Desi Dirty Jokes

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Jul
11
2014

Best Marathi message ever


Best Marathi message ever:

Small Boy to Rickshawala : khaali ahey ka ??

Rickshawala: Ho...aahe

Boy: De taali....Mala pan aahe.????

Submitted By : Rajnish pathak
Place : mumbai
7 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Aug
10
2014

Bill pilled up a stool at his favorite bar and


Bill pilled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, "My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!" "What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired. "Last week," Bill explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman and the post office guy came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, `My old man's home! My old man's home!'"

Submitted By : vaibhav
Place : bhuyachiwadi
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Jul
20
2014

Principal to boys aaj ke baad koi girls hostel


Principal to boys : aaj ke baad koi girls hostel gaya to fine lagega.
1st time - 100/-
2nd time - 200/-
3rd time - 300/-
Boys : yes sir, monthly pass kitne me banega.
Boys rocks principal shock?????


Teacher='Loafer' aur 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai?
Student=
Very Simple Mam!
'I Love U' Agar Ladka Bole To
'Loafer' aur Ladki Bole To 'Offer'?


Lady Teacher:
'Soch' aur 'Wahem' mein kya fark hai?
Student:
Aap mast item hai ye hamari 'Soch' hai,
aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aapka 'Weham'??


Duniya me agar girls na ho to kya hoga?????
Galiya sunsaan
College viraan
Duniya pareshan
Tanha insaan
Na jaanu
Na jaan
Har taraf bas
'JAI HANUMAN'.....???????


Lady patient: Doctor please cal my husband inside.
Doctor: Trust me I am gentleman.
Patient-No your nurse is sitting outside and my husband is not a gentleman??

Submitted By : girish
Place : baroda
23 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   57 Votes


Jul
11
2014

Ladka Ladki k Baap se-me Apki ldki ka Haat


Ladka Ladki k Baap se-"me Apki ldki ka Haat Mangne aya hu..."
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Baap-"kyu"
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ladka-"qki Mera Haat ab Thak Chuka h"

Submitted By : Ashish
Place : Delhi
31 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   66 Votes


Jul
3
2014

girl- suno ji agr tumne meri paheli ka jawab


girl- suno ji agr tumne meri paheli ka jawab diya tabhi mai tumse shadi karungi..

santa- haa puchho

girl- masal masal ke khada kiya aur thook laga ke andar kiya, bolo kya???

santa- suii dhaaga

girl- chal bhosdike teri to soch hi bachcho wali hai..

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
65 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   103 Votes


Jun
25
2014

chintu ek gali mai peshab karaha tha tabhi ek


chintu ek gali mai peshab karaha tha tabhi ek ladki ne use dekhkar badal diya chintu bola o madam ghabrao mat tum jisse dar rahi ho use maine pakadke rakha hai

Submitted By : ANAS
Place : Andheri
34 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   96 Votes


Jun
17
2014

A girl tried to sound cool on facebook after


A girl tried to sound cool on facebook after geting her driving licence..
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Status: "Hush...finally got my fucking licence".
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1000000 likes

Submitted By : Dhaval Thakkar
Place : Mumbai
32 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   74 Votes


Jun
16
2014

Friendship Adult Version


Friendship Adult Version:

Friendship is not About
'I'm sorry'
Its About
'LUND LE LE MERA'

Its not about
'Where are you?'
Its about
'KAHA GAND MARA RAHA HAI'

Its not about
'No'
Its about
'GHANTA'

Its not about
'TOO SMALL'
Its about
'JHAANT BARABAR'

Its not about
'TOO BIG'
Its about
'GAND PHAADU!'

Its not about
'DIFFICULTY'!
Its about
'GAND FAT GAI'

And

Its not about
'WE WILL ROCK!'
Its about
'MAA CHOD DENGE'
Fwd to all your loving gaandu groups
Bachpan se 2 hi cheezein sabse zyada mili hai...
Biscuits aur dost!
Farq sirf itna hai ki biscuits Marie k mile
aur dost. . . . .Chut-marie ke..!?.

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
44 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   67 Votes