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Feb
25
2014

Baarya Eatta ningalodu onnu paranja eanna Adikkumo


Baarya: Eatta ningalodu onnu paranja eanna Adikkumo..?

Barthvu: Adikka illa parayudi..

Baarya: Naan ippo Garbbamanu...

Barthvu:Nalla Vishayamalle
Nee eanthinaanu pedikkunnu?

Baarya: Cherpathil ithu pola naa paranjappo eanda achan Adichu athanu...!

Submitted By : Prabaker
Place : Chennai
4 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Mar
24
2014

Sexy DOHE In kaabir baS


Sexy DOHE In kaabir baS :
1.Kal chode so aaj chod,Aaj chode so
ab,Biwi to chudti rahegi,Padosan
chodega kab.
2.Aaisi ladki chodiye,Lund ka aapa
khoye,Auron se chudi na ho,Biwi wo
hi hoye.
3.Bada hua to kya hua,Tera lund
hujur,Hamne bhi to ladkiyon
se,Maze liye bharpur.
4.Karat karat chudai se,Lund hot
balwan,Chut mein awat jaat se,Lund
bane Mahan.
5.Kunwari kali na chodiye,Chud k
kare ghamand,Chudi-chudai chodiye
jo lapak k leve Lund.
6.Chut chodne me kya maja,Chut me
ganda neer,Mard hai to mutthi mar
keh gya sant kabir.
7.Chodte chodte subah ho gyi lund
me pad gye chaale,Chut fat k gufa
ho gyi,Wah re chodne wale...

Submitted By : Deepak Mirza
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
34 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   69 Votes


Mar
24
2014

Girlfriend Ban Jane Ke Baad Usko


"Girlfriend Ban Jane Ke Baad Usko
Chhoone Ke Liye Hum Bada
Utavlapan Dikha Dete Hai, Jo Ki
Galat Hai. Is Cheez Ka Khamiyaza
Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Ek Sher
Mein Arz Kiya Hai."
Dilbar Ki Hamne Pyar Se
Chuchiyan Jo Daba Di.
Gaur Farmaiyega,
Dilbar Ki Hamne Pyar Se
Chuchiyan Jo Daba Di.
Bahen Ki Lodi Ne Laat Maar Ke
Humari Gotiyaan Hi Suja Di.
Bike Bike Mein Bhi Farak Hota
Hai, Khaskar Jab Piche Ladki
Bethi Ho - Par Kya Farak?
Dekhiye Is Photo Mein Aur
Khud Janiye Ki Kya Farak Hai

Submitted By : Deepak Mirza
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
20 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Mar
23
2014

i'm high court judge


Ek High Court Ka Judge Kahi Ja Raha Tha Ki Jungle Ke
Raste Meun Uski Car Kharab Ho Gayi
Door Tak Nazar Daudayi To Ek Jagah Bulb Jalta Dikhai
Diya, Judge Raat Wahi Gujarne Ke Irade Se Udhar Chal
Pada
Knock Kiya To Andar Se Aurat Ki Aawaz Aay: “Kaun
Hai? ”
Judge: “ Main High Court Ka Judge Hun, Meri Car
Kharab Ho Gayi Hai So Main Raat Gujarna Chahta
Hun Yaha ”
Darwaja Khula Aur Saamne Ek Sexy Aurat Khadi Thhi
Aurat: “Mere Paas Ek Hi Room Hai Aur Bed Bhi Ek
Hai ”
Judge: “ Aap Chinta Na Kare Main High Court Ka
Judge Hun Aapko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hogi .”
Dono Jab Sone Ke Liye Bistar Par Pahunche To
Aurat: “Mujhe Sirf Bra Aur Painty Mein Sone Ki
Aadat Hai? ”
Judge: “ Aap Jaise Chahe Soye, Main High Court Ka
Judge Hun Aapko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hogi. ”
Aurat Ne Sare Kapde Utare Aur Bra And Panty Mein Let
Gayi Aur Thodi Der Baad Boli
Aurat: “Mujhe Saath Mein Lete Insaan Se Lagg Ke
Aur Uske Uper Taang Rakh Ke Sone Ki Adat Hai ”
Judge: “ Madam Aap Jaise Marji Soiye Mujhe Koi
Problame Nahi Main High Cort Ka Judge Hun.”
Raat Gujar Gaye Subah Judge Sahab Bahar Baithe Chai
Pee Rahe The To Unhone Dekha Ki Us Aurat Ne 2 Murge
Aur 10 Murgiya Paal Rakhi Thi
Jinme Se Ek Murga Jo Langda Tha, Wo Sab Murgiyo Ke
Piche Bhag Raha Tha Aur Dusra Ek Murga Chupchap
Baitha Tha
Judge Se Ye Dekh Kar Raha Nahi Gaya
Judge: “ Ye Dusra Murga Chupchap Baitha Hai.. Kya
Ye Bimar Hai? ”
Aurat: “Nahi …. Ye High Cort Ka Judge Hai “

Submitted By : Naughty Golu
Place : india
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Mar
15
2014

ek admi purani gun lekr rich ka shikar krne jata h


ek admi purani gun lekr jungle me rich k shikar k lye jata he bdi der k bad use ek rich milta he admi forn gun me barood bhrta he or rich ka nishana lekr fire krta he. hr trf dhowan hojata he jb dhowan ghaib hota he, tw rich us k samne khrda hota he admi us k pero me gir jata he rich bhai maf krdo ab kbi esi glti ni kronga.
rich kehta he is ki saza ye he k me tmri gand maron ga. admi sochta he gand mara leta hon jan bach jae gi yaha kon dekne wala he jisko pta chale. rich gand marta he or khushi khusi chalta bnta he admi ko bht gusa ata he wo dobara gun me masala bhrta he or nishana lekr fire deta he phr dhuwan dhuwan hota he dhuwan chat ta he tw phr rich us k piche kharda hota he is dfa phr admi us k pero me gir jata he rich phr whi shrt rkta he admi phr rich se gand mara leta he or rich khushi khushi chalta bnta he admi is bar bht gusa ata he ek janwar ek insan ki gand mar kr jarha he admi ek dfa phr try krta he phr whi hota he rich admi k pas akr kehta he gandu tu shikr karne aya he ya gand marane.

Submitted By : bhole
Place : pakistan
8 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes


Mar
12
2014

Two Girls Were Fighting


Two Girls Were Fighting.
1st Girl Said: ?You Are A Whore.?
2nd Girl: ?Did You Just Call Me A Whore??
Then The Most Innovative Abuse In History Was Invented
1st Girl: ?I Am Not Telling You A Whore But, If Dicks Had Wings Your Mouth Would Be The Busiest Airport.?

Submitted By : Troy
Place : Shimla
7 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Mar
12
2014

Ek Bar Ek Aadmi Zoo Mein Gaya


Ek Bar Ek Aadmi Zoo Mein Gaya.
Wahan Jaa Ke Usne Dekha Ki Ek Pinjre Ke Bahar Likha Tha Intelligent Monkey.
Us Aadmi Ne Samne Khade Watch Man Ko Bulaya Aur Poochha: ?Arrey Bhai Iss Bandar Ka Naam Intelligent Monkey Kyu Rakha Hai??
Watch Man: ?Saab Aap Ise Kuch Khane Ke Liye Do.?
Aadmi Ne Use Ek Mongfali Khane Ke Liye Di To Us Bandar Ne Wo Mungfali Pehle Apni Gand Mein Daali Phir Bahar Nikali Aur Phir Kha Gaya.
Aadmi: ?Bhenchod Iss Mein Intelligent Wali Kya Baat Hai Ye To Bevkoofi Hai.?
Watch Man Aadmi Ko Samjhate Hue: ?Saab Aapke Aane Se Pehle Yahan Par Ek Angrej Aaya Tha Usne Bandar Ko Ek Poora Aamb Khane Ke Liye Diya, Bandar Ne Ghutla Samait Uss Aamb Ko Kha Liya Aur Jab Ye Bandar Tatti Karne Gaya To Ghutli Uss Ki Gaand Mein Fass Gayi, Iss Liye Ab Ye Har Cheez Ko Apni Gaand Mein Daal Ke Check Karta Hai Ki Gaand Mein Se Nikal Jaegi Ya Nahi.?
Aadmi Bandar Ki Iss Samajhdari Ko Sun Kar Bada Khush Hua Aur Chala Gaya.
2-3 Mahine Baad Wo Aadmi Uss Bandar Ko Dekhne Phir Se Aaya.
Lekin Iss Baar Uss Bandar Ke Pinjre Ke Bahar Likha Tha Double Intelligent Monkey.
Aadmi Ne Watch Man Ko Bulaya Aur Kaha: ?Yahan Par Double Intelligent Monkey Kyu Likha Hai??
Watch Man: ?Ise Kuch Khane Ke Liye Do.?
Aadmi Ne Use Ek Kela De Diya.
To Bandar Ne Kele Ko Pehle Pani Mein Dala Phir Apni Gaand Mein Dala Or Phir Kha Liya.
Admi Ne Watch Man Se Poocha: ?Aisa Kyo??
Watch Man: Saab, Aapke Jane Ke Baad Vo Angrej Doobara Aaya Tha Is Baar Sale Ne Isko Jalti Hui Cigarette De Di Or Phir Jaise Hi Isne Apni Gaand Mein Jalti Hui Cigarette Daali Iski Gaand Jal Gai, Tab Se Ye Har Cheez Ko Pehle Bujhata Hai Or Phir Size Check Karta Hai Or Phir Khata Hai.

Submitted By : Troy
Place : Shimla
38 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   48 Votes


Mar
12
2014

Khubsurat Ladki Apne Bacche ko DOODH Pilaate


Khubsurat Ladki Apne Bacche ko DOODH Pilaate
Huwe Boli...!
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"Pee le
"KAMEENE"
Pura Mohalla in ke Liye Pagal hai aur Tere Nakhre
Nahi Khatam Hote.?

Submitted By : Deepak
Place : Noida
24 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes