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Jul
29
2016

Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam se


Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam se
badnam he......
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warna.
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takleef to sbse zada padhai hi deti
he... :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
26 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Jul
28
2016

Dear Girls


Dear Girls,
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If you haven't Found your Smart Prince yet,
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It means
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You're not a princess...! =P :D=D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
28 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jul
28
2016

Lady Beggar A


Lady Beggar: A
bhaiya 1 rupya dede
3 din se bhuki hu.
Santa: 3 din se bhuki
h to 1 rupye ka kya
karegi? Lady: Wazan
dekhungi kitna ghat
gaya hai :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
23 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Jul
28
2016

Class 10


Class 10:

"beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le
phir saari zindagi aaraam karna."

class 11:
"beta, do saal theek se padhai
kar le phir aaram se rehna."

graduation:
"beta, bas degree achhi tarah
puri kar le, phir aaraam rahega."

after graduation:
"beta, post graduation kar le,
phir maje karna."

after
post graduation:
"nalayak, yahan pada aaraam
kar raha hai, kaam par kaun jayega.":

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
24 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Alia bhat - safola oil to de diya bhaiya Iske


Alia bhat - safola oil to de diya bhaiya. Iske sath ka gift nahi diya.
shopkeeper - isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
alia - ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free" :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
24 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Hindi Songs their Medical Meanings


Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings
Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale – Fever
Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi – Heart Attack
Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge – Constipation
Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai – Acidity
Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon – Cataract
Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna – Alzheimer’s
Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole – Vertigo
Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi – Urinary Infection
Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai –Hypertension
Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere – Corn On Feet
Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye –Insomnia
Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata – Piles
And Sabse Mast
Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai –Loose Motion

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
28 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Jul
27
2016

ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4


ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4
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Bande Hain Hum Sanskari
Hum Pe Kiska Zor, Sanskaro Ke Suraj
Nikle Charon Aur....
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Irade Hain Kanyadaani
Kanyadaani Har Kadam, Apne Haathon
Kanyadaan Karne
Aaj Chale Hain Hum.. :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
17 Likes
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Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Salmaan- me jb shirt utarta hu to ghar k bahar


Salmaan- me jb shirt utarta hu to ghar k bahar
100 ikkathe ho jate h
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john- jb me shirt utarta hu to 1000 log ikkathe
hote h
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hrithik- ye to kuch ni h jb me shirt utarta hu to
5000 log ikkathe hote h
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sunnyleone- me kuch bolu :D :)

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
19 Likes
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Rating :   12 Votes