Adult Jokes

Displaying 9-16 of 1156 results.
Nov
29
2015

Hila hila k chlti ho koi namak lga k chkh lega


Hila hila k chlti ho koi namak lga k chkh lega teri do ungl ki fuddi pr koi now (9) ungl ka rkhdega




Ashish

Submitted By : heart hacker
Place : makroniya sagar mp
11 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Nov
18
2015

-


बच्चा मैडम से- मैम औरत को बच्चा कैसे होता है?

मैडम ने उसकी मासुमियत भरे सवाल का क्या जवाब दिया.
मैडम: जब तुम बङे हो जाओगे, और तुम्हारी शादी हो जाएगी तो रात को एक परी आएगी और तुम्हारी सोई हुई बीवी की गोद मै धीरे से एक बच्चा सुलाकर चली जाऐगी।

बच्चा: तो फिर मुझे चोदना किसको है ? बीवी को या परी को..

मैडम

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
35 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Nov
18
2015

Mitra-sathi kaitari navin Jwalamukhi se niklata


Mitra-sathi kaitari navin : Jwalamukhi se niklata hai use kahte hai lava....jwalamukhi se niklata haiuse kahte hai lava....baki sagle Lavdya var basle tu aapla khas ahes bhava!

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Nov
18
2015

What do you call a person who does many things


What do you call a person who does many things better than you???







Chutiya saala

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
21 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Nov
18
2015

When Watching TV With Parents


When Watching TV With Parents

UTV Movies – Jism 2
B4U – Murder
Set Max – Dirty Picture
ZEE – Ragini MMS

Advertisements
Sunny Leone’s Manforce Condom
Wildstone Deo Woo Women
Sexy Girl Advertising For Bra

When When Watching TV Alone

UTV Movies – Ghar Sansar
Set Max – Sooryavansham
Zee – Vivah
B4U – Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

Advertisement
Champa Agarbatti
Prestige Cooker
Surya Bulbs

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
29 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Nov
14
2015

Kid Mom thodi der baad aapkomaza aane wala hai


Kid: Mom, thodi der baad aapkomaza aane wala hai.!
Mom: Wo kaise.?
Kid: Papa ne muje Cigarete peete dekha liya tha, bole Ghar chal, Teri Maa Chodta hu...

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
27 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Nov
4
2015

Boy makes a random phone call


(Boy makes a random phone call.)
Boy: Hello! Bittu hai ?
Girl: No.
Boy: mauka do, ho jayega.:-D

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
22 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Nov
3
2015

Super Diwali status


Super Diwali status

तू पटाखा है किसी और का,

तुझे फोड़ता कोई और है।

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
17 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes