Non Veg Jokes

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Aug
17
2014

ek baar ek randi medical shop mein condom lene


ek baar ek randi medical shop mein condom lene jaati hai .toh vaha medical shop kaa owner(excitedly and masti me)puchta oh ji kyun chahiye toh ladki jabaab deti ha



ladki gusse mein bolti hai madharchaud tere baap ko gift karugi taki tere jaisa chutiye phir paida naa ho paye

Submitted By : Sanskar jai
Place : Bhopal
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
13
2014

Boss was fucking a lady in his office Santa


Boss was fucking a lady in his office, Santa walked in.

Santa: Wah Sir, akele akele!!! Humara number kab?

Boss: Agar March ka target pura nahi hua bhosdike to agala number tera hi hai

Submitted By : aarav singh
Place : new delhi
18 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Aug
8
2014

Ek Kavita mere kaminey Dosto ke liye


Ek Kavita mere kaminey Dosto ke liye

Tu Dost hai mera,

Tujh pe Jaan waar dunga,

Magar zyada uchhlega to

teri Gaand maar dunga.!

Tu dikhta hai achcha

Tu likhta hai achcha

Tu padhta hai achcha

Tu ladhta hai achcha,

Tujh se jo Panga lega

Uski main Phaad dunga!!

Magar zyada uchlega to

teri Gaand mar dunga.!

Tu maang le Jaan,

Tu maang le Aan,

Ladki ka Number ho,

Ya Randi ki Gaand,

Tere liye sab tere darr pe utaar dunga

Magar zyada uchhlega to ..!

Hass mat Laude

Teri Gaand mar dunga !!!

Abe O zatu, Zabardast Sher Sun

Sher Bhi Tu,

Cheeta Bhi Tu

Land mera chus k pita bhi Tu,

ek aur sun gandu

Kutta B Tu,

Kamina B Tu-

Mere Jhatt K Baal ka Pasina bhi tu.,

Abe Ek aur sun madarjaat

Muh me tu choot me tu..

Mere lund se nikla muth hai tu..

sun re bhadve

Ek aur sun

Chameli bhi tu.,

Gulab bhi tu.,

Mere gand se nikla julab bhi tu..

aaya na maza

Dimag b tu.,

Khopdi b tu.,

Rando ki chudi hui bosdi hai tu..

Chal ek aur..

Coke b tu.,

Fanta b tu,

Mere niche latakta ghanta bhi tu..

sun o chutiye ek aur sun..

Lund b tu land se nikli moot ki dhar b tu,..

PAR MERA SABSE PYARA YAAR B Tu

Submitted By : manish
Place : mumbai
39 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   61 Votes


Jul
24
2014

Girl to doctor Meri Umar 17 saal hai aur meri


Girl to doctor: Meri Umar 17 saal hai aur meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai.. Mera rang bhi bohat gora hai.. mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?



Doctor: KUNDI ?? ?

Submitted By : dinesh
Place : jaipur
47 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   65 Votes


Jul
24
2014

Nayi dulhan ko dulhe ne suhagrat pe muh dikhai


Nayi dulhan ko dulhe ne suhagrat pe muh dikhai ke Rs 51,000 diye..

Dulhan itne sare paise dekh kar Ghabra ke boli:

"Suno ji pura khandaan 'thokega
' kya"

Submitted By : sam
Place : mumbai
27 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes


Jul
22
2014

Banta Tera Birthday kab hai


Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Santa: Next week, Why?
Banta: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye
parde gift karne hai.
Teri Wife ko tere saath sex kerte hue
dekh-dekh ke Bor ho gaya hu.
Santa: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Banta: Next month, Why?
Santa: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni
hai, Taki tu dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski
hai.

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
48 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   67 Votes


Jul
21
2014

Danger haramipan


Danger haramipan

Ladki:-Mere Pichhe-Pichhe Ghumega To Patthar Fenk K Marungi,

Ladka:-janeman tu Patthar Uthane Ko To Jhuk Teri gand Na Maar Du to kehna...!!

Submitted By : sam
Place : mumbai
34 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Jul
20
2014

Yaara Teri Yaari Pe



Yaara Teri Yaari Pe
Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
WaCgh Wah!
Pahle Sunn To Le Bhosdi Ke!
Yaara Teri Yaari Pe
Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Lekin Sabne Teri Gaand Maari, Kya Mera Koi Haq Nahi Tha !!

?????????

Submitted By : Sandy
Place : New Delhi
18 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes