Non Veg Jokes

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Jul
24
2014

Girl to doctor Meri Umar 17 saal hai aur meri


Girl to doctor: Meri Umar 17 saal hai aur meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai.. Mera rang bhi bohat gora hai.. mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?



Doctor: KUNDI ?? ?

Submitted By : dinesh
Place : jaipur
20 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes


Jul
24
2014

Nayi dulhan ko dulhe ne suhagrat pe muh dikhai


Nayi dulhan ko dulhe ne suhagrat pe muh dikhai ke Rs 51,000 diye..

Dulhan itne sare paise dekh kar Ghabra ke boli:

"Suno ji pura khandaan 'thokega
' kya"

Submitted By : sam
Place : mumbai
16 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jul
22
2014

Banta Tera Birthday kab hai


Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Santa: Next week, Why?
Banta: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye
parde gift karne hai.
Teri Wife ko tere saath sex kerte hue
dekh-dekh ke Bor ho gaya hu.
Santa: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Banta: Next month, Why?
Santa: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni
hai, Taki tu dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski
hai.

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
29 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   49 Votes


Jul
21
2014

Danger haramipan


Danger haramipan

Ladki:-Mere Pichhe-Pichhe Ghumega To Patthar Fenk K Marungi,

Ladka:-janeman tu Patthar Uthane Ko To Jhuk Teri gand Na Maar Du to kehna...!!

Submitted By : sam
Place : mumbai
23 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Jul
20
2014

Yaara Teri Yaari Pe



Yaara Teri Yaari Pe
Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
WaCgh Wah!
Pahle Sunn To Le Bhosdi Ke!
Yaara Teri Yaari Pe
Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Lekin Sabne Teri Gaand Maari, Kya Mera Koi Haq Nahi Tha !!

?????????

Submitted By : Sandy
Place : New Delhi
13 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
17
2014

Boy- U R wearing Red Bra


Boy- U R wearing Red Bra ?

Girl - How do u know?

Boy-Thanx 2 RAJNIKANT Eyecare!


Girl-U r not wearing underwear

Boy - Hey U too RAJNIKANT eyecare!

Girl - Chain laav aai Zavadya.

Tuza RAJNIKANT baher alaay.?

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Jul
15
2014

Kadak joke


Kadak joke

Santa : Aaj TV pe sunny leone uske 38 inchs ke BOOBS dikhane Wali hai

Banta (udaas): sala par mai nahi dekh paunga

Santa ? KYU ?

Banta ? Mera TV bhenchod

sirf 21 inch ka hai ?

Submitted By : Aditya Barnwal
Place : mumbai
63 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   71 Votes


Jul
14
2014

She Jo sex ke liye paise dene pade


She: Jo sex ke liye paise dene pade
Wo sex nahi hawas hai hawas!
Samjhe?
He: Aapki Shaadi Ho gayi?
She: Haan! Toh?
He: Free me hui?

Submitted By : sumit
Place : sonipat
17 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes