Adult Jokes

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Jan
27
2015

UPDESHby pk Mishra


UPDESH:by pk Mishra
3 Cheeze Zindagi me ek Baar milti hai

(1) LUND

(2) PAHLI CHUDAI

(3) JAWANI



3 Cheeze Soch samaj Kar Uthao

(1) LAUDA

(2) HATHODA

(3) DARU SANG SODA



3 Cheeze Soch Ke Karo

(1) PADOSAN SE CHUDAI

(2) KHET ME KHUDAI

(3) DOST KI VIDAI



3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar nahi Karti

(1) RANDI KI CHOOT

(2) BIGDA HUA POOT

(3) AATA HUA MOOT



3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjo
(1) SOYA LUND

(2) AATI THUND

(3) Mutual FUND



3 Cheeze hamesa Dard deti hai

(1) KUNWARI CHOOT

(2) DAKU KI LOOT

(3) ATKA HUA MOOT



3 Cheeze hamesa apkoxxX khush rakhegi

(1) CHODNE KI KHUMARI

(2) BHOJAN KI TAIYARI

(3) MERI YARI.



Submitted By : pk
Place : delhi
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jan
21
2015

Dosto ne LODA kehvani maja j kai aur chhe


Dosto ne LODA kehvani maja j kai aur chhe..


Canteen ma - Chal khavday kaik loda..
Exam ma - Mane to lakhva de loda..
Class ma - Mari haajri karavje loda..
Rasta ma - Maal to jo loda..
Submission ni line ma - Mane aagad aava de loda..
Phone par - Chal phone muk loda tari bhabhi no phn aave chhe..
Ground ma - Chhaggo mar ne loda..
Punishment ma - Hasis nai loda..
Gussa ma - Gand mrava ja loda..
Phone par vat karta joi jay to - Kon chhe loda?
Hasvu aave tyare - Pet dukhi gayu loda..
Radvu aave to - Bas kar loda..

Submitted By : Manthan Thakkar
Place : Deesa
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
21
2015

sex between 3 people is called Threesome


sex between 3 people is called Threesome ??

And between 2 people is called Twosome ??

Sala aaj pata chala ke ladko ko Handsome kyu kehte hai.????

Submitted By : Manthan Thakkar
Place : Deesa
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
21
2015

chacha chachi ke bich mai kya hai


chacha chachi ke bich mai kya hai

baal

Submitted By : pandya.chetan123@gmai.com
Place : surat
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
9
2015

Husband ne first night ke baad next day apni biwi


Husband ne first night ke baad next day apni biwi
se poochha: ?Tum aaj tak kitne logon ke sath
soyi ho??
Wife: ?Such boloon to sirf aap ke sath hee soyi
hoon, baki sabke saath saari saari raat jaagi
hoon??

Submitted By : Mohit Savani
Place : Rajkot
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jan
9
2015

Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe pati ko kaafi josh


Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe, pati ko kaafi josh
chada hua thha,
Patni: ?Zara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express
chala rahe ho?
Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur
bola
?Jo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche
mat girao?

Submitted By : Mohit Savani
Place : Rajkot
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jan
4
2015

ADMIN


ADMIN घराचा दरवाजा काढून
बाजारात घेऊन
चालला असतो
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एका व्यक्तीने त्याला विचारले :
दरवाजा विकायचा आहे का ?
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ADMIN: नाय ओ,
चावी हरवलीये....कुलूप तोडायच आहे .
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(हसु नका... जोक अजुन बाकी आहे)
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त्या व्यक्तीने परत विचारले : घरात
चोर घुसले तर..?
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ADMIN: घरात कसा जाणार
दरवाजा तर माझ्या जवळ
आहे ना....

Submitted By : Pravin
Place : Wathar
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
1
2015

boy-Dil kr raha tujh pr line maro but phr socha


boy:-Dil kr raha tujh pr line maro but phr socha line se kia ho ga danda marni praha ga
phir kam kharab ho ga

Submitted By : anam
Place : abudabia
8 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes