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Dec
19
2014

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बीवी :- सुनते हो, शक्कर खत्म हो गई है. दुकान से ले आओ.

पति :- जानू पर तुम्हारा दुध इतना मीठा है फिर शक्कर क्यों ?

बीवी :- नमक भी खत्म हो गया है सब्जी मे मूत दू क्या?




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महिला ग्रामर टीचर

हरी मेरा दूध नहीं पीता"-
इस वाक्य में हरी क्या है?

छात्र : हरी चूतिया है ,
आप हमें एक मौका दीजिये,, निचोड के रख देंगे...........

Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Dec
19
2014

hihjfg


hihjfg
huffyj
ghuiigty
gguiutyyttjjvffhhuuu
ggghhhjj

Submitted By : Avinash
Place : rewari
8 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Dec
5
2014

girl - baby im wet


girl - baby im wet.
Boy - want a paper towel?
Girl - no, i want more then that ;)
Boy - want 2 paper towels?
Girl - no, baby i want sumthing big and round ;)
Boy - damn you want the whole roll?

Submitted By : Rashmiranjan Ratha
Place : cuttack
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
5
2014

Hello guys this is a gay test


Hello guys this is a gay test
If you rate this kickass ur not gay, vice versa.
I wanna c how many ppl r gay

Submitted By : Rashmiranjan Ratha
Place : cuttack
12 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Dec
4
2014

Roses are red Pickles are green


Roses are red ... Pickles are green ...
I love your legs and whats in between

Submitted By : akash
Place : kolkata
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Dec
3
2014

3 facebook female friend status


3 दिवसा पयले एका facebook female friend न status टाकला
'sleeping'...
लवडा 3 दिवस झाले अजुन status change नाही झालं...
मेली त नसन मादरचोद

Submitted By : Nilesh
Place : NAGPUR
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
27
2014

Aishwarya rai Bachchan has filed copy right case



Aishwarya rai Bachchan has filed copy right case against Pepsi for using her bedroom lines "Oh Yes Abhi!"

Submitted By : aman agarwal
Place : mangal pandey ngr
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
25
2014

Teen dost the


Teen dost the.
ek baar ek dost school ,e der se pahonchta he.
to sir ne puchha kyu der se aye ho.
voh bola sir me popat ko chodane gaaya tha.
sir bole ok.
dusare din dusara dost der se aata he.
sir ne puchha kyu der se aye ho.
voh bola sir me popat ko chhodane gaya tha.
sir bole ok
tisare din tisara dost derase aata he
to sir ne samane se puchha bhai tum bhi popat chhpdane gaye the kya.
voh bola nai sor me khud popat tha.


















ho gaya na


popat??

Submitted By : chiragsinh
Place : ahmedabad
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes