Desi Dirty Jokes

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Jul
20
2014

Principal to boys aaj ke baad koi girls hostel


Principal to boys : aaj ke baad koi girls hostel gaya to fine lagega.
1st time - 100/-
2nd time - 200/-
3rd time - 300/-
Boys : yes sir, monthly pass kitne me banega.
Boys rocks principal shock?????


Teacher='Loafer' aur 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai?
Student=
Very Simple Mam!
'I Love U' Agar Ladka Bole To
'Loafer' aur Ladki Bole To 'Offer'?


Lady Teacher:
'Soch' aur 'Wahem' mein kya fark hai?
Student:
Aap mast item hai ye hamari 'Soch' hai,
aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aapka 'Weham'??


Duniya me agar girls na ho to kya hoga?????
Galiya sunsaan
College viraan
Duniya pareshan
Tanha insaan
Na jaanu
Na jaan
Har taraf bas
'JAI HANUMAN'.....???????


Lady patient: Doctor please cal my husband inside.
Doctor: Trust me I am gentleman.
Patient-No your nurse is sitting outside and my husband is not a gentleman??

Submitted By : girish
Place : baroda
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
11
2014

Ladka Ladki k Baap se-me Apki ldki ka Haat


Ladka Ladki k Baap se-"me Apki ldki ka Haat Mangne aya hu..."
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Baap-"kyu"
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ladka-"qki Mera Haat ab Thak Chuka h"

Submitted By : Ashish
Place : Delhi
24 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   51 Votes


Jul
3
2014

girl- suno ji agr tumne meri paheli ka jawab


girl- suno ji agr tumne meri paheli ka jawab diya tabhi mai tumse shadi karungi..

santa- haa puchho

girl- masal masal ke khada kiya aur thook laga ke andar kiya, bolo kya???

santa- suii dhaaga

girl- chal bhosdike teri to soch hi bachcho wali hai..

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
53 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   87 Votes


Jun
25
2014

chintu ek gali mai peshab karaha tha tabhi ek


chintu ek gali mai peshab karaha tha tabhi ek ladki ne use dekhkar badal diya chintu bola o madam ghabrao mat tum jisse dar rahi ho use maine pakadke rakha hai

Submitted By : ANAS
Place : Andheri
30 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   89 Votes


Jun
17
2014

A girl tried to sound cool on facebook after


A girl tried to sound cool on facebook after geting her driving licence..
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Status: "Hush...finally got my fucking licence".
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1000000 likes

Submitted By : Dhaval Thakkar
Place : Mumbai
30 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   69 Votes


Jun
16
2014

Friendship Adult Version


Friendship Adult Version:

Friendship is not About
'I'm sorry'
Its About
'LUND LE LE MERA'

Its not about
'Where are you?'
Its about
'KAHA GAND MARA RAHA HAI'

Its not about
'No'
Its about
'GHANTA'

Its not about
'TOO SMALL'
Its about
'JHAANT BARABAR'

Its not about
'TOO BIG'
Its about
'GAND PHAADU!'

Its not about
'DIFFICULTY'!
Its about
'GAND FAT GAI'

And

Its not about
'WE WILL ROCK!'
Its about
'MAA CHOD DENGE'
Fwd to all your loving gaandu groups
Bachpan se 2 hi cheezein sabse zyada mili hai...
Biscuits aur dost!
Farq sirf itna hai ki biscuits Marie k mile
aur dost. . . . .Chut-marie ke..!?.

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
38 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes


Jun
15
2014

Watsapp chat


Watsapp chat
Girl: hi kutte
Boy; wat happend
Tu mujhe kutta Q bol rhi
Hai?
Girl: hum masti me jhgda
Karte he,pyar se to
Daily bat krte h na.
Boy : k par masti me hi ha
Pagal??
Girl : k bewakhuf
Boy : a budhdhu
Girl : a besharam
Boy : a madarchod ??
Girl : a chup kutte
Boy : a rand
Girl : a bohat ho gaya
Boy : teri maa ka bhosda
Girl : ***block***
:D

Submitted By : salman
Place : delhi
30 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Jun
7
2014

Girl Ur Name


Girl: Ur Name..??
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Boy: Black Lion..
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Girl: Are you joking..??
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Boy: No, it means Kalu Singh..
and Yours..??
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Girl: soft Underwear..
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Boy: Are you joking..??
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Girl: No
it means Komal Chadda.

Submitted By : raj
Place : bhuj
43 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   66 Votes