Adult Jokes

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Jun
10
2014

Lady In Bed With Her Husbands Boss Enjoying Sex


Lady In Bed With Her Husband?s Boss Enjoying Sex

Suddenly Phone Rings

Lady: ?Yes. . Ok, Fine Darling.. Love You, Bye !?

Turns To Boss, Laughs And Says: ?Bastard My Husband Says He?s In Meeting With You..?

Submitted By : dharmendra
Place : vasai
16 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Jun
10
2014

Ek Bhakt Ne Baba Saxidas Se Puchha


Ek Bhakt Ne Baba Saxidas Se Puchha

Bhakt: ?Baba Ji, Sukh Aur Santosh Ke Beech Mein Kya Farq Hai??

Baba Ji Ne Muskura Ke Jawab Diya:? Jivan Mein Apni Pasand Se Ladki Thokne Ko Mile To Wo Hai Sukh ? Aur Jo Mile ? Usse Thokna Pade Wo Hai Santosh??

Submitted By : dharmendra
Place : vasai
22 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Jun
10
2014

Lady on phone HelloPolice station A man has


Lady on phone: Hello!Police station? A man has entered my house & he is raping me right noowwwwe. Can youuuu aaahhhhh Mhaaa Wowwwww ummmmmm ohhh yeahhhh hmmmmmm yesssss yeeeaaahhhhh harderrrr hmmmmmm yeahhhhh arrest him tomorrow.

Submitted By : dharmendra
Place : vasai
29 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes


Jun
6
2014

Customer - My wife needs a pair of Jeans


Customer - My wife needs a pair of Jeans...

but I dont remember her waist size.

Sales girl - touch my waist n try to calculate...


Customer - Oh I forgot

- she needs Bra also......

Submitted By : Macc
Place : Thane
30 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   43 Votes


Jun
6
2014

Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola Bhai


Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola, "Bhai
Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena"!
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola, "Itne Chote Aur
Cigrarette?"
Ladka: Mere Liye Nahi, Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le
Raha Hoon. Mere Liye To Ek Packet Condom De
Do!

Submitted By : Ravi Shankar Saini
Place : Jaipur
37 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes


Jun
5
2014

Girl ne boy ke uppar pessab kar diya


Ek baar girl ne boy ke uppar pesaab kar diya
Boy-aye chanchal souk hasina ye kya nadani hai
Girl-tum jiske liye taraste ho ye usi jheel ka paani hai

Submitted By : Rakesh rai
Place : U.p ballia
32 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes


Jun
5
2014

Day 1


Day 1

??: Dad u got called to school
??: Y wat happened?

??: Math teacher asked me wat is 7x9 n I answered 63
??: And...
??: Then she asked wat is 9x7..
??: Wats the fucking difference?
??: That's exactly wat I said
??:??

Day 2:
??: Dad did u come to school?
??: Nope
??: OK good cuz the gym teacher wants u to com too..
??: ?? Wat happened now?
??: Well first he asked me to raise my right hand, then my left hand, then my left leg and then my right leg....
??: So wat did u have to stand on your dick now?
??: that's exactly wat I said too..
??:??

Day 3
??: Were you in school dad?
??: No y?
??: ?? I got expelled...
??: Wat the hell happened son?
??: Well I got called to d princy 's office and the math teacher, gym teacher and art teacher was thr..
??: Wat the fuck was the art teacher doin thr?
??: ??Thats exactly wat I asked??????

Submitted By : Macc
Place : Thane
29 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Jun
5
2014

GrilMera boyfriend kab sudhry ga


Gril:Mera boyfriend kab sudhry ga?
.
Baba G:Usko layi ho?
Girl:Nahi
.
Baba:Koi baat nahi.
Apni Bra kholo
Girl:kyun?
.
Baba:Us k haath ki lakern dekhni hain

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
25 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes