Desi Dirty Jokes

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Oct
22
2013

Santa went to hospital for ECG


Santa went to hospital for ECG.
Nurse:
"Kapde utaaro aur yahan late jaao!!"
Santa:
"Pehle ECG kar lein ??"

Submitted By : HANUMANTA
Place : AMBERNATH
90 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   121 Votes


May
28
2013

Honeymoon par gaye ek jode ne hotel me entry li


Honeymoon par gaye ek jode ne hotel me entry li.
Patni sofe pr baith gayi and pati counter pr room book krne
chala gaya. Waha pr ek ladki mini skirt me counter pr
khadi thi.
Room me aakar pati ne patni se kaha: wo jo ladki counter
pr khadi thi wo call girl thi
Patni - nahi ji ye unka uniform hota h aap to kuch b
samajh lete ho
Pati patni me bahas ho gayi or shart lag gayi
Pati ne patni ko parde ke peeche chhupa diya or ladki ko
bulaya or puccha - main akela hu aaj rat mere sath rukogi
Ladki boli - 2000 lungi
Pati - 200 dunga
Aur ladki gussa hoke chali gayi or pati shart jeet gaya
Fir sham ko dono pati patni restaurent me baithe hue the
to us ladki ne door se uneh dekha nd paas aakar boli....
200 rs me to aisi hi milegi....

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
89 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   82 Votes


Oct
22
2013

Boy Tumhari Sandal Kitne


Boy: Tumhari Sandal Kitne
Sundar Hai
Girl:Utaru kya????
Boy: Us se acchi toh tumhari Jeans hai:p

Submitted By : Suraj
Place : Navi Mumbai
88 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   122 Votes


Jun
28
2013

Jab Santa Fauj Mein Tha To Uso Sharat


Jab Santa Fauj Mein Tha To Uso Sharat
Laganey Ki Bahut Buri Aadat Thi Aur Sabhi
Us Se Preshan Rehte The.
Ek Din Santa Major Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola -
Santa : "Sir, Yeh Meri Aakhiri Sharat Hai,
Aur Woh Main Aapke Sath Lagana Chahta
Hun."
Major Khishi- Khushi Raji Ho Gaya, aur
Bola-
Major : "Bolo, Kya Sharat Hai?"
Santa : "Apko Bwaseer Hai".
Major : Main Sharat Lagata Hun Ke Nahi
Hai".
Santa : "Main Ungli Daal Kar Check
Karuga".
Major Khushi-Khushi Maan Gaya Aur Dono
Me 5,000/- Rs. Ki Sharat Lag Gayi.
Santa Ne Major Ki "GAAND ME UNGLI" Daal
Di.
Tabhi Bahar Se Jor Jor Se Rone Ki Aawaz
Aane Lagi.
Major Pant Pehan Kar Bahar Gaya Aur
Poocha-
Major : "Kya Hua?"
Staff : "Sir, Isne Humse 50,000/- Rs. Ki
Sharat Lagai Thi Ki Major Ki Gaand Me Ungli
Daal Ke Dikhaunga!"

Submitted By : Tarnish
Place : Patiala
88 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   69 Votes


Oct
11
2013

Math Teacher1 me 2


Math Teacher..1 me 2
Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?
Girl:-
miss yeh to ap ka hi
hosla he hmari to 1 se hi
jaan nikal jati he..!

Submitted By : vimal raj
Place : bharuch
88 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   113 Votes


Oct
26
2012

Santa apni Gaye(cow) ko pregnant karaane


Santa apni Gaye(cow) ko pregnant karaane truck me apne Dost k Saand k pass le geya.
Kaam hone par Santa:Muze kaise pata chalega ki gaye pregnant hui hai.
Dost:Kal subah agar gaye leti mili to samjho pregnant hai.
Dusre din gaye khadi mili to Santa wapis usey truck me baithakar kaam karwa aaya.
5 din yeh silsala chala.
6 ve din Santa ki BV ne usey nind me se uthaya.
Santa:Kya hua gaye(cow) pregnant hui ?
BV: Woh toh truck me chadkar Horn baja rahi hai.

Submitted By : sanjaymehtad2h@gmail.com
Place : Jodhpur
88 Likes
138 Dislikes
Rating :   189 Votes


Oct
25
2013

Ek Naai Ki Dukaan Ke Upar Ghar Tha


Ek Naai Ki Dukaan Ke Upar Ghar Tha.
Ek Din Ghar Ki Ek Aurat Ne Bahar Ki Taraf Apni Sadi Sukhne Ke Liye Dali.
Dukan Mein Andhera Ho Gaya To Naai Ne Jor Se Awaaz Lagayi.
Naai: ?Bhabhi Ji, Sadi Uper Utha Lo Mene Baal Kaatne Hai?

Submitted By : Nikhil 8696431431
Place : Alwar
87 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   134 Votes


Aug
30
2013

Ek aadmi ke dono gotte kharab ho jaate hain to wo


Ek aadmi ke dono gotte kharab ho jaate hain .. to wo
apne bete ko US bhejta hai artificial gote lene. Uska
ladka nalayak hota hai .. goto se khelte huye aata hai
to ek girkar toot jaata hai.
ladka darr ke maare ek mitti ka gota bana leta hai aur
usse color karke le aata hai .. India main doctor operate karke laga deta hai ... 2
mahine baad baap ladke ko bulata hai.
baap - madarchod tune ek gota gira diya tha na aur
uski jagah mitti ka banakar laaya tha na!!!
beta - haan lekin aapko itne dino baad kaise pata
chala .. baap - kyuki ek par jhaant aur dusre par ghaas ug rahi
hai madarchod!!!!!??

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
86 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   100 Votes