Non Veg Jokes

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Aug
13
2015

GHATAK MOVIE


GHATAK MOVIE

AMAZING DIALOUG

kaatia-kashinath hame bahut khushi hui tumara loda dekhkar,or tume bhi khushi hogi ye jaankar ki aj se tum hamari gand maroge

kashinath-ye majdur ka lund h kaatia, chut me khush kr uska aakaar badal deta h,ye loda napunsak logo ki orto ke lie h,mujhe kisi ki gand marne ki jarurat nhi

kaatia-bahar fati hui chut marne se to accha h yaha hamari gand maro

kashinath-gand maar kr admi gadia ban jata h kaatia,tu chahta h me tere yaha gadia ban ke rahu,tu kahe to daalu,tu kahe to nikalu

kaatia-aisa hi samjho,to kya,

hamari gand maroge to ham samman karege tumara,rupaya pesa milega,or log bhi gand marbaye ge tumse

kashinath-logo ki gand markar bo jeeta h jiske lode me pani bhara hota h,gand marane ka itna hi shok h to kutto se gand marbale kaatia



Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jun
4
2015

idea -


आज रस्त्यावर ideaच तुटलेल सिम-कार्ड पाहिले ..

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भेन्चोद..
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IIN चा विद्यार्थी नापास झाला वाटत .....

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Aug
4
2015

birbal-dica dica dica dica dam dam dica dica dica


birbal-dica dica dica dica dam dam dica dica dica.....
sipahii-akbar bhosaaaddiiiiiiiiiiiii ka
akbar bhosaaaddiiiiiiiiiii ka
akbar bhosaaaddiiiiiiiiiii ka

Submitted By : Rohit Sharma
Place : aundh
7 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
3
2015

Santa banta jokes


Santa banta jokes

one DAy Santa ne kha ki uski wife Mr gyi
to banta ne kha ki ye to hona hi tha ..Chinese maal chlta hi kitna hau

Submitted By : harshit
Place : Rishikesh
8 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jun
1
2015

One Gujrati ben sees a pregnant Christian woman


One Gujrati ben sees a pregnant Christian woman
and
thinks her stomach has a swelling.

She asks: "Su Thayu, Pet Par Suzo Chadyo?"

Christian Female: "Sujo Nahi, D'Suzo Chadyo."

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
24
2015

Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Anusar Teen Rishtey Waqt Par


Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Anusar Teen Rishtey Waqt Par Hi Pehchane Jate Hai. Aulaad Budhape Mein Dost Musibat Mein, Aur Girlfriend Thand Mein

Submitted By : aarav singh
Place : new delhi
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
16
2015

Pyar to shayad bachpan bala hi saccha hota tha


Pyar to shayad bachpan bala hi saccha hota tha

Na chut ka pata na mutth marne ka gyan

Magar fir bhi class me sirf ek ladki itni acchi lag jati thi jiske lie roj subha uth kr jaldi school jate the


Asli pyar to shayad bahi tha
Brna ab to sab chudai ke bahane h

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
13 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
5
2015

Breaking NewsAfter the overwhelming response to


Breaking News:After the overwhelming response to Tata Nano, Skoda is also coming up with a small car - and named it 'Lulli'.Media: Why Lulli?Skoda PR guy: Because our big car iscalled Laura!

Submitted By : Pratul
Place : Alld
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes