Desi Dirty Jokes

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Feb
6
2016

Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Girdhar Barse Angan Main


Teacher Ne Pappu Ko “Girdhar Barse Angan Main” Mein Kavita Likhne Ko Kaha

Pappu Ne Likha

Masti Bhri Ek Madam Aayi Josh Bhare Is Yauvan Mein,

Saanjh Dhale Jab Piya Mile To Khaat Bichhi Fir Angan Mein ,

Hoth Chusaye, Chuchi Dabayee, Land Ghusa Fir Jaanghan Mein,

Wo Sisak Sisak Kar Chillayi Jab “Girdhar Barse Angan Mein

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Feb
6
2016

Ek Fauji Ki Wife Ne Apni Kuch Nanga Pictures


Ek Fauji Ki Wife Ne Apni Kuch Nanga Pictures Jismein Vo Dono Taangein Khol Ke Bethi Thhi Fauji Ko Send Ki

Aur Sath Mein Likha: “I’ll Wait Like This Till You Come”

Fauji Ka Reply Aaya: “Its Ok, Par Bhenchod Ye Photos Kheench Kaun Raha Hai!“

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
8 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Feb
6
2016

Sirf Criminal Cases aur Clash of Clans khelne


Sirf Criminal Cases aur Clash of Clans khelne wale bachche jab khud Ko gamer samajhne lagte hain to KRK bhi apni khidki Se jhaank ke dekhta hai ki ye kaun aa gaye mujhse bhi bade chutiye

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
26
2016

She- Jhooth bolne ki koshish mat karna Warna


She- Jhooth bolne ki koshish mat karna, Warna main pakad lungi
He- Phir to main roz galati karunga.
Is bahane to pakdegi tu
*Blocked*

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
17
2016

Santa Yaar banta Ek sawal ka jawab de


Santa: Yaar banta Ek sawal ka jawab de
Banta: Haan pooch
Santa: Zayda Badam khaane se kya hota hai ?
Banta: Dimaag tez hota hai
Santa: Nahi fuddi deya Badam khatam ho jaate hai.....

Banta: Tu rahega madarchodh ka mardarchodh hi

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
12
2016

kiss


लड़का ,लड़की kiss कर रहे थे
तभी लड़का बोला जानु thanx

लड़की थैंक्स क्यों ?
लड़का बोला kiss करते समय तुमने अपनी च्विंगम मुझे दे दी
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लड़की- वो च्विंगम नहीं थी
मुझे सर्दी जुकाम है वो बलगम थी

लड़का- तेरी अम्मा की चूत बहन की लौड़ी।

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
10 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
12
2016

kiss


लड़का ,लड़की kiss कर रहे थे
तभी लड़का बोला जानु thanx

लड़की थैंक्स क्यों ?
लड़का बोला kiss करते समय तुमने अपनी च्विंगम मुझे दे दी
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लड़की- वो च्विंगम नहीं थी
मुझे सर्दी जुकाम है वो बलगम थी
लड़का- तेरी अम्मा की चूत बहन की लौड़ी।

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Dec
28
2015

neeeche mt aana


neeeche mt aana.......






























nyi maane madarchod..

Submitted By : heart hacker
Place : makroniya sagar mp
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes