Desi Dirty Jokes

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Mar
17
2012

Why dis Chodaveri di?????????


Why dis Chodaveri di?????????
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Why dis Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri di..
"Gf in my Room Room,
Wearing Bra white white,
Nipple color light light,
Mine Lund Tight Tight"
Why dis Chodaveri Chodaveri di..
"Hand la Bra,
Bra da Boobs,
Boobs full milk.
Wetty choot,
Lund cum,
Sex like silk.
Boobs Boobs
Sexy Boobs,i want suck now..
Choot Choot
Wetty Choot,i want fuck now"

"Guys m fucking now,she's screaming now..
This msg is for everyone,we dnt have choice"
Why dis Chodaveri Chodaveri di!!;)

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
480 Likes
114 Dislikes
Rating :   284 Votes


May
15
2012

Zindagi ke 7 Usool:


Zindagi ke 7 Usool:

1. Chut, Chuchi, Chilam jitni bhi piyo kabhi juthi nahi hoti.

2. Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant me hi karna chahiye.

3. Foda, Lauda aur Ghoda sahlane se badta hai.

4. Lund aur Ghamand dono ko kabu me rakhna zaruri hai.

5. Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, Lund chusegi toh baith ke aur chudegi let ke hi.

6. Saap aur choot jahan dekho maar do.

7. Taviz aur condom hamesha paas rakho, Bhoot aur Choot ka pata nahi kab mil jaye.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
417 Likes
68 Dislikes
Rating :   296 Votes


Mar
17
2012

2012 ka sab sy harami Bachaa...


2012 ka sab sy harami Bachaa...

Dukandar se bola..?

"Uncle soooji hai....?"

Dukandaar- nahi Beta sooji nahi hai..

Bacha- to UNCLE Dukaan kya Marwane ke liye khulwai hai....?


After some days...

Baccha- Uncle Sooji hai???

Dukandaar- Haan beta sooji hai

Boy- To itni marwa kyu li jo sooj gayi :P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
410 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   285 Votes


Mar
17
2012

LADKI NE LADKE K UPER SU SU KR DIYA.


LADKI NE LADKE K UPER SU SU KR DIYA.

LADKA-aye chanchal shokh hasinaa ye kaisi nadaani hai?

LADKI-tum jiske liye taraste ho ye usi jheel ka paani hai.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
394 Likes
50 Dislikes
Rating :   200 Votes


Apr
19
2012

Raju Khatiya Kharid Ke Ghar Ja Raha Tha.


Raju Khatiya Kharid Ke Ghar Ja Raha Tha.

Sabir: Kitne Ki Laaye?
Raju: 800/-
Sabir : Marwa Aaye Gaand? 600 Mein To Yahin Mil Jaati.

Thoda Aage Ek Aur Dost: Kitne Ki?
Raju: 600/-
Harshi: Marwa Aaye? 400 Ki To Yahin Mil Jaati.

Fir Aage Ek Aur Dost: Kahan Se Aaye?
Raju: Gaand Marwa Ke.
Shubham : Achha, Khatiya Bhi Khud Ki Lekar Gaye The

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
384 Likes
48 Dislikes
Rating :   256 Votes


Mar
10
2012

If u Fuck a woman nicely


If u Fuck a woman nicely, She will Luv u for the rest of her life.

But if u Luv a woman nicely, She will Fuck U for the rest of your life.

-William bhosdiwala :D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
375 Likes
29 Dislikes
Rating :   181 Votes


Apr
1
2012

Girl: Mom aaj 1 ladke ne meri 1 chuchi dabayi.


Girl: Mom aaj 1 ladke ne meri 1 chuchi dabayi.

Mom: Tune usko chata nahi mara?

Girl: Mujhe achanak gandhiji yaad aa gaye aur maine dusri chuchi aage kar di !

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
370 Likes
35 Dislikes
Rating :   253 Votes


Nov
8
2013

Lady to Dr - Mere pati mujh se sex nahi karte


Lady to Dr - Mere pati mujh se sex nahi karte..

Dr - ye lo 30 goliyan, roz ek khila dena.
















Lady ne 1 goli di to usne us raat sex kiya.
















Next day 2 goliyan di to usne khoob Zor se sex kiya,
















Lady ko Bahut maja aya. 3sre din usney saari goliyan doodh me daal kar pila di
















3 din baad Dr ne lady ko call kiya, uske bete ne uthaya,
















Dr ne poocha mummy kaisi hain ?
















Beta- Maa mar gayi, Chachi aur mausi hospital me hain, Kaam waali bhaag gayi, Aunti ne papa par Rape case thok diya. Meri Gaand abhi bhi dukh rahi hai, chota bhai jhaariyon me chuppa hai aur papa Nange hokar lawn me Tommy ke peechey bhaag rahey hain
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Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : INDIA
366 Likes
51 Dislikes
Rating :   323 Votes