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Ek Ladke Ne Dekha Ki Usske Padose Ki Ladki Bahut


Ek Ladke Ne Dekha Ki Usske Padose Ki Ladki Bahut Sexy Hai Toh Woh Ja Ke Uski Mummy Se Puchta Hai

Ladka: "Aunti Aapki Beti Itni Slim Kaise Hai?"

Aunti: "Beta Meri Beti Salad Ki Bahut Shaukin Hai. Uske To Takiye Ke Niche Bhi Hamesha Muli, Gaajar Aur Kheera Hi Hota Hai"

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune

angrez ki maa ki


Angrez Pakistan ayaa Taxi li…
Rastay mein driver ne uska sub kuch loot liya..
Uske kapde bhi utaar ke usse veeranay mein
phenk diya….
Ek Pathan udhar se guzra to Angrez ne usko
awaaz di…
Pathan: Oho.. yeh ki hoa laale di jaan?
Angrez ne saari baat rotey rotey batai..
Pathan apna naada kholte huye bola: Yaara..
tera aaj din hi kharab hai..!!!

Submitted By : hansraj/hans/raj/honey
Place : jodhpur

ky rkha h bato m


ky rkha h baato m..



ky rkha h baato m.






le lo mera hatho m ;-)

Submitted By : hansraj/hans/raj/honey
Place : jodhpur

Mona - Subah-Subah Doodhwala bahut dabata hai


Mona - Subah-Subah Doodhwala bahut dabata hai.
Rani - Kya ?

Mona-Door bell.

Rubi-Isse Aacha to mera paperwala hai, niche se dal jata hai. Good Night janu.
g.e

Submitted By : mady
Place : kanpur

Santa-Kya fees hai teri


Santa-Kya fees hai teri

Girl-100 rupee lungi hila hila k dugi.

Santa-50 rupee duga hill me khud luga.

Girl-50 bhi bachale hath se hila le...

Submitted By : Rahat Ali
Place : Pune

Boy N Girl Break Traffic Signal


Boy N Girl Break Traffic Signal,
RTO officer Allows Girl 2 go,But Fines Boy.
Boy Asks Reason.
RTO officer Says
"Jila Chut,Tila Sut;
Jyala Lund, Tyala dund''
?????

Submitted By : Amrut
Place : Mumbai

1 aadmi ka lund generally 6 INCH ka hota hai


1 aadmi ka lund generally 6 INCH ka hota hai.
1 shot me Lund 50 baar chut ke andar bahar
jay to
1 shot me 25 fit Lund chut me jata hai.
1 week me 3 bar chode to 1 mahina me 12 bar
chodta hai. 25x12=300 ft lund chut me jata
hai.
And 1 saal me 3600 fit jata hai.
agar koi aadmi 18 saal ki umar me chodna
chalu
karta hai to 60 saal tak chode to 42 saal me
151200 fit lund chut me jata hai.
39 inch=1 meter & 1000 meter=1 km
yani puri life me 1 aurat ki chut me 46 k.m.
lund
jata hai.
ISE KEHTE HAI 'MATHS'.
Tum Log kya ghanta padhai karte ho...

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india

Hahaha I almost died laughing


Hahaha I almost died laughing
Salman Khurshid said" Modi Napunsak hai"

Someone replied "Modi se desh chalwana hai ya apni maa chudwani hai."

Submitted By : meet
Place : bhuj