Non Veg Jokes

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Jun
18
2015

pahele jab choot nahi milti thi to log ek dusre


pahele jab choot nahi milti thi to log ek dusre ki gand maar kr kaam chala lete the


or ab agar chut kutia ki bhi ho to bhi chalta hai

sach kahete hai log

ab jamana badal gaya h

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
14 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
18
2015

bese to kuch nhi ab hamare bich


bese to kuch nhi ab hamare bich

magar fir kuch ahesash aisa hai

aj bhi gar tujhpe pad jaye najar



























ye lund usi speed me khada hota h


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
11 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
16
2015

Ek br santa ke sapne me uska lund aya or usse


Ek br santa ke sapne me uska lund aya or usse puchne laga

Lund-yr kb tk tu hatho se mujhe masalta rahega,shadi kyo nhi kr leta

Santa-abhi padai chal rahi h

Lund-to kam se kam koi girlfriend bana le

Santa-bhartiye sanskriti mujhe is bt ki izazat nhi deti

Lund-to bhosdike mujhe apni hi gand me daal lia kr

Santa-gadia nhi hu me

Lund-to maderchod jab tu itna hi shareef h to roj subha shaam meri gand kyo marta h bhen ke lode


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
10 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jun
15
2015

Girl-Thoda uthao


Girl-Thoda uthao,
Ab thoda ghumao,
Ha ab thoda dhila karo,
Ab dono hatho se ched ko felao
Ab ander push karo

Dekha














Pad gaya na lund meri gand me


Har messge double meaning nahi hota mere dost


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
16 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jun
14
2015

joke


joke
एक अनपढ़ आदमी बेंक में खाता खुलवाने गया..

लड़की : sex..

आदमी : कर लेता हूँ..

लड़की : मेरा मतलब की आदमी या औरत ?

आदमी : जो मिल जाये, उसे पेल देता हूँ...

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
26 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
14
2015

Teacher What comes before K


Teacher: What comes before 'K'?
Student: Bhosdi !!!

***thrown out of class***

Student to his friend: Shayad "Chut maari" answer hoga...

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
18 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jun
6
2015

admi-are madam jara gand dhikhana apni


admi-are madam jara gand dhikhana apni


orat-haramjade,badmaas kamine teri himmat kese hui ye kahene ki

orat ne jab pass khade logo ko ye sab btaya to sab use maarne ko bhid pade


orat ke jaane ke baad kuch admi usse puchne lage

kyo be tune aisa kaha tha kya

admi-are yr kahe dia to kya galat kr dia mene,mujhe uski gand acchi lag rahi thi isilie bol diya

baha khade admi


maro bhenke lode ko


"tum log yahi samaj rahe the na ki jarur koi miss understanding hui hogi,bhai logo kuch log hote hi maderchod hai"


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
17 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
3
2015

teacher-rahul tum school kyo aate ho


teacher-rahul tum school kyo aate ho

rahul-gand marane

teacher-nalayak kya bol raha h

rahul-sir ap hi to bol rahe the

teacher-me kab bol raha tha maderchod

rahul-bhosdike us din tu or art bale sir bol nahi rahe the

ki







"are yr maje to bus yaha principal ke h baki ham sb to yaha gand marane aate h"



Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
11 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes