Adult Jokes

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Jan
31
2015

Baccha fone pe ye kaha ka number hai


(Baccha fone pe): ye kaha ka number hai..
Constable: Police Station
Baccha: haath me kya hai?
Constable: danda.
Baccha: gaand me daal lo.
Ye keh k bacche ne fone kaat diya.Constable ne
number nikal k usi no pe fone kia to bacche ki
maa ne uthaya.
Constable: Yaha se kisi bacche ne fone kiya or
kaha k danda gaand me daal lo.
Maa: kitni der pehle?
Constable: 10 minute huye.
Maa: ohh..sorry kaafi der ho gai,nikaal lo..Aap
bhi kahan bacche ki baaton me aa gaye..??????

Submitted By : jay kathiriya
Place : surat
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
31
2015

Madam Tu 2 din School Kyon Nahi Aaya


Madam: Tu 2 din School Kyon Nahi Aaya?
Boy: Mam, Meri Ek hi Chaddi hai Aur Woh
Mummy Ne Dhoyi thi. Isiliye Parson Nahi Aaya..
Madam: Aur Kal?
Boy: Kal Main School Aane Ke Liye Nikla.... Aapke
Ghar Ke Paas Aaya.. Dekha toh Kya..? Aapki
Chaddi Sookh Rahi thi toh Mujhe
Laga Ke Aap Bhi School Nahi Aayengi..! ..

Submitted By : jay kathiriya
Place : surat
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
27
2015

UPDESHby pk Mishra


UPDESH:by pk Mishra
3 Cheeze Zindagi me ek Baar milti hai

(1) LUND

(2) PAHLI CHUDAI

(3) JAWANI



3 Cheeze Soch samaj Kar Uthao

(1) LAUDA

(2) HATHODA

(3) DARU SANG SODA



3 Cheeze Soch Ke Karo

(1) PADOSAN SE CHUDAI

(2) KHET ME KHUDAI

(3) DOST KI VIDAI



3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar nahi Karti

(1) RANDI KI CHOOT

(2) BIGDA HUA POOT

(3) AATA HUA MOOT



3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjo
(1) SOYA LUND

(2) AATI THUND

(3) Mutual FUND



3 Cheeze hamesa Dard deti hai

(1) KUNWARI CHOOT

(2) DAKU KI LOOT

(3) ATKA HUA MOOT



3 Cheeze hamesa apkoxxX khush rakhegi

(1) CHODNE KI KHUMARI

(2) BHOJAN KI TAIYARI

(3) MERI YARI.



Submitted By : pk
Place : delhi
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jan
21
2015

Dosto ne LODA kehvani maja j kai aur chhe


Dosto ne LODA kehvani maja j kai aur chhe..


Canteen ma - Chal khavday kaik loda..
Exam ma - Mane to lakhva de loda..
Class ma - Mari haajri karavje loda..
Rasta ma - Maal to jo loda..
Submission ni line ma - Mane aagad aava de loda..
Phone par - Chal phone muk loda tari bhabhi no phn aave chhe..
Ground ma - Chhaggo mar ne loda..
Punishment ma - Hasis nai loda..
Gussa ma - Gand mrava ja loda..
Phone par vat karta joi jay to - Kon chhe loda?
Hasvu aave tyare - Pet dukhi gayu loda..
Radvu aave to - Bas kar loda..

Submitted By : Manthan Thakkar
Place : Deesa
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jan
21
2015

sex between 3 people is called Threesome


sex between 3 people is called Threesome ??

And between 2 people is called Twosome ??

Sala aaj pata chala ke ladko ko Handsome kyu kehte hai.????

Submitted By : Manthan Thakkar
Place : Deesa
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
21
2015

chacha chachi ke bich mai kya hai


chacha chachi ke bich mai kya hai

baal

Submitted By : pandya.chetan123@gmai.com
Place : surat
11 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
9
2015

Husband ne first night ke baad next day apni biwi


Husband ne first night ke baad next day apni biwi
se poochha: ?Tum aaj tak kitne logon ke sath
soyi ho??
Wife: ?Such boloon to sirf aap ke sath hee soyi
hoon, baki sabke saath saari saari raat jaagi
hoon??

Submitted By : Mohit Savani
Place : Rajkot
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jan
9
2015

Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe pati ko kaafi josh


Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe, pati ko kaafi josh
chada hua thha,
Patni: ?Zara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express
chala rahe ho?
Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur
bola
?Jo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche
mat girao?

Submitted By : Mohit Savani
Place : Rajkot
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes