Adult Jokes

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Sep
4
2016

ak nanga admi beach pe ulta so rha tha


ak nanga admi beach pe ulta so rha tha

tabhi dusra admi ake uski gand pe tabla bajjane lagta hai

tabhi vo phela admi sidha hoke bolta hai le mera abhi basuri bajja lee bc

Submitted By : rohit
Place : maharashtra
8 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Sep
3
2016

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आज का ज्ञान:-

कुछ लोग जुगनूं की तरह होते हैं..





उनकी गांड बिना वजह ही जलती रहती है।।

Submitted By : krishiv
Place : ahmedabad
10 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
8
2015

Bed



ਮਿਸਤਰੀ ਕੋਲ ਇਕ ਆਦਮੀ Bed ਬਣਾਓਣ
ਜਾਦਾ,..
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ਆਦਮੀ- amlia ਪੂਰਾ ਮਜਬੂਤ Bed ਬਣਾਈ ਮੇਰੇ
ਮੁੰਡੇ ਨੇ ਪੈਣਾ ਇਹਦੇ ਤੇ ਬਹੂੰ ਨਾਲ,..
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amli ਮਿਸਤਰੀ- ਤੁਸੀ ਟੈਨਸਨ ਨਾ ਲੋ ਜੀ ਚਾਹੇ
ਬਹੂ ਨਾਲ ਸਾਰਾ ਪਿੰਡ ਪਾ ਦਿਓ bed
ਨੀ ਟੁੱਟਦਾ ,....

Submitted By : gurjot raj
Place : jalandhar
12 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
17
2016

A wife plays tabla on husbands naked bum


A wife plays tabla on husband's naked bum

Husband:: Hey, what r u doing ?

Wife:: Just trying to be Ustad Zakir Hussain

Husband changed position:: Now try Bismillah Khan

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
22 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jan
12
2016

The Toughest Mathematics Question


The Toughest Mathematics Question:

If a man is in bed with 2 women, how many animals are there in the bed?
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Answer = 14

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3 Asses +
6 Calves +
2 Pussies +
2 Chicks +
1 Cock
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= 14

And There YOU Thought YOU were Good at Math.... :-D

This is purely to b seen frm a mathematical viewpoint B-)

Submitted By : Morningstar
Place : Noida
17 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jan
5
2016

TEACHER bachchon Kya tum ek ched ke under do


TEACHER: bachchon.... Kya tum ek ched ke under do ched daal sakte ho.????

BACHCHE: nahi sir...

TEACHER: Theek hai. Tum ghar jaakar apne parents ki madad lekar mujhe kal iska jawaab dena

Agle din bachche school aaye magar kisi ke paas jawaab nahi tha. Teacher ko bohot hansi aayi

TEACHER: tumhare parents bhi kitne budhdhu hai. Iska jawaab bohot aasan hai...

Ye kehkar teacher ne apne haath ki pehli ungli ko angoothe se milaya aur ek ring banaya. Phir us ring ko apne naak ke do ched par lagaya aur kaha "dekho kitna aasana jawab tha. Maine apni unglion se ek ched banaya aur apne naak ke do ched ke upar rakha aur isi tarha ek ched ke under do ched daal diye. Tumhare parents itna aasan jawab bhi nahi de paye.

Agle din student teacher ke paas aaya

STUDENT: Sir mere papa ne poocha hai ke kya aap ek ched ke under saat ched daal sakte hain???

TEACHER: nahi... Wo to impossible hai.

STUDENT: Possible hai. Mere papa ne kaha hai ke apne sir se kaho. Ek bansuri le apni gand mei daal le.

Submitted By : Morningstar
Place : Noida
28 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Nov
29
2015

Jai jai chut mahrani ki


Jai jai chut mahrani ki

Jai jai lund baba ki


jai jai pond mahashye ki


Jai jai gud Raja ki

Submitted By : heart hacker
Place : makroniya sagar mp
10 Likes
36 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Nov
29
2015

Hila hila k chlti ho koi namak lga k chkh lega


Hila hila k chlti ho koi namak lga k chkh lega teri do ungl ki fuddi pr koi now (9) ungl ka rkhdega




Ashish

Submitted By : heart hacker
Place : makroniya sagar mp
10 Likes
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Rating :   5 Votes