Adult Jokes

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Jun
26
2014

During sex


During sex

Girl -
Promise me u won't break my
heart....


Boy -
Nahi re pagli...itna lamba thodi hai..... ??

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
14 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jun
26
2014

Kya Kabhi Kisi Ne Socha Hai Ki Hum Ladko Ke


Kya Kabhi Kisi Ne Socha Hai Ki Hum Ladko Ke Saath Na-Insaafi Hoti Hai
Jab Ladki Pregnent Ho To Usski Saari Friends,
Usske Pet Pe Hath Pher Ke Kehti Hai ? Congratulations ?,
Lekin Koi Bhi Ladko Ka Lund PakadKar Nahi Kahti ? Well Done ? Well Done ?.
Aakhir Kyu?)
__________________

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
22 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jun
26
2014

Ek Ladki Ki Nayi nayi job lagithi


Ek Ladki Ki Nayi nayi job lagithi
.
.
Kuch Dino Baad Jab Ghar Vapis Aayi To
uski Saheli Ne Pucha
.
Saheli: ?Kesa Raha ??
.
Ladki: ?Bas Pooch Na, Bura Hi Raha? :(
.
Saheli: ?Kyun??
.
.
Ladki:
?Saara Din Yes Sir, Yes Sir
Aur Sari Raat Bas Sir Bas Sir? :(

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
14 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jun
22
2014

AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US


AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball. 4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.

Submitted By : Rishabh Rockzz(+16476673776)
Place : Brampton, Canada
23 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes


Jun
17
2014

Santa Truck Driver Thha


Santa Truck Driver Thha
Ek Din Sharab Pee Ke Ghar Aya Aur Apni Biwi Ki Panty Mein Hath Dalkar
Pucha : Ye Rasta Kidhar Jata Hai?

Biwi Ne Uska Lund Pakadkar Kaha : Is Se Pucho Isko Pata Hoga, Ye Roj Up Down Karta Hai.



Submitted By : Ajay718
Place : dharuhera
30 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   50 Votes


Jun
17
2014

ab Koi Itna Khas Ban


ab Koi Itna Khas Ban Jaye, Uske
Bare Main Hi Sochna Ehsas Ban
Jaye
Toh Mang Lena Khuda Se Use
Jindagi Ke Liye
Isse Pahle K Wo Kisi Aur Ki Saans

Submitted By : R.lohar
Place : Mandsaur
16 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Jun
16
2014

3


???? ??? 3 ????? ?? ??? ???? ???????? ??:
1. ???? ???
2. ???? ???
3. ??????, ?? ???? ???



??????????
Aaj tk ka sabse gaand faad proposel...

Boy: tere paas lund hai ?

Girl: nhi.

Boy: mera legi ??

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
25 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Jun
11
2014

Tere piche piche me


"Tere piche piche me ,
Mere age age tu"

What is the meaning of the song?

Ans-with all respect me teri gand mar raha hu..

chal beta jaldi se share kar...

Submitted By : kevan
Place : idar,gujtat
17 Likes
29 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes