Non Veg Jokes

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May
24
2015

The Polite Way to Pee


The Polite Way to Pee 

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" 

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' 

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite'

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
23
2015

Santas Railway Reservation Form Detail


Santa's Railway Reservation Form Detail:

______________________________
| नाम | उम्र | लिंग |
______________________________
1. | संता सिंह | 42 | है |
______________________________
2. | प्रीतो कौर | 38 | नहीं है |
______________________________
3. | प्राण विंदर | 12 | छोटा सा |
______________________________



Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
8 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


May
23
2015

American boy Mom Im dark even though u r white


American boy: Mom I'm dark even though u r white, why?

Mom: Listen son, Considering all mistakes n crazy things i had done in my youth, forget about you are Dark, just thank god that u dont bark..!!


Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
20
2015

Pappu was slapped by a Lady inside the lift


Pappu was slapped by a Lady inside the lift ...

Sources say that Pappu misunderstood her request of





"Ek Dabana"

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


May
20
2015

Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the


Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside someone's house :

They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man.

Man: I want to thank you. I am a genie who was trapped for 1000 years in the bottle. I will give you both 1 wish each, and I will keep 1 wish for myself.

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


May
20
2015

This one is hilarious


This one is hilarious!!!!!

Boss: Insaan ke SPERM ki 1 boond, khoon ki 100 boond ke barabar hoti hai'

Employee: to sir aap humara khoon kyu chooste ho, direct lauda choos liya karo!!!

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


May
20
2015

whatsapp sms


आजकल whatsapp वाले मैजिक sms ने हद कर रखी है

कहते हैं

ये बीड़ी 4 ग्रुप में भेजो

धुआं एडमिन की गांड से निकलेगा ।

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
16 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
20
2015

Ye wala ultimate hai


Ye wala ultimate hai.....


Teacher - 'Chawanprash khaane se din bhar chusti rehti hai..
.
.
Student - Kaun??

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes