Adult Jokes

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Jul
8
2015

Bed



ਮਿਸਤਰੀ ਕੋਲ ਇਕ ਆਦਮੀ Bed ਬਣਾਓਣ
ਜਾਦਾ,..
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ਆਦਮੀ- amlia ਪੂਰਾ ਮਜਬੂਤ Bed ਬਣਾਈ ਮੇਰੇ
ਮੁੰਡੇ ਨੇ ਪੈਣਾ ਇਹਦੇ ਤੇ ਬਹੂੰ ਨਾਲ,..
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amli ਮਿਸਤਰੀ- ਤੁਸੀ ਟੈਨਸਨ ਨਾ ਲੋ ਜੀ ਚਾਹੇ
ਬਹੂ ਨਾਲ ਸਾਰਾ ਪਿੰਡ ਪਾ ਦਿਓ bed
ਨੀ ਟੁੱਟਦਾ ,....

Submitted By : gurjot raj
Place : jalandhar
13 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jun
14
2015

Ladka Chalte chalte uhi ruk jata hu mai


Ladka : Chalte chalte uhi ruk jata hu mai,
Baithe baithe uhi kho jata hu mai

Kya yahi pyar hai 
Kya yahi pyar hai

Ladki : nahi bhaiya ye kamjori hai,
Ja kar dr. Ko dikhao.

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
22 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jun
5
2015

Ek ladki apne boyfriend se whats up per chating


Ek ladki apne boyfriend se what's up per chating kar rahi thi.
Aur uska side ka ek boobs open tha.
Tabhi wahan se police gujar rahi thi.
police ne dekha ye kya ho raha hai.
Wo laki ke paas gaye aur bole aapko humare sath station chalna ladega.
Ye sab public place me aap apna boobs khol ker baithi hai isliye.
Ladki shocked..
Oh my god mera bachcha kahan gaya..:-D

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
22 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jun
1
2015

Santa Muth maar rha tha


Santa Muth maar rha tha..
Ek American ne Puchha,
"Wat r You doin Man?"

Santa: Behan k Laude, dis is Indian Technology..
I'm Fucking uR Wife via Wi-Fi..
American Behosh..

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
28 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


May
28
2015

3


दुनिया भर में 3 तरह के जवाब दिए जाते हैं
1- हाँ
2- नहीं
3- शायद

केवल भारत में चौथा जवाब भी दिया जाता है वो है .
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4) लवड़ा


Submitted By : Shivam
Place : mathura
27 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


May
26
2015

ARZ KIYA HAI


ARZ KIYA HAI

AAJ LULLI HAI KAL LULLA HOGA

WAH WAH WAH

AAJ LULLI HAI KAL LULLA HOGA

BHAI SAHAB AAP K PAS 500 KA KUHLLA HOGA?

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
13 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


May
24
2015

A couple is celebrating their 30 years


A couple is celebrating their 30 years anniversary of marriage. The husband asks his wife:
- We have grown 12 kids. But Johnny is different from the rest. Please, tell me honestly, I will forgive you, but I wanna know – maybe you have cheated on me?
The wife replies:
- Yes, I was. Johnny is your real son...

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
25 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


May
23
2015

agar chai ma chene na ho


agar chai ma chene na ho
to pena ka kaya maza
agar bed ma ladkey na ho
to sona ka kaya maza

Submitted By : raja
Place : kalimpong
9 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes