Adult Jokes

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Jun
5
2014

AaJ Ladkiya Mardo se Kam nahi


AaJ Ladkiya Mardo se Kam nahi,
Par Hame iska koi Gham nahi.

Mana k wo future me Aasman par Jayengi,
Magar raat ko to Hamare hi neeche aayengi

Submitted By : dharmendra
Place : vasai
25 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jun
5
2014

new style propose


Style to Propose a Girl :-
Boy- Dekh Mai nahi chahata k mera ladka
bada ho k teri ladki ko line mare...
Girl- to m kya kru..
Boy- Tu Haa Bole To
'Dono ko bhai -bahan bana dete hai

Submitted By : mohit
Place : yamuna nagar
16 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Jun
5
2014

Husband- ne sasural me biwi se chalo sex karte


Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte
hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light
area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
24 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jun
5
2014

Dulhen aaaaaDard ho raha haiAram se


Dulhen: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal
lo ga.
Dulhen:1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm
8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5?

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
24 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jun
5
2014

Director 2 Sunny Leone-


Director 2 Sunny Leone-
Suhagrat ka scene hai,
Dudh ka glass le ke jana hai
Aur hero ko pilana hai.
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Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to
Hema Malini Ko le lete. !

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
22 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Jun
4
2014

Very Touching Santa Kal


Very Touching.. Santa : Kal
pehli baar maine girlfriend ki
yaad bhulane k liye Sharab ki
Botal ka Sahara liya.. Banta :
Phir kya hua ? Santa : Hona kya
tha? Lund fas gaya Bottle
mein.!!

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
27 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Jun
3
2014

POEM BY A Horny GIRL


POEM BY A Horny GIRL:

Fuck me hard.
And fuck me deep..!
Don't stop..
Until I weep!!

Suck my boobs.
And kiss my lips!
Go on baby.
Shake my hips!

I love the feel of
You in my pussy!!
Ek baat kahun.
kya chodte ho tussi!!

Eat my pussy.
Like burger of McD!
Chodo mujhe.
Faad k meri chaddi !

Woofer main teri.
Tu mera amplifier..!!
Kisi aur ko chodd ke aaya hai na.
You liar?

Faad di hai tune.
Aaj meri fuddi..!
Aise hi chodte rehna.
Jab tak ho na jaun main, Buddhi!!

Muh me lene ka aaj
Mann hai mera..!!
Taiyar ho ja.
Lund pe sajaa ke sehra!

Chudna chahti hun mai,
'Like a whore' !
Condoms lana One plus Four...!! ?

Lyricist : Honey Singh's Sister.?

Submitted By : dharmendra
Place : vasai
22 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jun
3
2014

Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur


Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur
Apni Kamij Aur Fir Bra Utar Ke Uske
Saamne Beth Gayi
Doctor Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se
Bola
Dr. ?Ye Kya Badtameezi Hai, Main
Dentist Hu?
Lady: ?Haan Haan Mujhe Pata Hai..
Main Bhi Daant Hi Nikalwane Aayi
Hu, Nipple Mein Fasa Hai?

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma 8904576450
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
14 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes