Adult Jokes

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Nov
18
2015

What do you call a person who does many things


What do you call a person who does many things better than you???







Chutiya saala

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
16 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Nov
18
2015

When Watching TV With Parents


When Watching TV With Parents

UTV Movies – Jism 2
B4U – Murder
Set Max – Dirty Picture
ZEE – Ragini MMS

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Sunny Leone’s Manforce Condom
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Sexy Girl Advertising For Bra

When When Watching TV Alone

UTV Movies – Ghar Sansar
Set Max – Sooryavansham
Zee – Vivah
B4U – Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

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Champa Agarbatti
Prestige Cooker
Surya Bulbs

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
23 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Nov
14
2015

Kid Mom thodi der baad aapkomaza aane wala hai


Kid: Mom, thodi der baad aapkomaza aane wala hai.!
Mom: Wo kaise.?
Kid: Papa ne muje Cigarete peete dekha liya tha, bole Ghar chal, Teri Maa Chodta hu...

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
22 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Nov
4
2015

Boy makes a random phone call


(Boy makes a random phone call.)
Boy: Hello! Bittu hai ?
Girl: No.
Boy: mauka do, ho jayega.:-D

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Nov
3
2015

Super Diwali status


Super Diwali status

तू पटाखा है किसी और का,

तुझे फोड़ता कोई और है।

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
21
2015

BOY I want to be in a relationship


BOY : I want to be in a relationship.

GIRL : Its okay but under one condition.

BOY : Which one ?

GIRL : No sex, bcoz am preserving it for my future husband.

BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition.

GIRL : Which one ?

BOY : No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife!!!

GIRL : Lo tum toh serious ho gaye.. Arre I was kidding jaanu

Boy: Can i Kiss u?

Girl: Condom laye ho?

Boy: kiss k liye condom?

Girl : sharif to aise ban rahe ho
jaise kissing k bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2016 ka Calender tangoge!!

Submitted By : Basanta
Place : Kendrapara
16 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
30
2015

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new


A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts,"Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Submitted By : Raja Faizan Janjua
Place : Sarai Alamgir
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Sep
26
2015

dj wale babu remix


अपनी गली के बच्चे भी गाने की ऐसी तैसी करने में पीछे नही है


अब एक बच्चा गली में खड़ा खड़ा गा रहा था....

"डीजे वाले बाबू मेरा लौड़ा खुजादे"



Submitted By : sunny
Place : Indore
23 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes