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Feb
15
2017

Upcoming Horror Movies


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Exam Ka Khouf
Tarapta Student
Shaitani Books
Result Wala Jin
Neend Ki Mout
Pyasa Examiner
Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
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Feb
15
2017

Book khulti hai


Book khulti hai,
exam ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.
Book ki bate dimag tak nahi ati,
fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai.

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
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Feb
15
2017
naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta


naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai..
kya khilate ho? sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h.
mera beta h CA kar rha h.
abhi exam chal rahe hai.

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
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Feb
15
2017
Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Hon


Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Hon
K Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahen
K Bado ko Jawab Deta Hai. :-)

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
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Feb
14
2017
Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha


Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha
“See You in the evening!”
Santa gusse me: Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini!
Dhamki kisko deti hai?

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
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Feb
14
2017
Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar


Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar school aata hai.
Madam : Ghar jao aur moje badalkar aao.
Santa : Koi fayda nahi, waha bhi ek black aur ek white moja hi rakha hai.

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
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Jan
15
2015

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye


Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karogi kiya???
(Kya logical sher hai!!)

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
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Feb
10
2017

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha


Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha,
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
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