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Sep
2
2014

Teacher Board pe likh rahi thiAchanakBittu-


Teacher Board pe likh rahi thi,Achanak...Bittu-
Madam Aapka Whisper niche gir gaya....Teacher
ne Ghabra ke niche dekha aurBittu ko Zor Se
Thappad Mara aur kaha....Haramzade iise DUSTER
kehte hai..!!

Submitted By : Deep
Place : Jalandhar
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Aug
27
2014

khansi ki dawa na pio to wo Tb bn jati hy


khansi ki dawa na pio to wo T.b bn jati hy
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wah wah
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. girl friend time pe na badlo to biwi bn jati hay............

Submitted By : kirankhan
Place : nawab shah
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Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
25
2014

The most recent survey on women showed that 10


The most recent survey on women showed that 10 percent of the men interviewed liked women with thin legs.Another 15 per cent preferred muscular legs.The rest liked something in-between.

Submitted By : T@πha G0nza!
Place : mumbai
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Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
25
2014

Dennis the drunk was broke as usual but needed a


Dennis the drunk was broke as usual, but needed a drink. He knew the barman to be a sporting fellow, so he offered him a bet."I'll bet you the price of a pint of beer that my prick is longer than your cat's tail," he said to the barman. The barman could not resist a certain winning bet so he lay down his money.The barman whipped up the cat andmeasured it and then measured Dennis's somewhat sad-looking member. "You lose by just over 3 inches, Dennis," he said, "so pay up!""Just a minute," slurred Dennis."Where did you measure the cat's tail from?""From its arse to its to its tip replied the barman."OK," said Dennis. "Well, would youmind giving me the same courtesy!"

Submitted By : T@πha G0nza!
Place : mumbai
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Aug
21
2014

3 adult ladies have a lunch get together One is


3 adult ladies have a lunch get together. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and one has been married for 5+ years. They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

The engaged girl: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then the married one had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

Submitted By : aarav singh
Place : new delhi
11 Likes
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Aug
20
2014

ek baar ek aurat dukaan pe jakar dukaandaar se


ek baar ek aurat dukaan pe jakar dukaandaar se condom kharidthi hai toh dukaandaar masti mein bolta hai ki :kyun chahiye toh aurat bolti hai tere baap ko gift karungi taki tujhse bada chutiya is duniya mein paida na ho paaye...........

Submitted By : Sanskar jai
Place : Bhopal
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Rating :   5 Votes


Aug
19
2014

ek baar ek randi medical shop par condom lene


ek baar ek randi medical shop par condom lene jati hai aur kehti hai

Randi aurat: ek condom Dena

dunkaandaar (masti me):oh ho kyo chahiye

Randi aurat (gusse me in): madarchaud tere baap ko gift karungi taki tujhse bada chutiya paida na ho paaye

very funny ending!!$€¥

Submitted By : Sanskar jai
Place : Bhopal
5 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes


Aug
19
2014

Gf-ye kya


Gf-ye kya?
condom kaha hai?

Bf-srprize, aaj bina condom ke hi krenge,

Gf-madrchod, agr 9mhine baad main srprize dungi to lawde jaisi shakal mat banana'"?


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Girl frnd: Tumne mere Boobs Chus-Chus ke bade kar diye

Boy frnd: Pagli Aisa hota to mera lund Gutne tak pahuch gaya hota aur Muje Condom ki jagah Cycle ki Tube lagani padti.??....

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? BOLDEST PROPOSAL:

Ladka Ladki ke Baap Se:
"Mai Aapki Beti ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hu..!!

Baap: "Kyu ??

Ladka: "Kyunki ab Mera Haath thak Chuka Hai...

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Son : Mummy aap papa ke upar baith kar jump Q karti ho?

Mom : Unke pet ki hawa nikalti hoon.

Son : Kya fayda, kaamwali aunty papa ki pant utarkar muh lagakar phir se bhar deti hai... ??

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Pota- Dadaji ye condom kya hota hai?

Dadaji- Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.

Pota- Main Janta tha Buddhe, Tujhe pata hota to aaj PROPERTY ke 14 tukde nahi hote..

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Santa Kamwali ko ched raha tha.

Kamwali: Battamizi mat kar, MOR bana dungi.

Santa: Murga banate suna tha. Mor kaise banate hai.

Kamwali: Gand me ulti zadu daal ke.

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A lady lost her Panties in the park.

She made her Dog smell her Pussy and to go and search for it.

The Confused Dog came back with Dozens of Used Condoms!

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Question: Why Do Girls Put On Weight After sex?

Ans: Bcoz every banana has 108 calories..

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1 ladki Bina sex kare srdar se paise leke bhag gai....

Srdar ne paper me add diya-

1 ladki 5'3, rang gora,
nam Rani. bhen ki lodi, jise mile chod do, payment ho chuki hai.

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Ek baar ek aadmi ke PENIS pe madhu-makkhi kaat gayi.
He goes to DR with his wife.

Wife sharmate hue,

"Sirf Dard ki Dawa Dena'
Sujan Rehne Dena

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Sindhi's Son: Papa mere dur ki nazar kharab ho gayi hai, naye SPECS banwa do... !

Sindhi : woh kya hai aasman mai?

Sindhi's son: Papa woh chand hai.

Sindhi: Isse dur kya bhenchod pariyo ki gaand dekhega???

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Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing?

Pappu: Fucking!

Teacher: Shame on you! How is that?

Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah!!!

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Sex krte time Wife> Dhire dhire Malgaadi Mat Chalao.Jor-Jor se Shatabdi Chlao.

Bachcha Palang se Gira or Bola> 'MAKA BHOSDA'Jo Marzi Ho Chalao Par Savari to mat girao.

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Aishwarya rai Bachchan has filed copy right case against Pepsi for using her bedroom lines "Oh Yes Abhi!"

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Madam 1day in class

A 4 apple

B 4 bat

C 4 cat
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L 4 lund
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Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.

Bache: koi bat nahi madam vapas muh me le lo!

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Submitted By : Govind singh
Place : Kanpur
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