Desi Dirty Jokes

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Feb
7
2013

Saal ka sb se Ganda SMS


Saal ka sb se Ganda SMS

Class mein ek larky ne larki ki gaand me ungli di Larki peechy dekh kar muskrai aur boli Srf Utni nikalna jitni khaani ho

Submitted By : Sajid Ali
Place : Pakistan
88 Likes
129 Dislikes
Rating :   192 Votes


Oct
26
2012

Santa apni Gaye(cow) ko pregnant karaane


Santa apni Gaye(cow) ko pregnant karaane truck me apne Dost k Saand k pass le geya.
Kaam hone par Santa:Muze kaise pata chalega ki gaye pregnant hui hai.
Dost:Kal subah agar gaye leti mili to samjho pregnant hai.
Dusre din gaye khadi mili to Santa wapis usey truck me baithakar kaam karwa aaya.
5 din yeh silsala chala.
6 ve din Santa ki BV ne usey nind me se uthaya.
Santa:Kya hua gaye(cow) pregnant hui ?
BV: Woh toh truck me chadkar Horn baja rahi hai.

Submitted By : sanjaymehtad2h@gmail.com
Place : Jodhpur
88 Likes
136 Dislikes
Rating :   189 Votes


Oct
22
2013

Boy Tumhari Sandal Kitne


Boy: Tumhari Sandal Kitne
Sundar Hai
Girl:Utaru kya????
Boy: Us se acchi toh tumhari Jeans hai:p

Submitted By : Suraj
Place : Navi Mumbai
87 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   120 Votes


May
1
2013

Ek aadmi raat ko sharab peeke ghar aaya


Ek aadmi raat ko sharab peeke ghar aaya
aur soye- Soye Bhagwan ko pyara hogaya,,
.
Upar jaake usne ek aur jeene ka chance
maanga,,
.
Bhagwan ne use murgi bana ke bhej diya,,
Murgi banke usne ek anda diya,,
Anda deke woh bahut khushhua,,
.
Jaise hi woh dusra anda dene laga,,
Uske sar pe kisi ne juta maara,,
.
AUR Jab usne aankhe kholi toh dekha ki
Biwi chilla rahi thi,,
.
UTH JAA SAALE,
BISTAR PE POTTY KIYE JAA RAHA HAI,,

Submitted By : rohit tiwari
Place : Delhi
87 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   109 Votes


Oct
11
2013

Math Teacher1 me 2


Math Teacher..1 me 2
Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?
Girl:-
miss yeh to ap ka hi
hosla he hmari to 1 se hi
jaan nikal jati he..!

Submitted By : vimal raj
Place : bharuch
87 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   113 Votes


Jun
28
2013

Jab Santa Fauj Mein Tha To Uso Sharat


Jab Santa Fauj Mein Tha To Uso Sharat
Laganey Ki Bahut Buri Aadat Thi Aur Sabhi
Us Se Preshan Rehte The.
Ek Din Santa Major Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola -
Santa : "Sir, Yeh Meri Aakhiri Sharat Hai,
Aur Woh Main Aapke Sath Lagana Chahta
Hun."
Major Khishi- Khushi Raji Ho Gaya, aur
Bola-
Major : "Bolo, Kya Sharat Hai?"
Santa : "Apko Bwaseer Hai".
Major : Main Sharat Lagata Hun Ke Nahi
Hai".
Santa : "Main Ungli Daal Kar Check
Karuga".
Major Khushi-Khushi Maan Gaya Aur Dono
Me 5,000/- Rs. Ki Sharat Lag Gayi.
Santa Ne Major Ki "GAAND ME UNGLI" Daal
Di.
Tabhi Bahar Se Jor Jor Se Rone Ki Aawaz
Aane Lagi.
Major Pant Pehan Kar Bahar Gaya Aur
Poocha-
Major : "Kya Hua?"
Staff : "Sir, Isne Humse 50,000/- Rs. Ki
Sharat Lagai Thi Ki Major Ki Gaand Me Ungli
Daal Ke Dikhaunga!"

Submitted By : Tarnish
Place : Patiala
86 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   69 Votes


Aug
30
2013

Sex kar lene k baad


Sex kar lene k baad
BOY: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai

GIRL:meri CHOOT ke aashiq madrchod ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai

Submitted By : anand parmar
Place : ahmedabad
85 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   125 Votes


Dec
6
2012

Shopkeeper Madam Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano


Shopkeeper: ?Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai ?

Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: ? Acha Fir Ye Batao Ki Main Tumhe Kaisi Lagti Hun? ?

Tota: ? sali ek no ki rand Lagti H tu?

Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: ? Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai ?

Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko pani me bar bar duboya Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga

Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: ? Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye AbNahi Gali Dega ?

Lady: ? Agar Mere Ghar Par MereSath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?

? Tota: ? Tumhara Pati Hoga ?

Lady: ? Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To? ?

Tota: ? Tumhara Pati Aur Devar ?

Lady: ? Agar Teen Aaye To? ?

Tota: ? Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai ?

Lady: ? Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?

? Tota shopkeeper ko bola: Pani le aa
main to phle hi kha rha tha ki rand h?

Submitted By : primeking
Place : pilani
85 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   78 Votes