Non Veg Jokes

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May
20
2015

This one is hilarious


This one is hilarious!!!!!

Boss: Insaan ke SPERM ki 1 boond, khoon ki 100 boond ke barabar hoti hai'

Employee: to sir aap humara khoon kyu chooste ho, direct lauda choos liya karo!!!

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


May
20
2015

whatsapp sms


आजकल whatsapp वाले मैजिक sms ने हद कर रखी है

कहते हैं

ये बीड़ी 4 ग्रुप में भेजो

धुआं एडमिन की गांड से निकलेगा ।

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
16 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
20
2015

Ye wala ultimate hai


Ye wala ultimate hai.....


Teacher - 'Chawanprash khaane se din bhar chusti rehti hai..
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Student - Kaun??

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


May
20
2015

Girls will definitely stop asking Whats up After


Girls will definitely stop asking "What's up..??" After reading this message...

Girl: "Hey, what's up?"
Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?"


Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


May
20
2015

In a job interview with an international NGO


In a job interview with an international NGO fighting for equal rights ... I was asked how I view Lesbian relationships ?
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I was kicked out.....
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Apparently "In Full HD" wasn't the right answer

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
14 Likes
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Rating :   5 Votes


May
20
2015

GUJJU Beta sui jaa nahi to bhoot aavse


GUJJU: Beta sui jaa... nahi to bhoot aavse..!

GUJJU's wife: Bas, tamare to chodvani ane bobla chusvani ghaai che... Chokra ni bhale gaand fati jaye

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
20
2015

Girl hi kutrya


Girl: hi kutrya

Boy; wats happend

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
13 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


May
20
2015

MY FIRST CONDOM


MY FIRST CONDOM:

An Essay by 16yr Kid.

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused.

So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said it was
time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.' So I climbed on her.

I inserted my penis into her hole it was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and ,
Phachhak

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes