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Ek Dukhi Boss ki Kahani


Ek Dukhi Boss ? ki Kahani:

Kal mera Birthday tha
Meri BiVi Bachcho ne mujhe wish nhi kia Mai office gaya kisi ne wish nhi kia,?

Mai apne cabin mei gaya Meri
Secretary Romantic style mei boli
"Happy Birthday" Boss.

Mujhe boht achcha lga
Phir usne mujhe apne Flat Pr bulaya
aur kaha ki aaj mai apko boht khush
karne wali hun?

She said:
Mai 2 minutes me Bedroom se aati hun
tb tk aap excitment ki tyari kr le?
Kuch deir baad wo 1 boht bade Cake
ke sath bahar aayi
Us ke peche meri BV, Bachche, maa , baap ,aur pura staff tha



Aur mai us Behen Ki loddi
ke intezar me Sofay per Nanga Leta
condom chada rha tha ....

Submitted By: salman
By Place: delhi

a girl went to meet doctor


a girl went to meet doctor..

Doctor-ye lips kaise fate..??
girl-kiss kr rhi thi, ,,achanak koi aa gya tvi kamine ne zip band kr li...
;-)

Submitted By: gaurav sinha
By Place: new delhi

MBBS Professor


MBBS Professor:
The Sperm is made up of Glucose, the same material Sugar is made of.

A Girl raised her hand:
"Then why doesn't it
taste like Sugar?"

Suddenly silence in hall.
Girl:Oops. ???????

Then Professor's reply was also a Medical master piece:
My dear, Thats because, the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue and not at the end of your Throat! ??

Submitted By: Parth
By Place: Ahmedabad

Girl and boy lost in jungle


Girl and boy lost in jungle.

After 2 days of struggle for food and water...

Girl said: Dear plz fuck me

Boy: Why?

Girl: Kuch to andar jayega.

Submitted By: Ram Indulkar
By Place: Mumbai

Great Sex Philosopher said -


Great Sex Philosopher said :-

"MARD Ki Taqat Ka Andaza uss Ke Zor
Se Nahi?!"

"Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai?!"

Submitted By: Ram Indulkar
By Place: Mumbai

Boy to a Doctor My gf is pregnant bt I used


Boy to a Doctor: My gf is pregnant bt I used
protection
Doctor: Ek Kahani Suno,
Ek Shikari ek din Gun ki jagah Umbrella le gaya,
Achanak Lion samne aaya to usne Umbrella ka
handle khicha aur fire kiya,
Lion wahi mar gaya..
Boy: baba ji ka thullu....
Kissi aur ne goli mari hogi..
Doctor: Exactly!!.
?????

Submitted By: Ram Indulkar
By Place: Mumbai