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May
14
2015

Wife-


Wife:- सुनो ये "हेप्पीनेस" की स्पेलींग क्या है???? . .

Husband:- U.N.M.A.R.R.I.E.D


Submitted By : hunter
Place : delhi
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May
13
2015

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पत्नी ~ क्या कोई ऐसा तरीका है जिससे होटल के स्टाफ को न पता लगे कि हमारी नई - नई शादी हुई है।

पति ~ हाँ है, यह दोनों सूटकेस तुम उठाओ।


Submitted By : hunter
Place : delhi
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Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
23
2015
Husband Wife Watching An Ipl Match Together


Husband Wife Watching An Ipl Match Together: :)))
After 5 Minutes:
Wife: Is This Bret Lee?
Husband: No, This Is Chris Gayle,
Bret Lee Is A Bowler.
Wife: Okay, Oh Look, Another Wicket.
Husband: No,
This Is Just A Replay Of The Last One.
Wife: Hmm,
Looks Like India Is Going To Win This One.
Husband: It's Bangalore Vs Mumbai.
Wife: How Many Runs They Need To Win Now?
Husband: 72 Runs In 36 Balls.
Wife: Eh!
That's Easy, Just 2 Runs In 1 Ball.
Husband: *Turns Off The Tv*
Wife: *Turns It On Again And
Starts Watching Sarswati Chand
Husband: Who Is Sarswati Chand Here?
Wife: Don't You Dare To Disturb Me. :)

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
11 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
13
2015
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On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever." She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture." He beams and asks, "Why?" She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
13 Likes
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Rating :   5 Votes


Apr
23
2015

Wife Had Your Lunch


"Wife : Had Your Lunch.?
Husband : Had Your Lunch.?

Wife : I Am Asking You
Husband : I Am Asking You

Wife : You Copying Me.?
Husband : You Copying Me?

Wife : Lets Go For Shopping
Husband :Yes!! I Had My Lunch!"

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
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Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
22
2015

husband-Apni Shaadi Nu 5 Saal ho Gaye


husband:-"Apni Shaadi Nu 5 Saal ho Gaye,
Tenu Pyar da sabse zyada maza kis din aaya?"

wife Sharmate huye:-"Tussi us din Ludhiyana gaye hoye Si ji. . . .

Submitted By : Sushil Pathak
Place : Delhi/NCR
38 Likes
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Rating :   10 Votes


Apr
15
2015
WIFE Darling why are you home this early wearing


WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?

HUSBAND: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work

WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened?

HUSBAND: There was a fire out break down the tunnel and everybody died!

WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping U alive. How did you make it out my dear?

HUSBAND: Darling, it was God`s work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet.

WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families, how are they going to survive now?

HUSBAND: My dear it’s a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10 million each.

WIFE: What? !!!! ten million what? So because of your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet and your refusal to die with your colleagues………make me miss that money?? I beg if you don’t like trouble , go back and die with your colleagues.
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Submitted By : gabby
Place : Cameroun
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Feb
26
2015

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पत्नी (पति से)- चलो मैं छुपती हूं तुम मुझे ढूंढना। अगर ढूंढ लिया तो हम शॉपिंग चलेंगे।
पति (पत्नी से)- अगर नही ढूंढा तो?
पत्नी- ऐसा मत कहो ना जानू मैं दरवाजे के पीछे ही छिपूंगी।

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
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Rating :   10 Votes