Adult Jokes

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Jul
2
2014

a man and his frnd was talking aftr a lng tymthe


a man and his frnd was talking aftr a lng tym....the man asked he friend can u help me in taking my chapel from upstairs coz im feeling cold and even im havng legpain thz y i cant get it myself ...............the frnd went upstairs for talking the chapel then he saw the 2 beutiful daughter of his frnd and said them " ur dad sent me upstairs to hav sex with u both" no way rplyed the dauters. the frnd asked the daughts fater loudly "should i take both of them?" infort of the daughters and yes was the rply by the fater

Submitted By : anand
Place : kannur
8 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jun
30
2014

ADIDAS likha hai


Pathan Was Having SEX Wid a girl,
GIRL:Tmhari Lulli Par AIDS likha hai,
PATHAN:Behanchod Khada to hone de AIDS Nahi,ADIDAS Likha haiā€¦!!

Submitted By : kunal raut
Place : odisha
16 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Jun
30
2014

The best ever English to hindi dictionary for


The best ever English to hindi dictionary for guys:
xcuse me= sun chutiye;
stupid= abe gandu;
get out= Nikal bhosdike;
I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye;
I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;
Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;
Would u like to have this= lega laudu;
Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;
He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;
I'm sorry = maa chuda;
Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;
I 4give u! = muh mei le le;
No = ghanta;
Too small= jhaant barabar;
Too big= gaandfaadu;
Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;
We rock= maa chod di;
And finally the best one:
Dost= laude......:D :D :D

Submitted By : raj soni 9716391245
Place : delhi
21 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Jun
30
2014

Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti


Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :
MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar
dungi..
Bachhe:
pehele mera..
pehele mera..
pehele mera..?

Submitted By : raj soni 9716391245
Place : delhi
18 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jun
30
2014

Srdr ne Railway Reservation form me Ling k jagah


Srdr ne Railway Reservation form me Ling k jagah
6 Inch likha..
Lady Clerk-Ling kya likha hai,Kato isko
Srdr-Kitna?
Lady Clerk-Pura
Srdr-Maa chudao, me BUS se chala jaunga..

Submitted By : raj soni 9716391245
Place : delhi
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jun
28
2014

Wrong use of d word Fuck


Wrong use of d word 'Fuck'.
Rocky has broken his leg n his buddy Bob comes over 2 c him.

Bob: How r u doing ??

Rocky: Fine.

Hey, do me a favour.. Go upstairs & get me my slippers. My feet r freezing!

Bob goes upstairs & sees Rocky's hot twin sisters lying on the bed.

Bob: Ur brother sent me up 2 have sex with u girls..

Twins: Prove it!

Bob (Shouting): Hey Rocky.., both of them ??

Rocky (Shouting back): Of course! What's d point of fucking one???...
Absolute Classic!!!?

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
22 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jun
26
2014

Ek faujii jung se 3 saal baad wapas aya aur


Ek faujii jung se 3 saal baad wapas aya aur khidki k paas udaas baith gaya. Biwi ko sex ki ichha hui. Biwi dupatta gira k boli dekho hawa ne mera kya uda diya.
Faujji chup.
Phir kurti nikali aur boli,dekho hawa ne mera kya uda diya..
Faujji fir chup..
phir salwar utari aur boli,dekho hawa ne mera kya uda diya....
Faujji ko gussa aya, pent utar kar bola: "dekh bomb ne mera kya uda diya"
Biwi chup...R.jat

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
18 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Jun
26
2014

During sex


During sex

Girl -
Promise me u won't break my
heart....


Boy -
Nahi re pagli...itna lamba thodi hai..... ??

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
13 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes