Adult Jokes

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Sep
22
2015

Pati ke Penis pe madhu makkhi kaat


Pati ke Penis pe madhu makkhi kaat
gayi. He goes to doctor with his wife.
Wife sharmate hue,"Sirf dard ki dawa
dena,sujan rehne dena.";;)

Submitted By : amit kundu
Place : panipat
16 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Sep
16
2015

Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka


Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka
packet leke khadi thi.
Bhikhari ; kuch de do.
Ladki ; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari ; ye bread ka packet hi
dedo.
Ladki ; kal aana sos lagake dungi.

Submitted By : Kunaal
Place : Suratgarh
15 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Sep
15
2015

Son-Papa bday par ballon kyun phata te he


Son-Papa bday par ballon kyun phata te he??

Masti papa-Kyun ki ballon phat gaya tha tohi toh tu paida hua tha!!;)

Submitted By : the baddy
Place : manhattan
13 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
5
2015

Bus Stop Par Ek Lady Ke Hath Mein Whisper Ka Pack


Bus Stop Par Ek Lady Ke Hath Mein Whisper Ka Pack Dekhkar Ek Bikhari Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola
“Behnji Kuch Khane Ko Dedo”
Aurat Boli: “Maaf Karo Baba, Mere Pass Kuch Bhi Khane Ka Nahi Hai”
Bikhari Whisper Ke Packet Ko Dekh Kar Bola: “Ye Double Roti Hi De Do Khane Ke Liye”
Aurat: “Baba Kal Aana Jam Laga Kar Dungi, Maje Se Khana“


..... Ek Ladki Ne Garib Ladke Se Puchha: “Tumhara Lund Itna Bada Kaise?”
Garib Ldka: “Kyuki Bachpan Se Mere Pass Aur Koi Khilona Nhi Tha

Submitted By : amir
Place : patna
15 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Aug
11
2015

ladki - maderchood tujhe aur koi kam nahi hai kya


ladki - maderchood tujhe aur koi kam nahi hai kya
ladka- hai na
ladki- kya









ladka- Teri choot pe nazar

Submitted By : ÝØGÈSH ȘÍŇGH
Place : baikunthpur
14 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
2
2015

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भारत में कामवालियों की समस्या आखिर क्यों है -

सरकार ने 15 वर्ष से कम आयु वाली पर प्रतिबन्ध लगा रखा है..

बीवियों ने 16 से 40 वर्ष वालियों पर प्रतिबन्ध लगा रखा है..

और..

पतियों ने 40 वर्ष से ज्यादा वालियों पर प्रतिबन्ध लगा रखा है...


Submitted By : Pooja
Place : Punjab
17 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
25
2015

Gabber


Gabber

Gabber:- are o samba...kitne aadmi the?

samba:- sardaar 3

Gabber:- to Mara kyu nahi.

Samba:- sardaar darr Gaye the..

Gabber:- to tum sub ab mar Gaye.

Samba:- sardaar plz muje maaf Karo ..me to Roz aapka muh me leta hu..

Gabber:- to ab gaand me bhi le le..

Submitted By : Anilpuri
Place : Gujarat
11 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
22
2015

Ek baar pappu apne dus dosto ke saath gaaon me


Ek baar pappu apne dus dosto ke saath gaaon me jaata hai

Unko pyaas lagti hai
Wo ek jhopdi me jate hain
Sab ek ek karke andar ghuste hai
Us jhopdi me ek aurat hoti hai
Jo bhi ata hai usse apna game bajane ko kehti hai
Sab ek ek karke game bajakar pani peete jate hai

Jaise hi pappu ki bari ati hai light chali jati hai
Pappu game baja raha hoto hai aue light a jaati hai
Pappu - are mammi tum!

Submitted By : kalpit
Place : delhi
12 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes