Adult Jokes

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Dec
12
2013

Ek jungle


Ek jungle

mein male janwar female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the..

Saari female jaanwar mil ke Bramhaji ke pass gayi aur vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley

Bramhaji ne SAB male janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko coupon de diye aur boley ki ek mahiney ke baad coupon lanaa aur apna-apna lund swayam le jaana.. !

Shaam ke time Bandar ped pe baitha tha..

Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue kaha : " Chod saaley, bhenchod Ab chod naa mujhe

Bandar kuch nahi bola ..

Bandariya fir boli "Chod na Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey.. " !!

Bandar ne etk choti si smile di aur bola: " Ek maheena ruk ja ! Bhen ki Laudi... Teri Maa Chod dunga....Maine ghadhe ka coupon churaya hai..

Submitted By : nijj
Place : dhuri,punjab
107 Likes
31 Dislikes
Rating :   242 Votes


Dec
7
2013

Ek Bus mein sab seats pe mard baithe


Ek Bus mein sab seats pe mard baithe
thhe
.
Aur ek LADKI khadi thi kaffi der baad wo
boli
.
.
.
kaisa zamaana aa gaya hai chut Khadi
hai aur LUND Baithe hai..??

Submitted By : kunal
Place : delhi
80 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   155 Votes


Dec
5
2013

Boy - Tum to meri Chand ho jaanu


Boy - Tum to meri Chand ho jaanu.
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Girl - Aur tum mere Edwin Aldrin.
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Boy - Matlab?
.
Girl - Chaand par Chadhnewala Doosra Aadmi! ?????

Submitted By : ONLY4U
Place : Nashik
54 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   113 Votes


Dec
1
2013

Woman In Bed Wid Husbands Best Friend


Woman In Bed Wid Husband's Best Friend.
Phone Rings.
Woman:Yes?
OK Fine.
Bye.
Turns to Her Partner,
Laughs & says,
"Bastard says He Is Playing Golf wit U ..

Submitted By : Fiya
Place : kolkata
60 Likes
44 Dislikes
Rating :   137 Votes


Nov
27
2013

Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao


Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao,
Boy- My penis in ur Hand
Madam- Madarchod ye kya likh diya
Boy -Sorry mam pen k baad space dena bhul gaya ???

Submitted By : ONLY4U
Place : Nashik
200 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   179 Votes


Nov
27
2013

Bengali to sardar Sher Sunega


Bengali to sardar : Sher Sunega?
Sardar : Haan bol.
Bengali : Andheri raat thi, raat me aya bhoot, sardar ki maa ki choot!

Sardar complains to sarpanch : Bengali ne mujhe gali di.

Sarpanch to Bengali : Kya bola tune?

Bengali: Kuch nahi, maine to sher bola ki Andheri raat thi, raat me aya bhoot, sardar ki maa ki choot.

Sarpanch: Bhoot aur choot rhyme karte hai, ye gali nahi hai, sher hai.

Sardar is not happy about the decision but does not persue the matter.

After few days Sardar says to Bengali: Sher sunega?

Bengali: Yes

Sardar: Andheri raat thi, raat main aya bhoot, Bengali ki maa ka bhosda.

Bengali runs to the Sarpanch and complains: Sardar ne mujhe gali di.

Sarpanch asks Bengali: Sardar kya bola?

Bengali : Andheri raat thi, raat main aya bhoot, Bengali ki maa ka bhosda.

Sarpanch tells sardar: Yeh to gali hai, bhoot aur bhosda rhyme nahi karte hai.

Sardar: Lekin isne puri shayari suni hi nahi.

Sarpanch: To puri shayari bolo.

Sardar : Andheri raat thi, raat me aya bhoot,
Bengali ki maa ka bhosda aur Sarpanch ki maa ki choot!
???

Submitted By : deep
Place : 401305
234 Likes
29 Dislikes
Rating :   182 Votes


Nov
26
2013

LADY to Baba-


LADY to Baba:-

mere pati roz aadhi raat ko kahin chale jate hain, aur subah tak vapas nahi aate.

Baba:-

Sundari..! Ye "samasya" hai yaa? "Amantran"..?

Submitted By : Apro
Place : kolkata
68 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   125 Votes


Nov
25
2013

USTAAD JI Kehte he ki-


USTAAD JI Kehte he ki-
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"machchhi or ladki khud pakad k khaoto maza he,
lund or kanoon kbi hath me na lo,
nokri or Gaand pe kbi laat na maro,
ladki jitni chahe naty ho lund hmesha let kar hi leti he,
lohe per hathoda or chut par loda tab maro jab wo garam ho, kismat ki karni chut ki garmi or lund ki besharmi nhi rukti
Or hisab se sex kro Qki banduk se nikla folaad or chut se nikli aulad kbhi wapis nahi jati?

Submitted By : Apro
Place : kolkata
69 Likes
29 Dislikes
Rating :   109 Votes