Non Veg Jokes

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May
23
2014

ek Ladki apni maa se - maa do ladko ne mujhe


ek Ladki apni maa se - maa do ladko ne mujhe 100 rs diye or kahi ki ek bar CD (ladder) par chad jao.

maa- beti vo Teri chaddi dekhna chate the...

beti- maa mujhe pata tha isliye me chaddi pahan ke hi ni gayi............

Submitted By : narender yadav
Place : rewari
29 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes


May
20
2014

Johnnies father took him to class his first day


Johnnie's father took him to class his first day of school. Johnnie's dad pulled the teacher aside and told her, Johnnie has a bad gambling problem so don't make a bet with him you can't win.

The teacher agreed. When the teacher was passing out the text books Johnny said, teach I'll make a bet with you,she replied ok what?
Johnny said I'll bet you fifty dollars I can tell you what color panties you have on.

She agreed and told him after the last bell he was to stay in the room and then he could guess.

while Johnny and the class were at recess the teacher took her panties off and put them in her purse.

When school was out Johnny stayed in the classroom and the teacher locked the door and said okay Johnny what color are they?

He replied yellow. so the teacher raised her dress and said no your wrong, I'm not wearing any. Johnny asked her to walk him out to his dads car and he would get her money.

so as Johnny passed his dad going to the car the teacher told his dad that Johnny finally got beat.
He said what do you mean she said Johnny bet me fifty dollars he could tell me what color panties I had on so I took them off.

The father replied that son of a bitch he bet me a hundred dollars he could see your pussy before the end of the Day.=)) X_X.

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
40 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes


May
20
2014

Sardar ki bakery me 1custmer ne bahar se puchha


Sardar ki bakery me 1custmer ne bahar se puchha, sardarji,
pav hai kya?
Sardar: madarchod andar aa ke dekh,
mai kya lund pe khada hoon..!!;):P

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
36 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   65 Votes


May
19
2014

Maderchod AMIT PHOJDAR Maa K Lavde Bhencod Gandu


Maderchod AMIT PHOJDAR... Maa K Lavde, Bhencod, Gandu phle ye sikh ki kon sa joke veg h aur kon sa non-veg... Gandu...

Aur dusra tere sare jokes duplicate h...
Concentrate on duplicacy or u will b blocked..

Sabhi reviewers se nivedan h ki kripaya category aur Language ko achchhi tarah dekhkar hi content review kre...


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Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
31 Likes
53 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes


May
19
2014

Skoda laura is an excellent car But people who


Skoda laura is an excellent car ??But people who have bought it are facing some very embarrasing moments.

For example.
Client to bank manager. "sirji ek laura finance
karana tha. laure pe interest kya chal raha hai.

After taking delivery.
Wife ne laura ki arti utari.
aur phir pura parivar laure pe baitH ke icecream khaane gaya.

Malkin. To driver- *Driver laura nikalo.

driver to malik- *sahab laura dho doon

And last but not not the least.....

Neighbours :-
Bete ki baraat to sharma ji ke laure pe
nikalunga. kyu sharmaji! Aapko koi takleef to
nahi hogi !!!!!????????????????????????????????????????Skoda Laura now available in Garlic Color.
To be called Laura Lassun

Submitted By : aman agarwal
Place : mangal pandey nagar
35 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes


May
19
2014

Raat Ke Andehere Mein Pati Patni Ke Bedroom


Raat Ke Andehere Mein Pati Patni Ke Bedroom
Mein Sune Gaye Dialogs
Patni: ?Jaanu Chotey Wale Surakh (Hole) Nahi,
Bade Wale Surakh Mein Dalo?
Pati: ?Andhera Itna Hai Yaar, Surakh Nazar Hi
Nahi Aa Raha.?
Patni: ?Esa Karom Surakh Par Apni Ungli Phero
Mehsoos Ho Jayega, Phir Ander Dal Dena?
Pati: ?Wah! Ungli Sey To Andhere Mein Bhi
Surakh Mill Gaya.?
Patni: ?Jan Ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal Do.?
Pati: ?Poora Andar Chala Gaya, Uuf ! Kitna
Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein Headphone Ki Pin
Mobile Mein Lagana?

Submitted By : aman agarwal
Place : mangal pandey nagar
25 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes


May
14
2014

Ladka Aur Ladki Jab First Meeting


Ladka Aur Ladki Jab First Meeting
Karte Hai Unki Soch Ek Dusre Ke
Liye Kya Hoti Hai.
Girl: ?Kitna Sidha-Sadha Aur Bhola
Ladka Hai?
Boy: ?Kitni Sexy Bandi Hai, Boobs To
Dekh Sali Ke?
Girl: ?Kitna Nice Behaviour Hai?
Boy: ?Gaand To Mast Hai Land
Khada Ho Gaya?
Girl: ?Dressing Style Bhi Zabardast
Hai?
Boy: ?Skirt Todi Aur Choti Hoti To
Lund Khade Khade Ander Dal Deta?
Girl: ?Agar Razi Ho Gaya To Isi Se
Shadi Karungi?
Boy: ?Bas Ek Bar Razi Ho Jaye, Chod
Chod Ke Tasalli Bitha Dunga

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma 8904576450
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
48 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   67 Votes


May
14
2014

70 Saal Ka Budha Doctor Se Milne


70 Saal Ka Budha Doctor Se Milne
Gaya Aur Pucha
Budha: ?Dr. Saab, Meri Umar Mein
Sex Style Kya Hona Chahiye??
Dr: ?Dogy Style?
Budha Confuse Hoke: ?Aapka
Matlab Piche Se??
Dr: ?Nahi, Sirf Soonghna Aur
Chaatna?

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma 8904576450
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
36 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   41 Votes