Adult Jokes

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Jun
2
2014

Wife ko Yakin tha k HUSBAND ka Naukrani se See


Wife ko Yakin tha k HUSBAND ka Naukrani se See
Relation hai!
.
Pkdne k liye Plan bnaya or
Naukrani ko Chupke se Chutti pe bhej diya .
Rat ko Pati Toilet gaya to.
.
Wife chupchap Naukrani k Bed pe ja k so gayi or
Light off kar di .
Wo Silently room me aaya or Se3 karne laga
.
Sex k baad Wife boli -Tum Mujhe yaha dekh k
Chakit honge na & Light on kar di
. .
Watchman bola-Are bap re Madam aap.!
MORAL: Jo aurat jyada Smart banti hai wo aise hi
ch...... hai

Submitted By : Ravi Shankar Saini
Place : Jaipur
20 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jun
2
2014

Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe Achank Patni


Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni
Ne Puccha...
Patni: ?Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der Tak
Kyyu Nahi Karte ??
Pati: ?Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni
Bahan Se Puchh Ke To Dekh.?

Submitted By : Ravi Shankar Saini
Place : Jaipur
15 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
1
2014

Tata Nano Car Ke Jyada Na Bikne Ke


Tata Nano Car Ke Jyada Na Bikne Ke
2 Hi Reasons Hai
1st ? ?Pregnant Woman Can Not Fit
In To It?.
2nd ? ?A Normal Woman Can?t Be
Made Pregnant In It.?

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma 8904576450
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
11 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


May
29
2014

Ek admi jo pakka wala raand baaz


Ek admi jo pakka wala raand baaz
tha..shahar ki aisi koi callgirl nhi bachi thi
jiske sath usne sex nhi kiya ho....
Uska beta b usi raah pr chal pda..jb wo
roz raat ko let aane lga to uske baap ko
us pr shak ho gya...
Ek din jb beta callgirl se sex kr k let aya
to baap ne darwaja khola aur pucha.."kaha
se aa rha h..?
.
Beta : dost k ghar se...
.
Baap ne uski ungali soonghi aur bola
"bhosdike... jhoot bolta h....station road
wali meena rand k paas gya tha na...?
.
Beta : haa...pr apko kaise pta chala..?
.
Baap : bs pta chal gya...jaa jaake soja..
.
Next day beta fir se let aya...baap ne fir
uski anguli soonghi aur bola "aaj g.t.
Road wali kamla k paas gya tha na..?
.
Beta : haa..
.
Isi tarah 8-10 dino tk ye silsila chalta
rha...
Ek din beta bina sex kiye ghar aarha
tha...achanak usko baap k sath majak
krne ki sochi..usne ek bhes ki gand mai
ungali dali aur ghar aagya...
baap uski anguli bahut der tk soonghta
rha...aur fir khus hokr apne nokar ko awaj
lgai "RAM SING....GAADI NIKAAL.....MAA
KI CHOOT....SHAHAR MAI NYA MAAL AAYA
H....

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
27 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes


May
28
2014

Ek Ladka Apni Patni Ko Lene Apni Sasural Gaya


Ek Ladka Apni Patni Ko Lene Apni Sasural Gaya.

Ladki Ki Maan Ne Bistar Bichaya Aur Damad Ji Ko Boli: ?Baitho Damad Ji?

Damad: ?Meri Gand Mein Itne Baal Hai Ki Bistar Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi?

Saas Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Mein Bhadkati Hui Boli

Saas: ?Tu Apne Bade Bhai Ko Bhejna, Tab Main Apni Beti Bhejungi, Tu To Ganda Hai?

Do Din Baad Ladke Ka Bada Bhai Aaya To Maan Ne Sari Baat Bade Bhai Ko Batai.

Bade Bhai Ye Sun Ke Bola: ?Jhutha Hai Sala, Parson Hi Maine Uski Gand Mari Ek Bhi Baal Nahi Thha?

Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Socha Sale Dono Bhai Harami Hai Boli: ?Apne Baap Ko Bhejna, Tabhi Apni Ladki Bhejungi?

Baap Aaya Maan Ne Kalpate Hue Sari Baat Baap Ko Batai.

Baap Bola: ?Sale Dono Hi Nalayak Hai. Ek Baar Main Nadi Mein Naha Raha Tha Sala Mere Kapde Le Ke Bhag Gya?

Maa Boli: ?Hey Bhagvan, Aap Phir Ghar Kaise Aaye?

Baap Bola: ?Aise Kaise Aata, Kinare Pe Ek Gadha Khada Thha Uski Gand Mein Land Daal Ke Aaya?

Maa Ne Jaisi Hi Baap Ke Muh Se Ye Suna Sir Thaam Liya Aur Socha: ?Sala Pura Khandan Hi Kamina Hai, Main Abb Apni Ladki Nahi Bhejungi?

Kuch Din Beet Gaye, To Damad Ke Gaanv Mein Se Ek Aadmi Ladki Ki Maa Se Mila Aur Bola

Aadmi: ?Apne To Apni Ladki Nahi Bheji.?

Maa Gusse Se Boli: ?Kaisi Bhejti Un Kameeno Ke Ghar?

Aur Iske Baad Ussne Sari Baat Usko Bata Di

Gaanv Wale Aadmi Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola: ?Haan Sahi Kiya Aapne Vo Hai Hi Kamine?

Maa Boli: ?Kaise??

Aadmi Bola: ?Ek Baar Main Seedhi Maangne Inke Ghar Gaya, Saalo Ne Nahi Di Jabki Rakhi Thi Ghar Mein Hi?

Maa Ne Puncha: ?Seedhi Ka Kya Karte Bhaiya??

Aadmi Bola: ?Karta Kya Oont Ki Gand Marni Thi?

Maa Chilla Ke Boli: ?Hey Bhagwan Sala Ye Pura Gaanv Hi Harrami Hai

Submitted By : munu
Place : rourkela
13 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


May
25
2014

She I want to breakup with you You dont


She : I want to breakup with you. You don't
ever call me, you asshole.

Me : Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini
Aventador Lia Maine!!

She : Ahhhh! My jaanu! So cute ! Kab li? Kaha hai?

Me : Laptop pe, NFS' me


She : maadarchod...
?????????

Submitted By : dharmendra
Place : vasai
14 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


May
24
2014

kam ka aadmi


Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha

Uska lund bahut bada tha,

Ek aurat ne dekha to boli

Hamara desh tarakki kaise karega

Saare kaam ke admi to pagal hai…..

Submitted By : soni sahab
Place : haryana
23 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes


May
23
2014

Killer joke


Killer joke......

A lady walking on road,
Chatting on whatsapp,
with her left boob open..

Policeman - ye kya hai..??
Lady-
" O shitt
munna to bus me hi reh gaya...!! "
:-D :-D

Submitted By : Prashant Mankotia
Place : Solan
160 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   85 Votes