Adult Jokes

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Sep
10
2014

Pune ka ladka 2 Docter Dr mai apni Biwi ko


Pune ka ladka 2 Docter :Dr. mai apni Biwi ko chodta hu to andar jake lund teda ho jata hai...

Dr. ko yakin nahi hota to wo ladka apni Biwi ko clinic me lekar Dr. ke samne chodta he

Kuch din bad kisi shadi me Dr. apne dosto ke sath khada us Pune ke ladke ka mazak uda raha hota he ki is bewkuf ne apni Biwi ko mere samne choda

Dusri tarf Pune ka ladka apne dosto ke sath khada Dr. ko dekh k hasta hai or kehta he

"Yar raand laya tha,Jagah nai mili to iske clinic me jakar chod aya."


Submitted By : munu
Place : rourkela
29 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Sep
10
2014

Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position



Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position . . .
Wife: I have fever . . .
Husband : I know that,
So i have powdered my penis with Crocin
Now u decide, u want to take it orally or as AN injection . . . !

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
27 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Sep
10
2014

Nipple Nipple Little Star


Nipple Nipple Little Star
Can I fuck U in My Car
Up above Ur Boobs So High
Always milky Never dry
Let Me Press it Don't feel Shy
Open Ur Panty
Let Me Try

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
37 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Sep
2
2014

Teacher Board pe likh rahi thiAchanakBittu-


Teacher Board pe likh rahi thi,Achanak...Bittu-
Madam Aapka Whisper niche gir gaya....Teacher
ne Ghabra ke niche dekha aurBittu ko Zor Se
Thappad Mara aur kaha....Haramzade iise DUSTER
kehte hai..!!

Submitted By : Deep
Place : Jalandhar
30 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Aug
27
2014

khansi ki dawa na pio to wo Tb bn jati hy


khansi ki dawa na pio to wo T.b bn jati hy
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wah wah
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. girl friend time pe na badlo to biwi bn jati hay............

Submitted By : kirankhan
Place : nawab shah
16 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Aug
25
2014

The most recent survey on women showed that 10


The most recent survey on women showed that 10 percent of the men interviewed liked women with thin legs.Another 15 per cent preferred muscular legs.The rest liked something in-between.

Submitted By : T@πha G0nza!
Place : mumbai
14 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Aug
25
2014

Dennis the drunk was broke as usual but needed a


Dennis the drunk was broke as usual, but needed a drink. He knew the barman to be a sporting fellow, so he offered him a bet."I'll bet you the price of a pint of beer that my prick is longer than your cat's tail," he said to the barman. The barman could not resist a certain winning bet so he lay down his money.The barman whipped up the cat andmeasured it and then measured Dennis's somewhat sad-looking member. "You lose by just over 3 inches, Dennis," he said, "so pay up!""Just a minute," slurred Dennis."Where did you measure the cat's tail from?""From its arse to its to its tip replied the barman."OK," said Dennis. "Well, would youmind giving me the same courtesy!"

Submitted By : T@πha G0nza!
Place : mumbai
7 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Aug
21
2014

3 adult ladies have a lunch get together One is


3 adult ladies have a lunch get together. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and one has been married for 5+ years. They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

The engaged girl: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then the married one had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

Submitted By : aarav singh
Place : new delhi
24 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes