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Sep
10
2014
WIFE - Tumne shaadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya ke


WIFE - Tumne shaadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya ke tumhari raani naam ki ek our wife bhi hai....??

HUSBAND - Bataya to tha tume rani ki tarah rakhunga??

Submitted By : ishan
Place : delhi
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Sep
6
2014
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बीवी :- सुनते हो, शक्कर खत्म हो गई है. दुकान से ले आओ.पति :- जानू पर तुम्हारा दुध इतना मीठा है फिर शक्कर क्यों ?बीवी :- नमक भी खत्म हो गया है सब्जी मे मूत दू क्या?

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
14 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Sep
1
2014
Q Jet airways launched a scheme where a husband


Q✈ Jet airways launched a scheme where a husband can take his wife free on their business trip.

After big Success of the scheme.

Jet Airways sent letters to all wives asking about their experience?

99% wifes replied
What scheme??

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Aug
24
2014
Ek baar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha ke


Ek baar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha ke " main agar 4-5 din na dikhu to aapko accha lagega ? "


Husband ek dum se khush hone laga. Aur us se raha nahi gaya aur bol diya " han accha lagega "



Fir to wife,
Monday na dikhi,
Tuesday na dikhi,
Wednesday na dikhi,
Thursday ko bhi na dikhi,.

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finally...

Friday ko jab aankhon ki SUJAN kam hui fir thodi thodi dikhai dene lagi.

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : Pune
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
23
2014

Wife What shall I make today


Wife: What shall I make today?
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Husband:Mood!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
48 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes


Aug
23
2014
The only crush left in life after getting


The only crush left in life, after getting married is...
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'Candy Crush'!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
47 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   41 Votes


Aug
14
2014
Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti


Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta hai........






























Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki advertise bahut aati hai na

Submitted By : ishan
Place : delhi
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
10
2014
Aurton k Ek Group se poocha geya k kon kon apne


Aurton k Ek Group se poocha geya k kon kon apne HUSBAND se PYAR karti hain

Sub Ne Hath kharay kar diye.

in sab ko ek ek msg diya geya k apne apne HUSBAND ko send karen.

I LOVE YOU

To in k HUSBANDS k jawab kuch youn aye.

1: Tumhari tabiyat theek hai?

2: Ab keya ho geya ? phir se Car mar dee.

3: Excuse me

4: Sirf itna batao k kitne paise chahiye?

5: Nasha to nahi kar liya?

6: Ab kia kar dia tum ne? Main is baar maaf nahi karoon ga.

Aur sab se acha jawab ye tha.
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7: Kon Hain Aap?

Submitted By : Sohail Ahmad
Place : Rawalpindi, Pakistan
20 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes