Desi Dirty Jokes

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Nov
27
2014

ek baar ek raaja tha jisko thurk charta tha


ek baar ek raaja tha jisko thurk charta tha muthhi marne ka aur uski biwi usse har baar pakarleti thi

ek din vo jungle gya aur usne batak(duck) dekhi

raja-aao batak raani betho hamari jhant par aur khao paan supari

batak-(main beth jaati hun paan supari milegi)

aise hi 3 din tak hota rha aur raja ki biwi ne dekh liya
agle din raja ki biwi batak ki gaand main sariya dedeti hain

raja agle din vahi shayri kehta hain
aao batak raani betho hamari jhaant par aur khaao paan supari
batak-aayi thi biwi tumhari maar gyi gaand hamari maa ki choot tumhari tum hi khaao paan supari.

Submitted By : kartik
Place : dephi
6 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
25
2014

girlfriend boyfriend aapas me baat kar rahe the


girlfriend boyfriend aapas me baat kar rahe the dono bahut has rahe the achanak girl chup ho jati hai boy puchta hai baby kya huaa girl chup boy meri jaan huaa kya girl rone lagti hai boy beby ro kyo rahi ho girl padne ki koshish kar rahi thi tatti nikal gayi

Submitted By : M.d Saddam
Place : new delhi
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
19
2014

The Birlas run an Engg college called Birla


The Birlas run an Engg college called Birla Institute of Tech & Sciences - "BITS".
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For obvious reasons, Tatas didn't start such an institute!!

Submitted By : J.MAHI
Place : mumbai
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
7
2014

Ek baar ek raja ko bohot aadat thi muththi marne


Ek baar ek raja ko bohot aadat thi muththi marne ki to uski biwi har baar uska lund pakarleti

vo agle din jungle chala gya vahan usne talab par ek batak(duck) dekhi. Raja ne usse dekha aur kaha

aao batak raani bhetho hamare lund par aur khao paan supari.

Aise hi 2-3 din tak hota rha aur raja ki biwi ne use dekh liya

phir uski biwi agle din duck ki gaand main sariya dekar chali gayi
agle din raja aaya
raja-Aao batak raani betho hamare lund par aur khao paan supari

duck-Aai thi biwi tumjari maar gyi gaand hamari maa ki choot tumhari tum hi khao paan supari.

Submitted By : kartik
Place : dephi
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Nov
8
2014

amir admi gareeb admi se sex mehnat hain ya maja


amir admi gareeb admi se sex mehnat hain ya maja...

gareeb admi maja hi hoga!

mehnat hoti tho aap humse hi karwate!

Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Oct
24
2014

log kahete hai ki randio ke dard nahi hota


log kahete hai ki randio ke dard nahi hota

magar hamne to chupkar unhe rote dekha hai

logo ne kaha ki bo dard se nahi royi hongi

magar hamne to unhe bhosde pr malham lagate dekha hai

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
18 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Oct
28
2014

Waqt Kahta Hai Mujhe Gawa Mat


"Waqt Kahta Hai Mujhe Gawa Mat,
Dil Kahta Hai Mujhe Laga Mat,
Pyar Kahta Hai Mujhe Ajma Mat,
Aur Aaj Kal Ki Girlfriend Kahti Hai: “Daal-Daal, Tu Ghabra Mat“"

Submitted By : devesh
Place : deoghar
18 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Oct
17
2014

1 banda chup k se 1 girl k sath sex kra tha k


1 banda chup k se 1 girl k sath sex kra tha k uus ki wife ne usay dekh lea
or boli Hayee.. mai apko pichlay 4 din se kehri hu mere saath sex kro
husband bola… ees ka number ha aj… kal dusariee ka ha… tera number 10 din k baad aye ga

Submitted By : Ron
Place : Florida
7 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes