Adult Jokes

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Apr
14
2014

11 year old girl realized growing hair between


11 year old girl realized growing hair between her
legs. Got worried and yelled Mom about hair. Mom
calmly said. "That part where hair has grown is
called a monkey, be proud that your monkey has
grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her elder sister
"My monkey has grown hair"
Her Elder Sister smiled and said.
"that's nothing, mine started eating banana's."

Submitted By : Deep
Place : Jalandhar
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Apr
10
2014

Ek Taxi Driver Ne Teen Logo Ko Taxi


Ek Taxi Driver Ne Teen Logo Ko Taxi
Mein Bithaya Jisme 1 Ladka, 1 Ladki
Aur 1 Hizda Tha.
Pahle Ladki Utari, Kiraya Dete Samay
Driver Ne Ladki Ko 2 Rupaye Vapis
Kar
Diye
Ladki: Mujhse 2 Rupaye Kam Kyun
Liye?
Driver: Teri Gori Pyari Ch#t (Vagina),
Uspe 2 Rupaye Ki Choot(Discount).
Driver Ne Ladke Se 2 Rupaye Jyada
Liye.
Ladka: Oye, Mujhse 2 Rupaye Jyada
Kyon Le Raha Hai?
Driver: Tera Kala Mota L#nd, Uspar 2
Rupaye Ka Dand (Fine).
Ab Hizda Ye Sab Sunkar Bina Paisi
Diye
Hi Bhagne Laga.
Driver: Ruk Bhonsdi Ke Kiraya To
Deta Ja.
Hizda: Na Mere Pas Ch#t Hai Na Hai
L#nd, Isliye Main Hun Free Fund.

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Apr
10
2014

Ladki apne room me bhethi zor-zorse ri rahi thi


Ladki apne room me bhethi zor-zorse ri rahi thi
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Maa ne dekha to uske paas aayi aur boli-
Kya hua beti?
Mujhe bata me teri dost hu.
.

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Ladki boli kya batau yaar apne wale se milne gayi thi tere wale ne dekh liya to bahut maara

Submitted By : Jat sahab
Place : india
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Apr
7
2014

For Gods sex stop making fun of my English


"For God's sex, stop making fun of my English."

Don't vote for Modi. Vote for me. I'm sexular.

I love Sea food, specially porns.

~ Latest Quotes by Rakhi Sawant

Submitted By : Maharaj
Place : Wardha
6 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Mar
30
2014

Penis breath a lovers dread


Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head

Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee

It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly

But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees

You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through

Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl

Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run

Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar

And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat

Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough

Let's switch you say, before you gag
And whats your revenge, your on the rag.

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : INDIA
6 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes


Mar
30
2014

BJP Congress is corrupt


BJP : Congress is corrupt??
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Congress : BJP is corrupt??
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BJP & Congress : AAP is corrupt????
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AAP : BJP & Congress is corrupt????
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Common man : The Sunny leone Video I downloaded is corrupt??

Submitted By : Jagan
Place : hyderabad
5 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Feb
25
2014

Baarya Eatta ningalodu onnu paranja eanna Adikkumo


Baarya: Eatta ningalodu onnu paranja eanna Adikkumo..?

Barthvu: Adikka illa parayudi..

Baarya: Naan ippo Garbbamanu...

Barthvu:Nalla Vishayamalle
Nee eanthinaanu pedikkunnu?

Baarya: Cherpathil ithu pola naa paranjappo eanda achan Adichu athanu...!

Submitted By : Prabaker
Place : Chennai
3 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Mar
24
2014

Sexy DOHE In kaabir baS


Sexy DOHE In kaabir baS :
1.Kal chode so aaj chod,Aaj chode so
ab,Biwi to chudti rahegi,Padosan
chodega kab.
2.Aaisi ladki chodiye,Lund ka aapa
khoye,Auron se chudi na ho,Biwi wo
hi hoye.
3.Bada hua to kya hua,Tera lund
hujur,Hamne bhi to ladkiyon
se,Maze liye bharpur.
4.Karat karat chudai se,Lund hot
balwan,Chut mein awat jaat se,Lund
bane Mahan.
5.Kunwari kali na chodiye,Chud k
kare ghamand,Chudi-chudai chodiye
jo lapak k leve Lund.
6.Chut chodne me kya maja,Chut me
ganda neer,Mard hai to mutthi mar
keh gya sant kabir.
7.Chodte chodte subah ho gyi lund
me pad gye chaale,Chut fat k gufa
ho gyi,Wah re chodne wale...

Submitted By : Deepak Mirza
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
31 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   67 Votes