Adult Jokes

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Jul
11
2014

Some great sexy sayings-


Some great sexy sayings-???

"U cannot taste me, until u
undress me?"??
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- Banana.??

"U cannot eat me unless u lick me"??
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- Ice cream.??

"U can not play with me unless u blow me"??
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. - Balloon.??

"U can not enjoy me unless u suck me"??
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- Lollypop.????

"U make me wet & put me in your mouth everyday"??

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- Toothbrush.??

And the most killer one??

"U can not enjoy me unless u spread me"??

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. Butter ????
??.. Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se Andar Se Bacche Nikalte Hai..?
Socho ..... Nhi Malum???
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. "School Ki Ghanti" :)
Soch Badalo Desh Badlega.

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Jab ladki sare kapde nikal deti hai to kya hota hai ???
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Almari khali ho jati hai..
Soch badlo, Desh badlega!

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Kehte hai aurat ke hath mein barkat hoti hai,
Sahi hai, Kyun ki..
2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka kar de ti hai,
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Im talking about.... Roti

Uffffhoooo Kamino Apni Soch badlo, Desh badlega.. ??
D0UBLE MEANING ki limit:
Dad apne bete pappu ka result lene school
gaye.
Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der se mera Pappu
KHADA hai.
Madam: Period to khatam hone do
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Awarded Double Meaning Joke:
lady to rikshwalla "...under tak jaayega?"
rikshawalla "bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye
toh khada kiya hai."
lady "thik hai toh..ghumake phicche se le
lo...."??
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Dudhwala ??Continuously Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwala?? hai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai.??.....
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Most confusing double meaning joke..
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Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
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1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!
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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
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Simran to Doctor :
Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho .....
Jaa simran Jaa..??.....
Jee le apni zindag

Submitted By : farid7278858080
Place : kolkata
25 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Jul
10
2014

Drawing is the second thing in the world that


Drawing is the second thing in the world that requires hand and imagination..







Simultaneously..!
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Submitted By : J.MAHI
Place : mumbai
13 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
5
2014

GIRL- Xcuse me brothr thats my seat


GIRL- Xcuse me brothr, thats my seat
BOY- Ok, Bt Im not ur brothr. My DAD
nvr fuckd ur MOM..!!!
GIRL- True, bt my DAD fuckd ur
MOm..!!!
MORAL: Ladkiya bhi ab madrchod ho
gyi hain.

Submitted By : Govind singh
Place : Kanpur
26 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes


Jul
2
2014

a man and his frnd was talking aftr a lng tymthe


a man and his frnd was talking aftr a lng tym....the man asked he friend can u help me in taking my chapel from upstairs coz im feeling cold and even im havng legpain thz y i cant get it myself ...............the frnd went upstairs for talking the chapel then he saw the 2 beutiful daughter of his frnd and said them " ur dad sent me upstairs to hav sex with u both" no way rplyed the dauters. the frnd asked the daughts fater loudly "should i take both of them?" infort of the daughters and yes was the rply by the fater

Submitted By : anand
Place : kannur
10 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Jun
30
2014

ADIDAS likha hai


Pathan Was Having SEX Wid a girl,
GIRL:Tmhari Lulli Par AIDS likha hai,
PATHAN:Behanchod Khada to hone de AIDS Nahi,ADIDAS Likha haiā€¦!!

Submitted By : kunal raut
Place : odisha
16 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Jun
30
2014

The best ever English to hindi dictionary for


The best ever English to hindi dictionary for guys:
xcuse me= sun chutiye;
stupid= abe gandu;
get out= Nikal bhosdike;
I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye;
I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;
Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;
Would u like to have this= lega laudu;
Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;
He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;
I'm sorry = maa chuda;
Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;
I 4give u! = muh mei le le;
No = ghanta;
Too small= jhaant barabar;
Too big= gaandfaadu;
Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;
We rock= maa chod di;
And finally the best one:
Dost= laude......:D :D :D

Submitted By : raj soni 9716391245
Place : delhi
22 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Jun
30
2014

Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti


Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :
MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar
dungi..
Bachhe:
pehele mera..
pehele mera..
pehele mera..?

Submitted By : raj soni 9716391245
Place : delhi
19 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jun
30
2014

Srdr ne Railway Reservation form me Ling k jagah


Srdr ne Railway Reservation form me Ling k jagah
6 Inch likha..
Lady Clerk-Ling kya likha hai,Kato isko
Srdr-Kitna?
Lady Clerk-Pura
Srdr-Maa chudao, me BUS se chala jaunga..

Submitted By : raj soni 9716391245
Place : delhi
19 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes