Non Veg Jokes

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May
24
2015

Man surfing channels asks his wife Darling


Man surfing channels asks his wife: Darling, should i

watch cricket???

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Wife: For god's sake watch porn, u already know

how to play cricket

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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Rating :   5 Votes


May
24
2015

Santa Ek Din Apni Beti Ke Room Ki Safayi


Santa Ek Din Apni Beti Ke Room Ki Safayi

Kar Raha Thha h Usko Cigarette

Milli

Santa Thinks: "*Oh No, She Smokes?*"

Kuch Din Baad Fir Safayi Karte Hue

Whiskey Ki Bottle Milli

Santa Thinks: "*On No, She Drinks?*"

Kuch Din Baad Usko Bed Ke Niche Se

Condom Mila

Santa Hairan Ho Ke: "*Haye Mar Gaya,

Meri





Ladki Ko Lund Bhi Hai?*"

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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Rating :   4 Votes


May
24
2015

Thought of the day


Thought of the day:

अगर आपके हिलाने में सच्चाई है

तो उसे हिचकी जरूर आएगी.

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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Rating :   5 Votes


May
24
2015

Marwadi ki wife sex karte hue Sunoji Is condom


Marwadi ki wife sex karte hue: Sunoji, Is condom se muze 15vi bar kar rahe ho,
Ab bas bhi karo..



Marwadi: Bawri ho gai hai ke?


Iski expiry date march 2016 hai ! .....

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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Rating :   4 Votes


May
24
2015

Joke


Joke
बाई बस मधे:
"अहो जरा माझ्या पोराला ओरडा हो,
मस्ती करतोय."
माणूस: "काय रे मादरचोद, मस्ती करतोस लवड्या?
थांब तुझी आय झवतो !"
बाई: "अहो राहू द्या, करू द्या मस्ती.."


Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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Rating :   3 Votes


May
24
2015

A porn film director during shooting


A porn film director during shooting..

L I G H T S...

ROLL SOUND...


C A M E R A..

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झव....!!!



Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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Rating :   4 Votes


May
24
2015

Jokes


Jokes

At heathrow airport, an announcement goes out over the Public Address system: Mr.Rand Chod Kar Sandaas! Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas - please report to the Reception desk.

Ranchhod bhai Karsandas, who has just arrived from Surat , goes red with anger. He goes to the reception, and shouts loudly to the English receptionist. The following conversation must go into the history books of cock-ups:

Ranchhod bhai: Madar Chod ! I am Ranchhod...

Receptionist: Mr. Madar Chod Rand Chod ? Sir, that is not the name I have here. I have Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas.....

Ranchhod bhai: Arrey Bhenchod ! I am NOT Madar chod!

Receptionist: So are you Mr. R.A. Ben or Mr. R.A. Chod? Is your surname Ben or Chod ?

Ranchhod bhai (now really really pissed off): Chootia teri! I am Ranchhod....

Receptionist: Excellent sir, so who is Chootia Teri then?

Whereupon, a Chinese gentleman ambles up to the Reception and asks: Were you calling me?

Receptionist: Now, who are you?

Chinese: I am Choo Tia......

Ranchhod bhai decides to fly back to Surat !

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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Rating :   4 Votes


May
24
2015

Just type kya karu in google search bar and see


Just type ''kya karu'' in google search bar and see what u get....u will die laughing by reading the first line
PLEASE do try

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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