Adult Jokes

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Feb
12
2015

Teacher Machchhar k Katne Se Maleria hota hai


Teacher: Machchhar k Katne Se Maleria hota hai Aids kyu
Nahi ?
Student: Qki Machchhar Dunk Marta hai Gaand nahi. Aage
se Bakchodi Wale Sawal mat Puchhna.

Sahal:-09634558284

Submitted By : sahal
Place : Amroha
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
8
2015

Boy to girl


Boy to girl
Boy : happy birthday
Girl : thank u
Boy : chal BP de
Girl : pendriv de
Boy : me Birthday Party ki baat kar raha hu
Girl : uff sorry

Submitted By : Rahul karani
Place : dwarka
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Feb
8
2015

What do you call a hair that falls on 14th of


What do you call a hair that falls on 14th of February?









Love-day-ka-Baal

Submitted By : Kaushik
Place : Mumbai
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
6
2015

Ek sarkari naukari ke liye viklanghandicap kote


Ek sarkari naukari ke liye viklang(handicap) kote me interview ho rha tha.

officer: kya aap viklaang hai?

candidate: ji haa, 1bomb blast me mere dono aand udd gye the.

officer: thik h. tum chun liye gye ho.kal se 11bje aa jaana

candidate: lekin daftar aane ka samay to 9bje ka h.

officer:ye sarkari daftar h bhaiya, hum sab subeh 2hrs. sirf aand hi khujate h tum kya kroge.

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
3
2015

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2


Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women...Because as per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

Submitted By : suman pal
Place : burdwan
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
31
2015

Pati kehta h patni se good night


Pati kehta h patni se good night
patni bolti h aise kaise good night
pehle karo band light,
fir karo apna लंड tight ,
meri pudi se karo fight,
or girao apna birla white.

Submitted By : vivek sharma
Place : delhi
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
31
2015

DULHA


DULHA:
Honey Moon pe Kahaa Jaana Chahti Ho?
Switzerland ya Singapore.?
DULHAN :
(Sharmate Huve)
Jahan Aap Le Chalo, Mujhe to dono jagah
Marwani hi hai...???

Submitted By : jay kathiriya
Place : surat
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
31
2015

Baccha fone pe ye kaha ka number hai


(Baccha fone pe): ye kaha ka number hai..
Constable: Police Station
Baccha: haath me kya hai?
Constable: danda.
Baccha: gaand me daal lo.
Ye keh k bacche ne fone kaat diya.Constable ne
number nikal k usi no pe fone kia to bacche ki
maa ne uthaya.
Constable: Yaha se kisi bacche ne fone kiya or
kaha k danda gaand me daal lo.
Maa: kitni der pehle?
Constable: 10 minute huye.
Maa: ohh..sorry kaafi der ho gai,nikaal lo..Aap
bhi kahan bacche ki baaton me aa gaye..??????

Submitted By : jay kathiriya
Place : surat
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes