Adult Jokes

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Nov
18
2015

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बच्चा मैडम से- मैम औरत को बच्चा कैसे होता है?

मैडम ने उसकी मासुमियत भरे सवाल का क्या जवाब दिया.
मैडम: जब तुम बङे हो जाओगे, और तुम्हारी शादी हो जाएगी तो रात को एक परी आएगी और तुम्हारी सोई हुई बीवी की गोद मै धीरे से एक बच्चा सुलाकर चली जाऐगी।

बच्चा: तो फिर मुझे चोदना किसको है ? बीवी को या परी को..

मैडम

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
35 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Nov
18
2015

Mitra-sathi kaitari navin Jwalamukhi se niklata


Mitra-sathi kaitari navin : Jwalamukhi se niklata hai use kahte hai lava....jwalamukhi se niklata haiuse kahte hai lava....baki sagle Lavdya var basle tu aapla khas ahes bhava!

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Nov
18
2015

What do you call a person who does many things


What do you call a person who does many things better than you???







Chutiya saala

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
21 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Nov
18
2015

When Watching TV With Parents


When Watching TV With Parents

UTV Movies – Jism 2
B4U – Murder
Set Max – Dirty Picture
ZEE – Ragini MMS

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When When Watching TV Alone

UTV Movies – Ghar Sansar
Set Max – Sooryavansham
Zee – Vivah
B4U – Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

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Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
29 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Nov
14
2015

Kid Mom thodi der baad aapkomaza aane wala hai


Kid: Mom, thodi der baad aapkomaza aane wala hai.!
Mom: Wo kaise.?
Kid: Papa ne muje Cigarete peete dekha liya tha, bole Ghar chal, Teri Maa Chodta hu...

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
27 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Nov
4
2015

Boy makes a random phone call


(Boy makes a random phone call.)
Boy: Hello! Bittu hai ?
Girl: No.
Boy: mauka do, ho jayega.:-D

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
22 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Nov
3
2015

Super Diwali status


Super Diwali status

तू पटाखा है किसी और का,

तुझे फोड़ता कोई और है।

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
17 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Oct
21
2015

BOY I want to be in a relationship


BOY : I want to be in a relationship.

GIRL : Its okay but under one condition.

BOY : Which one ?

GIRL : No sex, bcoz am preserving it for my future husband.

BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition.

GIRL : Which one ?

BOY : No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife!!!

GIRL : Lo tum toh serious ho gaye.. Arre I was kidding jaanu

Boy: Can i Kiss u?

Girl: Condom laye ho?

Boy: kiss k liye condom?

Girl : sharif to aise ban rahe ho
jaise kissing k bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2016 ka Calender tangoge!!

Submitted By : Basanta
Place : Kendrapara
21 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes