Adult Jokes

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Oct
26
2014

One day a Professor


One day a Professor
was talking about marriage in d class...

Professor :
What kind of
Wife would
you like Johnny?

Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...

Submitted By : sarthak shah
Place : pune
7 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
22
2014

1


1
STRANGE FACTS ABOUT MALES
STRANGE FACTS
1. Roti ka 1 niwala 7sec k baad pet me
pahuchta hai.
2. Insani baal 3kg tak wazan utha sakta hai
3. Har mard k Lund ki lambaai uske hath k
anguthe se double hoti hai.
4. Aurte mardo se zyada palke jhapkati hain.
5. Aur Tera Dhyan abhi tak anguthe pe hy le
Bhai
Pehle tu lund hi naap le Facts ki Maa ki .............!!!!!!!

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma 8904576450
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
10 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
11
2014

Ek aurat Dr Se Mera Pati 300 Napusank Hai



Ek aurat Dr Se: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai”
Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaise?”
Aurat Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra KalUs MadarchodNe Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.“

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Oct
11
2014

Pappu Mom Aap Blouse Mein PaiseKyun Rakhti Ho



Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein PaiseKyun Rakhti Ho?”
Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale”
Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
16 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
11
2014

Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya Meena Hai Kya



Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya – “Meena Hai Kya?”
Warden Ne Pucha – “Piche Kya Lagati Hai Wo?”
Phone Wala – “Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi“

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
11
2014

Suhag raat ko dulha bola Priye bolo aaj tujhe



Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
11
2014

Boyfriend1- can i touch your boobs



Boyfriend1:- can i touch your boobs
Girlfriend1 :- Shut up!!!!
Boyfriend2 :- can i touch ur heartbeats
Girlfriend2 :- ooooh!! how sweet!!

Rishta wahi soch nai

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
16 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
11
2014

Teacher Machchhar k Katne Se Maleria hota hai



Teacher: Machchhar k Katne Se Maleria hota hai Aids kyu Nahi ?

Student: Qki Machchhar Dunk Marta hai Gaand nahi. Aage se Bakchodi Wale Sawal mat Puchhna.

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes