Adult Jokes

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Jun
5
2014

Day 1


Day 1

??: Dad u got called to school
??: Y wat happened?

??: Math teacher asked me wat is 7x9 n I answered 63
??: And...
??: Then she asked wat is 9x7..
??: Wats the fucking difference?
??: That's exactly wat I said
??:??

Day 2:
??: Dad did u come to school?
??: Nope
??: OK good cuz the gym teacher wants u to com too..
??: ?? Wat happened now?
??: Well first he asked me to raise my right hand, then my left hand, then my left leg and then my right leg....
??: So wat did u have to stand on your dick now?
??: that's exactly wat I said too..
??:??

Day 3
??: Were you in school dad?
??: No y?
??: ?? I got expelled...
??: Wat the hell happened son?
??: Well I got called to d princy 's office and the math teacher, gym teacher and art teacher was thr..
??: Wat the fuck was the art teacher doin thr?
??: ??Thats exactly wat I asked??????

Submitted By : Macc
Place : Thane
29 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Jun
5
2014

GrilMera boyfriend kab sudhry ga


Gril:Mera boyfriend kab sudhry ga?
.
Baba G:Usko layi ho?
Girl:Nahi
.
Baba:Koi baat nahi.
Apni Bra kholo
Girl:kyun?
.
Baba:Us k haath ki lakern dekhni hain

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
23 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Jun
5
2014

SardarCan i touch ur Software


Sardar:Can i touch ur Software?
Girl:First show me ur Hardware!
Sardar:Should i install it in ur System?
Girl:Cover it with Anti Virus & then Install

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
34 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Jun
5
2014

AaJ Ladkiya Mardo se Kam nahi


AaJ Ladkiya Mardo se Kam nahi,
Par Hame iska koi Gham nahi.

Mana k wo future me Aasman par Jayengi,
Magar raat ko to Hamare hi neeche aayengi

Submitted By : dharmendra
Place : vasai
25 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jun
5
2014

new style propose


Style to Propose a Girl :-
Boy- Dekh Mai nahi chahata k mera ladka
bada ho k teri ladki ko line mare...
Girl- to m kya kru..
Boy- Tu Haa Bole To
'Dono ko bhai -bahan bana dete hai

Submitted By : mohit
Place : yamuna nagar
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Jun
5
2014

Husband- ne sasural me biwi se chalo sex karte


Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte
hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light
area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
24 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jun
5
2014

Dulhen aaaaaDard ho raha haiAram se


Dulhen: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal
lo ga.
Dulhen:1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm
8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5?

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
28 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Jun
5
2014

Director 2 Sunny Leone-


Director 2 Sunny Leone-
Suhagrat ka scene hai,
Dudh ka glass le ke jana hai
Aur hero ko pilana hai.
:
:
:
:
:
Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to
Hema Malini Ko le lete. !

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
23 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes