Non Veg Jokes

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Apr
26
2014

Aaj bhi Wo Pados Wale Uncle Yaad Hai Jo Mujh Se


Aaj bhi Wo Pados Wale Uncle Yaad Hai Jo Mujh Se Kehte The Ki Lollipop Chahiye To Pant Ki Jeb Main Hath Daal Ke Khud Hi Nikaal Lo.
Aur Jab Main Unki Pant Ki Jaib Main Hath Daalti Thee To Kitni Der Tak Lollipop Pakad Kar Khichti Rahti Thee,
Magar Uncle Ne Itni Kas Ke Lollipop Bandha Hota Tha, Ki Uski Cheeni Pighal Ke Mere Hath Me Lag Jati Thee,
Magar Kabhi Bhi Lollipop Nahi Nikaal Saki??

Sunny Leone Ki Kitaab ? ?Mera Bachpan ? Meri Shararatein? Se. Page # 24????

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
39 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes


Apr
25
2014

Boss hired a sexy secretary but 10 days later he


Boss hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office!!

Police: Who was there at that time in the room??

Secretary: I was there ""

Police: What happened? Why did he commit suicide???

Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a fur coat for 2,00,000, then he bought me a diamond necklace for Rs.15,00,000, then he bought me a diamond ring for Rs.5,00,000. Today he asked me to spend the night with him. I told him I charge just Rs. 500 a night!

Moral: Investments are subject to market risk, check the market rate before investing!!""
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?? Dont laugh alone pass it on.....????

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
39 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes


Apr
25
2014

Womens Response to


Women's Response to.....

2 inches - I can't even hold it, properly.

3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied, in my whole life.

4 inches- I've had bigger than it .

5 inches- Good, but not enough!

6 inches- Almost all right.

7 inches- Can't complain, now.

8 inches - Perfect!

9 inches - A bit longer but manageable.

10 inches- Means pressure on stomach and intestine.

This survey was to understand Customer's Feedback on different SIZES of Subway Sandwiches and not what you were thinking!

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
29 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Apr
25
2014

Dentist kya aap Oral B Karti ho Sunny leone


Dentist: kya aap "Oral B" Karti ho..? . . . Sunny leone: Haan mein "oral Bhi" Karti hu..!!!!!!!

Submitted By : Rahul
Place : Gwalior
23 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Apr
25
2014

A man doing market research knocked on a door


A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'

'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'

'We use it for sex.'

The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.
But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly
how you use it for sex?'

The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...my husband and I put it on the door knob so the kids can't open the door!'

And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke...!!!!

I don't send dirty jokes ??

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
27 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Apr
23
2014

Dear friendsMiss You a lotTum dosto k bagair


Dear friends!

Miss You a lot...


Tum dosto k bagair Life aisi hai.
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Jaise..
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BLUE FILM Radio Par CHAL RAHI Ho

Submitted By : Prashant Patel
Place : Bareilly
20 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Apr
21
2014

Kejriwal to his wife batao sex mai sabse jyda


Kejriwal to his wife batao sex mai sabse jyda maza kab aata hai

Wife . Ji woh aap andar daal kr jab non stop khaaste ho.
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Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
29 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   48 Votes


Apr
18
2014

Ladkiyo ki jab Shadi hoti h to Unki Saheliya kya


Ladkiyo ki jab Shadi hoti h to Unki Saheliya kya khti hai?

1990-gabrana mat wo jo kare karne dena
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2011-Jor se Chillana taaki Use lage k seal Usi Ne todi hai.

Submitted By : Naveen Maheshwari
Place : New Delhi
60 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   71 Votes