Desi Dirty Jokes

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Mar
23
2014

Boy N Girl Break Traffic Signal


Boy N Girl Break Traffic Signal,
RTO officer Allows Girl 2 go,But Fines Boy.
Boy Asks Reason.
RTO officer Says
"Jila Chut,Tila Sut;
Jyala Lund, Tyala dund''
?????

Submitted By : Amrut
Place : Mumbai
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Apr
10
2014

1 aadmi ka lund generally 6 INCH ka hota hai


1 aadmi ka lund generally 6 INCH ka hota hai.
1 shot me Lund 50 baar chut ke andar bahar
jay to
1 shot me 25 fit Lund chut me jata hai.
1 week me 3 bar chode to 1 mahina me 12 bar
chodta hai. 25x12=300 ft lund chut me jata
hai.
And 1 saal me 3600 fit jata hai.
agar koi aadmi 18 saal ki umar me chodna
chalu
karta hai to 60 saal tak chode to 42 saal me
151200 fit lund chut me jata hai.
39 inch=1 meter & 1000 meter=1 km
yani puri life me 1 aurat ki chut me 46 k.m.
lund
jata hai.
ISE KEHTE HAI 'MATHS'.
Tum Log kya ghanta padhai karte ho...

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Mar
13
2014

Hahaha I almost died laughing


Hahaha I almost died laughing
Salman Khurshid said" Modi Napunsak hai"

Someone replied "Modi se desh chalwana hai ya apni maa chudwani hai."

Submitted By : meet
Place : bhuj
43 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   79 Votes


Mar
11
2014

Couple Bister par so rahe the


Couple Bister par so rahe the.

Ladka ?: Hmare ummidwar ko aapke ilake me khada kar sakte hai..???

Ladki ?: Nahi.

To ladka chup chap
???
Hilake so gya...

Thodi der Bad
Ladki??: Ummidwar to dekhu.. fesla budal b sakta he...

Ldka??: Ab rhene do
Humre ummidwar ne congress? k sath gathbandhan kr liya he.

???????

Submitted By : meet
Place : bhuj
26 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   59 Votes


Mar
2
2014

Ek Dukhi Boss ki Kahani


Ek Dukhi Boss ? ki Kahani:

Kal mera Birthday tha
Meri BiVi Bachcho ne mujhe wish nhi kia Mai office gaya kisi ne wish nhi kia,?

Mai apne cabin mei gaya Meri
Secretary Romantic style mei boli
"Happy Birthday" Boss.

Mujhe boht achcha lga
Phir usne mujhe apne Flat Pr bulaya
aur kaha ki aaj mai apko boht khush
karne wali hun?

She said:
Mai 2 minutes me Bedroom se aati hun
tb tk aap excitment ki tyari kr le?
Kuch deir baad wo 1 boht bade Cake
ke sath bahar aayi
Us ke peche meri BV, Bachche, maa , baap ,aur pura staff tha



Aur mai us Behen Ki loddi
ke intezar me Sofay per Nanga Leta
condom chada rha tha ....

Submitted By : salman
Place : delhi
60 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   106 Votes


Feb
22
2014

a girl went to meet doctor


a girl went to meet doctor..

Doctor-ye lips kaise fate..??
girl-kiss kr rhi thi, ,,achanak koi aa gya tvi kamine ne zip band kr li...
;-)

Submitted By : gaurav sinha
Place : new delhi
50 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   110 Votes


Feb
8
2014

MBBS Professor


MBBS Professor:
The Sperm is made up of Glucose, the same material Sugar is made of.

A Girl raised her hand:
"Then why doesn't it
taste like Sugar?"

Suddenly silence in hall.
Girl:Oops. ???????

Then Professor's reply was also a Medical master piece:
My dear, Thats because, the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue and not at the end of your Throat! ??

Submitted By : Parth
Place : Ahmedabad
79 Likes
33 Dislikes
Rating :   159 Votes


Feb
6
2014

Girl and boy lost in jungle


Girl and boy lost in jungle.

After 2 days of struggle for food and water...

Girl said: Dear plz fuck me

Boy: Why?

Girl: Kuch to andar jayega.

Submitted By : Ram Indulkar
Place : Mumbai
69 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   171 Votes