Non Veg Jokes

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Jun
2
2014

english exam se kuch minutes phle


english exam se kuch minutes phle
sumit - pdha , chutie?
ajay- han yar sare formulas , sb definitions pd k aaya hu

sumit- sale kr di na gandu wali baat , mai mere fb status ki baat krra hu ; )

Submitted By : Mithun Sharma
Place : solan
14 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


May
31
2014

Pappu Apni Girl Friend Ke Hath Ko Apne


Pappu Apni Girl Friend Ke Hath Ko Apne
Hath Mein Pakad Ke Bolta Hai.
Pappu: ? Tumhari Soft Ungliyo Ko Dekh Ke
Mann Mein Vichar Aata Hai ?
Girlfriend: ? Janu, Kaisa Vichar Aata Hai? ?
Pappu: ? Tumhare Lambe Naakhun Gand
Dhote Waqt Gand Mein Lagte Nahi Kya? ?

Submitted By : Ravi Shankar Saini
Place : Jaipur
34 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes


May
26
2014

Centuries with the least number of


Centuries with the least number of
balls:
Azhar - 62
Sehwag - 60
Virat - 52
Jayasuriya - 48
Lara - 45
Boucher - 44
Afridi - 37
Gayle - 30
Dhritharashtra - 2
Nai samja to Pogo dekho

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
38 Likes
45 Dislikes
Rating :   53 Votes


May
25
2014

Ek Gaaon Me angrej elaan Kar rha tha aur UP ka


Ek Gaaon Me angrej elaan Kar rha tha aur UP ka ..aadmi uska Translator tha !!

Angrej: U People
UP : bhosadi walo

Ang: Its Strongly Announced
UP : Gand Faadu Elaan

Ang: That The Case Has Been Thoroughly Investigated
UP : Case choot ki gehrai tk napa gya h

Ang: But Found nothing
UP : magar lund ni mila

Ang:If Anyone Interferes
UP :Aur kisi ne maa chudwai

Ang: He Will Be Severely Punished
UP: uski gand me chatri dal k kholdenge

A:Thats IT
UP : maa chudao.??

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
90 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   77 Votes


May
24
2014

14 15 rupees in


Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,

Madam: “Translate This Sentence In Hindi – Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees”

Munni Sharmate Hue: “Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye.



Submitted By : soni sahab
Place : haryana
47 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   54 Votes


May
23
2014

Best Joke of da Day


Best Joke of da Day..

?MUSAFIR: Beta ?Aap Mujhe Thoda Sa Pani?
Pila Denge?
?BACHA: Agar Lassi ??Ho Jaye To..?
?MUSAFIR: Tab To Bahut Hi Acha Hoga..?
?Bacha lassi ??le aya.
Musafir Ne 5?????????? Lote Lassi Peene K Baad
Bache Se Pucha: Kya Tumhare Ghar Me Koi
Lassi Nai Peeta??
?BACHA: Peete To Sub Hain, Lekin Aaj Lassi??
Me?? CHUHA Gir Gaya Tha aur usi me mar
gya tha.
?Musafir Ne? gusse me Lota?? Zamin Par De
Mara
??????Bacha Rote Hue Bola:?"Mummy Inhone
Lota Tod Diya.
Ab Hum potty karne kya lekar
jayenge ??
????
Bacha madhosh,
Musafir Behosh..!!
?????????

Submitted By : rahul kumar
Place : ranchi
46 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   54 Votes


May
23
2014

ek Ladki apni maa se - maa do ladko ne mujhe


ek Ladki apni maa se - maa do ladko ne mujhe 100 rs diye or kahi ki ek bar CD (ladder) par chad jao.

maa- beti vo Teri chaddi dekhna chate the...

beti- maa mujhe pata tha isliye me chaddi pahan ke hi ni gayi............

Submitted By : narender yadav
Place : rewari
30 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes


May
20
2014

Johnnies father took him to class his first day


Johnnie's father took him to class his first day of school. Johnnie's dad pulled the teacher aside and told her, Johnnie has a bad gambling problem so don't make a bet with him you can't win.

The teacher agreed. When the teacher was passing out the text books Johnny said, teach I'll make a bet with you,she replied ok what?
Johnny said I'll bet you fifty dollars I can tell you what color panties you have on.

She agreed and told him after the last bell he was to stay in the room and then he could guess.

while Johnny and the class were at recess the teacher took her panties off and put them in her purse.

When school was out Johnny stayed in the classroom and the teacher locked the door and said okay Johnny what color are they?

He replied yellow. so the teacher raised her dress and said no your wrong, I'm not wearing any. Johnny asked her to walk him out to his dads car and he would get her money.

so as Johnny passed his dad going to the car the teacher told his dad that Johnny finally got beat.
He said what do you mean she said Johnny bet me fifty dollars he could tell me what color panties I had on so I took them off.

The father replied that son of a bitch he bet me a hundred dollars he could see your pussy before the end of the Day.=)) X_X.

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
43 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes