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Apr
22
2014

Boy-Roop tera ankho ko bha gaya tere Husn ka


Boy-Roop tera ankho ko bha gaya tere Husn ka nasha dil pe chagaya . Girl - teri tarif me kya kahu KAMEENE tere isi pyar k karanmera 30 ka BRA 36 tak aa gaya..

Submitted By : vinay Pal
Place : Uttar pradesh
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Apr
22
2014

Ladka pahli bar Callgirl k pas gaya Nabhi me


Ladka pahli bar Callgirl k pas gaya, Nabhi me dalne laga. Callgirl:Bhosdike mere se 2 Dukan to sambal nahi rahi, Or tu TeesriBranch khol raha hai ? :)

Submitted By : vinay Pal
Place : Uttar pradesh
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
19
2014

Ladkiyon ki Upar ki Sab Cheez B se Shuru hoti


, Ladkiyon ki Upar ki Sab Cheez 'B' se Shuru hoti hai..

Blouse
Bra
Bikini
B_ _bs

Aur

Niche ki 'P' se..

Peticot
Panty
Period
Pu_ _ y.
Is liye admi ko "BP" ki bimari hoti hai??

Has mat ??forward kar ??
Ekdum naya wala hai..??????
Paadega india tabhi to badhega india

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
23 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Apr
19
2014

Tapsawi- Bhagwaan mujhe naram mulauim khub gora


Tapsawi:- Bhagwaan mujhe naram, mulauim, khub gora or ltna sundr bana do ki ladkiya mujh par khoon baha de.?Bhagwaan:- tathastu vat,s jao "WHISPER" ban jao..

Submitted By : mady
Place : kanpur
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Apr
14
2014

11 year old girl realized growing hair between


11 year old girl realized growing hair between her
legs. Got worried and yelled Mom about hair. Mom
calmly said. "That part where hair has grown is
called a monkey, be proud that your monkey has
grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her elder sister
"My monkey has grown hair"
Her Elder Sister smiled and said.
"that's nothing, mine started eating banana's."

Submitted By : Deep
Place : Jalandhar
18 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Apr
10
2014

Ek Taxi Driver Ne Teen Logo Ko Taxi


Ek Taxi Driver Ne Teen Logo Ko Taxi
Mein Bithaya Jisme 1 Ladka, 1 Ladki
Aur 1 Hizda Tha.
Pahle Ladki Utari, Kiraya Dete Samay
Driver Ne Ladki Ko 2 Rupaye Vapis
Kar
Diye
Ladki: Mujhse 2 Rupaye Kam Kyun
Liye?
Driver: Teri Gori Pyari Ch#t (Vagina),
Uspe 2 Rupaye Ki Choot(Discount).
Driver Ne Ladke Se 2 Rupaye Jyada
Liye.
Ladka: Oye, Mujhse 2 Rupaye Jyada
Kyon Le Raha Hai?
Driver: Tera Kala Mota L#nd, Uspar 2
Rupaye Ka Dand (Fine).
Ab Hizda Ye Sab Sunkar Bina Paisi
Diye
Hi Bhagne Laga.
Driver: Ruk Bhonsdi Ke Kiraya To
Deta Ja.
Hizda: Na Mere Pas Ch#t Hai Na Hai
L#nd, Isliye Main Hun Free Fund.

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
23 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Apr
10
2014

Ladki apne room me bhethi zor-zorse ri rahi thi


Ladki apne room me bhethi zor-zorse ri rahi thi
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Maa ne dekha to uske paas aayi aur boli-
Kya hua beti?
Mujhe bata me teri dost hu.
.

..
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Ladki boli kya batau yaar apne wale se milne gayi thi tere wale ne dekh liya to bahut maara

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Apr
7
2014

For Gods sex stop making fun of my English


"For God's sex, stop making fun of my English."

Don't vote for Modi. Vote for me. I'm sexular.

I love Sea food, specially porns.

~ Latest Quotes by Rakhi Sawant

Submitted By : Maharaj
Place : Wardha
6 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes