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Jan
13
2014

Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se


Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se
Andar Se Bacche Nikalte Hai..?
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Socho Nhi Malum
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Mai Batata Hu...?
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"School Ki Ghanti"
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Soch Badalo
Desh Badlega.

Submitted By : dhiraj
Place : Mumbai
56 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   95 Votes


Jan
10
2014

Park Mein Khelte Hue Dada Pote Ki Kisi


Park Mein Khelte Hue Dada Pote Ki Kisi
Bat Par Sharat Lag Gayi, To Kon Jeeta Us
Sharat Mein Pade Ye Joke." Ek Bachha Apne Dada Ke Sath Park Mein
Khel Raha Tha. Tabhi Ek Kenchua Bill Se
Bahar Aaya Aur Rengne Laga. Bachha: ?Dadaji Is Kenchue Ko Wapas Mitti Ke Usi Chedh Mein Daal Do Jahan Se Ye Nikla Hai? Dadaji: ?Nahi Beta Ye Sambhav Nahi Hai Dekhte Nahi Ho Kenchua Kitna Narm Hai??? Bachha: ?Lagi 100 Rupaye Ki Shart?? Dadaji: ?Theek Hai Lag Gayi? Bachha Andar Gaya Aur Ek Hair Spray Le
Kar Aaya Aur Us Kenchue Par Chidak
Diya. Kenchua Lakdi Ki Tarah Sakhat Ho Gaya
Aur Bachhe Ne Use Wapas Usi Jagah
Daal Diya Jaha Se Wo Nikala Tha. Dadaji Turant Wo Hair Saprey Apne
Hath Mein Lekar Ander Gaye Aur Kuch
Der Baad Wapas Aaye. Dadaji: ?Ye Lo 500 Rupaye Tum Sharat Jeet Gaye? Bachha: ?Par Dadaji Sharat To Keval 100 Rupaye Ki Thi? Dadaji: ? Beta Mene To 100 Rs Hi Diye Hai, 400 Rs Tumahari Dadi Ne Diye Hai?

Submitted By : Deepak
Place : Noida
35 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   88 Votes


Jan
6
2014

Gandhi Ji Aur Nehru Ji Ek Bar


Gandhi Ji Aur Nehru Ji Ek Bar
Registan Mein Pahuch Jate Hain.
Raat Hoti Hai Aur Thand Badh
Jati Hai.
Nehru Ji Gandhi Ji Se Kehte Hai
Ki Unki Lungi Ko Dono Odh
Kar So Jate Hai, Thand Kam
Lagegi.
Raat Ko Nehru Ji Sapna Dekte
Hai Ki Unki Death Ho Gayi Hai
Aur Woh Swarg Mein Pahunch
Jate Hain.
Indra: ?Aap Ka Swarg Mein
Swagat Hai Nehru Ji?
Nehru Ji: ?Aap Kon Ho??
Indra: ?Main Swarg Ka Raja
Indra Hoon Aur Main Prithvi
Par Aap Ke Kiye Kaam Se Bahut
Khush Hoon Aap Koi Bhi ?Teen
Vardaan Maang Sakte Hain?
Nehru Ji: ?Theek Hai, Par Kya
Main Jo Bhi Manguga Mujhe
Milega??
Indra: ?Haan, Yeh Indra Ka
Waada Hai?
Nehru Ji: ?Theek Hai, Maine
Prithvi Par Bahut Se Kaam Kiye
Par Aaj Tak Kabhi Sex Nahi
Kiya, To Main Sex Karna Chahta hu
To indra kehte hai yaha per bhut saari apsaraye hai jiske sath chaho uske sath kar Sakte Ho?
Nehru Ji: ?Nahi, Mujhe Aap Ki
Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karna Hai?
Indra: ?Ye Nahi Ho Sakta,
Kabhi Bhi Nahi?
Nehru Ji: ?Soch Lijiye, Aapne
Juban Di Hai?
Indra Bechara Kya Bolta :"theek Hai, Kar Lo? nehru ji wapas ae aur bole mera man nai bhara mujhe aur sex karna hai ..... To indra kehte hai yaha per bhut saari apsaraye hai jiske sath chaho uske sath kar Sakte Ho?
Nehru Ji: ?Nahi, Mujhe Aap Ki
Beti Ke Sath Sex Karna Hai?
Indra: ?Ye Nahi Ho Sakta,
Kabhi Bhi Nahi?
Nehru Ji: ?Soch Lijiye, Aapne
Juban Di Hai?
Indra Bechara Kya Bolta:
?Theek Hai, Kar Lo?
Phir Sex Karne Ke Baad Jab
Nehru Ji Vapas Aate Hai.
Phir Sex Karne Ke Baad Jab
Nehru Ji Vapas Aate Hai.
Indra: ?Ab Aap Teesra
Vardaan Mange,
Aur Iss Baar
Sex Mat Mangna?
Nehru Ji: ?Theek Hai, Bas
Mujhe Woh ?Dhann Vriksh
(Money Tree) De Dijiye?
Indra: ?Theek Hai, Jao Ukhaad
Sakte Ho To Ukhaad Lo?
Nehru Ji Ja Kar Vriksh
Ukhaadne Lagte Hain, Kafi Zor
Lagane Ke Baad Bhi Nahi Tod
Paate To Aur Zorr Lagate Hain..
Achanak Gandhi Ji Uthkar
Nehru Ji Ko Do Thapad Marte
Hain.
Gandhi Ji Rote Hue: ?Sale, Raat
Bhar Tune Meri Do Baar Gand
Mari Main Kuch Na Bola Aur
Ab Mera Land ukhad rha hai

Submitted By : vidit
Place : lucknow
82 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   127 Votes


May
7
2013

naya land lagoa


Ek Baar ek Accident ho jata hai jisme aadmi ka land kat jaata hai.Uski biwi use doctor ke pass leki jaati hai.

Doctor bolta hai ki inhe kutte ka ya ghode ka land lagana padega.

to biwi boli ghode ka lagwa dijiye

...kutta pehele se ghar pe hai.

Submitted By : Jack
Place : navi mumbai
5 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Dec
27
2013

Lips -Start of sex


Lips -Start of sex.
Nipples -Bite of Sex.
Boobs ..-Shape of sex.

Penis ..-Length .. of sex.
Pusy ..-Depth of sex.
Ass -Back door .. entry of sex.

Nudity-Invitation of sex.
Fuck-Xperience of sex.
Suck-Taste of sex.

Masturbation -Substitute of sex.
Condom- Safety of sex.
Sperm - Cream of sex.

Ejaculation ..- End of sex.
Prostitute - Machine of sex.
Marriage ..- License .. of sex.

Periods- Having Rest from sex.
Pregnancy- Proof of sex.
Child ..- Result of Sex.

HAVE A SEXY Winter 

Submitted By : chetansingh
Place : mysore
103 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   174 Votes


Dec
26
2013

GIRL- Xcuse me brothr thats my seat


GIRL- Xcuse me brothr, thats my seat

BOY- Ok, Bt Im not ur brothr. My DAD nvr fuckd ur MOM..!!!

GIRL- True, bt my DAD fuckd ur MOm..!!!

MORAL: Ladkiya bhi ab madrchod ho gyi hain.????

Submitted By : tanuj
Place : ghaziabad
103 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   147 Votes


Dec
21
2013

Irony Of Life Wives Dont Get Pregnant After Many


Irony Of Life: Wives Don't Get Pregnant After Many
Attempts And Girlfriends Get Pregnant Even After
Taking Precautions

Submitted By : ONLY4U
Place : Nashik
42 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   121 Votes


Dec
21
2013

Ek ladki ko english bolne ka bahut shouk tha


Ek ladki ko english bolne ka bahut shouk tha.

shadi ki 1st night pe usse pata chala ke uske patti ka ek pair nhi hai.
Woh ghar aa ke apni maa se boli mom mere husband ka sirf ek foot hai.
Maa heran ho ke boli,, hey Bhagwan,, beti aur tuje kitna bada chahiye? :D

Submitted By : salman
Place : delhi
117 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   146 Votes