Desi Dirty Jokes

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Jul
11
2014

Ladka Ladki k Baap se-me Apki ldki ka Haat


Ladka Ladki k Baap se-"me Apki ldki ka Haat Mangne aya hu..."
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Baap-"kyu"
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ladka-"qki Mera Haat ab Thak Chuka h"

Submitted By : Ashish
Place : Delhi
16 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Jul
3
2014

girl- suno ji agr tumne meri paheli ka jawab


girl- suno ji agr tumne meri paheli ka jawab diya tabhi mai tumse shadi karungi..

santa- haa puchho

girl- masal masal ke khada kiya aur thook laga ke andar kiya, bolo kya???

santa- suii dhaaga

girl- chal bhosdike teri to soch hi bachcho wali hai..

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
37 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   70 Votes


Jun
25
2014

chintu ek gali mai peshab karaha tha tabhi ek


chintu ek gali mai peshab karaha tha tabhi ek ladki ne use dekhkar badal diya chintu bola o madam ghabrao mat tum jisse dar rahi ho use maine pakadke rakha hai

Submitted By : ANAS
Place : Andheri
24 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   78 Votes


Jun
17
2014

A girl tried to sound cool on facebook after


A girl tried to sound cool on facebook after geting her driving licence..
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Status: "Hush...finally got my fucking licence".
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1000000 likes

Submitted By : Dhaval Thakkar
Place : Mumbai
23 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   59 Votes


Jun
16
2014

Friendship Adult Version


Friendship Adult Version:

Friendship is not About
'I'm sorry'
Its About
'LUND LE LE MERA'

Its not about
'Where are you?'
Its about
'KAHA GAND MARA RAHA HAI'

Its not about
'No'
Its about
'GHANTA'

Its not about
'TOO SMALL'
Its about
'JHAANT BARABAR'

Its not about
'TOO BIG'
Its about
'GAND PHAADU!'

Its not about
'DIFFICULTY'!
Its about
'GAND FAT GAI'

And

Its not about
'WE WILL ROCK!'
Its about
'MAA CHOD DENGE'
Fwd to all your loving gaandu groups
Bachpan se 2 hi cheezein sabse zyada mili hai...
Biscuits aur dost!
Farq sirf itna hai ki biscuits Marie k mile
aur dost. . . . .Chut-marie ke..!?.

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
32 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


Jun
15
2014

Watsapp chat


Watsapp chat
Girl: hi kutte
Boy; wat happend
Tu mujhe kutta Q bol rhi
Hai?
Girl: hum masti me jhgda
Karte he,pyar se to
Daily bat krte h na.
Boy : k par masti me hi ha
Pagal??
Girl : k bewakhuf
Boy : a budhdhu
Girl : a besharam
Boy : a madarchod ??
Girl : a chup kutte
Boy : a rand
Girl : a bohat ho gaya
Boy : teri maa ka bhosda
Girl : ***block***
:D

Submitted By : salman
Place : delhi
27 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes


Jun
7
2014

Girl Ur Name


Girl: Ur Name..??
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Boy: Black Lion..
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Girl: Are you joking..??
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Boy: No, it means Kalu Singh..
and Yours..??
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Girl: soft Underwear..
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Boy: Are you joking..??
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Girl: No
it means Komal Chadda.

Submitted By : raj
Place : bhuj
35 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   61 Votes


Jun
3
2014

bfboyfrnd ki BF wali gandi sayri


bf(boyfrnd) ki BF wali gandi sayri

aee hasina cl ab mujhe i love you bol,
aee hasina cl ab mujhe i love you bol,


mera papu standing h jaldi se apni chadi khol ; )

Submitted By : Mithun Sharma
Place : solan
27 Likes
37 Dislikes
Rating :   73 Votes