Non Veg Jokes

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Apr
25
2016

Boy I love you


Boy : I love you

Airtel 4G Girl : Ye Lo Tumhara Bachha

Boy : Ye To Cheating Hai

Airtel 4G Girl : Cheating Nahi Yaar 4G Hai,
Iss Se Fast Bachha Mile To Life Time Chodna Free

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
16
2016

Boss to santa - jab se maine tumhe job se nikala


Boss to santa - jab se maine tumhe job se nikala he, tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyun karke jate ho?
Santa-aapko ye batane ke liye ki main bhuka nai mar raha..

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
14
2016

Pati Ko Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thhi Aur Bechaini Se


Pati Ko Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thhi Aur Bechaini Se Karvate Badal Raha Tha.
Akhir Raha Na Gaya To Biwi Se Bola.
Pati: “Janu, Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai, Thoda Sa Sex Ho Jaye?”
Biwi Khud Kisi Baat Pe Pareshan Thi, Ye Sun Kar Bhadak Kar Boli.
Biwi: “Kyu Madharchod, Meri Chut Mein Kya Neend Ki Goliya Bhari Hai Jo Tujhe Neend Aa Jayegi?“

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
19 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Apr
14
2016

On wifes bday man ordered a cake on phone


On wife's b'day, man ordered a cake on phone.
Salesman: Wat msg to put on d cake?
Man: Write "Getting older but U R getting better."
Salesman: kaise likhna hai msg?
Man: Well.. put "U R getting older" at the top and "but U R getting better" at d bottom.
When d cake was opened all guests died laughing at d msg....

It read: "You are getting older at the top,
but you are getting better at the bottom!"

Moral:- Don't order cakes over phone..

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
18 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
14
2016

Boy- Tumhari car kaisi chal rahi hai


Boy- Tumhari car kaisi chal rahi hai?
Girl – Theek chal rahi hai.
Boy- aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl- Haan le lena but ye to batao car ke bare mei kyu pooch rahe they???

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
14
2016

A Postman was retiring after 35 years of service


A Postman was retiring after 35 years of service. The townspeople appreciated his work and presented him different gifts.

In one house a young lady took him to her bedroom gave him good sex, a lavish lunch and 10 Rupees.

The Postman was very happy and asked "But why the 10 Rupees"?

Lady : "Actually yesterday I asked my husband what to present you"?

He said "Fuck him, just give him 10 Rupees"!!

"But the lunch was my idea."

MANAGEMENT LESSON : Always give clear instructions .. .. ..

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
25
2016

2 aadmi beedi pee rhay the


ek baar pappu gandhi choot mar rha tha


kuch der karne par usse kuch nhi hua to use gussa aa gya
usne choot pe jor se laat mari to uska juta(shoes)
ander rh gya

usne andar sar(head) dalkr dekha to dekha ki do aadmi ander bidi pi rhe the usne unse pucha bhai mera joota dekha




unhone kaha




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bhai tujhe jute ki pdi hai ham do saal se apna truck dhondh rhe hain.....:P

Submitted By : shubham
Place : greater noida
10 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Mar
24
2016

Pappu Mom Aap Blouse Mein PaiseKyun Rakhti Ho


Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein PaiseKyun Rakhti Ho?”

Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale”

Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“

Submitted By : Shubham
Place : Delhi
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes