Desi Dirty Jokes

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Oct
24
2014

log kahete hai ki randio ke dard nahi hota


log kahete hai ki randio ke dard nahi hota

magar hamne to chupkar unhe rote dekha hai

logo ne kaha ki bo dard se nahi royi hongi

magar hamne to unhe bhosde pr malham lagate dekha hai

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
28
2014

Waqt Kahta Hai Mujhe Gawa Mat


"Waqt Kahta Hai Mujhe Gawa Mat,
Dil Kahta Hai Mujhe Laga Mat,
Pyar Kahta Hai Mujhe Ajma Mat,
Aur Aaj Kal Ki Girlfriend Kahti Hai: “Daal-Daal, Tu Ghabra Mat“"

Submitted By : devesh
Place : deoghar
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
17
2014

1 banda chup k se 1 girl k sath sex kra tha k


1 banda chup k se 1 girl k sath sex kra tha k uus ki wife ne usay dekh lea
or boli Hayee.. mai apko pichlay 4 din se kehri hu mere saath sex kro
husband bola… ees ka number ha aj… kal dusariee ka ha… tera number 10 din k baad aye ga

Submitted By : Ron
Place : Florida
5 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Oct
16
2014

hindi teacher jaao board pe thand likho


hindi teacher: jaao board pe thand likho.
pappu board tak gya chawk uthaya fir teacher se puchha,
"teacher, thand pe 'bindi' vaisi hi lagegi na jaisi land pe lagti hai?"

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
15 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Sep
29
2014

ladki- jab bhi mai chhote kapde pehnti hu unke


ladki- jab bhi mai chhote kapde pehnti hu, unke mooh se pani aa jata hai.

dusri- kal maine khuch nahi pehna tha. pata hai phhir pani kaha se aaya tha?????
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badlo se kal barish jo huyi thi.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
17 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Aug
31
2014

Boy-


Boy-
bhukh sanu lagi hai
khaiye kithe ja ke?

girl-
roti ethe bani ae
khao ethe ake

Boy-
nind sanu ayi ae
soiye kithe ja ke?

girl-
bed ethe laga
sowo ethe ake

Boy:
lun sada khada hai
paayiye kithe ja ke?

girl-
fuddi sadi khulli
pavo ethe ake

After sex girl-
peed sanu hundi ae
dasiye kinu ja ke ?

Boy-
sada kam ho Gaya
maa chudao ja ke!!????
??????

Submitted By : shashi singh
Place : jammu
26 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Aug
27
2014

Tv reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha jab bomb gira


Tv reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha jab bomb gira to kya wo jorse fata?
ZAKHMI Gusse se - Nahi bey randi ke beej !.!
wo rengta hua mere paas aaya or sharma k bola Dhum...

Submitted By : Laughter for you
Place : New Delhi
49 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Aug
24
2014

or utha ke dikhao


Ek admi apni gf ko chodna chahta tha lekin uska lund bahut patla tha islye wo use andhere kamre me le kta hai aur apna land uske muh me rakh deta hai
ladka- kaisa hai
ladki-mai bidi nahi piti

Submitted By : BabaBakChod
Place : ajmer
26 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes