Adult Jokes

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Jul
25
2015

Gabber


Gabber

Gabber:- are o samba...kitne aadmi the?

samba:- sardaar 3

Gabber:- to Mara kyu nahi.

Samba:- sardaar darr Gaye the..

Gabber:- to tum sub ab mar Gaye.

Samba:- sardaar plz muje maaf Karo ..me to Roz aapka muh me leta hu..

Gabber:- to ab gaand me bhi le le..

Submitted By : Anilpuri
Place : Gujarat
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
22
2015

Ek baar pappu apne dus dosto ke saath gaaon me


Ek baar pappu apne dus dosto ke saath gaaon me jaata hai

Unko pyaas lagti hai
Wo ek jhopdi me jate hain
Sab ek ek karke andar ghuste hai
Us jhopdi me ek aurat hoti hai
Jo bhi ata hai usse apna game bajane ko kehti hai
Sab ek ek karke game bajakar pani peete jate hai

Jaise hi pappu ki bari ati hai light chali jati hai
Pappu game baja raha hoto hai aue light a jaati hai
Pappu - are mammi tum!

Submitted By : kalpit
Place : delhi
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
18
2015

Kuch log thodi der karte hain


Kuch log thodi der karte hain?.
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai?





unka?





Mobile Charge?!

Submitted By : ankit
Place : Jaipur
6 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jun
14
2015

Ladka Chalte chalte uhi ruk jata hu mai


Ladka : Chalte chalte uhi ruk jata hu mai,
Baithe baithe uhi kho jata hu mai

Kya yahi pyar haiĀ 
Kya yahi pyar hai

Ladki : nahi bhaiya ye kamjori hai,
Ja kar dr. Ko dikhao.

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
15 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jan
21
2015

Dosto ne LODA kehvani maja j kai aur chhe


Dosto ne LODA kehvani maja j kai aur chhe..


Canteen ma - Chal khavday kaik loda..
Exam ma - Mane to lakhva de loda..
Class ma - Mari haajri karavje loda..
Rasta ma - Maal to jo loda..
Submission ni line ma - Mane aagad aava de loda..
Phone par - Chal phone muk loda tari bhabhi no phn aave chhe..
Ground ma - Chhaggo mar ne loda..
Punishment ma - Hasis nai loda..
Gussa ma - Gand mrava ja loda..
Phone par vat karta joi jay to - Kon chhe loda?
Hasvu aave tyare - Pet dukhi gayu loda..
Radvu aave to - Bas kar loda..

Submitted By : Manthan Thakkar
Place : Deesa
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
21
2015

chacha chachi ke bich mai kya hai


chacha chachi ke bich mai kya hai

baal

Submitted By : pandya.chetan123@gmai.com
Place : surat
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jun
5
2015

Ek ladki apne boyfriend se whats up per chating


Ek ladki apne boyfriend se what's up per chating kar rahi thi.
Aur uska side ka ek boobs open tha.
Tabhi wahan se police gujar rahi thi.
police ne dekha ye kya ho raha hai.
Wo laki ke paas gaye aur bole aapko humare sath station chalna ladega.
Ye sab public place me aap apna boobs khol ker baithi hai isliye.
Ladki shocked..
Oh my god mera bachcha kahan gaya..:-D

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
15 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jun
1
2015

Santa Muth maar rha tha


Santa Muth maar rha tha..
Ek American ne Puchha,
"Wat r You doin Man?"

Santa: Behan k Laude, dis is Indian Technology..
I'm Fucking uR Wife via Wi-Fi..
American Behosh..

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
17 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes