Adult Jokes

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Sep
5
2015

Bus Stop Par Ek Lady Ke Hath Mein Whisper Ka Pack


Bus Stop Par Ek Lady Ke Hath Mein Whisper Ka Pack Dekhkar Ek Bikhari Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola
“Behnji Kuch Khane Ko Dedo”
Aurat Boli: “Maaf Karo Baba, Mere Pass Kuch Bhi Khane Ka Nahi Hai”
Bikhari Whisper Ke Packet Ko Dekh Kar Bola: “Ye Double Roti Hi De Do Khane Ke Liye”
Aurat: “Baba Kal Aana Jam Laga Kar Dungi, Maje Se Khana“


..... Ek Ladki Ne Garib Ladke Se Puchha: “Tumhara Lund Itna Bada Kaise?”
Garib Ldka: “Kyuki Bachpan Se Mere Pass Aur Koi Khilona Nhi Tha

Submitted By : amir
Place : patna
15 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Aug
11
2015

ladki - maderchood tujhe aur koi kam nahi hai kya


ladki - maderchood tujhe aur koi kam nahi hai kya
ladka- hai na
ladki- kya









ladka- Teri choot pe nazar

Submitted By : ÝØGÈSH ȘÍŇGH
Place : baikunthpur
14 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
2
2015

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भारत में कामवालियों की समस्या आखिर क्यों है -

सरकार ने 15 वर्ष से कम आयु वाली पर प्रतिबन्ध लगा रखा है..

बीवियों ने 16 से 40 वर्ष वालियों पर प्रतिबन्ध लगा रखा है..

और..

पतियों ने 40 वर्ष से ज्यादा वालियों पर प्रतिबन्ध लगा रखा है...


Submitted By : Pooja
Place : Punjab
17 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
25
2015

Gabber


Gabber

Gabber:- are o samba...kitne aadmi the?

samba:- sardaar 3

Gabber:- to Mara kyu nahi.

Samba:- sardaar darr Gaye the..

Gabber:- to tum sub ab mar Gaye.

Samba:- sardaar plz muje maaf Karo ..me to Roz aapka muh me leta hu..

Gabber:- to ab gaand me bhi le le..

Submitted By : Anilpuri
Place : Gujarat
10 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
22
2015

Ek baar pappu apne dus dosto ke saath gaaon me


Ek baar pappu apne dus dosto ke saath gaaon me jaata hai

Unko pyaas lagti hai
Wo ek jhopdi me jate hain
Sab ek ek karke andar ghuste hai
Us jhopdi me ek aurat hoti hai
Jo bhi ata hai usse apna game bajane ko kehti hai
Sab ek ek karke game bajakar pani peete jate hai

Jaise hi pappu ki bari ati hai light chali jati hai
Pappu game baja raha hoto hai aue light a jaati hai
Pappu - are mammi tum!

Submitted By : kalpit
Place : delhi
12 Likes
33 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
18
2015

Kuch log thodi der karte hain


Kuch log thodi der karte hain?.
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai?





unka?





Mobile Charge?!

Submitted By : ankit
Place : Jaipur
11 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jun
14
2015

Ladka Chalte chalte uhi ruk jata hu mai


Ladka : Chalte chalte uhi ruk jata hu mai,
Baithe baithe uhi kho jata hu mai

Kya yahi pyar hai 
Kya yahi pyar hai

Ladki : nahi bhaiya ye kamjori hai,
Ja kar dr. Ko dikhao.

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
22 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jan
21
2015

Dosto ne LODA kehvani maja j kai aur chhe


Dosto ne LODA kehvani maja j kai aur chhe..


Canteen ma - Chal khavday kaik loda..
Exam ma - Mane to lakhva de loda..
Class ma - Mari haajri karavje loda..
Rasta ma - Maal to jo loda..
Submission ni line ma - Mane aagad aava de loda..
Phone par - Chal phone muk loda tari bhabhi no phn aave chhe..
Ground ma - Chhaggo mar ne loda..
Punishment ma - Hasis nai loda..
Gussa ma - Gand mrava ja loda..
Phone par vat karta joi jay to - Kon chhe loda?
Hasvu aave tyare - Pet dukhi gayu loda..
Radvu aave to - Bas kar loda..

Submitted By : Manthan Thakkar
Place : Deesa
8 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes