Adult Jokes

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Jun
22
2014

AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US


AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball. 4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.

Submitted By : Rishabh Rockzz(+16476673776)
Place : Brampton, Canada
22 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes


Jun
17
2014

Santa Truck Driver Thha


Santa Truck Driver Thha
Ek Din Sharab Pee Ke Ghar Aya Aur Apni Biwi Ki Panty Mein Hath Dalkar
Pucha : Ye Rasta Kidhar Jata Hai?

Biwi Ne Uska Lund Pakadkar Kaha : Is Se Pucho Isko Pata Hoga, Ye Roj Up Down Karta Hai.



Submitted By : Ajay718
Place : dharuhera
29 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   50 Votes


Jun
17
2014

ab Koi Itna Khas Ban


ab Koi Itna Khas Ban Jaye, Uske
Bare Main Hi Sochna Ehsas Ban
Jaye
Toh Mang Lena Khuda Se Use
Jindagi Ke Liye
Isse Pahle K Wo Kisi Aur Ki Saans

Submitted By : R.lohar
Place : Mandsaur
16 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Jun
16
2014

3


???? ??? 3 ????? ?? ??? ???? ???????? ??:
1. ???? ???
2. ???? ???
3. ??????, ?? ???? ???



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Aaj tk ka sabse gaand faad proposel...

Boy: tere paas lund hai ?

Girl: nhi.

Boy: mera legi ??

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
24 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Jun
11
2014

Tere piche piche me


"Tere piche piche me ,
Mere age age tu"

What is the meaning of the song?

Ans-with all respect me teri gand mar raha hu..

chal beta jaldi se share kar...

Submitted By : kevan
Place : idar,gujtat
17 Likes
29 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes


Jun
10
2014

Lady In Bed With Her Husbands Boss Enjoying Sex


Lady In Bed With Her Husband?s Boss Enjoying Sex

Suddenly Phone Rings

Lady: ?Yes. . Ok, Fine Darling.. Love You, Bye !?

Turns To Boss, Laughs And Says: ?Bastard My Husband Says He?s In Meeting With You..?

Submitted By : dharmendra
Place : vasai
16 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Jun
10
2014

Ek Bhakt Ne Baba Saxidas Se Puchha


Ek Bhakt Ne Baba Saxidas Se Puchha

Bhakt: ?Baba Ji, Sukh Aur Santosh Ke Beech Mein Kya Farq Hai??

Baba Ji Ne Muskura Ke Jawab Diya:? Jivan Mein Apni Pasand Se Ladki Thokne Ko Mile To Wo Hai Sukh ? Aur Jo Mile ? Usse Thokna Pade Wo Hai Santosh??

Submitted By : dharmendra
Place : vasai
23 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Jun
10
2014

Lady on phone HelloPolice station A man has


Lady on phone: Hello!Police station? A man has entered my house & he is raping me right noowwwwe. Can youuuu aaahhhhh Mhaaa Wowwwww ummmmmm ohhh yeahhhh hmmmmmm yesssss yeeeaaahhhhh harderrrr hmmmmmm yeahhhhh arrest him tomorrow.

Submitted By : dharmendra
Place : vasai
29 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes