Desi Dirty Jokes

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Aug
31
2014

Boy-


Boy-
bhukh sanu lagi hai
khaiye kithe ja ke?

girl-
roti ethe bani ae
khao ethe ake

Boy-
nind sanu ayi ae
soiye kithe ja ke?

girl-
bed ethe laga
sowo ethe ake

Boy:
lun sada khada hai
paayiye kithe ja ke?

girl-
fuddi sadi khulli
pavo ethe ake

After sex girl-
peed sanu hundi ae
dasiye kinu ja ke ?

Boy-
sada kam ho Gaya
maa chudao ja ke!!????
??????

Submitted By : shashi singh
Place : jammu
20 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Aug
27
2014

Tv reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha jab bomb gira


Tv reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha jab bomb gira to kya wo jorse fata?
ZAKHMI Gusse se - Nahi bey randi ke beej !.!
wo rengta hua mere paas aaya or sharma k bola Dhum...

Submitted By : Laughter for you
Place : New Delhi
33 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   28 Votes


Aug
24
2014

or utha ke dikhao


Ek admi apni gf ko chodna chahta tha lekin uska lund bahut patla tha islye wo use andhere kamre me le kta hai aur apna land uske muh me rakh deta hai
ladka- kaisa hai
ladki-mai bidi nahi piti

Submitted By : BabaBakChod
Place : ajmer
21 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Aug
20
2014

Girl During sex Nahi ye galat hai


Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai.
Boy: But I Luv U.

G: Fir bhi galat hai.
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge.

G: Bhosdike..... jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai !

????????????????

Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ?

Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.
???????
Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli "Koi achha password batana....?"
Husband: "Lund".

Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says "Aapka pasword Chhota Hai..."

????????
Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de madarchod. Gand ke baal dhone hai.
????????
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??? Girl goes on a date.
Woried Mother gives her
Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says :Yahi soch to badalni he Maa.
I'm Dating With Julie, so Give me Mulie?
????????
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1 Ladka Gutter Me Gir Gaya...
Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaz Aayi
Surf Excel Hena 'Daag Ache Hai'

Boy-Teri Maa Ka Bhosdaaa
Daag Itne Ache Hai To
Niche Whisper Q Lagati Hai ????
????????
Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut
liye.
Log bole:- Shukr karo ki
izzat nahi luti.
Ladki chillai:- Tumhari maa
ka bhosda!!
izzat bech-bech k hi to zevar
liye the.
??????

Haste Raho mushkurste raho
Bakri ?? ki jaan talwar ??ke niche.
Ladki ? ki jaan salwar ? ke niche.
Mat bhago ?har kisi k piche.?
Pyar karo bus usi se,? jo kar de APNI chaddi ?
khushi se niche..???????????
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Biology Teacher-Girl's ke SUSU me boys ke SUSU se jyada smel kyu aati h?

Award winning ans....

Santa-kyoki girl's me boys ki tarah niche 2 Odonil ki goliya nhi hoti?
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Chintu:-"Papa Aaj se school me 1 period sex education ka b shuru ho gaya h.

Dad:Good,lekin tum NuNNI
Q hila rahe ho?

Chintu : HomeWork diya hai....... ????
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Baap bathroom me fisal kar dhadaam se gira. Haddi toot ayi.

Bete ne poochha: "Kya hua Papa?"
Baap: "Bhain ke laude, mutth maar ke paani to daal diya kar"

Submitted By : vipon
Place : lko.
25 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Jul
11
2014

Best Marathi message ever


Best Marathi message ever:

Small Boy to Rickshawala : khaali ahey ka ??

Rickshawala: Ho...aahe

Boy: De taali....Mala pan aahe.????

Submitted By : Rajnish pathak
Place : mumbai
8 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Aug
10
2014

Bill pilled up a stool at his favorite bar and


Bill pilled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, "My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!" "What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired. "Last week," Bill explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman and the post office guy came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, `My old man's home! My old man's home!'"

Submitted By : vaibhav
Place : bhuyachiwadi
12 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Jul
20
2014

Principal to boys aaj ke baad koi girls hostel


Principal to boys : aaj ke baad koi girls hostel gaya to fine lagega.
1st time - 100/-
2nd time - 200/-
3rd time - 300/-
Boys : yes sir, monthly pass kitne me banega.
Boys rocks principal shock?????


Teacher='Loafer' aur 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai?
Student=
Very Simple Mam!
'I Love U' Agar Ladka Bole To
'Loafer' aur Ladki Bole To 'Offer'?


Lady Teacher:
'Soch' aur 'Wahem' mein kya fark hai?
Student:
Aap mast item hai ye hamari 'Soch' hai,
aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aapka 'Weham'??


Duniya me agar girls na ho to kya hoga?????
Galiya sunsaan
College viraan
Duniya pareshan
Tanha insaan
Na jaanu
Na jaan
Har taraf bas
'JAI HANUMAN'.....???????


Lady patient: Doctor please cal my husband inside.
Doctor: Trust me I am gentleman.
Patient-No your nurse is sitting outside and my husband is not a gentleman??

Submitted By : girish
Place : baroda
27 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   70 Votes


Jul
11
2014

Ladka Ladki k Baap se-me Apki ldki ka Haat


Ladka Ladki k Baap se-"me Apki ldki ka Haat Mangne aya hu..."
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Baap-"kyu"
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ladka-"qki Mera Haat ab Thak Chuka h"

Submitted By : Ashish
Place : Delhi
35 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   71 Votes