Non Veg Jokes

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Jun
3
2014

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STRANGE FACTS ABOUT MALES
STRANGE FACTS
1. Roti ka 1 niwala 7sec k baad pet me
pahuchta hai.
2. Insani baal 3kg tak wazan utha sakta hai
3. Har mard k Lund ki lambaai uske hath k
anguthe se double hoti hai.
4. Aurte mardo se zyada palke jhapkati hain.
5. Aur Tera Dhyan abhi tak anguthe pe hy le
Bhai
Pehle tu lund hi naap le Facts ki Maa ki .....

Submitted By : rahul
Place : chandigarh
52 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


Jun
3
2014

Ek bihari babu honeymoon pe Ja Raha Tha


Ek bihari babu honeymoon pe Ja Raha Tha.

Train Khali Thi. Samne ek Angrez Aa K Baith Gaya.

Bihari Ne Socha; Agar Yeh Meri Biwi se sex kare, To Bachha Gaon Me Sabse Gora Hoga.

Usne Angrez Ko bata diya.

Bihari Pehra Dene laga aur Angrez Ne Uski Biwi se sex kiya.

Bihari Ne Socha, Agar Ek Baar Me
Conceive Na Hua To free me
Lugaai thuk Jayegi & Gora Bachha Bhi Nahi Hoga.

To Usne Angrez Ko 2nd time sex karne ko bola.

Sex ke baad Bihari fir bhi tension me.

Angrez Ko 3rd time K Liye Bola.

Angrez: "Sorry Dude ! I had only 2 Condoms. Now its ur turn,
she is very hot...Enjoy..."

Bihari Babu Behosh..!

Submitted By : rahul
Place : chandigarh
48 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   41 Votes


Jun
3
2014

Husband Wife Boxing ka match mehnga


Husband & Wife Boxing ka match mehnga ticket khareed kar dekhne gaye .

1 Boxer ne 1st minute mei hi doosre ko knock out kar diya .

Husband : Oh Shit .

Biwi : Ab Aap ko patta challa k 1 minute mein " KHEL " khatam hone par kitna ghussa aata hai .

Jin ko samjh aaya wo aagay forward karen . baki pogo dekhe... ??????

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
52 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes


Jun
3
2014

Sham Diyo Se Sajaye Bethe


Sham Diyo Se Sajaye Bethe
Hai,Khushbu Badan Pe Lagaye
Bethe Hai,Hamari Diwangi To Dekho
Yaro,Unko Rat Ko Aana Hai Aur
Hum Subah Se Hi Condom Lagaye
Baithe Hai.

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma 8904576450
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
23 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   28 Votes


Jun
3
2014

Ek Budha Aadmi Apne Dost Ko Apni


Ek Budha Aadmi Apne Dost Ko Apni
Sex Life Ke Bare Mein Bata Raha
Tha
?Woh Bhi Kya Din The Jab Biwi Balo
Par Hath Pherti Thi To Lund Khara
Ho Jata Tha Aur Ab Biwi Lund Pe
Hath Pherti Hai To Bal Khade Ho
Jate Hain.?

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma 8904576450
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
34 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   41 Votes


Jun
3
2014

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Bhakat Ne


Baba Saxidas Se Ek Bhakat Ne
Puchha
Bhakt: ?Baba Ji, Ye Sari Ladkiya
Darling Darling Kyu Kahti Rahti
Hai??
Baba Ji: ?Nadan Bachhe, Vo Jaan
Bhuj Ke Esa Karti Hai Aur Angreji
Word Use Karti Hai, Par Asal Mein
Hindi Mein Uska Matlab Kuch Aur
Hota Hai?
Bhakt Hairani Se: ?Achhaaa, To
Hindi Mein Matlab Kya Hota Hai??
Baba Muskurate Hue: ?Vo Kahna
Chahti Hai Ki Dal Ling?..Dal Ling?

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma 8904576450
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
27 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes


Jun
2
2014

english exam se kuch minutes phle


english exam se kuch minutes phle
sumit - pdha , chutie?
ajay- han yar sare formulas , sb definitions pd k aaya hu

sumit- sale kr di na gandu wali baat , mai mere fb status ki baat krra hu ; )

Submitted By : Mithun Sharma
Place : solan
15 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


May
31
2014

Pappu Apni Girl Friend Ke Hath Ko Apne


Pappu Apni Girl Friend Ke Hath Ko Apne
Hath Mein Pakad Ke Bolta Hai.
Pappu: ? Tumhari Soft Ungliyo Ko Dekh Ke
Mann Mein Vichar Aata Hai ?
Girlfriend: ? Janu, Kaisa Vichar Aata Hai? ?
Pappu: ? Tumhare Lambe Naakhun Gand
Dhote Waqt Gand Mein Lagte Nahi Kya? ?

Submitted By : Ravi Shankar Saini
Place : Jaipur
37 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes