Desi Dirty Jokes

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Mar
10
2012

The best ever English to hindi dictionary


The best ever English to hindi dictionary for guys:

xcuse me= sun chutiye;

stupid= abe gandu;

get out= Nikal bhosdike;

I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye;

I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;

Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;

Would u like to have this= lega laudu;

Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;

He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;

I'm sorry = maa chuda;

Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;

I 4give u! = muh mei le le;

No = ghanta;

Too small= jhaant barabar;

Too big= gaandfaadu;

Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;

We rock= maa chod di;

And finally the best one:

Dost= laude......:D :D :D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1669 Likes
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Rating :   1760 Votes


May
15
2012

Ek jungle mein male janwar female janwaar ko...


Ek jungle mein sare male janwar female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the.. !!

Saari female jaanwar mil ke Brahmaji ke pass gayi aur vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley !

Bramhaji ne SAB male janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko token de diye aur boley ki ek mahiney ke baad token lanaa aur apna-apna lund le jaana.. !

Shaam ke time Bandar ped pe baitha tha..

Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue kaha:
"Chod
saaley,
bhenchod ! Ab chod naa mujhe"?

Bandar kuch nahi bola.

Bandariya fir boli"Chod na Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey.."!!

Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur bola:
"Ek maheena ruk ja haraamzaadi ! Maine Haathi ka token churaya hai..."!!!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1536 Likes
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Rating :   1623 Votes


May
22
2013

Hot Hindi chutkule


Hot Hindi chutkule, The best Oneliner
Lady tells Doctor:Mere husband ka bahot bada hai
Andar jata hai to kaleje ko lagta hai!
Dr:Chota kar du kya
Lady:-Nahi
Kaleja Upar kardo .
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Mattha tekne ke baad lady boli swamiji koi sadbuddhi ki baat bataiye.
Swami : bra pahan ke aaya karo, hilte dekh ke dhyan bhang ho jata hey.
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Girl-DR Main susu Karti Hoo to 4 DHAR NIKALTI HAI
After checking her,
Dr-4 DHAR HI NIKLEGI KYONKI ANDAR aadmi ki pant KA BUTTON GUSA hAI..
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Hmari new Generation Miss ne kG 1class k bache se kha 1 se 10 tak gino me tume kiss krongi.
Bcha bola:agr me 1 se 100 tk ginu to kya package hai???
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MELODY &MALA-D me kya fark hota hai?
choti bacchi jab masti karti hai to MELODY khati hai
badi bachi jab masti karti hai to MALA-D khati hai
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Club Me Dancr jhuki to American Ne 100 Rs.Uski Bra
me dala,British Ne 200 dale
Sardar ne ATM card Uski Bra Me ghusaya or
300 Rs. Nikaal Liye???
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Sardar was advising his son on dinning table: 'Oye boti kha boti, lulli waddi hoyegi'..
Sardarni (Sharmatey huey(: 'Sardarji tusi v khao na'..???
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SwamiRamdev Blue Film dekhne gye
hans pade
BHAKT:Ap Q hanse gurdev?
SWAMI:Aj 20 sal bad mera khada hua hai
BHAKT:Gurdav apne mera pkda hua hai.???4
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Wht Is Pure Ayurvedic Name For Condom?
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Ans:Veerya Rodhak Yoni Bhedak Tel Yuqt Prajanan Virodhi Ling Vastra

Submitted By : Love-is-life
Place : Delhi
1061 Likes
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Rating :   5169 Votes


Sep
3
2013

Ek train me 3 ladkiyan safar kar rahi thi


Ek train me 3 ladkiyan safar kar rahi thi..
Next station se 3 ladke samne ki seat par aakar
baithe..
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Thodi der baad un logo ne aapas me baat cheet
chalu ki
Ladko ne ladkiyo se kaha pahle hum aapas me
apna parichay dede..
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Beech me baithi ladki jo jyada hoshiyar thi usne
ladkiyo ka parichay kuch is tarah diya
"main to main hu, right wali meri bahen hai aur left
wali meri maa"
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Ladke samaj gaye ki beech wali unka majaak uda
rahi hai
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Ladke bhi kam na the Beech wala ladke ne ladko
ka parichay kuch is
tarah diya
"main to main hu, right wala B.C. hain aur left
wala M.C...
true friendship
Jo samajh gaye wo 'Like' Thoko

Submitted By : Deep
Place : Jalandhar
981 Likes
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Rating :   356 Votes


Mar
10
2012

Wife ko yaqeen tha ki pati & Naukrani me sex Relat


Wife ko yaqeen tha ki pati & Naukrani me sex Relation hai.
Dono ko 1 sath pakdne k liye plan bnaya
or Naukrani ko chupke se chutti pe bhej diya.

Raat ko pati ne pet Dard ka Bahana kiya or toilet gaya &
wife Naukrani k Bed Pe ja k so gayi or Light off kar di
wo silently Room me aye or sex krne laga
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Sex k baad wife boli - Tum Mujhe Yaha dekh k SHOCKED hoge
or light on kar di
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watchman Bola - Madam Aap ?!!!

Moral - zyada smart bnne wala aese hi chud jaate h ;):P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
935 Likes
50 Dislikes
Rating :   805 Votes


Mar
10
2012

Srdr ne Railway Reservation form me


Srdr ne Railway Reservation form me Ling k jagah 6 Inch likha..

Lady Clerk-Ling kya likha hai,Kato isko

Srdr-Kitna?

Lady Clerk-Pura

Srdr-Maa chudao, me BUS se chala jaunga..

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
878 Likes
98 Dislikes
Rating :   989 Votes


Mar
10
2012

Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti


Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :


MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi..

Bachhe:
pehele mera..
pehele mera..
pehele mera..

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
878 Likes
81 Dislikes
Rating :   459 Votes


Mar
17
2012

A girl in an interview room


A girl in an interview room :

Boss: Bataao woh kya cheez hai jiske 2 wheel hain ?

Girl : Motorcycle

Boss : Nhi, Honda motor cycle

Boss: Accha batao, woh kya cheez hai jiske 4 wheel hai ?

Girl : Car

Boss: Nhi, toyota car

Girl gusse se: Ab tu bata...woh kya hai jiske charo taraf baal aur beech mein ched hai ?

Boss : Choot

Girl : Nhi bhosdi, Teri maa ki choot.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
787 Likes
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Rating :   581 Votes