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May
28
2013

SUNNY LEONEs favourite cold drink


SUNNY LEONE's favourite cold drink
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MOUNT N DO

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
19 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


May
27
2013

Sanjay Leela Bhansali


Sanjay Leela Bhansali was explaining a romantic scene about his new movie: "Real Love is, when two people are so close that they see the world together in one direction..."

Sunney Leone :... Sorry to interrupt you Sanjay jee...but if I m not wrong, u r explaining the Doggy Style...Right?

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
49 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


May
25
2013

Mallika Sheravat ghode pe baithi


Mallika Sheravat ghode pe baithi..

Ghodewala~ Madam ! Ghoda bahut khush hai
Mallika~ Ghoda Ho Ya Lawda, meri do taango k beech jo bhi aata hai khush hi rehta hai . .

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
69 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   42 Votes


May
24
2013

3 Idiots - Part 2


3 Idiots - Part 2
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Teacher: ?What Is A Condom??

Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain.

Teacher: ?Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho??

Aamir: ?Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai?

Teacher: ?Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Definition Bolo??

Aamir: ?Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population?

Teacher: ?Will U Plz Elaborate??

Aamir: ?Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!? ?Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na?
?Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom Hai Sir?
?Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai? ?8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak, Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai? ?1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out, In-Out, In-Out?

Teacher: ?Arre? Defination Kya Hai??

Aamir: ?Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir?

Teacher: ?Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?? ?Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak! Idiot? ?Anybody Else???

Chattur: ?Sir! , Condom Are Between Any Combination Of Body So Connected, That Their Relative Positions May Be
Seen In Kamasutra..?

Teacher: ?Wah! Kya Baat Hai....."

Aamir - Sir mene bhi to wahi kaha...

Teacher - get out...!

After Some time, Amir khan returns back to class...!

Teacher: Ab kya hua.?

Amir khan: sir kuch bhool gya hun..

Teacher: kya..?

Amir khan: sir,6 inch long,coated with extra protection,comes in out in out,throw liquid wen directed,cud be covered with cap, spreads wen rubbed....

Teacher : wat d fuck u want

Amir khan: pen sir....pen

Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
248 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


May
22
2013

SGGroup


S.G.Group,
Income Tax Officer Hans Raha
Tha...
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Clerk : Kya Hua ???
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Officer : Sunny Leon Ki File Hai...
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Clerk : To ???
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Officer : Kapde Pahenti Nahi Hai
Aur
Laundry
Bill 11 Lacs Bataya Hai...

Submitted By : S.G.Group,3
Place : Baramati
60 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes


May
5
2013
Jab b dost achi baat kahenge GAALI zarun denge


Jab b dost achi baat kahenge GAALI zarun denge:

1. Beautiful girl ? Oye ma ki lodi kya maal hai.

2. Cricket mein ? Iski maa ka choda mara kya chakka mara hai.

3. Dost aaye to ? Aa gaya chutiyaa.

4. Ladki na pate to ? Bhen ki lodi r#ndi hai.

5. Exam pass hone par ? Bhosdi k tu tu pass ho gaya.

6. Ghar jana ho to ? Ghar jana hai nai to Baap G#nd maar dega.

7. Koi sidha sadha aadmi dikhe to ? Chodu hai l#da

8. Ye SMS padhne k baad ? bhench#d kya message bheja hai

Submitted By : ankush
Place : kanpur
86 Likes
45 Dislikes
Rating :   54 Votes


May
2
2013

3 Randi


3 Randi
1 Meri Yoni Itni Hot H K Press Karlo

2 Meri Itni Hot H K Chay Bana Lo

3 Meri Itni Hot H K
Meri Gaand Me Dalo Bhutta Aur
Aage Se Popkorn Nikalo....

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
49 Likes
39 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Apr
23
2013

Chandi sarkhya sandasat sonyawani gu


Chandi sarkhya sandasat sonyawani gu.
Tuzi item geli hagayala awaj aala pu.
Are awaj aala pu ani baher aala gu.
Sms nantar vach hagrya aadhi tichi gand dhu.:-

Submitted By : Mayur Divate
Place : Nashik
32 Likes
50 Dislikes
Rating :   28 Votes