Non Veg Jokes

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Jun
11
2014

Today I Was In An Auto


Today I Was In An Auto,

When The Auto Driver Said..
I Love This Job, I Am My Own
Boss..

Nobody Tells Me What To Do..

Then I Replied,

lund ke baal, Aage Se Left Le..!

Submitted By : sam
Place : mumbai
27 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Jun
11
2014

Watsapp chat


??Watsapp chat??

Girl: hi kutte

Boy; wats happend?
Tu muze kutta Q bol rhi
Hai?

Girl: hum masti me zagda
Karte he,pyar se to
Daily bat krte h na.
Boy : k par masti me hi ha
Pagal??
Girl : k bewakhuf??
Boy : a budhdhu
Girl : a besharam
Boy : a madarchod ??
Girl : a chup kutte

Boy : a rand?
Girl : a bohat ho gaya
Boy : teri maa ka bhosda ?
Girl : ***block***

????

Submitted By : Ankit Patel
Place : jamnagar
52 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes


Jun
10
2014

Ek din maa aur beti susu kar rahe the


Ek din maa aur beti susu kar rahe the.

beti: main jab susu karti hun to mere chut se wistle bajti hai lekin aap ki kyun nahi bajti.

Maa:meri pehle bajti thi lekin tere baap ne baja baja ke kharab kardi.

Submitted By : Siddharth Patel
Place : Nadiad
42 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes


Jun
10
2014

Aunty haaaye kitna bada ho gaya hai


Aunty: haaaye kitna bada ho gaya hai?



Boy: Aapne kab dekha ???



????????

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
51 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   92 Votes


Jun
10
2014

Pilot To Control Tower


Pilot To Control Tower:

This is X3J27.
I'm 300 miles from land,
300 feet over water with no fuel.
Awaiting instructions...Over!!
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Control Tower:
Tere lawde laggayee..OVER !!

Submitted By : sam
Place : mumbai
29 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Jun
3
2014

Husband to Wife humara baby yahi se bahar aayega


Husband to Wife: "humara baby yahi se bahar aayega, hai na? Wife Muskurate hue Haan lekin tum jhanko mat, abhi Nazar nahi aayega, bohut chota chhed hai." Husband: "Yaar fir bhi dekhne de na", husband ne chhed mae se Jhanka par kuch Nazar nahi aaya. Thodi der Baad School ki ghanti bajti hai Munna Bahar aata Hai aur husband wife Munne ko le kar Ghar chale jate hai. Moral- Chhed darwaze mei tha. Lekin aapki Soch ko 21 Topon ki Salami...... ?????????????????????

Submitted By : rahul
Place : chandigarh
73 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   75 Votes


Jun
3
2014

PAGALKHANE me Nurse ek Pagalse


PAGALKHANE me Nurse ek Pagalse:
Mera Dupatta utaro
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Kameez bhi utaro.
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Salwar bhi utaro.
Pagal- OK.

















Nurse : Ab Meri Bra aur Panty bhi..






































Aur dhyaan rahe..Aainda kabhi mere kapde nahi pehanna!



Aaj fir aapki soch ko 21 topo ki salaami..
???????l??
Soch badalo desh badalega





Akela kejriwal kya keraga

Submitted By : rahul
Place : chandigarh
53 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes


Jun
3
2014

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STRANGE FACTS ABOUT MALES
STRANGE FACTS
1. Roti ka 1 niwala 7sec k baad pet me
pahuchta hai.
2. Insani baal 3kg tak wazan utha sakta hai
3. Har mard k Lund ki lambaai uske hath k
anguthe se double hoti hai.
4. Aurte mardo se zyada palke jhapkati hain.
5. Aur Tera Dhyan abhi tak anguthe pe hy le
Bhai
Pehle tu lund hi naap le Facts ki Maa ki .....

Submitted By : rahul
Place : chandigarh
52 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes