Non Veg Jokes

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Jun
26
2015

Boy - birthday par mujhe Chut chahiye


Boy - birthday par mujhe Chut chahiye
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girl - hamesha gandi chiz hi magte ho kuch our mago
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Boy - iphone 6
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girl - Achha thik h pr ghodi nhi banugi

:-P

Submitted By : Morningstar
Place : Noida
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jun
21
2015

Ladki-ye jante hue bhi ki tum ek randi ho me


Ladki-ye jante hue bhi ki tum ek randi ho me tumse shadi karne ko tyar hu,kyoki mujhe paheli najar me hi tumse pyar ho gaya tha

Magar meri ek shart hai

Bus tumari chut itni khuli ho jisme mera lund aaram se so sake

Ladki-ha itni hi khuli h

Ladka-okk, tab to tum shadi ki tyari shuru kr do

Shuhagraat bale din

Ladka ladki ko kiss karke,chuhche buche daba ke uski choot dekhta h

Or dekhte hi bahar chala jata h

Ladki-kya hua

Ladka-bhen ki lodi mene kaha tha ki choot itni khuli ho ki mera lund aaram se so sake













Ye nhi kaha tha ki usme chaarpai daal ke me aaram se so saku


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jun
18
2015

pahele jab choot nahi milti thi to log ek dusre


pahele jab choot nahi milti thi to log ek dusre ki gand maar kr kaam chala lete the


or ab agar chut kutia ki bhi ho to bhi chalta hai

sach kahete hai log

ab jamana badal gaya h

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jun
18
2015

bese to kuch nhi ab hamare bich


bese to kuch nhi ab hamare bich

magar fir kuch ahesash aisa hai

aj bhi gar tujhpe pad jaye najar



























ye lund usi speed me khada hota h


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jun
16
2015

Ek br santa ke sapne me uska lund aya or usse


Ek br santa ke sapne me uska lund aya or usse puchne laga

Lund-yr kb tk tu hatho se mujhe masalta rahega,shadi kyo nhi kr leta

Santa-abhi padai chal rahi h

Lund-to kam se kam koi girlfriend bana le

Santa-bhartiye sanskriti mujhe is bt ki izazat nhi deti

Lund-to bhosdike mujhe apni hi gand me daal lia kr

Santa-gadia nhi hu me

Lund-to maderchod jab tu itna hi shareef h to roj subha shaam meri gand kyo marta h bhen ke lode


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jun
15
2015

Girl-Thoda uthao


Girl-Thoda uthao,
Ab thoda ghumao,
Ha ab thoda dhila karo,
Ab dono hatho se ched ko felao
Ab ander push karo

Dekha














Pad gaya na lund meri gand me


Har messge double meaning nahi hota mere dost


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jun
14
2015

joke


joke
एक अनपढ़ आदमी बेंक में खाता खुलवाने गया..

लड़की : sex..

आदमी : कर लेता हूँ..

लड़की : मेरा मतलब की आदमी या औरत ?

आदमी : जो मिल जाये, उसे पेल देता हूँ...

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
14 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jun
14
2015

Teacher What comes before K


Teacher: What comes before 'K'?
Student: Bhosdi !!!

***thrown out of class***

Student to his friend: Shayad "Chut maari" answer hoga...

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes