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Knock knock


Knock knock
Who's there
Cow's go
Cow's go who
Cow's go moo not who.

Submitted By : Luke Greenwood
Place : poole

Husband from office- aaj Khane mein kya bana hai


Husband from office- aaj Khane mein kya bana hai.
Wife- poison.
Husband- aaj mein office se late Aunga Khana Khake soo jana

Submitted By : varchas
Place : panipat

Akbar Ne Birbal Se Kaha Kuch Aisa Likho Ki Jo


Akbar Ne Birbal Se Kaha Kuch Aisa Likho Ki Jo
Khushi Me Padho To Dukh
Ho Aur Gum Me Padho To Khushi..
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Birbal Ne Likha:
''YE WAQT GUZAR JAYEGA''
Snt

Submitted By : shreyashtalera
Place : nashik

Wife can give happiness and sadness together


Wife can give *happiness* and *sadness* together

Submitted By : Sanket
Place : surat

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संता -- पड़ोस मे क्या चल रहा हे??
बंता -- बर्थ डे हे ।
संता -- किसका ???
बंता -- "टुयु" का
संता -- "टुयु " कौन ???

Submitted By : Kunal
Place : Patiala

One day a teacher gave a student an assignment


One day a teacher gave a student an assignment to form a letter with these colors
(green,pink and yellow)
Then the next day when the teacher asked for the assignment he gave his teacher his notebook his teacher was surprised to see ;My phone green I pink it I say yellow

Submitted By : Ajiboye Favour
Place : Ibadan

Mom I m pregnant


Mom I m pregnant!!

Honey are u drunk

Yeah why??

You're a boy.

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Submitted By : AM Roy!
Place : Delhi

Teacher- Governer ka naam batao


Teacher- Governer ka naam batao.
Me- Madam nahi pata.
Teacher- Arre wahi jo Notes pe likha rehta hai.
Me- 'SONAM GUPTA BEWAFA HAI'.

Submitted By : AM Roy!
Place : Delhi