Adult Jokes

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Apr
24
2015

adult choudu


Chaudu ustaad ne farmaya h
dargi ,ghabrayegi sarmaygi koi sukh nhi payegi
chut khol k bolegi to lauda ander payegi
RAY

Submitted By : Rahul Yadav(ray)
Place : jaipur
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
4
2015

ADMIN


ADMIN घराचा दरवाजा काढून
बाजारात घेऊन
चालला असतो
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एका व्यक्तीने त्याला विचारले :
दरवाजा विकायचा आहे का ?
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ADMIN: नाय ओ,
चावी हरवलीये....कुलूप तोडायच आहे .
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(हसु नका... जोक अजुन बाकी आहे)
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त्या व्यक्तीने परत विचारले : घरात
चोर घुसले तर..?
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ADMIN: घरात कसा जाणार
दरवाजा तर माझ्या जवळ
आहे ना....

Submitted By : Pravin
Place : Wathar
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
23
2015

when a guy goes to a hooker hes not paying for


when a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying for sex ,he's paying her to leave.

Submitted By : Fiwajomi
Place : Nkawkaw
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
3
2014

3 facebook female friend status


3 दिवसा पयले एका facebook female friend न status टाकला
'sleeping'...
लवडा 3 दिवस झाले अजुन status change नाही झालं...
मेली त नसन मादरचोद

Submitted By : Nilesh
Place : NAGPUR
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
18
2015

adult- Hand says something


Naughty Boy to Girl- Tum meri yaad m kya karti ho
Sweet girl- I read Romanatic books
boy - to behnch@@d hum dono m se me hi chutiya hu, jo daily sam ko bathroom me saboon se hath dhota hu
freeky jisko samaj nahi aya pogo dekho pogo
(RAY)

Submitted By : Rahul Yadav(ray)
Place : jaipur
9 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
18
2015

adult - maa ke lode


when Boy ask for extra pocket money to his Father
father - Maa ke Lode Phichle mahine hi to badhai thi
son - tab se maa ka loda bhi to bada ho gya

Submitted By : Rahul Yadav(ray)
Place : jaipur
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Apr
14
2015

Sad adult messge


@@@@Sad adult messge@@@@

Rista to ham unse usi din tod dete




Jab hatho me unone gero ka lund thama tha


Magar

Intjar tha to bus unki chudai ka

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
12
2015

Santa in Red Light Area Kya Rate hai


Santa in Red Light Area: "Kya Rate hai?"

Dalal: "2000 ladki ke, 100 Mere, 50 Policewale ke."

Santa: "Yara Dil Khush kar diya..., Ja Pehle Saale Police Wale ko Le aa

Submitted By : Sushil Pathak
Place : Delhi/NCR
38 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes