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Hakla Customer Amul Macho Underwear Lene Gaya


Hakla Customer Amul Macho Underwear Lene Gaya.


Dukandar asked - Kya Doon?


Customer - A..A.. Amul ki MA...

MAA... MAA CHO Do...!
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Submitted By: sandy
By Place: new delhi

Santa chyawanprash khane se chusti rehti hai


Santa: chyawanprash khane se chusti rehti hai..

Banta: kaun choosti rehti hai.. mujhe bhi bata

Santa: abey madarchod.. chusti ..yaani fitness

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Submitted By: Ganesh
By Place: INDIA

Newton 3 Scientific Sex Law


Newton 3 Scientific Sex Law.
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1. A Hole Always Attract A Pole
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2. Length Of Pole Is Equal To D Depth
Of
Hole
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3. Up Down Motion Releases A Lotion
Which Increase Population Without
Calculation...

Submitted By: alka
By Place: delhi

EK Ladki Ne Stage Pe Aa K Dance Kia To Sab larko


EK Ladki Ne Stage Pe Aa K Dance Kia To Sab larko
Ne Tali Bajai, aur fir
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Us Ne Sub Kuch Utar k Dance Kia To Kisi Ne Tali
Nahi Bajai,
Q?
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Q k
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Taali 1 Hath Se Nahi Bajti
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.1 hath sab logon ne ankhon pr rakh lia tha Lekin .
mere dosto EK bar phir apki gandi soch ko 21
topon ki salami dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz
dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz...........

Submitted By: Deep
By Place: Jalandhar

Arz kia h


Arz kia h
Tir kya chlati ho,
dhaar to tlwar m h,
Duppate se kya chupati ho,
Maal to salwar m h
Plat kr dekh janeman,
Jigar m dum hum bhi rkhte hai..Bra m 2 bum tum
rkhti ho ,
to Chaddi m 1 gun hum bhi rkhte h
Kitni kathor vidambana h kudrat ki.
Foolo ka raja gulab, Kaanto m rhta h
Aur jeevan ka nirmata, Zhaato m rhta h
Jaise phooli hui roti kbhi kachchi nhi hoti,
Waise hi bra pehni hui ldki kbhi bachchi nhi hoti..

Submitted By: Deep
By Place: Jalandhar

An Indian girl married a Spanish


An Indian girl married a Spanish
man & went to Spain..
She can't speak Spanish..
Each time she wants to buy
chicken legs,
she would lift her skirt & show her thighs
to enable the seller understand her...
This went on for sometime..
One day she wanted to buy
banana..
She took her husband to the
shop..
(haso mat kamino, pura suno)Know Why ??
Because her husband can speak Spanish
and could ask for
Banana in spanish... :-P

Submitted By: sanket
By Place: vasai