Desi Dirty Jokes

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Mar
24
2016

Principal ask 1 student To come on stage n talk


Principal ask 1 student To come on stage n talk something

Student - *on stage* hey guys, isn't it crazy that all our parents had sex in the same year...

Principal- नीचे उतर भेंचोद!!!!



Submitted By : Destiny Hunter
Place : Ahmedabad
15 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Feb
11
2016

Sex without Cxndom iz magical


Sex without Cxndom iz magical......
Baby appears and father disappears

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
18
2016

FUCK


FUCKर है मुझे खुद पे कि

मैं ASSलीलता नाम की
GANDगी से कोसों दूर हूँ।

मैं तो ASSलील लोगों की
SUCKल देखना भी पाप समझता हूँ...

और मै GANDऐ CHOOTकुले भी नहीं भेजता !!

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Feb
15
2016

Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke


Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas S*x Ke Liye Jata Hai.

Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske L*nd Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li,

Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske L*nd Per Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya.

Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shaadi Hui To Wo Apni Patni Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Banane Laga. Uski Patni Ne Kaha.

Patni: “Lo Ji Sonyo, Pesh Hai Ek Dam Fresh & Unused Ch*ot”

Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kam Kiya Aur Vo Bola

Santa: “Tu Fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hai, Idhar Hamne To Aaj Tak Lode Ki Packing Bhi Nahi Kholi“

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
20 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
15
2016

Pakistan Ke Ek Area Mein Bulding Construction


Pakistan Ke Ek Area Mein Bulding Construction Mein Kuch Log Kam Kar Rahe Thhe

Achanak Vahan Kam Karta Hua Santa Hawa Mein 2 Feet Uchla Aur 2 Kalabajiya Khayi Aur Zameen Pe Aa Gira

Sab Logo Ne Ye Sab Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaye

Supervisor Bola: “Santa, Ye Kartab Dobara Karke Dikhao, Hum Tumhe 1000 Rs Dega”

Santa Gusse Se: “Tu Mujhe 1 Lakh Rs Bhi De Tab Bhi Main Apne L*und Pe Hathoda Ni Maruga

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
15
2016

Thought of the day


Thought of the day
....................................
Taraki ki Rah me
Rode Aaye ya na aaye,
Behen Ke Lode Jarura Aate Hai!!

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
14
2016

Santa Ne Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Phook Maari To Uske


Santa Ne Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Phook Maari To Uske Piche Se Poo Nikal Gayi,

Phir Phook Mari, Phir Se Poo Nikal Gayi,

Santa Gusse Mein Pichwada Ghumakar Bola: “Le Tu Hi Bujha Le…“

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Feb
14
2016

Santa Biwi Se Chillate Hue Roj Roj Palak Ki


Santa Biwi Se Chillate Hue: “Roj Roj Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho, Main Tang Aa Gaya Hun.

” Wife: “Palak Mein Iron Hota Hai Ji.”

Santa: “To Kya Meri Gxand Se TMT Ka Sariya Nikalwaogi?

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes