Non Veg Jokes

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Jun
1
2015

One Gujrati ben sees a pregnant Christian woman


One Gujrati ben sees a pregnant Christian woman
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thinks her stomach has a swelling.

She asks: "Su Thayu, Pet Par Suzo Chadyo?"

Christian Female: "Sujo Nahi, D'Suzo Chadyo."

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
10 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
24
2015

Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Anusar Teen Rishtey Waqt Par


Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Anusar Teen Rishtey Waqt Par Hi Pehchane Jate Hai. Aulaad Budhape Mein Dost Musibat Mein, Aur Girlfriend Thand Mein

Submitted By : aarav singh
Place : new delhi
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
16
2015

Pyar to shayad bachpan bala hi saccha hota tha


Pyar to shayad bachpan bala hi saccha hota tha

Na chut ka pata na mutth marne ka gyan

Magar fir bhi class me sirf ek ladki itni acchi lag jati thi jiske lie roj subha uth kr jaldi school jate the


Asli pyar to shayad bahi tha
Brna ab to sab chudai ke bahane h

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
5
2015

Breaking NewsAfter the overwhelming response to


Breaking News:After the overwhelming response to Tata Nano, Skoda is also coming up with a small car - and named it 'Lulli'.Media: Why Lulli?Skoda PR guy: Because our big car iscalled Laura!

Submitted By : Pratul
Place : Alld
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


May
24
2015

Joke


Joke

दोघे मित्र जंगलात संङास करण्यासाठी जातात
थोड्या वेळाने तिथे वाघ येतो

पहिला -काय घाबरला का..

दुसरा -अजिबात नाही .

पहिला -मग तुझा सोडून माझा बोचा का धुतोस.


Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


May
20
2015

Marathi joke


Marathi joke

जे लोक बोलतात बीना पाण्याची होळी.
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आणि बीना फटाक्याची दिवाळी साजरी केली पाहिजे.
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अशा लोकांना बीना भोकाची बायको झवायला दिली पाहिजे...


Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jun
26
2015

Boy - birthday par mujhe Chut chahiye


Boy - birthday par mujhe Chut chahiye
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girl - hamesha gandi chiz hi magte ho kuch our mago
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Boy - iphone 6
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girl - Achha thik h pr ghodi nhi banugi

:-P

Submitted By : Morningstar
Place : Noida
17 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
21
2015

Ladki-ye jante hue bhi ki tum ek randi ho me


Ladki-ye jante hue bhi ki tum ek randi ho me tumse shadi karne ko tyar hu,kyoki mujhe paheli najar me hi tumse pyar ho gaya tha

Magar meri ek shart hai

Bus tumari chut itni khuli ho jisme mera lund aaram se so sake

Ladki-ha itni hi khuli h

Ladka-okk, tab to tum shadi ki tyari shuru kr do

Shuhagraat bale din

Ladka ladki ko kiss karke,chuhche buche daba ke uski choot dekhta h

Or dekhte hi bahar chala jata h

Ladki-kya hua

Ladka-bhen ki lodi mene kaha tha ki choot itni khuli ho ki mera lund aaram se so sake













Ye nhi kaha tha ki usme chaarpai daal ke me aaram se so saku


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
18 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes