Non Veg Jokes

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May
24
2015

She I want to breakup with you You dont


She : I want to breakup with you. You don't
ever call me, you asshole.

Me : Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini
Aventador Lia Maine!!

She : Ahhhh! My jaanu! So cute ! Kab li? Kaha hai?

Me : Laptop pe, NFS' me


She : maadarchod...
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Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


May
24
2015

True Lines


True Lines

Ladki Ke Set Hone Se Chudne Tak 16 Nakhre:

1. Tumne Suna Nahi, Mera Peecha Mat Karo
2. Main Koi Aisi Vesi Nahi Ek Sharif Ladki Hoon
3. Bas Ek Baar Hi I Love You Bolungi
4. Thik Hai Par Sirf Ek Baar Hi Milungi
5. Main Aa To Gayi, Par Kuch Karna Nahi
6. Yaar Sharam Kar Lo, Koi Dekh Lega
7. Bus Uper Uper Se Kar Lo Jo Karna Hai
8. Oye Please Yaar Jeans To Mat Utaro
9. O.K. Udaas Mat Hovo Kar Lo. Bus Ek Baar Hi Karungi
10. Yaar Light Band Kar Do Badi Sharam Aa Rahi Hai
11. Ye To Bahut Lamba Hai, Ander Hi Nahi Jayega
12. Suna Hai Pahli Baar Karne Pe Bada Dard Hota Hai
13. Please Aram Aram Se Karna Zor Se Mat Dalna
14. Ooi Maaa, Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai Plz Bahar Nikalo
15. Aah Aah Oooh, Please Thoda Sa Aur Ander Dalo Na
16. Bahar Na Nikalo Ander Hi Rahne Do...;):D:D

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
14 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


May
24
2015

Dear Girls


Dear Girls,

If your boyfriend remembers your eye colour after the first date, it probably means that he truly loves you.
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Just kidding, it means that you probably have small boobs.


Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
24
2015

Doct-Mareez ko Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to


Doct.-Mareez ko Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isey bacha lete.

SANTA-bhenchod, aadhe ghante pehle to acident hua, fir 1 ghanta pehle kya hospital gaand marvane laate?

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
16 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


May
24
2015

Hilarious joke


Hilarious joke

Kelewala:Gaand phadu kele lelo...

Ladki:Wow!

Gand phadu kele!

Kitne ke hai?

Kelewala:2500 ke 2

Ladki-kya,???

Kelewala-Q,phat gayi na gaand...?

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


May
24
2015

The Polite Way to Pee


The Polite Way to Pee 

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" 

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' 

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite'

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
23
2015

Santas Railway Reservation Form Detail


Santa's Railway Reservation Form Detail:

______________________________
| नाम | उम्र | लिंग |
______________________________
1. | संता सिंह | 42 | है |
______________________________
2. | प्रीतो कौर | 38 | नहीं है |
______________________________
3. | प्राण विंदर | 12 | छोटा सा |
______________________________



Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
9 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


May
23
2015

American boy Mom Im dark even though u r white


American boy: Mom I'm dark even though u r white, why?

Mom: Listen son, Considering all mistakes n crazy things i had done in my youth, forget about you are Dark, just thank god that u dont bark..!!


Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes