Adult Jokes

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Jun
5
2014

new style propose


Style to Propose a Girl :-
Boy- Dekh Mai nahi chahata k mera ladka
bada ho k teri ladki ko line mare...
Girl- to m kya kru..
Boy- Tu Haa Bole To
'Dono ko bhai -bahan bana dete hai

Submitted By : mohit
Place : yamuna nagar
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Jun
5
2014

GrilMera boyfriend kab sudhry ga


Gril:Mera boyfriend kab sudhry ga?
.
Baba G:Usko layi ho?
Girl:Nahi
.
Baba:Koi baat nahi.
Apni Bra kholo
Girl:kyun?
.
Baba:Us k haath ki lakern dekhni hain

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
25 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Jun
5
2014

SardarCan i touch ur Software


Sardar:Can i touch ur Software?
Girl:First show me ur Hardware!
Sardar:Should i install it in ur System?
Girl:Cover it with Anti Virus & then Install

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
36 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Jun
5
2014

Husband- ne sasural me biwi se chalo sex karte


Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte
hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light
area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
26 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Jun
5
2014

Dulhen aaaaaDard ho raha haiAram se


Dulhen: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal
lo ga.
Dulhen:1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm
8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5?

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
32 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Jun
5
2014

Director 2 Sunny Leone-


Director 2 Sunny Leone-
Suhagrat ka scene hai,
Dudh ka glass le ke jana hai
Aur hero ko pilana hai.
:
:
:
:
:
Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to
Hema Malini Ko le lete. !

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
25 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Jun
4
2014

Very Touching Santa Kal


Very Touching.. Santa : Kal
pehli baar maine girlfriend ki
yaad bhulane k liye Sharab ki
Botal ka Sahara liya.. Banta :
Phir kya hua ? Santa : Hona kya
tha? Lund fas gaya Bottle
mein.!!

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
34 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Jun
3
2014

POEM BY A Horny GIRL


POEM BY A Horny GIRL:

Fuck me hard.
And fuck me deep..!
Don't stop..
Until I weep!!

Suck my boobs.
And kiss my lips!
Go on baby.
Shake my hips!

I love the feel of
You in my pussy!!
Ek baat kahun.
kya chodte ho tussi!!

Eat my pussy.
Like burger of McD!
Chodo mujhe.
Faad k meri chaddi !

Woofer main teri.
Tu mera amplifier..!!
Kisi aur ko chodd ke aaya hai na.
You liar?

Faad di hai tune.
Aaj meri fuddi..!
Aise hi chodte rehna.
Jab tak ho na jaun main, Buddhi!!

Muh me lene ka aaj
Mann hai mera..!!
Taiyar ho ja.
Lund pe sajaa ke sehra!

Chudna chahti hun mai,
'Like a whore' !
Condoms lana One plus Four...!! ?

Lyricist : Honey Singh's Sister.?

Submitted By : dharmendra
Place : vasai
24 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes