Desi Dirty Jokes

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Nov
25
2012

Sabse Pavitra cheez agar hai to wo hai Purush ka L


Sabse Pavitra cheez agar hai to wo hai Purush ka Ling.
-Ye bahut Vinamra hai, hamesha Jhuka rehta hai.
-Ye Dayalu hai, ladkiyon ki Goad bharta hai.
-Ye Asli Guru hai, jo apne do chelon ka saath nahin Chhodta.
-Ismein Sadgi hai, ye chhoti si gufa mein raat guzarta hai.
-Ye Adarniya hai, nari ko dekh ke khada ho jata hai.
-Ye achcha hai, chahe kitna modo marodo ismein se amrit hi niklta hai, jisse shristi chalti hai.
Agar aap LING-DHARI hain to msg aage bheje.

Submitted By : suraj shetty
Place : bhayander
77 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   68 Votes


Oct
25
2013

Ek Naai Ki Dukaan Ke Upar Ghar Tha


Ek Naai Ki Dukaan Ke Upar Ghar Tha.
Ek Din Ghar Ki Ek Aurat Ne Bahar Ki Taraf Apni Sadi Sukhne Ke Liye Dali.
Dukan Mein Andhera Ho Gaya To Naai Ne Jor Se Awaaz Lagayi.
Naai: ?Bhabhi Ji, Sadi Uper Utha Lo Mene Baal Kaatne Hai?

Submitted By : Nikhil 8696431431
Place : Alwar
77 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   120 Votes


Oct
11
2013

Math Teacher1 me 2


Math Teacher..1 me 2
Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?
Girl:-
miss yeh to ap ka hi
hosla he hmari to 1 se hi
jaan nikal jati he..!

Submitted By : vimal raj
Place : bharuch
77 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   103 Votes


Jan
15
2014

Mayawati ka Balatkaar ho gaya


Mayawati ka Balatkaar ho gaya.
Haso mat.. Joke aage hai..
Manmohan asks Doctor: Uski tabiyat kaisi hai.
Doctor: Hum Oxygen mask laga kr unke chehre ki khushi ko chupane ki koshish kr rahe hai...

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
75 Likes
59 Dislikes
Rating :   150 Votes


Jul
13
2013

Vakil- Behnji us raat Kya Hua Tha


Vakil- Behnji us raat Kya Hua Tha?
1st usne Muje Giraya?
Fir behnji,
Fir Blous Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Petikot Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Apki Behn Chud gayi vakil sahab.

Submitted By : sameer
Place : mumbai
75 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   80 Votes


Oct
22
2013

Boy Tumhari Sandal Kitne


Boy: Tumhari Sandal Kitne
Sundar Hai
Girl:Utaru kya????
Boy: Us se acchi toh tumhari Jeans hai:p

Submitted By : Suraj
Place : Navi Mumbai
74 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   107 Votes


Jun
16
2013

Son- Papa Ek Sawaal hai


Son- Papa Ek Sawaal hai.
Papa- Kya Bete.
Son- Papa Paperwala Paper Bechta hai, Sabjiwala Sabji Bechta hai to ye Bhosdiwala kya Bechta hai??

Submitted By : Kartik
Place : Rajkot
72 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   92 Votes


Oct
22
2013

Santa went to hospital for ECG


Santa went to hospital for ECG.
Nurse:
"Kapde utaaro aur yahan late jaao!!"
Santa:
"Pehle ECG kar lein ??"

Submitted By : HANUMANTA
Place : AMBERNATH
72 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   111 Votes