Non Veg Jokes

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May
6
2014

There is a medical distinction between Guts and


There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Baby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. However there is No difference in the outcome.

Both are fatal.

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
97 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   106 Votes


May
4
2014

Court Mein Lund Apna Kasoor Puchta Hai


Court Mein Lund Apna Kasoor Puchta Hai

Judge Sahab Jab Mein Paida Hua To Mera Badi Berehmi Se Gala Kaat Diya Gaya

Thoda Bada Hua To Hathon Se Mera Gala Dabaya Gaya

Shadi Ke Baad To Mere Saath Bada Bura Hua Mujhe Kaali Gufa Mein Dhakela Gaya

Judge Sahab Aakhir Mera Kasoor Kya Tha??

Judge: ?Bhonsdi Ke, Tu Akarta Bahut Tha?

Submitted By : Anna Gangwar
Place : Kanpur
41 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


May
4
2014

Airtel new offer


Airtel new offer
Call 129
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For unlimited chudai .....raat bhar
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kyo ki kuch rishtey raat din ni dekha krte

Submitted By : srk
Place : nagpur
45 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes


May
3
2014

Police to Mujrim Tune Bache Ki Gand Kyu


Police to Mujrim : Tune Bache Ki Gand Kyu
Mari??
Mujrim : Ji Janab Thand Thi Or Bacha
Khoobsurat Tha,
Police : Ab Bacha Kaha Hai??
Mujrim : Wo Khush Hai Or Sms Pad Raha
Hai?.

Submitted By : Harshil
Place : gujrat
21 Likes
69 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


May
3
2014

If A couple is doing sex in an AC room then what


If A couple is doing sex in an AC room then what will it be the type of sex????


think...



Think...




Dont know ????



Ok lets see
If a couple is doing sex in AC room

Then

Heat raised in the body during sex = Heat absorbed by the AC

This shows that temp. Of the body is constant throught the sex
So
This Sex will be known as "ISOTHERMAL SEX"

dedicated to mech. engineering students.....

Submitted By : Utpal Chaudhary
Place : Ahmedabad
29 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   47 Votes


May
3
2014

Maine to ek Boond se Sagar bana diya


Maine to ek Boond se Sagar bana diya
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Sagar's father. ???

Submitted By : Utpal Chaudhary
Place : Ahmedabad
22 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


May
2
2014

Naya Channel STAR SEX par Dekhiye Aaj Raat


Naya Channel ''STAR SEX'' par Dekhiye Aaj Raat:
7.00pm - Kasauti Udas Land Ki.
7:30pm - Balika Chudi.
8.00pm - Desh Me Nikli Hogi Rand.
8:30pm - Kabhi Fuddi Kabhi Gaand.
9.00pm - Kahani Khade Lund Ki.
9:30pm - Randi Meri Saas.
10.00pm - Kyuki Lund Bhi Kabhi Nunnu Tha.
10:30pm - Ek Mahal Ho Randiyo Ka.
11.00pm - Land Ka Samna.
11:30pm - Chudai-Ek Pyara Sa Bandhan.
12.00pm - Aana Khujana

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
114 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   98 Votes


May
1
2014

A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her


A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her story saying "I'm looking for a man who won't beat me, leave me and who will satisfy me in bed".

Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door as she opened, she saw a man with no arms and legs and she asked, "How can I help you?"
The guy quickly answered, "I'm answering your request for a man."
The lady continued, "You have no arms!" The guy answered, "I won't beat you".
Lady: You have no legs.
Guy: I won't leave you.
Lady: How will you satisfy me in bed?
Guy: What do you think I was knocking with?

Dont laugh alone..??

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
102 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   107 Votes