Adult Jokes

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Jul
15
2014

Teacher to Student - What is similarity


Teacher to Student - What is similarity
between girl and wire.
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me to teacher ;: Dono nangi ho to jaan
nikaal deti hain.=))

Submitted By : Deep
Place : Jalandhar
20 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
13
2014

Son- Mummy aap papa ke upar baith kar jump Q


Son:- Mummy aap papa ke upar baith kar jump Q karti ho ?
Mom:- Unke pet ki hawa nikalti hoon.
Son:- Kya fayda,kaamwali aunty papa ki pant utarkar muh lagakar phir se bhar deti hai... ?????????? Pota:- Dadaji ye condom kya hota hai?
Dadaji:- Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Pota:- Main Janta tha Buddhe, Tujhe pata hota to aaj PROPERTY ke 14 hisse nahi hote..
???????????????????? Santa Kamwali ko chhed raha tha.
Kamwali:- Battamizi mat kar, MOR bana dungi.
Santa:- Murga banate suna tha. Mor kaise banate hai.
Kamwali:- Gand me ulti zadu daal ke.
???????????????????? A lady lost her Panties in the park. She made her Dog smell her Pussy and to go and search for it.
The Confused Dog came back with Dozens of Used Condoms.!
?????????? Question:- Why Do Girls Put On Weight After sex ?
Ans:- Coz every banana has 108 calories..
?????????? Ek baar ek aadmi ke PENIS pe madhu makkhi kaat gayi. He goes to DR with his wife.
Wife sharmate hue:- "Sirf Dard ki Dawa Dena' Sujan Rehne Dena
?????????? Sindhi's Son:- Papa meri dur ki nazar
kharab ho gayi hai, naye SPECS banwa do... !
Sindhi:- bahar chal, woh kya hai aasman mai?
Sindhi's son:- Papa woh chand hai.
Sindhi:- Isse dur kya bhenchod pariyo ki gaand dekhega???
?????????? Teacher:- What is the opposite of laughing?
Pappu:- Fucking !
Teacher:- How is that ?
Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah!!! ????????

Submitted By : Govind singh
Place : Kanpur
24 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Jul
11
2014

Doctor Sorry Reports got mixed up


Doctor : Sorry ! Reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has
AIDS or ASTHMA ?
Husband : Now what ?
Doctor : Send her for jogging.
If she returns,
don't fuck her... ??

Submitted By : Rajnish pathak
Place : mumbai
12 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Jul
11
2014

Some great sexy sayings-


Some great sexy sayings-???

"U cannot taste me, until u
undress me?"??
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- Banana.??

"U cannot eat me unless u lick me"??
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- Ice cream.??

"U can not play with me unless u blow me"??
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. - Balloon.??

"U can not enjoy me unless u suck me"??
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- Lollypop.????

"U make me wet & put me in your mouth everyday"??

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- Toothbrush.??

And the most killer one??

"U can not enjoy me unless u spread me"??

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. Butter ????
??.. Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se Andar Se Bacche Nikalte Hai..?
Socho ..... Nhi Malum???
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. "School Ki Ghanti" :)
Soch Badalo Desh Badlega.

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Jab ladki sare kapde nikal deti hai to kya hota hai ???
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Almari khali ho jati hai..
Soch badlo, Desh badlega!

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Kehte hai aurat ke hath mein barkat hoti hai,
Sahi hai, Kyun ki..
2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka kar de ti hai,
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Im talking about.... Roti

Uffffhoooo Kamino Apni Soch badlo, Desh badlega.. ??
D0UBLE MEANING ki limit:
Dad apne bete pappu ka result lene school
gaye.
Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der se mera Pappu
KHADA hai.
Madam: Period to khatam hone do
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Awarded Double Meaning Joke:
lady to rikshwalla "...under tak jaayega?"
rikshawalla "bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye
toh khada kiya hai."
lady "thik hai toh..ghumake phicche se le
lo...."??
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Dudhwala ??Continuously Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwala?? hai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai.??.....
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Most confusing double meaning joke..
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Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
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1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!
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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
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Simran to Doctor :
Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho .....
Jaa simran Jaa..??.....
Jee le apni zindag

Submitted By : farid7278858080
Place : kolkata
28 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


Jul
10
2014

Drawing is the second thing in the world that


Drawing is the second thing in the world that requires hand and imagination..







Simultaneously..!
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Submitted By : J.MAHI
Place : mumbai
13 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Jul
5
2014

GIRL- Xcuse me brothr thats my seat


GIRL- Xcuse me brothr, thats my seat
BOY- Ok, Bt Im not ur brothr. My DAD
nvr fuckd ur MOM..!!!
GIRL- True, bt my DAD fuckd ur
MOm..!!!
MORAL: Ladkiya bhi ab madrchod ho
gyi hain.

Submitted By : Govind singh
Place : Kanpur
26 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes


Jul
2
2014

a man and his frnd was talking aftr a lng tymthe


a man and his frnd was talking aftr a lng tym....the man asked he friend can u help me in taking my chapel from upstairs coz im feeling cold and even im havng legpain thz y i cant get it myself ...............the frnd went upstairs for talking the chapel then he saw the 2 beutiful daughter of his frnd and said them " ur dad sent me upstairs to hav sex with u both" no way rplyed the dauters. the frnd asked the daughts fater loudly "should i take both of them?" infort of the daughters and yes was the rply by the fater

Submitted By : anand
Place : kannur
10 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Jun
30
2014

ADIDAS likha hai


Pathan Was Having SEX Wid a girl,
GIRL:Tmhari Lulli Par AIDS likha hai,
PATHAN:Behanchod Khada to hone de AIDS Nahi,ADIDAS Likha haiā€¦!!

Submitted By : kunal raut
Place : odisha
16 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes