Non Veg Jokes

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Sep
14
2016

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शिक्षक:- रावण के पास ऐसी कौन-सी कला थी, जो दूसरे किसी के पास नहीं थी??????

पप्पू :- वो अकेला ही सामूहिक 10औरतों की चूत चाट सकता था...

Submitted By : krishiv
Place : ahmedabad
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
28
2015

aaja teri chut maarlu


aaja teri chut maarlu
gaand me teri moot maardu
sare treeke krdu fail andr ghuse jaise chlti rail...
aaja tanne back seat pr chodu tanne tej beat pr
ltke jhtke kru na km lana pde chahe gand ka dum
jb loda andr chlega teri gand ka system hllega .....


AK
ashu

Submitted By : heart hacker
Place : makroniya sagar mp
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Teacher- sharab aur aashiqui me kya


Teacher- "sharab" aur "aashiqui" me kya
relation h!!!
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Pappu- jab "sharab" jyada ho jati h to ladka
ulti krta h.
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Aur jb "aashiqui" jyada ho jati h to ladki ulti
krti h :) :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
16 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jul
18
2016

human body ka sabse nazuk part kaun sa hota h


human body ka sabse nazuk part kaun sa hota h ....









Zara socho ...Socho.....








"#gaand#"sala koi b problem ho sabse pahle vahi phat jaati h ..

Submitted By : kiri
Place : kanpur
8 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jun
9
2016

six y sex


six y sex

utha k maro to six
leta k maro to sex

Bahar gaya to six
Ander gaya to sex

Dono hath upar to six
Dono pair upar to sex

Enjoy the T 20 Match

Submitted By : BPS verma
Place : raipur
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
25
2016

Boy I love you


Boy : I love you

Airtel 4G Girl : Ye Lo Tumhara Bachha

Boy : Ye To Cheating Hai

Airtel 4G Girl : Cheating Nahi Yaar 4G Hai,
Iss Se Fast Bachha Mile To Life Time Chodna Free

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
16 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Apr
16
2016

Boss to santa - jab se maine tumhe job se nikala


Boss to santa - jab se maine tumhe job se nikala he, tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyun karke jate ho?
Santa-aapko ye batane ke liye ki main bhuka nai mar raha..

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
18 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
14
2016

Pati Ko Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thhi Aur Bechaini Se


Pati Ko Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thhi Aur Bechaini Se Karvate Badal Raha Tha.
Akhir Raha Na Gaya To Biwi Se Bola.
Pati: “Janu, Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai, Thoda Sa Sex Ho Jaye?”
Biwi Khud Kisi Baat Pe Pareshan Thi, Ye Sun Kar Bhadak Kar Boli.
Biwi: “Kyu Madharchod, Meri Chut Mein Kya Neend Ki Goliya Bhari Hai Jo Tujhe Neend Aa Jayegi?“

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
22 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes