Very Simple Madam Hand Made Things are Always Costly.
??
Santa was Rejected at MBA Job Interview When He was Asked to Give an Example of Team Work. Santa Replied ''Gang Rape".
????
Boss : What is the Difference Between a Key and a Panty..?
Secretary (shying) :
Key : Insert and Open
Panty : Open and Insert.
???
Recession Signboard on the Door of a Prostitute.
Summer Offer: Use Both Sides at Same Price or Any One Side Twice.
???
During Sex, GF Started Screaming, Throwing Hands and Crying.
Boy: What are you Doing? We Aren't Doing it 1st Time.
GF: You Just Continue, I am Practising for My Wedding Night.
????
What is Contraceptive Pill?
It is the 2nd Best Things That A Woman Can Keep in Her Mouth to Avoid Pregnancy.
???
Newly Wedded Couple After Sex.
Husband : I'll be Frank, You are not the First Girl.
Wife: I'll also be Frank, You Still Have to Learn a Lot.
??
Prostitution is the Only Industry Where Fresh Employees are Paid More than the Experienced Ones.
???
I was really angry when I lost quiz by 1 point. Last question was, "Where do women mostly have curly hair"?
I was sure that i was correct, but stupid judges said"Africa"
???

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
70 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   73 Votes


May
13
2014

Pyar to phle zamane me hota tha


Pyar to phle zamane me hota tha....

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Ab to sirf palang hilte h...
;P

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
100 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   75 Votes


May
12
2014

Kartika was setting up her password with Vishal


Kartika was setting up her password with Vishal....

She asked him to suggest a password....

Vishal told: Boobs

Vishal has has k lotpot ho gya

Q????



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Qki paswword enter krne pe error aaya "Too small"

Jo ki bilkil sach tha. ..

Ritika..

Submitted By : ritika8962504449
Place : bhopal
42 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes