Desi Dirty Jokes

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Jan
13
2018

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पति- ये फटे हुए कंडोम सोफे पर क्यों पड़े हुए है

पत्नी- क्या..??? कहा....??

पत्नी तुरंत जाकर ढूंढने लगती है

और कुछ देर बाद लौटकर पति से गुस्से में बोलती है
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मुँह तोड़ दूंगी अगर अगली बार बच्चों का नाम सही तरीके से नही लिया तो

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
13
2018

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*लड़की की शादी में उसका पुराना बॉयफ्रेंड भी पूरा सज- धज के आया था...!!*



*सभी ने पूछा क्या आप ही दूल्हा हो?*








*लड़का: नहीं,*
*मैने तो पहले ही ले ली...!!*

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
19
2016

ek bar ekk ladka apni mammi se bola


ek bar ekk ladka apni mammi se bola







mammi muje meri train gufa me gusani h...






khy app apni pent kholo G..





nahi nahi ..

raat ko papa airoplane dalte h...

Submitted By : Tushar kapoor☺☺☺☺☺☺
Place : jaipur
12 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Sep
4
2016

Ak nanga admi beach pe ulta so rha tha


Ak nanga admi beach pe ulta so rha tha.

tabhi dusra admi ake uski gand pe tabla bajjane lagta hai.


tabhi vo nanga admi sidha hoke bolta hai le mera abhi basuri bajja lee bc

Submitted By : rohit
Place : maharashtra
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
24
2016

Principal ask 1 student To come on stage n talk


Principal ask 1 student To come on stage n talk something

Student - *on stage* hey guys, isn't it crazy that all our parents had sex in the same year...

Principal- नीचे उतर भेंचोद!!!!



Submitted By : Destiny Hunter
Place : Ahmedabad
20 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Feb
11
2016

Sex without Cxndom iz magical


Sex without Cxndom iz magical......
Baby appears and father disappears

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
14 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
18
2016

FUCK


FUCKर है मुझे खुद पे कि

मैं ASSलीलता नाम की
GANDगी से कोसों दूर हूँ।

मैं तो ASSलील लोगों की
SUCKल देखना भी पाप समझता हूँ...

और मै GANDऐ CHOOTकुले भी नहीं भेजता !!

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
17 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Feb
15
2016

Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke


Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas S*x Ke Liye Jata Hai.

Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske L*nd Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li,

Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske L*nd Per Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya.

Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shaadi Hui To Wo Apni Patni Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Banane Laga. Uski Patni Ne Kaha.

Patni: “Lo Ji Sonyo, Pesh Hai Ek Dam Fresh & Unused Ch*ot”

Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kam Kiya Aur Vo Bola

Santa: “Tu Fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hai, Idhar Hamne To Aaj Tak Lode Ki Packing Bhi Nahi Kholi“

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
28 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes