Adult Jokes

Displaying 41-48 of 1018 results.
Jun
4
2014

Very Touching Santa Kal


Very Touching.. Santa : Kal
pehli baar maine girlfriend ki
yaad bhulane k liye Sharab ki
Botal ka Sahara liya.. Banta :
Phir kya hua ? Santa : Hona kya
tha? Lund fas gaya Bottle
mein.!!

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
28 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Jun
3
2014

POEM BY A Horny GIRL


POEM BY A Horny GIRL:

Fuck me hard.
And fuck me deep..!
Don't stop..
Until I weep!!

Suck my boobs.
And kiss my lips!
Go on baby.
Shake my hips!

I love the feel of
You in my pussy!!
Ek baat kahun.
kya chodte ho tussi!!

Eat my pussy.
Like burger of McD!
Chodo mujhe.
Faad k meri chaddi !

Woofer main teri.
Tu mera amplifier..!!
Kisi aur ko chodd ke aaya hai na.
You liar?

Faad di hai tune.
Aaj meri fuddi..!
Aise hi chodte rehna.
Jab tak ho na jaun main, Buddhi!!

Muh me lene ka aaj
Mann hai mera..!!
Taiyar ho ja.
Lund pe sajaa ke sehra!

Chudna chahti hun mai,
'Like a whore' !
Condoms lana One plus Four...!! ?

Lyricist : Honey Singh's Sister.?

Submitted By : dharmendra
Place : vasai
23 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jun
3
2014

Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur


Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur
Apni Kamij Aur Fir Bra Utar Ke Uske
Saamne Beth Gayi
Doctor Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se
Bola
Dr. ?Ye Kya Badtameezi Hai, Main
Dentist Hu?
Lady: ?Haan Haan Mujhe Pata Hai..
Main Bhi Daant Hi Nikalwane Aayi
Hu, Nipple Mein Fasa Hai?

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma 8904576450
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
14 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jun
3
2014

Ek Aadmi Ne Raat Ko 3 Baje Indian


Ek Aadmi Ne Raat Ko 3 Baje Indian
Cricket Team Ke Sabhi Players Ko
Phone Karke Pucha
Aadmi: ?Tumhari Biwiyon Ke Choot
Lagi Hai Ya Nahi??
Indian Players: ?Haan Lagi Hui Hai,
Kyu???
Aadmi: ?To Unki Maro Desh Ki Kyo
Maar Rahe Ho.?

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma 8904576450
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
11 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
2
2014

Wife ko Yakin tha k HUSBAND ka Naukrani se See


Wife ko Yakin tha k HUSBAND ka Naukrani se See
Relation hai!
.
Pkdne k liye Plan bnaya or
Naukrani ko Chupke se Chutti pe bhej diya .
Rat ko Pati Toilet gaya to.
.
Wife chupchap Naukrani k Bed pe ja k so gayi or
Light off kar di .
Wo Silently room me aaya or Se3 karne laga
.
Sex k baad Wife boli -Tum Mujhe yaha dekh k
Chakit honge na & Light on kar di
. .
Watchman bola-Are bap re Madam aap.!
MORAL: Jo aurat jyada Smart banti hai wo aise hi
ch...... hai

Submitted By : Ravi Shankar Saini
Place : Jaipur
23 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jun
2
2014

Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe Achank Patni


Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni
Ne Puccha...
Patni: ?Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der Tak
Kyyu Nahi Karte ??
Pati: ?Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni
Bahan Se Puchh Ke To Dekh.?

Submitted By : Ravi Shankar Saini
Place : Jaipur
16 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
1
2014

Tata Nano Car Ke Jyada Na Bikne Ke


Tata Nano Car Ke Jyada Na Bikne Ke
2 Hi Reasons Hai
1st ? ?Pregnant Woman Can Not Fit
In To It?.
2nd ? ?A Normal Woman Can?t Be
Made Pregnant In It.?

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma 8904576450
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
11 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


May
29
2014

Ek admi jo pakka wala raand baaz


Ek admi jo pakka wala raand baaz
tha..shahar ki aisi koi callgirl nhi bachi thi
jiske sath usne sex nhi kiya ho....
Uska beta b usi raah pr chal pda..jb wo
roz raat ko let aane lga to uske baap ko
us pr shak ho gya...
Ek din jb beta callgirl se sex kr k let aya
to baap ne darwaja khola aur pucha.."kaha
se aa rha h..?
.
Beta : dost k ghar se...
.
Baap ne uski ungali soonghi aur bola
"bhosdike... jhoot bolta h....station road
wali meena rand k paas gya tha na...?
.
Beta : haa...pr apko kaise pta chala..?
.
Baap : bs pta chal gya...jaa jaake soja..
.
Next day beta fir se let aya...baap ne fir
uski anguli soonghi aur bola "aaj g.t.
Road wali kamla k paas gya tha na..?
.
Beta : haa..
.
Isi tarah 8-10 dino tk ye silsila chalta
rha...
Ek din beta bina sex kiye ghar aarha
tha...achanak usko baap k sath majak
krne ki sochi..usne ek bhes ki gand mai
ungali dali aur ghar aagya...
baap uski anguli bahut der tk soonghta
rha...aur fir khus hokr apne nokar ko awaj
lgai "RAM SING....GAADI NIKAAL.....MAA
KI CHOOT....SHAHAR MAI NYA MAAL AAYA
H....

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
33 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes