Non Veg Jokes

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Apr
6
2015

Baba lundes ke dura


Baba lundes ke dura

Me or mera lund aksar tanhai me ye bate karte hai


























Ki aj kisko soch kar mutthi mari jaye...

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
3
2015

There are four types of ok


There are four types of ok
1. K
2. Ok
3. Okay
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4. Ha Na Benchod

Submitted By : bharat ka londa
Place : ganga jamuna
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
28
2015

Vande Mataram from Munna Bhai MBBS modified


Vande Mataram from Munna Bhai M.B.B.S. modified

Aao baccho tumhe sikhaye gali hindustan ki,

Pehle maaki, fir behen ki, fir pure khandaan ki.

Dhat teri maaki chut
Dhat teri maaki chut
Dhat teri maaki chut
Dhat teri maaki chut

Gandhiji ne desh ke khatir

Gand pe goli khai thi

Nehruji ne paisa khake

Apni maa chudvayi thi

Dhat teri maaki chut
Dhat teri maaki chut
Dhat teri maaki chut
Dhat teri maaki chut

Submitted By : AnukulVanPersie
Place : Malad
12 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Mar
10
2015

bahh re merid life


bahh re merid life

boss ke dura buri tarha dant padne pr pati gusse me ghar aata h

wife-aa gaye janu, kesi lag rahi hu me

pati-bakchodi mt kar dimag kharab h abhi

wife-ye kiss tarha se bt kar rahe ho

pati-chup chap kapde utarne laga gusse me

wife-jabab kyo nahi dete,ye kiss tarike se bt ki tumne abhi(chillate hue)

pati-chup chap kapde uatr raha tha

wife-bolte kyo nahi tum ab jabab do(chillate hue)

pent utarte bakt achanak pati ke hath me belt aa gayi

pati-sataak sataak

wife-aa aa

pati-maderchood tab se samjha raha hu mt bol ,chup rahe chup rahe

ye nahi ki pati bahar se aya h to pani de,khane ko puche

aate hi dimag kharab kar dia

wife kuch der baad saman pack karke mayke jane lagi

husband-are janu suno to..............

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
9 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
7
2015

santa-yr ye veg or nonveg kya hota h


santa-yr ye veg or nonveg kya hota h

banta-example deke btata hu

veg-

aisi bani boliye
man ka aapa hooyeeeee
oran ko shital kare
apoo shital hoyeeeee


nonveg-

aisi bani na boliye ki
mu me lund hoye jaayeeee
oran ki bhi gand mare
apoo mar jaaye eeee

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Feb
23
2015

ICC world cup2015


ICC world cup2015
S.afrika micel jonsen
yar ham to pakistani nahi mana ki hamare kapde pakistani jaise hai fir itni buri tarh haraya qun
Dhoni -Adat hai

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Mar
21
2015

1 jawan jung se 3 sal bad wpas aya ar khidki ke


1 jawan jung se 3 sal bad wpas aya ar khidki ke pas udas bet gaya.
Biwi ko sex ki ichha hui. Biwi dupata gira ke boli dkho hwa ne mera kya uda diya.Jawaan chup.Phir kurti nikali aur boli, dek hwa ne mera kya uda diya
Jawaan chup.Phir salwar utari aur boli dkho hwa ne mera kya uda diya
Jawan ko gusa aya wo pant utar kar bola : dekh bomb ne mera kya uda diya:-

Submitted By : sagheer
Place : gujarat
9 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Mar
14
2015

SEXY JOKE


<<>>>>SEXY JOKE<<<<>>

EK SCHOOL. KII SARI GIRLS TRIP PE GAII
SAB BAS ME APAS ME BAT KR RAI THI
EK LADKI NE PUCHA ;) ==> DUDH(milk) AUR LADKI ME KYA FARK HAII?
SARI LADKIYP SOCHTI RAHI
EK LADKI BOLI ==> JAB DOODH GARAM HOTA HAII TO MALAII UPAR AATI HAII AND JAB LADKI GARAM HOTI HAI TAB MALAI NEECHE AATI HAII :)

Submitted By : sidhant gupta
Place : karwi
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes