Adult Jokes

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May
13
2015

Things we should be learning from dogs


Things we should be learning from dogs:

1. Love
2. Trust
3. Loyalty

What we learned - POSITION....

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
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Rating :   4 Votes


May
13
2015

Behind every Bus kar bhai rulayega kya


Behind every "Bus kar bhai rulayega kya?"

There is a "randi rona band kar bhosdi ke"

Submitted By : hunter
Place : delhi
9 Likes
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Rating :   4 Votes


May
11
2015

Once a Bright and Intelligent young man went for


Once a Bright and Intelligent young man went for an IAS (Indian Civil Service) interview.

He was asked -

Q 1. When did India get Independence?

He answered - The efforts started long back; but could succeed in 1947.

Q 2. Who were the persons, who played important role in this fight for Independence?

Answer - There are many people, who were involved and contributed in this. If I give a name, it will be injustice to others.

Q 3. Do you think, Corruption is the greatest enemy of the country?

Answer - A committee is investigating in this matter. I can give a correct reply to this only after seeing the report.

The Interview Board was impressed by his original ideas. They asked him to wait outside; but also advised him not to reveal the questions, as they may ask the same questions to other candidates also.

When the young man went out of the room, Sardar inquired about the questions asked. The young man said that he had promised the interview board not to disclose the questions.

But, Sardar found a way out. "Tell me the answer you gave."

The young man, thought it to be okay, as he was not going back on his words of "not disclosing the QUESTIONS". So he gave him the three answer which Sardar quickly learnt by heart.

When Sardar went in for interview, this is what happened.

Q 1. When were you born?

Sardar:- The efforts started long back, but could succeed in 1947.

Interviewers got confused...they asked next question.

Q 2. What is your father's name?

Sardar :- There are many people, who were involved and contributed in this. If I give a name, it will be injustice to others.

The board members were shocked at the reply..they said.

Q 3. Are you mad?

Sardar :- A committee is investigating in this matter. I can give a correct reply to this only after seeing the report.


Submitted By : Santosh Reddy
Place : Bengaluru
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May
9
2015

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रिक्शे पे बैठी लड़की बोली:-रिक्शा धीरे चलाओ;मेरा दुध उछल रहा है
रिक्शे वाला:ब्रा नहीं पहनी है क्या?
लड़की: तेरी माँ की चूत भोसड़ी के डिब्बे का दूध उछल रहा है।



Submitted By : Anil pal
Place : Gonda
9 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
26
2015

adult-feedback to chaudu


aise kyu sarmati hai
nazre kyu jhukati
mere piche gaand kyu hilati hai
agra ye kuch nahi to bol de
maa ki laudi chutya kyu banati
(tension m chaudu bhaiya ki gaand lal rhti h)
rahul yadav(ray)

Submitted By : Rahul Yadav(ray)
Place : jaipur
7 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
26
2015

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दुकानदार:-क्या चाहिए ?
ग्राहक:-जी योनि ।
दुकानदार :- मादर चोद क्या बोला तूने?
ग्राहक: जिओनी का मोबाइल चाहिए बहनचोद बेहरे लंड..

Submitted By : Shivam
Place : mathura
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Apr
26
2015

Jija aur saali sunsaan jungle se ja rahe the


Jija aur saali sunsaan jungle se ja rahe the.
Sali : Jija ji kahi aap is mauke ka faida utha k mere saath zabardasti to nahi karenge?
Jija: Dikhta nahi mere ek hath may Bakri aur Danda hai,aur doosre hath may murga, rassi aur balti hai.Mai kaise kuch kar sakta hoon.
Sali: Kyo nahi kar sakte, agar Danda jamin me gaad k rassi say bakri ko baand do ,aur balti ulta karke murge k upar rakh do to aap sab kuch kar sakte ho, mujhe aapse bahut dar lag raha hai,...................

Submitted By : Shivam
Place : mathura
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Rating :   5 Votes


Apr
25
2015

Adult-break up join rand


Hua mera breakup,phir morning jaldi wake up
2 bottle bodka, thokne ka kam roj ka
2 ciggrette sulgai ,
phir rand ki gaand me agg lagai ah - uh ki mast tune banayi
chodne k baad door bhagai ,gaand laal krke finishing shot lagai.....



Rahul yadav(ray)

Submitted By : Rahul Yadav(ray)
Place : jaipur
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Rating :   3 Votes