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Feb
16
2012

Wife asked his husband how


Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.


Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!

Submitted By : Purva
Place : Aligarh, Uttar Pradesh
444 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes


Nov
13
2011

3 guys were introduced 2


3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,
hi I'm Peter not a saint,
hi I'm Paul not a pope,
I'm john not a baptist,


the girl said hi I'm mary not a virgin!

Submitted By : Govind
Place : Shimoga, Karnataka
147 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Feb
16
2012

Why do women wear flowered


Why do women wear flowered panties?
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A: Cuz its there way of saying, 'In memory of those who were buried here!

Submitted By : Kalpana
Place : Navsari, Gujarat
278 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Sep
12
2011

A man stands nude in


A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examines himself n says: 2 inches more & I'll be a king
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His wife sitting behind says: 2 inches less & you'll be a queen.

Submitted By : Lavanya
Place : Morvi, Gujarat
370 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes


Oct
11
2011

Q: Why men walk more


Q: Why men walk more and women talk more?
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A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips!

Submitted By : Saraswati
Place : Hajipur, Bihar
789 Likes
183 Dislikes
Rating :   89 Votes


Nov
4
2011

Q: What is the similirity


Q: What is the similirity between SEX and SHOPPING?
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A: MAN can not hold both for more than 5 minutes.

Submitted By : Dipali
Place : Patna, Bihar
177 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes