Non Veg Jokes

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Oct
28
2014

NON-VEG JOKES ONLY - Ek Ladki Auto Showroom Me


NON-VEG JOKES ONLY!!!!! - Ek Ladki Auto Showroom Me Receptionist Ki Post Ke Liye Interview Dene Gayi.
Boss: Wo Kya Hai Jisme 4 Wheels Hote Hai?
Ladki: Car.
Boss: Galat, Toyota Car.
Boss: Wo Kya Hai Jisme 2 Wheels Hote Hai?
Girl: Motor Cycle.
Boss: Galat, Honda Motor Cycle.
Boss: Sorry, This Job Is Not For You.
Ladki (Jaate Jaate Gusse Me):
To Fir Aap Batao Sir, Woh Kya Hai Jiske Charo Taraf Baal Aur Beech Me Chhed Hota Hai ?
Boss (Confidently): Ch**t.
Ladki: Galat !!!
"Teri Maa Ki Ch**t"..

Submitted By : Codey Akash
Place : New Delhi Near Maharaja agersen College
35 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Oct
19
2014

Boy 2 doctor-


Boy 2 doctor:-
Meri girlfriend pregnant hai. .
Par maine to protection li thi...
Doctor:-
Ek kahani suno
Ek shikari ek Gun ki jagah ek
umbrella le Gaya...
achanak Lion samne aaya toh usne
umbrella ka
handle khicha aur fire kiya...
Lion wahi mar Gaya...
Boy:-
Impossible...kisi aur ne goli mari
hogi...
Doctor :-
Ecaxtly ...!
Samajh aya

Submitted By : pankaj
Place : huderabad
29 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Oct
19
2014

154pm 10102014 Wahid Bhai Sardar ki Gand pe


[1:54pm, 10/10/2014] Wahid Bhai: Sardar ki Gand pe Pimple hua,Wo Aaina dekh k Cream laga rha tha tabhi Uska LUND Khada ho gya..
.
.
Sardar bola: Baith ja Madarchod, Apni hi Gand
hai ...
[1:54pm, 10/10/2014] Wahid Bhai: GIRL:-Who is Sunny Leone?

BOY:-She is the Female Version of Sunny Deol with Dhai-Dhai Kilos
( . )( . )
Jisko dekh kar Aadmi
uthta nahi
Aadmi ka uth jata hai..!
[1:54pm, 10/10/2014] Wahid Bhai: Girl tells about her new guy to the other girl :
OhhhhhMG he is my Prince Charming. He looks good, intelligent bhi hai and moreover Rich bhi hai.

Submitted By : pankaj
Place : huderabad
9 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
19
2014

Ek Seminar mein Question pucha gaya CONDOM ka


Ek Seminar mein Question pucha gaya: CONDOM ka full form bataao?

1 Intelligent ladki ne jawaab diya..

C.Control
O.On
N.Natural
D.Drops
O.Of
M.Man’s Leakage.

Submitted By : pankaj
Place : huderabad
10 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Oct
16
2014

ek ladki apne mohalle me kisi ko bhi line nhi


ek ladki apne mohalle me kisi ko bhi line nhi deti thi.
ek din pappu ne use roka aur kaha "agar tum mujhe apne boobs chusne do to mai tumhe 1lakh rs. dunga.
ladki iske liye tyar ho gyi.
pappu kafi der tak uske boobs pr haath ferta rha.
ladki: ab chuss bhi lo.
pappu: nhi yar, bahut mehnga hai..:-P

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
22 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Oct
5
2014

if all companies start selling condoms so they


if all companies start selling condoms so they dont have to change their tag line

pepsodent condom - raat bhar dhissum dhissum
tatasky condom .-isko laga dala toh life jhingalala
MRF condoms - extra rubber

extra mileage

Nokia condom-connecting people

Lays condom -pal banaye magical

Kurkure condoms-tedha hai par mera hai

Submitted By : Sanskar jai
Place : Bhopal
15 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Sep
29
2014

Ek Bar Ek Callgirl Plastic Surgeon Ke Pass Gayi


Ek Bar Ek Callgirl Plastic Surgeon Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli: “Mere Hole Ke Pass Hi Ek Aur Hole Kar Do”

Doctor Ne Hairan Hokar Puchha: “Kyu?”

Ladkil: “Business Acha Chal Raha Hai So Ek Nayi Branch Kholne Ki Soch Rahi Hun“

Submitted By : Rishabh Rockzz(+16476673776)
Place : Brampton, Canada
22 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Sep
29
2014

PURANA BADLA


"PURANA BADLA"

1 khargosh Bomb le kar zoo me ghus gaya,
or awaz lagai ki

"Tum sab ke paas 10 minute ka time hai, yaha se
nikalne ke liye..!!",

Kachuwa : "Waah... re Bose dk

Seedha Bol na BC ki meri hi g@@nd marne aaya hai"

Submitted By : Rishabh Rockzz(+16476673776)
Place : Brampton, Canada
16 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes