Desi Dirty Jokes

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Mar
17
2012

Why dis Chodaveri di?????????


Why dis Chodaveri di?????????
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Why dis Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri di..
"Gf in my Room Room,
Wearing Bra white white,
Nipple color light light,
Mine Lund Tight Tight"
Why dis Chodaveri Chodaveri di..
"Hand la Bra,
Bra da Boobs,
Boobs full milk.
Wetty choot,
Lund cum,
Sex like silk.
Boobs Boobs
Sexy Boobs,i want suck now..
Choot Choot
Wetty Choot,i want fuck now"

"Guys m fucking now,she's screaming now..
This msg is for everyone,we dnt have choice"
Why dis Chodaveri Chodaveri di!!;)

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
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Rating :   284 Votes


May
15
2012

Zindagi ke 7 Usool:


Zindagi ke 7 Usool:

1. Chut, Chuchi, Chilam jitni bhi piyo kabhi juthi nahi hoti.

2. Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant me hi karna chahiye.

3. Foda, Lauda aur Ghoda sahlane se badta hai.

4. Lund aur Ghamand dono ko kabu me rakhna zaruri hai.

5. Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, Lund chusegi toh baith ke aur chudegi let ke hi.

6. Saap aur choot jahan dekho maar do.

7. Taviz aur condom hamesha paas rakho, Bhoot aur Choot ka pata nahi kab mil jaye.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
414 Likes
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Rating :   295 Votes


Mar
17
2012

2012 ka sab sy harami Bachaa...


2012 ka sab sy harami Bachaa...

Dukandar se bola..?

"Uncle soooji hai....?"

Dukandaar- nahi Beta sooji nahi hai..

Bacha- to UNCLE Dukaan kya Marwane ke liye khulwai hai....?


After some days...

Baccha- Uncle Sooji hai???

Dukandaar- Haan beta sooji hai

Boy- To itni marwa kyu li jo sooj gayi :P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
410 Likes
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Rating :   285 Votes


Mar
17
2012

LADKI NE LADKE K UPER SU SU KR DIYA.


LADKI NE LADKE K UPER SU SU KR DIYA.

LADKA-aye chanchal shokh hasinaa ye kaisi nadaani hai?

LADKI-tum jiske liye taraste ho ye usi jheel ka paani hai.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
391 Likes
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Rating :   199 Votes


Apr
19
2012

Raju Khatiya Kharid Ke Ghar Ja Raha Tha.


Raju Khatiya Kharid Ke Ghar Ja Raha Tha.

Sabir: Kitne Ki Laaye?
Raju: 800/-
Sabir : Marwa Aaye Gaand? 600 Mein To Yahin Mil Jaati.

Thoda Aage Ek Aur Dost: Kitne Ki?
Raju: 600/-
Harshi: Marwa Aaye? 400 Ki To Yahin Mil Jaati.

Fir Aage Ek Aur Dost: Kahan Se Aaye?
Raju: Gaand Marwa Ke.
Shubham : Achha, Khatiya Bhi Khud Ki Lekar Gaye The

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
383 Likes
48 Dislikes
Rating :   255 Votes


Mar
10
2012

If u Fuck a woman nicely


If u Fuck a woman nicely, She will Luv u for the rest of her life.

But if u Luv a woman nicely, She will Fuck U for the rest of your life.

-William bhosdiwala :D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
374 Likes
29 Dislikes
Rating :   180 Votes


Apr
1
2012

Girl: Mom aaj 1 ladke ne meri 1 chuchi dabayi.


Girl: Mom aaj 1 ladke ne meri 1 chuchi dabayi.

Mom: Tune usko chata nahi mara?

Girl: Mujhe achanak gandhiji yaad aa gaye aur maine dusri chuchi aage kar di !

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
368 Likes
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Rating :   253 Votes


Mar
16
2012

‎1 kiasaan luti hui izzat ki haalat me


‎1 kiasaan luti hui izzat ki haalat me gaaon me aaya.....

Laundo ne poochhaa : Kyaa hua??

Kisaan : Shehar me anaaj bech raha tha "gehoon le lo..gehoon le lo"

Kamino ne samjhaa.....

"Gay-hu-le-lo....gey-hu-le-lo"

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
364 Likes
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Rating :   238 Votes