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Interviewer Tell me about your strengths


Interviewer: Tell me about your strengths.
Candidate: I'm very quick at Math.
Interviewer: What's the square root of 700?
Candidate: 4
Interviewer: That's not even close.
Candidate: I said I was quick, not accurate, looks like you need some help in listening skills

Submitted By : Sanket
Place : surat

Nigerians wont kill me ooooo


Nigerians won't kill me ooooo.
How can you go to a dead person's timeline and post "RIP bro" I'm sorry it's coming late..

Submitted By : Joe Flimy
Place : Accra

A little boy was in a taxi eating a chocolate


A little boy was in a taxi eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another ... A man next to him said "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth" The boy replied, "my grandfather lived for 132 years." The man asked, "was it because of eating chocolate?" The boy replied, "No, he was always minding his own business.

Submitted By : Joe Flimy
Place : Accra

The family members went for party in hotel


The family members went for party in hotel
After dinner wife shouting dear it's not home please don't Wash the plates

Submitted By : Nagarj
Place : dhrwad

There were 3 ants blackred and white


There were 3 ants black,red and white
The black one said
“I always stay in the sun that is why I am black
The red one said
“I suck everybody’s blood that is why I am red”
and the white one said
“I always put powder and fair & lovely that is why l am white”

Submitted By : nitya
Place : pittsburgh

when a couple went to hotel after dinner the


when a couple went to hotel after dinner the husband washing his plate suddenly wife shouting dear it's not home it's not home

Submitted By : Nagarj
Place : dhrwad

Knock knock


Knock knock
Who's there
Cow's go
Cow's go who
Cow's go moo not who.

Submitted By : Luke Greenwood
Place : poole

Husband from office- aaj Khane mein kya bana hai


Husband from office- aaj Khane mein kya bana hai.
Wife- poison.
Husband- aaj mein office se late Aunga Khana Khake soo jana

Submitted By : varchas
Place : panipat