Non Veg Jokes

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Dec
5
2014

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new


A husband and wife are trying to set up a new
password for their computer.
The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the
ground laughing because on the screen it says,
"Error.
Not long enough."

Submitted By : Rashmiranjan Ratha
Place : cuttack
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
27
2014

My favourite jokes - Watsapp chat


My favourite jokes - Watsapp chat??

Girl: hi kutte

Boy; wats happend?
Tu muze kutta Q bol rhi
Hai?

Girl: hum masti me zagda
Karte he,pyar se to
Daily bat krte h na.
Boy : k par masti me hi ha
Pagal??
Girl : k bewakhuf??
Boy : a budhdhu
Girl : a besharam
Boy : a madarchod ??
Girl : a chup kutte

Boy : a rand?
Girl : a bohat ho gaya
Boy : teri maa ka bhosda ?
Girl : ***block***

Submitted By : aman agarwal
Place : mangal pandey ngr
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Nov
27
2014

My favourite jokes - Harbhajan Singh having sex


My favourite jokes - Harbhajan Singh having sex With Bipasha Basu..

(Harbhajan keeps his penis on right thigh of bipasha)

Bipasha : Paji bhosde me dalo

Harbhajan : Ruk bhen ki lodi abhi dekh off spin hoyega .... ???

Submitted By : aman agarwal
Place : mangal pandey ngr
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Nov
27
2014

Teacher What is the opposite of laughing



Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing?

Pappu: Fucking!

Teacher: Shame on you! How is that?

Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah!!!

Submitted By : aman agarwal
Place : mangal pandey ngr
12 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
27
2014

Sindhis Son Papa mere dur ki nazar kharab ho


Sindhi's Son: Papa mere dur ki nazar kharab ho gayi hai, naye SPECS banwa do... !

Sindhi : woh kya hai aasman mai?

Sindhi's son: Papa woh chand hai.

Sindhi: Isse dur kya bhenchod pariyo ki gaand dekhega???

Submitted By : aman agarwal
Place : mangal pandey ngr
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
27
2014

1 ladki Bina sex kare srdar se paise leke bhag



1 ladki Bina sex kare srdar se paise leke bhag gai....

Srdar ne paper me add diya-

1 ladki 5'3, rang gora,
nam Rani. bhen ki lodi, jise mile chod do, payment ho chuki hai.

Submitted By : aman agarwal
Place : mangal pandey ngr
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
27
2014

Santa Kamwali ko ched raha tha


Santa Kamwali ko ched raha tha.

Kamwali: Battamizi mat kar, MOR bana dungi.

Santa: Murga banate suna tha. Mor kaise banate hai.

Kamwali: Gand me ulti zadu daal ke.

Submitted By : aman agarwal
Place : mangal pandey ngr
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
27
2014

Pota- Dadaji ye condom kya hota hai


Pota- Dadaji ye condom kya hota hai?

Dadaji- Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.

Pota- Main Janta tha Buddhe, Tujhe pata hota to aaj PROPERTY ke 14 tukde nahi hote..

Submitted By : aman agarwal
Place : mangal pandey ngr
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes