Desi Dirty Jokes

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Mar
14
2012

Pappu Bachpan Mein Bada Hi Shaitan Tha


Pappu Bachpan Mein Bada Hi Shaitan Tha, Aur Badi Sharate Kiya Karta Tha

Ek Din Uske Rishtedari Mein Ek Shadi Thi.

Santa: Preeto Iss Shart Par Shaadi Mein Lekar Jate Hai Ki Wo Kisi Se Bolega Nahi.

Pappu Shart Maan Kar Shadi Mein Aa Jata Hai, Aur Sharat Ke Mutabik Kisi Se Nahi Bolta,

Lekin Thodi Hi Der Mein Ek Aadmi Pappu Ki Shikayat Lekar Santa-Preeto Ke Paas
Aa Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai,

Aadmi: “Aapka Bachha Bahut Hi Gande-Gande Ishare Kar Raha Hai”

Santa: “Kis Tarah Ke Ishare Kar Raha Tha?”

Aadmi: “Pehle To Usne Hath Mein Lund Bana Kar Dikhaya, Phir Hath Mein Chut Bana Kar Dikhayi Aur Uske Baad Hath Se Chodne Ka Ishara Karne Laga”

Santa Ne Pappu Ko Bulaya Aur Usko Bahut Danta Aur Pucha: “Kya Gande-Gande Ishare Kar Raha Tha Be Tu?”

Pappu: “Main To Hath Se Lund Bana Kar Inse Puch Raha Tha Ki Aap Ladke Walo Ki Taraf Se Ho Kya?”

Jab Ye Kuch Nahi Bole To Mene Chut Bana Kar Pucha Ki Aap Ladki Walo Ki Taraf Se Ho Kya?

Jab Ye Dono Baar Mein Kuch Nahi Bole Tab Mene Inse Ishare Mein Pucha: “Jab Ladka Aur Ladki Kisi Bhi Side Se Nahi Ho To Yaha Kya Gand Marvane Aaye Ho?“

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May
15
2012

Zindagi ke 7 Usool:


Zindagi ke 7 Usool:

1. Chut, Chuchi, Chilam jitni bhi piyo kabhi juthi nahi hoti.

2. Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant me hi karna chahiye.

3. Foda, Lauda aur Ghoda sahlane se badta hai.

4. Lund aur Ghamand dono ko kabu me rakhna zaruri hai.

5. Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, Lund chusegi toh baith ke aur chudegi let ke hi.

6. Saap aur choot jahan dekho maar do.

7. Taviz aur condom hamesha paas rakho, Bhoot aur Choot ka pata nahi kab mil jaye.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
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Mar
17
2012

2012 ka sab sy harami Bachaa...


2012 ka sab sy harami Bachaa...

Dukandar se bola..?

"Uncle soooji hai....?"

Dukandaar- nahi Beta sooji nahi hai..

Bacha- to UNCLE Dukaan kya Marwane ke liye khulwai hai....?


After some days...

Baccha- Uncle Sooji hai???

Dukandaar- Haan beta sooji hai

Boy- To itni marwa kyu li jo sooj gayi :P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
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Mar
17
2012

LADKI NE LADKE K UPER SU SU KR DIYA.


LADKI NE LADKE K UPER SU SU KR DIYA.

LADKA-aye chanchal shokh hasinaa ye kaisi nadaani hai?

LADKI-tum jiske liye taraste ho ye usi jheel ka paani hai.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
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Apr
19
2012

Raju Khatiya Kharid Ke Ghar Ja Raha Tha.


Raju Khatiya Kharid Ke Ghar Ja Raha Tha.

Sabir: Kitne Ki Laaye?
Raju: 800/-
Sabir : Marwa Aaye Gaand? 600 Mein To Yahin Mil Jaati.

Thoda Aage Ek Aur Dost: Kitne Ki?
Raju: 600/-
Harshi: Marwa Aaye? 400 Ki To Yahin Mil Jaati.

Fir Aage Ek Aur Dost: Kahan Se Aaye?
Raju: Gaand Marwa Ke.
Shubham : Achha, Khatiya Bhi Khud Ki Lekar Gaye The

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Mar
10
2012

If u Fuck a woman nicely


If u Fuck a woman nicely, She will Luv u for the rest of her life.

But if u Luv a woman nicely, She will Fuck U for the rest of your life.

-William bhosdiwala :D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
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Mar
16
2012

‎1 kiasaan luti hui izzat ki haalat me


‎1 kiasaan luti hui izzat ki haalat me gaaon me aaya.....

Laundo ne poochhaa : Kyaa hua??

Kisaan : Shehar me anaaj bech raha tha "gehoon le lo..gehoon le lo"

Kamino ne samjhaa.....

"Gay-hu-le-lo....gey-hu-le-lo"

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
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Apr
1
2012

Girl: Mom aaj 1 ladke ne meri 1 chuchi dabayi.


Girl: Mom aaj 1 ladke ne meri 1 chuchi dabayi.

Mom: Tune usko chata nahi mara?

Girl: Mujhe achanak gandhiji yaad aa gaye aur maine dusri chuchi aage kar di !

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