Desi Dirty Jokes

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Mar
10
2012

Ek kutti ko 5 kutte milke chod rahe the


Ek kutti ko 5 kutte milke chod rahe the.......

Ek aurat apni beti k sath baith kr une dekh rahi thi n achanak si aurat hass pdi...

Beti: kya hua mom....???

Mom: kuch nai beti bs yu hi jawani k din yad aa gye....

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
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Rating :   201 Votes


Mar
17
2012

2012 ka sab sy harami Bachaa...


2012 ka sab sy harami Bachaa...

Dukandar se bola..?

"Uncle soooji hai....?"

Dukandaar- nahi Beta sooji nahi hai..

Bacha- to UNCLE Dukaan kya Marwane ke liye khulwai hai....?


After some days...

Baccha- Uncle Sooji hai???

Dukandaar- Haan beta sooji hai

Boy- To itni marwa kyu li jo sooj gayi :P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
374 Likes
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Rating :   219 Votes


Mar
17
2012

LADKI NE LADKE K UPER SU SU KR DIYA.


LADKI NE LADKE K UPER SU SU KR DIYA.

LADKA-aye chanchal shokh hasinaa ye kaisi nadaani hai?

LADKI-tum jiske liye taraste ho ye usi jheel ka paani hai.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
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Rating :   153 Votes


May
15
2012

Zindagi ke 7 Usool:


Zindagi ke 7 Usool:

1. Chut, Chuchi, Chilam jitni bhi piyo kabhi juthi nahi hoti.

2. Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant me hi karna chahiye.

3. Foda, Lauda aur Ghoda sahlane se badta hai.

4. Lund aur Ghamand dono ko kabu me rakhna zaruri hai.

5. Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, Lund chusegi toh baith ke aur chudegi let ke hi.

6. Saap aur choot jahan dekho maar do.

7. Taviz aur condom hamesha paas rakho, Bhoot aur Choot ka pata nahi kab mil jaye.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
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Rating :   214 Votes


Apr
19
2012

Raju Khatiya Kharid Ke Ghar Ja Raha Tha.


Raju Khatiya Kharid Ke Ghar Ja Raha Tha.

Sabir: Kitne Ki Laaye?
Raju: 800/-
Sabir : Marwa Aaye Gaand? 600 Mein To Yahin Mil Jaati.

Thoda Aage Ek Aur Dost: Kitne Ki?
Raju: 600/-
Harshi: Marwa Aaye? 400 Ki To Yahin Mil Jaati.

Fir Aage Ek Aur Dost: Kahan Se Aaye?
Raju: Gaand Marwa Ke.
Shubham : Achha, Khatiya Bhi Khud Ki Lekar Gaye The

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
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Rating :   220 Votes


Mar
10
2012

If u Fuck a woman nicely


If u Fuck a woman nicely, She will Luv u for the rest of her life.

But if u Luv a woman nicely, She will Fuck U for the rest of your life.

-William bhosdiwala :D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
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Rating :   144 Votes


Mar
16
2012

‎1 kiasaan luti hui izzat ki haalat me


‎1 kiasaan luti hui izzat ki haalat me gaaon me aaya.....

Laundo ne poochhaa : Kyaa hua??

Kisaan : Shehar me anaaj bech raha tha "gehoon le lo..gehoon le lo"

Kamino ne samjhaa.....

"Gay-hu-le-lo....gey-hu-le-lo"

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
347 Likes
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Rating :   206 Votes


Mar
16
2012

Ek baar santa ko hichki aayi


Ek baar santa ko hichki aayi.....hichki k saath paad bhi nikal gaya.....

Santa : kamaal hai !!!! yaad karne waale ne toh gaand hi phaad di.....

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
336 Likes
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Rating :   159 Votes