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Oct
24
2014 log kahete hai ki randio ke dard nahi hota
log kahete hai ki randio ke dard nahi hota
magar hamne to chupkar unhe rote dekha hai
logo ne kaha ki bo dard se nahi royi hongi
magar hamne to unhe bhosde pr malham lagate dekha hai
Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
9 Likes 
0 Dislikes
Rating :
2 Votes
Oct
28
2014 Waqt Kahta Hai Mujhe Gawa Mat
"Waqt Kahta Hai Mujhe Gawa Mat,
Dil Kahta Hai Mujhe Laga Mat,
Pyar Kahta Hai Mujhe Ajma Mat,
Aur Aaj Kal Ki Girlfriend Kahti Hai: “Daal-Daal, Tu Ghabra Mat“"
Submitted By : devesh
Place : deoghar
10 Likes 0 Dislikes
Rating :
2 Votes
Oct
17
2014 1 banda chup k se 1 girl k sath sex kra tha k
1 banda chup k se 1 girl k sath sex kra tha k uus ki wife ne usay dekh lea
or boli Hayee.. mai apko pichlay 4 din se kehri hu mere saath sex kro
husband bola… ees ka number ha aj… kal dusariee ka ha… tera number 10 din k baad aye ga
Submitted By : Ron
Place : Florida
5 Likes 9 Dislikes
Rating :
11 Votes
Oct
16
2014 hindi teacher jaao board pe thand likho
hindi teacher: jaao board pe thand likho.
pappu board tak gya chawk uthaya fir teacher se puchha,
"teacher, thand pe 'bindi' vaisi hi lagegi na jaisi land pe lagti hai?"
Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
15 Likes 6 Dislikes
Rating :
9 Votes
Sep
29
2014 ladki- jab bhi mai chhote kapde pehnti hu unke
ladki- jab bhi mai chhote kapde pehnti hu, unke mooh se pani aa jata hai.
dusri- kal maine khuch nahi pehna tha. pata hai phhir pani kaha se aaya tha?????
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badlo se kal barish jo huyi thi.
Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
17 Likes 21 Dislikes
Rating :
18 Votes
Aug
31
2014 Boy-
Boy-
bhukh sanu lagi hai
khaiye kithe ja ke?
girl-
roti ethe bani ae
khao ethe ake
Boy-
nind sanu ayi ae
soiye kithe ja ke?
girl-
bed ethe laga
sowo ethe ake
Boy:
lun sada khada hai
paayiye kithe ja ke?
girl-
fuddi sadi khulli
pavo ethe ake
After sex girl-
peed sanu hundi ae
dasiye kinu ja ke ?
Boy-
sada kam ho Gaya
maa chudao ja ke!!????
??????
Submitted By : shashi singh
Place : jammu
26 Likes 18 Dislikes
Rating :
29 Votes
Aug
27
2014 Tv reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha jab bomb gira
Tv reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha jab bomb gira to kya wo jorse fata?
ZAKHMI Gusse se - Nahi bey randi ke beej !.!
wo rengta hua mere paas aaya or sharma k bola Dhum...
Submitted By : Laughter for you
Place : New Delhi
49 Likes 7 Dislikes
Rating :
35 Votes
Aug
24
2014 or utha ke dikhao
Ek admi apni gf ko chodna chahta tha lekin uska lund bahut patla tha islye wo use andhere kamre me le kta hai aur apna land uske muh me rakh deta hai
ladka- kaisa hai
ladki-mai bidi nahi piti
Submitted By : BabaBakChod
Place : ajmer
26 Likes 3 Dislikes
Rating :
25 Votes