Adult Jokes

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Apr
26
2015

adult-feedback to chaudu


aise kyu sarmati hai
nazre kyu jhukati
mere piche gaand kyu hilati hai
agra ye kuch nahi to bol de
maa ki laudi chutya kyu banati
(tension m chaudu bhaiya ki gaand lal rhti h)
rahul yadav(ray)

Submitted By : Rahul Yadav(ray)
Place : jaipur
6 Likes
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Apr
26
2015

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दुकानदार:-क्या चाहिए ?
ग्राहक:-जी योनि ।
दुकानदार :- मादर चोद क्या बोला तूने?
ग्राहक: जिओनी का मोबाइल चाहिए बहनचोद बेहरे लंड..

Submitted By : Shivam
Place : mathura
10 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
26
2015

Jija aur saali sunsaan jungle se ja rahe the


Jija aur saali sunsaan jungle se ja rahe the.
Sali : Jija ji kahi aap is mauke ka faida utha k mere saath zabardasti to nahi karenge?
Jija: Dikhta nahi mere ek hath may Bakri aur Danda hai,aur doosre hath may murga, rassi aur balti hai.Mai kaise kuch kar sakta hoon.
Sali: Kyo nahi kar sakte, agar Danda jamin me gaad k rassi say bakri ko baand do ,aur balti ulta karke murge k upar rakh do to aap sab kuch kar sakte ho, mujhe aapse bahut dar lag raha hai,...................

Submitted By : Shivam
Place : mathura
11 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
25
2015

Adult-break up join rand


Hua mera breakup,phir morning jaldi wake up
2 bottle bodka, thokne ka kam roj ka
2 ciggrette sulgai ,
phir rand ki gaand me agg lagai ah - uh ki mast tune banayi
chodne k baad door bhagai ,gaand laal krke finishing shot lagai.....



Rahul yadav(ray)

Submitted By : Rahul Yadav(ray)
Place : jaipur
7 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
24
2015

adult choudu


Chaudu ustaad ne farmaya h
dargi ,ghabrayegi sarmaygi koi sukh nhi payegi
chut khol k bolegi to lauda ander payegi
RAY

Submitted By : Rahul Yadav(ray)
Place : jaipur
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
4
2015

ADMIN


ADMIN घराचा दरवाजा काढून
बाजारात घेऊन
चालला असतो
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एका व्यक्तीने त्याला विचारले :
दरवाजा विकायचा आहे का ?
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ADMIN: नाय ओ,
चावी हरवलीये....कुलूप तोडायच आहे .
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(हसु नका... जोक अजुन बाकी आहे)
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त्या व्यक्तीने परत विचारले : घरात
चोर घुसले तर..?
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ADMIN: घरात कसा जाणार
दरवाजा तर माझ्या जवळ
आहे ना....

Submitted By : Pravin
Place : Wathar
8 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
23
2015

when a guy goes to a hooker hes not paying for


when a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying for sex ,he's paying her to leave.

Submitted By : Fiwajomi
Place : Nkawkaw
6 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
3
2014

3 facebook female friend status


3 दिवसा पयले एका facebook female friend न status टाकला
'sleeping'...
लवडा 3 दिवस झाले अजुन status change नाही झालं...
मेली त नसन मादरचोद

Submitted By : Nilesh
Place : NAGPUR
9 Likes
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