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Oct
14
2012

Ek aadmi chai wale se bola...


Ek aadmi chai wale se bola:
"Yaar ek se*y chai pilao".
Chai wala bola:
"Hamare yahan COW ka Dudh aata hai,
Bipasa Basu ka nahi..."

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
43 Likes
38 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Sep
28
2012
Agar trains k naam indian actress k naam pe hoti t


Agar trains k naam indian actress
k naam pe hoti toh khabrein aisi
hoti:

Aaj Bipasha ovrload ho kr gayi
hai.

Deepika ke neeche aake ek aadmi
mar gaya.

Accident mein mallika ki pichli
bogey tabaah ho gayi hai.

Tez raftaar ki wajah se kangana
patri se utar gayi hai.

Rakhi pe chadhne walo ki tadaad
mein ijaafa.

Rani chalte chalte bandh ho gayi.

Vidya ki body change karne ka
faisla.

KATRINA PAR GAIR KANOONI
DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 ADMI
GIRAFTAAR.... :P=DD :D :P

Submitted By : gangadhar
Place : india
228 Likes
40 Dislikes
Rating :   68 Votes


Sep
21
2012

Why did Sunny Leone cried


Why did Sunny Leone cried after watching JISM 2?
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She Said, it was her first movie she has ever watched with her family.

Submitted By : Abhishek Shaw
Place : Howrah
78 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Aug
10
2012
Mallika went to a swimming pool In a BR* & P*NTY.


Mallika went to a swimming pool In a BR* & P*NTY.

Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume Is not allowed!

Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
81 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   48 Votes


Aug
1
2012

Boobs ho Bade Bade..


Boobs ho Bade Bade..
Bra me ho Khade Khade.
Bar-Bar Chus, Khoob Inko Masal..
Par tu Daant se Kaat Mat, Kaat Mat.
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath

Tu Naa Thakna Kabhi..
Tu Naa Rukna Kabhi..
Roz 3 Baar Chodne ki,
Le Shapath Le Shapath..
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath..

Chut Mahan hai..
Har Koi Ispe Qurban hai.
Sabke Basate Isme Pran Hai..
Banakar Khud Bhagwan B Hairan Hai
WIRYA se Kar Shoorvir Ise Lathpath
Lathpath..!
Agneepath Agneepath.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
216 Likes
96 Dislikes
Rating :   83 Votes


Aug
1
2012

My sympathy with Randeep Hoda


My sympathy with Randeep Hoda & Arunoday Singh after watching the "Jism 2" Promo..!!

Poor Guys kissed those lips which have sucked so many Dicks!! :P :D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
107 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   50 Votes


Jul
18
2012
Thank God Ekta Kapoor ended her "k" fixation..!


Thank God Ekta Kapoor ended her "k" fixation..!

Imagine what her Serial 'bade acche lagte hain' would have been called?

Khade acche lagte hain :P :D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
136 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes


Jul
18
2012
Why did Ranbir and Deepika actualy break up


Why did Ranbir and Deepika actualy break up?

They thot, if ABHIshek n AISHwarya wr called AbhiAsh, den what wud be RANbir and DEEpika called.
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RANDEE...;)

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
141 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes