Adult Jokes

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Sep
25
2014

Girl


Girl:
kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho..?

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Boy: No.

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Girl: Kyo..?

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Boy: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli.

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Jab bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya.

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Jab taklif hui to Behan royi,

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Jab zarurat padi to Bhai ne saath
diya.

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Girl: achha Gandu..
Jab lund khada hua to kon kaam ayaa..!

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Boy:
Mera Dost,Jo ye msg padh raha hai.
Jisne muze hilaana sikhaya...

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Hans mat,bhai
send kar,
market me naya
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Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
5 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
23
2014

Sexy Girl 2 Police Man Sir


? Sexy Girl 2 Police Man: 'Sir,
Yesterday a Man Raped Me.. First
He Tore My Saree.
Then He Removd My Blouse & Bra.
Then He Pressd My b@@bs.
He Suckd My Nipples
Aftr that He Tore My Panty & then
Lickd My Pussy for 20 Minutes.
Finally He Put His Penis Inside My
Pussy and Enjoyed.
After 20 Minutes He Entered His
Penis Into My "Ass".
Finally He Spilled His "Sperm" On
My Breast Sir.

Police Man: matlab mein kya
karun ..... "F.I.R" Likhu ya Muth
Maru.... maa ki laudi wardat suna
rahi hai ya ek aur wardaat ke liye uksaa rahi hai ????

Submitted By : Faruque Azan
Place : Patna
17 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Sep
20
2014

Ramu ki shadi hui


Ramu ki shadi hui.

Usne daddy se kaha ki kuch nahi pata suhagrat me
kya karna hai.

Daddy ne use 1 walkie talkie diya or kaha tu jab
bed pr hoga to mujhe call karna, mai tujhe
bataunga kya karna hai.


Ramu : dady mai ready hoon.
Dady: abi tu apne or apni biwi k kapde utaar
Ramu : utaar diya ab kya karoon?
Daddy: Abhi tu uske neeche woh cheez daalna jo
sirf tere aur mere paas hai uske pass nahi;)
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Submitted By : VIKAS
Place : NOIDA
20 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Sep
15
2014

Boy Girl


Boy& Girl.

boy: Aaj phir tumpe pyar Aaya hai.


Girl:hila ke so ja mujhe bhukar Aa ya hai

Submitted By : Adnan shaikh
Place : Andheri
8 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
10
2014

Pune ka ladka 2 Docter Dr mai apni Biwi ko


Pune ka ladka 2 Docter :Dr. mai apni Biwi ko chodta hu to andar jake lund teda ho jata hai...

Dr. ko yakin nahi hota to wo ladka apni Biwi ko clinic me lekar Dr. ke samne chodta he

Kuch din bad kisi shadi me Dr. apne dosto ke sath khada us Pune ke ladke ka mazak uda raha hota he ki is bewkuf ne apni Biwi ko mere samne choda

Dusri tarf Pune ka ladka apne dosto ke sath khada Dr. ko dekh k hasta hai or kehta he

"Yar raand laya tha,Jagah nai mili to iske clinic me jakar chod aya."


Submitted By : munu
Place : rourkela
22 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Sep
10
2014

Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position



Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position . . .
Wife: I have fever . . .
Husband : I know that,
So i have powdered my penis with Crocin
Now u decide, u want to take it orally or as AN injection . . . !

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
19 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Sep
10
2014

Nipple Nipple Little Star


Nipple Nipple Little Star
Can I fuck U in My Car
Up above Ur Boobs So High
Always milky Never dry
Let Me Press it Don't feel Shy
Open Ur Panty
Let Me Try

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
27 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Sep
2
2014

Teacher Board pe likh rahi thiAchanakBittu-


Teacher Board pe likh rahi thi,Achanak...Bittu-
Madam Aapka Whisper niche gir gaya....Teacher
ne Ghabra ke niche dekha aurBittu ko Zor Se
Thappad Mara aur kaha....Haramzade iise DUSTER
kehte hai..!!

Submitted By : Deep
Place : Jalandhar
20 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes