Non Veg Jokes

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Sep
29
2014

ek bar 1 officer transfer hokar naya office join


ek bar 1 officer transfer hokar naya office join karta hai aur WO apne Naye office me saare employees ko instruction deta hai ki jaisi bhi cheez ho kitna bhi urgent kyu na ho kabhi office mein chillane ki awaaz na aaye hamesha office mein politely baat karna
ek din office mein ek business meeting chal rahi this tabhi achanak peon zor zor chill at a hai bachao bachao..

officer gusse mein jaata hai kya hua Maine mama kiya that chillana mat

Saheb Mere ek leg se ek ghilheri andar ghus gayi
officer tu sehan nahi karpaya
peon sahib Maine sehan kiye lekin mere dusre leg se ek dusri ghilheri andar ghus gayi

officer tu ye sehan nahi karpaya
PEOn sahib Maine kiya
officer phir tu kya sehan nahi karpaya

peon un dono gilheriyon ne APAs mein Jo baat kari main WO sehan nahi karpaya
officer kya baat kahi?

peon sahib pehli ghilheri dusri se keh rahi this ki Ek AKROOTH abhi khayenge ek ghar lejayenge

Submitted By : nitin
Place : jhansi
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
25
2014

Karan Johars car breaks down on his way to his


Karan Johar's car breaks down on his way to his studio.

He manages to hitch a ride from a truck driver.

Karan notices that there was a monkey seated near the drivers feet.

After a while, the driver slaps the monkey & the
monkey gives the driver a blow job.

A short while goes by & the driver slaps the
monkey again & gets another blow job.

The driver notices Karan watching him with concern, so he asks: Try karna hai, kya?

Karan replies: "Haan, par thappad dheere maarna"

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Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Sep
23
2014

pappu- gajodhar bhai suna hain raat main char4


pappu:- gajodhar bhai suna hain raat main char(4) gunde ne apki kanpati pe gun rakh k kaha ki
goli maru
ya gand










aaj apko jinda dekh kar bahut khusi ho raha hain
aapne sahi faisla liya....

Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
17 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Sep
21
2014

Lund ke bharose jiya nahi karte


Lund ke bharose jiya nahi karte,

Chut ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,

Kuch dost bhosdike aise bhi hote hai

Jinki gand me ungli na karo toh wo yaad kiya bhi nahi karte..
To mere pagal lawdo
Sunooooo

arz kiya hai...


aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag.
wah...wah...


aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag.
wah...wah...


Mai gand marne aa raha hu, jahan bhagna hai bhaag.

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Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
19 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Sep
21
2014

Ho rahi thi aadhi raat


Ho rahi thi aadhi raat,
Arjun ne thama Dropadi ka hath

Kaha-Tumhe jeet kar me laya

Phir tumko chodne ka sukh mere bhaiyo ne kaise paya

Dropadi boli Ar
jun tum ho Gandu

Bcoz tumhara pita tha Pandu

Maza to aata hai lene me Bhim ka

Jaise ghus raha ho Tana Neem ka

Nakul Sehadev to abhi bacche hai

Choda n kriya mei abi kacche hai

Kabhi zid karte hai to chut dikhla deti hu

Dhire 2 mutth marna sikhla deti hu

Yudhistar to hai Bharmchari

Jisne meri chut ab tak nahi mari

Tum maar lo meri gand, kyonki ye chut to hai ab bhim ke naam

Submitted By : ☆V J ☆
Place : delhi
10 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Sep
19
2014

The Changing Times


The Changing Times

1970-1985: Sunny means Gavaskar.
1985-2010: Sunny means Deol.
2010-2025: Sunny means Leone
Kaam teeno ka ek hi hai..
thukai.. bas tareeke alag alag hain!!?

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : INDIA
18 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Sep
19
2014

Doctor-is bar bhi


Doctor:-is bar bhi
Tumhari Wife ko Gas Problem hai wo Pregnant nahi hai.!

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Santa :- He Bhagwan..?

Tune Mujhe Lund diya hai ya CNG Pump ??

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : INDIA
19 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Sep
19
2014

Sexy


Sexy कविता
 - मोहिनी आओ खेलेंगे,
 - नहीं आप हमको पेलेंगे
 - ये तो प्यार की कसौटी है,
 - नही मेरी चूत बहुत छोटी है,
 - देख तेरे लिए इस दिल मे कितना प्यार भरा है,
 - नहीं मुझे पता है आपका बहुत देर से खङा है,
 - देख ये तेरा हुस्न और निखार देगा
 - जी नही ये मेरी चूत और गांड दोनो फाङ देगा.
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Poem by a prostitute :

मैं आई शहर मे लोगों ने मुझे घूरा,

Bra खोल मेरा दूध पी गए पूरा,

रामू चाचा आए और मेरा दाम बोल दिया,

कुछ कहूं उसके पहले मेरा नाङा खोल दिया,

उनकी हरकत बहुत अच्छी थी,

अगले ही पल उनके हाथ मे मेरी कच्छी थी,

Bed पे चादर रंग बिरंगी थी,

कुछ ही पलों में मैं पूरी नंगी थी,

उनके पास ना i-pill ना निरोध था,

मेरे मन में बस इसी बात का विरोध था,

मैं डरती रही और करती रही,

चुदने से पहले जितना खिल खिला रही थी

Bed पे उतना ही मैं चिल्ला रही थी,

लं़ड उनका मेरी चूत की वादियों मे खो गया.

अब नीचे देखिए आपका भी खङा हो गया!



Dhishkyaaaoon..!

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भाई अगर इस काम से फुरसत मिल जाए

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तो dettol से हाथ धो कर 1-2 msg कर दिया करो


हँसो मत, send करो दूसरों को.
Market मे नया Launch हुआ है

Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
13 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes