Non Veg Jokes

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May
4
2014

Airtel new offer


Airtel new offer
Call 129
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For unlimited chudai .....raat bhar
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kyo ki kuch rishtey raat din ni dekha krte

Submitted By : srk
Place : nagpur
45 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes


May
3
2014

Police to Mujrim Tune Bache Ki Gand Kyu


Police to Mujrim : Tune Bache Ki Gand Kyu
Mari??
Mujrim : Ji Janab Thand Thi Or Bacha
Khoobsurat Tha,
Police : Ab Bacha Kaha Hai??
Mujrim : Wo Khush Hai Or Sms Pad Raha
Hai?.

Submitted By : Harshil
Place : gujrat
21 Likes
64 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes


May
3
2014

If A couple is doing sex in an AC room then what


If A couple is doing sex in an AC room then what will it be the type of sex????


think...



Think...




Dont know ????



Ok lets see
If a couple is doing sex in AC room

Then

Heat raised in the body during sex = Heat absorbed by the AC

This shows that temp. Of the body is constant throught the sex
So
This Sex will be known as "ISOTHERMAL SEX"

dedicated to mech. engineering students.....

Submitted By : Utpal Chaudhary
Place : Ahmedabad
29 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes


May
3
2014

Maine to ek Boond se Sagar bana diya


Maine to ek Boond se Sagar bana diya
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Sagar's father. ???

Submitted By : Utpal Chaudhary
Place : Ahmedabad
22 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


May
2
2014

Naya Channel STAR SEX par Dekhiye Aaj Raat


Naya Channel ''STAR SEX'' par Dekhiye Aaj Raat:
7.00pm - Kasauti Udas Land Ki.
7:30pm - Balika Chudi.
8.00pm - Desh Me Nikli Hogi Rand.
8:30pm - Kabhi Fuddi Kabhi Gaand.
9.00pm - Kahani Khade Lund Ki.
9:30pm - Randi Meri Saas.
10.00pm - Kyuki Lund Bhi Kabhi Nunnu Tha.
10:30pm - Ek Mahal Ho Randiyo Ka.
11.00pm - Land Ka Samna.
11:30pm - Chudai-Ek Pyara Sa Bandhan.
12.00pm - Aana Khujana

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
112 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   95 Votes


May
1
2014

A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her


A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her story saying "I'm looking for a man who won't beat me, leave me and who will satisfy me in bed".

Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door as she opened, she saw a man with no arms and legs and she asked, "How can I help you?"
The guy quickly answered, "I'm answering your request for a man."
The lady continued, "You have no arms!" The guy answered, "I won't beat you".
Lady: You have no legs.
Guy: I won't leave you.
Lady: How will you satisfy me in bed?
Guy: What do you think I was knocking with?

Dont laugh alone..??

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
100 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   105 Votes


Apr
26
2014

A lady was negotiating rate of BRA and panty


A lady was negotiating rate of BRA and panty.
Shopkeeper: "Bhabiji, BRA me meine aapka Dil rakha....,
lekin PANTY me aapko meri zubaan rakhni hi padegi...

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
69 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   77 Votes


Apr
26
2014

Aaj bhi Wo Pados Wale Uncle Yaad Hai Jo Mujh Se


Aaj bhi Wo Pados Wale Uncle Yaad Hai Jo Mujh Se Kehte The Ki Lollipop Chahiye To Pant Ki Jeb Main Hath Daal Ke Khud Hi Nikaal Lo.
Aur Jab Main Unki Pant Ki Jaib Main Hath Daalti Thee To Kitni Der Tak Lollipop Pakad Kar Khichti Rahti Thee,
Magar Uncle Ne Itni Kas Ke Lollipop Bandha Hota Tha, Ki Uski Cheeni Pighal Ke Mere Hath Me Lag Jati Thee,
Magar Kabhi Bhi Lollipop Nahi Nikaal Saki??

Sunny Leone Ki Kitaab ? ?Mera Bachpan ? Meri Shararatein? Se. Page # 24????

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
40 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes