Adult Jokes

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May
16
2017

Husband while having food


Husband while having food..
Husb : Yeh daal mai Baal ka guchha kyu hai

Wife : Woh mere neeche ke Baal hai

Husb : madarchod yeh tune kya kiya..

Wife : AAP hi to roz kehte ho khane main to jhaat bhar ka swaad nahi.. Isliye aaj daal diye

Submitted By : DDLJ143
Place : india
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May
16
2017

Ek faujii jung se 3 saal baad wapas aya aur


Ek faujii jung se 3 saal baad wapas aya aur khidki k paas udaas baith gaya.
Biwi ko sex ki ichha hui. Biwi dupatta gira k boli dekho hawa ne mera kya uda diya.

Faujji chup.

Phir kurti nikali aur boli,dekho hawa ne mera kya uda diya..

Faujji fir chup..

phir salwar utari aur boli,dekho hawa ne mera kya uda diya....

Faujji ko gussa aya, pent utar kar bola: "dekh bomb ne mera kya uda diya"

Biwi chup...


Submitted By : DDLJ143
Place : india
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May
16
2017

Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli


Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli.

Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai.



Usne Pappu ko ye kaam saunpa ki aise batao ki wo khushi se mar na jaaye.


PAPPU ne ja ke us Ladki ko bola Farz karo aap ka 5 Crore ka Inaam nikle to kya karogi?


Ladki: Aap ke saamne 'nangi' ho jaaungi..
Aap meri chut me apna lund dalna jitni baar chaho...
Mai aapka lund chusungi...
Aap mere bobe chusna meri gaand b maar lena...
Aur jaise tumara man kare waise karna

Or aadha inaam b tumhe de dungi.



Behen ka lauda Pappu khushi se mar gya...!


Submitted By : DDLJ143
Place : india
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May
16
2017

Biwi ke mayke jane ke baad puri tarah se biwi pe


Biwi ke mayke jane ke baad, puri tarah se biwi pe depend rehne wale husband ne biwi ko call karke puchha...

Condom kaha rakkhe hain....


Submitted By : DDLJ143
Place : india
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Dec
19
2016

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जब एक लड़की की स्कूटी के पीछे की लाइन पर मेरी नज़र पड़ी

जिस पर लिखा हुआ था

"विधायक के बेटे की गर्ल फ्रेंड "

Submitted By : shubhsm
Place : pratapgrah
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Oct
13
2016

My ex and I recently broke up


My ex and I recently broke up.

She's a cashier at a local mini mart, so from time to time when I want to stress her out, I just go there and buy a packet of condoms for no reason ߘ܊
She will never find inner peace as long as I live in this city.

Submitted By : kerav
Place : Ahmedabad
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Sep
4
2016

ak nanga admi beach pe ulta so rha tha


ak nanga admi beach pe ulta so rha tha

tabhi dusra admi ake uski gand pe tabla bajjane lagta hai

tabhi vo phela admi sidha hoke bolta hai le mera abhi basuri bajja lee bc

Submitted By : rohit
Place : maharashtra
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Sep
3
2016

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आज का ज्ञान:-

कुछ लोग जुगनूं की तरह होते हैं..





उनकी गांड बिना वजह ही जलती रहती है।।

Submitted By : krishiv
Place : ahmedabad
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