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Sep
27
2011

Pati patni ki zabardast ladai ke bad


pati-patni ki zabardast ladai ke bad patni bhagwan se boli
"agar ye galat he to inhe uthalo aur agar me galat hu to mujhe vidhwa bana do".

Submitted By : Chander
Place : Aligarh, Uttar Pradesh
52 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
29
2011

Who cares?


Wife runs home saying, Pack your bag honey,
I won 10 million in a lottery.
Husband: Should I pack for beach or hills?
Wife: Who cares?




Just pack n get lost.

Submitted By : Surendra
Place : Akola, Maharashtra
288 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Sep
25
2011
The similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?


Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?


A. In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'.

Submitted By : Hari
Place : Rampur, Uttar Pradesh
61 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
4
2011

Sorrow is our constant companion


A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:


Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.


Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz come & go ;->

Submitted By : Arundhati
Place : Surat, Gujarat
41 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Feb
6
2012

A husband's cute love quote


A husband's cute love quote:

"Even my child started walking without any support
but my wife still feels to hold my hand while walking..."

Submitted By : Rohan
Place : Chandigarh
69 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
19
2011

Today is our anniversary


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Submitted By : Ranjeet
Place : Murwara, Madhya Pradesh
566 Likes
101 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes


Feb
17
2012

Lambi Umar ke liya


Lambi Umar ke liya
kya karna chahiye?






Ans= Shadi
.
Us se kya
Zindagi Lambi ho jati hay?
.
.


.
Ans= Nahi, Lambi lagne lagti hay!.

Submitted By : Lakshmi
Place : Vijayawada, Andhra Pradesh
242 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes