Adult Jokes

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Oct
11
2014

Boyfriend1- can i touch your boobs



Boyfriend1:- can i touch your boobs
Girlfriend1 :- Shut up!!!!
Boyfriend2 :- can i touch ur heartbeats
Girlfriend2 :- ooooh!! how sweet!!

Rishta wahi soch nai

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
31 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Oct
11
2014

Teacher Machchhar k Katne Se Maleria hota hai



Teacher: Machchhar k Katne Se Maleria hota hai Aids kyu Nahi ?

Student: Qki Machchhar Dunk Marta hai Gaand nahi. Aage se Bakchodi Wale Sawal mat Puchhna.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
28 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Oct
11
2014

Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me



Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya.

Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, Wo behosh ho gaya.

Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya & jate hue shishe pe likh gai:

Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !!

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
18 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Oct
11
2014

Faujis wife daily sends her nude photo with both




Fauji's wife daily sends her nude photo with both legs wide open ...

"Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!"

Fauji: Wo to theek hai, par photo kaun kheench raha hai??

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Oct
11
2014

Girl Friend I demand gud manners in bed just



Girl Friend: I demand gud manners in bed, just like at the dinner table ...

Sardar climbs into bed slowly & says: Honey, would you pass the boobs please

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Oct
11
2014

Sexy Lady goes to male gynae and says Dr a fly



Sexy Lady goes to male gynae and says: Dr, a fly has entered my vagina.

Dr: There is only one solution. I can apply some honey on my penis and insert in your vagina. The fly will stick to penis and thus we can take it out.

Lady: Go ahead.

Dr starts.

After five minutes, sexy lady asks: Kya hua Dr, fly kab bahaar niklega?

Dr: Plan changed. I am going to drown him..

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
18 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
11
2014

Suhaag Raat Me Wife



Suhaag Raat Me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..

Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?

Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai Isliye

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
19 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Oct
11
2014

Wife Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye



Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.
Hus: I will charge 4 kisses.
Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu, wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes